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ohmygod OHMYFUCKINGGOD SASUSAKU heaven if you even care???btw??
#it's 3:30 and certifiably going insane over them#realizing that they are my number one ship right now#the history the angst the delicious confrontations which almost feel like dragging your bare feet on concrete#sasusaku#literally my fav flavor of sasusaku dynamic as well#but what i love about this series is everything is SO PERFECT#kiba and sakura? yes. shikamaru and sakura? yes. sai and ino? yes. sasuke and kiba? yes. like they GET it#that team 7 dinner chapter almost made me cry#this chapter definitely made me cry: like come on that last line ohGOD but so many other lines as well#naruto
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Naruto Episode Comments, Ep. 41-50
Ep 41:
-puppetry has gotta be one of my favorite ninja techniques so far ngl
-also Kankuro gives me bitchy theater kid vibes ngl. We stan
-again, Sakura has a far more compelling relationship with Ino than she does with fuckass Sasuke
-…goddamnit do I ship Sakura and Ino
-the way Gai says Kakashi’s name is so funny to me, he’s like “kaKAshi”
Ep 42:
-I think it’s funny that Lee just drifted over to hang out with Kakashi and Naruto
-ngl Ino losing her hold on Sakura was COMPLETE bullshit, Ino absolutely should have won that match
-ngl I’m really annoyed by the results of this match
-but anyways Gai and Lee cheering for Tenten was wholesome. Team Gai supremacy
Ep 43:
-okay Temari’s voice isn’t as bad as I initially thought it was
-rip Tenten, I get that they have to set up the threat of the Sand Siblings but Tenten deserved a little more of a fair fight rather than just being fodder for Temari to take down
-but also holy shit Temari’s takedown was fucking brutal
-Lee I fucking love you
-I also kinda love Ino now
-Naruto istg you better not beat up Kiba’s dog
Ep 44:
-not the first time I’ve noticed them but I like Kiba’s fangs
-I don’t really like Kiba’s voice
-if I was Naruto I would have forfeited the match immediately, I’m not gonna fucking fight a puppy
-ah yes the greatest jutsu of all, Furry jutsu
-Naruto kinda wasted his shot by biting Kiba while disguised as Akamaru, he should have tried to do more damage and punch Kiba in the face or something
-I love how everyone was commenting on how Naruto’s jutsu usage was more impressive than they thought and meanwhile Neji’s just like “I can’t believe he bit his opponent”
-why isn’t everyone just taking food pills during this exam if they’re so useful
-Kiba honey I hate to break it to you but you are not, in fact, the main character of Naruto
-respectfully both Naruto and Kiba should never be Hokage, it should OBVIOUSLY be Lee
Ep 45:
-NOOOO AKAMARU BBY
-I’m not gonna lie I don’t really believe Naruto has the chakra control and intelligence at this point in the series to pull off the trick he does with the double transformation jutsu
-I find it both amusing and annoying that Kiba (and also Shikamaru and Choji) calls Naruto “kid”. Like y’all are the same age lmao
- yeah no same as Ino, Kiba kindaaaa should have won. I’m more okay with this outcome than the Ino-Sakura result because Naruto’s the MC so he’s obviously going to win, but that fart was utter bullshit
-also I get that Kiba probably would have wrecked the clones with his human drill shit but why didn’t Naruto just try spamming shadow clones from the beginning
Ep 46:
-Team 8’s dynamic intrigues me. I want to see more of them
-why was ANYONE surprised that Hinata and Neji are related. Like were their eyes not a dead fucking giveaway???
-Kurenai is so mother
-anyways fuck Hinata’s dad
-between this match and the Sakura-Ino match, why did no one tell Naruto to not interrupt the matches
-okay so this confirms that Team 8 is the Konoha team that I would LEAST want to fight, purely because my options are (a) getting my chakra devoured by a swarm of bugs, (b) getting mauled by the human equivalent of Drill Run, or (c) suffering organ failure. Yeah no I’d rather get punched or stabbed by the other teams, thank you very much
Ep 47:
-with his level of precision and the Byakugan, Neji should quit the whole ninja thing and go be a doctor
-oh Naruto you sweet oblivious child
-I am absolutely not sold on Naruto and Hinata as a ship yet btw
-ngl if I was the proctor I would have yelled at Naruto to shut up and stop interrupting the matches
-Lee and Gai continue to be the best duo in this entire fucking show
Ep 48:
-I’ve heard that Gaara vs Lee is amazing, so I’m going in with high expectations
-Gaara is so fucking small next to his siblings
-Lee is so goddamn cute. I love my son
-you know you’re terrifying when SHINO is afraid of you
-Lee is so happy that he gets to go apeshit lmao
-the moment when the leg weights drop was amazing
-also it’s the first time we see Gaara look surprised and off-guard, which really hammers home just how insane Lee is
-I’ve seen it before but the effect of Gaara’s face cracking is so cool
-also it’s funny that Kankuro has fully just joined the Konoha peanut gallery for this match
Ep 49:
-welp Gaara’s gone completely off the rails
-Lee is officially my favorite character rn and it’s not even close
-if Lee can only do taijutsu, how did he pass the academy test and become a genin? I mean maybe it was a Naruto type of situation where other shit happened, but he wouldn’t have been able to pass the test normally, right?
-Leeeeee my silly badass son I love you so much. Peak character of all time
-again, the way Gai says “kaKAshi” cracks me up
-so like is Gai not gonna get in trouble with the ninja government for teaching Lee forbidden jutsus? Like Lee is very blatantly using the Primary Lotus and Hidden Lotus in a government-run exam and it’s pretty obvious who would have taught him those
Ep 50:
-holy shit Lee is fully just going Super Saiyan
-even Neji is shook by Lee lmao
-NOOOO LEE
-Gai stepping in and the background music and noises cutting out was such a good moment
-Gai is legit Lee’s dad and I’m so here for it
-Lee has Naruto solidly beaten for the title of “most tenacious motherfucker in the show”
-that moment with Gai hugging Lee’s unconscious body was so good, my heartttttt 😭
-the medic telling Gai that Lee will never fight again would be much more heartbreaking if I didn’t know that he’s literally fine later on
-the strings instrumental that plays after Lee’s defeat is so good
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Let's look at Infinite Tsukuyomi dreams once again:
and see how it's clearly shows Hinata is a really sh*tty person
Worth to mention - this is their perfect world, this is how they wished it to be. No limits, no restrictions, everything is possible.
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Let's see how they want the world to be:
Gaaras dream:
His parents are ALIVE AND HAPPY. His siblings are with their parents and they are all a close, cute family.
Lee and TenTen:
Lee wants to fight with Neji/Naruto and win, but Neji wanted to fight with Lee and we know they were sparring frequently.
So in Lee's perfect life, he and Neji are still happy with the only difference being - Lee finally won. Sakura is in love with Lee, but she is still herself. She is doing what she is always doing - being loud and happy, SHE IS HERSELF.
TenTen is standing with Neji and doing what they are always doing - judging Lee and Guy
So in TenTen's perfect world - Neji is alive and they are all (weird) happy family like they were before.
Choji, Shikamaru and Ino:
Chiji found love and his father is proud of him. Nice, self-explanatory.
Shikamaru is watching 2 couples (Kurenai x Asuma and Shikamarus father and mother) while doing what he loves - complaining. Asuma is ALIVE and meeting his child, Shikaku is ALIVE and with the woman he loves - Shikamaru's mother.
So in Shikamaru's perfect world, they are all the same people with their loved ones. Shikamaru is complaining and happy to see them together.
Ino is with Sai and Sasuke who are fighting for her and her father is happy and proud of her AND ALIVE. Sasuke and Sai are fighting for Ino but look! They are not blushing, not doing anything OOC, they are themselves but in love with Ino.
So in Ino's perfect world, she is popular (with two guys she is attracted to), her father is happy and proud of her.
NOW TO THE SELFISH TEAM:
Kiba and Shino:
They are both successful, Kiba is the Hokage and Shino found a new species. Not much to add there.
But then, Crème de la crème, this b*tch Hinata:
In Hinata's dream, she is with Naruto (no surprises) and Neji is alive, but is it? Let's break this down:
Naruto is not Naruto. He is quiet, just sitting there. Naruto, the child with SO MUCH ENERGY he cannot stand in one place, just sitting. Naruto the child WHO SPEAKS SO MUCH is just quiet.
In Lee dream - Sakura is in love with him BUT SHE IS ACTING LIKE SAKURA, SHE IS SAKURA.
In Ino's dream - Sasuke and Sai are fighting over Ino, BUT THEY ARE THEMSELVES. They act like themselves. THEY ARE THEMSELVES.
Everyone who dreams of someone imagine them as they are. Sakura is Sakura, Sasuke and Sai are themselves. Even Temari speaking her one word in Shikamarus dream IS TEMARI. She speaks like she usually do when they are together.
But Naruto in Hinatas mind? Quiet. Stagnant. She could have imagined him as himself as a talkative, over-energized, NARUTO, but no. Quiet.
But that's less infuriating - more just annoying.
Now to the infuriating part.
WTF NEJI.
Why is he annoyed? Why in Hinata's perfect dream - Neji is mad and stalking her? Why in a world when they can be friends, when Neji can be proud of her (like fathers in Ino's or Choji's) she imagined him as unhappy?
And why is he spying on her? Why is he not happily with her, or with his friends OR HIS FATHER, but he is just sitting in the bushes and stalking Hinata?
That's again, not Neji, people who imagined the opposite of Neji saw him like Hinata wanted him in her dream.
Look at Road to ninja, a movie when they are THEIR OPPOSITES. What is Neji doing? Stalking Hinata and getting angry. Wow, would you look at this.
(And yes, that's a filler movie, and no I don't like studio pierrot, but COME ON, WHAT THEY IMAGIN AS THE OPPOSITE OF NEJI IS WHAT HINATA WANTED NEJI TO BE)
SHE COULD HAVE IMAGINED HYUGA CLAN BEING FIXED, MAIN AND SIDE BRANCH HAPPY TOGETHER.
But no, let's imagine that everything is like it is, Neji is still her slave (even after his death - she still imagine him as a slave, propably with his curse mark), he is spying on her and unhappy with it :)
Why dream of change, when you can be with your crush (who acts like a completely different person) and still having your slave, but in this world - he is stalking you! Yeey....
I can't, I can't with that character, every chance she gets to do the right thing - she keeps on proving how s*it of a person she is...
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Sakura stans still message Swagkage their hate when he made the video "Why People Hate Sakura so much" that has millions of views even though this video was uploaded in 2017. They talked about how he was so biased and didn't understood her character. Guy gets harassed because they can't understand how awful Sakura's character is.
Sakura is a character they like so not surprised it made them mad. It would be nice if they didn't harass people but it's not gonna change, they harass even the anime staff.
What is funny about Swagkage's video about Sakura is that it's not even biased. He's way nicer to her than most other people who make videos on her. He did not even meant to make a video dunking on her, because he prefers to make videos about fights but since he made a video "top 5 naruto characters I like the least" a lot of people were protesting why he didn't include Sakura. It seems to be because he doesn't care about her much, but due to those comments he made a video explaining WHY people hate Sakura. And the reasons are valid. I would add to the list but it was still good.
He did not use any misogynist insults, he didn't comment on her looks, he didn't complain that she's not into Naruto romantically. He simply pointed out how useless and underwhelming she is when it comes to battles and how it makes her look pathetic, how she is a bad friend, how her obsession on Sasuke is unreasonable and annoying.
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I can't find the original video (did he hide it due to hate or what?) but there are many reactions to the video that show the video on full in case anyone wants to see what we are talking about.
In some of his other videos he says things like he was rooting for Sakura during her fight with Ino (something I disagree with) and I never see him "bash" her so there is not much bias in my opinion.
One part of the video I'll copy here that people who compare Sakura to side characters that barely get any screentime fail to understand
"on top of that Sakura is placed in many important situations where she practically does nothing to contribute"
^^This here is something really important. Yes Rock Lee, Kiba, Shino or Tenten do not get to do much but would they have failed as massively or make as stupid decisions as Sakura has done if they were placed on the same situations? No, because the side characters use those smaller moments they get rather well, and do not do stupid things. If you look at Temari, I can't think of any stupid moment from her. Same with Shikamaru (I'm talking battle wise, you can argue about his personality all you want).
"additionally, the scope of some of the stuff she attempts to do, just to prove she is indeed useful, which serves no purpose other than to satisfy her own ego is far too massive for somebody with her capabilities. She always aims too high and still expects the best outcome"
^^Also an extremely good point.
I remember last time I saw Swagkage's Sakura video, it had 146,000 likes. That is way more than the tweets defending here on twitter get.
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(Repost) Naruto/Boruto Headcanon: Chocolate Flavored Potato Chips, The Marriage of Karui & Chouji pt. 6- THE NIGHT CONTINUES
As the meal is served, Karui and Chouji’s table gets to eat first. Followed by the groomsmen/bridesmaids' table along with Naruto’s since he won the UNO game tournament.
Sasuke looked around him to see many people infatuated with the high-quality beef like they hadn’t eaten in years.
“THIS IS SO DELICIOUS! I NEED THE RECIPE NOW!! I NEED TO ASK KILLER BEE ABOUT IT!!!’’ smiled Naruto as he added another piece of beef into his already full mouth. Karin and Suigetsu appeared to have put their difference aside to joyfully share a meal together. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at it.
His vision was obstructed by Shisui stuffing his face with everything on the table. He was grilling his deep-fried dough, dipping it in the soup, and eating his sauce. As messy his cousin eating was, Sasuke couldn’t judge too much because he had no clue how to eat most of those meal as well but compared to Itachi he appeared completely off track. His brother looked like he knew what he was doing.
“Sheesh, this is some good food! Rin we better get on this.” Obito commented mouth open to the amusement of Madara who always gets a good laugh out of him being enthusiastic about anything. Meanwhile, the big-haired Uchiha was too busy soliciting waitresses every 5 minutes for whatever reason.
Sakura caught herself eating way more deep-fried dough balls, than she intended.
“I’m definitely gaining some inches to my waist tonight’’ She sighed. “It will probably go to my chest’’ she ironically thought. Next to her, Hinata was hesitantly picking her spoon in the various sauces and side dishes. Sakura took notice and reassured her;
“Don’t worry Hinata, it’s nice to try different things sometimes’’ she smiled. The kind words allowed her to relax a little.
“You need to try more dishes!’’ exclaimed Hanabi who rose from her place to support Sakura. Quickly, she handed her a bowl of spinach sauce with cassava rice “Taste that! It’s delicious!’’.
Temari frowned as she sniffed one of the bowls of sauce, she quickly put it back on the table.
“Something is wrong Temari?’’ asked Gaara as he removed eggplant from the grill. She pushed a few other bowls away from her grimacing. “There’s too much peanut butter, I can’t stand it’’ she answered. Kankuro and Gaara looked at each other.
“No need to make a scene’’ said Kankuro as he shoved a piece of plantain in his older sister's mouth only to receive a herculean slap behind his head.
The dinner went as expected, when everyone was satisfied, waiters cleared the table while waitresses distributed alcoholic beverages based on each table’s orders. Yes, in Kumo they do the drinking after the meal and it is used as prepping for the dancefloor. When cocktails (or a beer whatever pleases you) are served, each table are called to offer their gifts and envelopes (of money) to Karui & Chouji.
Sasuke watched as Naruto’s table (made of him, Lee, Kiba, Shino, Sai & Neji) got up to greet the groom and the bride. Shisui raised an eyebrow.
“Wait, Sasuke why aren’t you going with them? Aren’t you friends with them too?” He asked only to be answered with an angry look. Rin sighed at what she thinks is her husband’s cousin's ignorance and not a willful attempt to hurt Sasuke’s feelings. Itachi discretely cringed at the man’s words.
Sakura sipped on an exotic fruit sparkling water when she watched Shikamaru, Ino & Asuma offering their gifts and best wishes to the newly married couple. Shikamaru was drowning in his tears and Ino tried her best to maintain her composure but failed miserably. Sakura’s table was called next. Hinata went on a long genuine monologue to wish them a good life as a married couple. Especially to Karui who just joined her in the “Married Women Club’’ and how she can’t wait to see her become a mother one day. The others (Karin, Suigetsu & Juugo) expressed their joy for them and presented their gifts even if they were not as familiar with Chouji and his wife as much as Sakura & Hinata.
“I have to admit your marriage is already better than Temari’s’’ admitted Kankuro to Chouji, he was instantly gifted with a second slap on the neck by Temari. Him and Chouji laughed it off while Gaara was offering a few presents to Karui.
Time passed and the alcohol was flowing AND IT SHOWED. Waves of laughter were getting higher, and some were already weakened or boldened by the alcoholic beverages. Naruto felt it “It’s Coming…’’ he said to Lee. Kakashi never felt this relaxed in a while, he needed to bring a few bottles of the whisky they were serving home.
“Ok ok, I see you guys have digested well your food and some burn of impatience to show their dance moves to the world or I’m seeing double?’’ said Killer Bee. Waiters started freeing the space to make room for the dancefloor. “Fool, Ya, fool. It’s time to get funky but before the bench warmers leave in a hurry! It's time for the throw of the bride’s flower bouquet. Come on, all my single ladies. Don’t be shy, come out on the middle scene whether you’re in your 20s or 30s. Let’s get it!”
All the single women were encouraged to go to the middle of the room so one of them could catch Karui’s bouquet. Ino happily grabbed Sakura, Tenten & Temari and placed them in the center of the crowd of women. She couldn’t stop giggling in excitement. Then even Naruto, was shocked when the entire crowd (from Kumo) started counting as they all knew what to say in such a weird fashion only for a song to start when Karui threw her flowers.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Out of all people, Sakura caught it. “Whoops..’’ said Ino when the room was completely silent.
Itachi who just got out of the bathroom and luckily caught the scene pointed his brother from across the room ‘’SASUKE, MARRY HER NOW!’’ he yelled.
Suddenly a frenzy broke out in the room and a large group of men (including Naruto and his friends) seize the raven before he could escape and started throwing the Uchiha in the air repeating the command of his older brother.
MARRY HER NOW! MARRY HER NOW!! MARRY HER NOW!!
If Shisui and Obito could, they would mop the floor by rolling in laughter. Meanwhile, Madara was collecting blackmailing material with his phone widely grinning.
“Ok Ok leave Sasuke alone and let him go! If not, he might destroy all of you guys with his Susano!” laughed Killer Bee interrupting the chaos with the stage microphone. Sasuke adjusted his clothes while standing back up and lightly smiled to hide the flaming radioactive anger inside consuming him. He never thought he would have to thank Killer Bee out of all people but first, he made a clear mental note to burn all of Itachi’s books when he got home. Sakura blushed at the situation not thinking things would go this far.
Since the mood was hyped, the DJ took the occasion to play the first song of the night. Quickly the lights were dimmed, and the song was danced with the marrying couple, it’s tradition. When the music started, the room turned into a nightclub in a snap of fingers and most people joined the dancefloor to dance to a choreography popular in Kumo, a classic for any reunion/celebration. Neji used the situation to finesse his way out of the venue.
Sasuke stayed longer than intended because Suigetsu wanted to stock on the quality grilled beef while Karin was slowly realizing that there were other attractive men in the world aside from her precious Sasuke.
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This probably won't get many views here or Twitter, but I'm genuinely thinking of writing my own version of Naruto.?? The relationships won't change. So Hintata will still get together with Naruto .
I have ideas based on interviews with kishimoto. Like Team Gai and Team Kurenai being sand Ninja (yes, that means the Hyuga , Inuzuka, and Aburame clan won't be leaf ninja) . Had the idead since I read Gai in particular wasn't originally planned to be a leaf ninja. That he and Lee where made on the fly for the exams.
One thing to mention is that all teams have four students. This is to include the filler students like Sora , Yakumo, and Yagura (yes, gai had a student named Yagura)
Team Gaara also has new people from the chunin filler being Shira , Sen, and Yami.
But what happened to Kankuro and Termari? Well, dear reader, that will come in due time..
Here's the major changes I have in my head so far, starting with Team 7.
Naruto
He's still an orphane born of the 4th homage minato. He's maybe a year older than Sakura and sasuke . Due to flunking the graduate exams . He was adopted by the third Hokage. In this version He's younger and much more naive than the original. (More on hiruzen later)
Sakura
She was a girl who witnessed her parents constantly fight . They both struck at each over multiple times, and eventually, she was but in foster care. Not really being taught violence wasn't the way she'd often lash out at people, including her teachers. When being put into team 7, she was scared of kakashi after some of the stories she'd read about him. She actually sometimes tries to hit Sasuke , Naruto and Sai
Sasuke
He's still the same, only real difference being that he looks more like Fugaku . He's still broady and crabby even more so with Sai.
Sai
Joined Team 7 much earlier on and is one of the reasons Sasuke left the village. Being a spy for Danzo, he worked with orochimaru closely and slowly wormed his way into Sasukes mind convincing him to accept the sound fours offer.
Kakashi
Born of a Samurai clan, that later fled to the leaf and a Inuzuka / Hyuga (haven't decided) mother from the sand . He's much the same man from the series except he's got a secret pacht with the sand due to his mum being from there.
Team Asuma
Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji are pretty much the same. I really don't see any change Nessasary .
Asuma
The brother of the third hokage it inst until after the sand attacks the leaf he fall head over hills with kurenai yuhi of the sand . At first, he has no idea she's a sand Ninja. When he initially finds out her secret he's of course, horrified . Kurenai was from the village that tried to destroy his home and ultimately took his brother from him. During the time skip they do make up and eventually start dating in secret..
Sora
Same as filler exept hes the new five tails after it recarnated, he just joins the team early on . He's constantly worried because he doesn't fit in with Ino-Shika-Cho formation. Asuma tries to help him .
Team Kurenai
This is where the divations really begin .. as Said before Major clans now live in the sand village. Hyuga , inuzuka, and Aburame. Inspired by two things . The concept of gaara owing a dog and the interview stating Gai was from another village.
Hinata .
Apart from location a lot hasn't changed. She first met Naruto in the Exams and really liked his energy and will never give in. The thing that made her mind up was the fight with Neji. The Cousin she was going to be forced to Marry eventually. Naruto does the same shouting. But this time, her motivation is based on 'why does this stranger I've maybe met one or twice cheer me on?' She actually goes on the journey with Jiriya, Naruto , Sorra, Neji, and Gaara. (Three jinjurki and three people to sort out if anything goes wrong)
Kiba
He has a strong rivalry with his Twin Gaara and says he's going to beat him at being kazakage. Gaara doesn't really care but later on indulges him and challenges him to see who gets stronger during the time skip.
Shino
Same as canon just more dessert like bugs
Yakumo
Uses paintings much like Sai, but instead of physical . They trap people in genjutsu, which are much like in her filler episodes.
Team Gai
It's pretty much the same, except Lee now has two brothers. Yagura and Shira . Both whom he likes to to one up. Gai was 16 when he had a one night stand, resulting in Lee and his brothers. He never really knew their mum. He's regretted ever since. He has a major Crush on a certain Spikey haired leaf shinobi. Whose to say that man doesn't share the same feelings .
Team Gaara
The filler characters are the same
Baki is the sensei.
Gaara is the twin of Kiba, and he's pretty much the same as canon . The biggest difference is his dog. Don't hurt, or else shukaku will come out. After the Konoha Crush, he softens quite a bit and looks very different from how Naruto met him.
Temari and Kankuro are Sand Anbu like shinobi that are the older siblings of Kiba and Gaara. They resent Hana at first for caring about their brother, whose only seen as a weapon. It's not until rasa dues do the realise that Gaara, if taught correctly, can harness his powers, so they set up a meeting with the leaf village . As long as Gaara is safe and cared for, then could he train under Jyriya. Tsunde reluctantly agrees... that's all I have so far...
part 2
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a/n : this follows the events of Naruto season 1 episode 2
As the sun rises and the birds begin singing
You wake up to the sunshine gleaming into your bedroom window
You groan and sit up in your bed
Then you get up and get dressed for the day
After you tie your headband on your thigh and then you go to the kitchen to eat breakfast
after you eat breakfast you grab your lunch and walk out the door and go to orientation
As you sit down next to Hinata you look around the classroom
and you see Naruto?
“What are you doing here,Naruto?” Shikamaru asks
“This isn’t for dropouts, you can’t be here unless you graduate”He states
You hold in your laugh as you and Hinata continue to watch the scene in front of you
“Oh yeah do you see this, do you see this” Naruto asks annoyingly
“Open your eyes, Shikamaru, it’s a regulation headband” Naruto says sarcastically
“For once he’s not wrong” You mumble to yourself
“We’re gonna be training together” He says cheerfully
You just hope you two aren’t in the same group
“How do you like that?” He asks smiling
Honestly you don’t but as long as you’re not in the same group it’s fine
You turn to Hinata as the boys continue talking
“Are you excited that Naruto graduated?” You ask Hinata
“Yes! I-i mean no” She says blushing and looking down
“It’s so obvious you like him” You tell her
“Is it?” Hinata questions quickly
“Yes” You say telling her the truth
You immediately turn to the door as Sakura and Ino walk in together yelling “I’m first”
“I won again, Sakura” Ino says breathlessly
“Give it up i had to look back to see you” Sakura says breathing heavily
“My toe has at least a tenth of an inch ahead” Sakura continues
“Have you always been this delusional?” Ino asks
You watch as Sakura runs to Sasuke and shoves Naruto out of the way
“Good morning, Sasuke” She says nervously
You blink as Sasuke continues to stay silent
“Do you mind if I sit next to you?” She asks
Ino rushes over saying “Backoff, Forehead”
You chuckle at the insult
“I’m sitting next to Sasuke” Ino continues
“I was here first” Sakura argues
“I walked into the classroom before you did, everybody saw it” Ino argues back
“Dream on” Sakura scoffs
“Actually, I got here before either of you did” Another girl adds to argument
You start to tune them out because they’re giving you a headache
You eventually look back up and see Naruto squatting on Sasuke’s desk
“Naruto, Hey stop glaring at Sasuke” Sakura shouts
As Naruto glances at her then back at Sasuke
The (fan)girls start shout at Naruto
The guy sitting in front of them bumps Naruto and then Naruto and Sasuke kiss
You and Hinata look at the scene dumbfounded
“Now I won’t be Naruto’s first kiss” Hinata mumbles quietly
“This hardly counts as a first kiss” You turn to her and reply
“Your right” Hinata sighs
Then Iruka Sensei walks in
“As of today, You are all ninja” He begins
“To get here, you faced difficult trials and hardships” He says
But that’s nothing, what comes next will be far more difficult” He continues
“No your only genin—first level ninjas” He says
“All the genin will be grouped into squads” He says getting to interesting part
“Each squad will be led by a jounin—an elite ninja” He says almost done talking
Your eyes widened in excitement
“We want the teams to have a balance of strengths and abilities, so that’s how we set them up” He explains
“I will now announce the squads” He adds
“Squad seven : Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, And (Y/N L/N)”
“Aww your so lucky you’ll be with Naruto” Hinata says gloomily
“I guess, i just hope Ino won’t be mad cause i’m on a team with Sasuke” You say resting your head on your hand
“Next squad eight : Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame” Iruka Sensei calls
“That’s definitely a group” You say sarcastically
“Yeah it is but Kiba and Shino are nice so I can’t complain” Hinata smiles
“Now squad ten : Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi” He calls the next squad
“Those are the squads” He finishes
“Iruka Sensei, Why does a great ninja like me have to be in the same group with a slug like Sasuke?” Naruto asks
“Sasuke had the best score of the graduating students” He states
“Naruto you had the worst score” Iruka Sensei adds
You feel kinda bad that Iruka Sensei exposed Naruto like that
“To create a balanced group we put the best student with the student” Iruka Sensei says doubling down
“Eek!” You say to yourself
“Just make sure you don’t get in my way, loser” Sasuke says rudely
“Hey, what did you say” Naruto shouts back
“Hard of hearing?” Sasuke says calmly
“Knock it off, Naruto sit down” Sakura reprimands
“Didn’t Sasuke start it?” You ask Sakura
“Yeah, Sasuke started it” Naruto replies
Sasuke looks up at you and furrows his brows
“Ahem, After lunch you will meet your new jounin teachers” Iruka Sensei informs the class
“Until then, class dismissed” Iruka Sensei finally says
“Sasuke, where are you?” Sakura calls
since you were all in the same group you invited Sakura to have lunch with to better get to know each other
“Why’d he go running off so fast anyway?” You ask
“I don’t know but thought we could have lunch together” Sakura says defeated
“Hey Sakura and (Y/N), since we’re in the same group, I was thinking we could have lunch together” Naruto says walking up to you both
“Why would we eat lunch with you?” Sakura ask rudely
“Yeah sure!” You say at the same time as Sakura
“Um..so can I” Naruto asks
“No” Sakura says rolling her eyes
“But we’re all in the same group, so y’know i just thought” Naruto explains
“Naruto, you’re annoying” Sakura says bluntly
“Sakura don’t say that, Naruto didn’t even do anything” You say defending Naruto
“Yeah, Yeah” Sakura says dismissively
Sakura then walks away looking for Sasuke
“Sorry about her” You apologize to Naruto
“No, it’s fine” Naruto smiles weakly and walks away
You sigh and catch up to Sakura
“Why’d you say that to Naruto?” You ask catching up with Sakura
“He is annoying” Sakura says frankly
“Yeah I understand why you think that but you didn’t have to say it like that” You say
“I guess you're right” Sakura admits
“Did you find Sasuke?” You ask stopping in front of a bench
“No” Sakura says looking at ground
“Maybe we should eat without him” You suggest
“Fine” Sakura says sitting down
You and Sakura both finish your food and just talking
“Oh, look it’s Sasuke” You say pointing at him
“O-oh Sasuke” Sakura blushes
Sasuke walks over to the both of you
“(Y/N) can you leave us alone for a bit” Sasuke asks
“Oh um yeah sure” You say
You get your bento then bow at them and walk away
You decide that you’ll just go find Naruto since he’s probably sitting alone
On your way to find him you past by a room and here muffled screams
You immediately stop and knock on the door
“Hello, is anybody there?” You ask before opening the door
The first you see is Sasuke tied up
“Sasuke?” You ask confused
You walk over to him and take the tape off of his mouth
“Can you untie me” He asks ignoring your confusion
“Sure” You say as you crouch down to untie him
As you start to untie him you ask “How are you with Sakura and here at the same time?”
“The Sasuke with Sakura is Naruto” He explains
“I’m still confused” You say indirectly asking him to explain more
“Naruto jumped through the window and he immediately attacked me so we began fighting” He recalls
“After i won i tied him up, but then he used a replication jutsu and then a lot of clones came out of nowhere” He says as you finish untying him
“And then he tied you up?” You ask
“Yeah” He says getting up
“Where are you going?” You ask getting up too
“To find Naruto” He states
“Oh bye then” You say nonchalantly
“Thanks bye the way”
“Huh, no problem Sasuke”
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How far apart do you think the two classrooms are? Cuz if they’re right next to each other, imagine Sai, Sakura, and Sasuke having a hard time focusing on the lesson cuz they can hear the bad class fighting each other (again), and it gets to the point where Sai and Sakura are like… “I think Kiba is biting people again,” and Sasuke lets out a prolonged sigh cuz that means the rest of the volleyball team is gonna show up with bite marks.
Cute. And yes. Right next to each other. But the division is more based on grades like
Class 1 - Sakura, Sai, Sasuke, Shino and Hinata.
Class 2 - Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Kiba and Naruto.
Plus background characters.
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IM CRYING, IM GLAD YOUR OPEN TO MY SHIKANARU CAUSE EVERYBODY I TRY AND TALK TO ABOUT THIS SHIP DOESNT CARE I actually am making a story i just got to get it all together. IMA SHARE IT WITH YOU WHEN I GOT IT TOGETHER it's really just me changing some events in the story and making it where Naruto and Shikamaru end up together. My plans are to have Naruto end up with Shikamaru, I love Sai/Sakura but Ino loves Sakura and i don't understand the Ino/Sai i'm still watching the anime it's just i never finished my run so i started reading the manga back to the part im at and im at ep 145 of shippuden i think? I'm not allowing myself to finish watching it until my story is caught up to where i am. Back to what i was saying I'm thinking of making it Ino/Sakura/Sai but it's more of "This is my girlfriend Sakura and her boyfriend Sai" my reasoning for this is when Ino witnessed Sasuke pull that guys arms out the socket as a kid it traumatized her, made her scared of him and Sai apparently looks like Sasuke, they were saying he looked like Sasuke a little bit in the anime if i remember correctly. it just creeps her out. I don't think Ino really ever liked Sasuke she just liked him cause that's what was cool when she was a kid so the whole rivalry with Sakura was just built on that idea. I was rewatching some scenes and i think, ok i gotta back track a little bit. I headcanon Ino's famliy is the most chill with same-sex stuff, so like if their daughter was gay they wouldn't mind. Ino puts this thinking in Sakura's head but Sakura's not as understanding as a kid and thinking it's weird cause different households (Not saying her parents were homophobic, it's just never been brought up to her before) Ino finally realizes she's in love with Sakura after she comes to her rescue when he hair gets cut that's the whole of what i wanted to say. So from that point on Ino likes Sakura, Sakura still has her feelings for Sasuke and Naruto's crush on Sakura has gone. I noticed he still asked her on dates but ultimately before and after Sasuke leaves it really hits Naruto that Sakura holds something special to Sasuke. Tsunade even notices it when she watches him leave the room to give them a moment after she heals him, Naruto walks out the room and says he wants her to look at Lee but his body language said "Oh im not needed here" and his feelings looked a little hurt. Another thing Neji developing a crush on Shikamaru before and during the timeskip because those two are the smartest in the group meaning they must work together alot even if they weren't in the same squad, Chunin Neji and Chunin Shikamaru being paired up alot is something i look at with shining eyes. But Neji, he notices Shikamaru's crush on Naruto so backs off, this leads him to back to Lee cause i'm a huge Neji/Lee shipper as well. Now, i've been reading this fic i'll include it here (Love Is A Battlefield by MadamZenobia on AO3) my endgame ships are
Shikamaru/Naruto
Ino/Sakura/Sai
Sasuke/Suigetsu
Kiba/Shino
Lee/Neji
As for Hinata i'm not throwing her away, just changing her motifs a little i guess? She has a crush on Naruto yes, after him being away for so long she has time to work on herself and find herself more. She does like him but it isn't what's going to make her happy. It isn't because i don't like Naruto/Hinata it's cute it's alright but it doesn't make sense even if i haven't seen the movies or episodes that show it. I feel like Hinata needs to do some self reflecting. Naruto is a huge inspiration to her, she's watched him train, become who he is but those two with a family together isn't something i can see happening even if it canonly happened, when i first got into this i didn't see it coming. So in my story Hinata is happy living her best life being single, watching her friends be happy together has brought her so much peace, even watching Naruto be happy with Shikamaru. (I wanna plan a talk she has with Shikamaru about his crush on Naruto and them discussing their feelings about Naruto so Shikamaru doesn't feel like he just took Naruto from her since from his point of view it looks like she liked him first but Shikamaru's had a crush on Naruto since he meet him, Shikamaru met Naruto first. ) I also have an idea of Hinata just wanting to be a single mother in Boruto, and Naruto/Shikamaru adopting and teaching a orphan both their Jutsu's turbsdfuvbhrsu IT'LL BE SO CUTE
i'm not finished with my story im writing but i can give you my fic i'm rewriting, the original version it's Shikamaru and Naruto what a troublesome love story by ZerosWaifu (I don't have a tumblr im using my friend's account they said it's fine so don't worry )
THIS ONE IS SO LONG IM SORRY
I'm so glad you're into shikanaru as well, I have never really found someone to talk to about them!! Please do share your story when it's done, I would love to read it <3
I feel pretty neutral about Sai/Ino, not because I think they are madly in love or anything but in Boruto I like the dynamic I saw of them, plus inojin is my favorite kid so I'm biased here… But I'm also super down for a Sai/Sakura/Ino, with mostly Sakura being the bridge between them!!!
For me, Ino would be a lesbian who had to deal with a lot of compulsory heterosexuality, so she forced herself to have a crush on Sasuke when they were kids because that's just what girls are supposed to do, but after a small breakdown after a fight with sakura she talks to her parents and surprisingly it's them that tell her that she might have a crush on her and they tell her that it's okay if she feels that way and that there is nothing wrong with her.
I think it's pretty accurate that Sakura would be a little reluctant to accept that, but eventually, she does understand that she's bisexual and things become a little easier for her to figure out what she wants and who she wants to be! [Discovering non-monogamy/polyamory is a whole other can of worms so I'm not gonna get into that here unless you want me to!!]
I'M SO GLAD YOU BROUGHT UP NEJI AND SHIKAMARU. Okay I know they're not your main pairing but a few years ago I read a fic of them that to this day has a place in my brain, I will leave linked it here if you're interested
But yes, for our shikanaru endgame purpose, Neji is very perceptive so he kind of always knew he never really had a chance here, he backs off, and eventually, his feelings for someone else grow which is how we get to neji/lee!!
Also thank you for the fic rec, I'll try to give it a read soon <3 Sasuke and suigetsu is such an interesting ship, I never got into them fully but their dynamic is so fun!
I like your take on Hinata, for me, i ship her with Kiba, he was so in love with her it's crazy, I don't know if you noticed the signs but they would have so much potential, honestly a throuple with shino would work too. But I also really like your take on her talking it out with shikamaru and realizing that her feelings for Naruto lean more toward admiration than actual romantic love, would love for her to have a happy life, would also really adore seeing her become the head of the Hyuuga clan and start making the changes Naruto promised Neji he would do it (and he never actually did it)!!
I think that's all i have for today?? do hmu whenever you want cause i'm super happy to explore more about naruto <33
#shikanaru#naruto#shikamaru#hinata#sasuke#sakura#ino#sai yamanaka#inosai#sakuino#sakuinosai#naruto rarepair#nejilee#kibahina#rei replies
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10 first lines. tagged by @powerful-niya 💕
thank you bby I got more to post after this!
Rules: share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and share anyways!
pilates au. naruhina
naruto begrudgingly walks up to the pilates studio.
“hi, welcome in! do you have an appointment with us today?”
“nah, I’m just picking up my friend. is it okay if I wait here?”
“sure! take any seat. they should be wrapping up shortly.”
“thanks.”
he sighs as he slips into the chair behind him.
sakura’s lucky he loves her.
“I really needed this today. this week has been so stressful.” he hears the pinkette before he sees her, coming into view with her instructor trailing behind her. naruto huffs and rises to his feet.
and then he sees her.
“I’m glad. you did well today.” a gentle voice that pairs with the most beautiful face he has ever seen. soft features, ivory skin, framed by long, sleek black hair that is pulled back into a ponytail.
winner take all. naruhina
ino leads the group, walking on her toes. just in the next room, they can hear the boys shouting and cursing; an uproar of name calling and playful threats with evident homoerotic undertones. they see a fighter pulled up on the tv, half of them standing while the other half remain seated. shikamaru stands by the couch with his arms folded across his chest; chouji and kiba are seated, leaned forward and animated — with snacks.
naruto and sasuke are standing, game controllers held tightly in grip. no wonder they’re shouting. naruto versus sasuke — a showdown for the generations.
karui walks up behind chouji and leans over on the couch, smoothing her hands over his broad shoulders. at the feel of her presence returning, chouji leans back so she doesn’t have to strain herself too much.
ino slips in beside shikamaru and cannot wait any longer. she puts an elbow on his shoulder and her free hand on her hip, smirking up at him expectantly.
he turns. “hey! what the hell?”
“ino?” that is chouji. “what a minute…” he looks up now, he and shikamaru finally aware of their surroundings. the group of women burst into a fit of cackles, waving shamelessly, sticking out their tongues; varying responses.
“what the hell are you guys doing here?” kiba protests. “this is supposed to be—” he then spots his childhood friend, “hinata? you too? c’mon!”
“hinata?” and that was naruto.
“hi,” the woman in question waves feebly, now meeting the eager eyes of her boyfriend. a moment’s distraction, and then —
“I win,” sasuke smirks with finality.
“FUCK ME.”
bodyguard au. sasufuu
“is it just me…or is fuu-chan’s bodyguard crazy hot?”
“he could protect me any day.”
“you know they say you attract what you fear…oh no…I’m suddenly feeling terrified.”
“you guys are dumb.”
suddenly, you, ch 12. sasufuu
“oh my fucking god.”
“well. good morning.”
“kkura, you scared me! I almost shit myself! jesus christ!”
and sits the pinkette in question, one leg crossed in front of the other as she appraises her friend, almost akin to a parent catching their child sneaking back in the house past curfew. “keep your voice down! you wanna wake up the whole house?”
fuu does not like the look on her friend’s face right now. her choice of words in this moment should be coming off more stern than how she is presenting it; almost as if she’s trying to hold back a hidden satisfaction. almost as if, she might as well have said, yes, fuu. wake up the whole house. let everyone see you make a fool of yourself. I’ve got my popcorn ready!
fuu can’t believe she got caught. twice.
first was with ten — and technically speaking, ten found out on her own — but fuu cannot come up with any reasonable excuse to lie to sakura, even as she desperately grasps for any remaining straw she has left. there is none.
especially when she was clearly wearing the man’s clothes from last night.
a universal sign of clearly you’ve been fuckin’.
“where’s, uh…where’s kakashi?” fuu asks, hoping to divert her attention for a little longer. she takes another look around herself, half-expecting to see him pop up from around the corner and go, yo, fuu-chan! want a sandwich? turkey’s your favorite, yeah?
tagging @luckycharming and @nindoways aaand anyone else who wants to participate! if you see this post you’re tagged. oopsie.
#tag game#naruhina#sasufuu#the sasufuu is under the cut <3#i don't have a lot of drafts :(#at least ones worth sharing#i got like#notes#LMAO#jas writes#my drafts
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Naruto Episode Comments, Ep 21-30
Ep 21:
-wow Gaara is tiny
-Gaara and Sasuke are immediately having an edgelord-off bc of course they are
-Iruka is such a worried dad
-I love Kakashi so much
-I love how Lee talks, it’s so earnest
-I also like Tenten’s voice
Ep 22:
-Lee is so fucking goofy I love him
-also I didn’t know Lee had a giant crush on Sakura
-I do like Sasuke but him getting his shit rocked by Lee was really satisfying
-GAI I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
-Gai’s voice is exactly what I thought it would be and I love it
-I need a spinoff about Team Gai and I need it NOW (yes I know the Rock Lee spinoff exists and I WILL be watching it)
-Gai’s stupid poses are incredible
Ep 23:
-aw Kakashi is so proud of his squad😭
-“Akimichi, more like Aki-munchy” is CRAZY
-Akamaru is so CUTEEEEEE
-anyways Naruto is such a fucking hater to all the other rookies
-I can’t get over Kiba casually walking around with a puppy on his head
-Shino is so drippy. Also his voice wasn’t what I expected
-unrelated to anything in the episode but the sand siblings have such cool designs
Ep 24:
-“I don’t know where the others are sitting!” Naruto says, sitting two rows ahead of Sakura
-shoutout to Sakura for being the only one actually smart enough to take the test without cheating
-respectfully how the FUCK did Tenten not get caught cheating. I can get past Ino and Neji not getting caught (since even though their powers are pretty obvious, they only have to cheat once or twice to get the info they need)- but fucking TENTEN????
-Kiba’s cheating method is potentially okay-ish, since only he seems to be able to understand Akamaru so it may just seem like the dog making little noises instead of passing him answers, but he really shouldn’t have even been allowed to have Akamaru with him in the first place
-also Shino had the best cheating method out of the Konoha kids hands down
Ep 25:
-Kurenai is so pretty and also I like her voice
-I like that Sakura was going to quit the test in order to force Naruto to fail with her and thus prevent him from potentially losing his chance at his dream, you could really tell she does care about him deep down
-aw Ibiki is actually kinda chill, I like him
-I also already like Anko, she has unhinged energy
Ep 27:
-Naruto continues to be a gremlin
-“Survival. What a drag.” So real Shikamaru
-I’m torn between being annoyed that Ino and Sakura are fighting over a boy and being highly entertained by their pettiness
-Hinata sweetie Naruto does NOT give a shit about you right now
-Team 10’s dynamic is really just Ino wrangling Shikamaru and Choji
-Shikamaru is so scrawny-looking lmao
-Akamaru looks so holdable<3
-so like Kiba, Shino, and Hinata totally killed those guys right??? Congrats to them for being the first rookies to kill someone lol
Ep 28:
-okay Sasuke kick-launching a kunai was badass
-I could do without all the tongue shit thank you very much
-I’m glad that even though Sasuke is the cool rival character he’s still allowed to feel fear and desperation, it’s humanizing and reminds you that he’s still a kid (a kid that also happens to have God eyes and shoots fire but yknow a kid nonetheless)
-Naruto getting digested by a snake was not on my bingo card of things that would happen in this arc
-Sasuke stabbing himself was metal as hell
-Jesus fucking Christ snake lady (who I’m assuming is Orochimaru based on what I know about him) is terrifying
Ep 29:
-Naruto really has no sense of self-preservation
-seeing Sasuke so shaken-up is very off-putting but also makes Orochimaru feel like a properly intense threat
-oh so Sasuke is like legit traumatized
-also Sakura was yelling at Sasuke to fight, but she also wasn’t fighting so that was pretty hypocritical lmao
Ep 30:
-I like that Sasuke says the episode title instead of Naruto for this episode
-the animation is popping OFF
-Sasuke continues to be badass and also completely willing to roast someone alive
-EW OROCHIMARU FUCKING BIT SASUKE WTF
-yeah I need Orochimaru gone ASAP
-I noticed that the symbol on Orochimaru’s headband changed to the Sound symbol, which was a cool detail
-respectfully I’m gonna need Sakura to start being more useful to the team. Can this pleeeease be her chance to step up
-I wonder if Anko’s snake shit and Orochimaru’s snake shit are related, since he was apparently her sensei
-Sasuke really cannot catch a fuckin break in this show
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If Hinata and Sakura became enemies:
Hinata's team:
. Naruto
. Boruto
. Himawari
. Kawaki
. Kurenai
. Shikamaru
. Temari
. Gaara
. Iruka
. Tenten
. Lee
. Gai
. Choji
. Kiba
. Shino
. Konohamaru
. Hanabi
. Hyuga Clan
Sakura's team:
. Ino
. Sarada
. Sasuke
. Sai
. Inojin
. Kakashi
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#happy holidays i guess#its unfinished but idc#i still like it#naruto#fanart#myart#Illustration#yes shikamaru is jewish theres nothing you can change about it#also sakura and sasuke don't celebrate christmas but i dont know enough about other holidays to say something#choji is the prettiest im not sorry#team 7 naruto#Sai#ino yamanaka#shikamaru nara#choji akimichi#sakura haruno#kiba inuzuka#shino aburame#hinata hyuga
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#yes i am at it again#don't mind me#alignment chart#naruto#choji#hinata#shikamaru#ino#shino#kiba#gaara#neji#sakura#tenten#kakashi#lee#sasuke#sai#suigetsu#orochimaru#i have like 5 more of these#just waiting#yes they are all as crispy as this lmao idc
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#rn i am at 3.5 naruto games#kakashi gaara and sasuke like. come. on.#sakura and kakashi were asking normal questions and he was annoyed as shit#if you or a loved one have been forced to deal with kakashi hatake in a professional or child related environment#1. i literally chopped half my hair off and nobody said anything!!! joy#yamatos too dad i could never#yes kiba i love kiba#no fucoing kidding shinobi marry fast what the hell#im sure her fans would say otherwise but hinata would be grabbing onto the boards and shaking and shed have her knees too close together#kurenai#shikamaru...... logically i guess???? we are incredibky similsr#choji#vs sakura and ino poking each others chests. love wins?#asumas whatever not even considefing him as an option#i wonder if they do it often and tenten and neji always make a show of not joining in#theyre friends teammates all that yes definitely!!! especially in tentens rtn filler eps like lets go team :)#lee heard who he was and immediately went to go fight him man idk#team gai x sand siblings 👍#women of naruto have good taste but also bad taste bc yes gaara and sasuke are great but also they are gay.#temari#kankuro#no malewife iruka 😭😭 he burns down your kitchencore
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NARUTO CHARACTERS AS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
warnings: online school, profanity, not proofread, nothing too bad.
naruto would definitely be that student who always has his camera on but isn't shy about doing anything. yawning? yeah, he'll open his mouth as wide as he can. sneezing? he won't turn off his cam. "i mean, it would be the same as in irl so i don't see the problem?"
sakura is the class vice president and pretty much everyone just relies on her when a teacher asks questions. like literally when people are turning on their cams, she has it on and one thing about it is that she just looks so pretty?? it could be right at 7 in the morning but she looks fresh. excels in sciences.
sasuke is that student who does not give a single fuck about how he looks. he could be looking like his form in his curse mark level 2 but he couldn't give even a slight fuck about it. people definitely make fun of him, especially naruto, but everyone eventually gives up since it won't get a reaction from him.
sai is that student who just draws in class, or just doodles. does listen in class but when the teacher asks him something, it’s always when he’s so focused on his drawings then he’ll just, “what?” definitely that student every teacher knows just draws in class.
shikamaru is that other student that everyone relies on to answer questions but sometimes he won't answer for the fun of it (even though he'll just say, "what a drag" afterwards and does answer to get the teacher to move on). in the school groupchat, everyone's asking him for help and he does help. he's definitely the president in the class.
choji hates maths. sometimes doesn't even attend maths classes because he hates it a lot. maybe naruto as well, they both plan it and ditch classes to do something else. won't do it consecutively and tries not to make a pattern so that the teacher doesn't notice and thinks it's bad signal or an electricity problem.
ino's diligent as well. class secretary and the one who responds, "no questions, "yes," etc. when everyone's just so done with all the "are there any questions" or "did everyone understand" questions from the teacher. i can see her as someone who loves sciences as well but hates chemistry. would khs if she had to study it again.
neji's another smart one in the class, has nothing but neutral feelings to all classes but doesn't like showing his face/keeping his camera on. "i don't get why we need to have our cams on, it's not like the teacher's going to die if we don't show our faces," but does show his face once in a while. has specific classes he'll show his face and the others where he won't.
tenten definitely loves history. i can see her being all interested in it and definitely shows her love for the subject. she excels most in history and her test results are outstanding. although i can also see her as that one student who's excellent in all except for that one subject that couldn't get her to make it to the honours/high honours roll.
lee is that student who gets so motivated to do school work and romaticise it even when it’s still two weeks before the actual first day. does homework like his life depends on it. unwavering motivation that lasts until the last week of school. definitely a top student but couldn’t get to the honours roll. or more like, he didn’t appear on the honour’s roll because he thought the school would add in students automatically.
kiba has that same motivation lee has until it decreases by the third semester. he starts despising school by then and keeps complaining about schoolwork and threatening absolutely no one that he’d stop doing his homework yet submits everything on time. that student you barely see around in the classroom but starts fights in groupchats.
hinata is another top student. does complain about homework, specifically maths, but in the end, understands. has failed at least two maths exams. she’s that one student everyone, not just in the class, but the whole school, knows is shy. stutters a lot in live presentations but everyone cheers her on to give her more confidence.
shino is that student almost nobody knows what looks like. doesn’t turn on his camera until scolded or wants to, or there’s an exam. he did start to show his face more when he found out almost nobody knew what he looked like.
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