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WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB, ASSHOLE!

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how dare you hide these in the tags

ftr I am forever going to be bitter that the post I wanted to be "let's talk about extinct ecosystems and how cool they are!" got derailed into yet another post just talking about a single taxon like the millions of other posts on palaeoblr

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ftr I am forever going to be bitter that the post I wanted to be "let's talk about extinct ecosystems and how cool they are!" got derailed into yet another post just talking about a single taxon like the millions of other posts on palaeoblr

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huh. so it turns out my religious trauma doesn't prevent me from enjoying catholic aesthetics in horror movies. BUT it does make it significantly less natural for me, the viewer, to root for priest characters. turns out there's an innate part of me that sees a church uniform and just starts booing. i see a priest and i want him to fail miserably.

how did i learn this about myself? well recently i watched the popular horror film The Exorcist

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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I've never seen someone as disrespectful towards Hinduism as the loudest proponents of Hindutva.

What do you mean you've decided to flatten varied diverse traditions and beliefs into one boring monolithic whole?! And you're calling it revolutionary? Be serious.

-Mod S

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Since AO3 and Tumblr got together on Twitter does that mean Twitter was third wheeling in their own house? Is this one of those fics where two characters visit a friend and then proceed to find love/confess to one another in said friends house?

Sorry (not sorry) Twitter.

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are. are we still doing this.

tagteam art <333333 the ao3xtumblr ship has infected my brain

guys they are beautiful lesbian wives and i want them to kiss

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Guess what? I procastinated again today! But I couldn't limit myself to one meme because I wanted you to have a choice. And I obviously have something personal for Twitter. 😆

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Watching ao3 and tumblr make it official is like being a bastard child watching your parents finally get together

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lol spotify x pinterest

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Seeing Tumblr and Ao3 be an official ship is like seeing your mom and your family friend who you jokingly wished would be your dad getting married.

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Ao3blr and other apps relationship chart

Tumblr and Ao3 are getting MARRIED! Let’s see who’s who at the wedding party.

Fanfiction.net - Maid of Honor. Ao3’s older sibling.

Wattpad - Bridesmaid, Ao3’s little sister.

Pinterest - Wedding Planner and Best Man, Tumblr’s friend. Tumblr sees Pinterest as a little brother.

4Chan - Wedding Guest, one of Tumblr’s many exes. However, following the recent hack, Tumblr and 4Chan made up somewhat and are on good enough terms.

Reddit - Wedding Guest, Tumblr’s uncle

Spotify - Groomsman, tumblr’s best friend from college. Also friends with Ao3, they met at a convention.

Instagram, Snapchat, Discord - Wedding Guests, all Tumblr’s friends and family.

DeviantArt - Wedding Guest, Ao3’s best friend. Definitely godmother to Ao3’s kids if they have any.

Webtoons, Internet Archive, Quora - Wedding Guests, all Ao3’s friends and family

Twitter/X - Not Actually Invited, crashed the party anyway after their messy breakup with Tumblr.

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The wedding is as far away from October as possible (they're both VERY busy)

Ao3 is on the verge of a breakdown because of whumptober

Tumblr is drowning in spooky season fans

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When ao3 is trending and for the first time ever not because it’s down