#just wandering off

[personinthepalace]

Harry's Gone Rogue! - Jonathan Sayer's Favorite PPGW Memory

from Mischief's instagram

[merverse]

thinking about how they said grover was affected the most out of everyone bc he was alone and how nico and bianca stayed for 70 years inside that hotel and didn't forget each other bc they were always within reach and how that little detail makes their story even more devastating bc they got through it together and the moment they got out they get separated and then bianca never comes back

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not. 

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack. 

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over! 

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body! 

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title. 

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this. 

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

[chell-min]

when yuor beautiful traitorous wife is on a business trip adn leaves you all aloen at the bar :(((

[almondcroissantsandink]

Mav with a dog, requested by @waistcoat35 ! I felt like he would own an Aussie (a sort of high energy dog that would match him)--that, or a very old, round lab that wandered around the hangar :)

[cosmicnovaflare]

Cinder again!!!

[starry-bi-sky]

yall ever think Shen Yuan went through like, internet withdrawal after being transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu? Like, he's canonically a NEET shut-in who did nothing but spend his time online, you can't tell me that for the first week or first few weeks of being SQQ he wasn't twitchy.

Like, reaching instinctively to his pockets for a phone that wasn't there, having an obsessive itch in the back of his mind that he should check and see if X or Y novel or webcomic has updated -- only to realize he can't anymore and being irritated by it. Wanting to go and see if there's new posts about this or that, but again realizing that he can't.

When he's bored or uncomfortable or just feels like wanting to escape he tries to go for his phone to distract himself, but oops! Not there anymore, and now he has to find a new and different way to distract himself from his feelings. And going through system notifications, quests, etc only does so much.

And there's that Tetris Effect too. SQQ makes a mistake while writing and instinctively goes to backspace on it except hey-ho that's not a keyboard and now he just dipped his pinkie into a bottle of ink or on a still-drying letter.

With him scrambling to fix his reputation and learn how to be a peak lord, I think his abrupt cold-turkey from all things internet would just be another straw on the camel's back that he promptly Ignores until it goes away on its own after he acclimates to his new surroundings.

[icantdothistodaybruh]

[fistfuloflightning]

Anastasia AU where og!SQQ goes missing early on. The other sects can sense that something is up and they’re demanding his presence during the next Immortal Alliance Conference. But there’s absolutely no trace of him and SQH panics. He hooks Liu Qingge into looking for an acceptable lookalike since LQG is constantly off-peak and it wouldn’t rouse suspicions. He finds several who could pass (with a little lot of work)—one of them happens to be Shen Yuan. Cue the ‘To be a Princess’/‘Learn to Do It’ montage over the next couple months while continuing their efforts to locate the missing SQQ, not realizing that the reason they can’t find him is because his body’s already present. It just happens to be occupied with someone else.

[bahoreal]

roach with buttons ??? on a leash ??? continues to be funniest fucking thing to me

[rodent--quinn-queen--posts]

So I haven't had the opportunity to watch Deadpool 3 and won't have it for quite a bit however going by what I hear about the movie from the people of Tumblr

I can't help but think of this one time me and my mom were watching the hedgehogs that like to come to our yard to steal cat food

And my mom said "hey, come look two of them are fighting... Hmmm. they're fighting kind of oddly". to which I just looked at her and said "mum, I don't think they're fighting... I think they're fucking" they were not in fact fighting

Anyway that's the vibe I'm getting from the way you're describing the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie did I get it right??

[ppinksun]

gee i sure hope this meme is still funny even tho its a year old.... i wanted to draw one i dont think i did last year. honestly cant remember

im sure this iteration of the joke has been made already as well but. funnie

(happy pride month!)

bonus doodle of a different joke for this that i didnt think fit the format very well. (also the colourpicking might be... a stretch?) still funny tho

[percyscart]

in her wake

bonus head pat

[utilitycaster]

One thing about Ashton Greymoore as described in this 4sd is that they not only respect but will aid and abet women's wrongs

[spaceistheplaceart]

me and a friend were having a great time with this NPC, but looking back on the clips it doesnt make sense why we were laughing so hard- so i did a little editing :)

NOBODY gonna find this as funny as we did but I think Gordon's a little Weird but nobody can say shit about it because he's the "Savior of Humanity" and you can't badmouth a guy like that!!! so they just awkwardly let him do whatever lmao

[om0000]

well rendered westley jumpscare