#just fuck off bots

[ravenwraithe]

TUMBLR CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE P0RN BOTS PLEASE I KEEP GETTING NOTIFICATIONS ABOUT SOMEONE FOLLOWING ME AND ITS. JUST A RANDOM BOT. FUCKKKKK

[huginsmemory]

Reading journal 3 again is a reminder that... Well Ford is kinda an asshole towards Fiddleford. It's not just Stan. Like he's so focused on himself and his project and his ambition that anyone/thing else blurs out (him disregarding Fiddleford's nervousness around the gremloblin because he wants to sketch it, and when it goes sideways, him talking about the safety of the project parts BEFORE how Fiddleford was doing in his journal, multiple times. Priorities much?) and he's demeaning towards Fiddleford's own project (which ends up being wayyyy more important then Ford's discoveries)... Like damn Fiddleford, u left ur wife and young son for this guy?

[johnwickb1tsch]

When someone breaks into your gallery trying to kidnap you, you turn to Security Systems Alliance for professional help. You're afraid it might be your ex, who may have connections to the 14k Triad in Hong Kong. Donaka Mark himself takes a personal interest in your case...

JANITOR.AI

[sunnylighter]

Posting this because I'm mad, but I really want people to stop soliciting me on fanfiction.net. These are just some of the ones I've been getting lately. I have done everything short of blocking all notifications from there entirely, which I don't want to do because some people still there actually still read my stories and give nice reviews. I want to keep interacting with them. I also get the occasional request to beta-read someone's fic, and I enjoy doing that as well.

But recently only 1 in every 10 messages from there were actually from people who like my work and want to talk to me about it. Instead, I keep getting messages from these fuckers and their copy-and-past little sales pitches. Usually, it's in PMs, but the most recent one was in a review of my fic. Considering this particular comment was on chapter 1, I highly doubt they actually read my fic. You can tell from how their messages are so similar and yet despite claiming to have read my fics and that they were great, they fail to mention any details about them. Were the characters portrayed right, if they like a plot twist I put in, a particular moment that was especially sad, or funny, or got them hyped? Nothing. Just, 'Hey, I like your work, buy my shit'.

I'm not even sure if there are real people behind these accounts. The account pages are usually pretty empty aside from linking their profiles on other sites, and maybe a handful of random favorite stories or authors. And all of them were new accounts started in late August of this year. Honestly, I'm pretty sure a lot of them are bots or some kind of scam. I wouldn't be surprised if any 'art' bought off these accounts were just made with AI.

Whatever the case, I don't trust it and really advise against anyone buying from these people. If you want commissions based on your fics, please research and reach out to artists yourself instead of giving money to these annoying snake-oil salesmen.

I love fanart of my fics. I greatly appreciate anyone who chooses to make fanart of my fics, and adore seeing it so, so much. But if I ever decide I want a commission, I will reach out to you, not the other way around. If anyone knows more about why this is happening and how to get them to leave me alone, please let me know.

[orionshounds]

im going fucking insane because i realized all of the contestants were unknowingly keeping each other in the false reality

if there had been just ONE contestant who wasn’t made by mephone, all it would've taken is an offhanded comment about their family, or a story about time before the show for the others to realise they don't have any memories like that. but! NONE of them do!! they cant bring up what they don't have, and if no one else talks about it they wouldn't even realize what they're missing!!!

but there actually is, in fact, a contestant not made by mephone

and they have been the only contestant to directly ask about time before the show

the only thing that kept the charade going was both of them assumed it was just cabby’s memory.

[weekdaysend]

Hellooo would anyone like to see my silly Humanformers sketches ♥️ (I will make full refs of these at some point)

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

i knew it would happen but oh my god. oh my. fucking god. i couldn't imagine it would be so bad when requesting. i was thinking about the lola propaganda and emo boy lovers and the gross freak haters. i couldn't possibly imagine that he would get such a GIANT pass percentage. yes there's six more hours to go but i know it's going to get worse over the night. As the blog curator is he really now the most passed on character I'm curious

Currently Masterson is still at a higher percentage than Beast Machines Rattrap, who I believe is our current Least Fuckable character. Masterson clears the bar by a whole percent.

And with your help we can set the bar even lower. It's not too late to Get His Ass

I don't know beachcomber too well but any humanfucker bots are welcome here.

Admittedly I was thinking at least a little bit about the rescue bots when I wrote the post because I swear to Primus every one of the main cast of bots is trying to fuck humans. Not even necessarily their human partners specifically (boulder and heatwave absolutely are tho), but at some point, every one of the bots has Said or Done Some Shit in the show that reads like they're interested in getting with humans. Prowl "I've fantasized about being human before" TFA walked so the rescue bots could sprint.

(I've also just kinda had Boulder/Graham Brainrot lately, so that might be contributing lmao)

[nebulousjoy]

it's actually so shitty that ao3 allows & protects ai generated stories. even tho...those stories weren't written by a person. they aren't true fanworks.

it's just shit a bot stole and slapped together. in what way is that material worth preserving.

EDIT: radfems & TERFs, fuck off. rot to death.

[butch-bakugo]

Why are vetted accounts sending people stuff like this.

I mean it's clearly copy-pasted and sent to multiple people but this isn't even a donations ask. Imma guess the reason people aren't responding is because you're accusing them of not doing enough for Palestine and sending it to multiple people who you clearly don't check because I've been posting about and for Palestine since oct 7th when I learned about it.

Also yes he is looking for donations, you can check his account and find it. Why are you sending this guilt trippy stuff to people and accusing them of not caring enough? You don't know me? You send these to multiple people so your clearly not checking the account in question. This dose nothing to help you personally or the Palestinian cause, it just pisses people off and makes them question vetters.

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

[ravenwraithe]

these spam bots are getting real good at pretending to be actual humans like, their urls are coherent and not something like 'ann-ageffrusjs64'

i got a follow from someone named undercover -cell8, i tapped on it

voila, empty blog

that's actually something someone would use as their url

like, who is making these bots what is their motive

[toastermelody]

Qualia sisters designs GO (ft shitty mockups of their donut designs)

[shinygemstone]

WELL

THE BOTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

WE FEED THEM THE BLOCK BUT THEY JUST KEEP COMING

DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WHAT THEY WANT FROM US

THEIR PROFILES ARE EMPTY AND BUST

SO MUCH I'VE BLOCK, MUCH MORE TO DO

WHY CAN'T I JUST PUNCH MY WAY OUT

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T TRY

YOU'LL NEVER PUNCH AN A.I.

[lemonking00]

Finished the gijinka for Orion n Dee. So now I gotta to Optimus and Megs. Idk what kinda outfit I wanna do for em but we'll see.

Also also. I've caved and am now learning how to draw Mechs. I've put this off for years. It is my time.

And yes. The gray on Orion is to go with Dee, and same with Dee's shirt being blue. Wanted to have their pallets be balanced in some way.

[dietcokecryptid]

just remembered that google docs is stealing writing and feeding it to an AI bot. why did the world ever have to come to this? like sure, it's only getting heaps and heaps of unrequited yearning and horny gay people, but why did this ever have to happen? why do you have to steal my human words and experiences and nuances, even if it is just 30k of the same character feeling a little Internalized Homophobia? that's MY internalized homophobia!!! give it back!!

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Rescue Bots Blurr