Keith: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this…
Lance: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card?
Keith: Holy moly-
Keith: Wow, they really hate us.
Lance: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Keith: But we’re not gay, Lance.
Lance:
Keith:
Lance: We’re not?
Lance: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Keith: …Have you never taken a shower before?
Lance: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you.
Keith: That's great, Lance. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
Lance: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Keith: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Lance: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Hunk: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Pidge: We were helping Lance write their vows, but they kicked us out because Shiro was making inappropriate suggestions.
Shiro: How is “Keith, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
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Galran Keith hcs
I like to think that as Galran's genetics get diluted, the animal they correspond with just gets smaller. Like, since Keith is only half-galra, he has behaviors similar to a bobcat while Krolia and Kolivan have big cat traits.
Like, bobcats are awesome at climbing so Keith is always on top of things he shouldn't be on top of. Also, they don't roar, they scream/yowl, and hiss. AND, unlike big cats, bobcats can purr! Keith has definitely been on a mission with the blades where he gets frustrated and just...yowls. And it makes so much sense for him to hiss when Lance starts getting on his nerves.
His galran traits freak out the paladins/alteans a bit (save for Shiro, he's seen worse) but the blades think they're adorable. Bc, imagine you're Kolivan (completely galran/big cat traits) and there's this scrawny new kid who hisses when he gets pissed.
That's it for now, I love galran Keith. <333
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ty @numerous-bees-in-a-skin-suit for the wonderful stock image that i used as ref for this
i just. felt like it worked.
also i was super tired while drawing this so its not. super detailed. idk
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @kill-cry-die !!! 🥳🎉✨✨✨
I tried my best 🥹💙
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A Family Built on the Weary by DustShattersLikeGlass on Ao3
Scene specifically pulled from Part 9, “The Things We Lost in the Fire”, Chapter 7!
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Dare I say this is the “I’d kiss the fuck outta Lance Mcclain club” aka just all my Lance ships
three pretty alien ladies that could beat his ass
short boys with soft eyes and shaggy hair
And two guys with short hair that be mean mugging but are actually just nerds
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I almost put a knife in the toaster. I’m way too tired to operate.
-Keith
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