#Team 8

[tora-the-cat]

i LOVE how deranged the Naruto characters are allowed to be on occassion without Kishimote even really thinking about it. Kishimoto will casually be like 'the first thing Kakashi EVER does as a teacher is put FRESHLY graduated Sakura into See Your Worst Fears No Jutsu as a fun little test teehee' 'oh shit team 8 didn't get a cool moment during the chunin exams. uhhh they like. fed 12 children to bugs idk' 'UM okay lee, at age 13, is a master of the drunken fist. don't think about that for too long' 'haha so get this right. Shikamaru is, like, PRETTY pissed Asuma dies, so he subjicates his killer to The Horrors Forever and never thinks about him again. smart guy great guy love that guy' like. say what you will about Kishimoto but. He COMMITS to the 'my characters are ninja with ninja moral codes' bit and they've all got SUCH warped concepts of 'proportionate punishment' and 'how to treat children without traumatizing them' and 'what counts as torture, technically?'

[shyaringan]

finally, a team 7 to complete the set!

[twinvenus]

he told him a deez nuts joke

[blue-bird1967]

Let’s continue the “silly tshirts + naruto characters” trend, so there’s team 8!! My babies oh i was so wrong when underestimated them in my first watch

Tshirts refs here

changed Shino’s version a little🤏🏽🐜

[socra-time]

The Special Mission:

[ktizsh]

haha hi :) !!

[kurootedi]

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12.04.2025

[suncrat]

Genin!

[ruslanan]

1/2 shinobi

[leiandroid]

TEAM 8

[gainahan]

naruto driving headcanons

Naruto - definitely not licensed. debatable whether he actually knows which one is the brake pedal. as long as Sakura is alive he will not be allowed behind the wheel of a car. unknowable/10

Sasuke - also not technically licensed, but all things considered a pretty decent driver. probably started driving well before he was legally old enough to. 7.5/10

Sakura - road rage extraordinaire. swears up and down she goes the speed limit but in truth goes at minimum 10 over. “speed limit is a suggestion” more like speed limit is a challenge. at the very least she gets them where they need to go. 5.5/10

Sai - never learned to drive until he met team 7. between Naruto and Sakura’s influences, he won’t be getting licensed for at least the next 6 years. good luck/10

Shikamaru - truly cannot be arsed. if asked to drive he claims to not have a license, but he definitely does. another unknowable/10 but I like to think in a pinch he’d be pretty good at it.

Choji - reliable driver but has a tendency to be late. gets stressed out when he has more than a few passengers. 6/10

Ino - wants to be a passenger princess soo badly. unfortunately for her, she’s the best on her team. being good at driving is her curse. woefully, 10/10

Kiba - team 8’s designated driver, believe it or not. he is…not good at it, per se, but better than the rest of them. having two sets of eyes on the road tends to help. 6.5/10

Hinata - gets so stressed out she forgets how to brake. she’ll be white knuckling the wheel going 50 in a residential while her passengers pray for their lives in the backseat. -2/10 her dad’s insurance is through the roof

Shino - morally opposed to driving. he hasn’t confirmed why but the running theory is that a swarm of his bugs faceplanted into the windshield once and traumatized him. unknowable/10

Neji - doesn’t believe in right-of-way. refuses to use his mirrors. whole heartedly believes he is god’s gift to the interstate. by some miracle has never gotten into a crash, but if any of his passengers are sensible people he is banned from the wheel. 0/10

Tenten - makes Sakura’s road rage look like divinely inspired patience. honestly she’s not even mad she just enjoys it. has to be actively talked down from brake checking people. banned from the wheel 0/10

Lee - while technically a perfect driver (obeys every speed limit, never makes an illegal turn, maneuvers like butter), having him in the front seat is such an intolerable experience he’s also banned from the wheel. those unfortunate enough to have witnessed it don’t speak of their experience, but rumors involve something along the lines of a custom-made Gai inspirational quotes driving playlist. 0/10

Temari - grew up driving her brothers around. Absolutely hates it. when she’s in a car she’s got her feet up on the dashboard and always has the aux. if she were to drive again, 9.5/10

Gaara - an…extremely calm, level headed driver? side effect of RBF is that everyone is always waiting for him to snap and run someone over. he never has. probably listens to calming classical music or something while in traffic jams. 10000/10

Kankuro - I find it funny to believe he’s the actual passenger princess. unknowable/10

[krabbyfanarts]

[shyaringan]

the princess and her two bffs with fleas🌸

[kankuroplease]

@aburameweek Prompt: Free Day!

I let you all determine the free day piece so I can have a piece for every day of this little week and that resulted in a KibaHinaShino piece! Thank you all 🖤

[505wallets]

eepy little guys