#just him and his little rat dog that he thinks is the cutest thing in the world

[lyraa-kill]

I think that Simon Riley should have a tiny little dog that is a ball of pure feral rage. And I think he should name it princess and dress it in cute sweaters

[prtfrmhrtbrn]

i had so many thoughts on this and tagged them ALL my LORD. this is so cute i think i may have cried! but in a nice way <3 a very nice way

OK but what if you're a baby animagus when you first do it and you need to grow into an adult form

[ttkinnie]

Tokyo Revengers characters as animals 💖 (for no reason)

Kazutora: let's start with the most obvious one, our resident tiger. Which is funny considering he gives 0 tiger vibes. Or maybe rescued declawed tiger from an abusive circus. Wait a sec... Hanma and Kisaki have a circus theme going on... why did I never notice this? This starts well. Saddest tiger pic I could find

Baji: A black gray wolf of course. 'nuff said

Chifuyu: A cat. Kitty kitty meow meow. Not crazy enough to be orange, but he's gotta have green eyes and a kind face. This tuxedo:

Koko: Talking about cats, here he is. Most obvious choice I've ever made. Black cat of course, very fancy, will knock shit off the counter and eats only the most expensive wet food

Inupi: second most obvious one because you've gotta pick the race of the dog too. I say he's the only serious golden retriever you've ever seen.

Takemichi: A mouse. He is squeaky and scared, looks like he eats cheese. Very cute. Big eyes.

Hinata: A doe, beautiful and kind but will ram into you if you touch her loved ones

Naoto: a buck because I am unoriginal. he does give off buck vibes tho

Hanma: I know the official art makes him a caracal but I love being contradictory so maned wolf it is. Plus look at its long legs and creepy demeanor, it's him

Kisaki: Listen, I am not the most partial person when it comes to him. He's my little meow meow, I wanna put either cat or bunny ears on him and squish his cheeks. But! Let's be honest, that boy is a snake. The deadliest snake in the world, the saw scaled viper, not the most venomous but highly aggressive. He eats mouse Takemichi for breakfast. Also look at its scales, they remind me of his adult hair.

Mikey: A honey badger, small and cute but will bite your balls off and kill your family for fun.

Draken: A lion, beautiful mane and a symbol of strength. Lives among a tribe of lionesses (lucky him)

Mitsuya: I do not like spiders. At all. But an animal literally producing silk is the only choice for Mitsuya. However I am not masochistic so i won't put a spider image, just the web

Taiju: Great white shark. Very smooth skin. Anyone who tells you they have sandpaper skin is lying.

Hakkai: A seal, same eyes, same innocence, favorite prey of the great white shark

Yuzuha: An orca, beautiful but deadly. Only predator of the great white shark. Also eats seals but let's not comment on that. I support women's wrongs.

Pah-chin: it's too cliché to put warthog here, so i won't. He's a cane toad, one of the stupidest animal on Earth, one of their most common cause of death is eating shit they shouldn't because they stuff their mouth without thinking. They also hump anything, including dead animals from another species, and lay their eggs anywhere, which leads to a high mortality rate among their offspring. Why did I give so many facts? I don't know. Look at it.

Peh-yan: A tarsier. it's the eyes.

Sanzu: Arctic hare, crazy eyes and a gift for divination if you can understand his language

Senju: a cutie baby. Bunny x2, will kick you.

Takeomi: a rat. I am not a hater, rats can be cute, but this guy definitely gives off rat vibes

Wakasa: So very pretty. White leopard of course.

Benkei: A bull. I always thought his tattoos were a bull, but I was wrong I just looked it up. Still a bull.

Shinichiro: This one was though, but I'd say a koala. I'm partial about it, but I feel like he would give his children poop to eat, and their reproductive habits are also not a good look on them.

Emma: Japanese dwarf flying squirrel because I play favorites and that's the cutest little furball ever. it looks like it's wearing eyeliner

Izana: Another small but deadly thing, the Australian box jellyfish, found notably along the coast of Malaysia (I feel so clever right now)

Kakucho: Fiercely loyal dog, he's a Rottweiler. Don't tell me Izana and him don't have some kind of puppy play going on.

Ran: Secretary bird. Canonically hates Kisaki which explains why he stomps snakes to death. Wears killer eyeshadow and looks like they hate your fashion style

Rindou: Did you know a group of male Pacific tree frogs is called a chorus? me neither, which is why Rindou is a Pacific tree frog. Peace of music, yeah

Mucho: Polar bear, cold and aggressive. Plus arctic hare and polar bear, there's a theme

[blubary]

Erm don't mind me, just thinking about Daylor but with a baby. Anywho here are some headcanons to go with it. (Some about the baby and some about just them in the future yk yk)

By this time, Taylor would let her hair grow out a little bit and take a break from dying it (mostly to show off her natural red hair)

As for Daniel, he didn't change that much, mostly just started to grow some stubble. (Taylor loves it so he refuses to shave.)

The baby got the red hair from her, and Daniel think it's the cutest thing in the world.

I would love to think of them having a boy, which Daniel isn't as happy about because he totally wanted a daughter (he still loves him though, don't worry lmao.) Taylor was happy either way.

The little boys name is Theodore but they call him Theo sometimes.

Theodore, even as a little baby, gets a lot of his looks from Taylor, but she's convinced he has Daniel’s eyes. (Daniel doesn't believe her)

And of course, these two are just wonderful parents. They hang out with Theodore every chance they get.

Taylor is one of the moms the records silly moments (her phone storage is begging for help lmao)

Theodore's first word was “mommy” which just pissed Daniel off. Taylor obviously teases him about it all the time.

Andrew babysits him when Daniel and Taylor need a break (@hopeveon you have influenced me.) I headcanon that Andrew has a little sister, so this makes him perfect for the job.

Angela and John feel old now that Daniel and Taylor are married with a kid, and they all find it hilarious. (Of course, Taylor teases them by making them feel even older.)

They have two cats and a dog, which Theodore loves. They catch him messing with them all the time. (Taylor has videos of Theo pulling the cats tails and scaring them.) They don't have any rats because Taylor actually hates them, which Daniel is really sad about. (Later in the future they'll get some, it'll just take a lot of convincing.)

Hehe, that's all I have. Tbh I'm glad I started to do something with an AU where they have a kid, because it's so goddamn cute. Maybe I'll draw Theodore as a toddler sometime, but who know💀

[deadbydangit]

As I was about to write something else, I noticed two bunnies hopping along in my backyard and it gave me an idea for something else. Please enjoy!

When the Reader brings home an animal.

Deathslinger, Nightmare, Spirit, Trickster, Ghostface

Deathslinger

He would've been perfectly content just drinking in the bar with just you.

And it had been that way for a long time.

Till you came back one day hiding something in your shirt.

"Okay. I'll bite. What is it?"

He thought you were hiding a gift or something.

He wasn't expecting you to pull out a kitten.

"No."

No matter how much you plead and cry.

No, don't give him those puppy dog eyes.

No, you can't-

Ugh, he can stay the night.

Okay, only till he finds a good home.

Well... He's your cat now.

You walked in on him one day, speaking to someone.

"Alright Fluffy. Now I may be the man around here, but if I'm not around you gotta promise to protect them. Ya' here?"

The cat was on the bar table next to him, lapping up a bowl of water.

Talking to the kitty like they were old friends.

He doesn't really do the baby talk thing.

"I trust you. I know you love them as much as I do. So we have to work together."

Don't tell Caleb you saw that.

He'll totally deny it.

But if his little Fluffy catches a rat, he's going to put that cat on a pedestal.

He's super proud of his cat.

"Look at that Darlin'. We won't be having any pest problems."

Nightmare

No, stop. Stop right there.

You're trying to sneak something in. He can tell.

Empty your pockets....

Both of them!

A frog?

Where did you get a frog?

Whatever, no, you can't keep it.

No, don't look at him like that. The answer is no.

No. Seriously.

Augh! Fine! But he wants nothing to do with the damned thing.

It's your pet. Not his. He won't be taking care of it.

You started noticing books on frog care around the house.

"It's not good to give them water that hasn't been purified."

"You aren't feeding him enough."

"You can't touch them like that."

So much for it being all your pet.

He's basically taking over.

It's like he's taking the frog as his own child.

It's pretty cute to walk in and see Freddy having full conversations with the frog.

"So yeah, trials were pretty good today. That David asshole really got what was coming to him."

Don't remind him of the time when he didn't want the little critter.

Because he will firmly deny it.

Spirit

It's a toss up over who would be the first to bring an animal home.

You don't even have to try and sneak it in.

Is that a puppy?

And Rin is all over the dog.

Kisses, hugs, plans on what you'll need to get, and all the possible names!

She is a huge softy for animals, especially fluffy ones.

"Oh! Let's keep her!"

She's the type to bring any animal home and ask to keep them.

And the baby talk this girl can do.

"Who's my wittle pumpkin? Who's the cutest wittle baby ever? It's you! Mommy woves you. Yes she does."

She won't even care if you're in the room to witness this.

Hell, join her in spoiling the puppy.

And outfits, she has so many outfits for the dog.

You have no idea where they even came from.

You will never see that pup without something on.

Hair bows, bandanas, hats, sometimes even little shirts or dresses.

She will find matching clothes for the three of you.

Don't think this dog won't be the most spoiled thing ever.

Trickster

Are you hiding something from him?

You are!

What's this? You've been hiding a bunny in your closet?!

He doesn't really care that you've been hiding it.

He's upset that it might receive more attention than him.

Ji-Woon is the super jealous type.

So jealous that he'll be glaring at this rabbit whenever you're carrying it.

Whenever you say you're about to go feed your bunny or play with them, Ji-Woon refuses to let you go.

You should pay more attention to him.

You should only pay attention to him.

Isn't he enough?

He'll come around though.

If the bunny makes you that happy, then he'll tolerate it.

Just make sure to give both of them lots of attention.

Ghostface

He actually was the one to bring the animal in.

"Hey babe, check out what I found!"

That's a snake.

That... Is that safe?

"Don't worry. He's super chill, see?"

He will shove that snake in your face.

He seems to have really tamed this animal.

You're going to be the one taking care of the snake.

It's name is Hisses, apparently.

"Yeah, like kisses, but he hisses. So it's Hisses. Get it."

Being terrible at naming things aside.

Danny is really happy.

The way he shows off his darling snake.

"Hey Sally! Look!"

He really enjoys showing people who are or potentially are afraid of snakes.

That power he gets over them.

It's going to get him into a significant amount of trouble.

But he's just so happy, and who are you to take that happiness away from him.

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

when you're ready, pls elaborate on raising a dog with Darry

A/N: First of all, I am so flattered to receive this ask because that means you little peoples out there are actually reading my stuff which really warms my heart! So thank you peoples! I love you all very much, I hope you enjoy this!

For the ideal raising a dog experience with our favorite Darrel Shaynne Curtis, I suggest getting a bigger dog!

Doesn’t have to be one of those big ones that would eat you out of house and home, but I don’t think Darry would be all too pleased if you rolled up with a rat dog and asked him to let it live at his house

I’m talking about those dogs in like the 40-60 pound range?

They’re big enough to play with and big enough to hold their own, but they’re too big to be real lap dogs, no matter how hard they try

Like Darry with a Yorkie looks way off, just like Darry with a Great Dane does

And also? I feel like he’d really vibe with a mutt! The more breeds thrown in, the better!

All of the Curtis boys would really do well with a sort of hound dog in my head, but y’know, that’s not super important to this so we’re gonna move on to keep this headcanon set flowing!

Once you’ve got your dog, the naming is gonna be a whole fiasco

I’m torn between saying Darry will let you name it, just cause he’s a gentleman, but like at the same time, I can see him as the one who’s dead set on finding the perfect name for the puppy yapping at his feet

Sodapop and Ponyboy like to suggest random names, similar to their own, just to make the two of you roll your eyes, but I highly suggest picking one of them because what’s the fun in having a basic name for your dog?

Darry’s the kind of dog dad who would try and set all these rules up when you first get the dog, and then ultimately give up on enforcing them

Dog’s not allowed on the couch under any circumstances, Darry doesn’t want to clean up the dog hair off the cushions

You come home one day to find both of them on the couch watching a football game, Dog’s head resting on Darry’s thigh

Dog is not allowed in the bed either, he’s got his bed, Darry doesn’t want dog hair in the sheets, yada yada

When it’s cold, sometimes you can find Dog curled up on the food of the bed or tucked between the two of you guys <3

Darry feeds the dog in the morning, he’s the first one up (most likely) before he goes to work, so he’ll feed the dog

Random, but just imagine him taking the dog on walks and getting to go with him-

Like, the sun’s setting and dinner’s over, you’ve both got nothing to do but spend the night just hanging out together

He’s holding the leash with one hand, and holding your hand with the other and things are just calm and good and happy

Darry won’t admit it, but he’ll talk to the dog like it’s a baby

I’m talking full on cooing, admonishing, teasing, he treats that dog like he’s really your baby

Indulge yourself and think about Darry in the kitchen, holding a scrap of something while Dog sits at his feet, tail beating against the floor as Darry talks to him and waves the treat around

Cutest thing you’ve ever thought about in your life, huh?

He also teaches the dog how to play fetch so he can throw the football around some more

Darry likes to wing the ball across the lot just to see Dog go running after it, skidding across the grass and gravel as he chases the ball to retrieve it for Darry

Y’know what else? Darry has and still will kick Dallas off the couch so that Dog can have a seat

Dog definitely turns out to be a spoiled little somebody but it’s alright because every dog ends up a little spoiled, no matter what

Yeah! I think this is all the thoughts I have, but thank you so much for asking about this!

[konnorhasapen]

I HAD AN IDEA AND NOW I AM EXERCISING THAT IDEA

ASSIGNING EACH LISTENER AN EXOTIC PET AND ALSO NAMING THAT PET

I think this may have turned into an oc thing💀

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Lasko's listener: I just established the other day that they own an axolotl named Cella (that Freelancer is hellbent on calling "Celery" and Huxley loves her ((the axolotl))sm) and this is canon to me now. They also have a Chinese water dragon named Lotus bc I said so :)

Freelancer: do rats count as an exotic pet?? (Google says they do-) They named her Gribby. This is also canon to me.

Angel: they 100% have a sugar glider named Goblin (and David is terrified of him.) They want a fennec fox and they will get a fennec fox and they will name her Deedee. Short for Speed Demon.

Baabe: snake. They own a snake and they named her Rory and Asher loves her to death.

Sweetheart: chameleon. His name is Karma and he and Aggro are besties to the max.

Darlin': a fucking raccoon. Or a badger. Either one named Cujo.

Lovely: they own a bat named Valentina.

Bright Eyes: also owns a rat, but they didn't him Remi. They couldn't remember the rat's actual name so instead they ended up naming him fuckin Ratatouille💀

Starlight: albino ferret albino ferret albino ferret and she's named Carina :)

Seer Obscura: literally owns a barn owl named Tiresias.

Cutie: they have a couple mice they named Allen and Atlas.

Honey: iguana named Geechee, but he also responds to the name Bee for some odd, unknown reason (*cough* Guy-)

Warden: snake. Burmese python. I feel like they would want to name her, but wouldnt know what to name her, so they'd settle for Mesii (to base it slightly off "burmese")

Mentor/Baby: four ferrets. Four ferrets that are specifically named Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde.

Smartass: they have a bearded dragon named Ivy and she vibes with Aaron.

Sunshine: they have chinchilla siblings named Nimbus and Nebula :3

Anton's listener: they have 2 tree frogs named Mika and Aivo, and a chinchilla named Seria (I like my chinchillas, okay?? I've always wanted one-)

James' listener: hedgehog named Morose and he's the cutest little baby James has ever laid his eyes on.

Asset: they found a mouse in the vents one time and they've kept it ever since. They named her Thias. They like to show Thias to Anton. Anton likes to see Thias(Thias reminds him of Seria). They have also introduced Thias to Brian. Brian also likes Thias. Most of the people working with/on Asset know Thias.

Precious: they aren't allowed to own a pet. Because owning a pet means giving their love and affection and attention to someone other than Regulus.

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Bonus Bits!

Damien: ...Freelancer, I think you have rats.

FL: huh?? Oh, no, that's just Gribby.

Damien: *petting Gribby* who names a pet "Gribby"?

FL: I do. Oh- don't touch her left back leg.

Damien: why? Is she hurt?

FL: I got her checked out first few times it happened, but they said nothin' was wrong.

Damien: then why..?

FL: she just starts screaming.

Damien: what.

☆

David: Angel, I'm—

Goblin, who escaped his habitat: *zooms up the fridge and soars straight towards David, landing on his face and getting comfy on his head*

Angel: Goblin, where'd you go!? Oh! Aww! He loves you!

David: *frozen with fear*

☆

Sam: Darlin'?

Darlin': hm?

Sam: why's there a raccoon/badger on your kitchen counter?

Darlin': that's Cujo.

Sam: ...Cujo was-

Darlin': "mEhMeHmEhMeH cUjO wAs a dOg tHoUgH" let me name my trash panda/rage skunk whatever tf I want.

☆

Vincent: you got a pet bat?

Lovely: yeah! I wanted to name her Vincent as well, but then I thought you might get confused, so I went with Valentina instead! ^-^

Vincent: *teary-eyed* you wanted to name her after me??

Vincent: ...wait- you thought I'd get confused-

☆

Vincent: did you buy a rat?

Bright: I found it in the trash can and he's mine now.

Vincent: o..kay. Does he have a name?

Bright: um, duh. Anyone who owns a rat and doesn't name it Ratatouille is committing an actual crime against humanity.

Vincent: ...hold on.., wasn't the... wasnt the rat's name Remi?

Bright: ...

Vincent: ... I-

Bright: y'know what Vincent?

Vincent: wha-

Bright: shut the fuck up.

☆

Chat: you have a pet!??

Honey: yeah *fetches Geechee from his habitat* His name's Geechee

Chat: YOU HAVE A PET LIZARD!?!?

Honey: iguana*. Anyway, this is Geechee, but I've noticed he also responds to the name "Bee" and I have some speculations as to why that is.

Guy, in chat: I haven't the slightest clue what you could possibly be talking about.

☆

Baby: I found these poor little guys in a box thrown in a trash can.

Ollie: OHMYGOD CAN WE KEEP THEM? HAVE YOU NAMED THEM SO WE CAN KEEP THEM??

Baby: yes, we're keeping them and no, I haven't named them yet.

Ollie: ..suggestion?

Baby: I suppose.

Ollie, immediately: Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde!

Baby: *sigh* goddamnit, those are gold.

Ollie: Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde?

Baby: *nods* Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde.

Ollie: YES!

☆

Asset: hi Marcus!

Marcus: jEsus chRIst- you scared me half to-...

Marcus: what do you have?

Asset: I found someone!

Marcus: you... found someone..?

Asset: *opens their hands to show a petite lil mousey* I've decided to name her.

Marcus: oh- y-yeah? And.. what did you...name her..?

Asset: Thias!

—

Asset: good evening, Anton.

Anton: good evening

Asset: Thias says hello, too!

Anton, with a tired but genuine smile: hello and good evening to you as well, Thias.

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This was fun. I had much fun. This was so much fun :3

[seokjinsonlyone]

OKAY SO in the dream and keep in mind like parts of it have faded a lil bit and the whole premise doesn’t make sense in the first place so bare with me (i put it under a cut bc it's long and moderately incoherent)

OKAY so it started off like me in my house and like i kept seeing something some creatures had no idea what it was i thought it might be rats or something like in my peripherals running around and so me and my mom we was spending time tryna figure out what it was and where it was coming from and we couldn’t by ourselves so i went to my next door neighbor to try to get some answers and guess who my neighbor was… JIMIN!!!! and im like JIMIN⁉️ like what is going on how is he my neighbor but anyway as i pull up jimin summons the creatures and it's actually 3 baby kittens and when i tell you they are the cutest things i've ever seen in my life but i'm like are these yours? and he's like yeah i thought you might want them and i'm like ????? bro those are cute but i can't have kittens half my family is allergic and he's like okay but smirking in that way he did in the magic shop vcr then i go back home and the kittens are there and i'm like ⁉️ bc even WORSE they done scratched through the walls and my dad was like he gon have to pay for this and i'm like YEAH HE IS and then i turn around and jimin's already there and i'm like jimin! look at this! i told you i ain't want these cats and now they scratched through my wall you're gonna have to pay for this and he does that little knowing smirk again and agrees to pay for it and then follows it up by saying let's go to dinner on tuesday and of course i'm like okay and then i ask for his number so he can tell me where to meet up and then .3 seconds later i remember that he's a celebrity so he probably doesn't want me to have his number and then i switch up and i'm like can i give you my number bc ya know how else are we supposed to arrange this but he was like nah it's fine let's just have dinner on tuesday and i'm like how the heck am i supposed to know where to go but then in like true dream form i just appeared there and i can't really remember what happened at dinner but after that i know i was half in love with him then the next day or maybe a couple days after i'm chilling in my room and then two dogs just run in and start yapping at the end of my bed and i'm like ???? and then i run to jimin's house and i'm like dude! if i didn't want no cats i certainly don't want any dogs stop trying to give my family pets!!!! and something happened after that i think but the next thing i remember we were in his front yard and there was some drama happening idk what but i hugged him bc that's jimin of bts i love him and that's also jimin i went on an unofificial dinner date with i'm in love with him and at first he didn't reciprocate so i pulled back but then he pulled me back into him and even after he just held me and i swear i could actually feel his hand on my neck and my lower back like it was so warm and after that we were bf gf <3 and i was soooo happy and at some point after that he was going to meet my parents but he looked like yuri briar from spy x family except with blue hair he was so hot but my dad said he didn't like the hair so he transformed it into his butter hairstyle except without the cotton candy streaks like just the blonde and he was wearing that same grey suit like he just decided to slay in that dream sequence anyway as i'm typing i realize this is all unnecessary information bc what made me all happy and giggling blushing kicking my feet all day was just the fact of how warm and safe jimin made me feel after we got together like that was my man and he stuck beside me and i stuck beside him like we ended up married and it's so crazy how it felt like i could really feel him holding my hand and stuff like i need dreams like that daily frfr

I GOTTA TELL Y’ALL ABOUT MY DREAM bc i’ve honestly been on a high ever since i woke up

[thewriterg]

♡︎𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫♡︎

pairing(s): Tim Shepard x gn!reader, Sodapop Curtis x gn!reader, Dallas Winston x gn!reader

summary: Coming back from your outing never did your boyfriend expect you to come home with a gift that needed receiving than giving

word count: head canons so no need

request(s): Is this the right spot? I never ask for anything so idk. I haven’t seen much of Tim Shepard so I want to ask for a gn reader that brings back a puppy or kitty for the holidays if not for Tim, maybe dally, or sodapop please —anon

warning(s): fluff, kisses, mentions of violence, pet names, grumpy Tim and Dally per usual, and language

A/n:—GIFs @moirailegiance,@tessgifs,& @angelic-stimz— First holiday/winter request! I haven’t done head cannons in such a long time so let’s get to it

♡︎Tim Shepard

You were literally Just going to the store so you could grab some more sugar for you Christmas cookies-

So how the hell you ended up with a puppy is beyond you

“Where the hell have you been!? I was about to send a search party after ya!” Coming from a worried Tim who was having heart palpitations he’d honestly thought the Soc’s had got their grimy hands on you and that made him beyond uneasy

“Okay so when I tell you, promise you won’t freak out” Your now bouncing on the balls of your feat and Tim couldn’t tell if it was from nervousness or excitement you couldn’t tell either

“Okay.. tell me what?” All while looking exactly like this. 🤨

“Never mind”

“Just Tell me!”

“I just said never mind!”

You guys went on like that for a while until you just finally snapped

“I got a puppy! It was the last one In it’s bunch and it was alone!” Cue you taking a little puppy no more than 4 weeks out of your inside coat pocket

“Oh lord Y/n, and it’s one of those little rat dogs!”

“It’s gonna get bigger Tim!”

I strongly believe that Tim is like one of those dads who swear up and down that it’s your dog, your responsibility, and he’s not going to do anything for it.

Scolds you for like an hour about how much time goes into puppies while your just nodding like a child who got caught with their hand stuck into the cookie jar

But then does everything and more under the sun for the little fella

Tim fucking knits!

And he knits them little sweaters and booties because ‘their too little and it’s too cold’

He’s definitely one of those dads who like have a beer in one hand your little puppy sleeping on his chest and is like two seconds away from falling asleep in the reclining chair

Very protective

God Bless one of his guys accidentally step on HIS SON!?

I don’t think they would be very recognizable afterwards…

Refuses to let the little pup walk on their own afterwards for a while…

REFUSES to put HIS SON in a cage/dog house/ restriction of any the sorts

You think his child is going to sleep anywhere other than a doggy bed that’s 100x their actual size?

“If their not drowning in it it’s not good enough”🤷🏽‍♀️ —Tim Shepard for president

Once caught Ted —one of his guys— trying to give his son a bone

He. Let. Him. Have. It.

Because the audacity, his child is held to respect as he is. So to think you were going to give him your scraps it’s disrespectful to him. Puppy get his own chicken torn off the bone 🙄

Does not let them cry or whine for more than five seconds.

Immediately picks them up.

Secret does ‘the baby voice’ he thinks no one know about

Christmas morning he’s sitting on the floor beside you with your son between his legs guiding his little hands to open his presents

It’s the cutest thing.

They play for hours too.

Moral of the story Tim is a proud dog dad🫡

♡︎ Dally Winston

“No.”

The first thing that comes out of Dally’s mouth as soon as he sees you step into your shared home with a cat cradled in your arms

Takes a lot of convincing for you to keep it

Dally Still doesn’t like it though and keeps his respectful distance

Or tries to and fails

Cue to your cat following him around everywhere

It annoys the hell out of him.

Until one particular day

You both visited Dally at work aka Bucks places and Dal was practically rolling his eyes at the little feline attached to your hip

It was in the afternoon and the bar was empty

“Dal watch them so I can go to restroom please” Dally just nods his head so you can stop bothering him about really keeping his eyes on the thing

Buck has a fish tank.

And Dally only looked away for a minute and there goes your kid swatting at the fish as Buck is running around like chicken with its head cut off

*proud dad look while nodding his head

So your kid is into mischief?

Dally claims them now.

Doesn’t move from behind the counter as he watches them jump onto tables pushing glasses off the surface onto the floor

And then as soon as you get back he jumps back onto the floor and snuggle around your feet

He really likes this kid now.

Probably because it’s quite literally him in the form of a cat but yk thats just a guess🤷🏽‍♀️

They are the biggest trouble together

But they know they’re both adorable so they can’t get into too much trouble

Dally swears up and down he doesn’t know what your talking about when you ask him about the missing tuna cans

I mean his child has to eat something Y/n 🙄

Sometimes their so bad together it gets to a point where you put both of them in a timeout in separate corners. Both. Of. Them.

*cat meowing

“Yea man I know.”

Moral of the story Dallas ends up falling hardest 🤭

♡︎ Sodapop Curtis

Being honest

Soda was the one who actually brought your puppy home-

“She’s so cute can we keep her Y/n pleaseeeeee!”

“Soda honey, a puppy is a lot of responsibility”

“I’ll feed her, and walk her, and everything! You won’t have to lift a finger I swear!”

You lift lots of fingers.

But they both go great together! They have so much energy they will be outside all day if you let them

All. Damn. Day.

Once you called them both in for dinner just to see them standing on the porch both covered in mud. Head to toe. Snout to paw.

You had to wash them off with the hose.

Soda takes her everywhere.

To the store, on walks, even to work!

They’re the best duo on the block 🙄

She has like four beds all around the house and still sleeps in the middle of the bed between you guys

Everything soda eats they eat too

“Soda no!”

Cue sodas hand pausing in mid air as he tries to give the pup chocolate

Catch and Tug of war is the only game they play

Religiously.

Moral of the story they’re your favorite people!

[foreverinadais]

Jake is a big baddie, right?

I just thought about him having a cute little doggo like a chihuaha ( he talking to them in Spanish??)

Bonus thought Ofc, he is your personal driver but imagine him driving his beloved doggo for a grooming appointment 🤭

wait I love this (also side note this is the first message I've received on Tumblr so thank you this is very exciting)

when Jake proposed you got a dog, you envisioned something big and scary

so when he brought home the tiniest, cutest chihuahua you’d ever seen... shock was an understatement

what the fuck is that- Marc was less than impressed at Jake’s choice in dog

some kind of... rat, innit? It’s quite sweet. What does Y/N/N think? That’s what matters, ‘course. - Steven, ever the middle ground

and you loved the small doggo

…but not as much as Jake

“Shall we go on a walk, Tierno? Hmm? Un perrito tan Bueno.”

He would constantly mutter praise to the tiny dog, mainly in Spanish as if to avoid your inevitable jokes

doesn’t mean you don’t tease him still

“Jake, baby, be honest. It’s the apocalypse. You can only take 1 living thing. Is it me or the dog?”

and he looks generally torn cause you, well, your the love of his life but...

the dog is just so adorable

“Can’t answer that one. Sorry, Cariño.”

and God forbid anyone made a comment about the dog- then his soft side would definatly disappear

“One more word, estúpido, and it will be your last.”

before rushing to pick up the chihuahua and rushing it home, whispering small terms of endearment as he went 

it’s almost funny to see scary Jake Lockley completely let his guard down for a small dog

but the real show of softness from Jake was when he was meant to pick you up from work

and after 10 minutes, he still wasn’t there

so you call him

“Hi, where are you?”

“Just on my way. something came up.”

“Huh?”

“We have to make a detour.”

it was at this moment that Jake pulled up, and due to the blacked out windows, you couldn’t see inside

so when you opened the passenger side door and see the dog in your seat

“I see.”

“Got a last minute appointment for a groom. Isn’t that right, tiny one?” 

and you can’t help but burst into a fit of laughter, watching him move the dog over for you to sit down

“Shh, don’t listen to them, bebé, don’t mean it. Hmm?” He says giving you a stern look

and you just giggle at his tone, leaning forward to kiss his cheek

“Let’s just go. All of us.”

and Jake let’s the dog wander to you

looking at the only 2 things he would let his guard down for

and smiles, thinking how lucky he is to have found everything he will ever need.

[suntoru]

𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒’𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚙𝚝. 𝟷

⤷ feat. various bnha men.

synopsis: spending halloween with them and couples costumes &lt;3

back to flufftober masterlist | part 2.

warnings: fluff, a sprinkle of curses, established relationships, some are costumes are based on female characters, some are based on official art

izuku midoriya.

⤷ your couples costume… ghosts!

you and izuku dress up as two cute ghosts! instead of any simple old sheets thrown over your heads, inko hand-sews them for you. you’re equally as shocked at the amount of effort she put in them, and very thankful. they come with cute little matching patches that you absolutely love! hand in hand, you stun everyone with your adorable costumes. izuku is turning a bit red, but that’s okay, as long as it makes you happy, he’d wear a trash bag for all he cares.

⤷ your halloween event… pumpkin patch!

you both decide to go to a pumpkin patch with eri! giggling and smiling, you all choose a pumpkin to carve. as of right now, you’re sipping your pumpkin spice latte, while izuku is busy getting eri a candy apple. you glance lovingly at him zipping up her jacket, telling her she might get sick later if she doesn’t. later, you’re making jack-o-lanterns, and you snort at the intricate all might pumpkin that he oh so carefully carved. but even if he’s doing the most ridiculous things, you can’t help but feel your heart melt.

bakugou katsuki.

⤷ your couples costume… a wolf and red riding hood!

will it take an assload of convincing? yes. but is it worth it? also yes. katsuki is busy snarling at his own fuzzy ears, while you snap some cute photos of you two. the large green jacket with a fluffy hood compliments the outfit, as well as the collar and tail. it really fits his personality well, though. he acts like your big, bad, wolf, but in reality, he’s your personal guard dog. he’s pretending like he hates it, but if that means he gets to see you as little red riding hood, he supposes the ears could stay on.

⤷ your halloween event… corn maze!

he thinks it’s stupid. getting trapped inside a fucking corn wall? he may as well just be stuck in a giant rat trap or some shit. but you tug his sleeve and you bring out the puppy dog eyes, and he can’t resist. he caves, and he lets you drag him inside. you walk around for a bit before his instincts pick up a person following them, and when something touches his shoulder, he doesn’t hesitate to blow its face off. but oops, it’s not a villain, just a poor person in a plastic mask who now has third degree burns all over their face. katsuki gets super embarrassed and just walks off.

shoto todoroki.

⤷ your couples costume… vampires!

shoto todoroki is unconventionally pretty. you might have made a mistake for this one, because now everybody, including yourself, can’t take your eyes off of him. even normally, he’s more than a ten, but you find yourself in quite the predicament. you are glued to him the entire day, you’re getting jealous looks from all the students at ua. but todoroki isn’t doing any better. if you pay very close attention, you can notice a very subtle pink creeping up on his face.

⤷ your halloween event… trick or treating!

since shoto has probably never done this as a kid, you decide you want to give him something he’s been missing out on all this time. that’s trick or treating! you walk around his neighbourhood intertwining fingers, collecting pillowcases of candy. you don’t know if it’s because he’s the son of the no. 1 pro hero, but you’re getting handfuls of sweets where normal teenagers would have been cursed out. you giggle as you watch shoto say “trick or treat” in the most stoic way possible. oh well, you can’t argue with free stuff, right?

eijiro kirishima.

⤷ your couples costume… pirates!

this matching costume is the cutest thing ever. eijiro’s cute toothy grin completely matches his pirate persona! with the puffed up sleeves and swashbuckling swords, the outfit definitely slays. but, the hat barely fits because of his spiky hair, inciting small snickers from you. he lets you take photos of you two, but later, he picks you up as you giggle uncontrollably from the selfies. they were mostly just goofy pictures of him being caught off guard, and some insta-worthy couple goal pics too.

⤷ your halloween event… ghost stories!

this halloween, you choose to tell scary ghost stories with eijiro and a couple of your friends. you all take turns telling the spooky tales, everyone bundled up and comfy, but just as scared. it’s adorable, really, the way he’s holding you so close and smothering you with blankets. the room is pitch black, and the only light source is from the flashlight. multiple people attempt to scare you, but it’s hard to feel scared when you’ve got kirishima next to you. you know he’ll protect you if he needs to, and everyone ends up failing, trying to spook you.

[btnclmrttn]

Could I please request HCs for Saitama, Genos, Sonic, and Garou, for either a friend or s/o either is fine) that’s a werewolf? They got bit at a young age and turn into one every full moon. As a werewolf, they’re not actively aggressive unless they’re being attacked. Really, they’re a big softy who wants to pig out on meat, drop a dead deer at your feet. A big softy that’s also tough as hell given they spent a good portion of their life being hunted as a werewolf. (P.S You’re doing great 👍🏽)

thank v much I hope I got this accurate to werewolf lore

Werewolf Reader

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Saitama

Werewolf is just fancy language for big dog to him

It caught him off guard at first, understandably, likely underestimating how much of a change it was, but he got used to it

He's mad about all the fur you have on the low. It's crossed his mind asking you to also bite him if it meant he had some hair, but he wont go through with it

Your company is appreciated during winter full moons. He would like to lay on you, and save on his electric bill. Bald people always be cold

If you drop a dead anything for him he's gonna be happy about the free food you just provided

Hunters aren't a problem at all as he's on it, and any aggression you may show towards potential threats don't bother him. He'll be trying to count how many teeth you have, though, if bared.

He keeps making twilight jokes and you can't stop him. If he could get his hands on a Team Jacob shirt it would be the best inside joke he's ever had

Genos

Unaffected entirely he givesn't a shit

He's gonna make sure you get more than enough to eat by assisting in tracking down potential meals. He'll let you do the hunting part, partially because it's good for you and also to observe your behaviors

Becomes like an expert overnight, plenty of Genos-splaining things you should watch out with eating and good exercises and all that for your big dog brain

He insists petting you is absolutely beneficial to your well being as a werewolf and gives the best tummy rubs

Rly he just thinks you're just the cutest damn thing he's ever seen and he can't explain it so he won't say anything

Anything you drop before him is greatly appreciated and he will use every inch of it in some way

He's damn upset there's no dog toys with your size even though you've explained it's not necessary many times

Sonic

It was a bit of a what the fuck moment but he got over it quickly

He likes to see how much your strength/speed changes while in this form, so he plays lots of games with you but calls it training

Always brushing your fur. Keeps breaking brushes on your fur.

He loves you, really he does, but please don't give him anything dead it's gonna make him have jitters. Because it's just a whole ass deer at his feet. A rat wouldn't bother him as much.

Yes he'll say thank you but he'll be looking green

You'll never notice if you were even being stared at. He's the best at getting rid of hunters, and you wouldn't know it unless he said something

He sometimes can get access to quality meat. Likes to spoil you a little so you don't have to go out looking for some.

If someone owes him money for a job he did he's borrowing you to scare it out of them. Whether he gets it or not he doesn't care if you end up eating them.

Garou

He thinks it's the sickest shit ever he has a werewolf companion and would be so fucking hype

Makes it a competition who can hunt the most meat. He's pigging out with you

If you're large enough he wants a ride. It would make him so happy. Top speed through the woods in the middle of the night

He just kind of forgets you're also human at the time, and will just be petting you and talking to you like you're a whole dog fr

Play fighting is very fun with Garou

Anyone that dares to even look at you wrong is dead immediately. You being vulnerable to hunters an all makes him see a bit of himself and it makes him incredibly defensive towards you

You can eat them if you want it makes hiding evidence easier

You're the best bed a guy could ask for. He loves sleeping with you especially during full moon nights

[chocolatechimsugakookie2]

Things I think Aaron Z would do and say (overall just headcanons)🙃

Since he plays basketball he like to mess with the other members when they walk past him. This man will act like he is crossing them up when one of them passes by then he will keep walking like he didn’t do anything.

Whenever he or Jesse see something that reminds them of another member they will buy it for them but Z will drop whatever it is in front of them and walk right away.

Has a sneaker collection along with Tae

Has a big crush on Beyoncé from Destiny’s Child

When he shows the members the choreography to their songs he gets shy and quiet when they compliment him even though he was a total different person while dancing🤭

He has to flex when gets out the shower 💪🏾 (it’s like his confidence booster)

Has the habit of twisting and playing with his locs

Wont hesitate to say he wants to go to iHOP even if it’s dinner time

If he is the one driving, he will turn the music up on you if you’re talking nonsense

Definitely understands body language so well because as a quiet person, he himself uses body language

Can draw really nice

Named his two sport cars Roscoe and Nimble

He and T own dirt bikes… that’s it… that all I have to say😏

Is the cutest, talkative, playful thing when he is around his baby sister! He loves that little girl so much (the members always tease him on how soft he is around her) will pick her up and spin her around, attack her with kisses, and buys her everything.

Loves Jesse’s kids so much

He will literally adjust the height of their basketball goal and lift Jesse’s son up just so he can dunk😊

Takes his baby sister and Jesse’s daughter to the rainforest cafe

The biggest fan of his fans♥️ (definitely gave his basketball to Tyler after the pandapocalypse)

He is such a great listener!! Especially with Tae and Jesse. For Tae, with being the youngest he sometimes is overlooked and when they’re all talking and Tae tries to put his input Z goes “Go ahead Tae-Tae I’m listening”. For Jesse, he is sometimes seen as “too serious” even though he is not trying to be but Z always hears him out.

Might look mean, and might mess with the other members, and have good comebacks but he actually is the biggest sweetheart and it could be late at night with the members or even just one member up with Z and he will shortly say how he cares/loves his brothers.

It’s 2am and Ro and Z are on the back porch leaning on the rail.

*comfortable silence*

Z: Y-you know I’m always here for you Ro… if you ever need anything ya know?

Ro: *lost for words but gains composure* yeah bro! I’m here for you too Z man

Z: *nods* mhmm and you know I love you bro, your my best friend ya know?

Ro: I love you too bro, but where is all this coming from huh? You ight?

Z: yeah just thought you should know I guess… I feel like I never let you guys know that I care or whatever

Ro: *nods in agreement* thats understandable, but I know bro, we all know

Z: mhm

Ro:…

Ro: I’m still better than you though

Z: nigga what?🤨

Whenever he sees a cute dog he has the biggest mental battle in his head on petting the dog or not. On the outside tho he is unfazed. (His hand will be slightly twitching tho)

The main trusted one to run errands CORRECTLY

During work meetings or just 4Town member meetings he only intervenes if he has a good idea or just something really important say. If he is quiet for a while the member ask him if he has anything to say. When he does say something “well here is what I think”, everyone goes quiet and listens to what he has to say.

Is a gym rat at times

Has no problem dunking on the other members when playing basketball together…. Especially Baire

I said this before but he loveeees taking late night drives to clear his head or even just for fun. HOWEVER the other members scold him for it now because one time he ended up Nevada from Cali

Z:*calls Tae at 6:27am*

Tae: Z? HELLO?! Z? Where the hell are you?

Z: chill just chill okay? listen… I took a drive around 4am

Tae: yeah obviously where are you hyung?

Z: is umm is anyone around?

Tae: looks forward staring at the rest of the members who are shaking their heads no*

Tae: umm no not at all

Z:okay well I- um- I’m kind of sorta in Nevada?

Tae: YOU’RE IN LAS VEGAS?!?

*with wide eyes Jesse runs and snatched the phone*

Z: SHHH Tae! Not to loud bro

Jesse:… this isn’t Tae Aaron Zao

Z: Shit…

The type to eat someone’s leftovers and don’t say shit, but gets upset when someone eats his😀

Not too big on pranking the members but will stand behind them without them noticing until they realize he is there😅(works on Tae all the time) Also if a member is reaching for something, he will quickly tickle/poke their rib or armpit and smirk when they jump back with a chuckle. However this doesn’t always work in his favor because as I said before being really ticklish is his weakness so the members will turn on him in a hot second! (Robaire and Jesse are absolute menaces when it come to tickling the members! They will not stop until someone is crying and suffering from laughing) T literally hid in a cabinet because he was afraid of Jesse when he was chasing him

Only started rapping in some songs because Robaire thought it would be cool if he and Z spit versus on certain songs together

Will roll his eyes at you just for fun…. even if you didn’t do anything

Will have battles with Robaire to see who can dance like Michael Jackson the best, but then T comes and shows off because he loves Michael Jackson

When he was a little younger after basketball practice he would go to the spots that had street dancers and steal the show

If an interviewer over steps their boundaries he will give them the scariest glare and put them in their place respectfully like a boss with slick comments and people always are shocked because he usually doesn’t say much during interviews especially because their repetitive, but someone gets out of line especially about his brothers and anything personal ohhhhh he will talk👀

Literally only goes to parties for food..

Random person: Thank you so much for coming!

Z: right yeah I’m only here because Jesse and T said there’d be food so…

Random person: oh, well we hav-

Z: *walks directly towards the food table*

There is a lot more to come but for now ENJOY 😊

[tsukuyomii45]

Okay heres team minato and some people from their generation-

Kakashi, literally nobody would know he was in the room until either Guy or Obito started yelling at him. He had fangs (like dog canines). Absolute dog lover. Sakumo is one of the schools guidance counselors, participates in some clubs (Drama club, band and mathletes)

Nerd..

Anyways

(Headcanon )

Kakashi forgot his lunch so sakumo interrupted the class he was in to give it to him (an embarrass him) obito was laughing like a little rat

Obito, an absolute edgelord but is nicer unlike MADARA. Tried to have longer hair (his cave hair) but then cut it cause Anko was yelling at him everyday on how much he needed a haircut. (Minato agreed with Anko). Obito joined the drama club because rin was there just for him to find a good majority of his grade and be embarrassed. Learned Guitar just to fuck with Madara. An artist

Found cd’s of madara’s band, decided to take them home with him to humiliate him infront of his brothers (his band was a secret)

Rin, Theater Geek. In senior year she got casted the role of Rose and Obito was Jack. When obito snuck out to her house she jokingly told him to draw her like one of his french girls. (He actually did) violin Jesus, listens to Morfonica (good band). Spends lunch in the library with obito (who is skipping class)

Minato. Went to the high school when he was a teenager. Got picked on by madara which is why he agreed with anko on obito needing a hair cut. Hes a math teacher. Kakashi constantly corrects him to where he lets kakashi be an assistant to deal with dumb questions (mainly from obito and guy)

Anko, an absolute asshole that everyone loves. Says shes an art god but in the classes shes mostly struggling with everything. Our favorite Bisexual, flirts with Kakashi mainly infront of his dad. Made fun of obitos hair because she thought he looked like the lead singer of a future metal band that failed badly. Thinks shes chill enough with Minato to call him by his first name

Guy, the person who takes gym way to serious. Accidentally slammed a ball into peoples heads a few times (one of them was rin) obito threatened to beat him up. Goes to the schools weight room in his spare time to challenge Kakashi. The person who jumps in the hallways to hit doors

I'm actually laughing my ass off these are hilarious and so awesome XDDD Gai slamming balls into people's head is just so in-character

I would also say that Obito has really good acting skills (a tie-in to the way he acted out different personalities in Shippuden) and he and Rin really make a good team.

Yes, Anko would totally make fun of his hair and he deserves it although Madara would think he looks really good but since Anko threw the whole "Rin would like you better if you cut it" at his face, Obito turned it back to his original short, spikey hair XDD

Also Rin being a violin jesus is just absolutely perfect YES LMAOO what a talented cinammon roll

Also how about him and Rin playing music together?? Cutest thing really

Ahhh gosh this whole post really hits the teenage vibe

[bitsandbobsofwriting]

What do you think everyone’s favourite animal is?

(Headcanon Masterlist) (Full Masterlist)

Hmm I've never really thought about it before, but let's have a go. Bear in mind none of this is based on facts or evidence, just my dumb brain😅

Merlin likes birds, and maybe that's ironic, but I feel like he's one of those people that birds just... land on; they're not scared of him at all. Robins, pigeons, crows, bigger things like ravens and hawks, they all just love him. And he loves them, maybe because he envies them a little bit? Everyone wants to know what it's like to fly, and birds just... do it, it's all they do. Once everything has settled and he goes out on dragon rides, with other people or not, he always makes Kilgharrah/Aithusa just glide around among the flocks of birds and it's his de-stress activity.

Arthur is a horse girl. No I will not elaborate.

I'm just kidding, of course I'll elaborate. He has a huge amount of respect for the horses he rides, he knows how hard they work, how brave they are, how hard it is to train them. He finds looking after them soothing, and he knows that if you respect a horse and treat it well, it will serve you well in return.

Gwaine came across river otters in his travels, and he never stops talking about how they're the coolest and cutest things he's ever seen (kinda like Merlin). Gwen sewed him an otter soft-toy she copied out of a book one year for his birthday and he almost cried. He just thinks they're neat.

I'm inclined to say that Percival is also a horse girl buuuuut. Man likes rats. He's a rat man. Or just rodents in general I guess, anytime the kitchens have a problem with mice they call Sir Percival in and he catches them and cleans them up and feeds them for a few days before taking them out into the meadows beyond the city walls to release them. It's always an emotional affair.

Leon is a dog person through and through!! Like birds are heavily pulled to Merlin, dogs are all over Leon. Maybe it's the shaggy hair, maybe it's the fact that he's basically a golden retriever in human form, but any and all dogs the gang come across IMMEDIATELY pull their owners over to play with Leon and the guy LOVES it. He looks after the hunting dogs even though he doesn’t have to, and the gang scrape together to get him a puppy one Christmas (they call it something stupid like Camelot, or Honour. Gwaine tries to call it Arthur the First (and better) but Lancelot said no) and he sobs.

Elyan likes snaaaaaakes. When travelling, he never stayed in one place too long except over winter, when he'd set up a temporary little forge in whatever village/town he found himself in. Or he'd help out at the local one in exchange for a bed. Either way he'd be holed up in a VERY warm building and they always had to be so careful because every pipe, every crate, every vent, every nook and cranny, would have sleepy little snakes in it if they weren't careful. He thinks they're really cool and clever and it also helps with intimidating arsehole clients if he has a snake coiled around his neck or wriggling in his hands.

Lancelot. Hmm. Yet another horse girl me thinks. But also cats. But the like... half feral outside cats that will occasionally wander into your home to sniff things and sit on things and generally be in the way, and then leave again. He's weirded out by them because they always seem like they know more than an animal should, but he thinks they're cool and regal looking. He nods respectfully at every cat he passes when with the others, but if unsupervised he will spend hours making smoochy smoochy noises to try and make friends with the local cats, all of whom completely ignore him.

Gaius also likes cats, but it's more of a respect thing? Cats know what they're about and they chase away rodents, that's all Gaius needs.

Gwen!!! Likes rabbits!!! Elyan's snakes always make her jump (she's not... scared of them, per se, but she's not overly fond) and Leon's dogs are just too... hyperactive, she can't be running around with a dog with the amount of fucking layers she has to wear as a woman. But bunnies are cute and fluffy and whenever Merlin finds one he always brings it to her for a quick snuggle before he takes it out into the fields again (how he keeps finding them in the city, Gwen has no clue).

Druids spend a lot of time in the woods, so I feel like Mordred has an adorable fascination with foxes or something. Urban foxes, the ones that sneak into the city at night to snatch babies and dig through rubbish, are horrible, but the timid country ones are amazing. So smart, and quiet, but they can get aggressive if you threaten their home. He just thinks they're really cool and he was bitterly disappointed to find that the ones that roam Camelot's cobbled streets after dark are... not friendly, they're just arseholes.

Homegirl Morgana like cats also, but house cats. You know, the really friendly, cuddly, affectionate ones. Cats kind of ignore Lancelot, despite his love, but they flock to Morgana no matter their original temperament. They're warm, and soft, but they have sharp claws, and Morgana appreciates that, especially when the cat Arthur snuck in to the castle for her when they were children would curl up on her pillow and purr when she had nightmares.

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Behold!! My thoughts on something super random because you asked for it!!

Keep ‘em coming!!

(and if you send me romance/relationship based ones, give me a ship as well please, I don’t write reader inserts or anything close)

[robininthelabyrinth]

Nie Huaisang is the cutest thing monsters have ever seen, they can be yao dragons or giant turtles one look at nhs and they want to feed hug or kidnapt him nmj trainning involved recovering his baby brother from every monsters nest around qinge

ao3

“I’m sorry,” Nie Mingjue said, his teeth gritted together and his arms shaking from the strain of holding Baxia up. “He’s mine.”

The massive tiger glared down at him over Baxia’s blade, currently stuck in its teeth, and growled something.

“I know,” Nie Mingjue said. His legs were shaking now, too. “I know, trust me, I know! I’m human, he’s – young, yes, yes, I know. But he’s my little brother! I’m not giving him up!”

The tiger spat out the blade, knocking Nie Mingjue backwards on his ass.

“And when you change your mind?” the tiger demanded. “Will you abandon him then?”

“No!” Nie Mingjue exclaimed. “Never! He’s my brother!”

“Mark your words,” the tiger said ominously. “Or else.”

It turned and stalked off, its tail waving arrogantly in the air, until its towering white form disappeared into the distance.

Nie Mingjue sighed in relief. “Huaisang?” he called, and a small head popped out of the nest the tiger had started building, blinking owlishly at him. “Come on, come to da-ge. It’s time to go home.”

“But Master Tiger said we were going to play…”

“Yes, well, he wanted to play for too long,” Nie Mingjue said. “Only a few centuries, give or take. Let’s go.”

-

It started back when Nie Huaisang was born.

No, more accurately, it started when Nie Mingjue’s father fell in love with someone he probably oughtn’t have, which according to the sect was not a terribly uncommon problem for him to have, and decided to bring home a bride.

Nie Mingjue could still remember the first time he’d seen the Second Madame Nie. They’d all been lined up to greet her, all the sect and close members of the clan in rows according to rank, Nie Mingjue fidgeting in the inside of the house proper in his first tangle with formal clothing outside of the discussion conferences. She had come sweeping in with her head held as high as a princess, seductive and bewitching.

Every movement had been perfect, the eyes of all the men fogging over in lust and the women in admiration – or visa versa, depending on their personal preferences – and a wicked smile had lit up her face when she had stepped across the threshold, officially becoming the sect leader’s wife, and maybe everything would have gone along with whatever plan she’d had back then if she hadn’t next seen him.

“Oh, look at you,” she exclaimed, rushing over to pinch Nie Mingjue’s cheeks between her hands. “What a delectable little morsel you are!”

“Uh,” Nie Mingjue said, staring up at her with big round somewhat-worried eyes.

“You charming little dumpling,” she said. “You adorable mouthful of meat! Spoonful of egg yolk!”

Nie Mingjue cast his eyes around to see if anyone would be willing to help him.

“My eldest son,” Nie Mingjue’s father said, not without pride – albeit perhaps a puzzled sort of pride. “He’s probably just about old enough to come to the forecourt, if you don’t want him to live with you –”

“Oh no,” she said. “He’s definitely living with me.”

And so she stayed, and Nie Mingjue stayed with her, and she doted on him in a way he found pleasant if mildly disconcerting. Within a year, she was pregnant, and irritated with it; six months after that, she was round and complaining, even though Nie Mingjue solemnly assured her that she was as beautiful as ever.

“This is your fault, you know,” she told him, and he blinked at her. “It is! Don’t get me wrong, your father’s a charming bull when he wants to be, and of course he fucks like a champion stud, but I stayed here for you, my little cabbage roll, my charming chunk of liver.”

She patted her belly.

“That means this here is all because of you. So you’d better take responsibility!”

Nie Mingjue considered the issue for a little. The argument seemed plausible, so he raised his hands and put them on her rounded stomach. “I will take care and watch over him for all my life,” he vowed, and the baby inside kicked his hand in response, sealing the pact.

“Oh you are so cute,” she said, pressing her hands to her cheeks. “My darling pork bun! My little fish cake! I could eat you right up, if only you were just a little bit older!”

When Nie Huaisang was born, she disappeared in a welter of blood, but Nie Mingjue’s oath remained.

The trouble started after that.

-

“You can’t raise a cub like that properly,” the winged lion argued, bating its wings as if that would help it make its point better.

Nie Mingjue glared at him. “Watch me!”

“It’s for your own good, little human. He needs his own kind –”

“I’m not listening to a treasure-seeker!”

The lion scowled at him. “I’ll have you know that most humans think I’m good luck!”

“You’re not trying to steal most humans’ little brothers, are you?!”

The winged lion sighed, a deep sound, so very noble and long-suffering that Nie Mingjue couldn’t resist the urge to lift his foot and kick the lion right in the paw.

“Brat!”

“Don’t care!” he shouted. “You leave my brother alone! He’s my responsibility, not yours! Piss off!”

“You can’t even feed him properly -”

“I’ll figure it out!” Nie Mingjue bared his teeth and wished he was old enough for a saber.

“You little…fine. Fine! I’ll bring you a book on how to feed a huli jing kit, and you keep to it, you hear me?”

“I will,” Nie Mingjue said. “But don’t you even think of taking him away!”

“On your own head be it,” the winged lion grumbled. “Not everyone’s as understanding as me.”

-

“Why are you wet?” Nie Mingjue’s father asked him.

“Water monkeys,” Nie Mingjue said shortly. “There was a nest.”

“Water monkeys? Don’t they normally stay away from people…? Or, I suppose, were these ones feral?”

“Thieves.”

“Ah. Well, nothing to be done about it, I suppose…bad luck for you to run into them here, of all places. But good experience! How many people your age can say that they fought water monkeys?”

“Can we go home?” Nie Mingjue asked, a little plaintively, and rubbed his nose. “How much can you really have to say to the Jiang sect, anyway?”

His father chuckled. “More than either of us would like, unfortunately. But if you’ve had enough of water, which no one can blame you for, maybe you and Huaisang can go shopping in the pier instead?”

That would work, Nie Mingjue thought, and nodded happily.

(Sect Leader Jiang was extremely embarrassed about the ghostly rats in the night-market – he claimed they’d never seen neither nose nor tail of them before the Nie brothers had accidentally tripped over their trap and had to flee from the swarm...)

-

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Nie-er-gongzi,” the white-clad cultivator from the mountain said, smiling broadly and saluting deeply.

Xiao Xingchen had made himself famous during his first half-dozen night-hunts alone for his extraordinary grace, bearing and strength, and he said he was on a mission to help the world. He was beautiful, virtuous, and matched each ideal of gentlemanly arts.

Sects throughout the cultivation world were drooling at the thought of enticing him to join them, fighting for the opportunity to put in a good word with him.

Not all sects.

Nie Mingjue stepped forward, purposely putting Nie Huaisang behind him.

“Don’t you even think about it,” he said, hand on the hilt of his saber. “Buzz off, birdbrain.”

Xiao Xingchen might wear white, but Nie Mingjue knew a zhuque chick when he saw one.

-

“I found something for my aviary, da-ge!” Nie Huaisang, seven years old and delighted with his clumsy autonomy, announced.

Nie Mingjue, less than a full year into his new role as sect leader, rubbed his eyes. “Oh?” he asked, only somewhat wanting to scream endlessly into the void, which was better than usual. “That’s nice, Huaisang…”

“Come look! It’s so pretty!”

“I’m a bit busy –”

“But da-ge!”

Nie Mingjue sighed and got up, following Nie Huaisang to the door only to come to a complete stop.

“You have got to be fucking kidding me,” he said to the fenghuang currently pretending to be a rooster in a cage, as if anyone would actually mistake phoenix flames for regular feathers. “Do you have no dignity left?!”

-

“You can’t adopt the bashe,” Nie Mingjue said to Nie Huaisang, who pouted. “It eats elephants; we’d be broke within three months.”

He turned to the giant python.

“You can’t adopt Huaisang,” he said. “I will literally murder you.”

-

“Why can’t I go watch the eclipse?” Nie Huaisang complained. “Everyone else is going!”

“I’m not risking a tiangou.”

“The…dog that eats the sun? Really, da-ge, is that even real?”

“You know what,” Nie Mingjue said, “you’re grounded just for saying that.”

Nie Huaisang grinned.

-

“Maybe I want to go and live among the qilin!” Nie Huaisang screamed, fourteen and hormonal about it.

“Well you don’t get a choice!” Nie Mingjue bellowed back.

“You’re not my father! I don’t have to listen to what you say!”

“I’m your fucking sect leader and yes you do!”

“I hate you!”

“I don’t care if you hate me! You still aren’t going to go live in a field with some magic pointy deer and that’s final!”

The qilin herd wisely chose to withdraw.

-

“Da-ge,” Jin Guangyao hissed, and Nie Mingjue looked up from his work at him – he hadn’t heard Meng Yao this upset since he’d shoved him into a closet to get him out of way during the whole dangkang boar hunt debacle. “Da-ge, there’s a dragon outside.”

“Again?” Nie Mingjue said, standing up to stretch and feeling oddly unbalanced. They’d just finished another session with the song of Clarity, so he really shouldn’t be feeling like this; he would need to write to Lan Xichen again about his fears that the treatment really wasn’t working. Lan Xichen would probably only say to give it more time, another chance, but still… “Let me go talk to them. Dragons are the worst.”

“No, da-ge, you don’t understand,” Jin Guangyao said. “It’s not a water-serpent or – or even a jiaolong – it’s a dragon.”

“A flood-dragon is a type of dragon,” Nie Mingjue said, following Jin Guangyao outside. “You know that, it’s in the name, what’s the big – oh, I see. It’s a celestial dragon.”

Jin Guangyao glared at him with an expression suggesting that he was under-reacting, but Nie Mingjue really didn’t have the capacity in him to reach with appropriate fervor at the moment. He and Nie Huaisang had been fighting a lot recently, every little thing escalating into a giant argument, and he was no longer sure if he was doing the right thing in trying to force Nie Huaisang onto the path of his ancestors. After all, unlike Nie Mingjue, Nie Huaisang had – somewhat different ancestors, on his maternal side.

And, he supposed, Nie Huaisang was old enough to decide otherwise, if he truly wished…

Still, Nie Mingjue was as stubborn as a mule and had no intention of giving up his baby brother without a fight, so he braced himself and went over to the frankly massive creature draped over the entrance gateway and much of the training yard that the entirety of the Nie sect was doing its utmost best to pretend that they weren’t seeing.

Nie Huaisang was sitting on the thing’s five claws – an imperial celestial dragon, apparently – because of course he was.

“Excuse me,” Nie Mingjue called up to the dragon, which turned its head to regard him, an entire production that took nearly a quarter ké to accomplish. “The brat there is mine, please return him.”

“Da-ge!” Jin Guangyao hissed again, but Nie Mingjue waved him away.

“You have raised him well,” the dragon said, which was…a good deal nicer than most of these interactions usually went.

“…thanks?” Nie Mingjue said suspiciously, ignoring Jin Guangyao’s splutters of “It talks?!” “I think?”

“I have chosen to grant you a boon,” the dragon announced.

“…right,” Nie Mingjue said. “If this ‘boon’ is that you’ll take him off my hands, I’m afraid I’m going to have to refuse. He may be trouble, but he’s still my brother.”

“Da-ge!” Nie Huaisang exclaimed, indignant. “Don’t be rude. I asked him for this!”

Nie Mingjue frowned at him, unable to resist the feeling of hurt even though he’d already told himself to expect something like this. “…you want to leave?”

“No, da-ge, don’t be ridiculous. I asked him to improve your health!”

Ah.

“Huaisang –” he started to say.

“Don’t you ‘Huaisang’ me!” his little brother shouted. “I know you’re trying to hide it, but it’s getting worse, isn’t it? San-ge told me so! He said I should get ready!”

Nie Mingjue made a mental note to strangle Jin Guangyao, who had no right to say something like that to Nie Huaisang even if maybe it wasn’t the worst idea in the world to emotionally prepare Nie Huaisang for the upcoming bereavement and inheritance he would need to face.

“Anyway, he said to get ready, so I did!”

“You can’t just ask a divine dragon to fix me, Huaisang. That’s not how this works.”

“Uh, it totally does, and I did, and he agreed. So there!”

Nie Mingjue crossed his arms and glared. “And what did he want in return?”

“The boon is a reward for your past merit, not a trade for the deeds of the future,” the dragon said, not even slightly hiding how its whiskers were shaking with suppressed laughter. “You have travelled a difficult road, and borne the weight of it well. And besides…”

“Besides?”

“If you were to die, he would undoubtedly petition the creatures of the underworld to return you.”

“Well, fuck,” Nie Mingjue said, having not considered that. “Fine. Whatever. Heal me and I’ll try to keep an eye on my health going forward.”

Maybe more Clarity? He could try to free up his schedule, get in a few more sessions…

“I just give up,” Jin Guangyao said behind him. “I just fucking give up.”

Nie Mingjue, assuming that he was talking about Nie Huaisang’s nonsense, agreed whole-heartedly.