theamaus
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theamaus · 4 days ago
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Rooks running around dealing with everybody else’s trauma but heavens for it she brings her boyfriend on every mission
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theamaus · 4 days ago
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New rook just dropped
Pic 1: Maribel “Rook” Mercar, reaper, necRomancer (eyyyy), early 30s
Pic 2: idk I just love a wedding AU. I imagine Rooks very Tevinter human family being a little fought off guard by their dwarves daughters new husband but they’d learn to like him eventually
Pic 3: my rooks eyes are ass. She constantly misses easy jumps and gets shot or hit where all my other rooms would have parried or dodged so I conclude she must be blind as a bat. It’s cannon now.
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theamaus · 14 days ago
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Imagine trying to study in the Memorial Gardens
Just chillin’ with your books, trying to pass your classes, when boom, Professor Volkarin shows up, turning the sky into a goddamn magical light show. Sparkles everywhere. Wisps twirling around like they’re auditioning for Cirque du Soleil. Why? Oh, because he’s spitting mad game at some ridiculously hot 20-year-old.
He’s laying it on thick, throwing out lines like “It is when I will it, my dear,” like he’s the main character in a Wattpad fanfic.
You just want to study and one of his wisps is trying to crawl up your ass
Meanwhile Professor Volkarin is very busy tongue-deep in this rando’s mouth now, mystical fireworks popping off around them, while you’re just trying to figure out how to survive midterms.
Wasn’t he supposed to be on sabbatical anyway?? Like, sir, go be messy elsewhere.
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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When you date a warden you date his half bird-half lion son that’s the deal
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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Jock boyfriends
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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Reject humanity, embrace worm.
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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choked on my own spit reading this banter
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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So ... I did that. 👀
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Forgive my bad English - here is a bit background. uwu
This Rook is a Mourn Watch mage and also that kind of necromancer, people don't trust. And not only because he is a bit sassy. He's used to being alone, because he even creeps the other Mourn Watchers. He talks to spirits around him, even tho there are non. And yes, he sounds a little fanatic when he does that … speaking with himself, wandering around in his dark laboratory… So he plays with seen as creepy. Also, people think he is just a young brat, and so they don't take him seriously, thanks to his feminine features - he hated his face for that for a long time. Imagen being in your 30th and people still think, you are a child. (I mean, I have to deal with that all day long …)
But yeah… he also has waaaaay too much fun with a bone saw. Boy, please. Don't laugh like that, while you work on the dead … His creations are … creative, you could say. He is more of a necro-artist, designing the dead like they saw themselves. And well, that IS a bit creepy. Even as a Mourn Watcher. Did his eyes glow while cutting that man in half? Is that a normal smile or a "run as fast as you can" smile?
Only Varric was able to ground that "kid" and so Rook stopped being brassy (okay, not fully). And he also stopped beeing creepy on purpose (okay, not all the time).
And then he met Emmrich. Someone he only heard of - and from only hearing, actually disliked. A perfect image of a Mourn Watcher, he would never full fill. But this kind man … he never judged Rook, not even for a second. Flirting with him was a joke until Rook saw Emmrichs reaction. That look on his face. There was a hint of curiosity - a chance - a spark … So Rook got hooked thanks to his big mouth.
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This short comic has no real story, I just wanted to draw something sweet ... uwu But it is not explicit.
Read from left to right.
page-01 - page-02 - page-03 - page-04 - page-05 - page-06 - page-07 - page-08 - page-09 - page-10 - page-11 - page-12 - page-13 - page-14 - page-15 - page-16
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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ehm... this... you know?
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theamaus · 1 month ago
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I need everyone who didn’t read the books to know that Felassan (who’s name means slow arrow in elven)
This guy
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Who was in several of solas’ memories and has notes around the lighthouse and crossroads
Was in the masked empire. He was a friend and mentor of Brialas and helped her with her efforts to use her relationship with Celene to improve the lives of elves in Orlais (and tried to let her down gently when it became apparent that was not enough).
He refuses to let Briala tell him the code for the eluvian network so that he cannot give it on to Solas. Refusing to tell him would not be enough to keep it from him. When he meets with Solas he tries to convince him that modern elves should be given a chance. Solas murders him, his ally of thousands of years, for this.
In inquisition, Cole says this:
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This is what the Betrayal of Felassan represents. Solas murdered his trusted friend and ally because he though modern elves were people whose lives had value.
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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we have fun here in Thedas
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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Gaby Soto is a gift
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Edit: I missed one!
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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I got some emmrich art cooking in my head, as soon as I'm done with work, I'm going nuts with it For now this shall suffice
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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theamaus · 2 months ago
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who said anything about spooky, scary skeletons in the Necropolis?
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