#so mairon has to watch his step lest curumo ruin his public image
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I love the idea that Saruman looked up to Sauron during the Almaren days so much. It always makes me think of Curumo as an annoying younger brother. Like,
Curumo: Hey bro come check this out!
Mairon: Not right now, I’m busy.
Curumo: No you have to come see it now
Mairon: I said no.
Curumo: Come on, please?
Mairon: No.
Curumo: come on come on come on come on come on come on come on com—
Mairon: No!! Leave me alone!
Curumo: Pleeeeaseee? I’ll leave if you just come see what it is!
Mairon, sighing: Fine. What is it.
Curumo: A dead slug I cast in silver! :D
Mairon: I AM NOT LOOKING AT THAT!
(Mairon would, actually. He just doesn’t like letting Curumo win).
#sauron#saruman#mairon#curumo#maiar#silm#they’re really dumb your honor#i always imagine that mairon would have had a borderline celebrity role in almaren#so he would have been constantly followed by a ton of admirers who keep his ego fed#curumo is aware of this. curumo is one of them#but curumo is also a bit of an asshole#and most importantly: a little brother#so mairon has to watch his step lest curumo ruin his public image#or his dignity. or his hair or his newly organized forge supplies#as a kid i had a room all to myself where i could paint#and a gigantic collection of acrylic paints i was super proud of. especially the metallic ones.#one day my little brother broke into that room and dumped an entire tube of red metallic paint all over my desk + paintbrushes#THAT is this dynamic.#silm crack#silm shitpost
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