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parasitic-anomaly · 7 months ago
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Are you taking any tangled the series Varian art requests
I would, but you repost other people’s art without credit so that’s a real big no from me! ^^
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kiuda · 2 years ago
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take care of yourself ❤
you too anon and everyone else ❤️❤️
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qwimblenorrisstan · 2 months ago
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Subservient | Azriel x Reader
Summary: Rhys’ reputation in Hewn City is less than stellar, so when an orphanage becomes overwhelmed, he offers to take some in. His plan doesn’t turn out how he expected when he’s instead sent you, an employee there, sent to scope Rhys out before sending children to him. And in true High Lord fashion, he unceremoniously dumps you off on his brothers.
Word Count: ~ 3.4k
Warnings: Abuse, starvation, dehydration, child abuse, bruises, scars, injuries, traumatized reader, orphans, but it ends with some fluff I promise
A/N: thank you so much to anon who sent this req in, it def gave me the inspiration I needed, hope you enjoy<3
Requests are open!
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When you first arrived, the first thought that Azriel had was that you were a sorry sight, hair clearly previously having been mangled and just brushed in time, clothes old and worn by others before you, eyes tired and dim as you didn’t even try to take in your surroundings, looking completely out of it, even with the High Lord of Night Court sitting only twenty feet from you, lounging on a throne.
Azriel could pick up the subtlest shift of Rhys’ scent, the slight tinge of worry as he took you in, despite the sensual smirk that remained on his face, and his lazy posture like a cat spread out, stretching.
But they were in Hewn City, and Rhys couldn’t afford to be himself in Hewn City, not yet anyway, not until the next generation of Fae that was less cold and brittle arrived. Which could take centuries, at the least. Even now, with the plan that was unfolding, it wasn’t likely the citizens would see him as anything worth their time or support.
And as he watched you silently trudge up to the throne, giving the barest bow in recognition only when the older Fae elbowed you harshly in your too-thin figure, he wondered why he had even thought this would be a good idea. Sure, Rhys didn’t have the best reputation in the Court of Nightmares, and the citizens were angry after the damage done to their city, and the lives lost.
The orphanage had taken in more children than they could handle, requiring help from citizens who weren’t the most willing to serve.
This left Rhys with an idea, one that everyone else in the Inner Circle had given their support for eventually, albeit begrudgingly. He took two birds with one stone and took in some of the orphans to both raise his reputation and solve the orphanage size problem.
The only issue with it had been that the orphanage, despite its problems, and the obvious displays of uncleanliness, lack of employees, and even some abuse, refused to give Rhys any children, and though the High Lord could just override their order, that wouldn’t help with the issue of his reputation.
And so they’d agreed to send a worker, one that had grown up in the orphanage and lived there still, working full time to help the children. And look how well that had turned out, with this malnourished, beaten female showing up, barely even alive.
Rhys didn’t speak, his eyes, unsmiling, on the male who’d led you here, forcing him to speak first. The tension grew thick.
”Here she is, my Lord.”
He said, voice smooth despite the hint of nerves Azriel could detect under it, and in his body language. He was fidgeting, palms sweaty, scent blocked with some sort of sour spray commonly sold here in Hewn City, but Azriel could pick up the notes of fear in it, the anxiety.
Rhys watched silently, waiting just to watch the man slowly become more afraid, before speaking.
”Very well, then. Azriel, escort her to the House.”
He said with a simple wave of his hand, and despite the surprise that rose in Azriel about the fact that Rhys hadn’t called the man out or exposed him in the slightest for the obvious mistreatment of the woman, he pushed it back down, walking over to you and gingerly picking your frail form up as if it might shatter with the slightest amount of force.
A silent winnow to the House of Wind, the shadows gently exploring you, reporting every little injury they found, the dehydration and starvation evident in your body, not to mention the clear lack of sleep from the dark eye bags you possessed.
”What’s your name?”
He tried to ask it softly, so as not to startle you, like talking to a cornered animal, but you weren't very responsive. He sighed near silently, walking to a table, the House pulling out a chair as he set you down in it. A glass of water appeared on the table, and that was the thing that seemed to make your eyes light up again, even if just a little bit. Maybe just natural instincts to get water after going so long without.
He gently grasped the water, bringing it to your lips as they parted, tilting the cup slightly to let the water flow down into your mouth, and you swallowed every drop eagerly, parched tongue that felt like sandpaper finally getting the hydration it screamed for.
You panted as he pulled the cup away, hand going to grasp it to bring it back, but he shook his head and you realized the cup was empty. The House, seeming to sense your thirstiness, decided to help, and your eyes widened when you saw water magically filling the cup. Azriel watched, a small smile playing on his lips at your awe and surprise.
”The House is sentient,”
He explained, voice low and quiet. Gentle.
”It decides that we need a bit of help, sometimes.”
You brought the cup back to your lips, drinking the liquid all down as your hand shakily held the cup. The House filled it up, and you drank again and repeated it until your stomach felt full of all the water it could hold, and you couldn’t keep anything else down.
“Full?”
The shadowsinger asked, and you nodded hesitantly. He seemed to expect it.
”You’ll eat in the morning. For now..”
He glanced outside, at the darkness that had swept over the sky quickly, before turning back to you.
”I’ll take you to your room.”
It was another silent moment, a walk, as he offered a hand you didn’t take at first, only carefully taking after you tried to stand up and your knees buckled immediately. It was more like his arm around your waist, at this point, with how he was holding half of your weight up. Your eyes grew heavy, even as you gaped at the paintings adorning the walls, the carpet and rich wood beneath your feet, the fancy wallpapers and furniture. Just selling one of those pieces of furniture could pay for probably a decade’s worth of food for the orphanage.
A fancy wooden door came into view with a carved siding and intricate leaf patterns with flowers carved around the handle, it opened for the both of you as he walked in. The bed in the center of the room was rich, but looked comfortable, just the way you liked it with the right pillows, blankets, sheets, and everything. There was a side table and a large closet, as well as another door you assumed led to a bathroom. You could’ve sworn you heard music playing somewhere down the hall.
As you walked in, he remained at the doorway, not going to enter your space without your permission as you leaned against the wall, slowly making your way to the bed until you sat down on the edge of it, still in your dirty clothes.
You were too tired to care.
He turned to leave, hand on the door handle before you spoke.
”Y/N.”
He glanced at you, head tilting ever so slightly to the side, eyes narrowing just a bit.
”My name,”
You clarified, voice raspy and thin, but slowly shedding its rough layer, smoothing over with every word you spoke.
“It’s Y/N.”
He looked at you for a long moment, hazel eyes peering into yours, before he gave a small nod, and walked away, the door clicking shut behind him.
~
That night had been the first time you’d spoken to any of them, and also one of your last nights seeing Azriel. He’d been sent away on a mission, only giving you a brief introduction to his brother Cassian, a big, brutish-looking man with a smirk, who had forced you to eat properly every day and even convinced you to help out with the exercises today.
Thanks to the daily intake of protein and nutrients you got three times a day now, as well as water, your thin figure had filled out nicely, and you were outside, detangled and freshly washed hair tied back into a braid that the red-haired priestess had done for you after watching you struggle with doing it on your own. You’d already forgotten her name. Something that started with G.
Cassian was trying to help you with the daily stretches that his mate, Nesta, had supposedly originally started with. Your body wasn’t as frail as before but was stiff as a board due to the long hours of being forced into a wooden chair, or the days spent bent over tables folding laundry or over counters doing dishes, not to mention all the paperwork for an orphanage…
You weren’t flexible. At all.
“Here, try to move your hand slowly down, even just centimeter by centimeter.”
He was trying to get you to touch your toes, but you only frowned, hand refusing to go past the bottom of your knee as you tried to push it further, your already aching back screaming in protest.
The three other females out were practicing their swordplay, or whatever one would call the weapons they were wielding. You could hear steel on steel clinging from here, even, and you saw how Cassian wanted to join them. How his eyes kept glancing up at them, a hint of longing in them, maybe even a gleam of lust at the thought of seeing his mate sparring.
And you felt bad for holding him back from that, bad enough that you just wanted to get this last stupid stretch over so you could go back inside and quit wasting his time. With a little mental shove, you pushed your hand down further, jerking it down and-
Something hurt. Bad. A slight sound of something popping almost, and a sharp pain in the back of your leg. Years of controlling your expression from the harsh punishments of the older women in the orphanage came back as you forced it into a neutral, fingertips gracing your toe as you slowly shifted back into a standing position.
Cassian must’ve been too focused on the other females to notice your subtle limp, or how all of your weight was focused on one leg. He raised a brow, glancing back at you when he saw you shift up.
“I touched it.”
You said simply, and he grinned, genuine pride in his eyes gleaming so brightly that it hurt flashing as he nodded.
“You’re making good progress, go take a break. We’ll pick it up tomorrow, yeah?”
You gave a nod, and he patted you gently on the back as he jogged past, picking up a sword and launching straight into sparring with Nesta as you managed to get into the House.
Cassian might’ve been a bit oblivious, but the House of Wind was anything but. Immediately, a chair appeared right near the entrance, and a strong sudden wind pushed you into it, a cold cushion appearing right beneath the aching spot in your thigh as you sat down.
The chair began moving, going straight into your room, where you shifted onto the bed, sitting on the edge.
Strangely though, the House didn’t do anything further. Didn’t provide any ice, or anything to compress it with, so you supposed it was up to you. Usually, it provided anything you needed badly.
Shifting up, your hand went to gently explore the back of your thigh, tenderly pushing against your pants to find the spot that was aching so badly, and soon enough, you found it. A sharp pain shot through your nerves as you grunted and flinched at it, hand immediately going away.
You tried to stand up, but your knee on that right thigh completely buckled, and you fell to the floor in a heap, vision swimming.
Your eyes fluttered shut as you loosed a deep breath, frustration blooming through you.
“Need some help?”
A familiar low voice asked, and you opened your eyes, only to see Azriel standing right by one of the windows, head tilted to the side, hazel eyes examining. His shadows whirled around him, some carefully approaching you. You froze under his gaze, eyes widening.
“How long have you been standing there?”
You asked, and he began to approach, long strides making their way to you as he crouched down in front of you. He hummed in thought, lips pursing before he answered.
“Long enough to know you’re hurt. Can I pick you up?”
He questioned, eyes peering into yours, asking for consent. After just picking you straight up that first introduction without asking, he figured he might’ve not made the best impression, and he planned to undo that. Or maybe he was just overthinking this whole thing. Either way, consent is still a good thing to get.
You nodded, glancing down at your leg as you began trying to squirm, but with a single shake of his head, Azriel shut it down. His hands wrapped around you, slowly lifting you up and carefully to avoid your hurt thigh as he took you to the bathroom, sitting you down on the toilet seat.
“Do you know what’s..wrong with it?”
You asked, and he glanced at your right thigh, shadows flitting around him.
“I’d assume a hamstring tear. Hopefully just a partial one.”
You gulped nearly audibly at that. An entire hamstring tear, just from some stupid stretches that you couldn’t get down. You’d bothered this family enough, and to have Azriel, probably fresh from a mission and tired as hell, having to help you with this…it was more than embarrassing as well.
“I’m going to need to…”
He swallowed awkwardly, gesturing to your pants, and you grimaced. He must’ve noticed, because he quickly offered up a solution.
“I can have the shadows do it, they won’t hurt you. Promise.”
You nodded at that, a breathy little-
“Okay,”
-escaping your lips. Azriel turned away as the cool touch of the shadows, at first made you shudder, though you eventually adjusted as they unbuttoned the pants, slowly slipping them off, making sure the material didn’t put any pressure against your injured leg. They also made sure to tug your shirt down to cover your underwear, which you silently thanked them for. You didn’t need the shadowsinger seeing all that.
He eventually turned back around, probably having been signaled by his shadows that they were done. His gaze remained respectful, making sure to never wander as he bent down, glancing up at the bottom of your thigh and frowning to himself, before nodding.
“Torn hamstring. We’ll keep pressure and ice on it while I wait for Madja.”
You blinked.
“We? Also, who’s Madja?”
You asked, brows furrowed in mild confusion.
“Madja is our family healer. She’s been doing it for centuries now, I sent my shadows to contact her the moment I saw you injured. And you aren’t going to be staying all alone while injured. It’s a ‘we’ situation.”
He replied bluntly, somehow still not a rude sort of blunt, though. Your cheeks turned red.
“You didn’t have to do that, it’s not that bad. Really, I could’ve managed-“
He cut you off before you even got the rest of the sentence out.
“You collapsed from the pain while trying to stand up. It was that bad. Despite whatever you experienced while at that orphanage may have led you to believe, you are not subservient, and you are allowed to have problems.”
He said almost sternly, and you sat there, shocked for a moment.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
You said, swallowing down the lump that formed in your throat, and he gave you a doubtful look, moving to sit down so he wasn’t towering over you, settling on the floor across from where you were sitting.
“I’m not stupid, Y/N. I see the way you clean the dishes off after dinners, help set the table before them, offer to babysit Nyx for Feyre, clean the weapons the Valkyries use in training for them…it’s obvious.”
His hazel eyes met yours yet again, and you tried to swallow that lump down, failing, again.
“It’s hard not to try and help out when I’m just stuck here as some charity case for the High Lord.”
There it was. The truth finally came out.
It felt bad saying it out loud, worse than it sounded in your head, but it got rid of some of the pressure in your chest finally saying it.
The orphans were starving and dehydrated, abused, and here you were, complaining about getting unlimited access to food, water, exercise, and plenty of opportunities those children would’ve gobbled up, opportunities you would’ve gobbled up at their age, had you gotten the chance.
Azriel didn’t look surprised. In fact, he looked like he’d been expecting you to say this eventually.
“It’s just—being stuck here, with all these things, when the children at the orphanage need them more than me, with the food shortages and dehydration, and Mother knows the abuse going on behind the scenes—it just feels wrong.”
He let you talk, watching you rant, while a pack of ice appeared on the floor, given by the House. When you finally managed to calm down, tears still welling in your eyes from frustration and anger, he stood up, hand resting on your shoulder.
“I know.”
He said quietly, and you sniffled, glancing up at him.
“What?”
He hesitated, before answering your question.
“I knew the orphanage wasn’t right. I’ve known for a while. It wasn’t about a charity case, or that’s not why I originally suggested it. I needed a whistleblower to shut it down.”
Your eyes widened at his words.
“You want me to…”
“Only if you want to.”
The decision was yours.
Would you keep your mouth shut about the things you’d experienced as a child and employee at the orphanage, where you’d been trapped and abused for years, or would you finally stop being subservient and ignoring your own needs?
~
Nearly six months later, the final court proceedings went through.
It was shut down, and the children all relocated to Velaris’ orphanage funded by Feyre’s earnings from her art studio. After several bruises, scars, deformities, and the obvious malnourishment and illness in most children and employees were pointed out, not to mention some first-hand testimonies led by you, and a handful of other employees and children, it was an open and shut case.
It was a wonder no one had uncovered it earlier.
Almost as if they’d been purposefully ignoring it.
But it was over now, you thought, as you stood in one of the many balconies at the House of Wind, looking at the view over Velaris. A warm presence made itself known as cool shadows began slithering up your arms that were on the railing.
He stood beside you, also taking in the view. His scarred hands, unbound by the usual gloves he wore when getting home from missions, rested on the railing. Your cold hands slowly crept up to his, fingers brushing, both of you holding your breath as your eyes met, and your fingers intertwined slowly, carefully.
Gently, but not because you were fragile, not because Azriel thought you would easily break, he'd already learned that even when you’d been put through trial and tribulation time after time you came out dented, but whole. It was gentle because you both needed a slight reprieve from the world’s chaos and violence. From the horrors that lurked in your mind, prowling and waiting for the right moment to come back up, unwelcome and unwanted.
His wings shifted, one curling around you as he subtly shifted you closer, the limp less pronounced in your sideways step toward him.
Your free hand made its way to his cheek, softly stroking with the pad of your thumb, the barely developed calluses from your training with Cassian a soothing feeling for Azriel. His free hand made to lightly stroke your cheek, letting you take the lead. Giving you a choice.
You leaned in closer, and he bent down slightly, just so you wouldn’t have to rise on your toes to reach his face. Your lips brushed softly against his, a tentative touch, but not unsure as his reaction of kissing you back spurred you on.
And for a moment, both of you intertwined beneath the sky, everything was alright.
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dfortrafalgar · 8 months ago
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Withdrawal
Four days off your hormone birth control pill left you with one unexpected side effect.
Law x Fem Reader
Warnings: MATURE 18+, MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS INTERACTING WITH THIS POST WILL BE BLOCKED, this is all smut like pureee smut, every generic smut tag needed is here, pinv sx, biting, dry humping, creampie, unprotected sex (dont), biting, wet and messy, etc etc bless
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It had been a mere 4 days since you stopped taking a daily hormone pill to control your crippling period cramps.  After all, it was near impossible to get a hold of the same medicines aboard a submarine that spent ninety percent of its time hundreds of meters below the ocean’s surface.  As such, you exhausted the six-month supply of the tiny pills that you had brought with you when you joined the Heart Pirates, slowly counting down the days when you would inevitably run out.
You had discussed your waning pill count with Ikkaku on multiple occasions, and she relayed you with her own experiences in her teenage years.
“When I stopped taking hormone pills, my period lasted for, like, two weeks before it became regular again!” she had said, throwing her hands in the air in an exasperated display as she recounted her memories.  “It sucked.  My cramps were really bad, too, but they got a bit better overtime.”
You had assumed, due to very little knowledge otherwise, that your experience would be largely the same.  It made sense in the few biology books you had studied during your downtime spent on the floor in the crew library.  You would cease taking your daily pill, your hormones would fluctuate as your body adjusted to the lack of a steady balance, and eventually you would go back to living life as you did years before you began your regimen.  You read up on a few additional side effects along with heavier and longer bouts of bleeding and increased amounts of bloating and general discomfort.  Mostly changes in body mass and occasional reports of differing mental symptoms, which you had readied yourself for as your supply turned into a week's worth, and then down to a single pill, and then nothing at all.
You had Law, your sweet, awkward, broomstick of a boyfriend, to pull on his metaphorical physician’s coat and help you out when needed, as well.  He told you, based on his own research (that he didn’t start until after you told him you were down to only two months left of pills), that he could administer remedies if you had bad cramp flare ups or serious, debilitating bleeding.  He followed his reassurance with a tender kiss to your cheek as you smiled at him, thanking him for his generosity and understanding.
You swallowed your last pill 4 days ago.  So far, none of the symptoms you had prepared yourself for had made themselves known.  No bloating, no period (yet), no fluctuating mental state, no change in weight.
Instead, starting 24 hours after your first pill-less day, you were plagued with intense, irreparable horniness, which had now gone on for 3 entire days.
Three days.  72 hours of a persistent wetness between your thighs, a constant warmth fluttering deep within the recesses of your gut that had you clenching around nothing at all hours of the day.  You were able to perform your work just fine, but every time Law would pass by you in the hallway, his fleeting touches would leave electric sparks through your boiler suit, his metal-tinged smell lingering in your nostrils more than usual, his golden irises etching themselves into your eyelids.  You were acutely aware of the sensation of dampness increasing between your legs whenever he made contact with you, which was very, very often.
You and Law had fucked before.  You fucked as often as you could, which, given your respective roles aboard a pirate submarine, was only about once a week, twice if you were lucky (and this was already more often than Law could’ve ever anticipated).  You were no stranger to the primal want that made you salivate, endlessly craving the calloused touch of your boyfriend’s lanky fingers against your hips.
But this, the unabashed depravity that started after you stopped your hormone pills, was on a completely different level.  Each day seemed to get worse, more unbearable.  It was as if your body was screaming at you to pursue your lover and beg him to dick you as deep into his mattress as he possibly could.  The mere thought made your face flush with blood.  During the times where you were left alone in Law’s bed while he was out being a captain, you tried to tend to your needs with your fingers.  You managed once to make yourself cum three times in a row without feeling any sense of relief.  Post-orgasm euphoria would instantly be replaced with more intense lust and longing, leaving you frustrated and bewildered.
Had you told him about this?  No, of course not.  Had he asked you about your condition in the days following your cessation?  Yes, multiple times.  He was constantly pleased with your content, “I feel great!” responses, and didn’t press the issue further, knowing you would come to him if you started to feel discomfort.
But this was a ‘discomfort’ that made your pride as a pirate, as a strong, semi-independent woman, waver ever so slightly.  Simply because you weren’t really keen to beg like a pathetic animal in heat.  (That had only happened once in the bedroom between you and your stone-cold captain-turned-boyfriend, and not only had the words that left your mouth embarrass you to a previously unknown degree, but they left Law feeling unbelievably awkward.  The two of you ended up not having sex and instead simply falling asleep.)
Unbeknownst to you, however, your inner, wet, sweaty turmoil started to be noticed by the crew due to your wavering performance.  You were spacing out far more than usual, keeping your head bowed consistently, contrasting your former upbeat, hardworking, and friendly personality.  Multiple times, fingers had to be snapped in your face to grab your attention from the clutches of daydreams that had your eyes glazed over.
And what the crew picked up on, Law would pick up on, if he didn’t notice it first.
Four days.  Four days of this.
Your watch shift had ended for the day, allowing you to retreat to the captain’s quarters that you shared with Law, shedding your boiler suit for comfortable loungewear, excited to get off your feet and relax in bed with a book you had started in an attempt to distract your mind from your perverted thoughts.  You had just barely opened the page before the heavy steel door opened, revealing your boyfriend to you as he stepped into the room, closing and locking the hatch behind him.
“Are you okay?” he asked, plainly.  His face showed no expression, which was usual, but the aura he radiated sent a nervous chill down your spine.  It was somewhere along the tightrope between concerned and mildly frustrated.
“Yeah, why?” you responded, a fleeting attempt to match his energy.  You tucked your knees to your chest as the taller man approached the bed, flopping onto it and sitting cross-legged before you.
“It seems like you’ve been a lot more spacy these past few days.  Some of the crew told me it appeared that your work has been lacking, and I was wondering if it had something to do with your pill withdrawal.”
You bit the inside of your bottom lip, anxiously digging through your scrambled thoughts for a proper answer.  Before you had a chance to respond, however, Law continued speaking.
“If you’re feeling any signs of negative mental health, I want you to tell me right away.  I’m being serious, any signs of depression, anxiety, intense stress, nightmares–”
“I’m not depressed, Law, I promise,” you reassured.  This wasn’t a lie, you really weren’t depressed.  You were slightly anxious, yes, and definitely stressed due to the constant feeling of a throbbing pulse within your clit every single time you sat down, but you weren’t depressed.
“Something is clearly bothering you, though.  I’m here to help you.”
His affirmations once again made you falter.  Your eyes stayed glued to his, afraid to look anywhere else.
“I…” you began, voice low and wispy.  “I don’t really know how to say it…”
Your response made Law’s eyebrows cock in confusion.  “Say… what?”
You finally discarded your book to the side table, leaving your empty hands to fidget with each other.  “Uhm… what’s been bothering me.”
“Is it something that I can help you with, or is it something that you feel you have to manage on your own?”
Curse Law’s analytical prowess.  Sometimes you wished his rare moments of being a dorky airhead were more common, especially in situations like this.  Swallowing your pride, you replied, “The first one, I hope.”
“You hope?”
“Law…” you grumbled, dropping your head into your curled legs so that your forehead rested on your kneecaps.  It really shouldn’t have been a hard conversation, you knew Law would understand.  But the four consecutive days of nonstop horny fantasy and masturbation sessions that only left you more desperate had officially started to melt your neurons into mush.
“Can you please tell me?  At least so I know that you’re not in pain?”  Law kept his voice low and calm, but his face clearly gave away his profound concern for your sorry state.
You drew in a deep, shaky inhale.  Refusing to lift your head to meet his eyes, you finally swallowed your pride and revealed the truth.  “I’ve been hornier than I’ve ever been in my entire life for the past four days.”
Your confession was not at all what Law was anticipating, judging by his prolonged silence.  You slowly lifted your head, apprehensively searching for his eyes, which, when you found them, were slightly widened.  The tip of his straight nose was flushed a rosy pink color.
“Ohhh,” was all he said in response to your confession.
This didn’t instill much confidence in you.  With a dry chuckle, you quipped back, “That’s all you’re gonna say?”
Law rapidly backpedaled, shaking his head frantically.  “No, of course not.  Your behavior just makes… a lot more sense now.”
Uncomfortable silence filled the space around the two of you.  You could almost see the gears working in Law’s head as he struggled to figure out how exactly he could best help you with your situation, without outright saying it.  It didn’t matter how many times the two of you connected between his sheets, the simple word ‘sex’ left Law flustered and fidgeting like an innocent schoolboy.
“Is there…” he began, voice low.  “Anything you want me to do?”
“Do you want my honest answer?” you asked back.
The staring contest you were currently partaking in had both of your hearts beating a mile a minute.  He simply gave you a curt nod as a reply to your question.
You lowered your knees from your chest slightly, still keeping your arms wrapped around your legs.  “I want you to fuck me until I can’t stand anymore.”
“Damn.”
“You said you wanted my honest answer!” you cried out.  You loved your boyfriend more than anything in this world, but his awkward, stubborn demeanor would really get on your nerves in the wrong circumstances, such as this very moment.
“I know, I know,” he reassured.  He bowed his head away from yours, hiding his eyes under the brim of his hat.  “I just… didn’t expect that.”
“In my defense, I told you I’ve been painfully horny.”
Law pinched the bridge of his nose, once again repeating an exasperated, “I know.”
You lowered your legs further, keeping your hands on your kneecaps as you hunched your shoulders forward.  “Can you please help me?  Please?”  Your voice was low, airy, almost coming out as a whimper.  “It’s been four days, Law.  Everything I try to make myself feel better makes me more and more uncomfortable.”
Your tone really did sound desperate, and Law’s chest clenched at your demeanor.  He glanced back up at your face, your eyebrows scrunched in an odd agony.  He could almost feel the burning of your face from where he sat.  Out of all the withdrawal symptoms the two of you had discussed before your medication ran out, this was the last one that he would’ve expected, and clearly that was the same for you.
“I’ll see what I can do to help,” he uttered.
“You don’t need to ‘see’ anything, Law, I need your dick in me.  Right now.  You know I don’t like begging, you have no idea how embarrassed I feel, but I’m desperate, Law, I’m desperate!”  You were pleading with him now, officially losing your grip on yourself as you began to crawl towards him, placing your hand on his thigh and pushing yourself forward to bury your face in the junction between his neck and shoulder.  “I would rather be depressed.”
A dry chuckle from his throat broke the awkward, stifling atmosphere.  “Don’t say that, I don’t want you to be depressed.”  He rested his arm around your waist, gently pulling you closer to him.  It almost didn’t register how you were beginning to straddle his waist, your fluttering breaths ghosting over his jugular.  
You let out a pathetic whimper, both of your arms now dangled over his shoulders as your hips slotted against his, an uncomfortable position on the bed for both of you, but you were clearly out of your mind as you searched for any semblance of friction to satiate the red-hot need in your core.  Your muscles gyrated on their own, a weary moan leaving your lips, hoping to use the stiffness of his jeans to stimulate your clit from under your loungewear.
Law truly felt bad for your beaten state, and with your body pressed against his, he could feel just how flustered you really were.  With a tender kiss against the shell of your ear, he pushed you back onto the bed, swiftly removing your pajama bottoms and underwear.  A deep crimson blush spread across his tanned cheeks at the sight of you, a persistent, heavy, glistening moistness coating your labia.
“You weren’t kidding,” was all he muttered.
“You thought I’d make this up?!” you pleaded.
“No, of course not.”  He rubbed a calloused hand across your cheek, smiling sweetly as you turned your face to nestle into his touch.  “I’m just sorry it’s been so bad.”
“Apologize with your body.  Please.  Don’t make me keep begging, Law, I can’t take it anymore.”
Somewhere deep inside the stoic captain’s mind was a perverted beast that quite enjoyed the sight of you practically weeping and writhing under him as your body subconsciously demanded any stimulation as soon as possible.  A sadistic side of him wanted to keep you begging, wanted to break you until you sobbed into his chest, losing your humanity to your instinctual, hormonal urges.
But he loved you too much for that, at least in your current worked-up state.  He didn’t want to prolong your suffering.
Without wasting any more time as you lay completely vulnerable and demanding beneath him, he took his hand and trailed two fingers through your folds, stifling a sharp breath at just how wet you really were.  Sticky yet thin and fluid, your sweet, musky scent traveled to his nose and made his stomach clench.  He bit back any other witty comments that sat on his tongue and instead slipped his middle finger into your cunt, using his thumb to stimulate your clit simultaneously.  Your hands flew to cover your mouth, your eyes clenched shut as you involuntarily bucked into his hand, encouraging him to slip a second finger into you to increase the sensation.
“Law,” you moaned out.  One of your hands grabbed his wrist, stopping his movements.  He gazed at you, waiting for your next move.  “I’ve been doing that to myself and nothing’s worked.  I need you.”
The raven-haired man bit the inside of his cheek at your words.  He pulled his fingers out of your cunt, haphazardly wiping your fluids on his jeans as he reached for his fly and tugged on the zipper, the metal button following suit.  He slipped off the bed to let his pants and boxers fall to the floor before discarding his shirt.  You salivated at the sight of him (you felt truly helpless in your hormonal, sex-crazed state).  You tugged your own t-shirt over your head and threw it to the floor beneath the bed.  Law once again positioned himself above you, an inked hand idly stroking his half-hard penis as he surveyed your pitiful form below him, sprawled out, legs spread, mouth hung open as you took in shallow breaths.  He rubbed the head of his penis along your sopping pussy, rubbing your slick down his length with his hand.
“I’m gonna be honest,” he muttered, reveling in the scorching heat that traveled to his groin as his cock filled with blood.  “I didn’t think it was possible for a woman to be this wet.”
“How do you think I feel?” you quipped back, your mouth curling into a meager grin.  “I’ve been constantly wondering if I pissed my pants without realizing.”
Your words made a bark of laughter exit Law’s mouth, which eased your stress and made your own chest feel lighter.  He continued stroking your fluid over his dick as he responded, “This isn’t going to help you, I don’t think.”
You reached a hand forward and trailed it along his shoulder, tracing his tattoo in the process.  “I can’t even care anymore, really.”
Law supported himself above you with one hand, dipping down to plant a sweet kiss against your lips.  You pushed yourself up on your elbows to deepen the exchange, parting your mouth and brushing your tongue along his lower lip.  Instead of opening for you, he pulled back with a mischievous grin.
“You’re already begging for this, you’re gonna have to wait for whatever sloppy kisses you want.”
“You’re an asshole,” you retorted, but shuddered out a sigh at the feeling of Law’s dick parting your labia and slipping into your opening little by little.  The excess wetness produced by your own body made the ordeal much easier, which also made it much easier for Law to tease you in his own, stubborn way, finally looking past the awkwardness of your hormone-driven desperation.  He removed the tip of his cock from your entrance, making you grumble under your breath.  “You said before you would do anything to make sure I’m okay!”
“Well, you’re not in pain,” he responded, voice low and rough.  The sound made your hair stand on end.  “Since you’re not in pain, I feel a bit better…” he interrupted his sentence with another tease of his tip at your warm pussy, “driving you mad.”
You groaned.  “What do I have to do to convince you to just rail me already?”
Your man smirked above you.  “You’re getting bold with your language, sweetheart.”
Your shaking hands gripped his shoulder blades as you scooted yourself down the mattress in a feeble attempt to get his cock inside you on your own.  Law merely chuckled, dipping his head into the crevice of your neck, leaving sweet kisses over your soft skin before using his hand to aid his dick in entering you completely, biting down on your skin at the same time.  The doubled sensations made you wail involuntarily, one of your own hands slapping over your mouth to muffle your desperate noises as your eyes squeezed shut.  Law sucked on the bite he made, gyrating his hips at just the right spot where his public hair brushed against your aching clit.  The hand that wasn’t covering your mouth raked down his back, making him shudder above you, detaching from your neck and licking his lips devilishly.  
“Feel better?” he asked, voice completely casual as if he wasn’t balls deep inside you.
“I’d feel a lot better if you just–”  He cut you off with a sharp thrust, the sound of wet skin slapping making hot embarrassment rush to your face.
“Just what?”
“What happened to, ‘I’ll see what I can do?’  Or, ‘I’m sorry it’s been so bad?’” you asked with a quivering voice.  “No more sympathy for your suffering girlfriend?”
“Of course I have sympathy for you, dear,” he replied, trailing the hand he had used to gather your slick on his fingers to rub down your cheek and neck, leaving a cold sensation behind.  “But when you use words like ‘rail me’ and ‘fuck me until I can’t stand anymore’ it gets kinda hard to not torture you a little bit.  Makes it more fun that way.”
You couldn’t fight the grin that crawled across your lips.  “You’re a sick, sick man.”
“And you’re a desperate, relentless woman.”
Your conversation finally halted with another deep kiss from Law as his hips began a steady pace, stroking into your cunt with deep, powerful thrusts that were as slow yet impactful and left your toes curling.  Law, despite all his uncoordinated emotions, was very good on the backstroke.  You didn’t quite know if it was simply the way his cock was shaped, or his physique, or perhaps his unintentional movements, but each thrust sent shivers down your spine and caused your back to arch into the growing flames brewing in the pit of your stomach.  His lanky arms allowed him to support himself while angling his thrusts to also brush along your clit, aiding in your euphoria.  The mixture of the head of his penis constantly brushing against your upper wall and his coarse pubic hair and firm torso stimulating your clit was addictive and made your legs quiver.  (If you ever told Law that he was, in your eyes, a ‘Sex God,’ however, he’d avoid making eye contact with you for at least a week out of sheer humiliation.  You had to keep some things to your deranged imagination.)
Amidst Law’s movements above you, you angled your hips upwards and wrapped your legs around his waist, keeping his thrusts deep and deliberate.  Your attempts to keep your sounds to a minimum were futile when Law hooked his hands around the backs of your knees, removing your legs from his body and holding them up in the air.  Your body curled for him and he kneeled above you, still fully inserted.  The new angle was deeper than before and had your eyes glued shut, mouth hung open and lewd sounds escaping your lungs with every shuddering breath.  You held your legs in the air while one of Law’s inked hands traveled downward to your clit, resuming ministrations on your swollen nub that this new position didn’t quite provide.
Law wouldn’t admit it, but the absolutely depraved sounds of your wet pussy sucking in his dick with every thrust had him painfully erect inside of you.  He was sure you could feel the way his cock twitched every now and then with the way your face would contort in immeasurable pleasure.  Half of him was concerned that the soggy noises could be heard from outside the bedroom, either through the heavy steel hatch door or through the walls, but the other half of him was too focused on the electric shocks that sparked through his dick that craved for him to keep chasing his release.
Your own climax was rapidly approaching, Law’s thrusts growing slightly unsteady as his own impending release slowly creeped up on him.  His calloused thumb rubbing counter-clockwise circles against your clit was the perfect stimulation you needed along with his perfect cock, and before you had time to suck in another deep gulp of oxygen, your body was convulsing around him, hips gyrating around him as you desperately moaned, still trying to stifle your noises.  The squelching sound that emanated from between your bodies only seemed to increase after your orgasm, more fluid from your seemingly endless arousal making Law’s dick slip easier and easier through your tight folds.  The feeling of your cunt clenching around him made his throat clench, swallowing tightly as a building pressure formed at the base of his dick.  He felt it as deep as his vertebrae.  
His calculated thumb never ceased its motions against your clit, staying consistent throughout your orgasm.  Your fingers clenched the bed sheets beneath you as you pleaded with the man above you to slow down, that the pleasure from your clit was so good it was almost painful, but right as you began to release another moaning plead, a second orgasm washed over you, causing your muscles to rapidly convulse as your hips shook against his body.
“Fuck,” Law groaned out, his own bubble growing closer and closer to bursting with each of your gyrations.
“Law…” you heaved.  “Please come inside me.  Please, please.  I need you to come inside of me.”
Law swallowed thickly, eyeing your trembling form beneath him.  “Are you sure?”  The implications were slightly more concerning considering this had all started after you stopped a controlled hormone pill.  Getting you pregnant wouldn’t be ideal on a submarine, and there would definitely be a lot of discussion should that consequence happen, but at the same time…
He groaned.  The feeling of your pussy keeping him glued to your body was too addicting to say no to.  Law bit back his inhibitions and nodded his head.  He could already tell his own orgasm was going to be one for the ages, your desperate horniness seeming to affect him as well.  His hips were starting to stutter in their pace as his climax creeped up his spine and through his pelvis.
You covered your mouth as a sob left your throat, climaxing for a third time on the motions against your clit and G-spot.  The involuntary gyrations of your hips finally did Law in.  His hips snapped forward, dropping your legs to the bed and placing his hands on your lower stomach, pressing downward as he desperately rammed into you, moaning your name among a string of breathless curses as he released his cum inside your drenched pussy.  You were in complete bliss, never having heard such noises leave Law’s mouth during any of your other intimate sessions.  You didn’t think you’d be able to get off without his deep, gruff moans anymore.
Law finally stilled both his hand and his hips, leaving you twitching and completely fucked out below him.  His aching cock slipped out of you as soon as he pulled away, leaving you both feeling cold and very aware of the crazy mess the two of you had made on his bed sheets.  
“Shit…” Law groaned as he flopped backwards.  His feet were up by your waist, while yours were still draped across his hips, both pairs of legs parted.  The smell of sex permeated the air and you were positive you’d be able to smell it in the hallway if the door was opened.
You didn’t respond for a while, only heavy breaths entering and exiting your chest as you fought to catch up on air that had been violently forced out of you.
“Are you okay?” Law finally asked, barely having energy to pick up his head to gaze at you.
“Yeah… I’m fine.  You?”
“Completely spent.”
You shared a breathless laugh that lingered in the air, a soft pink cloud above you.
“I feel disgusting now,” you finally said after some more moments of comfortable silence.
“Good disgusting or bad disgusting?” Law asked back.
“Good, I think,” you replied.  “I don’t think I’ll be able to fuck for at least a month now, though.”
“You and me both.”  Law finally mustered up the energy to sit himself up on his elbows.  You did the same, though your arms were much more shaky than his.  “Have I ever made you come three times before?”
“Never.”
Law pondered your response for a few seconds before flashing a roguish grin.  “Damn, I’m good.”
“You can be prideful after you clean me up,” you groaned.
You wearily held your arm into the air, letting your hand flop back and forth as you waved.  Law chuckled, tiredly swinging his legs off of the bed.  He ignored your arm, instead choosing to scoop you up by your knees and shoulders, holding you close to his chest.  Your head plopped onto his shoulder, eyes closed and breaths finally steady.  Law gazed at the substantial wet patch that now tainted his white bed sheets, but kept his mouth shut.  Maybe six months ago he would’ve been disgusted at the mess you two had made, but with you fucked out and blissful in his arms and his own body tingling with a hot pink sensation that he couldn’t get enough of, he didn’t think it was very important.
With a hushed whisper, a blue glow enveloped the two of you and a swift hand motion teleported you to the bathroom.  Where, despite your fatigue, your sex only continued in the shower.
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the-fic-rex · 2 years ago
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5 basic things you can do to improve your ao3 experience +1 thing that will not help
Get an account
There is a process to this- you need to get on a waitlist and then will be sent an email to make an account (at this point in time the wait time is about a week)- but once you have an account you unlock a lot of features that make the whole experience better, such as the marked for later list, turning off the extra acknowledgement for adult content, mute users, and you can see more fics that are only available to people with an account.
2. Use a site skin
This can be as simple as just getting dark mode (the reversi skin), or it can dramatically change the viewing experience. There are premade ones to chose from that require absolutely zero coding. Skins can also just be applied to one platform- for example on mobile devices you can consolidate tags. You can also use skins to hide works or tags you don’t like or that have a lot of fics that clog up search results.
3. Search by things other than fandom
If you love a trope and want to see more of it or love a niche character, click on the tag to search within it. You may get fewer results but it will allow you to scratch that specific itch without having to wade through 100s of pages of results. If you search by a trope, you can then apply a fandom tag on top of that so you see the characters you love.
4. Download fics
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Don't make it anyone else's problem if you didn’t like a fic
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None of those things need to be shared with the author and doing so just makes the internet a less fun place. 
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demonic-shadowlucifer · 10 days ago
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Things to do instead of sending people harassment/threats or suibait.
(PT: Things to do instead of sending people harassment/threats or suibait). ...because APPARENTLY we fucking need this post
-Block the person you're so angry at. -Scroll by the post that made you angry. -Log off the internet for a while. -Ask yourself why you think harassing people is okay. -Block them. -Grab a journal and write down what you were going to say and then block the person who pissed you off. -Did I mention blocking them yet? "But Shadow! This person sent ME that shit first! It's only fair" No it isn't. In that case you: -Block them. -Report them (if it's an anon ask though, just block. i don't think there's a way to report anons). "But Shadow! This person is a TERF/exclusionist/queerphobe! They deserve to be harassed!" -Block them. -Send them resources (no guarantee they'll listen but worth a try). -Report them if they're posting violent shit. "But Shadow! This person is a radqueer/MAP" -Again. *BLOCK* them. -Report them if they're posting really vile shit. -Redirect them to self-help resources (Yes, there's actually resources for those with paraphillias, including the big 3). "But Shadow! This person's racist/ableist/misogynistic!" -Check if they're being purposefully racist/ableist/misogynistic, if not, KINDLY ask them to maybe not do that™️ -If yes, block or report if needed. -Send resources (Again, no guarantee they'll listen)
notice how it's actually not hard to send people death threats or suibait or insults or-
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cicerfics · 4 months ago
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Q's 10 Favorite Jumpers, Rated and Reviewed By 007
With Rebuttals (and Revised Rebuttals) from the Quartermaster Himself
Gifted to @foxsoulcourt over on Station Pacific, just for being awesome!
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Fits Q like a glove and the shade sets off Q's lovely winter complexion. 9/10.
Didn't this ridiculous business of seasonal color analysis go out when I was still in primary school? You're dating yourself, 007.
Well, somebody has to, since you wouldn't let me take you out for a drink last night.
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Color less garish than usual, but fuzzy texture makes Q look like he's growing mold. Off-putting. At least, as off-putting as is possible for a man of Q's caliber. 6/10.
It's mohair, you heathen, not mold!
And stop talking about my 'caliber' if you
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The color washes out your complexion. You ought to stick to darker shades, dear. Still, this one fits you snugly and the knit is thin enough that I can see your nipples when it's chilly in the server room. 8/10, it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
You are no longer allowed in the server room when I'm in there, effective immediately, lest I file a complaint with Human Resources. Stop looking at my nipples. (And there's a phrase I never thought I'd have to use when addressing a colleague at Her Majesty's Secret Service.)
I live to defy expectations.
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Color does marvelous things for Q's eyes but the squiggles give me vertigo. 5/10.
Get your eyes checked, old man, and stop blaming my jumpers for your vision difficulties!
Ranking has dropped to 4/10 due to Q's insolence. Be nicer to me, or I'll be the one to file a complaint with HR. Age discrimination is against regulations, my dear.
Stop calling me that
I don't really think you're that old
You do need reading glasses though
I never thought I'd see the day 007 cites regulations to me.
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Why are there so many bars and blocks? Why isn't the jumper one harmonious shade of gray? Atrocious. 3/10.
It's comfortable
It reminds me of that time you
Don't lie, I've caught you looking at me when I was wearing th
It's considered artistic, 007, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that.
Grand old warship, Q. Nothing more.
Don't be ridiculous, of course you're more than
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Reminds me of my grandfather. Deeply disturbing that I still want to shag Q even when he dresses like my grandfather. 2/10, will be reporting the quartermaster to Dr. Wilson for damaging my psyche.
You will do no such thing. That poor woman has enough to bear as it is. Overseeing your routine psych screenings is enough to warrant hazard pay.
I've caught you looking at me in this one too
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You don't own this one, but you should. Let me buy it for you, darling. 10/10, would tug you into a broom cupboard during your lunch hour and undo the buttons with my teeth.
What is your obsession with Tom Ford
I don't see why
You say things like this but then you never follow throu
Why did you cancel our dinner the other nigh
I am not the sort of gentleman who permits himself to be despoiled in broom cupboards, thank you very much.
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Puts me in mind of those odd little sailor suits posh people used to make their children wear. I think someone put me in one, once, ages ago. 1/10, you already look young enough to make me feel like a filthy old man, no need to make it worse.
I wouldn't mind if you were a bit 'filthier', actua
Well, if the shoe fits.
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And you scold me about wasting money with damaged equipment and bloodied suits. Look at the price tag on this. Outrageous. 10/10, worth every penny, you're delectable in this one.
I only bought it to treat myself after
It was my birthday and i
You said you were taking me out for dinner for the occasion but then you
…Thank you.
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I'd ask what I've done to deserve this torture, but I suppose I already know the answer to that. 0/10, I will have burned this one by the time you've read this list, and I apologize for nothing.
You know exactly what you've done, yes.
Three million pounds of my department funding for heaven's sake
Not to mention the fact that you canceled our dinner after I
And I hardly bought this to torture you. I don't buy my clothes with you in mind, 007. Don't be so arrogant.
And if that isn't an empty threat and you've actually broken into my flat and destroyed my personal property, I'll have your head.
My. How forward of you, Q. Well, I'll have to insist you take me out to dinner first. Then you can have whatever bits of me you like.
Don't be vulgar, you menace.
Not unless you're going to follow through on
You're the one who backed out of the dinn
Did you really burn it?
It was a threat to national security. Could sear a man's eyes right out of his skull. It had to go.
The cats agreed with me. They didn't put up any protest when I pilfered from your wardrobe.
For heaven's sake.
Then they're getting their least favorite flavor of tinned food for supper. And you're not getting dinner from me at all.
Now, I hope I'm not being punished for cancelling on you last week.
Of course I'm not
I don't see why you
You
...
You're being punished for wasting your day reviewing my jumpers rather than completing your overdue AARs. Please allow me to direct your attention to the rather large pile of paperwork with your name on it.
Sod the paperwork.
Q. I'm sorry I cancelled. You have no idea how sorry. But something came up.
I'm sure it did.
Something to do with the job.
...
Some internal business. Something had to be taken care of.
Somebody had to be taken care of.
...
Mallory told me not to discuss it with any of the department heads just yet. I handled it, but the job won't be declassified until tomorrow. Expect Tanner to call you and the others in for a meeting in the morning.
...Oh.
Well.
You should've told me sooner.
Q, I'm shocked! You're saying I should've gone against Mallory's direct orders and disclosed classified material to you against his will?
Of course that what I'm saying, you filthy hypocrite. You could've told me. I would've been discreet.
I know you would've been. That's not the point.
...
...Bond?
I'm trying to keep you out of trouble these days.
Trying not to be the man who ruins your career.
You've never
If that's how you feel then why
Even if you did, I'd
Rather unflattering that you assume I can't take care of myself.
I can, I'll have you know. And I never asked you to protect me. I can protect myself...and I can protect you in the bargain, thank you very much. I'm rather good at it, in fact.
Well, I can't argue with you there.
...
...?
Suppose we don't wait for tomorrow's meeting.
Suppose I take you out to dinner and tell you all about the whole sordid business tonight.
...You're planning on disclosing confidential intel in the middle of an Italian restaurant?!
Suppose we skip the restaurant.
Suppose I bring a couple of curries round to your flat and we talk about it there.
The flat you recently burglarized.
Let's not dwell on the past, dear.
Besides, I think the cats are warming up to me.
And I've got an overdue birthday present for you.
...Dare I ask what it is?
A replacement for the jumper I burned. A whole new ensemble, in fact.
Something much better than anything in your wardrobe. Much worthier of you. Something to show off those good looks of yours.
Will you let me give it to you this evening?
...Ah.
Well, I was going to ask what I should wear when you come over, since you have such strong opinions on the matter.
But if you're bringing a new outfit along, perhaps I shouldn't bother to put anything on at all?
Darling, I always said you were a genius.
19:00 tonight, your place. I'd say 'dress to impress', but I think your idea is best.
There's no improving on perfection, after all.
Do you really
I want you to
For God's sake, if you don't make good on your promises this time, I'll
19:00, then. I trust you know the address
Please try to be on time, 007.
For you, Q?
I'll be early.
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cyberchronics · 9 months ago
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
jjk men + their love languages
☆ feat. satoru gojo + suguru geto ☆
★ straight up fluff, gn reader, no warnings apply ★
satoru gojo - quality time + gift giving
Satoru loves taking you out on the town. Restaurants, jewelry, clothing... you name It, and he's already dragging you towards the most expensive place in town. It doesn't matter how many times you two go on your weekly tours of Japan's shopping districts, he'll trip over himself for any opportunity to take you out and parade you around like some type of prize.
There's no greater joy to him than laying back on the plush couch in your favorite store and watching as you make yourself his model. He'll complement some clothes and tease you with others, watching with a stupid grin as you coyly ask him to buy the one outfit he seems to like the most as if you don't know he always comes behind you and gets whatever you leave behind.
The price tag is irrelevant. Hell, Satoru couldn't care less about the money he drains from his bank account on a daily basis. What he's focused on is the experience of shopping, the time you two manage to spend bonding over something as stupid as what fabric blend looks the best on your figure (spoilers: his answer is simultaneously all of them and none.)
You always give him the sweetest kiss whenever you two get home, too. Pulling off the sunglasses obscuring his crystalline eyes and cupping his cheek, dragging him down slightly and pressing your lips against his own. It makes him dizzy with love, head swimming with thoughts of you as he cages you against his chest and pulls you into another slow kiss.
suguru geto - quality time + acts of service
It's no secret that Suguru is a busy man. Every day is dedicated to running the cult: attending meetings, planning missions, and chiseling away at his goal bit by bit. The cycle never fails to leave him exhausted, slouched over a cup of coffee as he reads through senseless reports and suggestions that'll end up in the trash right next to the others. Despite the headache that seems to constantly plague him he still finishes as the clock strikes nine. sighing and dragging himself away from work.
If it wasn't for you, he'd be sleeping at his desk every night. But the idea of you all alone in bed makes his heart squeeze, his footsteps heavy as he wills himself to trudge through the streets that always seem to be crowded. He's just happy that you live so close, only a few minutes from his warm embrace at any given moment. It lets him take a short detour to a small bakery nearby, picking you up a treat despite his tiredness.
He knows it's worth it when you jump into his arms, almost knocking the cake to the floor as he's pulled into a hug. You're entirely too high-strung for how late at night it is, peppering kisses all over his face and making him melt against your lips. His only response is a smile, reciprocating the action with a gentle kiss on the top of your head and setting the box on the table.
Suguru can’t help but make himself stay up with you. It feels as if you can ramble on about the smallest things, especially once you spend twenty minutes answering something so simple as “How was your day?” But the last thing on his mind is complaining, even as he struggles to keep his eyes open. Your voice is calming, pulling him to the edges of sleep like the softest lullabies. He’ll feel bad about it in the morning, but his body finally succeeds in making him rest. Hopefully, you'll accept his apology in the form of another present.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
a/n: sorry about the dead air writer's block is a bitch :3 srry this is a little lazy but expect a gojo or choso fic by march + first multipost!! idk if I'll make more but they're nice little drabbles
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corneliaavenue-ao3 · 3 months ago
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End Game: I Wanna Be Your A-Team (chapter 3)
Ginny Weasley is playing for England's Quidditch Team in the World Cup.
This is her fanbase's reaction to it.
Read from the beginning on Ao3 here
Read this chapter on Ao3 here
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
The 132nd World Cup will start later today! England and the United States of America will meet up for the first time ever in the finals!
@quidditch4lyfe posted
For the first time ever, I will be rooting for the refs in a quidditch match
@thunderbirdgirll posted
CAW CAW BITCHES!!! LET'S GO USA!!!!
@horny-serpent posted
I'm about to break the statue of security and tell the No-Maj's that today is basically a second independence day. I want to dump some tea in a harbor
@beatemup posted
i can't believe i live in a time where i have to watch the fucking USA play England in the biggest game ever. The world of quidditch deserves better than this
@nycwitchy posted
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@quid-bitch posted
Happy Block An American Day to everyone who celebrates!
@harpies-hore reblogged @quid-bitch
my favorite day of the year!
@ginwiz posted
no matter what happens today, this is the best day of my life
@ginginweas reblogged @ginwiz
love that for you, i might avada kadavra myself if we lose
@harpies-hore posted
I can't believe they are playing this game in fucking Canada. The stadium is going to be filled with USA fans
@thunderbirdgirll reblogged @harpies-hore
HELL YEAH IT WILL BE
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@harpies-hore reblogged @thunderbirdgirll
fuck you, i post the memes here
@drarry-is-real posted
only the united fucking states of america would get me to actually root for Ginny Weasley
@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @drarry-is-real
if you didn't have maggots for a brain, you would always root for Ginny Weasley
@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva
you have maggots for a brain
@queezy-4-weasley posted
is anyone actually going to the match?
@ginwiz replied: merlin i wish
@ginginweas replied: my cousin is, but apparently didn't want to invite me????
@gin-will-win replied: I thought we were going to lose last round, so I spent all my money on that game
@im-a-keeper posted
I am so curious what England will bring as their mascot
@quid-bitchh reblogged @im-a-keeper
Harry James Potter
@bitch-witchh posted
so if i floo to the ministry of magic right this second, i could buy a last minute international floo ticket to canada, and then apparate to the fields outside the stadium, run to the stadium, and then apparate to the top of the stadium where i can then watch ginny weasley play in the world cup for approximately 1 minute before i get arrested by canadian aurors
@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @bitch-witchh
worth it
@corneliastreet28 posted
i can't believe this is my first quidditch game and it is the world cup!!!
@ginwiz reblogged @corneliastreet28
omg have so much fun!!!!
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
The United States of America has taken the field with their mascot, the Griffin, proudly flying behind them!
@nycwitchy posted
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅CAW CAW!!! LET'S GO MY WEIRD LITTLE EAGLE/LION MASCOT🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@ginginweas posted
Oh you know the Gryffindors are going to be pissed about America's mascot
@bitch-witchh posted
I can't see him, but I know my man, Ron Weasley, is booing so hard right now
@quid-bitch reblogged @bitch-witchh
i love a man who is a hater to his core
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
England has taken the field, surprisingly, with no mascot
@ginwiz reblogged @quidditch-world-cup-updates
wait why???
@queezy-4-weasley posted
Did they try to get Harry to be their mascot, and he didn't agree??
@ginginweas posted
why would we not have a mascot?????????
@nena-96 posted
no mascot?? nothing?? we couldn't even have gotten a house elf to represent us???
@im-a-keeper posted
I hate to be the one to let everyone know, but England did bring a mascot... it's just that only some people can see it
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
We stand corrected, England did bring a mascot. It has been reported that several Thestrals are flying alongside the British players.
@thunderbirdgirll posted
well that's fucking depressing. way to bring down the vibes britain
@puddlemore-111 posted
That is so tacky to do
@ginwiz posted
Honestly, what a tribute. We know Ginny and several of the other members of the team can see them, and it is such a great way to remember the war that we fought just a few years ago and how it still impacts people today.
@harpies-hore reblogged @ginwiz
yeah and it's a threat. We brought a fucking death omen as our mascot
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@gin-will-win posted
THERE SHE IS!!!
@ginwiz posted
GINNY!!!
@harpies-hore
THAT'S MY GIRL!!!
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
GINNY IS THERE!! NOW SHOW HARRY!!
@ginginweas
OH MY!!! I LOVE THESE QUIDDITCH KITS
@quid-bitch reblogged @ginginweas
her ass looks so good in it
@ginginweas reblogged @quid-bitch
it does, it truly does
@harpies-hore reblogged @ginginweas
harry is going to kick both of your asses
@queezy-4-weasley posted
THERE'S HARRY!!
@ginginweas posted
Harry wearing a Weasley jersey, makes me sob every time I see it
@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @ginginweas
wait until Ginny wears a Potter jersey
@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva
that is NEVER going to happen
@gin-will-win posted
okay yeah Harry is wearing a Ginny Weasley jersey, BUT LOOK AT HER PARENTS!! THEY ARE WEARING MATCHING JUMPERS WITH HER FACE ON THEM!!
@bitch-witchh posted
Molly Weasley, what do I need to do for a Ginny Weasley jumper???
@ginwiz reblogged @bitch-witchh
you probably need to become a weasley
@bitch-witchh reblogged @ginwiz
any of the weasley brothers single?
@harpies-hore reblogged @bitch-witchh
percy
@bitch-witchh reblogged @harpies-hore
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@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
With the release of the snitch, the 132nd Quidditch World Cup has begun!
@brightlybound posted
can someone explain the rules of quidditch to me real quick
@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @brightlybound
big ball needs to go through hoops for 10 points
medium sized ball hits people and hurts
little golden ball ends the game for 150 points
@brightlybound reblogged @queezy-4-weasley
Thanks! I'm going to forget about half of this
@im-a-keeper posted
England came READY today
@gin-will-win posted
Weasley to Killick to Alton back to Killick to Weasley to Alton to...
@quid-bitch posted
AMERICA IS SO FUCKED
@ginginweas posted
SHE SCORED!!!
@bitch-witchh posted
I KNOW THAT IS MY GIRL!!!!
@thunderbirdgirll posted
wait, i was told weasley got her spot on the team because her boyfriend saved the world, not because she was actually good at this sport
@harpies-hore reblogged @thunderbirdgirll
America's live reaction to realizing how good Ginny Weasley is
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@thunderbirdgirll reblogged @harpies-hore
plz delete
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
HARRY ALMOST FELL OVER THE RAILING IN EXCITEMENT!!!
@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva
now you are just writing fanfiction
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@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
lol, because @drarry-is-real is my older sister
@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva
give me my green jumper back
@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @drarry-is-real
no
@ginwiz posted
SHE SCORED AGAIN
@gin-will-win posted
is America okay? are they even trying???
@thunderbirdgirll posted
America rn
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@harpies-hore reblogged @thunderbirdgirll
in another life, we would have been friends
@ginginweas posted
Do we think Shah catches the snitch today?
@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @ginginweas
by the way the chasers are playing, he might not need to
@im-a-keeper posted
I refuse to get comfortable, the USA is known for their comebacks
@ginwiz reblogged @im-a-keeper
don't say that
@quid-bitchh posted
we can't lose, america can't score
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
Sullivan scores the United States first points after an incredible Dionysus Dive! England is still up 40-10.
@horny-serpant posted
THANK FUCK WE GOT POINTS
@thunderbirdgirll reblogged @horny-serpant
ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST
@gin-will-win posted
ah fuck
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
NOOO they weren't supposed to score!!!!!
@queezy-4-weasley posted
is it too late to get a new keeper?
@ginginweas reblogged @queezy-4-weasley
Ron can sub in, I heard he was keeper at Hogwarts
@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @ginginweas
i don't trust the quidditch skills of a man who cheers for the Chudley Cannons
@ginwiz posted
CAN THEY STOP SCORING PLEASE!?!?
@quid-bitch posted
GINNY!! OPHELIA!! RICHARD!!! HARRY!!! SOMEONE!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
@thunderbirdgirll posted
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!
@nycwitchy posted
OOOOHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE!!!! BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
@ginginweas posted
okay I was fine with them scoring once, a little troubled with them scoring twice, hurt about the third, BUT WE LET THEM TIE US IN THE SPAN OF 5 MINUTES????
@bitch-witchh posted
I'm blaming @im-a-keeper for USA comeback
@im-a-keeper reblogged @bitch-witchh
I'm sorry
@thunderbirdgirll posted
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@gin-will-win posted
things are getting.... snippy out there
@harpies-hore posted
oh Ginny is MAD
@queezy-4-weasley posted
yes Gin, steal that quaffle right out of the greedy American's hand
@nycwitchy reblogged @queezy-4-weasley
not the British citizen calling America greedy, girl, yall have some artifacts to return from the British Museum
@quid-bitch posted
THAT BITCH CLARK PULLED ON GINNY'S BROOM TAIL!!
@im-a-keeper posted
... did the refs not stop that?
@ginginweas posted
I DON'T EVEN NEED A POLL TO KNOW THAT THESE REFS ARE WORSE THAN VOLDEMORT
@ginwiz posted
OH SHIT
@quid-bitch posted
THAT WAS SO HOT OF HER
@bitch-witchh posted
GINEVRA MOLLY WEASLEY
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
damn...
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
A fight has broken out between England and The United States of America after Ginny Weasley punched Cecelia Clark in the face
@harpies-hore posted
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@quid-bitchh posted
Ginny, you can punch me at any time
@quidditch4lyfe posted
I can't believe I thought I was going to hate this game.
@thenicestthingiveseen posted
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@puddlemore-111 posted
Further proof that this generation is ruining Quidditch
@ginginweas reblogged @puddlemore-111
people have died playing quidditch before and you're offended by a punch???
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
I'm crying, Harry is cheering so loudly for Ginny right now
@bitch-witchh posted
no, but Harry is out of his seat thrilled that she threw that first punch
@gin-will-win posted
shut the fuck up, her PARENTS are celebrating her punching Clark
@ginwiz posted
@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @ginwiz
Harry would kill himself before hitting Ginny
@bitch-witchh reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva
and Ginny would kill Harry before backing out of a competition
@thunderbirdgirll posted
Cecelia, girl, how you going to start that fight with an illegal move and then get your ass beat like that??? You're embarrassing me
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
The refs have both teams separated and the fight has ended. Cecilia Clark will be rewarded 2 free penalty shots. Ginny Weasley has received an official warning penalty.
@quidditch-world-cup-updates reblogged @quidditch-world-cup-updates
this was a terrible call btw
@ginginweas posted
NOT @quidditch-world-cup-updates recognizing how BAD these refs are!!
@queezy-4-weasley posted
at least Clark only made one of her two penalty shots
@harpies-hore reblogged @queezy-4-weasley
Clark does not equal free points
@horny-serpant posted
we were going to need those extra 10 points
@ginginweas posted
okay folks, back to our regularly scheduled England dominance
@gin-will-win posted
Alton scored thank fuck
@thunderbirdgirll posted
Sullivan scored thank fuck
@queezy-4-weasley posted
GINNY WITH THE QUAFFLE!
@bitch-witchh posted
so much is happening at once
@im-a-keeper posted
it is back and forth, back and forth for both teams.
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
Clark scores tying the game back up at 90-90.
@quidditch4lyfe posted
Ginny should start another fight
@harpies-hore reblogged @quidditch4lyfe
I agree
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@quid-bitch posted
I fear we will be relying on Shah once again to catch the snitch
@ginwiz reblogged @quid-bitch
THAT'S OKAY!!! HE CAN DO IT!!!
@thunderbirdgirll reblogged @ginwiz
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@gin-will-win posted
More points!
@nycwitchyy posted
AMERICA SCORES AGAIN!!!!
@harpies-hore posted
whenever I think we can take the lead, there America is, right behind us, scoring again
@thunderbirdgirll reblogged @harpies-hore
CAN'T GET RID OF US!!!
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@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
okay can we go back to winning please? i need a happy harry and ginny post-game celebration
@puddlemore-111 posted
2 hours into the game and still no snitch sighting. Shah was the worst pick as a seeker for England
@im-a-keeper reblogged @puddlemore-111
Shah literally caught the snitch the last two matches, one of them against Victor Krum? What are you even talking about?
@ginginweas reblogged @im-a-keeper
you got to block him like the rest of us did
@im-a-keeper reblogged @ginginweas
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@four2andnew posted
so when does the game actually end? I was told that Harry Potter might propose to Ginny Weasley at the end of the game
@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @four2andnew
whenever the snitch is caught
@four2andnew reblogged @queezy-4-weasley
and when will that happen?
@queezy-4-weasley reblogged @four2andnew
who's to say
@gin-will-win posted
Ginny scores again!! What is that? 8 goals for her now?
@bitch-witchh reblogged @gin-will-win
nine!
@quidditch-world-cup-updates posted
At the 2 hour and 34 minute mark, we have our first snitch sighting!
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
CATCH THE FUCKING SNITCH AND END THE GAME SHAH!
@ginwiz posted
aaaaand they lost the snitch
@quid-bitch posted
while you were watching shah miss the snitch, i was watching our girl score again
@ginginweas posted
this is such a high scoring game so far... 210-180
@bitch-witchh reblogged @ginginweas
both team's keepers kinda suck
@ginginweas reblogged @bitch-witchh
we should have had Wood over Frisby
@quid-bitch reblogged @ginginweas
I love Wood
@bitch-witchh reblogged @quid-bitch
we know
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@gin-will-win posted
MORE POINTS FOR GINNY!!!
@harpies-hore posted
if we manage to win this, Ginny deserved MVP again
@bitch-witchh
SNITCH SIGHTING SNITCH SIGHTING!!!!
@ginwiz posted
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
@queezy-4-weasley posted
SHAH YOU CAN KICK THE AMERICAN'S ASS
@thunderbirdgirll posted
COME ON DIAZ!!!! CATCH THE SNITCH!!!
@nycwitchy posted
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@harpies-hore posted
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!1
@im-a-keeper posted
SHAH DID IT!!!!
@quid-bitch posted
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!!!!!!
@bitch-witchh posted
BREW YOUR TEA WITH AMERICAN TEARS TONIGHT BECAUSE ENGLAND JUST WON!!!!
@quidditch-world-cup-updates
Steffan Shah snagged the snitch! England has won the 132nd Quidditch World Cup!
@drarry-is-real posted
I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY HAPPY GINNY WEASLEY WON!
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
SHE FLEW STRIAGHT OVER TO HARRY!!!!!!!1
@drarry-is-real posted
I no longer am happy Ginny Weasley won
@queezy-4-weasley posted
GINNY AND HARRY!!!!
@ginginweas posted
i love their love
@quid-bitch posted
HARRY AND GINNY SITTING IN A TREE!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
THEY JUST MAKE ME FEEL SO MANY THINGS I LOVE HINNY YOURE HONOR
@harpies-hore posted
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I DIDN'T WIN!!! GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW
@gin-will-win posted
WHERE'S THE TROPHY??? SHE JUST COMES RUNNING OVER TO ME!!!!
@thunderbirdgirll posted
okay im sad, but they are very cute together
@nycwitchy reblogged @thunderbirdgirll
i know. like the hot, young quidditch star is dating the savior of the world. swoon worthing. i need a romance book based off of them, stat
@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @nycwitchy
i don't have a book, but I can give some fanfic recommendations
@ginwiz posted
wait... did anyone else see that sparkle?
@ginginweas reblogged @ginwiz
i thought my eyes deceived me there for a second but....
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
DID SHE JUST SLIP ON AN ENGAGEMENT RING??
@queezy-4-weasley posted
THAT'S A RING
@harpies-hore posted
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@bitch-witchh posted
ENGAGED HINNY??? DID HE JUST PROPOSE???
@gin-will-win posted
I don't think it was a proposal??? i think she couldn't wear the ring during the game and she just slipped it on herself after the game!???
@ginginweas reblogged @gin-will-win
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!!! THEY WERE ALREADY ENGAGED!
@ginwiz posted
THEY JUST CASUALLY ANNOUNCING THAT THEY ARE ENGAGED???
@im-a-keeper posted
This was the best season of quidditch I have ever experienced. Love stories, fist fights, and a quidditch world cup. I may actually be crying.
@hinny-luv-4-eva posted
I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER GET OVER TODAY
@drarry-is-real reblogged @hinny-luv-4-eva
you are so annoying
@hinny-luv-4-eva reblogged @drarry-is-real
LOVE YOU TOO SIS!!!
@ginnyweasley posted
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WE WON!!!
I had a wonderful experience playing for England alongside my excellent teammates. So thankful to have such a loving, supportive fiancé to celebrate with!!
@gin-will-win posted
FIANCE!!!!!!
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holybibly · 5 months ago
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Bunnies, please spend a little time with this message, because there are things I want to talk to you about.
First of all, I'm fine. I'm so sorry for worrying so many people yesterday. Sorry if I haven't replied to your DMs yet, there are a lot of them and I need time to reply to all the bunnies.
Please do not worry. Your experiences are not worth me (don't even think about arguing about it), nothing in your life can be more important than you and your family.
Now let's talk about serious matters. I did a lot of thinking last night and it was a hard night, I won't lie. I am a very sensitive person and most of the time I accumulate emotions until they just drown me. The last few weeks have been stressful for me with work and I haven't had much time to relax or get inspired, but when things finally started to pick up, this message was the last straw. It really hurt me.
I hope situations like this don't happen again
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Now, I want to talk about comfort and other things on the blog.
1. Nicknames. For all the followers of my blog there is a special nickname "bunny". This is a special nickname associated with one of my works - Pretty Flushed. This is my first popular piece, it is a unique idea and this is what makes my blog my own. From the moment I posted this, it became natural to call my followers 'bunny', as everyone who asked me questions or wrote to me personally signed themselves as 'bunny'.
Now I want to ask you - are you comfortable with this nickname? Did you feel anxious or uncomfortable when I called you that? I don't want you to feel that way, so if it bothers you, let me know and I'll stop.
2. The question of trust. As I wrote earlier, unfortunately I cannot be sure whether I am communicating with minors or not.Because the issue of age deception is very acute.
Neither Tumblr, nor Wattpad, nor YouTube, nor even Gmail can verify your age on a reliable, documented basis when you create a personal account. The only way we can find out is if the user reports it to us. And this is where the question of trust comes in. Can I trust you? Should I keep doing this? These questions are constantly on my mind. It makes me anxious and panicky. But also, how can we live in a society where you are afraid every day? My blog is a safe place for adults and conscious people, but I can't guarantee that somewhere among my 2.8k followers there aren't underage teenagers. Because I just don't know who's telling me the truth and who's not.
If any of my bunnies find out about underage accounts, please let me know so that we can make the issue public.
There is also the issue of anonymity. You can call me shameless, but I am not ashamed of my desires or thoughts, you all literally live in my head, but I know that there are people who are not ready to talk publicly about their desires and dreams, here are also people who are simply afraid to do so because someone might find out and use it against them. We all have different lives and we all have different life and social circumstances, so I understand all the people who are not ready, who are afraid or who are ashamed of their thoughts and dreams.
I will not block the possibility to talk to me anonymously and I leave it up to you. You can also DM me with your request if you don't feel comfortable with me posting the answer for everyone to see.
3. Communication. Bunnies, communication is important to me; it's true. I always want to know how you feel, if you are comfortable, and what you think of my work and of me. But unfortunately, sometimes my questions remain unanswered, and I begin to doubt if everything is going well. There is no greater fear for me than that you do not feel comfortable with me.
I don't know why, but it seems to me that many people avoid communicating with me. Some people think I'm rude or abrupt, and I don't seem to fit in with the general happy atmosphere. I am most comfortable with my bunnies. I enjoy playing with them, flirting with them, or just talking to them, and I'm very lucky to have made great friends, but I still feel isolated in a way.
It's weird; people always tell me that they've heard of me or that I have some kind of bunny fandom of my own, but I'm nothing more than a normal person. I will never lie to you and try to be better than I am. I am who I am, and I have no intention of creating a false persona in order to be loved. If I'm not right for you, don't waste your time.
I always tell you that you can come to me with all the questions in the world. I will never refuse to help you. Communication is the key to success, don't you think? I know I can be intense, and the way I communicate on the blog is unique, but that is how I see this space—without templates, labels, bias, shaming, judgement, and other things. This is a place where you can be yourself.
So let's communicate more and get to know each other better to make our lives a little easier.
I may decide to add a few more things here later, but these are the issues that concern me most at the moment.
Also, in terms of updates, the planned update for this weekend for full-length work will be postponed until next week.
Unholy hours have been on the air since the weekend. 
I love and appreciate you very much, my bunnies, and I hope I have been able to share some of my thoughts with you. We will work on improving the atmosphere in our little naughty house.
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tarjapearce · 1 year ago
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What would soccer family + school events be like? maybe a bake sale, helping prepare for a school dance, fundraiser, or a pta meeting?
Oohh, love this question!! And lemme resume it in two words. Chaotically good.
Bake sells are Mama's favorite things cause
1. Your tres leches cake and Flans are the top selling
2. Miguel ate once half a Flan that was meant to be put in the bake sell. (He loves Flan)
3. Mama would have to make an extra dessert for the family. All of you lot have a sweet tooth.
4. Even though you'd have to prepare two nights ahead, the smile on Gabi face and Miguel's caramel mustache so worthed it.
You'd have a table with your goods, not to brag but your desserts sure do attract people. Meaning, you're one of the top contributors.
Tres Leches, Flan, brownies, even some Pan de Muerto, and Chocoflan or impossible cake and sugar cookies.
Miguel would help you to cash out as you handed the packaged goods. Benji would be in his stroller close to you, and Gabi would also help in pack in the cookies.
If something didn't get sold, you'd eat it later or distribute it within Gabi's friends.
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School dances are exhausting but so so fun. There was one time Gabi had to participate, and of course Miguel helped her to memorize the choreography. You'd be dying of laughter on the inside, but also melt at the fact a 6'9" man would act silly just for his little girl.
Of course you'd record every moment of Gabi on the stage. Benji would erupt in joy as everyone clapped. It was his own way to support his big sister.
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Fundraisers were your least favorite things. Because that would mean car washes. Miguel had ended up soaked, shirt skin tight as he played with the hose with Gabi.
As accidental as it was, it surely attracted the wrong sort of attention.
It helped? Absolutely. Had you liked it seeing the not so subtle glances the other women gave him? At all. But Gabi had her fun and it was all that mattered to you.
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PTA Meetings were the least of your activities. Ever since that meeting with Benjamin's teacher you and Miguel were cautious when a meeting approached. If Miguel wasn't able to go, you'd go.
Both took your children's education seriously.
Of course Benjamin's incident was reported and ever since then, the teacher had left him alone. Turns out that Benji wasn't the only one that had been a victim of her skewed ideals of dress code.
At the end you were grateful to know she was given a strict warning.
Still, somehow they amused you since even though you sat on the back to avoid blocking other parent's view, he'd still stick out like a sore thumb among the crowd.
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writingquestionsanswered · 4 months ago
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I'm planning on publishing my written fiction online in both Portuguese (my native language) and in English (the other language I speak which might help to share the story with more people), but something is worrying me.
I watched a movie where the a main character (a writer) had a book that wasn't popular and another character "translated" into her language (what she actually did was rewrite it as an erotic novel) and the book was super loved there (the readers didn't know the book was supposed to be different)
Sometimes I see artists who allow fans to share translations of their comics, but I'm concerned on what could happen if someone asked for permission to translate. Do you think it's worth the risk of someone making my story popular with something that goes against my values, like supporting disregard to a human right or making it erotic when it was supposed to be family-friendly?
Worried About Fan Translations
I want to be clear that this advice is specific to fiction published online versus e-books or print books, which are a different matter entirely. First and foremost, if you post a story online, give permission to a fan to translate it, and then they rewrite it into something else, that is plagiarism and a copyright violation, and you have every right to ask them to take it down. If they refuse to cooperate, you can threaten them with a lawsuit, even if you don't really have the means to follow through. That could be enough to get them to take it down. If not you can report them to the platform for stealing your work. You can also let your fans know that this person has stolen your work and to please block them or refuse to engage with them.
If you post a story online and are approached by a fan who asks to translate it into their native language, there are some things you can do to potentially protect yourself:
1 - Do not give them permission to post the translation on their own account. Thank them for their offer and let them know you're happy to let them translate the story, but they will need to e-mail it to you so you can have it vetted and post it on your own account with credit. Be clear that you do not give them permission to post a translation on their own account. That way, not only does it dissuade people who are only interested in plagiarism or benefiting off your hard work, it also means you keep full control of your story and its translations.
2 - Do your best to vet the translation. You can try to find a beta reader who is fluent in that language who can read it and make sure it's a good translation, though you'll likely have to pay them, which is worth it to make sure the translation is accurate. Or you could copy chunks of the story into Google Translate, which isn't a great translation service, but at least you'll see right away if the person has added erotica or written anything that's drastically different.
3 - Do your best to vet the translator. Another thing you can do is try to vet the translator. Ask them if they've ever translated a story before, and if so, ask them for examples. Look at their account and see if they have posted other translations or have posted links to translations. Investigate the authors of the stories they translated and see if there are any complaints. Read through the comments of the original story and the translation (you may again have to use Google Translate if it's a language you're not familiar with... not perfect, but just fine for this application...) are similar. If a lot of comments on the translation mention elements that aren't mentioned in the source story comments, that's a potential red flag.
I hope that helps!
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lethalrexie · 2 months ago
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so a lil bout me if anyone wants to be moots: (i also have a backup in case i lose this acct, it’s the same username but the “e” in lethal is 3)
you 1,000% do not need to read all of this, however i truly think it is super helpful considering i was raised by a dietitian.
im pro-recovery JUST BY CHOICE NOT FORCE. so PLS JUST BLOCK DONT REPORT. we all have backups and backups for our backups. so it’s pointless. you’re breaking up a community where we get support. so fvck u if u report.
my “rexie tips n tricks” losing weight healthily yada yada yada is below the cut if you’re interested!
cw: 180lxs 81kg (i know it got out of hand 🥲)
gw: 130lxs 58kg (doing everything i can to get here by christmas)
ugw: not sure, just wanna see my b0nes. maybe 111lxs (50kg)? (gimme that angel number baybeee)
lw: 145lxs 65kg
so basically, if you do these things i can guarantee you 100% will lose weight. if you’ve plateaued, if you’re just starting out, if you’re trying to take it slow after relapsing, even if you’re petite and need a metab boost to start loosing lxs again, i’m not saying it’s good to be apart of this community but im along this ride w ya so. here u go.
1. keep your e@ting window as small as possible aka eat to live don’t live to eat (the r3xie motto 🤪). i’m f@sting minimum 16:8 and i try to extend that. but major thing is don’t beat yourself up if you can’t make it 16hrs and be happy the days you can make it longer!! esp if your just starting out.
2. stay low c@l. i’m trying my best to stay under 500 c@l/day. and consume that how it works for you. if five 100 c@l snacks over 8 hrs work best some days that’s ok. if OMAD works best, great! my mom is a dietitian and i promise, eating a little of each food group (dairy, carb ik scary, protein, veg & fruit) will help your metab which in the long run will help you l0se more weight. sometimes just having one protein bar mid day works 4 me. others i need a full meal. fuel your body or you will burn muscle which leads to organ damage.
3. don’t do LONG term fasts. i’d say up to a week with heavy liquids is okay. and not just water, incorporate broths, mio, even sugar free jello is good (if it’s clear typically it’s ok) but long term fasts can lower your metabolism, deplete electrolytes, and sodium, which long term is going to bloat you, keep weight on (or make you gain it back quickly), and overall make you feel like shit (which could lead to hospitalization)
4. don’t eat refined sugar or refined foods. do literally AS MUCH AS YOU CAN to eat sugar free and whole foods. i have a major sweet tooth so i turn to sugar free jello/pudding, sf caramels, halo top ice cream if i REALLY need it. otherwise i do sweet fruits and veggie based substitutions for carbs. i use cauliflower rice, zucchini noodles, or there’s these great hearts of palm noodles.
5. eat tons of fiber!! laxatives will help momentarily, consistent fiber will keep your 💩 regular thus keeping your body from holding onto it aka extra lxs. i add unflavored benefiber to a lot of my drinks (the flavored ones have added sugar). i honestly could promise you that fiber will help with shedding !bs.
6. drink as much water as you possibly can. yes you can become over-hydrated so add electrolytes or legit just a lil salt to your water here n there. but your body is going to retain water (!bs), and bloat if you are dehydrated. #1 thing to remember is you are depleting your body of what it wants. finding a way to basically trick it makes it easier and quicker to lose fat.
7. stay distracted! discipline and hunger may hurt now, regret and guilt are going to hurt 50x worse later. a grumbly tummy is not worth it. get some motivational phrases, tactics, distractions, that work for you and RELY ON THEM. water, i use mio in mine when i’m desperate, gum, diet soda, bubbly water, reading, tv, ANYTHING. i have other reblogs with some good motivational tactics. i also look at th!nspø as well as pics of my own body multiple times per day to keep me on track. YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS GOING TO BE MOTIVATED SO YOU MUST BE DISCIPLINED. i repeat that to myself 100000 times a day.
8. incorporate foods/drinks that speed up your metab. coffee, green tea, spicy foods (pepper, cayenne pepper), cinnamon, B12 there’s sooo many. and this goes hand in hand with making sure you’re getting your vitamins. picking up a general multivitamin will help make it so your body doesn’t want to cling onto every last cal it’s fed.
9. exercise if you are mentally & physically able to. i have some other limiting factors which make me unable to go to the gym or get as many steps in as id like. an avg day is 2k-5k steps for me rotting on the couch. i PROMISE like 100% money back guarantee (srry bad joke i swear im not a damn ana coach 🙄) your diet is 1,000,000x more important than any exercise you’re going to get in. exercise will help with toning so i try to get some laying ones done on the couch but dude you burn calories just existing. so if you eat lower than that which is 1k-2k (you can look it up it’s your TDEE) you will lose weight. it may be slightly slower than if you walked 20k steps/day or worked out 5 hrs every day but give it time.
literal str8 up proof of this^^^ is my father. he’s a gym junkie like going every morning at 4am (insanity but not my kind), but was eating a lot, and garbage. high carb and sugar intake. and even though he was working out A TON with a lot of steps/day he was gaining fat. he came to me and i told him str8 up to eat less and stop treating his body like a dumpster. eat healthier. homie is shedding lxs.
so besides all that, if you wanna be moots ill probs just vent and post th!nspø
SORRY IM A CERTIFIED YAPPER
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woolieshubris · 5 months ago
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i keep writing and deleting the script for a follow up comic but it doesn't matter cuz no one will see it (not really a negative thing- ive just decided it isnt worth my energy or time to manage that post at all. People are going to misunderstand it and that's fine I guess.)
but I thought I should post it anyways so here it is without the art:
when I first made this comic, I wanted it to be concise. Partially because I know tumblr hates reading. The snappier a post the more people are likely to understand it. However, because I limited myself to 3 panels, I keep getting people misunderstanding the point of the post. People keep going on and on if the first person is making up a guy or if there's genuine discourse. That's Not the point!! It doesn't matter if no one is believing it or everyone is! The question is why are you subjecting yourself to pointless discourse!!
Remember the 3 tenants of online interaction. 1) If it's harmful, report it 2) If it's frustrating, block it 3) If it's repeated, unfollow it.
Also, remember the golden rule of the internet. If it makes you angry, it's 99% of the time going to be bait. Don't fall for it.
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am-i-the-asshole-official · 11 months ago
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WIBTA if I called out my roommates behavior?
A small bit of backstory: my spouse and I have been trying to get back on our feet after an extremely traumatic event. My father tried to kill me, there was a police report, we almost went to court but I genuinely didn't want to see him again. It's been roughly about 6 months and we are actually finally getting back on our feet after struggling. Food banks, community clinics, financial aid. I know work a corporate office job and my spouse is retail but it pays decent especially with my paycheck. We were 3 months behind on my car payment, regularly had to pawn things to eat or get gas, things we pawned included a Mac book ps4 with 3 controllers ipad a animal crossing edition switch and we sold a phone. We've by no means been mooching. We barely ask them for anything, literally just the things they also use. Milk, toilet paper, water bottled due to undrinkable tap, we didn't ask them to buy anything they didn't also use. We didn't anticipate being stuck this long. Also worth noting we sleep on a pull out couch in the living room and are the ONLY reason the apartment is clean. Also we have agreed to pay for bills once we could. We literally just got jobs that allowed me to even pay my car payment.
Anyway on to the recent events:
Basically they started throwing a fit in their room. I mean punching the computer desk (I could hear the keyboard bouncing), throwing things, and I could tell they were loudly talking but I couldn't make it out and didn't really want to. I was. Extremely triggered and just curled up in a ball under blankets and tried to be as small and quiet as possible. Then they came out of their room, gently closed their door, grabbed the trash, and slammed the front door basically as hard as they could. They then came back and slammed both the front door and their own door. I haven't said a word to them and my spouse is in the shower. They throw more things in their room and then come out screaming "maybe I should kill myself, that'd make you happy!" And slammed the front door again. My spouse, in a towel from the shower, comes rushing out and opens the front door and yells at them to stop slamming doors. They scream back fuck you get out of my house and someone threatened to call the cops. After they were gone the entire weekend. Now that they are back they have: turned on the heater in the living room that doesn't affect their room knowing I have heat induced seizures, turned off the fan I used to block out my tinitus and they know that's what it's for, and unlocked my phone to turn OUR AC UNIT THAT WE BOUGHT (we the help of my father in law) up to 85. When I texted them "we need to talk" they locked their bedroom door.
Their original fit had nothing to do with us, by the way. We were in separate rooms and hadn't talked since the day before. They simply took it out on us and continue to do so.
So. WIBTA if I called them out for being toxic and abusive towards us?
What are these acronyms?
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shunin-gumis · 3 months ago
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As Master Joe Wishes - Track 08
Seasonal Team Event - L4mps
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Thank you Aca for handling this chapter!
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Location: Manor - Bedroom
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Joe: Don’t come any closer!
Anonymous Member A: That said, what should we do?
Anonymous Member B: What’s up with this teddy bear anyways? Seems to be a high-spec robot from what I can see. 
Anonymous Member A: There might be some worth to this thing. Let’s take it back with us.
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Daniel:  Funny you guys think you can leave here in one piece.
Anonymous Member B: Huh…?! When did you appear…!
Joe: D-Daniel…!
Daniel: Thought that if anyone was going to break in, it would be from the 2nd floor’s corridor. Seems like my guess was dead-on.  So blocking this path would cause problems for you lot, yeah?
Daniel: So, if you don’t want your heads to get blown off, put your hands up. 
Anonymous Member C: Even if you’ve predicted that much, it’s quite rash to come here alone.
Daniel: So you do have back up, huh.
Anonymous Member A: Now, grab that teddy bear and let’s leave!
Anonymous Member B: He’s just an amateur. Try shooting us if you can! 
Daniel: Sorry, but I got no hesitation to shoot this gun. 
Daniel: (For now, I should aim for the guy who’s holding Joe’s foot. I’ll leave the rest of ‘em to Sammy-san and the others.) 
Anonymous Member B: Ugh… Huh? I didn’t get hit…
Daniel: Wha…
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Daniel: Why does this gun shoot out tulips and cherry blossom petals?!
Anonymous Member C: Let’s leave, go go!
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Netaro: I found you, Daa! So you see~ That little gun was made for parties! Did it surprise you?
Daniel: Y-Y-You Idiot!
Daniel: Ugh, my back…! Even though I started feeling better…
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??: Gah!
Netaro: Mhmmm, I hear the shriek of men from downstairs! How exciting!
Location: Manor - Large Parlor
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Nagi: I’m really sorry for the inconvenience….
Anonymous Member A: Don’t you think it’s a bit rude towards the manufacturer to drop an iron  on our heads?!
Anonymous Member B: Making the door knob scalding hot is a cruel and unusual punishment! I almost burned my palms! You’d better pay for my hospital bills!
Anonymous Member C: If something like this ever happened to me, I’d become traumatized enough to quit my job!!
Nagi: I never thought that the trap combo from that movie would work so beautifully here… that said, this probably would cause trouble for the movie’s production company. This was all my fault. Good kids shouldn’t try this at home. 
Daniel: Why the hell is Nagi apologizing to the hand-cuffed thieves over here?
Hiramei: Well, the booby traps he set up worked, and we successfully captured the Anonymous members that tried to get away.
Hiramei: If they had taken Joe away, this probably would have become an international issue. That Hachinoya-san is truly a life-saver for the JPN police as well as my career. 
Joe: You don’t have to apologize to these felons, Nagi!
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Nagi: No, I say this is already a fine form of unjustified self-defense. Samejima-san, please apprehend me. I’ll be turning myself in.
Samejima: Eh~?
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Yodaka: However, with this, the other Anonymous members will know that the “prized treasure” would equal to a teddy bear.
Samejima: That’s true. Hiramei~ Don’t neglect your duties to survey the surroundings~
Samejima: We got 3 hours left, there might be a chance that back up may come to get their revenge. 
Samejima: They don’t seem to be the kind to negotiate.
Samejima: Besides, there is no mistaking that these mobs are just underlings used to cause trouble. Their tricks are quite daft.
Hiramei: Yes, sir! I’ll also report it to the units outside!
Location: Manor - Bedroom
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Ryui: …..
Toi: …..
Netaro: …..
Toi: I’m glad that Master didn’t get abducted…
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Ryui: Yeah, all thanks to Hachinoya this time. 
Toi: … Ani-sama, why did you leave Master behind?
Ryui: Well, I worry about you more than anyone else in the world.
Toi: Then does that mean…
Toi: You’d prioritize me above anything else?
Ryui: Yeah. Obviously.
Toi: Then, would you listen to me if I asked you to not protect Joe-sama?
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Ryui: … Yeah.
Ryui: (That’s obvious… This has always been the case.)
Toi: I see…
Toi: I’ll get something to drink.
Ryui: Hah…
Netaro: Oh~
Ryui: What do you want?
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Netaro: I had a thought if I were to cook up a replica AI of you, that thought process of yours would be horribly simple and easy ♪
Ryui: The hell you mean by that?
Netaro: I just have to set it up so it’ll do anything that Toi says. It’s pretty easy-peasy and lacking in excitement.
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Ryui: You tryin’ to call me stupid… Asshole.
Ryui: (Ah… Can’t help but hate myself for leaving Joe behind. I’m sure I made the right decision when the lights went out and those bastards showed up, but still–)
Netaro: Is Toi your owner, Ryui?
Ryui: …..
Joe: No one owns each other. The same goes for me, as well as Ryui.
Ryui: ! You…
Samejima: Hey there~, sorry for interrupting.
Netaro: Joe and Sammy, what’s wrong?
Samejima: Actually, thanks to a request from the higher-ups, I’ll have to head to the airport now. I can escort Joe by myself for the rest of the evening.
Netaro: Hmmm… Wasn’t it a problem that you would look suspicious carrying a cute teddy bear around?
Samejima: Hm? It’s all right, an old man can even carry a teddy bear around. 
Netaro: Hmm?
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Ryui: … Hey, earlier when I left you behind and went off, that was my ba-
Samejima: Oh dear, I must go now. I’ll contact you guys after, when the handover goes through.
Ryui: Ah…
Ryui: …..
Location: Manor
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Hiramei: Well then, thanks for your hard work!!
Hiramei: *sigh* I’ll have to send those 3 in custody to the station, and then that’s it…
Hiramei: Huh…? Where did those 3 and the guards go?
Location: Manor - Large Parlor
Nagi: The party just a while ago seems like a lie now that it’s gotten all quiet. 
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Toi: Yeah. It became a bit lonely here, somehow.
Yodaka: Let’s go meet them once things have calmed down.
Netaro: *snoring*
Daniel: I think I’ll go back and rest up, too~
Ryui: …..
Ryui: (If I were able to meet her again…)
Ryui: (Fuck, if I’m gonna be this agitated, I should have apologized even if I had to force it out of myself…What the hell I should do.)
Ryui: (Hm? There’s a sound coming from the wardrobe.)
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Ryui: Who–?! The fuck?!
Nagi: Eh, there’s someone tied up in there. 
Daniel: ! Wait, is that?
Ryui: Samejima?!
Yodaka: Let me take this gag off for you. 
Samejima: Puha! A.. ake!
Nagi: For tonight’s dinner, we’ll be having cake?
Samejima: No, that me from earlier is a fake!
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Daniel, Ryui, Toi, Nagi, Yodaka: Huh?!
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