#just utter chaos

[theminionjcfucked]

Can you imagine if they did a triple eviction with this cast?

[heinen]

canucks vs. ducks • 3/5/25

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Dewey: I have a plan

Huey: and I have the hospital on speed dial

[pharawee]

Source: poppylhh @ ig

[sillygoofyqueer]

*sprints up to you, taking a moment halfway to hunch over and gasp for breath before continuing, then grabs you by the shoulders* THEY ARE IN MY FUCKING BRAIN. THEY WON'T GET OUT. THEY'RE LIKE PARASITES, EATING AWAY AT EVERY OTHER PART THAT DOES NOT BENEFIT THEM AND I AM SCA- anyway, more mad scientist AU, anyone?

Wei Ying is covered in Wen Zhuliu's blood. He stands to face the Wen guards, so one of them basically immediately grabs Xue Yang and holds their blade to his neck so they can have a hostage against Wei Wuxian, who obviously drops Suibian when this happens because Xue Yang cannot be hurt. Xue Yang looks more than ready to fight his way out of this, but Wei Ying will not drag him down with him, and so he starts raving like a lunatic, making sure that it's obvious to these moronic guards that Xue Yang still has no idea about the lies of the Wen. He's grabbed by four guards, struggling and kicking around as he screams about how they are lying murderers, how much blood is on their hands and how they are literal monsters. Although he like, knows what he's doing, he is still in the throes of his qi deviation and this is more just not holding back his thoughts.

As he is dragged through the halls, the gore and blood still covering his hands, staining his robes and dripping from his hair and face, he doesn't even notice the people watching him go with many different expressions and sobs and screams. Xue Yang is trying to follow, a few guards needed to hold him back as he snarls out threats of death if they hurt Wei Ying - he can't hide the genuine panic in his voice, though. The terror. Xue Yang has above all always been that little street rat that Wei Ying found on the streets and picked up just because he saw something in him, and a street rat is not something that has many things that it can call its own. When it does have something, it can get possessive. Xue Yang is more than possessive with his few things, and Wei Ying is something that he sees as - not his, exactly, but someone that he is extremely loyal towards because Wei Ying loved and cared from him before he was useful. Now he is being taken away from him.

There is chaos and panic, Wen Ning and Wen Qing come sprinting to see what the fuck is happening, yanking Xue Yang back and gathering bits of information while trying to calm him down. Wen Qing is the only one allowed to go after Wei Wuxian as the resident doctor, sprinting through the halls to get to the throne rooms, where Wei Wuxian is still screaming. Of course, he's not coherent at this point, and any attempts to talk to him are unsuccessful - so, Wen Ruohan, being who he is, just immediately moves straight past the taunting and instead moves to the punishment, which is of course a beating so bad that Wei Wuxian passes out partway through it. This is Not Good for someone going through a qi deviation and Wen Qing is horrified by what's happening but she can't do anything because they won't let her. All she can do is stand there and watch as he is whipped and broken and beaten for finding out the truth that she had to keep from him.

After Wen Ruohan is satisfied with what he sees as payback for killing their best weapon, then comes the question of what to do with him. He's basically useless now, especially after finding out that he has been in contact with one of the fucking Nies for far too long now (another reason to put them at the top of the hit list), and he would not do anything for them no matter how they forced him. Xue Yang has been watching Wei Wuxian work, he would be a good replacement (as if Xue Yang understands the code Wei Wuxian scribbles away his personal notes in, as if he would ever help those that took his gege away), and so Wei Wuxian is quite literally unimportant. The sect leader looks over the information displayed in front of him and decides that the best course of action would be to get rid of the boy in a way that wouldn't allow him to return as a resentful spirit (the cleansing rituals were of course never done upon him, he worked with resentment for gods' sake).

So, they decide to let Wei Wuxian waste away in the biggest source of resentment in the Jianghu, a fitting end to a boy raised with the sole purpose of utilising and controlling the very same thing. Wen Qing knows that this is a death sentence for Wei Ying. She knows that there is nothing she can do to save him; even if he is conscious by the time he is thrown into the Burial Mounds, he is incredibly injured and will likely not even survive the fall, let alone the resentful spirits that will lunge upon him like the defenceless prey that he is. However, that does not mean she won't allow him to die without any respect. While everyone else is distracted with getting ready for the quick trip to the Burial Mounds - and dealing with Wen Chao's bitch fit over wanting to go along - Wen Qing is legging it across the palace, even ignoring Wen Ning and Xue Yang when they notice her and rush over to ask questions.

She slams into Wei Wuxian's experimenting rooms, ignoring the gore and just rushing around the room with a qiankun pouch that had been abandoned on one of the desks. She grabs random piles of notes and his favourite books, the ribbon that had belonged to his mother, the blanket that he claimed had been 'the best because Wen-popo made it for me!', and of course making sure to clean Suibian before it goes into the pouch again. Anything she can get her hands on that speak of who he was, an attempt at honouring who he was before his death. A vague nod towards traditional burial practices. Then she's sprinting back across the palace, skidding into the throne room and acting like she was just grabbing more needles to keep Wei Wuxian unconscious as she goes about examining him for 'medical purposes', slipping the qiankun pouch into his inner robes when she's certain nobody else is looking.

Wei Ying wakes up as they are hovering above the Burial Mounds, writhing with pain and stripped down to his inner robes because he does not get to wear the Wen colours anymore. Wen Chao, who got his way and is watching in excitement, tells him that this is what he gets for being an arrogant traitor, that he was always just a pathetic son of a servant pretending to be someone more than he actually was. Wei Ying looks upon him with indifference even through the agony he is in, and tells him that he pities him, the words slurred and eyes unfocused. This fucking infuriates Wen Chao, and he decides that he's bored of waiting, telling the Wen disciples holding Wei Wuxian to drop him, watching as the boy flails around in panic as he falls, the scream echoing before it is devoured by the Burial Mounds.

Wei Ying hits the ground, and takes his final breaths. Or, well, what should be his final breaths. However, the Burial Mounds notices this human, this boy, and can sense the resentful energy crawling through his body, somehow curling and flowing with the strong golden core spinning in his lower dantian. This boy is like It. The Burial Mounds cannot let a sentient being like Itself die, so It opens Its arms to him. It will not let him die. Does not. It will stitch him back together, just until the bright golden core can start its work and do it properly. It would keep the boy alive.

[manhwameltingpot]

We need a redo where Rashta is the crown princess and Sovieshu's the runaway slave and becomes her concubine. And Ergi is her fiance.

[illiana-mystery]

Robert, Taika, and Willem

[swaddle]

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[carmen-berzattos]

hoezier >>> carmen-berzattos

URL change alert!!

[strawberryfaced]

week been so terribly, terribly difficult I’m listening to Rises The Moon and Time Adventure. Sky COTL ambience. fuck

[herrscherofmagic]

yay vita~

another cg/character art study ive started!

obvious WIP lol

extra thoughts under the cut vvv

I started yet another new WIP instead of continuing the prior one (entropy x senadina) because i wanted to focus on just one figure, and i also really really really really really really really really really really like vita ^.^

I decided to go all-in on a new process for sketching (layering in values before drawing in detail) and honestly? It ROCKS. I can convey so much about the character’s appearance just by shadow and a few key lines, and in a fraction of the time it’d take if i drew out much of the detail first then tried to add value

It took just a bit over half an hour to get this much progress on the vita sketch, vs. the two hours of working on the Entropy + Sena sketches with not much more progress

It’d be even better if i used line more carefully in the start to better hint at lighting before blocking in major values, but its still a good start lol

[imaginespazzi]

i'm really loving the parity in wcbb right now though, like there's genuinely no clear no 1 and any of the top teams could beat each other on any given day, plus there's a couple outside the current top 7 who i think are poised to cause some real upsets (read: nc state and tennessee). but yeah, march madness is gonna be madness for real methinks. as long as uconn comes out on top of the madness, i'm here for all the other chaos that could ensue!

You sent this a while ago friend but it's still fitting because it's actually insane how I'm not feeling particularly confident about any team's ability to win a game right now.

I know how Texas got that #1 and I'm hesitant to say they didn't deserve it but man oh man their last two games? I'm not seeing the vision.

ND with back to back losses? Ridiculous work.

And as I speak, LSU is down two to Alabama and who knows how that's gonna end but it sure is inchresting.

March Madness is gonna be fun as hell!

[croneboulder]

if you’re wondering whether I’m still using weirdass non-divination decks for totally serious (ish) readings these days

yes

[darkpeacemusic]

𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕡𝕪𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕒 ℝ𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝔹ℂ 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤

(Side note: These are not canon at all)

Family Bond (blood-related):

Maria is Ben's older sister whom he hasn't seen in years after his death. He still misses his sister deeply and Maria misses her little brother and even named a son after him.

Sam and Sally are cousins but they have a complicated relationship.

Lazari and Stripes are stepsisters but they don't get along very well.

Jeff and Liu are brothers and they still love each other no matter what.

Sully is Liu's younger twin brother. While Sully still loves his older twin, Liu doesn't like Sully as he used to due to him finding out how cruel he was towards Jeff.

Jeff is Sully's younger brother. While Jeff somewhat still loves his older brother even though he was one of the main reasons he would snap, Sully basically has disowned Jeff by now. Sully even wishes Jeff would go to hell for killing their parents and even calls him "a curse to the family".

Dawn is the Woods' only sister. She and Sully used to be close but now they're estranged after Sully got Dawn kicked out of the Jeff Hunters. Dawn has a complicated relationship with Jeff due to Jeff nearly killing her (even though it wasn't his fault he snapped). She is still close with Liu and often tells Liu that they should just quit the Slender Pact and get out of town.

Eyeless Jack and Lulu are siblings (even though neither of them are aware of it).

Lauren is Vailly's cousin.

Family Bonds (not blood related):

Sally and Ben have a sister-brother like relationship.

Puppeteer and Emra are Sadie's and Zero's adoptive parents, making Sadie and Zero adoptive siblings.

Nina thinks of Jeff as her second little brother (she has known Jeff ever since Jeff was basically in diapers) and she thinks Liu as her older brother. Jeff affectionately calls Nina "Ni" as a result. Liu would sometimes call Nina "little sister".

CR and Kate have a sibling bond ever since they met in elementary school.

Lulu, Sally (I forgot to put her line there my mistake), Ben, and Dollmaker (she is a teenager in my AU) all think Jeff as their big brother and they love to play with him.

Vailly, Lauren, X-Virus, and Chris basically think of Jeff as the little brother they never got.

Nurse Ann is Dollmaker's adoptive mother.

Liu thinks of Ben and Sally as his younger siblings and would sometimes like to play with them.

Toby and Cody have a brotherly bond.

Sally and Nina are adoptive siblings though they have that love-hate relationship.

Lazari and Lulu used to have a sisterly bond but ever since Lazari left to go work for her father, they haven't been as close as they were before.

Best friends:

Chris and Kate.

Lauren and Kate are childhood bffs.

Chris has a one-sided best friendship with Lauren.

Natalie, Mary, and Jane are all girl-boss best friends.

Mary is also best friends with Judge Angels.

Kate and Nina.

Lulu and Sally.

Ben is best friends with Dawn due to her reminding him of Maria.

Sadie and Zero are best friends with Vailly.

Puppeteer and Bloody Painter used to be best friends but now their relationship with each other is complicated due to Bloody Painter being a part of the Jeff Hunters.

Close friends:

Kate thinks Toby as her close friend and nothing more.

Mary and Jane are close friends with Sully. Jane is close friends with Sully due to their mutual hatred against Jeff while Mary has known Sully ever since college.

Nurse Ann and EJ are close friends and co-workers in the infirmary.

EJ was basically as the first friend Jeff made when he first joined the Slender Pact and the two have been close ever since then.

Vailly and Liu are close friends and they love to work with each other.

Zero and Roadwalker are close friends because Roadwalker is Zero's future sister-in-law.

Dating/Crush:

CR and Lauren are married.

Nurse Ann is dating Dr. Smiley.

Nina and EJ are currently dating.

LJ has a one-sided crush on Jeff while Jeff thinks LJ as a close friend.

Jeff has a one-sided crush on Kagekao even though Kagekao is already dating Cat Hunter and only thinks Jeff as a younger sibling.

Liu has a one-sided crush on Toby while Toby doesn't feel the same way due to his one-sided crush on Kate.

X-Virus is currently dating Doctor Locklear (note: Doctor Locklear is immortal in my AU)

Lazari has a one-sided crush on EJ.

Jane and Mary are currently married.

Emra and Puppeteer are married.

Roadwalker and Sadie are dating.

Lulu is dating a guy named Alfred.

Judge Angels is currently dating Bloody Painter even though Bloody Painter is cheating on her for his college lover, Sully (she is not aware of it).

Lost Silver and Ben have mutual feelings with each other but neither of them know how to admit it to each other.

Exes:

Toby and Clockwork are bitter exes after Toby broke up with her for being aggressive towards his friends (Jeff told him).

Liu used to date Randy until Randy's drinking problems were too much for him. They hate each other after Randy nearly burned Jeff alive.

Kagekao and Sadie used to date but broke up because they thought they were better off friends.

Friends:

Bloody Painter, Clockwork, Mary, and Jane.

Killing Kate, Sadie, and Zero.

Sally and Kate.

Ben and EJ (mostly).

Vailly and Ben.

Vailly and Chris.

Vailly and Lulu.

Vailly and Kate.

Ben is the only one out of the Slender Pact Lazari still talks to.

Jane has a one-sided friendship with Liu and often tries to manipulate him into joining back the Jeff Hunters.

Lulu and Ben have a complicated friendship.

Toby and Jeff have a complicated friendship even though Jeff is the only one who knows about Liu's secret crush on Toby.

Hatred:

Stripes basically hates almost everyone and Stripes is considered to be one of the Slender Pact's most dangerous enemy (other than Jane of course who I am going to go over next).

Jane and Jeff are arch-enemies.

Nina has a one-sided hatred against Mary.

Jane and Nina.

Jane and EJ.

Jane and Vailly.

Jane and Ben.

Jane and Lulu.

Liu has a one-sided hatred against Jane and Mary.

Judge Angels and Puppeteer.

Judge Angels and Lulu.

Judge Angels and Jeff.

Judge Angels and Nurse Ann are arch-enemies.

Bloody Painter and Liu.

Bloody Painter and Jeff.

Bloody Painter and Lulu.

Clockwork hates Jeff for being the reason Toby broke up with her.

Acquaintances:

Lauren and Liu.

Lauren and Chris (on Lauren's side).

CR and Liu.

Almost everyone else and Nurse Ann.

Mary and Nina (on Mary's side).

Sally and EJ.

Vailly and Dollmaker.

Vailly and EJ.

Toby and EJ.

Toby and Sally.

Toby and Chris.

EJ and Ben (whenever EJ gets pissed off at Ben).

Kate and Liu.

Kate and Jeff.

Nina and Ben.

Puppeteer and Liu.

Puppeteer and Jeff.

Roadwalker, Zero, Puppeteer, and Emra.

Emra and Killing Kate.

Sadie and Sam.

Stripes, Bloody Painter, Mary, and Jane.

Jane and Judge Angels.

Credits to @narabea06 for the original chart (which I will post in a separate post due to me accidentally reaching my image-limit)

[practically-an-x-man]

Me: *finishes series 7 of Taskmaster, immediately misses the utter chaos of James Acaster and Rhod Gilbert*

Series 8: *enter Iain Stirling and Joe Thomas*

[roundclowns]

god now that im remembering how much i hate Kash im realising camp cretaceous has some of the most hateable bad guys in all of the jurassic park franchise like theyre not misguided, theyre not rich and uncaring or otherwise compelling theyre just extremely punchable and thats a good thing.

edit: I mean, Kash and Mitch and Tiff ARE rich and/or uncaring yes, but thats not what makes them hateable, theyre set apart and stand out from other bad guys like Wu or Hammond because theyre SO insufferable as people too.