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Let's talk about teenage soukoku and the first time they steal a car.
Sixteen years old Dazai Osamu wakes up one day and decides he's going to learn to drive today and because drama is his middle name, he asks (threatens) their chauffeur to teach him about car parts and what they do. After learning each part and its function (mind you he hasn't tried driving once yet) he happily goes to get his partner.
Fast forward to 3 hours later the infamous double black is being chased by a crowd of angry citizens for unsupervised vandalism (property damage, arson, causing ruckus you name it). Between Chuuya yelling profanities and threatening to kill him Dazai pick pockets a car key and to his luck, it's a pick up van parked on the side of the road.
He only hopes the functions are as same as the limo they use in port mafia.
He gets into the car and Chuuya follows, but he doesn't do it quietly.
"What the fuck are we doing?" He asks as he slams the door shut, "bastard can you even drive!?"
"No, but I'm going to learn now," is Dazai's reply as he pushes the key into the ignition and twists it. The engine starts with a roar.
Stage one: accomplished.
Ignoring Chuuya's scream of protests and threats he slams the gear stick and hits the pedal and they're immediately on the road, crowd chasing behind them.
Laughing, Dazai speeds up and Chuuya holds onto the seat for dear life, all while screaming on top of his lungs. Dazai can't feel his face from the gush of wind but he doesn't stop. It's crazy, it's stupid and it's absolutely thrilling.
Somehow he manages to drive them far away from the people, the city (the fucking police if they saw them, Dazai doesn't know) and he stops the car to a side of the road.
He turns to look at his partner and the older boy is still next to him, clutching on Dazai's arm, hair completely disheveled by the wind and breathing heavy.
Their eyes lock and Dazai opens his mouth to tease him, make a joke about how chibi looked like a dog even more now, but then Chuuya starts laughing. He drops his hand from Dazai's arm and he's laughing like a madman, hand on stomach. A giggle escapes Dazai as well because this is new, this feels amazing, he wants to do it again.
They sit there and laugh for god knows how long before a limo is pulling up next to there car and Hirotsu is driving them back, telling them how he won't cover up for them again. They thank him (Chuuya thanks him, Dazai sings "No promises~" and gets pinched by Chuuya) unaware of the fond smile on the older man's face.
#au where dazai deflects with chuuya and that’s the second time he steals a car#chuuya throwing in luggage and jumping into the car: DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE-#where are the skk deflecting together fics#i need more of them constantly causing mayhem#just utter chaos#skk deflects and a small part of mori sighs in relief because my god#he lost 20 years of lifespan dealing with them#they're other peoples problem now#anyways GIVE ME MORE CHAOTIC TEEN SKK#TEENAGE SHENANIGANS#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#teen soukoku#bungou stray dogs#bsd#double black#also yes hirotsu is nice because i said so
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Can you imagine if they did a triple eviction with this cast?
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wip file name ask game
thank you for the tag @ivorydice!!
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS.
hahahahahAAAAAAAAAA well HERE YA GO!! secret's out. I live in CHAOS. all of these have a pretty equal chance of me throwing words at them because half the time, I have zero idea what the file I'm about to open contains:
a hundred flags flying in a field
and you will ascend
another one
bed sharing
cuddles
draft 2
getting the hang of warping
gladio ruminates on campfires
hit by debris
kidnapping
prompto is self-conscious
prompto pawns a gun
RAVUS FOR NOVA
running buddies gladio and prompto
(no subject) <- email draft
(no subject) <- also an email draft
(no subject) <- also also an email draft
thing to remember
untitled 1
Walk Tall, Fly Higher
i'm so sorry i'm not tagging two dozen people. but here is a soft tap on the shoulder for anyone who wants to confess their file name sins/brag about their organization skills/talk about WIPs!! @deducitetemporacarmen @rose-madder-gaze @errantknightess @hardnoctlife @fallintosanity @puffbirdstudio @mathclasswarfare @ezra-blue @redfoxline @mochimochacatte @gingerel
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Inktober Day 25 - Alpha Gaming
Today I thought I'd go ahead and hunt down that new hedgehog game everyone’s so excited about, since I had a target giftcard and it's been a hot sec since I played one of these - was fully planning to hop on that cool winged shadow trend for the inktober to commemorate my success, but that changed 15 seconds into the first stage when I remembered I actually suck shit at sonic games 👍
#inktober#inktober2024#my art#doodles#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sxsg#sonic x shadow generations#my experience can best be summarized by the first 30 seconds of playing the game#where I used chaos control for the first time and Immediately shot off the side of the stage and died#I have despite all odds gotten past the first boss#but I am well acquainted by this point with the entirety of kirk thorton's professional dying discography#shadow I think you're very cool and I'm very sorry that I'm going to make you look like an Utter fool for the entire run of the game#in fairness his stages seem way easier than the single sonic one I tried hA#i just can't fucking see where sonic is half the time in the 2d sections#maybe I need to get my eyes checked or something idk#the hogs are just moving too fast for me smh#it is nice to play one of these again though it has been a While#for reference the one and only other sonic game I played was unleashed lol#back in uhhhh#2008????#god#well glad to know my gaming hasn't improved much since then lmao
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Steve makes one of those teacher tiktok accounts where he mostly talks about teaching and tips for learning and stuff, he also posts videos like
“You wonder what it’s like to be a teacher? I’m spending my evening doing seating arrangements, the trick is to not let people who have any kind of tension, are close friends, have a crush, lose concentration easily, sit close to each other… so basically I’m playing sudoko but I only have 1, 2s, and 3s… and also the numbers change daily..” you can see him looking down at something wrinkling his eyebrows and then nodding to himself and he’s like “I think I got it though”
the next day he duets it and it’s just him looking tired and in the background you can hear incoherent shouting, the caption just says ‘there’s apparently been a breakup’
for some reason there’s a comment by Eddie Munson, famous rockstar, that’s like “you should let it play out, drama is what high school is about” and Steve has just replied “this is why you repeated senior year twice” not acknowledging at all that this famous Grammy winner commented and everyone are just like ??? ?? what are you doing here ??? and why is this high school teacher roasting u ???
#also the absolute audacity of Steve KING STEVE being like ‘Eddie it’s not about drama’ and Eddie is just like ?? you wanna tell me that#again babe? wanna repeat that Steve Harrington former king of Hawkins high?#yeah idk what this is I just like the idea of Steve having a little tiktok account all about being a teacher#and Eddie comments on like half the#videos and everyone’s like ?? I guess he’s into education? or something?#people in the comments are also like “’you have assigned seating in high school’ and Steve responds to it with a video telling people about#the one time he tried to not have it and the utter chaos it resulted in and he looks so truly haunted no one questions it again#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#stranger things#my post#dels steddie thoughts
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Petty...
And thus the ultimate diss track was made
#chonnys charming chaos compendium#What if TME was a result of utter pettiness#I wouldn't for a single moment doubt that Mind overhauled his entire song just as a fuck you to Heart#my art#chonny jash#hms#cj heart#cj soul#cj mind
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Source: poppylhh @ ig
#poppy ratchapong#jimmy karn#mark sorntast#zee pruk#jj radchapon#net siraphop#nat natasitt#max kornthas#park parnupat#utter chaos#i had to share it here it's so funny#jj just dropping out of the frame instantly lmao#jimmy being too tall for the frame#max treating it like a competitive sport#THE REVENGE
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The Outlaw's Spirit
After a reveal gone wrong, whether intentional or not, Danny books it. Sam and Tucker have to stay behind in Amity to prevent Maddie, Jack, and the GIW from following their best friend. The trio is 16~17 or so at this point.
Jazz, being the best big sis that she is, has been taking college classes online to protect Danny. She helps the two destroy the Drs. Fenton lab before grabbing her go bag and getting out of there. She plans to start anew in a different city so that Danny can eventually join her. She's thinking Gotham, with the ambient ectoplasm, and high crime rates, it'll feel more like home than Star City, or Metropolis.
Danny, meanwhile, keeps running. He comes across a high-tech jet and hides in it, pulling a stowaway.
This jet is a Batplane, but is currently being used by The Outlaws for a mission.
Danny's ghost sense has no idea about how to react to Jason, so it causes him to cough, revealing his location to the group.
"B." Artemis instructs Bizarro with his nickname.
Bizarro moves in slowly, while Jason pulls out his guns, and Artemis her sword. Bizarro opens wherever Danny is hiding, revealing his black hair and blue eyes of his human form. Seeing the shaking teen, B gently pulls him out and 'restrains' him via hug.
Danny is freaking out at the sight of these out-of-the-norm people, and his ghost sense is triggering a coughing fit, aggravating whatever wounds he may have.
"One of your brothers?" Artemis asks Jason, despite keeping her guard up.
"Not that I know. What are you doing in here, kid?" Jason lowes his guns, but doesn't holster them, wanting to keep them in hand in case this kid is an enemy.
Danny, coughing, takes a closer look at the three surrounding him.
"Red Hood? Artemis of the Bana-Mighdall? Bizarro? What? Huh?!"
"Worry, we hurt you." Bizarro says soothingly.
Tensing, Danny prepares to use his powers, but Artemis explains what Bizarro means before he does.
"What are you doing in here, kid? You're hurt." Jason reiterates before noticing just how the boy is breathing other than his coughing fits.
Feeling safer with these three than he had with his parents in a long time, and with them all not being entirely human themselves, Danny is willing to explain some things, but not everything.
"My parents, they're scientists, they found out that I'm not entirely human... I had to run. I saw this jet, and it was a chance for me to get further away from them before they track me down."
"They can track you?" Artemis asks while Bizarro releases Danny, setting the teen down on a bench. Jason pulls out a med kit and sets it down next to Danny.
Jason then gets the Batplane into the air while the other Outlaws get to know the stowaway more.
Jason's inner bat wants to do so much research that he resembles the Replacement more than himself, but more of him sees himself in the kid and, as much as he loathes to admit it, pull a Bruce to take care of the much-too-thin teen.
Setting the autopilot to Gotham, Jason re-joins the discussion, noting that the kid's coughs get worse the closer he gets. Odd.
Bizarro and the teen have bonded over video games and movies, even with Bizarro's speech mannerisms.
Artemis, on the other hand, is patching the boy up, not offering much to the conversation other than clearing some things up for B.
"Course's set for Gotham. Figure we'll want Alfie to get some proper food in ya. Now, can you explain all the coughing?" Jason plops down across from the teen, keeping some distance to not make the coughing worse if his hunch is right.
Danny explains in the broadest terms for his ghost sense, that it can tell when people have died, and that Red Hood didn't come back right.
Tense, Jason's vision bleeds into green as he questions, "How?"
"I can tell because I didn't come back right, either..." Danny then tries to explain ectoplasm as glowing green goo, causing Jason to tense even more.
"Lazarus Waters."
"What?"
Taking off his helmet, the lenses of Jason's domino are glowing, "Lazarus Waters. They threw me in mostly dead, and I came out mostly alive."
"That shouldn't..." Danny tilts his head, thinking of the lessons from Frostbite on the nature of ectoplasm and what happens when it gets corrupted. All part of his training for taking the throne. "Huh. Sounds like you got a batch of the more corrupted stuff. With pure ectoplasm, it would bring you back fully, with few side effects."
"Ectoplasm?" Bizarro asks from Danny's right.
Explaining in more detail, since Red Hood is some sort of subject of his and needs help, time passes and soon the autopilot is landing the jet.
"Come on, kid. Let's get some food in you, then we can see what to do about the Lazarus Waters." Jason puts a hand on the door to the Batplane, opening it to reveal the Batcave.
Just something that was floating around in my head. Not sure if I'll continue it, it's unlikely.
#dp x dc#ghost king danny#danny phantom#danny fenton#jason todd#red hood#artemis of bana mighdall#bizarro#the outcasts#jazz fenton#possible future anger management?#dc x dp#just the utter chaos that can ensue from the outcasts taking in danny#imagine danny coming along on their missions#phasing through things going invisible and causing utter havoc#there are times that jason would love it#other times he would be regretting taking in this chaos gremlin#the outlaw's spirit
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hoezier >>> carmen-berzattos
URL change alert!!
#I'm gonna miss hoezier!!#and will probably go back to it at some point#but i snatched this one and can't resist a change#carmen berzatto my beloved#i'm already so obnoxious about carmy i make no excuses for my upcoming behavior#much love to you all#this change will not really change my blogging patterns#which is really just utter chaos#I'm also keeping the icon and the appearance the same for a hot sec#just so not everything changes at once and y'all wonder who the f i am#also lowkey not ready to let go of this hozy icon
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yay vita~
another cg/character art study ive started!
obvious WIP lol
extra thoughts under the cut vvv
I started yet another new WIP instead of continuing the prior one (entropy x senadina) because i wanted to focus on just one figure, and i also really really really really really really really really really really like vita ^.^
I decided to go all-in on a new process for sketching (layering in values before drawing in detail) and honestly? It ROCKS. I can convey so much about the character’s appearance just by shadow and a few key lines, and in a fraction of the time it’d take if i drew out much of the detail first then tried to add value
It took just a bit over half an hour to get this much progress on the vita sketch, vs. the two hours of working on the Entropy + Sena sketches with not much more progress
It’d be even better if i used line more carefully in the start to better hint at lighting before blocking in major values, but its still a good start lol
#honkai vita#only tagging this for vita cause its such an early WIP that i dont want to clutter the other honkai tags with my WIPs lol#anyways! live laugh love vita#i loved vita as a character from the moment she appeared in SSHC and ive never stopped#i adore her so much and im so glad she plays a big role in the story now#i am so excited to draw vita and sena and entorpy in that crazy idea for an Astral Express AU with this trio#the potential for utter chaos and mischief with Vita in charge of a space train is just so palpable#but thats a rant for another post! ehe
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there is horror of the body
Watch out!!!!!!!!
#cw body horror#cw noose#cw teeth#sharp ones#my soul design atp is actually just a complete and utter steaming pile of pure hot mess#keeps on changing every time I draw her#which I guess is kinda the point since I somewhat hc soul to be a shapeshifter but STILL#I don’t know what’s goin on.#runny’s art#chonny jash#chonny jash fanart#cj fanart#cccc#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cccc fanart#cj soul#cccc soul#also NOT old art for once surprisingly this one’s pretty recent
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if you’re wondering whether I’m still using weirdass non-divination decks for totally serious (ish) readings these days
yes
#divination#i just bought it but. given my history with the Cosmo magazine cocktail deck#i’ll still find a way to use it for Something#djdhdjkj imagine a reading that is this and the food tarot (closer to an oracle deck) and the cook’s tarot#utter chaos and I would not be the correct person to do said reading lol
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Some of my favorite moments from this gem of a game, I still cannot believe it’s real
#yes i named the mc charmix bc why not#they had so much character it was amazing#i love them sm#their anxiety and how they had to adjust to the chaos that is so mundane to this friend group was everything#and their love of checking trashbins for evidence#hysterical i was excited for them every time we checked on#it was just utter chaos the whole time and i was HOOKED#knuckles’ yeehaw had me dying for a solid while#he was committed#literally every character in this was unbelievably fun#THE ESPIO CONTENT AFTER SO LONG THANK YOU#rouge and blaze dynamic was a delight#tails being best boy#just shadow the whole time too#my boy rlly got framed#his lil present for Amy was so sweet#i can ramble forever about this#sonic the hedgehog#the murder of sonic the hedgehog#the murder of sonic the hedgehog spoilers
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Me: *finishes series 7 of Taskmaster, immediately misses the utter chaos of James Acaster and Rhod Gilbert*
Series 8: *enter Iain Stirling and Joe Thomas*
#as soon as iain started ranting about vent puppets i knew that this season was gonna be just as much utter chaos and i love it#taskmaster#taskmaster series 8#iain stirling#joe thomas
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god now that im remembering how much i hate Kash im realising camp cretaceous has some of the most hateable bad guys in all of the jurassic park franchise like theyre not misguided, theyre not rich and uncaring or otherwise compelling theyre just extremely punchable and thats a good thing.
edit: I mean, Kash and Mitch and Tiff ARE rich and/or uncaring yes, but thats not what makes them hateable, theyre set apart and stand out from other bad guys like Wu or Hammond because theyre SO insufferable as people too.
#this is also about mitch and tiff lmao#they have some GREAT villains esp in chaos theory so far they're all so compelling and interesting#but sometimes a villain is a villain because theyre just awful and thats fun too#s4 is not my fav but it does have its moments and an utter dweeb of a bad guy#pin rewatches camp cretaceous#jwcc
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