#knew it was gonna happen

[pettytiredandjewish]

Just had the weirdest and awkwardest conversation with a goy… still trying to process it:

After doing activity

Goy: so- uhm I notice that you’re wearing a (points awkwardly at my kippah) are you a- well you know (whispers) Jewish?

me: yes I'm jewish (low key confused about whats going on)

Goy: oh well my condolences for whats happening. You know, I’m a bible believer…(grabs my hand and shakes it. Me still having no idea what the f is happening.)

me: uh…thanks???

Goy: (jumps right into what he wanted to ask) so whats your opinion on whats going on with Israel! How do you feel! etc…

me:(welp i knew that this shit was gonna happen sometime soon- why did it have to be at work?!) well i think that goys and non-muslims are making the situation worse. You guys should really step back and maybe read up on the history of that region and stop spreading antisemitic and anti- muslim propaganda… and i don't know- pay close attention on where you're getting your news from because a lot of sources are biased and spreading false information…

Goy: (not liking what i said- awkward pause) okay….so where are you from?! You know where were you born?!

me: (face palms in frustration)

I wish I was making this up…. I just….!?!?!?

[thekenobee]

I just heard the news

[uswntpoc]

Well fuck!

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF crying child if he wasn’t fucking around

[regonold]

Danny doesn't get why everyone looks at him suspiciously hes just a guy he hasn't even turned phantom since he got to Gotham like seriously this is the most normal he's been in years why are they looking at him like he announced he was going to be a villain

Gotham as a whole does not trust the new guy who moved there everyone knows who he is because he's so kind clearly a ploy to lure them into a false sense of security so they'll be shocked when he becomes a new rouge well not this time oh no

Or

Danny moves to Gotham and no one trusts him no matter what because every time a goodytwoshoes from out side the city tries to be kind and helpful they end up twisted and insane and they ain't bying that this kid is all sunshine and rainbows

[gatoburr0]

Sigh… women…

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories

• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could

• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit

Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?

[nataliescatorccio]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON | 'A Son for a Son'

[nanihirunkits]

LOVE SEA | EP2

[damnamour]

CORONATION STREET ― 22th November 2024

[shouldprobablybereading]

Who could have guessed, kal won!

This is incredibly unfair as I already know who will win, so to add some kell propaganda: his little brother also died but he said nope and brought him back using dark magic

[cobaltfluff]

sasuga my ace detective mind-reading soulmate, I knew I could trust you

[robotclownindulgence]

[milky-shea]

New skrunkly acquired

[tiilore]

DIP AND MABEL BDAY !!!🩷🩷🩷🩷

[aardvaark]

the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)