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current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

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I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick

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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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Yes, Emjay, I still love timatello.

Timatello, anyone?

Something for a very cool friend of mine, Timothy design by @/pinetreevillain

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Opening commissions (payment methods: Venmo, robux, and discord nitro)

Prices can be negotiable

KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST I AM SELF TAUGHT!

(yes I will still get to the requests I am just busy with schoolwork)

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do u ship goldendragon….,,, or is chimera platonic between thosse two

I personally dislike the ship but i was just curious bc i love the idea of chimera with platonic goldendragon

honestly anything goes… i like either reading of the polycule tbh. i prefer chimera with platonic goldendragon bc i find it funnier but i don’t mind the romantic reading of it!

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I was scrolling through my DeviantArt to look for an old drawing to redraw. I didn't draw much UT stuff there so there isn't much that caught my attention.

Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork Ink belongs to Myebi/Comyet

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Sniffles

Og image below

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HTB - CHAPTER TWO

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

<< Chapter 1 -- Chapter 3 >>

Same posting schedule as last chapter: every other week on a Friday.

Chapter Progress Dates Thumbnailed: Dec 2023 (revised May 2024) Lineart/inks: May-Jun 2024 Colour: finished Nov 2024

This chapter is dedicated to my late Grandma. She was one of the biggest supporters of my art as a child and the supplier of many sketchbooks. In her last months she asked, nearly every day, about how the story I was working on was coming along. I never had the heart to tell her it was a silly TMNT fan comic, but her encouragement meant so much to me.

A big thank you to my patrons for their support over these past few months while I struggled and still struggle to get back on my feet. Another thank you to them for helping me choose which sketch to use for the cover of this chapter <3 You guys are very cool!

Anyway, I appreciate all the kindness during the long wait between chapters, I am excited to share more of this comic with you soon!

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why do i never see you replying to other people's posts. never out in the wild. do you know there are users on tumblr, other than yourself, that make posts of their own and don't interact with you at all?

I literally don't need to do that. I get like 150 asks a day and 200+ replies and I get to pick and choose my favorite ones, like a king, choosing who lives and who dies.

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in a baja blast mood this weekend idk

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Fuck you. Un-happy’s your (found) family

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EVA’S INTRO POST ! ★

( part two !! )

my name’s EVANGELINE, but i also go by AMORETTE by most of my friends. nicknames are totally okay !! (preferably eva or am).

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ — literally neurodivergent and a minor?? (sixteen and dyslexic + adhd :P), i also go by she/her :D

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ — i’ve got a LOT of interests, but my current ones are pjo + hoo, voltron, ghost eyes, freakshow: carnival, and one wheat mark (technically stranger things) !!

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ — DNI if you’re: basically a fucking weirdo (proshipper, tcester/just anything with incest, things like that)

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ — FRIEND LIST !! ^_^

@parasitic-anomaly — spinchy !!!

@thebettertwin-obviously — elijah !!!

@randomcerealbrand emjay !!!

@norman-the-dictator norman !!!

@hahawasabi citrus !!!

@winkwonkblog winky !!!

@crowthefox9000 crow !!!

@d1zsly casey !!!

@hyperfang6900 lieutenant !!!

@mikebeanz mike !!!

i did this tired as fuck and literally just copying my first introduction thingy so if i forgot you on here. you have every right to kill me/j

i hate this just as much as i hated my first one but it’s okay because. i’ve been awake too long to care as of rn !!!!!

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the button on the far right w/ two straight lines and one wiggly one

I love these two knuckle heads (spoilers for arcane S2 up ahead)

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