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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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OK so what's the "60 years ago" sign





Abandoned honeymoon suite
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So Tumblr needs to learn about Sakisama again.

draw your fave wrestler like this
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This is a bizarrely terrifying question. Way too many rules.
You can use any travel method you like, walking, public transport, so on. You can get an uber but their map has failed so you'll have to give directions. You can travel to other countries and count those libraries but you have to be able to completely navigate from your home without assistance. So you can catch a plane but must be able to travel to and from the airport. No limit on how long it takes. If you know which block it's on or which tram line but aren't sure precisely, but you feel sure you'd find it once you got there, count that as a yes (if you're not sure maybe google it now and see if your plan would work). You cannot rely on asking for directions though, this must be all your knowledge
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"I'm not wearing it"
"John, it's funny"
"it's embarrassing, Tim. You heard Martin when I opened it, he was so embarrassed he had to leave the room"
"sure that was definitely why."
"I'm sorry?"
"nothing"

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Not to mention that time you had your voice recorded to act as the text to speech of a government computer system.
Hope it's not too personal but did you ever did a voicing job for McMillan education publishing because I have a english textbook from them and one of the va from the listening exercises sounds like you and i feel like im going crazy
I don't believe so. The thing is I've been recorded a lot over the years so I may have been recorded as a teenager without me remembering/ realising it would be used. For instance, as a child I had my voice recorded to act as a speech aide for non-verbal children. I believe it was a one-off to help a specific kid who was struggling to get a voice that was appropriate for them but for all I know its still out there being used somewhere or even distributed. It's weird to think about. It's even possible I might still be some small kids voice out there. Probably the most important recording I ever did.
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Oh man, I am golden. This guy has done so many Harolds


you've been put in A Situation. you have to deal with it and get out to the other side alive. luckily a portal opens and a Star Trek character emerges to help!
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Honestly the assumption that Doctor Who fans like Doctor Who is kind of bold.
this is the funniest thing about iplayer listing doctor who as three separate programmes
pretty huge leap guys, are you sure these are the kinds of programmes doctor who fans might like
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Fed up with broad comedy. Give me narrow comedy. Give me a show where I watch it in silence taking notes, then go to my set of hardback leatherbound encyclopedias, read for fifteen minutes, then laugh until I wet myself.
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for a guy who "dislikes" social media he sure managed to post six thousand times on Bluesky. On BLUESKY.
Not Neil gaiman trying to say he “dislikes”social media which is why he’s been so quite like we couldn’t all see his chronically online ass on here everyday
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I just enjoy the fact that Richard Henry Lee was a Linux user

the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild
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also we have a whole entertainment medium for people who want to listen to something rather than look at something
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Visited old fishmarket close today!! No skin stealing monsters in sight but there was some anglerfish graffiti, whoever did that I love you know,


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(cartoon by benjamin schwartz, caption by dril)
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Wow, these gals are such good pals.
i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>
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