#knightshade posts

[ezura-knightshade]

Someone out there needs to edit goodbye from arcane s1 over the part where Vanders memories fade

[ezura-knightshade]

I saw a big floofy golden dog wearing lil red boots (it’s rainy here, his owners probably don’t want him to get his paws dirty).

His abundant floof made the boots look comically small.

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

[ezura-knightshade]

what r ur thoughts on colors

They pretty. And I don’t understand colour theory. It’s all witchcraft to me. Especially in traditional art, I really really admire the fact that people can just envision the end product and not be daunted by the whiteness of the canvas and be like ooo no too dark or too light. It’s so so cool to me.

[theredheadedace]

AU where Blake fell with Jaune in the Everafter

Weiss: I can’t believe it’s the Panther Queen and Rusted Knight

Yang: So I guess Blake’s Erotica was right, they were a couple

Panther Queen: (pinching the bridge of her nose with The Rusted Knight giggling) Oh my god

Yang: Wait a minute

Weiss: No way

Ruby: It can’t be

PQ!Blake: (taking her mask off) you girls finally made it.

Yang: oh, so you two are together, hmm. Give me a moment. (Walking outside for a moment.)

Ruby: is Yang going to be-

Yang: NOOOOOO. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, WHY UNIVERSE WHYYYYYYYY!!??!!!

RK!Jaune: Well that went better than expected

PQ!Blake: You thought she was going to kill you, didn’t you?

RK!Jaune: a little bit yeah, are you going to tell her we are open it poly or-?

PQ!Blake: In a minute

[dantedsblog]

Jaune:Blake.

Blake: Hm ?

Jaune: Why are you into bad guys ?

Blake: It’s not true !

Jaune: Adam ?

Blake: He was nice in the beginning.

Jaune: There were definitely red flags.

Blake: Well.

Flashbacks

Adam in front of hundreds of Faunus

Adam:Brothers and sisters we’re fighting for the same purpose to create the word without those useless human scumbags !

Faunus soldiers: Yes !

Adam:Our race is better stronger and smarter we’re the new step in evolution we will destroy all of them or enslave them like they did it to us !

Adam slams his hand on the table

Adam:FOR OUR FAUNUS EMPIRE !

Faunus soldiers: YES !

Blake: He is so hot~~

Flashback ends

Blake: I learnt from my mistakes

Jaune: Really ?

Blake:Yeah because I’m into good guys..

grabs his collar

Blake:..and I can prove it now~

Jaune: Please Oum help me survive this night.

[ezura-knightshade]

You can love something and also enjoy eating it.

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[rwac96]

Prompt

Stungknight

How much money did yang made on the kitty breeding and much did Blake made when she secretly filmed her getting fucked by jaune.

"The vid on FuckHub got billions of views," Yang answered, "and I've gotten enough Lien for both Bumblebee repairs and getting Rubes a GS5."

"My video got a million views," Blake admits, "so, not gangbusters like Yang's, but I got enough to pay for stuff."

[madmanwonder]

Ask

What would the three think if someone with a fortune teller like semblance showed them the future and they see this? Would this give any of them ideas?

Jaune/Ruby/Blake: What!?/Eeek!/Oh! 😳

[reashot]

Jaune the Eevee Trainer.

Jaune: Wow. I can't believe I got Eevee as my starter Pokemon.

Eevee: Vee~ ❤️

Jaune: Sure can't wait to get you to evolve. But I wonder which one to pick...

Then suddenly as if on cue. Four girls start appearing from behind him like they were waiting for this very moment.

Yang: Hey there young man. If you're interested in evolving your Eevee. Might I suggest Flareon. 🔥

Blake: Not so fast. Only basic bitch picked Flareon.

Yang: Hey!

Blake: Sure you can pick Flareon. But don't you want something much cooler and stronger like Umbreon? 🌙

Weiss: Hah! Cool? Nothing is more cooler and more elegant than my Glaceon. ❄️

Ruby: L-leafeon is cool too. 🌿

*showing of her leafeon in her hand*

Jaune please, if you pick Leafeon (me) I swear I will be forever grateful and I will be your best friend.

*everyone is staring and waiting for Jaune's decision*

Jaune: Uh... I.

Bleiss: Wait a minute. I never got a chance to give my suggestion.

Jaune: Oh, ok Bleiss what type of evolution should I pick for Eevee?

Bleiss smiled ear to ear waiting for Jaune to say that word.

Bleiss: Hey Jaune did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon....

Guhh!

*jaune chokes Bleiss*

W-worth it...

[ezura-knightshade]

The Anti-Ken

Staff if you see this post please hire me for $1000000000 a year thank you

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Alpha Male Stud AU

Which ass is better to play bongos with Jaune? Rubooty or Bellabooty? A draw is an acceptable answer.

"Both are good, but I have to go with Bellabooty due to her bigger size and how rich sounding her ass is compared to Ruby's softer, innocent one." Jaune replied as he idly played bongos with the Rubooty and the Bellabooty much to the embarrassing pleasure of Ruby and Blake

[razorblade180]

I don't remember if you did or not, but do you have a post where there's like a family tree or something for all your RWBY things?

I want to be able to follow along, but it's a bit confusing.

If you do, could you give the link, please?

Funny enough, I don’t. If anyone has a good website for those family tree diagrams I’d love to know.

Until then, I’ll just make a simple list right now because asking about my ocs will always give be boundless energy. I’ll try being brief. If I write a name that has the last name of the main ship in the au, I trust I don’t have to explain who the parents are.

Lasting Embers AU (Dragonslayer)

Jacquelyn Frost

Parents aren’t important aside from being deceased and her mom being the former Winter Maiden (Vol7 didn’t exist yet)

Jael Frost

Biological daughter of Jacquelyn and Adam. The younger sister of Sienna Frost

Sienna Fost

Adopted daughter of Jacquelyn and Adam. Older sister to Jael

Biological parents and older brother are deceased. Happened when she was very young.

Sienna is not her real name. She doesn’t remember. (It’s Jasmine)

Yujin Xiao Long

Only daughter

Lie Tenzen

Ren and Nora’s only son.

Canary Branwen

Daughter of Qrow and Winter.

Qrow passed away when she was like nine. (Don’t quote that age I don’t have my notes with me. She was a kid)

Not a fan of Ruby (Her Cousin)

A fan of Yujin (Also her Cousin)

Twin Snowflakes AU (White Knight)

Nick and Summer Schnee

Fraternal Twins. Brother and Sister

Sparrow Branwen

Winter and Qrows adopted son

Eliza Marigold

Only daughter of Henry Marigold

Mom took hush money and left after birth.

Henry was not the one who gave her hush money.

Valerie Valkyrie

Nora and Ren’s only daughter

Veronica Belladonna

Blake and Yang’s only daughter.

Blake was the one with the bun in the oven.

Miscellaneous (not a OC name)

This Au has a child for Robyn, Cardin, and a couple others. They don’t really matter too that much but they exist. Most notable is Max (Cardin’s kid) and a little girl named Ruth

Premonition AU (Knightshade)

Lucas Belladonna

Peach Rose

Daughter of Ruby and Weiss

Not related to Lucas in any way but they’re close.

Serendipity Karuma

Also goes by Serenity

Parents are alive but not around

Older sibling but doesn’t see the younger one

Rosebud AU (Lancaster)

Dustin Arc Rose

The oldest of three siblings

Raised by Cinder and Neo

Not a fan of his biological parents or siblings

Has silver eyes

(I probably should’ve called him Dustin Fall but oh well. I’m not changing the tags)

Carmine Arc Rose

Middle child technically, but she doesn’t acknowledge Dustin as an older brother.

Has silver eyes but wears red contacts

Only the grownups in her family’s circle know her real eye color

Cousin of Kovu

Garnet Arc Rose

Youngest of the three siblings

He’s just a lil fella

Kovu Belladonna

Son of Blake and Yang

Older cousin to Carmine

Yang had the bun in the oven

Aero Amitola

Son of Ilia and Sun. (I refuse to explain myself here)

Bird Boy

Mona Paulo Furem

All you really gotta know about her parents are that they’re horrible and her mother is reason Mona is the way she is

Has a younger sister. Barely talked about.

Does not live at home or keep in contact

Miscellaneous

Ren and Nora run an orphanage

Oscar is Ozcar and has been for decades.

Side note, there’s a a child named Levi Belladonna that’s Ruby and Blake’s kid. He has no au. I just thought he was neat. Maybe one day.

[ezura-knightshade]

While this is a lot of information to take in rn.

Are there people who don’t dilute their essential oils before using them???

Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.

Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.

Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.

Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.

One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.

Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.

[nogoawaytism]

Shoo's List of Rarepair OTPs

Freezerburn

Ladybug

Checkmate

Nordic Winter

Pink Lemonade

Milk and Cereal

Schneekos

Greek Fire

Knightshade

Black Lotus

Sunflower

Martial Arcs

Greek Lotus

Ginger Snaps

Sunflakes

Lie and steal

Bunanas

Double Rainbow

(This is just for personal reasons, might update later, idk)

[lauralot89]

19th Century Vampire Lit I'm Gonna Read

Because I've lost my mind.

Most of these texts were found with the aid of these two posts. I did not include any of the stories listed as "not technically about vampires," except for "Let Loose," because it concerns a specter seeking blood, and "Vampirismus," because it's called "Vampirismus."

A strikethrough indicates that I've already read the work. Bold text indicates that I cannot find an English translation, whether online or for purchase. If you know of English translations of any bolded titles, please let me know.

Thalaba the Destroyer, Robert Southey (1801)

"The Vampire," John Stagg (1810)

The Giaour, Lord Byron (1813)

"A Fragment of a Novel," Lord Byron (1816)

"The Vampyre," John William Polidori (1819)

The Black Vampyre, Uriah Derick D'Arcy (1819)

The Vampire Lord Ruthwen, Cyprien Bérard (1820)

The Vampire, or The Bride of the Isles, J.R. Planché (1820)

The Vampire, Charles Nodier (1820)

"Vampirismus," E.T.A. Hoffman (1821)

Smarra, or Demons of the Night, Charles Nodier (1821)

"Wake Not the Dead," Ernst Raupach (1823)

The Vampire, or the Hungarian Virgin, Étienne-Léon de Lamothe-Langon (1825)

Der Vampyre und seine Braut, Karl Spindler (1826)

La Guzla, ou Choix de Poesies Illyrique, Prosper Merimee (1827)

"Pepopukin in Corsica," Arthur Young (1827)

The Vampire, Heinrich Masrschner and Wilhelm August Wohlbrück (1828)

The Skeleton Count, or the Vampire Mistress, Elizabeth Caroline Grey (1828)

Der Vampyre, oder die Totenbraut, Theodor Hildebrand (1828)

"The Vampire Bride," Henry Thomas Liddell (1833)

Clarimonde, Théophile Gautier (1836)

The Family of the Vourdalak, Aleksey Tolstoy (1839)

The Vampire, Aleksey Tolstoy (1841)

"The Vampyre," James Clerk Maxwell (1845)

Varney the Vampire, or The Feast of Blood, James Macolm Rymer (1845-1847)

The Pale Lady/The Carpathian Mountains/The Vampire of the Carpathian Mountains, Alexandre Dumas (1849)

"The Vampyre," Elizabeth F. Ellet (1849)

The Phantom World [select chapters], Augustin Calmet (1850)

The Vampire, Alexandre Dumas (1851)

The Vampires of London, Angelo de Sorr (1852)

The Dead Baroness/The Vampire and the Devil's Son, Pierre Alexis Ponson du Terrail (1852)

"The Vampire," Charles Pierre Baudelaire (1857)

Knightshade/The Shadow Knight, Paul Féval (1860)

"The Mysterious Stranger," Karl von Wachsmann (1860)

"Metamorphosis of a Vampire," Charles Pierre Baudelaire (1860)

The Vampire of the Val-de-Grace, Leon Gozlan (1861)

"The Vampire; Or, Pedro Pacheco and the Bruxa," William H.G. Kingston (1863)

The Vampire/The Vampire Countess, Paul Féval (1865)

Vampire City, Paul Féval (1867)

"The Last Lords of Gardonal," William Gilbert (1867)

Vikram and the Vampire, Sir Richard Francis Burton (1871)

"The Vampire Cat of Nabéshima," Algernon Bertram Freeman-Mitford (1871)

Carmilla, Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu (1872)

"Ghosts," Mihail Eminescu (1876)

Der Vampyr – Novelle aus Bulgarien, Hans Wachenhusen (1878)

Captain Vampire, Marie Nizet (1879)

"The Fate of Madame Cabanel," Eliza Lynn Linton (1880)

After Ninety Years, Milovan Glišic (1880)

"The Vampyre," Owen Meredith (1882)

"The Vampire," Jan Naruda (1884)

"Manor," Karl Heinrich Ulrichs (1884)

"The Vampyre," Vasile Alecsandri (1886)

The Horla, Guy de Maupassant (1887)

"Ken's Mystery/The Grave of Ethelind Fionguala," Julian Hawthorne (1887)

"A Mystery of the Campagna," Anne Crawford (1887)

"Romanian Deaths and Burials-Vampires and Werewolves," Emily Gerard (1888)

"The Old Portrait," Hume Nisbet (1890)

"The Vampire Maid," Hume Nisbet (1890)

"Let Loose," Mary Cholmondeley (1890)

The Castle of the Carpathians, Jules Verne (1892)

"The Vampire," Felix Dahn (1892)

The Parasite, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1884)

"The True Story of a Vampire/The Sad Story of a Vampire," Count Eric Stenbock (1894)

"A Kiss of Judas," Julian Osgood Field (1894)

Lilith, George MacDonald (1894)

"The Prayer," Violet Hunt (1895)

"Good Lady Duncayne," Mary Elizabeth Braddon (1896)

"The Vampire of Croglin Grange," Augustus Hare (1896)

"Phorfor," Matthew Phipps Shiel (1896)

Dracula, Bram Stoker (1897)

"Dracula's Guest," Bram Stoker (1914*)

The Blood of the Vampire, Florence Marryat (1897)

*"Dracula's Guest" was first published in 1914 but was written either concurrent to or before the writing of Dracula.

I'm going to be honest. When I began, I thought there were four nineteenth century vampire stories. Five if you count Dracula's Guest. I've made a huge mistake.

[ezura-knightshade]

Favorite thing

Ever

Free time. I love free time. Like yes I sometimes panic over what to do but at least I have time.

I haven’t knotted a single bracelet/keychain since my vacation ended and it’s pissing me off.