#it was the worst

[hingefreelester]

I literlly said 14 is the worst age right before they did and im so glad they agree

[parksprout]

List of times I probably earned a deadly illness I won't know about till later in life:

When someone put out cigarettes in my coke at a family gathering and I was so thirsty after running around I didn't notice until the second swallow

This concludes my list

[geneeste]

Had to leave the my phone sound on for about half an hour so that I wouldn’t miss a call for a doctor’s appointment, and boy did that half hour reinforce how much I hate being off silent mode.

I’d rather lose my phone than be subjected to the bings and dings and warbles of notifications, ye gads.

[elminx]

Remind me to (probably not) tell y'all the story of when my bestie cleansed my VERY EFFECTIVE banishment off of my target because she wanted to hex them with a "clean slate".

[blitzbuckz]

what lucifer hands over to blitz is. . . an assumption, at best. a rough-around-the-edges imp reminds him of candy cigarettes, though unlike the straightforward and chalky kind, these ones are thinly-veiled bubblegum in a decorative wrap.

【𐂃】 Scarlet hues instantly perceived the giant font, unable to resist a smile from lining across his maw. How did the King knew he's a "cigarettes after sex" type of guy?

Prying the box open his nose quickly caught a whiff of the bubblegum scent. Without further delay, as if on instinct, he gathered all the cigs before shouting--

❝ Down the hatch! ❞ taking a mouth full of smokes like a true gentlemen. Planning to chew his way through all of them && blow the biggest fucking bubble ever! a 7 layered gum bubble; it'll be one for the guinness Hell records!

[longhairedfagtard]

Had a dream he died in a movie accident 💀

[tastesoftamriel]

Attempted to bake. Batter literally blew up in my face. Had to mop the ceiling. Can you make me feel better by telling me your worst cooking disaster?

I've been through fire salts and the exploding chicken before, but the next worst one would be a baking incident too. It was a cheesecake that wouldn't set. I brought it to the table to slice and the whole thing disintegrated in front of all the dinner party guests. Not my proudest moment, and I had to try very hard not to cry. ~Talviel

[abernathyvalois]

it is so physically excruciating to be in middle/high school and have a sapphic crush !!!!!!!!!So painful

[palletofshipping]

so glad i made Gary and Ash’s daughter 6-7 years old because they could NOT deal with the “terrible twos”

[betweenblackberrybranches]

I am dead tired

But im back! Social interaction was the worst and it was hard sitting still for so long and i wanna sleep for atleast 20 hours now

But i think im gonna hang out for a bit befor

[some-cold-and-some-violence]

About to head off to my physio appointment and just had a massive revelation. The reason I have such a massive aversion to wearing trackpants in public isn't because I'm some kind of anti-trackies snob but only for myself, it's because it reminds me of being pregnant lol

[satan-is-obsessed]

the biggest monster was a human

"the fighting is the part i like most" 🙂

[i-mushi]

Got back from long weekend with a friend Sunday. Monday went to work. 26th patient of the day, my last, has an earwig crawl out of her ear. I need a longer vacation and a winning lottery ticket.

[showfallmediacameracrew]

What sorta show are ya workin on, Jas?

Normal horror show stuff, though the thing i was doing yesterday was more time consuming then things usually are. Sure, sometimes I gotta wait for a scene to be cleaned up when something goes wrong, but this was just... aggravating.

There were clowns, and mimes. It will make sense when the episode airs I guess.

It's an anthology of horror type of show, every episode a different gruesome event. Sometimes the event is recreated from something that happened in the past, others are made up.

The show is called Reflected Misfortunes, if you wanna find the episodes already out on the site or tv channel.

[cuntertaker]

ok but i cannot express to you guys the noise i made when in a top 10 wwe whatever moments i saw cm punk’s thighs it was animalistic