#kid!bean

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…

[hazbinshusk]

absolutely obsessed with the idea that during the night blitz would get up from his beanbag because stolas looked so sad on the couch, and place one of his plushies next to him. maybe lift stolas' arm and place it under it so he could cuddle it before returning to the beanbag.

then, a few moments later, he considers things, thinks about just how much stolas has lost, and gets another.

and this continues, getting up and down all night until stolas is completely fucking buried under blitz's goddamn horse collection.

[robinsleeping]

YOINKED

[uncharted-constellations]

I... Cannot stop

[vinnieplushies]

Neon Green baby bean frogs by MishMashMoggies x

[cerubean]

somewhere deep in the forest...

[eddiequeenque]

He got chicken nuggies.

[tangledinink]

interdimensional fankid playdate...? 👀 @beannary @star-sparkler

(they're having a playdate, too.)

[adokle]

Hypothetical annoying cousin whose annoying traits consist of the desire to hang out, and her general presence disarming Bean the Dynamite's namesake skill (and maybe explosives in general, who knows?).

[fullcravings]

Homemade Strawberry Pop Tart Shortbread

[bakedbeanchan]

Drawing from a mini comic where the timeline is reset but Zuko still has all his memories

Minicomic here

[deadmomjokes]

Me during pregnancy: odd how they say the baby sleeps when you move and wiggles mostly when you're still, this kid literally never stops moving. Literally. Even when they fall asleep, they still twitch and wiggle. Wonder if that's normal....

Me with newborn: Huh. She really doesn't stop moving. Even while sleeping. But also she kind of never sleeps, I thought newborns needed, like, 20 hours of sleep. We're doing everything right, why isn't she sleeping? And if she needs that much sleep, why is she fine with not getting it? And she really wants more stimulation and interaction than they said was good and normal for a baby her age. Her favorite place to sleep is a busy mall. Wonder if that's normal....

Me with ambulatory infant: Oh my heck she's going to kill herself would you please stop climbing things how did you even get UP THERE, you don't even have kneecaps yet! She hasn't stopped moving since the day she was born. Is this normal? I wonder if that's normal....

Me with toddler: I mean, being still is really unintuitive when you think about it. So what if she's doing hand-stands and flips on the couch while she asks me about how computers work? That's just how it goes, I guess. She'll probably grow out of it. Pretty sure that's normal....

Me with small child: Yeah, she's pretty wiggly and her brain never stops going and she climbs on everything and she talks all the time and she forgets where her shoes are but remembers the details of a conversation we had once about a very complex topic, but that's just how she is. I mean, look at me, I'm the same way, always have been. I'm pretty sure by now that it's all perfectly norm---

*sees child existing next to her preschool classmates*

Oh?

*sees child existing next to babies half her age*

Oh.

*gets diagnosed with ADHD at age 30*

OHHHHHH

[kangals]

FLUFFY GUY HAS MADE HIS FIRST ORBIT OF THE SUN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEPLER! 🎉🔭💫

[m0thcl0wn]

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea Episode 8 BTS | Nina's Last Q

Awwuhhhh. Nina clearly adores Fort - there's finally someone just as clingy with him as he is to Peat. He has such big brother vibes here, I die. He's going to be such a great dad one day.