#keeping all the kids fed and such
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wwoww i wonder why he's so messed up
#the condesce's empire baffles me by continuing to exist#surprised the fandom doesn't make a bigger deal about this#we don't even need to get into the extreme responsibility and trauma on eridan's shoulders#but why is the fate of all trolls everywhere reliant on a 13 year old kid keeping up with an orphaning schedule. entirely by himself#who checks in on him to see if hes fed the thing? is he really entirely unsupervised?#the answer is yes. because alternia.#my own meme!!#homestuck#eridan ampora#og meme template from xkdc 'dependency' https://xkcd.com/2347/
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I love the idea that Saruman looked up to Sauron during the Almaren days so much. It always makes me think of Curumo as an annoying younger brother. Like,
Curumo: Hey bro come check this out!
Mairon: Not right now, I’m busy.
Curumo: No you have to come see it now
Mairon: I said no.
Curumo: Come on, please?
Mairon: No.
Curumo: come on come on come on come on come on come on come on com—
Mairon: No!! Leave me alone!
Curumo: Pleeeeaseee? I’ll leave if you just come see what it is!
Mairon, sighing: Fine. What is it.
Curumo: A dead slug I cast in silver! :D
Mairon: I AM NOT LOOKING AT THAT!
(Mairon would, actually. He just doesn’t like letting Curumo win).
#sauron#saruman#mairon#curumo#maiar#silm#they’re really dumb your honor#i always imagine that mairon would have had a borderline celebrity role in almaren#so he would have been constantly followed by a ton of admirers who keep his ego fed#curumo is aware of this. curumo is one of them#but curumo is also a bit of an asshole#and most importantly: a little brother#so mairon has to watch his step lest curumo ruin his public image#or his dignity. or his hair or his newly organized forge supplies#as a kid i had a room all to myself where i could paint#and a gigantic collection of acrylic paints i was super proud of. especially the metallic ones.#one day my little brother broke into that room and dumped an entire tube of red metallic paint all over my desk + paintbrushes#THAT is this dynamic.#silm crack#silm shitpost
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somehow her waist frill went missing and she had to grab a random towel that doesn’t even match her lace :’(
dressed to impress, and also to go steal a snazzy vest for her sister
#emu tries to post#flight rising#I’ve got the waist frill#i just think it’s funnier like this.#when I get her the vest I’ll put the waist frill back#also that little necklace is her pride and joy she’s obsessed with it#i love these two they are sisters and that match!#Oh yeah.#the first one is named Mochi the second is Savannah#I love all my new dragons#whirl is Some guy who maybe lies a lot and also we dunno where he came from#bro does not say a thing about it just starts talking about very unbelievable adventures#Mulberry is having so much fun and Strawberrie is helpin with the harvest#keeping all the kids fed and such#I’ve also got a few projects..#does anyone have a capsule I need it for an undertide with a very unfortunate tertiary colour with her gene#obsidian pufferfish gene (forgot exact name) on a very blue undertide#it does not look very nice#but capsule looks good#so does. Remora but that is probably expensive
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@absolut--kurant!
#hello my dear here's the last video i'm taking with my old phone!!! the new one's coming today 😂✨#(i will still be keeping the old one for spare camera and lighting purposes 😏)#sidney was being fed some scraps as per usual then an intruder swooped down!! sidney pecked them away#but he's usually a lot more hostile to gulls he doesn't know - he'll even abandon his food and take off to fight them#they actually stood there together waiting for food for a while#so i'm wondering if he knows this one... like if this is one of his older kids or sth 🤔#sidney's wife is much leaner than this new gull and the intruder didn't make noises like piper does#can't be one of the more recent babies because they wouldn't have adult plumage#a mystery indeed))#my god i know way too much about seabird drama 🤣 but that's how it's all looking like atm#signing up for my new phone yesterday went ok but oh my god the emails they keep sending!! they've sent me like 2-3 per contract#one for the device's receipt one for the device's delivery slot one from the delivery people confirming they've got the shipment etc#i guess i should be glad they're being thorough about it))#hope you're having a good day my dear 💖💖💖💖💖#sidney seagull#herring gull#seagull#birds#cute
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the good thing is that single dad Sakura is way too soggy for you to want to fuck in those first… 3-6 months
#so the fact that he’s anti s*x at first is not a problem#he’s annoying and cries all the time#mostly bc his baby has colic and keeps him up all night#so he’s constantly tired#but also bc he’s emotionally wrecked from suddenly having to raise a kid by himself#and doesn’t really know what to do#like you’ll come over to a clean and fed and changed baby but like. nothing else. a naked baby. no high chair. no paci ??#and you’re like. how does this guy do it?#and u ask and sakura’s getting mad LMAO#shii posts#gen
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what is your fav rainworld campaign?
for me its gourmand because outer expanse is the best region in the game
Still haven't finished survivor lmao so I can't really answer that. My playthrough got interrupted in like April by a holiday and I haven't got back into it since. At some point I should resume my run and go back to trying to drag two children across the map
#asks#ngl it would be fine if i just had wormbug but bloof is true suffering#keeping me a saint pup AND a hunterpup fed is so hard#the kids wouldve starved so many times already if it wasnt for resuscitation mod#which is my only concession towards making this achievable for me#i can revive them when they wake up dead from hunger#that said having a hunterpup was making me quite good at murdering lizards to feed my son#but that was months ago so ive probably lost all skill. alas#sponty plays rain world
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i cant believe its fucking real. like are you guys seeing this shit. remember when stede said "you wear fine things well" and ed huffed and swayed closer towards him but they walked away and we were like aw fuck guys its happening again its not real dont get your hopes up and now HERE WE ARE. are you KIDDING ME??/
#we're just being fed so well#it doesnt feel real#we were keeping one hand on the rails at all time so afraid we were getting baited#but now theyre throwing drag shows and lighting fireworks while the co-captains of the revenge fuck in the moonlight#are you kidding me#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers
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Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous
Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really
#it speaks#white woman moment#its really funny bc like. its very much a her to jfk song#(everyones favorite problematic short king)#but she looks at him with uhhh#like heres this kid(hes 28) standing on the precipice o what she had been all those years ago#but he KNOWS it she didnt know she thought she had mold poisoning from her shitty apartment until she died#and she is projecting so much onto him. which is part of why she doesn't respect him at all#'im a sucker just like you'#its also funny bc like. it is Too Late for Phoenix.also its scary that theyre hungry bc as far as she knows death avatars arent supposed 2 b#but also theyre the first one shes met. and Phoenix is kind of just scary in general.#but being around those two is like. almost flashbacky(jfk also reminds her alot of her ex aroun that age tho audreys dad was Worse)#(she never met him but heard enough stories about the guy and i mean. he fed her to the hunt on purpose.#i dont think jorges dad wanted what was going to happen to happen)#part of why she texted her so fast tbh. not that they hadnt talked at all since the divorce.#i thinj they talked. not alot bc mel WAS in europe and international data rates pre smartphone age oof ouch#and also like. they did irrevocably harm eachother physically and mentally but they do both careeeeee#tho. i do not think melissa wouldve ever dropped everything to go help audrey like audrey would and did for her.#(girl who runs away from her problems x girl who is a dog)#auuughhhhhh#she really is my chew toy.#i also think alot about her sky mafia years but those r fun and sexy little secrets for me#as much as i love Basil's motw campaign i do with it was easier to unentangle her from tma lore.#bc like. normal vampire works well but it loses so much of the flavor. various sea beasts keep the flavor but loose the morality.#for pathfinder if i were to redo her id go with storm oracle and then spec into kineticist. which does work Ok I Guess.#but like. even that its still not what i want#one scene that probably would've never happened in game but i thought ahout if we ever went back to the item storage or maybe a wierd thrift#shop or something was to like. have her come across a violin and pick it up and make it scream horribly. like. really concentrate on making#it make the worst noise imaginable. shes trying to reach that wonderful horrible music avatars mention alot in the earlier seasons#and then realizes everyone else Hates That So Much and jokingly play one of the devil's riffs from tdwdg. tbh i should finally draw that
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Wee yippee I love living in the social bracket where 80% of my loved ones are struggling with opioid addiction

#mort.txt#shit going bad in my brothers family back in texas and my mom is looking into getting custody of my 4 and 3yr old cousins#if we do we're probably gonna move back down and take custody of their 14yr old sister too.#my main concern is having enough money to provide for them. even if i get a job and the state has benefits for them#a 1600$ check isn't a lot to keep 2-3 kids fed and housed. that's barely enough rent money for a 3 bedroom house in texas#not mentioning the struggle of raising them to begin with since they're both already diagnosed with ptsd and behavioral issues#idk what we're gonna fuckin do man. its gonna fuck up their whole lives if they all get separated by foster care
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I still have NOT started my Kikaider rewatch because I swear I have adhd and can’t focus right now to do anything besides build dragon ig but I keep rotating back to like- how similar mitsuko and michirus families are and I’d love to do a comparison on them but I don’t know how I’d do it given not just “well mitsuko and her fam got to be more fleshed out in especially the anime cause they didn’t have to juggle three main characters” but also like they’re two families who aren’t necessarily a family trope themselves but rather are compromised of multiple tropes from that era:
Michiru/Mitsuko: The supporting girl who is friends with the main character, potentially their love interest
Saotome/Komyoji: The old man scientist who works for the good guys and sometimes may or may not either be the father of the MC or the supporting girl
Genki/Masaru: The little boy support character who tends be the little brother of the main character, but sometimes can be the little brother of the support girl
And then they both get slapped with a dead older brother and a mother who is MIA both of which don’t always happen in tandem with these tropes but I think it’s more of a coincidence both Michiru and Mitsukos families are so similar so they just line up these tropes that were super common back then. (Though since Kikaider came first Ishikawa could’ve POSSIBLY took inspiration especially because Nagai knew Ishinomori but I have no clue if they ever met)
#meg text#getter robo#android kikaider#I’m in my robot ramble mode again instead of actually reconsuming the media#because unless it’s a game I find a rewatch by myself as hard as starting something for the first time#but I also swear I try not to tie every media to getter but when you go down the specific pipelines you notice the patterns#I do wanna do something talking about either girls in mecha or like- the specific topic of the support child#cause I still feel even if Michiru hasn’t been utilized to the fullest Genki will always have it the worst#Like new Michiru personality different then usual but at least makes sense- but genki really got fused with another character#(yes I always fucking mention genki/kei but leave me alone i just rewatched arma)#on a serious note tho genki/kei is that thing that’s a fine plot twist but doesn’t benefit either characters#Since they forget about Kei anyways but she’s at least more fleshed out where as genki is just- yeah#the kid deserves better but it’s hard to work him into the plot with so many characters#probably why new didn’t bother to include him at all honestly even if too me it explains why Michiru more fed up with everyone#having a little bro really keeps her sanity together is what I take away
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after Mariposa fucking died, Harrison went off to do his own thing. find himself. that's probably how he became friends with Steve and his buddies...
he's doing his own thing now. probably has a new girl to obsess over
#oc ramblings#oc#my oc#he's still. sort of? in polilla's life#bc he feels kinda responsible for her. it was HIS money keeping her fed and clothed as a kid after all#so right now he's paying for her college#and when she hit puberty he was the one to help fund her transition#oc: harrison#oc: polilla#he's kind of awkwardly squirmed into a father figure position in her life#mari's death hit her very very hard so she went to get support from the only actually stable adult in her life: harrison#they have a good (albeit kinda awkward. bc harrison is an awkward man) relationship
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Guys let’s do our best to give Fukuzawa as many back rubs as we can and win those group rewards!! (With the intention of getting the Fukuzawa SR in the group rewards section)


🙏
#Fukuzawa deserves a back rub for all the hard work he does#fukuzawa yukichi#bsd#please fukuzawa marry me you beautiful man#bsd fukuzawa#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#fukuzawa bsd#bungo stray dogs fukuzawa#fukuzawa yukichi bsd#president fukuzawa#bsd fukuzawa yukichi#I need to adopt a kid and send them to that kindergarten just so I can see him when I bring my kid to the kindergarten 😀#bsd mayoi keeps me fed#bsd mayoi#bungo stray dogs mayoi#fukuzawa mayoi#bsd tales of the lost#bsd totl#PLEASE ALL TOGETHER NOW
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They have been preparing me to get Married like I'm going to be fed to the lion's den- I hate how "to be Married" is made to be my Goal in life, I hate it <\3 I hope everyone stops asking me about marriage... it will happen when it happens, stop pestering me about it
#i know its my Duty and all...#i hope its not but#'if u dont get married NOW how would you fed your future children'#Not all marriage goals is to have kids btw#also how will i get married if you keep taking my money away 😂😂#hos will i get married if you keep on going 'this is not good enough how would you serve your husband with This'#SCREAMS TO NEVER ENDING WORLD I HATE ITTT
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the idea of making birdie the dark urge origin when she already has mr blue and the mind flayer up in her head is tempting
#scatmaan complains#but also not knowing what the urges bg is........#when i already had a bg for birdie#i mean it wasnt anything super original so#she was just a street kid who killed her closest friend for power#i just think itd be funny for the dark urge to be stuck with birdie of all ppl#the woman who ignores her patron 1 sec and then kills for him the next#like ik theyll be changing stuff around#n the full game wont be like the beta#but in her test playthrough#she had killed that nice druid chick. gotten the tiefling kid killed. and the goblin chick#and then befriended ethel letting her keep that preg chick hostage#also she persuaded those ogres to work for her#and fed them multiple times#kept them on the payroll yk
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oh my goodness. baby ace has my whole heart
Picking up children in the woods is a perfectly normal way to expand your family (if you're a pirate).
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Another installment of Stinky Child Ace~ You can read the first part here!
(About Crocodile being referred to as "Wani": he's already known as the Warlord Sir Crocodile, so it's best to use an alias and hope that nobody in this quiet, peaceful village will make the connection. And if they do, that they'll keep quiet. Which they most likely will, considering that they must have noticed Dragon's return to the Monkey family home.)
Sorry for style inconsistencies X'D
#one piece#crocodad#sir crocodile#monkey d. luffy#portgas d. ace#ace is so. nobody has claimed him like that before. without him being thrust upon them like an unwanted responsibility#and like that’s kinda what happened with crocodad too but he didn’t have any obligation to keep this kid. he was not coerced#but he kept the wee one and fed him and cleaned him and clothed him#and ace sees all these actions but he’s still a wee child#the other people that took him also fed him (albeit not consistently. but like. did he die???)#so when this guy says so offhandedly yeah. that’s my son. ace obviously is overwhelmed#my little king. i love you so#and your art op. i’ve been following this story from the beginning it makes my heart soft. thanks for making it 💖
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Hey anybody going to talk about rescued sacrificial maidens. Like yes a guy with a fuck off sword turned up and so you're not getting fed to the dragon/water creature/mountain spirit/vague embodiment of all things scary and you get to go back home, but is that really home? Your mom hugs you and your dad says he's so happy you're alive and you know that when they said they'll do anything to keep you safe they didn't really mean it. They have a feast prepared and you get to taste what they cooked for your funeral, help wash the dishes after. And it's selfish to think that between the whole village with everyone in it and you they wouldn't pick the lesser evil but it still leaves an emptiness in your chest, knowing exactly how much your life is worth. And the neighbors smile at you awkwardly and the neighbors' kids yell "hey! I thought you died!" because they don't know not to do that yet and maybe you did. Maybe you did.
And the hero with the fuck-off sword rode off into the sunset the way they always do but you're still here and you herd the cows by the cliff where you were tied up in your cleanest clothes waiting to not be alive anymore and sometimes you think that would be easier and when you don't come back one day, you can imagine it's a relief for everyone involved. Maybe you'll be the new thing to haunt the mountain, or maybe you'll follow down the road and listen for cries that sound like yours did. Either way, there's little left to fear. You know exactly how much your life is worth.
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