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laylajeffany · 7 months ago

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Morticia and Gomez managed to keep their children in public school for so long through generous donations to the PTA fundraisers.

And every year for Teacher Appreciation week, they pass out stacks of cash to Wednesday's teachers; like a promise each year from the previous grade level, that while you will be nearly driven out of the profession by her leers, corrective sass, potential violence, and barely-legal antics, you will at least be heavily compensated for it -

Like hazard pay.

Once Wednesday is at Nevermore, the gifts get a little weirder - crossbred plants that shouldn't exist to the botany teacher, impressive 500-year-old swords from a family collection to Coach Vlad, and Larissa Weems receives an entire wine cellar because they are aware that their girl drives her to drink.

#celebrating teacher appreciation week by giving myself the day off with my fat stack of sick days #I don't want your pencils or snacks or 10% off or tacky slogans just fucking give us cost of living wage increases THANKS #in the very least could we have like a refill on hand soap and paper towels for the bathroom? that would be cool #maybe liners in the trash can so that our rooms don't smell like moldy food?#or perhaps actual mousetraps instead of sticky paper?#it's the little things that would go a long way in showing you care #wednesday headcanon #this is my first in ten years without a kid I think I deserve hazard pay for though it's been refreshing to say the least

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