#knock knock joke

[turkeytrey]

knock knock...

[spacejawa]

Sometimes you delve into the comments the comments actually reward you.

[obby98]

What kind of music does a cradle like?

Rock music.

[writerofweird]

PSA to all cows

You can say "who" instead of "moo" if you want to. Be yourself and do what makes you happy.

Interrupting people is pretty annoying.

[xlntwtch2]

[thevalicemultiverse]

(Knock knock) Colonization! Only joking. Colonizers don’t knock before they come in.

Smiler: [snort] Good one. Slightly depressing given history, but good.

[moiraicollections]

Table over who?

(Your move was to respond to the joke)

Leora: Table over who?

…

Silence ensues. The breathing stops.

A clattering is heard.

…

A small shriek ripples through the air.

…

Leora: Table over who..? Hello?

(Your move).

[zephyrchama]

Diavolo using the royal family's official letterhead and seal to send MC random pen pal-style letters for fun.

A postal demon who is anxious beyond belief grips the letter as tight as they dare to, neither wanting a breeze to blow it away nor for the paper inside to get crumpled. It was the talk of all local postal workers that morning. It's obviously incredibly important, the prince's own penmanship graces the front of it! Such a letter should not be left in the mailbox.

They knock on the door to the House of Lamentation, shaking. MC opens it.

The postal demon quickly bows their head. "An urgent correspondence!" they proclaim while handing over the message with two scrawny arms. As soon as MC has their mail, the postal demon flees and MC returns inside to find a letter opener.

Hey!

I discovered a book the other day with many fascinating human jokes! Have you heard this one?

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A: They don't have the guts!

Isn't that hilarious? Everyone knows that common undead skeletons don't have cognizance and will absolutely fight each other. Or anything that moves, really. This must be an example of that 'sarcasm' you told me about. Human jokes can be so funny!

Yours truly,

Diavolo

[ami-ven]

Happy National Knock Knock Joke Day!

[furiouskettle]

this idea's been rattling around in my brain for FAR too long and i can't make it pay rent so im finally evicting it onto the page

I'll add the links to the rest of the pages under the readmore as I complete them!

[START] - You Are Here

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[seirindono]

The Missing Scarf (Interlude) - part 4

*Soul Soda (purple): The taste of fresh perseverence, made liquid and now sugar free.

(She borrowed clothes while her own are being mended)

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[theshadowrealmitself]

Vulcan: I have found that when Humans are anxious and they are not comforted by statistics showing they are not actually in danger, the best way to calm them down is to tell them a joke, even if they are aware of how the joke goes, observe

Vulcan: *walks over to a nervous looking Human they know*

Vulcan: Knock knock

Human, already starting to smile: Who’s there?

Vulcan: Interrupting cow

Human, grinning: Interrupting co-

Vulcan, in the flattest tone in existence: Moooo

Human: *losing it*

[obby98]

What does a transsexual morning person drive?

A trans AM.

[sashamini]

my hands slipped

[somegrumpynerd]

Cross has trouble getting to sleep alone in his room and goes looking for a distraction, but ends up finding a solution for both of them

[achromatophoric]

One night in Jericho, some guy finds himself cornered in a dark alley by a dagger-wielding seer.

Wednesday: Knock knock.

Some guy: Wh-What?

Wednesday: *raises dagger*

Some guy: I m-mean who’s there?

Wednesday: Wednesday.

Some guy: *confused* Wednesday who?

Wednesday looks to the side, where Thing waits with her phone. The hand presses a green button and immediately the man’s voice is heard.

Recording [Guy]: Bitch, I don’t care if you have a girlfriend. One night with me and—

Recording [Enid]: Her name is Wednesday Addams!

Recording [Guy]: Wednesday who?

The recording ends. Thing gestures between the phone and the unfortunate idiot, then presents a thumbs up. Match confirmed.

Wednesday: *death glare*

Some idiot: Oh fuck me.

Wednesday: 🗡️

Some idiot: 😨

Wednesday: 🗡️ 🔪

Some idiot: W-Wait! I can—

Wednesday: *VIOLENCE*