#knightshade posts

[ezura-knightshade]

what r ur thoughts on colors

They pretty. And I don’t understand colour theory. It’s all witchcraft to me. Especially in traditional art, I really really admire the fact that people can just envision the end product and not be daunted by the whiteness of the canvas and be like ooo no too dark or too light. It’s so so cool to me.

[ezura-knightshade]

I saw a big floofy golden dog wearing lil red boots (it’s rainy here, his owners probably don’t want him to get his paws dirty).

His abundant floof made the boots look comically small.

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

[ezura-knightshade]

Favorite thing

Ever

Free time. I love free time. Like yes I sometimes panic over what to do but at least I have time.

I haven’t knotted a single bracelet/keychain since my vacation ended and it’s pissing me off.

[dantedsblog]

Jaune:Blake.

Blake: Hm ?

Jaune: Why are you into bad guys ?

Blake: It’s not true !

Jaune: Adam ?

Blake: He was nice in the beginning.

Jaune: There were definitely red flags.

Blake: Well.

Flashbacks

Adam in front of hundreds of Faunus

Adam:Brothers and sisters we’re fighting for the same purpose to create the word without those useless human scumbags !

Faunus soldiers: Yes !

Adam:Our race is better stronger and smarter we’re the new step in evolution we will destroy all of them or enslave them like they did it to us !

Adam slams his hand on the table

Adam:FOR OUR FAUNUS EMPIRE !

Faunus soldiers: YES !

Blake: He is so hot~~

Flashback ends

Blake: I learnt from my mistakes

Jaune: Really ?

Blake:Yeah because I’m into good guys..

grabs his collar

Blake:..and I can prove it now~

Jaune: Please Oum help me survive this night.

[theredheadedace]

AU where Blake fell with Jaune in the Everafter

Weiss: I can’t believe it’s the Panther Queen and Rusted Knight

Yang: So I guess Blake’s Erotica was right, they were a couple

Panther Queen: (pinching the bridge of her nose with The Rusted Knight giggling) Oh my god

Yang: Wait a minute

Weiss: No way

Ruby: It can’t be

PQ!Blake: (taking her mask off) you girls finally made it.

Yang: oh, so you two are together, hmm. Give me a moment. (Walking outside for a moment.)

Ruby: is Yang going to be-

Yang: NOOOOOO. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, WHY UNIVERSE WHYYYYYYYY!!??!!!

RK!Jaune: Well that went better than expected

PQ!Blake: You thought she was going to kill you, didn’t you?

RK!Jaune: a little bit yeah, are you going to tell her we are open it poly or-?

PQ!Blake: In a minute

[ezura-knightshade]

You can love something and also enjoy eating it.

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[rwac96]

Prompt

Stungknight

How much money did yang made on the kitty breeding and much did Blake made when she secretly filmed her getting fucked by jaune.

"The vid on FuckHub got billions of views," Yang answered, "and I've gotten enough Lien for both Bumblebee repairs and getting Rubes a GS5."

"My video got a million views," Blake admits, "so, not gangbusters like Yang's, but I got enough to pay for stuff."

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What would the three think if someone with a fortune teller like semblance showed them the future and they see this? Would this give any of them ideas?

Jaune/Ruby/Blake: What!?/Eeek!/Oh! 😳

[reashot]

Jaune the Eevee Trainer.

Jaune: Wow. I can't believe I got Eevee as my starter Pokemon.

Eevee: Vee~ ❤️

Jaune: Sure can't wait to get you to evolve. But I wonder which one to pick...

Then suddenly as if on cue. Four girls start appearing from behind him like they were waiting for this very moment.

Yang: Hey there young man. If you're interested in evolving your Eevee. Might I suggest Flareon. 🔥

Blake: Not so fast. Only basic bitch picked Flareon.

Yang: Hey!

Blake: Sure you can pick Flareon. But don't you want something much cooler and stronger like Umbreon? 🌙

Weiss: Hah! Cool? Nothing is more cooler and more elegant than my Glaceon. ❄️

Ruby: L-leafeon is cool too. 🌿

*showing of her leafeon in her hand*

Jaune please, if you pick Leafeon (me) I swear I will be forever grateful and I will be your best friend.

*everyone is staring and waiting for Jaune's decision*

Jaune: Uh... I.

Bleiss: Wait a minute. I never got a chance to give my suggestion.

Jaune: Oh, ok Bleiss what type of evolution should I pick for Eevee?

Bleiss smiled ear to ear waiting for Jaune to say that word.

Bleiss: Hey Jaune did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon....

Guhh!

*jaune chokes Bleiss*

W-worth it...

[ezura-knightshade]

The Anti-Ken

Staff if you see this post please hire me for $1000000000 a year thank you

[razorblade180]

I don't remember if you did or not, but do you have a post where there's like a family tree or something for all your RWBY things?

I want to be able to follow along, but it's a bit confusing.

If you do, could you give the link, please?

Funny enough, I don’t. If anyone has a good website for those family tree diagrams I’d love to know.

Until then, I’ll just make a simple list right now because asking about my ocs will always give be boundless energy. I’ll try being brief. If I write a name that has the last name of the main ship in the au, I trust I don’t have to explain who the parents are.

Lasting Embers AU (Dragonslayer)

Jacquelyn Frost

Parents aren’t important aside from being deceased and her mom being the former Winter Maiden (Vol7 didn’t exist yet)

Jael Frost

Biological daughter of Jacquelyn and Adam. The younger sister of Sienna Frost

Sienna Fost

Adopted daughter of Jacquelyn and Adam. Older sister to Jael

Biological parents and older brother are deceased. Happened when she was very young.

Sienna is not her real name. She doesn’t remember. (It’s Jasmine)

Yujin Xiao Long

Only daughter

Lie Tenzen

Ren and Nora’s only son.

Canary Branwen

Daughter of Qrow and Winter.

Qrow passed away when she was like nine. (Don’t quote that age I don’t have my notes with me. She was a kid)

Not a fan of Ruby (Her Cousin)

A fan of Yujin (Also her Cousin)

Twin Snowflakes AU (White Knight)

Nick and Summer Schnee

Fraternal Twins. Brother and Sister

Sparrow Branwen

Winter and Qrows adopted son

Eliza Marigold

Only daughter of Henry Marigold

Mom took hush money and left after birth.

Henry was not the one who gave her hush money.

Valerie Valkyrie

Nora and Ren’s only daughter

Veronica Belladonna

Blake and Yang’s only daughter.

Blake was the one with the bun in the oven.

Miscellaneous (not a OC name)

This Au has a child for Robyn, Cardin, and a couple others. They don’t really matter too that much but they exist. Most notable is Max (Cardin’s kid) and a little girl named Ruth

Premonition AU (Knightshade)

Lucas Belladonna

Peach Rose

Daughter of Ruby and Weiss

Not related to Lucas in any way but they’re close.

Serendipity Karuma

Also goes by Serenity

Parents are alive but not around

Older sibling but doesn’t see the younger one

Rosebud AU (Lancaster)

Dustin Arc Rose

The oldest of three siblings

Raised by Cinder and Neo

Not a fan of his biological parents or siblings

Has silver eyes

(I probably should’ve called him Dustin Fall but oh well. I’m not changing the tags)

Carmine Arc Rose

Middle child technically, but she doesn’t acknowledge Dustin as an older brother.

Has silver eyes but wears red contacts

Only the grownups in her family’s circle know her real eye color

Cousin of Kovu

Garnet Arc Rose

Youngest of the three siblings

He’s just a lil fella

Kovu Belladonna

Son of Blake and Yang

Older cousin to Carmine

Yang had the bun in the oven

Aero Amitola

Son of Ilia and Sun. (I refuse to explain myself here)

Bird Boy

Mona Paulo Furem

All you really gotta know about her parents are that they’re horrible and her mother is reason Mona is the way she is

Has a younger sister. Barely talked about.

Does not live at home or keep in contact

Miscellaneous

Ren and Nora run an orphanage

Oscar is Ozcar and has been for decades.

Side note, there’s a a child named Levi Belladonna that’s Ruby and Blake’s kid. He has no au. I just thought he was neat. Maybe one day.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Jaune: *Walking into his dorm after finishing erands in Vale for the day. He sees Blake sitting on his bed, reading.* Hey Blake! I'm back.

Blake: *Looks up, smiles, puts down her book, stands up and walks over to her boyfriend* Welcome back Jaune.

Jaune: *Opens his arms and hugs Blake* I hope you weren't waiting for me too long.

Blake: ... *Pouts*

Jaune: Blake?

Blake: What was that?

Jaune: What was what?

Blake: That hug!

Jaune: What about it?

Blake: You did it wrong!

Jaune: Wha- what? I did?

Blake: Yes! Remember what I showed you last week!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ... *Brain searching successful* OH! My bad. Can I try again?

Blake: You may~ :3

Jaune: *Hugs Blake again*

Jaune:

Jaune: Better~?

Blake: Very~ (=^ω^=)

[ezura-knightshade]

While this is a lot of information to take in rn.

Are there people who don’t dilute their essential oils before using them???

Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.

Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.

Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.

Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.

One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.

Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.

[nogoawaytism]

Shoo's List of Rarepair OTPs

Freezerburn

Ladybug

Checkmate

Nordic Winter

Pink Lemonade

Milk and Cereal

Schneekos

Greek Fire

Knightshade

Black Lotus

Sunflower

Martial Arcs

Greek Lotus

Ginger Snaps

Sunflakes

Lie and steal

Bunanas

Double Rainbow

(This is just for personal reasons, might update later, idk)

[ezura-knightshade]

I FINISHED THE FIRST ONE!!!

So technically this took 1 hour 5 mins but meh I’m not gonna beat myself up over this.

Ok now the speed paint

Technically speaking there is a grid in there idk why the speedpaint didn’t capture it.

[ezura-knightshade]

Well ig it’s finally time to post about this tumblr advert. (TW pedophilia + grooming)

Took the ss on another app I think but I’ve seen this ad on here as well. Like legit in the ad it shows that you can choose to abuse (in any way possible including sexually) to manipulate her into becoming whatever you want her to become. One of the options shown was “godly Christian wife at age 14”.

I don’t think I need to say anymore.

(Ps: Im sorry if the tone of the post was sarcasm/funny. I just didn’t know where else to rant. Also, why is it showing me this ad? Does Tumblr think I’m a pedophile???)

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

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