#hand sanitizer

[furby-swag]

random cleaning transparent graphics

[goobersplat]

1990s Arthur PBS Kids Dial Soap Watermelon Refill

Do you want to drink the forbidden green Arthur liquid? Do you?

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

Part 2 [see Part 1] of my favorite Charles panels from Dark Horse's Metalocalypse three-part mini-series and the Dethklok vs. The Goon one-shot (circa 2011):

Panel 1-3 + 5-6: Neither Charles nor Pickles want to be anywhere near Dethklok's brand spankin' new but also somehow already haunted Dethtrain;

Panel 4: Mashed Potato Johnson has a favor to ask of Dethklok, in return for his help with managing their collective depression in "Bluesklok" (1x14);

Panel 7: "Butt-horns" is one of Facebones' nicer terms of endearment;

Panel 8: The band marinates in existential angst wrt what other people will do with their music when they're all dead while Toki thumbs through what I assume to be the latest issue of Pussy Lovers magazine;

Panel 9: I won't ever be over this flawless parody of most Tribunal exchanges that also functions as a legitimate Tribunal exchange;

Panel 10: Charles always carries copious amounts of hand sanitizer on his person, which makes him @thortwenty151's mom.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

i made a meme that kind of violates the geneva convention for you.

When it was quarantine, sure Crowley napped a lot, but also: what if it was DIY time. Presenting to you... the Hand Sataniser, inspired by someone's actual typo during the pandemic. It involved one canva graphic, a lot of text adjustment, unnecessarily complicated disasters with hex codes and colour theory, and voila.

AND YES, THIS MEME PARTIALLY VIOLATES THE GENEVA CONVENTION BY USE OF THE RED CROSS SYMBOL. BUT I HAVE EVADED THAT BY SAYING NO CROSS (IT'S A DEMONIC PUN SEE I'M FUNNY) ANYWAY THAT IS THE LEVEL OF COMMITMENT I HAVE AS GOOD OMENS MASCOT.

Cheers to @arkytiorlecter who said "It's never a war crime the first time!"

Cheers to @orpiknight who started this, then kindly informed me that I was violating the Geneva Convention and then happily proclaimed, "Asmi's an international criminal."

If the reason I finally violate the Geneva Convention is a Crowley meme, then so be it. Such is my passion for the cause. Appreciate me. Uplift me. Enable me. My KoFi is linked in the pinned post. Yes, that last part was a joke. Do you really want to fund an international war criminal?

(no, btw, the answer is typically no)

[christianstepmoms]

I'm feeling like the white Mr. Beast

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My Chemistry teacher was a huge germophobe and snapped my phone in half when I didn't use hand sanitizer after an experiment.

[n1ghtmxre97]

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

BBW Crystal Blue Water Instant Anti-Bacterial Hand Gel

early 2000s

Found on Ebay, user Amelliaroseaccouterments

[art-but-only-sometimes]

I…I wasn’t going to but like…what…what prompted this????

[floridaboiler]

[rxin3stims]

Ben Pincus Stimboard

Media: Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (2020-2022) and Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (2024-Present)

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[ki11erkitt3n04]

Miss this so much🎃

[justdandiart]

The people behind merchandise for Bridgerton are unhinged as fuck. My mom who has never watched the show saw hand sanitizer that just said bridgerton on it and was like oh I’ll grab this for my kid. But y’all it comes in a holder that’s a carriage and I’m like this is the most out of pocket hilarious thing I’ll ever own. I saw the photo she sent and was like huh what is that and realized it was a carriage but then she said it’s hand sanitizer and I screamed. I can never let her watch this show. Or should I? I am torn

[magicalshopping]

♡ Sanrio Characters Spray Bottles from Kuru Store ♡

[christianstepmoms]

u can trust me with ur catalytic converter

[thearcanecat]

A Hand Sanitizer poem because I got bored

Get your hand sanitizer

Before you eat your appetizer

Or else you’ll end up in Kaiser

And we’ll need a new hire

To dispense the hand sanitizer

Someone much wiser

A skilled compromiser

To hand out the moisturizer

For even the supervisor

Must get hand sanitizer

*In someone else’s handwriting because no one can read mine.