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The reason Donna has never seen the doctor regenerate without David Tennant is actually because the presence of Donna Noble spawns David Tennants in Time Lords the same way temperature feminizes lizards. If the master died in front of Donna he would regenerate into David Tennant

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Jo, at the companion support group: It's been great, but I ought to be going in a few minutes. My ride will be here soon.

Ace: I've never asked - how do you manage to attend our meetings when you spend all your time trekking through the Amazon and are banned from most private airlines?

Jo: Oh, well, TARDISes make quick work of the Atlantis.

Mel: So he still comes back for you, after all this time?

Jo: I don't think he'd ever have the heart to abandon me. I suppose he misses when I worked at UNIT and saw him so much more often.

Liz: It was fun, being with him and UNIT, wasn't it?

Jo: Yes, it really was. I think he's quite a lot bark, but he never did have all that much of a bite.

Martha: Oh, your one had a bit of bark, did he?

Jo: Never at me, of course! He was always a charmer when it came to me.

Tegan: A charmer. Sweet. That lines up with how I remember him.

Jo: I know! But nobody ever took me seriously when I said so. Nobody at UNIT apart from me ever really saw the Master the way I did.

Every single companion: The wHAT?

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i need brucie to be more annoying. torture that reporter now.

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They’re so cute

Long lost brothers

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Do you guys ever think about how the time lords invented wondrous, beautiful, semi-sentient time and space ships by harnessing dimensions and locking a collapsing star in time to power them for eternity

Do you ever think about how whenever these ships go anywhere they are called a TARDIS. An acronym that only makes sense in English. An acronym that the Master would not deign to use but is seen to anyway

Do you ever think about how maybe the reason these powerful machines are called a name that only works in english is because Susan Foreman came home to her grandfather calling their ship that and since then he has called it that through all of time and space wherever he went and now that is how it translates even from Gallifreyan

I think the TARDIS is called the TARDIS because of how much the doctor loves his granddaughter, his dear Susan

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Good to know that between 12 and 15 the Doctor learnt sign again

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Wow! I can’t wait to play the new Pokémon architecture game, Pokémon plaza

With characters Urban and townie

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using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

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Bruce: *bored as fuck and is literally willing to do anything*

Hal: Hey Spooky, you look like you could use some fun. Why don’t you let me take you out for dinner? *wiggling his eyebrows, very clearly joking to get a rise out of Bruce*

Justice League: Oh fuck, I always knew Green Lantern had a death wish *they’re all exchanging looks, ready to grab Hal just in case Bats decides to break his no kill rule*

Bruce: *has found the perfect opportunity to fuck with everyone* Sure, I like to be wined and dined. You’ll be paying for dinner. *walks out before anyone questions him*

Hal: … *turns to face the rest of the Justice League* Huh, who knew it’d be that easy?

Clark: *gritting his teeth* Yeah… who knew

Barry: *scoots away from Clark due to danger feeling*

Hal: Oh my gosh, what if this is a plan to murder me! *sweating, hands gripping his hair in fear*

Clark: *under his breath* Let’s hope he gets to you before I do *glowering*

Barry: *even more scared*

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42 and Joy to the world huh?

Do these count as parallels?

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I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

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Picture this: Early days batman, is just Alfred, Robin, and him. The Justice League is newly formed, and he doesn't trust it with his identity yet (much less Robin's), but uh oh the whole league gets captured! some smart villain who is obsessed with finding out their weaknesses and what do they have? truth serum! and they try it on batman first because he's the unknown, no one knows anything about him, so they ask him things, they ask him, "What do you love the most in the world? What is your biggest weakness?" And he fights it, but eventually he just says dick 😔

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Listen, not only do I like the Batfam being completely human (except Duke, of course), I think it's such a vital part of their characterization. Each of them rely on their humanity and vulnerability in a different way, but it's still a core part of them.

That being said, I love the idea of Gotham's many curses and magical bullshit changing its inhabitants, and more important, enhancing her protectors.

Not by much, but enough for people to say "they're human... right?" and not being sure of the answer. It works better inside the city, where Lady Gotham herself can ensure her warrior's safety, but it lingers and it stays on them.

The way Bruce can blend a bit too well with the shadows, to the point not even metas can see him if he doesn't want to be seen.

The way Dick's body bends a bit further than should be possible, his muscles stretching and his bones at angles that would cause pain to most.

The way Jason is a bit too quiet for his body mass, how he seems to be able to move without making a sound despite his size.

The way Tim is a bit too quick-witted, a bit too observant, finding his enemies' weaknesses and flaws far too easy for a fast-paced combat.

The way Steph seems to always be on the right place at the right time, as if she were being guided to those in danger. She is always where she is needed.

The way stray animals like Damian a bit too much. They care for him and have his back in a display of intelligence that's not quite natural.

Yet they all still bleed. They feel pain and they cry and they are vulnerable.

Because they're still human.

Right?

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stupid

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Time for a reprisal of the funniest case set up I’ve ever seen