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I get it. ateez rpf writers I REALLY GET IT NOW I SEE THE VISION I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE SO GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO
#i didn't truly until today#your water isn't just blessed it's made of diamonds and sweetest fruit and vibrant flowers and joy#keep drinking it#mine
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I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.
Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”
“No.”
“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”
“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”
“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”
“He’s WHAT-“
#barry drinks a satanic amount of coffeeine to keep up his energy so Bruce now has a demonic 8 year old bouncing off the walls#he deserves it#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc#dc comics#justice league#dick grayson#battinson#text#text post
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And put where you're from in the tags if you're comfortable w it!!!
#brought to you by my cold which I keep drinking cans of juice for like they are health potions#polls#jory.txt
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Simon only ever brought back any bird home to fuck nasty, but this ? it wasn't his thing to do.
And you did nothing particularly charming except puke over his boot and sob and hiccup under the influence.
Generally things ended at the backalley or his truck and a few rare times back at his place. But tonight it was tad bit different after nearly getting his cheek eaten up all the way up the stairs, and here now as he anxiously spoke over his phone.
“I, er, put a blanket and made her drink water…anything else ?”
“Check her pulse.” So Simon put away the phone one moment to check your limp wrist for pulse.
“Yeah, a bit slow but yeah.”
“Have you put a ring on her finger yet ?”
Simon checked your finger, no ring there to report back. “No, I didn't, should I put a ring…oh.”
Johnny laughed, his blunt cackling coming out of the phone. “Calm your tits now, she'll live, man, just passed out.”
Simon rolled his eyes and hung up mumbling indecent words, casting a glance at your sleep warm body splayed over his bed, drooling over his pillow. He pushed the blanket a bit up your frame and checked up for painkillers which you might need tomorrow morning.
“Night,” He whispered, not taking the other pillow which was cuddled under your leg and going over to sleep over the couch.
Simon did think your hand looked a bit empty and a ring might just be a perfectly good solution, before falling asleep to your babbling.
Masterlist
#Nibbling at Simon's face as he hauls me all the way up the stairs and#then crying in his jacket as makes me drink something before I pass out#Then invade his bed and keep all his pillows under my hand and thigh and drool over the rest#call of duty#simon riley x reader#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#cod#ghost#simon ghost riley x reader#folkloregurl fics🪩
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it
Kabru is a freak and Laios should suffer
Ship or not, it’s so hilarious that Kabru is no less crazy than Laios. His passion is digging down everyone’s darkest secrets and family drama, his relaxing activities are flirting and gossiping with every homosapien with eligible language.
The reason why Laios was chill around him is because they were never close enough! Kabru is charming and cool if you only meet him twice a week at a bar, but look at how cautious and unnerved his close friends get when he starts blasting information nonstop.
“Can you see how scandalous that sleeve is?” “I heard she granted her the first name base!” “Laios look at the embroidery on that shirt, his business is definitely running as smoothly as I predicted!”
I want to see this Kabru around Laios, I want to see him decipher so many tiny body languages and unspoken rules of humans so happily that Laios can’t decide if he wants to chop his ears off or smack Kabru with a brick, I want to see Laios being forced into balls after balls and feeling the urge to drown himself in a barrel of wine just to end the conversations.
“But Laios gets anxious around people.” So does Kabru with monsters!??
Kabru’s freakiness deserves to be recognized, too! Let him be the insufferable bastard he’s born to be! Let him and Laios traumatize each other!
#like I don't get why people keep making it as if Kabru is the NORMAL ONE#HES SO NOT#‘omg Kabru poor meow meow’ this dude drinks tears of lovers for breakfast he’s freaking UNHINGED#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#laios touden#labru#kinda#SquareCloud
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Its a short walk back to the ship,, if you have to walk at all. 🍻
#I know nami is a heavier weight than Sanji but he’d definitely keep his head if she was drinking a lot#i’ll die on that hill#metalhiro arts#one piece#one piece fanart#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#op sanji#zoro#roronoa zoro#pirate hunter zoro#op zoro#luffy#monkey d luffy#op luffy#straw hat luffy#op nami#cat burglar nami#chopper#tony tony chopper#op chopper#strawhat crew
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january month of yuugi
#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi#ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it#until now. my audacity has finally reached quota#wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace#mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son#not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth#like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with#the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it#I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful#specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That#and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That#and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend#that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason#.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi#I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships#yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage#I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling#its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water#(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute
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Vik-"its medicinal"-tor
Was playing with pose refs got carried away with the painting
I Know He Chills in my heart of hearts

Bonus Vik taking care of Jayce "Lightweight" Talis please get this man some water
#jayvik#arcane#here starts my quest to turn all the blorbos into st/oners#except for jayce hes just trying to keep up#vik s/mokes and drinks him under the table i know this to be true
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no :)
#my art#kingdom come deliverance#kcd#kcd2#henry of skalitz#jan zizka#kcd fanart#kcd2 spoilers#(sorta?)#digital art#i finished the game on the 14th and have been unable to finish ANY of my many wips#except for this which i did in one go lmao. 🐸art is my burden#also why do i keep drawing henry wasted. when will i level drinking and why is the answer never
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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)
Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.
He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)
Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.
(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)
So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!
Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.
With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.
Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!
It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.
#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable#ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable#silly hc but i think its fun#also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the#whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the#m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dead on main#ghost kitchen au#danny fenton#jason todd#kipwrite
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chasity & cameron's honeymoon, en la ciudad. 🌹
#aashwarr#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#sims 4 aesthetic#keeping up with the joneses#chas & cam doing nothing but drinking likka & hunching on this trip iktr
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Ezra and Sabine couldnt even BEGIN to grasp his lore
#he was a party girl#trust me#star wars#this is why he can keep up in drinking games with zeb#star wars art#star wars fanart#star wars rebels#star wars rebels art#star wars rebels fanart#rebels#rebels art#rebels fanart#swr#swr fanart#agent kallus#agent kallus fanart#kallus#alexsandr kallus#kalluzeb#kalluzeb fanart#street rat kallus
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Me when the boyfriend that doesn’t know he is my boyfriend breaks up with me unknowingly so to marry his alleged 6 month pregnant girlfriend instead of becoming Batman and Robin with me holding hands while saving the world to complete my 360 vision or something
#god I forgot how boyfriend Yafya was what a loser me too king I’ll drink to that for you king#looser horse has feeling for his himbo Komodo dragon partner because of his 360 vision or smth idk some sort of lgbtq metaphor me think#Beastars trully the gift that keeps on giving skskks#yafya#gosha#beastars spoilers#Beastars
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They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags
#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it#headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious#stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs#shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr#also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious#still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af#i love them#these three are the best thing that ever happened to me#sashisu#satosho#sugusho#satosugu#stsg#gojo satoru#shoko ieiri#suguru geto#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#satosho weekend#satoshoko#jjk#IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart#IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart#IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.
#gotham knights game#I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse#twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity#he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch#he's got the full gamer set up in the background#LED lights around the ceiling and walls#rainbow keyboard/headset#mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks#(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account#and promises to match whatever they raise#and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on#he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme#meanwhile off screen#Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor#and helping Babs run remote ops#if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi#and that tracks#it's an old house#it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots#in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed#and no one will ever know
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