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Distraction
Billy Butcher x reader
In which Butcher returns in a rage and needs you to take his mind off it.
Cw: smut (18+), masturbation, fingering, sex, oral, hair pulling, choking.
You hadn't planned on staying so late, but you'd gotten caught up in a podcast, enjoyed the silence of the empty space between the words.
A loud slam startles you. You're instantly on high alert, popping an ear bud out, holding your breath, realizing - damn it - it's 6pm already. The setting sun peeking through the window blinding you momentarily as you rise, you hear more slamming.
As you glance toward the door, there's the familiar cussing of Butcher. You can't help but heave a relieved breath. At least it wasn't a supe.
It's stupid of you, really, but you approach. Tentative. Anxious.
You say nothing when he meets eyes with you.
"What're you still doin' 'ere? It's late." His voice is almost a growl.
"I know. Wasn't paying attention."
He shoots you a look. "See? That's a problem, luv. You're distracted." He seems to get more angry as he thinks about it.
Before he can say anything else, his phone is going off and he glances down to read a message.
Rage overtakes him again. You think he's going to toss his phone at the wall, but he pockets it and slams a file folder on the desk beside him.
He runs his hands down his face.
You step closer, wanting to fix it; you're always wanting to fix it.
"This ain't somethin' you can fix, dutches," he mutters quietly, instantly reading you.
"Let me try."
He's about to say something, but instead he shakes his head, his boots sounding as he closes the distance between you.
And then he's kissing you so suddenly, you can't help but gasp. Moments - mere moments and you're catching up, kissing him back, wrapping your arms around his neck as he hoists you in his arms.
The kissing turns into you pawing at each other on the couch, to you grinding against his thigh only to feel his phone there, the thing vibrating with a text again and you startling. Butcher lets out a, "don't go givin' me ideas" when he hears you moan.
And before you know it, you're on your knees before his widespread legs, his cock out, his big hand stroking it. He makes you beg before he lets you put your mouth on him.
"Mmm, 'at's a good girl, takin' all of me."
Fingers wrap in your hair, he pulls any time you deepthroat him. You're wet from this, soaking your panties - hoping he'll treat you to some part of him after this; his hands, his mouth, his fingers - you'd thank him for any.
The anger sheds from him; turns into need. You do a good job of distracting him from whatever it was.
Butcher isn't loud, but he lets you know what he likes. He's grabby; touching you anywhere he can. And he's chatty - the filthy things coming from his mouth make you heated.
One hand pumping his cock as you suck him off, your other hand trails between your legs. You're clothed so it's not providing any real relief on your clit, but it feels good.
When Butcher sees, he's taunting you. "Ohh such a sneaky thing you are. Those dainty fingers ain't got half the tricks I do. You thinkin' about them? Thinking of my meaty fucking hand cupped around your pretty fucking cunt?"
Another deep throat. He yanks your hair as you stroke his balls.
You linger there, down on his cock, tongue pressing against the underside of him, his vein pulsing, your hand gentle on his balls. As you come up for one more go, he's forcing you back down and you're almost choking. He cums without warning and you do your best to swallow him down.
Moments pass. He's got you sprawled across the desk in seconds.
When he undresses you, you're arching toward him, eager to kiss him again, but he's biting his way down your body, marking up your thighs in his travel to your center.
He's pocketed your panties. He would.
You're about to comment when his mouth finds your clit and he's sucking. You cry out, surprised when a finger plays with your wetness, slips inside of you, arches just right. You're saying his name like a hymn and he hasn't done anything yet, not really.
You want to ask for more, but he's way ahead of you: inserting another finger, working up the speed. You're blissed out already. He matches the pace with his mouth.
The groans he lets out shoot vibrations right through you and you're embarrassed at how fast you cum for him.
He keeps up pace, doesn't falter a second.
When you hear a, "fuuuuck you're fun," you're tempted to offer all of you to him - but he's way ahead of you.
You hear his pants hit the floor, feel his mouth leaving you.
"What say you, we have a bit of a go then?"
You pant out a, "please" and he's slipping his fingers out of you.
You pull him close before he's expecting it, kiss him harshly. Billy tries to push you back down, but you put up a fight, shoving his arms away so you can keep kissing him.
He lets out a growl when you bite his neck in the scuffle.
Of course, he ultimately wins and pins you against the desk. He wastes no time angling your hips and lining himself up with your entrance. A few strokes of his cock against your wetness and he's pushing inside of you.
He pauses until you're comfortable but that's the only kindness he gives you. His pace is unrelenting; you can feel his desperation. It doesn't stop his fingers from pressing against your clit and making you cum again.
"'At's right, cum on my cock, love. So good how you squeeze me."
He chokes you and you realize you like it. The feel of his big hand on your throat, holding you in a way that's between care and desperation. He knows what he's doing - knows just when to let go; like he's testing you.
You have no control. He's completely consuming you. It's freeing, almost.
Another orgasm later and you're pretty sure you're seeing stars. When he demands another, you tell him you can't; you've never.
"You will," he growls.
And he's right.
You cum again. He's so overwhelmed by the feel of you, he almost spills inside. A drop of cum plops on the floor before he's stroking himself over you, painting your belly with his cum.
It's filthy and arousing all at once.
You want more of him.
And he can read it all over your face.
"Ah, such a pretty fuckin sight you are; all painted up for me. Fucking gorgeous."
You almost assume he'll leave you like this, but as you lie there catching your breath, you feel a cloth wiping softly against your skin.
Hm. Billy and aftercare. Who knew?
"Come home with me, love?" It's quiet, the deep rumble of his voice.
And you're so damn eager to say yes but you catch your breath, nod up at him, feel the intimacy of this moment; feel raw and real for once in your time knowing Butcher.
You manage out, "Anything for you" and watch the emotion dance across his face.
#billy butcher#billy butcher x reader#billy butcher x you#the boys#billy butcher smut#this is smut#billy butcher x you smut#billy butcher brainrot go brr#billy butcher imagine#tw choking#sorry to say but i suck at tw bc i overthink everything and so many things in my writing could trigger people#just block me honestly#dont read my writing
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Bad: I donât think people understand the effect QSMP had on some of the streamers in terms of like⊠The real raw mental impact, so Iâm gonna set the stage for you. [...] Imagine that you were given a friend to play Minecraft with â like your best friend â BUT if this person dies, if they die in the game, you never get to talk to them again. Can you imagine what thatâs like?
Bad: If you did not live through the QSMP, if you did not live through that, it almost sounds like, crazy. But I donât think people realize how much of a joyous experience the Eggs were. They were SO awesome! They were literally so awesome to just hang out with and spend time with.
Bad: Iâm not saying I regret it. To this day, I loved the experience. Iâd do it all over again in a heartbeat. Even knowing how everything went, I would still do it all over again. [...] I would still do it all over again, because â even knowing like, all the trauma and suffering and stuff like that â because it was just⊠It was just that fun, it was just that fun.
Earlier today during his stream, Bad shared his experience and thoughts about the Eggs and the significant emotional (and traumatic) impact they had on him and his fellow QSMP members.
This clip a very edited-down version since his commentary was ~13 minutes long, so I highly recommend checking out Bad's VOD if you have the time. (Timestamp: 47:36 - 1:00:14)
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Bad: To be fair Chat, I really think the QSMP... I don't think anyone really can relate to it, Chat. It's something that's so... I've told people this before, likeâ but it's hard to understand. Right? Like...
Where was I? Sorry Chat, I'm losing my train of thought. Look, let me explain Chatâ here's the dealio, ok? Here's the dealio, and this is what I mean when I say like, it's important to keep this in mind, Chat. Ok? It's important to keep this in mind:
I donât think people understand the effect that the QSMP had on like, some of the streamers, in terms of like⊠The real raw mental impact, so Iâm gonna set the stage for you. This is the analogy Iâve given to every person who Iâve like, shared this with. Imagine you meet somebodyâ [He hears a strange noise] What the fudge was that? Did you hear that?
Anywayâ Chip! The story I was just relaying to Chat, Chip, was this: I was sharing this story with them, I saidâ I was giving them an analogy.Â
Imagine Chat, for example, imagine that you were⊠playing Minecraft, with likeâ you were given a friend to play Minecraft with, Chat, like your best friend, and [unintelligible] were like, âHey, you get to play Minecraft with this person, right? BUT if this person dies â theyâre currently your best friend, Chip â but if they die in the game, you never get to talk to them again. Ever again.â Can you imagine what thatâs like, Chip?
I donât think a lot of people understand like, what that does, right? Iâm not gonna say that like, it creates this situation, Chip, that like, messes with your head, but itâ Chip â but it totally, totally does, Chip. It messes with your head! It literally puts you in a position where youâre second-guessing and thinking about everything, Chip! Youâre thinking about EVERYTHING Chip! Ok? And thatâs the problem, Chipâ is you turn into a paranoid monster because of it, Chip! Like, you donât understand Chipâ I was- I was so afraid of every dirt block, I used to carry a shovel with me Chip, and I would specifically right-click dirt blocks that looked suspicious because mines, Chipâ mines could not be shoveled! Like, I was crazy, Chip! But hereâs the problem, Chip: that craziness is still there. Iâm genuinely likeâ
I remember thinking Chip, that I would one dayâ I was like, âIâm going to move pastââ here, letâs go up here, Chip. I remember thinking one day Chip, I was like, âIâm gonna move past the underground base, one of these days. You know, one of these days, I feel like Iâll be able to grow and achieve the desire to build a base that doesnât have to be underground.â But I donât think itâs possible now Chip, because I think⊠I just donât know. I feel like the paranoiaâ thereâs still like, residual leftover trauma from that situation, Chip.
But hereâs the problem Chip: I donât think I donât thinkâ I donât think people understand it. Like, I just really donât. But I also donât blame them Chip, âcuz I donât think itâs possible to fully understand it if you havenât lived through it. Like, if you did not live through the QSMP⊠Iâm talking about the QSMP, I donât- I donât know if that was obviousâ if you did not live through that, it almost sounds like, crazy. But I donât think people realize how much of a joyous experience like, the Eggs were. Right? I donât think people realize it. Like, they were SO awesome! They were literally so awesome to just hang out with and spend time with, Chip. So, itâs just one of those things thatâ
[Heâs interrupted by a loud rumble of thunder above them]
Did lightning just strike here? Is it thunderstorming outâŠ? But anyway, Chip. Thatâs the food for thought.
But thatâs the problemâ Like, every time it rains in Minecraft, I have to like, look at the sky, and I get this weird, like, second--hand vibe because of the trauma. The trauma, Chip! The trauma is real! But thatâs the pointâ Iâm not saying I regret it. I, to this day Chip, I loved the experience. Iâd do it all over again in a heartbeat. Even knowing how everything went, I would still do it all over again.Â
[He falls down] Dangit, donât come over here Chip, âcuz Iâm coming back up! Ok.
I would still do it all over again, because â even knowing like, all the trauma and suffering and stuff like that â because it was just⊠It was just that fun, Chip, it was just that fun. I really wiâ I donât think itâs ever gonna be possible, Chip, to give people that same energy, like that same experience. You know what I mean, Chip? I donât think itâs ever gonna be possible again. Like, EVER.
Because⊠because like, one: I will say on one level Chip, I will say on one level, likeâ itâs sort of emotionally like⊠Itâs emotionally devastating, and I think to actually go through thatâ and this is where like, if I ever do end up going to aâ see a therapist, if I ever do end up going to see a therapist at any point, Iâll talk it over with them and be like, âHey, what do you think about this?â Because I genuinely think on one level, likeâ itâs created this fear of forming attachments because of like, how things can go. You know what I mean? Like, the fear of getting attached to something and then potentially losing it. Like, itâs- itâs a genuine thing. I think people forget about that.
Like, at the end of the day, everything was RP, right? On the server. You know what I mean? Like, everything was RP, Chip. BUT at the same point, even though it was RP Chip, it was still likeâ there the reality of you were still playing like, with another person, and you were still getting that experience, and it felt like you were genuinely attached to someone and you didnât want anything bad to happen to them. It was GENUINELY stressful, Chip.
But at the same point, I donât regret it, and I donât think it was a bad experience. IâmâÂ
Sometimes in life Chip, you go through stuff, and maybe you have a certain amount of like, things that like, can happen, that youâre like, âYou know what, maybe this wasnât a good thing that this happened,â but at the same point, you still arenât necessarily upset about it, because⊠itâs like growing as a person, right? Hereâs the thing Chip; even bad situations, Chip, can lead to an overall good outcome. Likeâ
Even if youâre going through something bad Chip, just because a bad thing happens doesnât mean that only bad things have to come from that. Thatâs one of the things I tell people all the time, Chip, is that if you go through a bad situation, you can learn from it, and you can use your experience to help others. And you can be thatâ you can be, at the worst-case scenario, you can be someone for other people who are going through that same experience to lean on when they go through that.I think thereâs a certain amount of comfort that comes from that; from knowing no matter how bad your situation is, youâre not the only person whoâs experienced it. You know what I mean?
#Badboyhalo#BBH#Bad#QSMP#January 8 2025#Edited#I know folks are going to add their two cents on this subject in the tags / comments / replies (and as always you're welcome to do that)#But for the sake of my sanity please don't be an asshole to any of the CCs / ex-admins / fellow fans / anyone else. Thanks#Most folks here don't need a ''Don't be a dumbass'' reminder but I had to block someone for that earlier and it was a bit disappointing#This is going to be a Tumblr exclusive clip because I don't trust Twitter to have common sense or common decency about this topic#Tumblr exclusive#Anyways business aside â that black line on the side is just part of Bad's stream btw. He just Has That#Took too long for this to render otherwise I'd edit it out because it's annoying#I'm just realizing this screenshot doesn't even have Dapper OTL but it's the best one I have so I gotta work with what I got#Honestly; I still miss QSMP dearly... I love the core intent of the project and the multicultural exchange#I love all the language barriers that were broken and I loved all the stories that were told and watching beautiful friendships bloom#But I am still so angry and disappointed about how things ended and all the poor communication and the admin situation as a whole#It's a complicated feeling#I agree with pretty much everything Bad says here#It's ironic that he uses that analogy because I've said almost the exact same thing when explaining why losing any Egg was so devastating#We weren't just mourning for the characters. We were mourning for the admins too#I'll never forget that last stream with Tazercraft and Richas; and Pac ending stream in tears#I wish they'd done away with the Egg life system. I wish they'd done a lot of things differently#If the project ever does come back in some shape or form I hope they are more transparent about things and have better communication#I dunno how I'd feel personally. They would have to do a lot of work regaining people's trust#And frankly I don't think they'll ever regain that trust from a large portion of the community#I remember near the start of QSMP I saw a comment from a fan that simply said ''QSMP; please don't leave me feeling bitter''#I think about that comment a lot
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âYou accused me of sexism with no contextâ is a crazy thing to say when you literally cut the part of tommyâs video where he clearly explains the context
#he SAID it was about g*orge#this is just starting to get sad honestly#tommyinnit#dream situation#drm supporters donât even bother trying to argue with me Iâm crazy and I bite also I will just block you
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DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009)Â â developed by bioware.
#gamingnetwork#vgedit#videogameedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#gameplaydaily#daoedit#mydao#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#alistair theirin#honestly his reaction is extremely normal. it is also funny#i wish da was still this nuts. BRING BACK SEX MAGIC !!!!!!#this seems peak like the sort of set that will have ppl being annoying in my notes. and let me just say. i will block u
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Okay, so this is a wild hypothetical and begging baseless speculation... but would Matt getting the boot be better for Tumblr specifically? Have unintentional knock-ons? (And thanks for all your commentary and updates!)
this is absolutely a wild hypothetical! the answer is, perhaps predictably, that it depends on who replaces him.
automattic as a whole is rotten from the top down. one of the board members is a perfect example of this: the very first female general in the US military. #girlboss, right? matt was very excited about bringing her onboard.
matt is on the board. toni, who i believe is the interim ceo and know very little about, is on the board. i would assume that any replacement ceo would be less likely to start a complete PR trashfire, but that doesn't mean that they're not still going to be making cynical, profit-based decisions.
in this economy it's very unlikely that tumblr will be staffed well enough or given enough agency to create actual lasting change for the better. but we'd at least have a ceo who isn't prone to using superadmin tools to fuck individual people over when trying to win arguments, i guess? which is not a structural win in any way, it just removes one particular volatile factor.
#tony answers#tumblr meta#tony muses#honestly just waiting for matt to fish up my phone number from the hr database and call me#luckily for me unlike anyone else who was in that situation i am not us based and have the luxury of blocking any us numbers that call me
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Hello, don't mind me, I just need to vent for a second.
First off, I just wanna say, as an aroace person on the ace-spectrum, feel free to ship Alastor all you want. Ship him with anyone. Have fun with it. Sex repulsed. Non-sex repulsed. Grey-ace. Demisexual. Pure unadulterated smut. Whatever, have at it. I love that shit.
Just please do it without infantilizing ace-aro people.
The amount of art, fics, and takes I've come across that's so patronizing to Alastor and his sexuality. Thing's like Alastor venting to Rosie about his feelings for a character with the caption "Alastor feeling love for the first time." Or Alastor wanting to have sex with a character and having feelings about that, and someone commenting "That's called a boner, sweetheart. That means you like them đ€"
Like??? Like do ya'll not see how patronizing that sounds? Being ace-aro doesn't mean you don't know your own body. It doesn't mean you don't understand the functions of your body.
It doesn't mean you've never experienced intense emotions. It doesn't mean you've never experienced love before.
And, look, I know these are meant to be jokes. I know. People are joking. I laughed at the first few I came across, too. It's not meant to be harmful or condescending; no one means it that way. But there's been so much with such...bad takes recently, and I don't know about any other ace-spec people (I don't speak for all ace-specs. Hell, there are probably other ace-spec's who don't mind, enjoy it, or are making content like it themselves. I just speak for myself) but GOD it's getting uncomfortable.
Alastor is in his late 30's-early 40's in human years. That is the established age range we have for him. Do you really think that he'd go that long without ever experiencing "love?" He went through puberty just like everyone else, do you think he doesn't understand his own body???
Being asexual, or sex-repulsed, or touch-repulsed doesn't mean you automatically don't explore these parts of yourself. It doesn't mean he's never, once in his life, touched his own dick, or pussy, or whatever genitalia you're giving him. He can still very well be a "virgin" (which in and of itself is a social construct) while also knowing his body and confidently handling any "sexual needs" he has.
Do you really think he doesn't know what a boner is? That in all the years he's been alive and dead (on Earth and in Hell), he wouldn't have experienced these things once? (And you know what? Maybe he hasn't! Perhaps there are ace's out there like that! But you're telling me he doesn't KNOW what that is??? Really???)
Ah, no, it's all because he just hasn't found the right person yet, right? It's not until Lucifer/Angel Dust/Vox, whoever found him, and they gave him these feelings, and oh no, poor Bambi is feeling twitterpated and horny for the first time, isn't that romantic!
Honestly, not really. It just sounds like the same, stupid shit ace-aro people hear from family, friends, and acquaintances about their sexuality. You know, the tried and true: "Oh, you just haven't found the right person yet. You'll want all that eventually, you'll seeđ"
Do you not see how frustrating that is?
Look, I am all down for Alastor exploring parts of himself. I want him to navigate different relationships, feel them out, figure out what kind of relationship he wants and what he's okay and not okay with doing. But there are ways to do that without treating him like a little UwU silly baby boy who doesn't know his own body, or his own emotions, or his own relationships with other characters. Like he needs someone to teach him about himself.
How about instead, he finds someone he feels comfortable exploring these elements with? Instead of them "teaching" him how to fuck, or masturbate, or whatever the hell you want to call it, they're giving him the room and safe-space to explore it at his own pace??!!
It comes across as someone who isn't on the ace-spectrum "teaching" an ace-spec character about their own sexuality which puts such a gross taste in my mouth. Or, at least, that's how it comes across to me.
And the thing is, I know people aren't going to stop. I know they're going to keep infantilizing Alastor and his aro-ace identity, and I wasn't originally going to make this post, because you can't control what people do in fandom.
So this is mostly just a post to say: HEY! Hello! Ace-aro person here! I hope you all are having fun and I love that you're exploring Alastor's asexual/aromantic identity! Especially those who may not be in the ace-spectrum themselves, as you're learning about us and our experiences! That's awesome! Can we just do that while also treating Alastor like the adult he is? Can we do that without being infantilizing and patronizing about his sexual identity? Please?"
That's all I really wanted to say. I just needed to get this off my chest instead of letting it fester. This isn't an attack on anyone, this is just the perspective of an Alastor multi-shipper who loves exploring his relationships with other characters (sexually and non-sexually) and deep-diving into the dynamics of the show.
Thanks for reading.
#there are so many different ace-aro's with so many different experiences#im sure they all don't share they same feelings as me#but while I wasnt originally going to post anything cuz i don't want to rock the boat#i came to the realization that HEY! Im ace-aro too! I can't control what people do but I can offer a different perspective#honestly I know the best I can do is block and move on#I just wanted to put this out there#im tired of Alastor being infantalized#I'm tired of asexuality and aromansticm getting infantilized#its grating on me more and more#siigh#thanks for reading anyway#asexual#asexuality#aromantism#aromantic#aroace#acespec#asexual alastor#asexuel#aromanticism#arospec#allastoredeer thoughts#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness đ#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what đ#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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thought maybe i should post this here....hello griefer
#bright colors#roblox#block tales#block tales griefer#drew this as I am currently dying from Scarlet Fever (the common cold)#honestly i have no idea what is going on here i just had fun with it#i still dont know how to tag things#Shout out to the griefer cosplayer who adopted me into their party and carriedme through the pit I think about you everyday#ok i dont want to fill the tag box with my ramblings#Hi
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Spectra discovers a lifehack and I find out the exact resolution where comics become unreadable on tumblr!
#danny phantom#danny phantom fanart#vlad plasmius#penelope spectra#implied jack/vlad but that's a given with my blog#honestly i think anyone who has that ship blacklisted has just blocked me at this point and yet here i am warning yall#like im not a walking red flag xD#slash silly and stuff yknow
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Girl you saw Aaron kissing on that white woman?
I hate to say it but that British black man with sum blue eyes like em PALE. (Of course I am saying this purely in suspicion)
Yeah, I seent it. So? Lmfao. Sorry. Ik folks are pressed but I simply don't understand the need to find something bad about this man?
We have so very few (practically nonexistent) Black men that we can love on in public. He's smart, sweet, talented, precious, a goofball, a nerd, and introvert, and has been nothing but precious around Black women. He practically lights up around us.
Why is it so hard to believe that he's just....a good guy? Because we have proof that he liked ONE yt? Dont they all?
But what really gets me is that folks think he's not capable of liking a yt AND a Black woman đ€ like he has to be on one camp or the other.
And this is purely MY opinion. I'm not shaming anyone for caring. I understand. Its so beyond exhausting to feel like we're not wanted by our own counterparts. That they continually play in our faces and we love them anyway.
But until I actually see that he move funny around us, I just wanna love on him. I love that hes goofy and silly. I love that he can't dance. I love that he can sing and rap (though British rap is asssss, sorry Aaron daddy đ„Č). I love that hes an introvert. I love hearing him say "opportunity, for me personally, legacy, honored, brother, bruv" and whatever else fly outta that beautiful mouth of his.
I love that hes "lightskinned". I love that I get to see him in Lanterns next year, however I can have him. Because I know Gunn will piss me smooth awf đ I love that hes 6'3. I love that he works out. I love that he has tattoos. I love his big ass hands and that ass đđœ (that ass really needs to be worshipped)
I love that he dresses extremely well and couldn't pose for shit earlier in his career đ€Ł) I love that hes into the superhero genre as a whole (especially when everyone acts like it needs to go. Don't like it, don't watch. But don't ruin it for others who do like it).
I love that he shares a close bond with his family. I love how he lights up when he's comfortable. I love when he's in his feelings đđœđ€Șđ„” I love when he posts subtle thirst traps.
I love the Kelvin tiktok of him throwing his head back and laughing. I love that he can laugh about himself. I love his funny little laugh.
I love when he wears long sleeves. I love when he wears short sleeves. I love when he's tanned. I love when the camera makes him look pale as hell. I love when he wears glasses. I love when he brings those chains out đđđ .
I love when he hugs himself. I love when he has funny expressions. I love his big ears. I love his traditionally African features. I love his accent. I love that nasty tongue. I love his teefs Mr A is for All 32.
I love that he was a punk ass kid daring people to race him. I love that he had pimples. I love that hes finally getting the recognition he deserves. I love that he is only going to soar because he has a pure soul.
I love that he feels like our second chance with Chadwick. I love that his smile makes me melt. I love that every peek into his brain just makes me love him more.
I love that hes so cute I want to wring his neck. I love that I want to swing from his neck like a mf monkey đđœđ€Ș I love those tank tops he be wearing. Ooooof I love the hoochie Daddy shorts.
I love that hes Big Daddy. I love he went viral over an adverb. I love that hes into martial arts. I love that his thighs are so big. I love that he can lift 425 and pull damn near double that.
I love that he knows how to bring that ass outside. I love when he wears those shades. I love his photos. I love his juicy ass pink lips. I love that big headed, sloped shoulder, chameleon đ€Ș
I love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him
And if he turns up with a yt wife? Yes, that will hurt. But I'll always have Terry who canonically loves a Black woman from infinity to infinity (he instinctively believed Jess was the inside mole helping because he saw her as an ally)
Signed, A Certified Simp Named Mega
#megaminds asks#aaron pierre#something something if i had my faculties i shouldve made this rhyme#something something a love poem for mr pierre#i could go on honestly.#every photo every video every interview every role#i love it all#i am a certified simp#sorry no drama over here#keep in mind that this is MY opinion and it is MY blog so go on and block me if you feeling itchy over there#cerified simp#7 days a week#he makes me so weak in the knees#just the thought of him#sweet lawdt my heart racing just thinking of himmmmm#whether its aaron or terry#but all ik is that im leaving here with SUMN#black girls deserved to be loved on too#we have a good one for now yall#stop wishing ill on that man#he deserves nothing but peace and prosperity#he is our generations denzel#we at the beginning baby#WE gon be the aunties in our 60s talm bout that Aaron Pierre in a drama thats gonna win him an Oscar#and in the nursing home mourning his loss to this world#focus on what we love about him yall#dont we deserve us a him?#dont we deserve a man who LOVES us?#low key dr suess over here doe
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Heads up - transandrophobes are gonna get much, MUCH worse before this all settles down. We went from barely known to "transandrophobia truthers" to now being just openly called "cuntboys" and "zippertits". I've been sent anon hate for the last three days and I've blocked them all and not responded, and YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO.
I was there when the acephobes and arophobes were foaming at the fucking mouth and this is transandrophobes getting fucking pissed that their shallow ass feminism is being called out. Keep posting, block liberally, do NOT be afraid of stepping away and taking time for yourselves. You don't owe any fights in expense of your mental health.
Have a good day, y'all, especially those in the spotlight such as black and jewish trans men âđ»
#transandrophobia#keep yourselves mentally safe#these people are honestly just hateful and full of bile#ive learned to block and let them fuck off and vaguepost all they fucking want#time will bury their posts until whatever other accetable thing to discredit comes along#im asexual aromantic and a trans man#you cant fucking hurt me lol
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moon n ballora
#my art#daycare attendant#dca fandom#moondrop#ballora#sorry to all the sl fans who r sick of hearing about the daycare attendant HFJSJGKDJG#anyway its real funny how i can draw the dca at a side view fairly well but ballora? fucking impossible#i wanted to keep it more in line w/ her canon design bc then otherwise moon would look weird but UGHHH i did NOT draw her well#this drawing is like. roughly a month old by now? but i wanted to post something#i havent been drawing as much bc of art block hell!!!!!! so if posts r slower thats why#i did go through my hundreds of drafts to put some posts in the queue though so those will be going for roughly 2 months at the current rat#theres still... a lot of posts in my drafts though... oops#also. did you guys hear that theyre making a whole ass dca pin set#the dca is like the perfect cash cow of merch now. pisses me off a little ngl HFJZJFKSJG#gonna be fun to see them release product after product as the masses go crazy over it again and again#im being kind of negative i know but. god#im honestly just posting this as an excuse to rant about it without making a whole post for it HFKZJFKD#i fucking knew this was gonna happen but man! it still sucks#anyway uhh if youre gonna buy merch buy fanmade stuff and bootlegs instead!#be aware of where your money is going!#... that's all i'll say about it
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An uncertain homecoming...
<previous - next>
#Final Fantasy XIV#FFXIV#Erenville#X'vahl Tia#Erenvahl#WoL x Erenville#wolship#Dawntrail spoilers#went back and forth between wanting to include Erenville's inner monologue or not#decided against it because X'vahl can't hear it#so I have to rely really heavily on conveying emotions just via facial expressions#which I *hope* I managed to do here.#I've been.... feeling like I've been really annoying lately...#so I've been keeping a little more quiet and to myself#but I want to keep posting these#because at the end of the day I do it for me#because storytelling like this makes me happy and gives me a creative outlet#and honestly it's something I'm proud of myself for that I've managed to keep going this long while still maintaining excitement about.#I figure if anyone finds them annoying I use the Erenvahl tag pretty consistently (or I try to at least)#so they can either blacklist that or block me outright.
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RealAgeAU Drabble - Crush Gossip
*slides in with a grin* I am here and we are here for a special installment. @spotaus get in here friend!
Blue centered drabble :D
Just as promised :3
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Blue moves the cleaned plates towards the cabinet before returning to the sink. He puts the whiskey glasses in and starts washing them carefully. He really enjoyed the night and their little gyftmas celebration.
Even if some aspects could have gone better. Or not happened at all.
Blue loves Dream. He really loves his best friend. But Dream needs to stop trying to help him by getting Ink to notice him.
It is fine.
A yawn and Blue doesnât look away from the water âYou are up early.â
His brother yawns as he joins his side âYou are up early.â He sounds grumpy âYou are already finished cleaning?â
Blue nods as he takes care to wash the smaller glasses âOf course. I know how to handle my liquor.â And he shoots Stretch a grin before frowning âDonât you want to sleep in? Alphys will oversleep today so not notice you skipping work for a bit and Chara isnât meant to arrive until a few days.â
Stretch huffs unhappily âYeah yeah I know.â he yawns again as he leans against the counter as he ignores what Blue said to ask his own question âDream and Ink out already?â
Blue shrugs âYeah. Dream had to go again or Core would locate him again⊠and Ink⊠Well I am pretty sure Ink left midway through the party.â Blue saw how ink had checked his phone before quickly tugging his phone away and packing his things and leaving.
It stung a little.
Stretch nods as he takes the towel before waiting for Blue to finish the first glass so he can dry âIt was nice to have them over.â
Blue laughs and nods âIt was great!â he smiles.
Stretch chuckles before toying with the first glass âsorry it didnât⊠work with Ink.â
Blue pauses before shrugging âIt is fine. It isnât like it is a surprise.â Blue had already known there was no interest anyway.
Stretch frowns at him âBlue⊠I know you⊠I know you were excited to have Ink over. You are allowed to feel disappointed.â
Blue sighs as he gives the next glass over âIt isnât a big dealâ he rushes to wash the other glasses.
Stretch frowns at him âI disagree⊠Blue you-â
Blue pushes the last glass into his hands âThere! All clean! If you can finish that up I will go to quickly fix our puzzles!â
Stretch doesnât make a move to dry the glasses âYou just said Alphys will sleep in anyway and not notice.â
Blue nods as he puffs his chest âDoesnât mean I have to skip too! You enjoy your morning! Make sure to drink a lot of water and you know where the medicine is and-â and Blue gets stopped by magic by the front door.
Damnit he is blue now.
Stretch speaks calmly âBlue. I want to talk about this. Now.â
Blue sighs but doesnât fight the magic and let it guide him to the couch. Stretch puts the glasse son the drying rack and joins him.
Stretch leans back against the couch âSo⊠the mistletoe⊠Did Dream tell you he was planning that?â
Blue groans and shakes his skull âNo⊠I didnât even realise Dream added that with decorating⊠I found out when he pushed us under it and pointed it out.â he rubs his cheek âIf I had known I would have removed it.â
Stretch nods as he leans back âWhy? I thought you like Ink?â
Blue sighs as he waves his hands âI do! But it is more complicated than it just being a matter of me liking him!â
Stretch nods along and waits as he looks at him expectingly.
Blue stares at him before crossing his arms âInk blocked my number⊠I donât know why.â
Stretch looks shocked âBut I thought you two were friends?â
Blue rolls up more âWe are⊠I donât understand why⊠I wasnât even asking anything out of the ordinary or weird. Just asked him how he was doing and if he wanted to hang out with Dream and me⊠When I didnât get a reply for a few hours I send him another message to ask if he was busy. Only to get an automated message back stating the number I was trying to reach had me blocked.â It was a thing they all agreed on with the multiverse phones. That if you blocked someone they should be able to know. Mostly because if it is an emergency so you donât waste your time with messaging someone who wonât ever see your messages.
Stretch frowns âYet⊠he came to the party?â
Blue shrugs âJust because Dream askedâŠâ Dream had asked for Blue but Blue wouldnât be surprised if Ink just wanted to come because of Dream. Blue canât really blame him for that either. Dream is a god like Ink. And Blue is⊠well very mortal.
Stretch leans back âhuh⊠strange.â
Blue sighs âNot that strange. Dream can be very convincing when he wants to be.â Which is putting it mildly.
Stretch laughs and nods âI noticed⊠No the strange thing is that if Ink really didnât want to be near you he wouldnât have gone to a private Gyftmas party in your universe.â Stretch raises a brow âSure he has a bad memory but he should know that at least.â
Blue frowns and shrugs âI guess⊠I just think he wanted to be near Dream.â Which he honestly isnât mad about. Disappointed maybe but not mad. It isnât like it is Dreamâs fault and Dream is really trying to get Ink and him to hang out. It isnât Dreamâs fault if Ink prefers to be near him over Blue.
Stretch hums âI guess.â He shoots him a curious look âWhy do you even like him?â
Blue groans as he searches for the words âIt is hard to explain? I donât even know when I started to feel like this. At first I just admired him I guess? He was a protector. Of the multiverse at that. It was just⊠He was what I wanted to be. Someone who did good and protect people. And then I learned he didnât just protect others but also made more worlds? He was just⊠He was just the coolest person and I admired him and then I got the chance to travel with him and Dream and I just⊠those feelings got so much more when I got to know him.â
Stretch snorts âHow? He almost destroyed our world⊠Why like him still?â
Blue frowns as he rubs his arm âI guess⊠I guess it made him look like just any other person⊠someone who can make mistakes. He felt more real to me after that. It also helps he helped clean up that mess and made sure our world came back the way it was meant to be.â Blue sighs as he rubs his hands âHim and Dream⊠After you they were the only ones who believed I could do this thing. That I could protect people and everything.â Blue doesnât know when exactly he started to feel what he feels for Ink.
Stretch hums before groaning âIt is just⊠You are so out of his league!â
Blue blinks and stares at Stretch âWhat do you mean? He is a god! I am me.â
Stretch nods âExactly! He needed all those godly powers and stuff to do what he does. You donât. You are amazing all on your own Blue. You always believe the best in people and believe everyone deserves another chance. You are willing to look past mistakes, the situation with Ink even proves that. You are always willing to help others. You donât believe in killing anyone but will protect those who need it. Blue you are an amazing person. And I just canât see how you could like Ink and why you are afraid you arenât good enough for him.â
Blue feels so embarrassed. It isnât as if Stretch never compliments him. Hell he always says he is the most amazing every other day. But that felt more like⊠brothers just being supportive. This feels like more. Maybe just because it is about Ink?
Blue mutters âIt doesnât matter⊠He hasnât wanted to hang out with me alone for ages nowâŠâ he sighs as he crosses his arms and lays them on his legs to try and relax.
Stretch frowns as he thinks âMaybe he⊠remembered what he did and feels guilty?â
Blue huffs as he looks to the side âHe would have to choice to feel that. He needs his paints to feel⊠Look I knew from the start this crush was hopeless okay?â he hugs his legs closer âAnd it isnât his fault he canât feel like normal monsters can⊠or that he lacks a soul⊠I donât blame him for any of that. That would be stupid. I know he has no interest in me like thatâŠâ it is why Blue feels so bad about Dream trying to help set them up.
Blue laughs as he rubs his socket as he feels the itch âIf he likes anyone it would be Dream as Dream used to be able to make him feel things at least a little⊠Now however? I donât know.â he lays his cheek on his leg.
Stretch frowns before nudging their shoulders together âWell⊠We canât know either way. They are gods. Hell if we know what their reasoning is.â He smiles âMaybe he is just busy or distracted? And he accidentally blocked your number?â
Blue shrugs but lets himself lean against his taller younger brother âI guess.â
Stretch hums as he leans his skull on top of his âMy point still stands. You are allowed to be disappointed.â
Blue shrinks in on himself âIt is just stupid. I knew it was never going to work⊠Even if he felt anything for me it wouldnât work as he is a god and I am not.â And he doesnât want to be an outcode. He canât give up his world and brother. He already almost lost both once before and he canât deal with that. âIt is justâŠâ he feels sad âI just thought maybe he wanted to send some time with me⊠that we could just enjoy some time together as friends. But I guess even that isnât that important to him anymore. Maybe it never was.â
Stretch leans heavily on top of him âYou donât know what he is thinking Blue. Maybe he really is just very busy with god stuff. Donât you always say that you canât assume what other people are thinking?â
Blue feels embarrassed but nods âI do⊠It is just⊠hard sometimesâŠâ It just makes him feel worse for not being able to follow his own advice.
Stretch hums âWhy not tell Dream? That you appreciate his help but know it isnât going anywhere?â
Blue sighs and mutters âBecause I did but Dream doesnât believe in anything being impossible.â Stupid gods and their meddling.
Stretch laughs âI can imagine. Why not tell him it bothers bothers you?â
Blue shrugs and mutters âI donât want to worry him. He is already dealing with a lot and well⊠It isnât like a stupid hopeless crush is that bad of a situationâŠâ
Stretch hums âI guessâŠâ He thinks for a moment before grinning âWanne see if we can meet up with the others? Just the six of us to explore some unsuspecting universe?â
Blue blinks and grins at Stretch âSeriously?â
Stretch grins and shrugs âPaps and I havenât bothered Edge into relaxing for a while. It will be good for that stick in the mud.â He grins.
Blue blinks before nodding âYes.â
Stretch grins as he pulls out his phone and starts texting âYou get dressed. I will start up the machine.â And he blinks out of view.
Blue goes to his room and gets dressed. His hands pausing on which bandana to wear. His hand hovers over the grey one with beautiful blue details. He had gotten that in a present the year before and Blue never figured out who gave it to him. He had hoped that⊠well it doesnât matter now. Blue quickly grabs his normal blue bandana and rushes down to meet up with his brother.
Stretch grins as he holds up his phone âI got confirmation from everyone that everyone is down. Sans is setting up the coordinates for us already and Edge is bringing snacks.â
Blue smiles as he wiggles in place. It will be nice to just enjoy some time with his dear friends. Just to take his mind of his hopeless love life.
Hell maybe he, Edge and Paps can go clubbing! That has been a while and will be nice to relax and let go a bit.
The machine starts up and a beautiful green portal opens. Stretch and him step through to enjoy a day out.
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#utmv#realageau#Swap Sans#Blue Sans#swap Papyrus#Stretch Papyrus#Blue has some issues with his crush#He knows it is silly to like someone who is soulless but sadly you can't pick who you like.#Blue honestly has accepted it but is just a bit sad about it.#He also gets why a god wouldn't be interested in him.#Dream does not agree. blue is the best and by the gods dream is going to make ink see this#Stretch meanwhile doesn't get WHY blue even likes ink :/ guy is a mess and a half and that is stretch saying it#So stretch decided to take Blue on a trip to their OG friends and the six of them are going to relax and have fun.#In my heart original Tale Fell and Swap will always be besties#No the groups don't understand why they like hanging out so much and why the friendship works.#Waht else... oh right!#Ink: ... what do i do?#Error: Why do you ask me?! he is your friend! Just message him!#ink: I cant :/#error sighs: why not?#ink: ... i blocked his number.#error: ... WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!#ink: I panicked!! How do i explain i suddenly feel stuff slightly now that i am like god ascended?!#Error: .... just tell him?!#ink: I can't! He already doesn't want to be Dream's acolyte. Dream's! You know. His bestie?! Why would he even hang with me after my messes#Error just so done with all the dramas he gets mixed up in. He wants to watch them. not be involved.
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"Hawke" is no more!
Edit from Green Arrow (2023) #13
#honestly forgot they were calling him his last name as a codename tbh#its just so dumb i think my brain blocked it out each time it happened#anyways hes green arrow always and forever to me <3#anyways made this bc i was bored and making transparents by hand seemed fun#probably will go back and mess around w the background more if i get bored again#like do a rainbow and then maybe an ace flag as a diff one#and was also maybe thinking of adding a bunch of low apacity connors from his solo run in the background at some point#but im feelin lazy rn so its just this for the moment#blah#connor hawke#dc comics#green arrow#comic edit#dc comic edit
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Has anyone ever down a dpxdc story set in the Battinson universe? I'm genuinely asking because the thought won't leave me alone and it's absolutely hilarious.
Just the thought of Bruce "I don't like people" Wayne interacting with Danny "people don't like me" Fenton is sending me. Give me these two feeding off of each other's negative energy while Alfred and a newly adopted Dick are shaking their heads off to the side. Now they have to take care of two moody teenagers, fantastic.
Heck, let's throw in the Nasty Burger incident for some angst. Danny is going through a whole tornado of emotions and Bruce in all of his awkward glory is speed reading as many books about grief that he can get his hands on. How is Danny more complicated to deal with than Dick? He thought dealing with Dick was the most complicated things could get.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#winter's tales#hyper prompts#i honestly have no idea which tag to put this in#this idea is giving me LIFE#and singlehandedly raising me up from my writer's block#i might just create a whole line of prompts dedicated to this one thing alone#don't tempt me#seriously if you've seen a fic or even prompt idea with this premise before#please send it my way#you would trulymake me happier than any happy meal ever could#and i would be forever grateful
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