#kids hand soap

[confettieparfait]

bubble gum scented soap ^-^

[gomzdrawfr]

content warning: angst, major character death (MCD), blood(in grey)

say my name

[goobersplat]

1990s Arthur PBS Kids Dial Soap Watermelon Refill

Do you want to drink the forbidden green Arthur liquid? Do you?

[laylajeffany]

Morticia and Gomez managed to keep their children in public school for so long through generous donations to the PTA fundraisers.

And every year for Teacher Appreciation week, they pass out stacks of cash to Wednesday's teachers; like a promise each year from the previous grade level, that while you will be nearly driven out of the profession by her leers, corrective sass, potential violence, and barely-legal antics, you will at least be heavily compensated for it -

Like hazard pay.

Once Wednesday is at Nevermore, the gifts get a little weirder - crossbred plants that shouldn't exist to the botany teacher, impressive 500-year-old swords from a family collection to Coach Vlad, and Larissa Weems receives an entire wine cellar because they are aware that their girl drives her to drink.

[robynrileyart]

have i uploaded kid au here yet?? anyway here's kid au call of duty im never using the csp comic function again it was too scary sjdjhsdh

[forsaire]

much like a lot of people, i like to believe that ghost is always cold. that's why he tends to wear sweaters and gloves so he would definitely be 1. there would also probably be a small part of him that felt he would need to be prepared to fight or run at a moments notice.

soap on the other hand runs hot. he'll purposefully take ghost's cold hand and place them on his body so they can warm up. he also seems like someone who wouldn't want to feel to constricted while sleeping, therefore i think he would be 18.

[thebookbutterfly]

Simon Riley with a transgender child 🏳️‍⚧️

Simon Riley who, after you started dating, messily stitched your name into the collar of his gear so that he could have a piece of you close to his skin.

Simon Riley who added his child’s name next to yours in a different colour thread the day they were born. Equally messy but so full of love. A stray thread tickles his neck now and then but he doesn’t mind. He just loves having your names close. His two favourite people in the whole world.

Simon Riley who listened patiently while his kid explained never feeling quite right in their skin. Who held them through their confusion and their fear.

Simon Riley who painstakingly unpicked the stitches spelling out their deadname from his uniform. The colour of the thread slightly washed out from age and regular wear.

Simon Riley who stitched their child’s new chosen name where the old one used to be. This time using a thread that is their favourite colour and adding a small flag patch next to it. A flag of blue, pink and white. 🏳️‍⚧️

Simon Riley who uses his generous military salary to help his small human build their new wardrobe.

Simon Riley who drives his kid to their first pride parade. The car crammed with you and all of your kid’s uncles from Task Force 141. All of them sporting painted pride flags on their cheeks. Simon’s idea of course. (“S’not so different from warpaint, yeah.”) Nobody dared say anything when Simon invited them along. They knew that he would almost certainly kill them if they did.

Simon Riley who loves his child unconditionally. Who always works to understand what they are experiencing and to protect them from harm. Who wears their new name with pride and who makes them feel safe.

[hellokittystims]

Syntax from Lego Monkie Kid for @bottled-sharks

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[imwritesometimes]

"underconsumption core" stfu I been using old towels as rags and using products to the very last drop my whole life it's called 'growing up lower middle class & then straight up poor!'

[umilily]

gotta say, watching the so called career of this guy who went to school with me, decided to become an influencer and has been scamming people with his esoteric bullshit for years, crumble over fucking his “besties” ex, was not on my bingo for this year, but it’s the most entertaining shit i’ve witnessed in ages.

[gravitywasneveranoption]

Lola stimboard

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[puppyeared]

uhh. uhhhhh

[coolerdracula]

there is an untapped market for a soap that efficiently gets poop smell off your hands I'm serious

[greetingsfromuranus]

Nothing beats drawing twitter getting fucking demolished in a mildly erotic manner

(I actually drew the 2nd image first but putting it 2nd makes more sense chronologically)

[aeb-art]

the first pic is from 2019… sorry i haven't drawn you in a while, buddy

[xcipher--stimsx]

Source (part 2 of 2): https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn2VrqOjXmo/

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