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trump in 2016: if they run bernie I'm fucked

trump in 2020: if they run bernie I'm fucked

trump in 2024: if kamala runs on anything remotely leftist I'm fucked

liberals for all eternity: we need to be even more conservative than the republicans to win

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they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

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Im not big on shipping (aro) but also i think a lot of what makes a character intersting is their dynamics with and how they interact with other characters so it can still be interesting

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HOUSE IS LEAVES

BABA IS LOST

BABA IS DISTRESSED

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You know, rivers catching on fire used to be a regular occurrence.

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at the risk of sounding like a bad psa, for those that have never had snow before: put something between the snow and your hands. the snow will start to burn/hurt/bite your hands quicker than you think! gloves are ideal but plastic bags and socks or anything to protect your skin will work. also if you plan to be outside or play in it for several hours then thick socks, bags on your shoes/socks and two pairs of pants is highly recommended

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elvis biopic would be better if elvis left some scenes by saying "be right back baby, i gotta shit something fierce" or some other elvis saying & ominous music played every single time

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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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hospital bill statement just came in. i’m so fucked

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Do you normally skip Gazan campaigns? Yes? Will pictures of an adorable baby get you to donate and share, then?

Noor Al-Anqar was born 5 months before Israel started their latest genocidal assault on Gaza. All she knows is war. Her first words were said in war, her first steps were taken in war. The world around her as she knows it exists like this. She is 19 months old, and in the picture above, she is helping carry the water jugs that help her family survive. How is this fair!?!

We do not know how long this ceasefire will last with the current governments. It is up to you, YES YOU, to raise the money so this child can escape Gaza. She is not receiving adequate nutrition, education, or enrichment in these CRUCIAL years of her development. If the ceasefire is broken, the chance of crossing the Rafah border will likely go away again—so while there are no bombs raining down around this baby, let’s raise the money to get her and her family (consisting of five other children under the age of 10!!) out of Gaza!!!!!

$12,145/$20,000

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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

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im this little kitty

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Goodnight I hope you dream of binky fisb

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hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you

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