#ketamine mention

[ari-kari]

dearly beloved, I will be retiring early tonight due to insane jetlag and Ketamine Obligations. But you’re getting that chapter tomorrow 😎 and while my upcoming move will proooooobably cause me to go a little batshit insane for a while, I will do my utmost to maintain the twice-weekly publishing schedule from this moment onward.

[shiftythrifting]

found at goodwill! felt pen handwriting reads "ketamine University," "ketamine," and "help I've fallen and I can't get up" on the front and "i love you," on the back.

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into

you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"

many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally

lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll

[beneathsilverstars]

i can't believe my wife is a groupie now.. they just went to their 8th king gizzard and the lizard wizard concert this tour, and got a set list from one of the band members who doesn't usually give out set lists but he recognized them... and they have so many groupie friends now? they drove to this concert with someone who's done ketamine with kesha.

[cowardlycowboys]

gonna bash my brains in fuck my stupid baka life GOODNIGHT NEW YORK

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.

Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?

Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.

Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.

[unmarketableplushy]

youtube wants me to do ketamine.

[cookinguptales]

Hi! Just wanted to drop by and tell you that your Karabita fics are AMAZING they've brought me so much joy and comfort 🥺 as I'm sure you can tell since I probably spammed your notes endlessly with likes and reblogs and silly tags these past few days. But gosh, it was just SO GOOD you're an amazing writer and after so many hours of joy I just really had to let you know (again haha). Thank you sooo much for sharing your work!! It was simply lovely 😔💜

I've really enjoyed reading your tags!! I haven't really thought about karabita much in the past few years, so it was nice to kind of have a walk down memory lane. I found myself reading back through some of my old work as you were reblogging it, and it was really nostalgic.

I didn't actually realize how much karabita I wrote! I've just been going off my AO3 stats for years. But I had a tendency to put stuff on tumblr back then and I didn't always crosspost to AO3, apparently. Then again, there's also a lot of karabita that I put on AO3 and never put on tumblr. So it was wild to realize that, in addition to the 50+ karabita fics I posted to AO3, I apparently also had this whole mess of ficlets that were tumblr-only. I didn't remember writing most of them at all until I saw you reblogging them. lmao

Anyway... thank you very much! I'm really very genuinely glad you liked them. I didn't realize anyone was still reading those. I haven't seen most of s2 or any of s3 (I bounced off of s2 pretty hard) so I wasn't sure if that was still a ship that anyone cared about. It's nice to know people still care after all these years.

I also laughed a lot when I saw from your tags that my Osomatsu-san/Muppets crossover was the first Muppets fic you ever read, but I was glad you enjoyed it! I was even more well-known for Muppets than Osomatsu-san for a while there, which is why I assume someone asked for that. It really made me laugh when I realized that I'd accidentally reeled someone into Muppets from karabita; the two are just such wildly different fandoms. (Though... in other ways very similar...)

I'm not in karabita fandom anymore, but I'll admit that it was a really fun part of my life. I really enjoyed all of the unhinged stuff I wrote, and I really loved how collaborative the fandom was. I didn't remember until I saw your notes how many ficlets I wrote based on requests back then, or how much fanart was made of those fics.

Natsukashii... 🥺

[scarletcomet]

I am so fucking miserable

[daz4i]

psychiatrist: do you really think you have treatment resistant depression?

me looking at her with my 13 years of suicide ideation, over 10 types of medications tried, and 6 years of trying multiple types of therapy:

[dietcokeandpasolini]

how i be acting after watching saló in the k-hole

[ari-kari]

when ur balls deep into a (therapeutic, prescribed) ketamine trip and like, 10 seconds away from entering the spirit realm, BUT. The piece you’re listening to is fire as hell. So you interrupt your imminent khole, fumble blindly for your phone, and take a screenshot that you are literally too high to see. And only a day later do you finally discover that it is the classical music piece that you have been searching for the title to since 9th grade.

Something something the universe, something something. Also, that baby is me right now.

[shiftythrifting]

i didn't end up getting this sweater but holy shit so silly 🐎

[anotherpapercut]

society if Richard Nixon hadn't've decided to halt all research into the psychiatric effects of LSD and MDMA as part of his war on drugs in an attempt to impede the anti war and black liberation movements

[ley-med]

Was at a party the other day, the kind where they take photos of you with all kind of props like wigs and funny glasses and cutout cardboard texts etc

Well I immediately spotted the one I wanted, big bold colourful letters, perfect for my anesthesiologist ass, so I immediately told the lady in charge of the photo machine that I want the one over there that says "ketamine"

The lady was like, what

Yeah so apparently the text said "cake time", the party being a child-friendly one...

The lady couldn't stop laughing for minutes while I was trying to explain to her that I drug people for a living and that's where the misunderstanding came from, so yeah, fun interaction

[heliinx]

Yeah, the Skaven view of human women is (unsurprisingly) not great lol