#knock knock joke

[turkeytrey]

knock knock...

[spacejawa]

Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.

[obby98]

What kind of music does a cradle like?

Rock music.

[lukecoalman]

Little halloween storyboard.

I'm a mentor in Story For All there was a suggestion that even a knock knock joke could make for the basis of a storyboard sample. I thought that sounded like a fun idea.

[writerofweird]

PSA to all cows

You can say "who" instead of "moo" if you want to. Be yourself and do what makes you happy.

Interrupting people is pretty annoying.

[xlntwtch2]

[thevalicemultiverse]

(Knock knock) Colonization! Only joking. Colonizers don’t knock before they come in.

Smiler: [snort] Good one. Slightly depressing given history, but good.

[moiraicollections]

Table over who?

(Your move was to respond to the joke)

Leora: Table over who?

…

Silence ensues. The breathing stops.

A clattering is heard.

…

A small shriek ripples through the air.

…

Leora: Table over who..? Hello?

(Your move).

[foldingfittedsheets]

I was a pretty sickly kid. I'm a pretty sickly adult too I guess. But one of the issues I had was constant ear infections. I almost went deaf because I just had near continuous swelling and inflammation going on. I had tubes in my ears twice because they fell out the first time.

If you're unfamiliar that's where they put a tiny gauge in your inner ear to help force it open. It's meant to stop water getting trapped back there. I had to put wax in my ears before contact with pools, baths, showers, anything, for years, to prevent water from slinking through that narrow channel and festering long enough to spawn bacteria.

It was miserable. To this day my inner ear is blighted with so much scar tissue that every single ear exam the doctor goes, "Woah." You never want to hear a doctor say woah. It's never good.

Eventually my constant rounds of antibiotics and misery was pinned on my tonsils. A doctor declared there was just too much ick hiding out in there and they had to go. I was about five or six at the time. Having surgery as a little kid is already pretty scary but I was determined to be brave. I'd already had vacuum suction tools used on my inner ear weekly a practice so painful it's banned now. I was also promised a coveted troll dinosaur for good behavior.

So I walked tremulously into the hospital to have an organ removed. By all accounts I comported myself admirably. Afterward I was coming out of anesthesia quite slowly. The nurse was carrying me back to my parents when I rasped a whispery, "Knock knock," at her.

She paused and looked down at me, "What?"

A little stronger I repeated, "Knock knock."

She was shocked her tiny patient was trying to tell a joke while higher than a kite but dutifully said, "Who's there?"

"Adam," I said in a wavery little voice.

She leaned closer to hear me, "Adam who?"

I bellowed through my raw throat, still freshly bleeding from surgery, "Adam my way, I'm gettin' outta here!"

The nurse had to stop she was laughing so hard and she was in hysterics when she delivered me back to me parents, repeating the whole episode to them, turning their anxiety into delight that their doped up child was a comedy genius.

No one knew where I'd learned the joke, but it was a staple story throughout my childhood.

[zephyrchama]

Diavolo using the royal family's official letterhead and seal to send MC random pen pal-style letters for fun.

A postal demon who is anxious beyond belief grips the letter as tight as they dare to, neither wanting a breeze to blow it away nor for the paper inside to get crumpled. It was the talk of all local postal workers that morning. It's obviously incredibly important, the prince's own penmanship graces the front of it! Such a letter should not be left in the mailbox.

They knock on the door to the House of Lamentation, shaking. MC opens it.

The postal demon quickly bows their head. "An urgent correspondence!" they proclaim while handing over the message with two scrawny arms. As soon as MC has their mail, the postal demon flees and MC returns inside to find a letter opener.

Hey!

I discovered a book the other day with many fascinating human jokes! Have you heard this one?

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A: They don't have the guts!

Isn't that hilarious? Everyone knows that common undead skeletons don't have cognizance and will absolutely fight each other. Or anything that moves, really. This must be an example of that 'sarcasm' you told me about. Human jokes can be so funny!

Yours truly,

Diavolo

[cursio-neptune]

Replaced.

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You can see the the silly amount of effort I put into designing the knock-off characters here, lol.

[achromatophoric]

One night in Jericho, some guy finds himself cornered in a dark alley by a dagger-wielding seer.

Wednesday: Knock knock.

Some guy: Wh-What?

Wednesday: *raises dagger*

Some guy: I m-mean who’s there?

Wednesday: Wednesday.

Some guy: *confused* Wednesday who?

Wednesday looks to the side, where Thing waits with her phone. The hand presses a green button and immediately the man’s voice is heard.

Recording [Guy]: Bitch, I don’t care if you have a girlfriend. One night with me and—

Recording [Enid]: Her name is Wednesday Addams!

Recording [Guy]: Wednesday who?

The recording ends. Thing gestures between the phone and the unfortunate idiot, then presents a thumbs up. Match confirmed.

Wednesday: *death glare*

Some idiot: Oh fuck me.

Wednesday: 🗡️

Some idiot: 😨

Wednesday: 🗡️ 🔪

Some idiot: W-Wait! I can—

Wednesday: *VIOLENCE*

[obby98]

What does a transsexual morning person drive?

A trans AM.

[furiouskettle]

this idea's been rattling around in my brain for FAR too long and i can't make it pay rent so im finally evicting it onto the page

I'll add the links to the rest of the pages under the readmore as I complete them!

[START] - You Are Here

[more WIP]

[seirindono]

The Missing Scarf (Interlude) - part 4

*Soul Soda (purple): The taste of fresh perseverence, made liquid and now sugar free.

(She borrowed clothes while her own are being mended)

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[theshadowrealmitself]

Vulcan: I have found that when Humans are anxious and they are not comforted by statistics showing they are not actually in danger, the best way to calm them down is to tell them a joke, even if they are aware of how the joke goes, observe

Vulcan: *walks over to a nervous looking Human they know*

Vulcan: Knock knock

Human, already starting to smile: Who’s there?

Vulcan: Interrupting cow

Human, grinning: Interrupting co-

Vulcan, in the flattest tone in existence: Moooo

Human: *losing it*