#just utter chaos

[evilkaeya]

Let's talk about teenage soukoku and the first time they steal a car.

Sixteen years old Dazai Osamu wakes up one day and decides he's going to learn to drive today and because drama is his middle name, he asks (threatens) their chauffeur to teach him about car parts and what they do. After learning each part and its function (mind you he hasn't tried driving once yet) he happily goes to get his partner.

Fast forward to 3 hours later the infamous double black is being chased by a crowd of angry citizens for unsupervised vandalism (property damage, arson, causing ruckus you name it). Between Chuuya yelling profanities and threatening to kill him Dazai pick pockets a car key and to his luck, it's a pick up van parked on the side of the road.

He only hopes the functions are as same as the limo they use in port mafia.

He gets into the car and Chuuya follows, but he doesn't do it quietly.

"What the fuck are we doing?" He asks as he slams the door shut, "bastard can you even drive!?"

"No, but I'm going to learn now," is Dazai's reply as he pushes the key into the ignition and twists it. The engine starts with a roar.

Stage one: accomplished.

Ignoring Chuuya's scream of protests and threats he slams the gear stick and hits the pedal and they're immediately on the road, crowd chasing behind them.

Laughing, Dazai speeds up and Chuuya holds onto the seat for dear life, all while screaming on top of his lungs. Dazai can't feel his face from the gush of wind but he doesn't stop. It's crazy, it's stupid and it's absolutely thrilling.

Somehow he manages to drive them far away from the people, the city (the fucking police if they saw them, Dazai doesn't know) and he stops the car to a side of the road.

He turns to look at his partner and the older boy is still next to him, clutching on Dazai's arm, hair completely disheveled by the wind and breathing heavy.

Their eyes lock and Dazai opens his mouth to tease him, make a joke about how chibi looked like a dog even more now, but then Chuuya starts laughing. He drops his hand from Dazai's arm and he's laughing like a madman, hand on stomach. A giggle escapes Dazai as well because this is new, this feels amazing, he wants to do it again.

They sit there and laugh for god knows how long before a limo is pulling up next to there car and Hirotsu is driving them back, telling them how he won't cover up for them again. They thank him (Chuuya thanks him, Dazai sings "No promises~" and gets pinched by Chuuya) unaware of the fond smile on the older man's face.

[theminionjcfucked]

Can you imagine if they did a triple eviction with this cast?

[atlontour]

source

[every-lemon]

wip file name ask game

thank you for the tag @ivorydice!!

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

hahahahahAAAAAAAAAA well HERE YA GO!! secret's out. I live in CHAOS. all of these have a pretty equal chance of me throwing words at them because half the time, I have zero idea what the file I'm about to open contains:

a hundred flags flying in a field

and you will ascend

another one

bed sharing

cuddles

draft 2

getting the hang of warping

gladio ruminates on campfires

hit by debris

kidnapping

prompto is self-conscious

prompto pawns a gun

RAVUS FOR NOVA

running buddies gladio and prompto

(no subject) <- email draft

(no subject) <- also an email draft

(no subject) <- also also an email draft

thing to remember

untitled 1

Walk Tall, Fly Higher

i'm so sorry i'm not tagging two dozen people. but here is a soft tap on the shoulder for anyone who wants to confess their file name sins/brag about their organization skills/talk about WIPs!! @deducitetemporacarmen @rose-madder-gaze @errantknightess @hardnoctlife @fallintosanity @puffbirdstudio @mathclasswarfare @ezra-blue @redfoxline @mochimochacatte @gingerel

[humming-fly]

Inktober Day 25 - Alpha Gaming

Today I thought I'd go ahead and hunt down that new hedgehog game everyone’s so excited about, since I had a target giftcard and it's been a hot sec since I played one of these - was fully planning to hop on that cool winged shadow trend for the inktober to commemorate my success, but that changed 15 seconds into the first stage when I remembered I actually suck shit at sonic games 👍

[delta-piscium]

Steve makes one of those teacher tiktok accounts where he mostly talks about teaching and tips for learning and stuff, he also posts videos like

“You wonder what it’s like to be a teacher? I’m spending my evening doing seating arrangements, the trick is to not let people who have any kind of tension, are close friends, have a crush, lose concentration easily, sit close to each other… so basically I’m playing sudoko but I only have 1, 2s, and 3s… and also the numbers change daily..�� you can see him looking down at something wrinkling his eyebrows and then nodding to himself and he’s like “I think I got it though”

the next day he duets it and it’s just him looking tired and in the background you can hear incoherent shouting, the caption just says ‘there’s apparently been a breakup’

for some reason there’s a comment by Eddie Munson, famous rockstar, that’s like “you should let it play out, drama is what high school is about” and Steve has just replied “this is why you repeated senior year twice” not acknowledging at all that this famous Grammy winner commented and everyone are just like ??? ?? what are you doing here ??? and why is this high school teacher roasting u ???

[sisyisweird]

Petty...

And thus the ultimate diss track was made

[pharawee]

Source: poppylhh @ ig

[thordottir45]

The Outlaw's Spirit

After a reveal gone wrong, whether intentional or not, Danny books it. Sam and Tucker have to stay behind in Amity to prevent Maddie, Jack, and the GIW from following their best friend. The trio is 16~17 or so at this point.

Jazz, being the best big sis that she is, has been taking college classes online to protect Danny. She helps the two destroy the Drs. Fenton lab before grabbing her go bag and getting out of there. She plans to start anew in a different city so that Danny can eventually join her. She's thinking Gotham, with the ambient ectoplasm, and high crime rates, it'll feel more like home than Star City, or Metropolis.

Danny, meanwhile, keeps running. He comes across a high-tech jet and hides in it, pulling a stowaway.

This jet is a Batplane, but is currently being used by The Outlaws for a mission.

Danny's ghost sense has no idea about how to react to Jason, so it causes him to cough, revealing his location to the group.

"B." Artemis instructs Bizarro with his nickname.

Bizarro moves in slowly, while Jason pulls out his guns, and Artemis her sword. Bizarro opens wherever Danny is hiding, revealing his black hair and blue eyes of his human form. Seeing the shaking teen, B gently pulls him out and 'restrains' him via hug.

Danny is freaking out at the sight of these out-of-the-norm people, and his ghost sense is triggering a coughing fit, aggravating whatever wounds he may have.

"One of your brothers?" Artemis asks Jason, despite keeping her guard up.

"Not that I know. What are you doing in here, kid?" Jason lowes his guns, but doesn't holster them, wanting to keep them in hand in case this kid is an enemy.

Danny, coughing, takes a closer look at the three surrounding him.

"Red Hood? Artemis of the Bana-Mighdall? Bizarro? What? Huh?!"

"Worry, we hurt you." Bizarro says soothingly.

Tensing, Danny prepares to use his powers, but Artemis explains what Bizarro means before he does.

"What are you doing in here, kid? You're hurt." Jason reiterates before noticing just how the boy is breathing other than his coughing fits.

Feeling safer with these three than he had with his parents in a long time, and with them all not being entirely human themselves, Danny is willing to explain some things, but not everything.

"My parents, they're scientists, they found out that I'm not entirely human... I had to run. I saw this jet, and it was a chance for me to get further away from them before they track me down."

"They can track you?" Artemis asks while Bizarro releases Danny, setting the teen down on a bench. Jason pulls out a med kit and sets it down next to Danny.

Jason then gets the Batplane into the air while the other Outlaws get to know the stowaway more.

Jason's inner bat wants to do so much research that he resembles the Replacement more than himself, but more of him sees himself in the kid and, as much as he loathes to admit it, pull a Bruce to take care of the much-too-thin teen.

Setting the autopilot to Gotham, Jason re-joins the discussion, noting that the kid's coughs get worse the closer he gets. Odd.

Bizarro and the teen have bonded over video games and movies, even with Bizarro's speech mannerisms.

Artemis, on the other hand, is patching the boy up, not offering much to the conversation other than clearing some things up for B.

"Course's set for Gotham. Figure we'll want Alfie to get some proper food in ya. Now, can you explain all the coughing?" Jason plops down across from the teen, keeping some distance to not make the coughing worse if his hunch is right.

Danny explains in the broadest terms for his ghost sense, that it can tell when people have died, and that Red Hood didn't come back right.

Tense, Jason's vision bleeds into green as he questions, "How?"

"I can tell because I didn't come back right, either..." Danny then tries to explain ectoplasm as glowing green goo, causing Jason to tense even more.

"Lazarus Waters."

"What?"

Taking off his helmet, the lenses of Jason's domino are glowing, "Lazarus Waters. They threw me in mostly dead, and I came out mostly alive."

"That shouldn't..." Danny tilts his head, thinking of the lessons from Frostbite on the nature of ectoplasm and what happens when it gets corrupted. All part of his training for taking the throne. "Huh. Sounds like you got a batch of the more corrupted stuff. With pure ectoplasm, it would bring you back fully, with few side effects."

"Ectoplasm?" Bizarro asks from Danny's right.

Explaining in more detail, since Red Hood is some sort of subject of his and needs help, time passes and soon the autopilot is landing the jet.

"Come on, kid. Let's get some food in you, then we can see what to do about the Lazarus Waters." Jason puts a hand on the door to the Batplane, opening it to reveal the Batcave.

Just something that was floating around in my head. Not sure if I'll continue it, it's unlikely.

[carmen-berzattos]

hoezier >>> carmen-berzattos

URL change alert!!

[ruleroftheimps]

I haven't posted in a while bc of drama/exhaustion/overall lack of motivation to do anything but doomscroll, but. But. I just found out some species of sharks can reproduce asexually, and the funniest (really just a crack) idea just spawned in head lol, so yay, motivation (Sort of.)

It's literally just trans!Vox with some shark-like attributes in addition to the mechanical mess he is, going about his life, and then chaos. At some point, his body just finds out a way to completely circumvent the whole 'infertile' thing going on with sinners because of his unique biology, and chaos unfolds. Essentially what happens is the mechanical side starts stealing unused pieces and throwing them together to make a kid, and then the biological side is just cloning using the weird stuff that makes up his body. Vox has no clue what's going on (The workaholic completely misses that his period wasn't there for some reason), he just thinks he's sick and that's why he's so tired and hungry all of the time and needs to keep fixing his legs, only to find out when he goes to get and upgrade, that, no, there's a tiny parasitic clone inside of him.

And then there are different paths depending on the ship.

Like, Radiostatic (My personal fave) would be Alastor and Vox trying to figure out this happened since they never actually slept together??? (Metaphorically, they sleep together literally quite a bit), so this pairing would be the first to find out how it happened. They would also be the first pair to 'fix' it and make sure it never happens again, unless... do they want it to??? It would then be a big mess of Alastor trying to figure out if Vox wants a kid, and VOX trying to figure out if he wants a kid, and the whole hotel just trying to stay out of the drama, while also help. And then said kid/clone would be raised by the entire hotel because Vox is a workaholic and Alastor is... Alastor. Vox would definitely make an effort, but he has three babies, and Vark and Voxtek don't have anybody else who would take care of them, while the kid/clone has an entire hotel raising them. And besides, it takes a hotel! So, this clone/kid would be sweet (Chaggie), with a *bit* of a murdery/chaotic side (Nifty and Alastor), and a whole lot of smart (Vox and Husk) and mischievous (Angel Dust.)

Staticmoth (My second fave) would be more of Val freaking out because if Vox got pregnant somehow, does that mean any of the other (AFAB) sinners he slept with did too!? And they have an open relationship, is it even his kid?! He's not qualified for this! Get it away from him! Probably, the cause wouldn't be found out until the third or fourth month (It's five months total), and by then, Val's less 'oh, shit, I'm screwed' and more 'everything must be PERFECT for Voxy's child,' and Vox is less 'wtf is going on' and more 'time to spoil the SHIT out of this kid.' Velvette's just watching the whole thing go down (and posting it all online) and is either a) jealous of the baby or b) the big sister who's plotting to exploit their unborn sibling. Basically all the Vees would try to raise the baby, but it would end up mostly being Velvette until the kid's 10 or so, because, again, Vox is a workaholic, and he's not letting Val anywhere near his clone/kid until they're at LEAST fifty. This definitely ends up in an influencer/modern kid/clone.

And then, just to have three different paths, with Staticapple, Vox is 100% blaming Lucifer the entire time. Like, they don't even try to find out what causes it, because as far as they're concerned, Lucifer did some weird angelic shit, and this happened. Poor Luci got kicked out onto the couch for a month before Vox decides he's lonely and wants cuddles. And then the kid turns out to be a clone, and Vox, in his infinite shark autism, realizes what happens, and then chooses to stay quiet about it, while Luci's just excited to have another kid. This kid will be raised by two veryyy autistic-coded parents. They will have a special interest, and they will be big on it. They will also have an overabundance of shark and duck themed stuff.

[runningatypufullspeed]

there is horror of the body

Watch out!!!!!!!!

[anonymouspuzzler]

Hey there Puzz. So I read the welcome credits and found out you were the voice of Howdo pillar. There are some of us in the fandom who don't which nephew is which. Was Howdo the blue haired one or the orange hair one?

P.S: You did sooo good with the voices :)!!

thank you for the kind words and even moreso for READING THE CREDITS!!! a lot of folks work on this project with a lot of love and i personally put the credits page itself together, so it means a lot when people actually look at it hehehee. as for your question in what is hopefully more funny than frustrating, i must confess that I Don't Remember And I'm Pretty Sure Half The Crew Doesn't Either. Rini (aka The Youdo To My Howdo) and i kept half-joking that the twins switch which of them respond to which name every other scene just to keep everyone guessing

[croneboulder]

if you’re wondering whether I’m still using weirdass non-divination decks for totally serious (ish) readings these days

yes

[sophfandoms53]

Some of my favorite moments from this gem of a game, I still cannot believe it’s real

[practically-an-x-man]

Me: *finishes series 7 of Taskmaster, immediately misses the utter chaos of James Acaster and Rhod Gilbert*

Series 8: *enter Iain Stirling and Joe Thomas*