#the headcanons are 666 words <3

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

when you're ready, pls elaborate on raising a dog with Darry

A/N: First of all, I am so flattered to receive this ask because that means you little peoples out there are actually reading my stuff which really warms my heart! So thank you peoples! I love you all very much, I hope you enjoy this!

For the ideal raising a dog experience with our favorite Darrel Shaynne Curtis, I suggest getting a bigger dog!

Doesn’t have to be one of those big ones that would eat you out of house and home, but I don’t think Darry would be all too pleased if you rolled up with a rat dog and asked him to let it live at his house

I’m talking about those dogs in like the 40-60 pound range?

They’re big enough to play with and big enough to hold their own, but they’re too big to be real lap dogs, no matter how hard they try

Like Darry with a Yorkie looks way off, just like Darry with a Great Dane does

And also? I feel like he’d really vibe with a mutt! The more breeds thrown in, the better!

All of the Curtis boys would really do well with a sort of hound dog in my head, but y’know, that’s not super important to this so we’re gonna move on to keep this headcanon set flowing!

Once you’ve got your dog, the naming is gonna be a whole fiasco

I’m torn between saying Darry will let you name it, just cause he’s a gentleman, but like at the same time, I can see him as the one who’s dead set on finding the perfect name for the puppy yapping at his feet

Sodapop and Ponyboy like to suggest random names, similar to their own, just to make the two of you roll your eyes, but I highly suggest picking one of them because what’s the fun in having a basic name for your dog?

Darry’s the kind of dog dad who would try and set all these rules up when you first get the dog, and then ultimately give up on enforcing them

Dog’s not allowed on the couch under any circumstances, Darry doesn’t want to clean up the dog hair off the cushions

You come home one day to find both of them on the couch watching a football game, Dog’s head resting on Darry’s thigh

Dog is not allowed in the bed either, he’s got his bed, Darry doesn’t want dog hair in the sheets, yada yada

When it’s cold, sometimes you can find Dog curled up on the food of the bed or tucked between the two of you guys <3

Darry feeds the dog in the morning, he’s the first one up (most likely) before he goes to work, so he’ll feed the dog

Random, but just imagine him taking the dog on walks and getting to go with him-

Like, the sun’s setting and dinner’s over, you’ve both got nothing to do but spend the night just hanging out together

He’s holding the leash with one hand, and holding your hand with the other and things are just calm and good and happy

Darry won’t admit it, but he’ll talk to the dog like it’s a baby

I’m talking full on cooing, admonishing, teasing, he treats that dog like he’s really your baby

Indulge yourself and think about Darry in the kitchen, holding a scrap of something while Dog sits at his feet, tail beating against the floor as Darry talks to him and waves the treat around

Cutest thing you’ve ever thought about in your life, huh?

He also teaches the dog how to play fetch so he can throw the football around some more

Darry likes to wing the ball across the lot just to see Dog go running after it, skidding across the grass and gravel as he chases the ball to retrieve it for Darry

Y’know what else? Darry has and still will kick Dallas off the couch so that Dog can have a seat

Dog definitely turns out to be a spoiled little somebody but it’s alright because every dog ends up a little spoiled, no matter what

Yeah! I think this is all the thoughts I have, but thank you so much for asking about this!

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(1/3) I'M FREE TO COMMENT!!! My Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Valefor, Beleth with shy g/n s/o request is so good! I'm pleasantly surprised surprised at long this is 🤯 You did both my request and Leviathan even better than what I had expected 😍 I love it especially Satan absolutely loves PDA unlike me 😅, he enjoys putting his arms around them & sometimes makes out with them after making sure others don't see 🙈, he even touches them but only with their consent 👍, they always blush like me >///<, the people are most likely pretending to be unaware for their sake 🤣, they're always flustered from how straightforward he is 😳, he does it when they're with others occasionally 😁, he sat down with his arms around their waist when he found out they're on a diet ⊙⁠.⁠☉, he reassured them that they're not ☺️, he started to make out with them which they're embarrassed like me O///O, he's always proud of both their strengths & weaknesses 😤, he would brag about them to others which made them blush <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>, Beelzebub did ask why them when they're so shy 🤨, he explained the reasons why he finds them attractive 🥹, he mentioned how their shyness is their best trait while smirking at them as they blush 😏, he grinned at how embarrassed they are 😁, they blushed even more when he kissed them to shut them up 💋, he told them how 666 Devil Burger is a good choice 🍔, he had every intention of correcting the waiter's mistake the moment he realised 😁, they tried to stop him 🛑 but thanked him 👍, he would notice when they're feeling insecure or hesitating 👀, he would hold them closer by their waist or shoulder to kiss their forehead 😘, he reassured them that he likes them more than some scantily dressed devil 😈, they asked if he's content with just them 🥺, he make out with them & told them proudly yes while admiring how disheveled they looked 😁, he would slap their butt no matter where they are (Of course he would 🤣), he decided to do it when he saw them talking to Sitri 😏, just how loud it was 🔊, Sitri had to pretend he saw nothing as he can hear their heartbeats 💓, Satan is excited as he runs away 😁, they're nervous as they tried to chased after him 🫦, Mammon respects their comfort zone as he would let them initiate first 👍, he noticed how often their hand brushed against his & how nervous they are 🫦, he held their hand & gave comforting words 🥹, they're comforted & flustered 😳, he's quite sharp when it comes to their discomfort 👀, Bimet made it clear that he didn't understand why Mammon likes them 😅, they tried to answer but Valefor did try to help 👍, just how sweet his words are before he escorted them out (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠), he doesn't care about what others think as he loves everything about them 😍, they're too flustered sometimes whenever he bought something they mentioned to him ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄, just how busy their day because of how much stuff Mammon bought for them (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; he finds their shyness adorable that he can't help but tease them 😁, he told them how they're cute like a bottom 🤣, their reaction is exactly like me 😂, he's cheeky enough to slap their butt 😏, how embarrassed they are like me XD, he gropes their butt often in private (At least it's in private 🤣), he does it to tease them 😁, they were cooking lunch while he was at a meeting 🍳, they're cutting bacon but they squeaked when they felt a hand on their butt 🔪 🥓, they turned around while forgetting they're holding a knife 🔪, he acted so innocent unlike his actions earlier 😇, they're confused but quickly put down the knife 👍, he explained it had finished early & apologised while mentioning how he missed it 🤭, he laughed as they blushed >///<,

OML that's a big chunk of text but, thank you so much for enjoying the headcanons really! <333 (Prolly wont tag the other replies to not flood the whb tag) thank you so much again!

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masterlist <3

Reblogs and comments are encouraged! It makes my day when I see someone like my writing! 

All TW/CWs are at the top of my fics :)

Supernatural

Sleeping in the Impala - (they/them), no ship, 666 words

Birthday Baking - (he/him), Dean x reader, 3.4k words

Soft Hearts - (they/them), Jack x reader, 648 words

Sins of the Father - (he/him), Brother!Dean x reader, 2.2k words

Happy Anniversary - (he/him), Deancas x son!reader, 1.3k words

Safety — (he/him), fatherly!Castiel x reader (he/him), 2k words

Criminal Minds

And They Were Roommates - (he/him), Ace!Spencer Reid x Ace!reader, 1.4k words

Guesses and Sweaters - (he/him)

Part 1 - no ship yet,  2.5k words

Part 2 - no ship yet, 1.3k words

Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice - Bakery Headcanons! - (they/them)

Boys - 1.5k words

Girls - 1.4k words

Unconditional - (they/them), Emily Prentiss x Reader, 709 words

Don’t Burn Your Bridges - (he/him), Aaron Hotchner x trans teen!Reader, 957 words

Before You’ve Crossed Them - (he/him), Aaron Hotchner x trans teen!Reader, 1.9k words

Chopsticks - (he/him), Spencer Reid x Reader, 1.9k words

BAU Headcanons

Coming Out (In Style) - (he/him), Criminal Minds x trans!Reader, 3.0k words

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Tagged by @ongreenergrasses, thank you!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Way over 300! Tho it feels like it's been at 300sth so long by now, it'll be weird to look at once it hits 400 :D

Btw, funny how this tag meme asks for so much stuff that can be looked up by just... looking at my Ao3... without asking for any commentary by me? Lol

Anyhow, rest under the readmore bc this is 20 questions and Long!

Personal post - do not reblog

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

995596 - just a few more ficlets or 1 longer fic, and I've got a Million! Hey, maybe I should try to write one with... 4404? (I'd need to ask a calculator xD) words exactly... not rly a hardship with how many drabble exercises (exact wordcounts, 100 is the most used, I also do 200, 500, longest was 10000 exactly lol) I've already done... we'll see!

Over 400k for this year alone, and over half of that is my actual writing (not translations etc), I'm so proud! Last year I only barely hit 200k and that included a lot of translating work

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?  

Again, one could look this up in my works filtered - sorted by kudos? But all three of my incubus!jaskier witcher series are in it, part 2 of the series is highest with 1091 kudos, then a Venom halloween oneshot, and 'Belonging', a fluffy snake-crowley piece from my ineffable spouses series (yes, sth with under 1k words - 666 to be exact - is in the top 5... my poor longfics lol)

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

...I try to? But atm I have 202 unanswered (and I always click 'mark read' on replies so these are all comments on my own fic) even tho I told myself I'd not let it get past 200, and now I'm doing a tag meme instead of replying to anything so ummmm

Edit: 203 unread now

But I do love love love all the comments I get! And while atm it's still semi-manageable, if it ever gets to the point where I really can't manage to reply to everyone cause it's too much, i'd rly take that as a compliment lol :D I'd still try to reply to the longer and/or more thought through comments tho :)

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

*thinks* I have an MCD fic? But not only is that very much a case of ~posting a draft version that's barely in complete sentences insgead of taking the time to turn it into a real longfic~, I also just killed off the mlm couple I only semi care about and left the wlw couple with a happy/hopeful (rly don't remember) ending, so... hm idk whether that counts for angsty ending

Apart from that... I dunno, I just prefer my babies to be happy and fluffy? *.* i remember a mirror milippa in the mirrorverse one where in the end Michael is worried about lying to Philippa about her identity... there are some angsty TOG and Gomens ones but I think they end happy-ish (my memory is. Bad. but looking through my 'angst' tag I just saw a lot of h/c and 'angst with a happy ending')

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

They're all happy???!?

7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Ahahahahahhahahaahaha

Check this out

I need you to know that all the works in that collection take part in the same universe (or rather, multiverse), and are alltogether just scratching the surface of my gigantic headcanon multiverse that I've been building in my mind since I was like 10

Actual crossovers other than that I don't remember writing

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yeh but I only remember clicking 'delete comment', as it should be

Recently I've just gotten a bunch of 'you Need to continue this' and 'omg why isn't there more' or 'this shouldn't end' type comments, not hate, probably not meant maliciously, but So Annoying (maybe espesh bc I don't want to just hit delete on these, but I also don't want to pretend it's fine, but I also don't have the energy for a fight, and trying to explain why that behaviour is entitled and annoying and that I write what I want to write and nice comments should praise what I actually have written, and hoping that they understand and don't get mad is... hard.)

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Check out my rated E and rated M in my works

Mostly femslash lately, but I did also write other smut in the past

Most is a bit dominant/submissive play, but I do also like good fluffy smut with feelings! Best in combo, really :D

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not in the sense of pretending someone else wrote it (that i know of), but posted to other sites without my permission - writing 'don't repost to other sites' etc did Not help, they even copied those tags lol, so I just let it be, choosing my battles wisely etcetc, I'd prefer for my fic not to be cross-posted by others bc then I can't edit or otherwise influence the fic anymore and don't see everyone's reactions to it, but as long as it's not someone pretending they wrote it, I only semi care, not enough to fight it tbh

PSA: I Only post fics to Ao3 (and WIPs/prompt fills to tumblr&discord at times), if you see them somewhere else that's Not Me and you'd do me a favour by checking them out on ao3 and kudosing&commenting there instead :)

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yup, one to Russian a while back, a floreleine (Gunpowder Milkshake) one to Korean just today actually, and I translated a bunch to German myself

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I made a TOG fic together with @cinnamonplums, well mostly I wrote and she made the art :D

Trying to remember whether I ever actually co-wrote anything... don't think so?

13. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Don't make me choose!!!

Atm Milippa is OTP bc I'm busy writing them for @discoveryfemslashfortnight (this is not a post to reblog for the fortnight), but I'm also still rly into Floreleine, Bering&Wells and Andromaquynh and Andronilynh, and I read a lot of Mirandy lately

All-time favs I'm not rly active in atm but will always be dear to me are the ineffable spouses, clintcoulson, heistwives, gosh so many more I'll stop here tho xD

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

A Heistwives Kinda Job immediately comes to mind

I also rly want to finish at least one cohesive original-ish storyline for the lverse that I already linked for the crossover question above, but I just have so much backstory (it's been over 10 years!!!) and it's... hard...

And everything else that's still WIP and untouched for more than a few months will probably have the same fate lol

Also have a few that haven't even seen the light of day at all, most recent a Mirandy ~what if Andy had been pregnant when Miranda hired her and how would it change the entire storyline~ bit - I wrote it in bulletpoints in one go as quickly as I could, I know I had the finished product in my mind, I don't remember anything now and don't feel like going through the bulletpoints painstakenly filling in the blanks

15. What are your writing strengths?

Writing one-shots quickly in one go

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

Forgetting everything about a fic if I leave it in a draft for a second too long

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

There are many ways to go about it, and I think they all work (depending on the fic and the length and relevance of the dialogue)

I tend to leave single sentences as is, and for longer and important sequences use cursive and 'they said in xylanguage'.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

The Hobbit apparently? I remember thinking that fic was so long lol, it's 3k

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

Kat/Ana from Reef Break, they have Such Shippable Chemistry, and it would totally fit Kat's player personality to bang both siblings (she's canonically friends with benefits with Ana's half-brother)... but the ship has one (1!) fic on Ao3 *cries*

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

TOG Andromaquynh longfic In Your Stead has had the title since last year and probably for a while to come! I loved the story idea so much I really worked with several drafts and only! worked on that fic until it was finished so I wouldn't get distracted & forget about it, and the result was wonderful.

Tagging, if you want to do it, @sarah-fiers @purlturtle @cookie-sheet-toboggan @ussjellyfish @onaperduamedee @startrekgeorgiouery @rosalie-starfall @lonely-night @banashee @xvnot15 and everyone else who sees this

Questions to copy:

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?  4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? 5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? 6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? 7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written? 8. Have you ever received hate on a fic? 9. Do you write smut? If so what kind? 10. Have you ever had a fic stolen? 11. Have you ever had a fic translated? 12. Have you ever co-written a fic before? 13. What’s your all time favorite ship? 14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? 15. What are your writing strengths? 16. What are your writing weaknesses? 17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? 18. What was the first fandom you wrote for? 19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to? 20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

[oh-boy-me]

sooooo.... noodle my doodle... whatcha think about those birth dates they just released, hm?

So birthdays mean sun signs and I’m guessing that’s why you’re interested 👀

Jo-kun is luckily interested in astrology and knows more than I do, so we talked about it a bit heheh

Also we haven’t talked about ANY birthdays/zodiacs so we’ll throw in the demon bros as well below the cut~

And keep in mind that astrology is just for fun, and these characters are up to individual interpretation, so you may have ideas that differ from ours and that’s fine!  Additionally, none of this is meant to be a criticism or attack on people who share these signs, since just because you share one sign with someone doesn’t necessarily mean you’re similar people.

Edit: I forgot to explicitly clarify, but the moon and rising signs assigned are just headcanons, as there’s no way to know those without an exact birth time and place

Briefly, here are what tend to be considered the general, unifying traits of the elements as sun signs, so that we don’t have to repeat ourselves by constantly saying Taurus act like an earth sign.  (Summaries courtesy of Jo)

FIRE (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) Dedicated, Enthusiastic, Passionate, Visionary EARTH (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) Clingy, Grounded, Reliable, Practical AIR (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) Intellectual, Quick, Analytical, Sociable WATER (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) Sensitive, Emotional, Easily Influenced, Intuitive

Diavolo (10/31 - Scorpio ♏️)

We will, briefly, dear reader, pretend that Diavolo’s birth date has nothing to do with Halloween.  A magnetic personality with a firm control over his surroundings (with the aide of his position as royalty), this water sign is as intuitive as they come.

Witty, free-spirited, and innately curious, even when his decisions seem immature, Diavolo allows his two sides (royal duties and childish ideals) to merge together nicely in the way that a Gemini moon would.  He’s an optimist with a zesty personality, but also knows when to be serious, so a Sagittarius rising would make sense.

Barbatos (8/22 - Leo [Virgo Cusp] ♌️[ ♍️])

Being born the day before the switch, Barbatos holds the Leo qualities of being loyal and generous, but the Virgo qualities of being logical and hard working. He can be unreasonable and critical at times, but his regal personality offsets the sting to most of his words.

He’s a harmony seeker and a team player, though those who aren’t on his side will be off put, so a Libra moon works for him.  His organizational skills, coupled with his skills as a natural caretaker, often leads to others seeking out his advice should they find themselves in trouble, which suggests Virgo as his rising sign.

Simeon (2/10 - Aquarius ♒️)

Friendly yet detached, Simeon shows all qualities of an air sign, but with a flare for curiosity. His eccentricities and tendency to not give up either draw you to him, or away.

He’s slow to anger and shows his devotion by fostering his relationships over a long period of time.  However, this makes it hard for him to let go of past relationships, so a Taurus moon would make sense.  And as we’ve seen from his directing, he has high expectations for both himself and others, and while he's often quite mature, it also makes him aloof, so a Capricorn rising can work. 

Luke (7/15 - Cancer ♋️)

All the traits of a water sign are very visible, and Luke's caring and loyal nature, along with his ability to hold a grudge, be clingy, and seek security, cement his spot as a Cancer.

Luke often finds himself with no choice but to fully embraces his emotional state, and if not careful can fall into egocentric defenses, so the emotional fire sign Leo would work as his moon sign.  Idealistic yet sensitive to the truth, he can come off as impractical, so we can see Pisces as his rising sign.

Solomon (12/9 - Sagittarius ♐️)

A seeker of freedom and a philosopher of sorts, the fire signs traits are certainly well honed for his pursuit of knowledge and power, though this can be seen as reckless and/or tactless.

He prefers witty and light banter over a deep conversation about emotions, which may be because he struggles to actually conceptualize them into words, so a Gemini moon would make sense.  His circumstances (natural caution towards others, responsibilities, and being the only other human) means he ends up hiding what he's really thinking underneath a calm facade, resembling a Scorpio rising.

Lucifer (6/6 - Gemini ♊️)

So Lucifer’s birthday is 6/6 because of 666.  That is why.  But ignoring that, he has his “two sides,” his business side and his fun side, and they never overlap.  He fits the general air sign qualities well, and he's clever and witty in a dry way.  However, he's also capable of being moody and restless, and can be immature in his reactions. 

For his moon sign, we can see him as an Aries, as he’s quick to anger, but cools down easily too, and is very assertive.  On the surface, he’s mature, organized, and expects a lot, so he seems like a rising Capricorn.

Mammon (9/10 - Virgo ♍️)

Mammon is an interesting case, because he does fit many Virgo traits, but he has to care for them to show.  He’s hard-working, surprisingly logical and observant, and incredibly innovative.  He also worries, has trouble staying still, and always wants more.

He’s also very emotionally mature and nurturing as a result, but is quite fragile and can be overbearing, so a Cancer moon makes sense.  On the surface, he is instinctual, with a loud presence, and asks forgiveness instead of permission, so he seems like a rising Aries.

Leviathan (4/9 - Aries ♈️)

Temperamental and reckless, yet endearingly audacious, he represents all the qualities of a fire sign.  Levi is passionate and VERY intense about those passions.  He also gets very defensive, and is quick to lash out the moment he so much as perceives an attack.

For some reason, his potential other signs were pretty hard to think of!  We can see a Leo moon, since he trends towards leadership roles in his comfort zone, and can be a bossy drama queen, though he’s also very loyal.  On the surface, he very much does his own thing, so he could be a rising Aquarius.  (Which, yes, would mean that the sea serpent has no primary water signs.)

Satan (10/20 - Libra ♎️)

Charming and diplomatic, Satan appears even-tempered most of the time, however, he's also quite superficial and tends to seek approval from others inadvertently. He shows obvious signs of typical qualities of an air sign.

A social climber of sorts, he tends to shut down his emotions, which ends up repressing them, leading to his wrathful outbursts, making him a good Capricorn moon.  He’s pleasant on the surface, putting his relationships over his true feelings, so he seems like a rising Libra.

Asmodeus (5/15 - Taurus ♉️)

Sensuous, determined, and a lover of beauty, Asmo is as steadfast as any other Earth sign. While greedy for attention and beauty products, his unyielding attitude towards his goals can be considered admirable.

He tends to wane poetic about his emotions, even if it ends up being a bit much. And while he can be very unselfish about his desires, it means he sometimes ends up his own worst enemy, so a Pisces moon would make sense.  On the surface, he's confident, dramatic, and attention-grabbing, but this can also make him demanding.  Leo would be a good rising sign for him.

Beelzebub + Belphegor (3/11 - Pisces ♓️)

They're both emotional, like most water signs, but they're expressed in different ways. Beelzebub is empathetically intuitive while Belphegor tends to be more compassionate. Both of them can be easily influenced to becomes depressed, and can become stubborn when it comes to the things they believe.

Beel is conflict avoidant and seeks balance in his family, staying as diplomatic and cooperative as he can, so a Libra moon would make sense.  On the surface, he comes across as strong willed, dependable, and a little bit of a hedonist, so a Taurus rising would work.

Belphie leans more towards hiding his intentions, and those intentions are often scheming or petty, so he could be a Scorpio moon.  He’s also guarded and quiet around those outside of his circle, so Scorpio would once again work as his rising.

So to summarize (cute little chart courtesy of Jo)

[samikozume-todoroki]

Those bugs hc were amazing ( i was laughing so hard), what about some headcanons where the reader is now too small to reach something and the boys have to help her 👉👈

(Thank you so much! Glad it made you laugh🥺 as a smol bean; I am an inventor or spidermonkey no in between. And by boys I assume Shouto and Katsuki at the least, but I’m also doing Izuku and Kirishima!)

Characters: Shouto Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou, Izuku Midoriya, Eijirou Kirishima

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Shouto Todoroki:

Mans walked into the pantry, fully intent on destroying the endeavor cereal that UA just stocked up

See you climbing on the shelves, hands losing their grip

Yoinks you so fast you don’t even realize he entered

(All I hear is the “STOOPID IM NOT GONNA LET YOU GET THE CHANCE” audio as I type this💀)

Actual photo of shouto yoinking you

Mans holds you by the collar of your shirt, staring at you with his beautiful eyes which are full of concern and worry

iTS NOT FAIR HES BOTH HOT AND A DECENT PERSON ITS NOT

“C-c-can you hel-help m-me?” Pouty and flustered the words are spit out

He puts you on the ground and goes behind you

!!! What r yO-

oh, okay

Mans picks you up by the armpits and you grab that yummy yummy Cinnamon Toast Crunch and the nasty bitch e*deavor cereal

He is so focused on how to destroy the cereal that when you lean up to give him a peck on the jaw, he stumbles

His heart just went DokiDoki!Precure

Scurrying out of the room like a rat (same😌💅✨) you don’t know that his left side flared up- destroying half the pantry

“Well at least the cereal got destroyed”

“YO! WHO DESTROYED THE MAC N CHEESE?! NOT COOL BRO”

“Half the pantry is burnt to a crisp and youRE comcerned about the Mac n cheese??”

“Ya??? Isn’t everyone??”

*everybody nods*

“Sigh”

Katsuki Bakugou:

Katsuki firmly believes in “fuck everyone, it’s every man for himself”

But there’s a secret clause hidden in page 101, paragraph 2, sentence 3, section FU-ck; 666

(I have no idea how shit like that works, so let’s roll with it🥰)

It states “it’s every man for himself unless the short stack can’t reach jack shit, then I could lend a hand if I want”

He enters the cleaning closet and sees you banging the broom on the bleach on the top shelf

“Thread the needle what the fuck broom fuck the handle sis it ain’t hard please-“ this close to tears and suddenly

Katsuki enters, grumbling about who knows what

“What? Did you see a speck of lint in the hallway that reminded you of Izuku?”

“No” (yes actually, damn nerds lint)

Now that a hot and more importantly tall boi was here

You banged on the bleach hoping it would annoy Katsuki enough to get it for you

✨backfired bitch✨

“You could just ask for help short stack”

😳😠🥺”pls help me”

He went to reach for the bleach, doing that “cage them in by getting super close” thing and

gETTING WAY TOO CLOSE LIKE SIR PLS BACK UP

I AM TRYING TO B R E A T H E

“I-I-I tha-thank y-you” 😳

“You’re welcome”

Said with such a cocky smirk, all embarassment is gone.

Pulling him down a bit by the collar of his shirt, and then

Kissing his cheek, you linger for a few seconds, releasing him skipping out the door

Mans blew up a shelf on accident

“Why is the shelf broken?”

“Bakugou”

“Ah, normal Tuesday then”

Izuku Midoriya:

Izuku was going into the kitchen for a snack

When he stumbled upon a snacc😍

A snacc that was on their knees on the counter (no feet on the counter, nasty bitch 🤢) and tipping backwards

Full cowled over and caught you, bridal style

“Y/n be more careful! What if I didn’t catch you?! You could have cracked your head open, broken your neck, or-

“But that didn’t happen because you were here!”☺️

“gotten an concussion fall asleep and slip into a coma, got a stroke that we didn’t notice and di-“

Blushy boy becomes a tomato

Not only from your words

But your beautiful eyes that shine so warmly and a smile that always cheers him up and lips that he’s imagined kissing a couple of times-

And your voice which is so gentle and happy and holds no doubt. The way you said he was there like he would always be there and you’ll always count on him and trust him

He’s just 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

(TAKE MY KITHES IZUKU BABIE ILY)

He sets you gently on the counter

“Can you get something for me?”

Man full cowls and within a second all the items on the top shelves are taken down and out on the counter

“I-I just needed salt??”

“Oh”😳 full cowls everything back but the salt.

You offer him some food and ask him to eat with you and this blushy simp boy is in

✨heaven✨

God y’all ain’t even dating and make everyone feel so so so single

“Oh my god, somebody please make them kiss already”

“Izuku and y/n are in the kitchen?”

“The sexual tension and mutual pining is infuriating and disgusting”

“Retweet”

“Even bakugou agrees”💀

Eijirou Kirishima:

You regret throwing stuff on the top shelf of your closet

Why did you, oh right because “you’ll never need it, and you don’t use it”

Well you need it now

Fuck.

Normally you would be an

😌💅✨independant woman✨💅😌

And get a chair and do it yourself

But the only chair is the rolling chair,

and idk man it’s slightly cloudy and Mars is in retrograde so you don’t really think it’s a good day to snap your neck

So you go to the common area to steal a boy 🤩

Seeing Eijirou first, his freshly showered appearance (the hair!!!) blessed your eyes

😍

“Ei~ Ji~ Rou~”

“Slightly scared, but yes y/n?”

“I need a tall, muscly man to help me”

He never got up so fast in his life, eyes sparkling

Eijirou’s man ego and pride was stroked and he was t h r i v i n g

His grin was so big and eyes so happy and please please please praise him and stroke his ego more I beg

Going to your room

Eiji was in heaven, first time in your room and he loved it already everything screamed you and he loved you so he loved it

(Hi I love simp Eiji and ack, I’m actually crying I simp for him so so so hard i🥺😭)

After grabbing your stuff,

You flashed him the prettiest smile

Your eyes reflected back his and it was the most beautiful piece of artwork he had ever seen

And softly, “thank you”

GAJSGHAHS Y/N TAKE ALL MY LOVE AND MY HEART I DONT NEED IT ANYWAYS

(Give him kithes rn 😠 I swear)

you invited him to stay and chat

All throughout it you were like

“Sir??? You do not get to be so handsome and pretty and funny and nice and a super good person”

Omg you actually teared up a little bit when Eiji was smiling and laughing boisterously

It was so cute and you were so in love and🥺🥺🥺

You guys were first on the floor, then the bed and desk chair, then across from each other on the bed, then next to each other on the bed and

wow now you both are sleeping and cuddling.

Kiri is wrapped around you and if he woke up in the middle of the night and snuggled your small form closer it’s not anyone’s business but his

“I hate them”

“Kirishima and y/n?”

“Who else?”

“Good lord you would think they are newlyweds”

“Always rubbing it in our faces that they are soulmates”

A/n: Shouto is emotionally constipated 😠 he doesn’t know he’s crushing😠 all he knows is that he feels things😠 that are nice and warm and make his fire activate😠 this is the second version, the first got deleted because of my own stupidity. I think After fiddling with this version for around an hour, I like it more than V1. 🥺 if anyone wants anymore boys from BNHA, or some HQ boy versions send a request! I’d be happy to do it!

I am in the process of planning out a Kid Krow songfic collection for BNHA and Haikyuu (separately) and I want to hear suggestions for which character for which song! Drop an ask or find the post I talk about it (under Sami speaks) and comment!

General Taglist (open! Ask or comment on this post to be on it): @mssyprsn

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Master Post

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Under a cut so I can keep it updated. 

My Stories

Note: Content warnings are on the stories themselves. Please read and heed. Explicit sexual content will be clearly marked as such.

Kiss Prompt Fill #7 Summary: The bedtime kisses ritual didn’t start with kisses. Human AU Characters: Paternal Moxiety Word Count: 1438

Kiss Prompt Fill #6 Summary: They have a ritual before bed, and it’s perfect. Pairing: Moxiety (Romantic) Word Count: 1102

Kiss Prompt Fill #5 Summary: Patton wants to give his Dad a kiss goodnight. Human AU. Pairing: Romantic Logince, Paternal Royality/Logicality Word Count: 813

Rebuilding Summary: After the events of SvS Redux, Roman retreats into the imagination to have a chat with an old foe.  Word Count: 3695

Second Chance Summary: Human AU. Janus and adopted son Virgil have a talk after Virgil gets into a fight at school (paternal Moxiety, paternal Anxceit, romantic Moceit) Word Count: 4911

Lacking Summary: The others worry they aren't enough for Patton. Pairing: Romantic LAMP Word count: 725

Excessive Summary: Patton worries he's too much. Pairing: Romantic LAMP Word count: 666

Puppy Summary: Based on a prompt. Virgil wants to help Patton feel better, and he decides he'll do so by becoming something Patton loves. Pairing: Moxiety (platonic) Word count: 2770 Note: This story may or may not be continued, but can stand alone.

Untitled Prompt Fill Summary: Patton is sick. Virgil takes care of him. Pairing: Moxiety (platonic) Word count: 1,235

Solo Summary: Virgil has never been to a party before. It had been an unspoken agreement through the years: when Thomas was having a party of any kind, the best thing Anxiety could do was stay as far away as possible. Pairing: Familial LAMP Word count: 6,302

Cramps Summary: Patton has cramps. Virgil helps him out. Human AU Pairing: Romantic Moxiety Word count: 1,960 You Will Be Found Summary: Patton is feeling off today. Virgil helps him. Pairing: Platonic Moxiety  Word count: 1,987

Snow Day Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 Summary:  Every year, the sides go to Roman’s realm and spend a few days enjoying the snow. Well…most of the sides. Set pre-Accepting Anxiety Pairing: Familial LAMP Word Count: 7,108

Thunder Summary: The four sides spend a relaxing morning together during a thunderstorm. Mood piece. Pairing: LAMP  Word count: 1,010 Dad Summary: Virgil misses his Dad. Pairing: Paternal Moxiety Word count: 1,449 Role Reversal Summary: Virgil helps Patton through a nightmare.  Pairing: Moxiety (Platonic) Word count: 1,553

Back Pain Summary: Virgil’s back goes out. (Human AU, Vent Fic) Pairing: LAMP Word count: 5,815

Cold Summary: Virgil is cold a lot. Pairings: None Word count: 252

Proud Summary:  After the events of the CLBG, Patton and Virgil have a talk. Pairing: Platonic Moxiety Warnings: Unsympathetic Deceit Word count: 2,286 Lavender Summary:  Logan has a headache. Roman helps him out.  Pairing: Platonic (or pre-romantic) Logince Word count: 2,324

Insomnia Summary: Virgil can’t sleep.  Pairing: Familial TLAMP Word count: 2,148

A Christmas Wish Summary:  A direct sequel to this drabble. Virgil has been on a quest deep in the subconscious for almost six months. The other sides are beginning to lose hope. But Christmas is a time for miracles, right? Pairing: Platonic/Familial LAMP Word count: 4,132

Riding Out the Storm Summary: Something is wrong with Virgil, and Patton’s dad-senses are tingling. Pairing: Platonic Moxiety Word count: 1,252

Platonic Summary: Patton thinks there’s something wrong with him–something broken. Virgil shows him there’s not. (Asexual Patton) Pairing: Moxiety (queerplatonic), Romantic Logince (Background) Word count: 2,877

Little Things Summary: A series of short headcanons about the sides taking care of one another Pairing: LAMP/Polyamsanders (platonic or romantic) Word count: 612

Thespian Summary: Roman puts on a production in the mindscape, but he fails to mention the fact that his character dies in the play. Virgil is a bit upset. Pairing: Prinxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 2,352

Superfluous Part 1  Part 2 Summary: Roman, Patton and Logan are in a relationship. Virgil is okay with that. Really. It’s just that it gets…lonely, sometimes. Pairing: Roman/Logan/Patton, eventual LAMP/CALM/Polyamsanders

Kiss Prompt Fill #4 Summary: Logan has been thinking about his relationship with Virgil. Misunderstandings abound (angst with a happy ending). Pairing: Analogical (romantic) Word count: 1,417

Kiss Prompt Fill #3 Summary: Roman returns home from an exhausting quest only wanting to see one face. Pairing: Royality (romantic) Word count: 818

Kiss Prompt Fill #2 Summary: Logan is not a morning person, but Roman makes it worth his while. Pairing: Logince (romantic) Word count: 990

Kiss Prompt Fill # 1 Summary: Virgil is learning to trust the others. Patton just straight up adores him. Pairing: Moxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 437

Fade Summary: Thomas is outgrowing the characters he created.  Pairing: LAMP (platonic) Word count: 2111

CuddleVerse Part 1 Part 2 Summary: A series of short stories centered around LAMP/Polyamsanders cuddles (platonic for now) Pairing: Polyamsanders (platonic or pre-romantic. Series may involve kissing as well as cuddling later but will not be explicit)

Anti-Anxiety Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Summary: Virgil overhears the other sides plotting to get Thomas onto Anti-Anxiety medication, and believes they want him gone for good.  Pairing(s): None

Starved Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4 Part 5  Part 6  Epilogue   Summary: Virgil is touch-starved. He creates a solution for himself, but things quickly turn sour.  Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders (platonic or pre-romantic) Word count: 13,434

Untitled Drabble #10 Summary: Virgil is injured. In the ambulance, his mind wanders. Prequel to Untitled Drabble #3. Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders (romantic) Word Count: 692

Overcooked Summary: Patton is having a rough day. Virgil is there for him. Pairing(s): Moxiety (platonic/paternal) Word count: 1,773

Perfect Summary: Virgil worries it can’t work, the four of them together, but it’s perfect. Pairings: Lamp/Polyamsanders (romantic - mentions of sexual content but no explicit content) Word count: 1,420

Cube Summary: Logan is the master of the Rubix cube Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders (platonic or romantic) Word count: 888

Storms Summary: Kid fic. Logic meets a new trait during a thunderstorm. Pairing(s): Analogical (platonic) Word count: 2,143

Better than Bullets Summary: Virgil and Patton watch scary movies. Pairing(s): Moxiety (Paternal) Word count: 1,206

Fairy Lights Summary: Sometimes Virgil needs Patton cuddles. Pairing(s): Moxiety (Paternal) Word count: 628

Mrs Fluffybottom Summary: Virgil accidentally ruins Roman’s beloved toy. He tries to make it up to him. Fluffiness ensues. Pairing(s): Prinxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 2,037

Excepting Anxiety Summary: Roman is having a hard time with their latest script. Pairing(s): Prinxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 1,313

Untitled Drabble #9 Summary: Roman can’t find Mrs Fluffybottom. Pairing(s): Prinxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 430

Comfort Summary: Virgil doesn’t feel good, so he goes to Patton for comfort. Pairing(s): Moxiety (paternal) Word count: 470

Laugh Summary: Roman and Virgil watch funny movies, but Roman has an ulterior motive. Pairing(s): Prinxiety (platonic or pre-romantic) Word count: 875

Reassurances Summary: Sometimes, Virgil just needs some reassurances. Sometimes he even manages to ask for them. Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders (platonic or romantic) Word count: 1,034

University AU Headcanons Pairing(s): Analogical, Royality Word count: 1,540 Untitled University AU Ficlet Summary: Virgil and Logan take turns getting each other to get some sleep already. Pairing(s): Analogical Word count: 674 Elephanting Summary: (University AU) Roman and Patton go on a date. Pairing(s): Royality Word count: 422

Untitled Drabble #8 Summary: The logistics of a cuddle pile can be complicated. Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders Word count: 497 Sick Summary: Virgil is sick. The others take care of him. Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders (platonic or romantic) Word count: 1,906 Untitled Drabble #7 Summary: Patton is ticklish. Roman is crushing. Pairing(s): Royality Word count: 629

Home Summary: Roman has been away on a quest. Virgil waits for him to return. Pairing(s): Prinxiety Word count: 933

Untitled Drabble #6 Summary: Virgil forgets his make-up. The others are surprised. Pairings: LAMP/Polyamsanders Word count: 982

Untitled Drabble #5 Summary: (Human AU) Virgil hates flying. Pairing(s): Analogical Word count: 100

Untitled Drabble #4 Summary: (Human AU) Virgil doesn’t want to get a shot. Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders Word count: 100

Untitled Drabble #3 Summary: (Human AU) Virgil is injured in the process of preventing an accident. His boyfriends worry about him. Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders Word count: 481

Untitled Drabble #2 Summary: Virgil worries about their new relationship. Roman confronts, then comforts him. Pairing(s): Prinxiety Word count: 612

Untitled Drabble #1 Summary: “Is he coming home?“ Pairing(s): LAMP/Polyamsanders (platonic or romantic) Word count: 326

Bad Days Summary: Virgil has a bad day. Patton helps him through it. Pairing(s): Moxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 2,388

Box of Puppies Summary: Roman has an idea. Virgil is anxious about it, but not for the reasons Roman assumes. Pairing(s): Prinxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 1,422

Fairy Tales Summary: Logan reads to Virgil Pairing(s): Analogical (implied crush) Word count: 1,205

Migraine Summary: Virgil suffers a migraine. Patton helps him. Pairing(s): Moxiety (platonic or romantic) Word count: 1,007

Sleep Talking Summary: Virgil talks in his sleep. Logan is amused. Pairing(s): Analogical Word count: 288

Hero Summary: Virgil will never be Thomas’s hero Pairing(s): None Word count: 348

Forgetting Summary: Sometimes, Virgil forgets who he is supposed to be. Pairing(s): None Word count: 373 CW: Self-loathing, angst