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Elderly Baby Girl~
Dang sis, what lotion you use? Don't call him "boomer" tho, he'll make you go ka-boom.
Yeah, I forgot to post this yesterday but eh-
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L.H. | Scotty Doesn't Know
Masterlist | Buy me a coffee
Summary: Scott Summers made two things clear for Logan when he first arrived at Xavierâs School for Gifted Youngsters: stay away from his girlfriend and donât even look at his little sister. The former was easy.  The latter, though? That oneâs a little harder for Logan.
Pairing: Logan Howlett x Summers!Reader
Warnings: canon typical violence
Word Count: 2.2K
Authorâs Note: So, your boy has seen Deadpool and Wolverine too many times and is currently experiencing Hugh Jackman brain rot. Had to write something after listening to "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra and then it just kinda just took on a life of it's own. Let me know if you guys want more Logan fics because I'm so obsessed with this man rn.
âJust doing maintenance, or are you going for a ride?â
Logan looks up from where he was working on his bike. He damn near almost bites through the cigar in his mouth when he spots you leaning against the garage door. He shouldnât be surprised; despite his best efforts, Logan always seems to be accompanied by your presence -- both at the mansion and in the field. Itâs not that he wants to ignore your existence. Scott Summers made two things clear for Logan when he first arrived at Xavierâs School for Gifted Youngsters: stay away from his girlfriend and donât even look at his little sister. Logan wanted to scoff at Scottâs warning: opposed to public belief, heâs not actually an animal.Â
The former was easy -- Jean made it abundantly clear that sheâs in love with Scott. The latter, though? That oneâs a little harder for Logan -- especially when youâve made it abundantly clear that youâre just as fascinated with him as he is with you.Â
âJust working.â
You nod at his answer as he returns his attention to his bike, putting out his cigar in the process. His bluntness is unsurprising, but no matter how often Logan tries to blow you off, you still feel the harsh sting of disappointment. Logan Howlett is an enigma to you. A problem you just canât seem to find the solution to. Youâve always gotten along with Logan and work well enough together that Charles often pairs the two of you up on missions. He protects you with his life in the field. Heâs the first to offer you a helping hand when he notices you struggling. He consistently provides support after every mission that goes awry. It would be easy to consider him a friend; however, Logan has always kept you at a distance. He brushes you off whenever you ask if he wants to do something simple like share a drink or watch a movie.Â
At first, you thought it was because he was afraid of you -- of your mutation. Just like your older brothers, you have the ability to manipulate energy. And just like your older brothers, you have difficulty controlling your powers without the help of external factors -- Alex had the suit, Scott has his glasses, and you have two siphons that you wear on either wrist. Without them, energy builds up in your body until it cannot be contained and then escapes through the only place it knows how -- your hands. The siphons help regulate the amount of energy coursing through your body, and most importantly, they give you the power to choose when and how to disperse it.Â
During one of your missions, one of your siphons was destroyed. You and Logan were fighting for your lives against an anti-mutant militia after being separated from the rest of the X-men. The two of you were outnumbered and on your own since communication with the team had been cut off. Logan was willing to fight to the death against these soldiers, and you were prepared to back him up until the end. During the fight, Logan got pinned down by multiple assailants, and you watched helplessly as they attempted to decapitate your partner. You felt the familiar sensation of energy building throughout your body as you struggled against your own group of attackers. All hope seemed lost until one of the soldiers nailed you in the back of the head -- hard. The hit caused you to fall forward, and you braced yourself, using your hands to catch your falling body. As your hands connected with the ground, an energy field shot out of your hands. You prepared yourself for another blow, but it never comes. The chaos around you suddenly seemed to turn into an eerie silence. Finally, you look up and let out a shaky breath as you take in the carnage caused by your energy field. Everything around you was completely eviscerated -- everything except Logan.
Logan let out a low, pained groan, and you watched in horror as his body heals himself from the wounds you inflicted. You looked down at your hands in shock. Itâs been ages since your powers were this volatile. Since you felt this out of control. At this moment, you noticed the state of your left siphon -- wholly shattered. No wonder you werenât able to control your powers.Â
The sound of your name eventually pulled your attention away from your hands. Looking up, you saw Logan cautiously approaching you. His concerned eyes scan your body for any injuries and once he seemed certain that youâre okay, he met your gaze.
âWe need to get out of here.â
It wasnât until the you were back on the jet with the rest of the team, that Logan approached you about what happened in the field. You were sitting away from the others at the back of the jet, studying your broken siphon. Suddenly, a pair of large hands cover yours, obscuring your siphon entirely. You look up and see Logan knelt in front of you.Â
âYou good?â
He didnât move his hands from yours as he spoke and you relished in the contact. A dry laugh escaped your lips as you considered his question.
âI couldnât control myself out there, Logan. Without my siphons, Iâm just as dangerous as the enemy out there.â
Loganâs face softened at your words. He understands why youâre so panic-stricken right now -- knowing all too well how it feels to lose control.
âHey. Look at me, sweetheart. Iâm fine.â
You scoffed at his words. Of course heâs fine. Heâs damn near indestructible, but you saw the aftermath of your outburst. Saw the devastation caused by your hands. Those same hands that Logan is now tightening his grip around -- grounding you back in reality.
âSeriously. You might think you were a liability out there, but you saved my life.â
You met his eyes again and are taken aback by the sincerity you found in them.Â
âI could have killed you.âÂ
And there it is -- whatâs actually eating you up inside. Heâs aware of the fact that your powers could have killed any of your teammates -- including himself. But they didnât. Heâs here with you, unafraid, because even though you think your powers are something that should be feared, he just finds them remarkable.
âI know. Trust me, I know. But you didnât.â
You nodded at his words, feeling a little more at ease. Your heart dropped as he removed his hands from yours, but instead of walking away, Logan took a seat next to you. He didnât say another word, but he didnât have to. His presence alone was enough to settle you down.
After that day, you thought maybe something changed between you and Logan. Although there was a newfound understanding and sureness with one another -- he still kept you at armâs length. In all honesty, the whole situation confuses the shit out of you.
âDid I do something that upset you?â
Loganâs brow furrows at your question, and his eyes finally find yours again. He doesnât drop the tool in his hand, but heâs shifted his body to face yours now.
âWhat?â
âDid I do something that upset you?â
Logan shakes his head as you repeat your question, looking at you incredulously. He doesnât understand where this outburst is coming from.
âWhat are you talking about?â
Your brow furrows at the genuineness of his confusion. How could this man not know what youâre talking about?
âDo you like working with me?â
Logan blinks at your words. Now heâs completely lost. He sets down the tool in his hand and stands up, crossing both of his arms over his chest.Â
âWhatâs this all about, sweetheart?â
You let out a frustrated sigh and run your hands through your hair. If only this man knew how infuriated he makes you. So, he wonât drink a beer with you at the end of the day, but heâll throw around the name âsweetheartâ like itâs nothing? The man is simultaneously your favorite and least favorite person.
âIâm just trying to figure out what I did that pissed you off.â
Logan scoffs at the idea as if youâre the one being ridiculous here. And, to Logan, you are being ridiculous. The only thing thatâs ever pissed him about you is completely out of your control -- if only you werenât Scottâs little sister.
âIâm not pissed at you.â
You genuinely want to pull your own hair out right now.
âAre we friends?â
Friends. The word hurts Logan more than it should. Actually, it shouldnât hurt at all. Thatâs what you both are, right? Just friends and partners in the field. Except youâve never been just a friend or just a partner to Logan. Not really. But he canât do anything about that.Â
âYeah, I guess.â
He shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly, but his posture is still defensive.Â
âThen why wonât you just drink a beer with me?â
Oh. Oh.
Logan supposes that his behavior is odd. Friends are expected to spend time together and well, the only time he spends with you is during training sessions or missions. Your whole relationship is grounded in the two of you working together, but somehow, itâs turned into something more intimate. The tender moments between missions and the tension during intense training sessions -- although Logan had attempted to make clear boundaries with you, the lines blurred at some point, and now Logan is left with the consequences.
âItâs complicated.â
Heâs not wrong. He knows himself. His feelings for you were already complicated enough. If he were to close the distance he made between the two of you? Well, he may not actually be an animal, but heâs not sure if he could control himself.Â
âOh, is it?â
Youâre frustrated. And youâre no longer leaning against the garage door. No, youâre standing just a few feet away from him now -- hands on your hips defiantly. Logan rolls his shoulders back, trying to stop himself from lashing out against you. You try to ignore how his muscles flex against the thin white tank top heâs wearing due to the movement.Â
âYeah, it is. I promised ScottâŠâ
âThis is seriously about my brother?â
âWell, yeah.â
You let out a dry laugh. This whole situation is absurd, but you should have known. Without Alex around, Scott feels the need to be the overprotective older brother. Heâs warned you about Logan countless times since he first arrived at the mansion, but you never really listened to him. It always seemed ridiculous to you -- especially since the dangerous man he constantly warned you about was the same man he trusted to protect you during every mission. Of course, Scott also cautioned Logan to stay away from you.
âHe may be my brother, but he doesnât get to make my decisions for me, Logan.â
You take a step towards Logan and he watches you with an intensity that would make you uncomfortable if it were any other man. But this isnât any other man.Â
âAnd he doesnât get to choose who I spend my time with.â
And in this moment, Logan knows that heâs fucked. Youâre fiesty, and headstrong, and determined -- all attributes that he admires in you. If youâve decided that heâs the person you want to spend your time with, then who is he to argue?Â
âSo what do you say -- wanna go for a ride?â
A wild grin spread across his face at your question. Little do you know that heâs thought about this exact moment more than heâll ever care to admit. Throwing all caution to the wind, he grabs his leather jacket and climbs on his bike. You watch him with bated breath as you wait for his response. Instead of giving you an answer, Logan kicks the starter, causing the motorcycle to roar to life. A part of you is afraid that you misconstrued your relationship and that this is all going to end with Logan riding off on his own. But then Logan looks back at you, eyebrow raised playfully.
âYou coming, sweetheart?âÂ
Without a second thought, you climb on the back of his bike. Logan revs the engine once before glancing back at you again.Â
âYou might want to hang on.â
You donât need to be told twice. Your hands slide under his leather jacket and wrap around his waist. Logan tries to fight off the shiver that begs to travel down his spine as he feels the warmth of your hands against his abdomen through the thin cotton fabric. He wonders if you know what you do to him -- how hard it is for him to pull away when heâs in your presence. Itâs like you're a magnet made just for him.
âWhen your brother finds outâŠâ
The laugh that escapes your lips is like music to his ears. And as you press your body closer to his, he decides that even if heâs going to hell for this, at least he gets to experience the heaven of this moment right here.
âWhat Scotty doesnât know, wonât kill him.â
Logan shakes his head before peeling out of the garage. God, the Summers family is going to be the death of him.
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âœâŻâŸ - SWORD AND SHEATH
ê° synopsis ê± : After another slew at sea, you and Zoro have the ship all to yourselves as the crew restocks up on the island. They say that curiosity kills the cat, but what happens when you've tamed the beast?
ê° content ê± : MDNI. zoro roronoa x f!reader ; swordplay, unprotected sex, cunnilingus, mentions of spit, pet names (baby, pretty girl), mentions of squirting, lots of teasing and praise â WC : 5.2k
â đ ê° First Quarter ! ê±Â â Kinktober Masterlist
Each glide of the polish-infused cloth along the Wado Ichimonji is slow, refined. Zoro was using his practiced hand to do the process heâs done thousands of times with the blade he cherishes most.
It was a form of art â the way the blade would be reborn with the shine it was always meant to have, no longer weighed down by the blood, dirt, and sweat that would so often coat it.
The sun beats down on him as he continues his ritual. Sword maintenance was just as important as training; it was cathartic, another form of meditation that Zoro relied on to center himself, grow stronger, and keep his tools as efficient as he could.Â
Wiping away the horrors each weapon has seen makes him feel a little more cleansed himself. Zoro has never been one to shy away from a fight or doing what he needs to do in order to survive, but the process just reminds him that he won the battle; heâs the one who gets to clean his blades and move onto his next enemy â the next step in his dream.
His wandering mind canât help but drift back to you â his bright star in the night sky, the one that silently guides him along and encourages his every step on his journey, even going as far as lighting the way when the path seems too dark.Â
After a few moments of being with you, he too feels the weight of the blood on his hands fade away as soon as you lovingly take them in yours. The tender skin of your palms kissing, the buzz of being grounded by each squeeze you grant him and he finds himself able to begin again.
Seagulls chirp overhead as he works, polishing his blades with intent, his focus unshakeable even though the world around him demands attention. The gentle lull of the waves, the whispering breeze in the air, he was able to tune it all out.
But the moment you came waltzing onto the deck, his ears perked up and his nose scrunched, signaling that he knew you were there and mentally preparing himself for whatever you had planned next. If only he knew.
âWhat do you want now?â The last word dies in his throat as he takes you in, freezing in place. You only see it because you know him so well, and have studied his face and all of his expressions far and wide.Â
The subtle widening of his eye, barely a fraction of a difference but itâs a difference all the same. The stoic mask he so often wears, acting indifferent to things such as clothes, slips away as no one could ever ward off the power of beauty - especially yours.
The facade begins to chip away as a blush spreads across his face, gears turning in his brain to find something to say as you make your way over to him.
Because today, the Sunny was docked at an island for a routine supply run and you were all too quick to volunteer you and Zoro to stay back and watch the ship together. He should've known right then and there that you were up to no good but your syrupy sweet eagerness disarmed him.Â
But now you were stalking closer to him, dressed up entirely in his clothes â or at least some of them. Adorned in his notable green robe, his haramaki, and completed with his bandana securely tied around your head. His gaze rakes over your figure, taking in the way you look wearing one of his favorite outfits. Swallowing hard, his adam's apple bobs in anticipation. He canât help but feel his throat close up and trap all the words he wishes to say behind a wall of surprise.
âWhat do you think?â You ask, your lips bending in a coy manner.Â
A blush blooms across his tanned skin in a slow crawl, blossoming into a darker shade the more you twirl in his robe that very clearly shows youâre not wearing his pants underneath it.
His jaw clenched, unable to form any words as he continues to drink you in. This was the last thing he expected from you today, but he really shouldâve known better.
âYouâre blushing.â You grin, going to poke his cheek. But his reflexes were too sharp, instantly swatting your hand away before turning his head away from you.
âAm not! Shut up!â He hisses out, the blush only deepening as you call him out. âYou donât know what youâre talking about, woman.â
âDonât I?â You move to get back in his line of sight, that disarmingly sweet yet taunting smile still resting on your lips. âJust tell me what you think of the outfit, Zo.â
âYouâre wearing my clothes.â He points out, stating the obvious. You donât bother to hide the way you roll your eyes.
âVery astute of you. Did you have to use your Haki to come to that conclusion?âÂ
Without another word, Zoro throws you over his shoulder, marching back into the ship and straight for the bunks. You squeal, accusing him of being a brute as you lazily pound your fists against his back.Â
Zoro slaps your ass with a sadistic grin that you donât have the pleasure of seeing before he begins to squeeze and knead the plush flesh, unable to move his firm hand away from it.
He makes his way into the cramped room. It wasnât his favorite place to take you but it was the closest and climbing up the crow's nest would only cause a delay between him and what he desired most.
After closing the heavy wooden door with the back of his boot, he tosses you onto the bed, letting you sprawl out for him while he places his swords to the side â perfectly lined up as always.
âWearing my clothes around like thisâŠâ Zoro trails off as his eye zeroes in on the way the robe slides off of your shoulder, teasingly exposing the sliver of your chest. He can feel his face heat up all over again. âAre you really not wearing anything under this?â
âWell, the pants didnât fit me and you donât normally wear a shirt under this.â The impassive manner in which you said that did not hold a candle to the way your eyes were fired up with a diabolical mirth wrapped up with mischief. Always playing the little minx that would find a way to burrow under his skin and make a home there just to torture him. Or so he says.
âYou little...â Zoro quickly crawls over you, caging you in under him, elbows digging into the mattress by your head. âYou make it so hard for me sometimes.â
âDo I? Let me feelââ You reach toward his pants but his hand encircles your wrist.
âOi! Thatâs not what I meant.â he almost hisses out. He took your wrists in his hands and pinned them over your head on the flattened pillow on his bunk.
The thread of control he was clinging onto was no match for the ember of desire you spark in him. One single strike and it would be burnt out, turning into ash and falling right into the palm of your hand.Â
âI know.â You giggle. The damn giggle that never fails to cause something within him to flutter, stirring it around until he had no choice but to act on it.Â
Surging forward, his lips aggressively capture yours. Thereâs no room for easing into it, just a clash of teeth knocking together, swirling with a mix of heady groans and needy moans.
But thatâs one of his favorite things about kissing you â how you were just unabashed about how messy it would get. Swapping spit through the sheer force of each other's tongues shoving their way into hot, receptive mouths.
The amount of passion and unspoken feelings heâs able to express through this simple act is something he flourishes at, excelling at unraveling you. Gripping your cheeks, he tilts your head back slightly so he can deepen the kiss â as if he was trying to spill the words that stubbornly sat on the tip of his tongue and have it reach the bottom of your heart.
The call for air was growing too difficult to ignore and reluctantly he pulled back, letting the string of saliva snap and drip down your chins. He leans down, kissing the droplet off of your skin, ingesting as much as he possibly can before looking at you.
You look back at him through half-lidded eyes, melting into the bed already from the ferocity of the kiss. His steely eye trails away from your swollen, lust-bitten lips in favor of taking in the way youâre panting under him. Need takes over him as he reaches for your â his â clothes.
Zoro has disrobed himself many times, but heâs never had to take it off of someone else like this. He knows the way it unravels open and leaves his chest all exposed before he fights someone, but this isnât one of those times.
With a gentleness that only love could bring, he languidly undoes the robe, pulling back a bit so he can see how the green fabric bunches around your sides, your heaving chest now out on display for him.
Peppering a few kisses down your jaw, his tongue trails your neck as he works his way down to your collarbone and your supple chest. Each delicious drag has you squirming under him, whining about him being a tease.
âYouâre one to talk.â Zoro gruffs out with a bite of sarcasm, giving your nipple a quick pinch. He relishes in the yelp of his name that you beautifully let out before carefully trailing his slick tongue along your skin.Â
The way you mewl as his lips enclose your pert bud only reinforces the primal desire thatâs been raging inside of him since you first came out dressed in that damn robe.
After giving your other breast the same treatment, he presses his lips in the middle of your chest and lets it linger so he can inhale one of the sweetest parts of your body â the one that lays closest to your heart.
Zoro presses wet, open-mouthed kisses all along your stomach, moving further down until easily slipping your panties off and tossing them behind him.
Running his fingers along your glistening folds, he holds back a groan at the strings of arousal already clinging to him.
âAlready so wet fâme.â His eye was trained at the apex between your thighs, his tongue poking out to lick his bottom lip. âGonna prep you now.â
Bringing his face closer, he shuts his eye in a hazy bliss as he takes in your scent. The action always made you squirm but he was addicted to every single aspect of your cunt. He could never get enough of your musk, knowing that heaven was only a taste away.
Before you could complain about him taking his time, he dives in.
It wasn't often that Zoro was in a position to praise you relentlessly while his head was normally buried in your heat where you took everything so well for him.Â
So, heâs learned to show you his adoration by the precise swirl of his tongue, making out with your clit and giving into every one of your demands. Groaning against your cunt as soon as he got his first taste, never quite getting his fill of it no matter how much he lapped at it.
âZo â fuck.â The words rush out from your lungs and assimilate into the hazy tension thatâs hanging in the sex-filled air. âFeels so good.â
His hands grip your thighs, throwing your legs over his shoulder before moving to grab your ass, digging into the plushness and bringing you impossibly closer as he continues his assault.
âTastes sâfucking good.â He slurs, the sound presses directly against your clit. Zoro's attention flickered back up to you, dark and stormy eye swirling around with a primal hunger as if he couldnât ever get enough. âMy sweet girl.â
You let out a soft whine as you clutch his hair, guiding him even closer as his tongue slips into your entrance.
He keeps at it, pinching your thigh â a demanding little code he uses when he wants to hear you more. Your saccharine moans, addictingly lewd mewls, and honeyed murmurs of praise.
âPlease donât stop, ah, âm getting close!â There was no way Zoro would stop. Not even if he wanted to tease you, not when he was so lost in your taste that all he wanted to do was let you pull him under your current and drown in it.
He vigorously continues to lap at your entrance, attempting to collect every drop of your sweet essence. His nose nudges your clit and he can feel your thighs begin to tremble, locking his head in place. He moves to focus his attention there, the flat of Zoroâs tongue adds more pressure onto the throbbing bud.
Your eyes roll to the back of your head as your back raises from the mattress when Zoro collects your puffy clit in his mouth, sucking as hard as he can. You choke back a whimper, letting out a noise youâve hardly ever released before as you claw at his head, humping his face for more.
âZoro â fuck! Wait, itâs too much!" The words melt into an elongated moan, losing yourself to the drowsy delirium that zoro is spelling out against the bundle of nerves. He gives out a resounding grunt, gripping you tighter in encouragement.Â
Itâs all you need to let go.
Thank god no one else was on the ship because they mightâve heard the way you cried out his name in ultimate bliss as the taut band within you fully snapped. Zoro didnât stop, lapping up the slick that gushed from your sweet pussy.
The bottom half of his face glistens in your arousal and he was absolutely drunk off of it as if it was a bottle of the finest sake in the world.
âKeep 'em spread open for me baby, âm not done yet,â Zoro said, sitting back on his haunches and taking in your already fucked out expression. âNeed you to do that again.â
After sliding off his pants, he grips the base of his cock, giving it a few tentative pumps as his eyes trail back over your body, covered in a sheen of desire.Â
If he didnât crave to be inside of you so badly he wouldâve come all over you, making you as messy as possible. His dick twitches at the thought, heat curling in his gut as he imagines you covered in the white of his essence.
âZoro.â You gasp out, hands digging into the slightly sweaty sheets. The desperation and utter need that coats your husky voice almost does him in. But youâve had too much control over him today, and he had to gain some of that back.
âLook at you.â Zoro's voice is low, dark and merciless. The deep desire that overtakes him and makes his words more gravely and coarse, sanding over your skin so gratifying it leaves your hips bucking up for more. The sight below him is surely one of his favorites and he plans on drawing it out for as long as he can. âAll spread out for me in my bed, still in my clothes.â
Zoro leans forward, lightly tapping his cock against your sticky folds and nudging it through to your entrance, just resting it at your opening, not yet pushing in. His fingers dig deeper into your waist, keeping you in place before you can think about rolling your hips against him, trying to suck him in with all your might.Â
âYouâre so mean.â A pitiful pout rests on your pretty lips and he almost gives in. Almost. But he knows you so well by now, knows that youâre used to getting exactly what you want and it only makes him want to ruin you more. To put you in a place where all you want is him, all you crave is his touch. And youâre teetering right on the edge, only a simple nudge and youâll be falling right into his trap.Â
âYeah?â One of his hands returns to his cock, reddened tip angrily staring at you as he starts to pump himself over your mound, spreading his precum all over his length as he preps himself for you. âThatâs not going to get you what you want though.â
âPlease, Zoro.â You barely breathe out, your need for him so great that it starts to turn painful, the dull ache spreading through your body like a wildfire, screaming out for relief as the flames of desire consume you. Youâve had a taste but you needed more. The only thing that would satiate you was his cock sliding deep within you. âPlease, I'm sorry. Please donât tease me, come on.â
The whine in your voice has his dick twitching in his hand, ego fueling the blood coursing through his veins. Zoro wasnât a power-hungry man, he never cared for it in the same way most people did. He liked being strong, he demanded respect, but never wanted to lead â to rule.
But that all changed whenever heâd have you sprawled out beneath him. feeling like the king of the world as one of the most desired women only has eyes for him, begging for his cock, yearning for his love.Â
Heâd give into you every time, his heart too weak to win against the love he had for you, but he tried to stave it off as much as he could.
âOnly if you think you can handle it.â He smirks, tip catching against your clit, your body jolting forward. âSee? Youâre already so sensitive just from my mouth.â
âDammit Zoro.â Another mewl that his cock leaps at. Frustration etches across your features, water pooling in your eyes as you continue to paw at him. Itâs what he was waiting for â his pretty girl reduced to putty in his hand, ready to be played with. âPlease.â
Something possesses him with the plea that pierces his heart â takes over the last cognitive brain cell he has as he lets out an exaggerated spit, the glob landing on his length.
Your breath hitches as he finally pushes himself all the way in, the stretch splitting you open to the point that no noise can come out, finally feeling full of what youâve been waiting for all day.Â
âYou turned me into this â fuck â made me like this,.â Zoro swears, his arm wrapping around your back and pulling you flush against him as he feels the way your greedy cunt keeps him snugly in place.
âAre you really complaining about that?â Your voice almost slips into a whine as he pulls back out a little before bullying his way through you as your cunt accommodates his girth â eagerly welcoming him back in.Â
âSo tight, look at that.â He ignores your snark, opting to fixate on the way youâre swallowing him whole, slack-jawed and practically drooling over the sight. âMade for me.â
You clench at his words which rewards you with one of his sinful grunts, his head bowing slightly as you pulse around his throbbing length.
âMhm,â You hum, digging your nails into his shoulders, little crescent moons blooming in its place. He lets out a hiss, snapping his hips all the way back in, nudging against your cervix. âJust fuck me already.â
âAlways running your mouth off like a damn brat.â He glares down at you but thereâs no bite to it â not with the amused crinkles that cradle his eyes with care.
âWhatâre you gonna do about it?â Famous last words.
But Zoro didnât do what he usually did; flipping you over and fucking you deep in the mattress until the only thing your mouth can do is sing out his name like a mantra.
His eye held the secrets of unspoken words, a question that he refused to waste his breath on â not when he already knew how to decipher the language of his gaze.
You trust me?
As easy as breathing.
Breathy pants escape his lungs as he keeps a steady pace, looking at you. No matter how many times heâs had you under him, you never fail to weaken him.
âI think itâs time we complete your little ensemble here.âÂ
âHuh?â Zoro doesnât answer you as he reaches for the Wado Ichimonji. You shift under him in anticipation.
âRelax, baby. I just want you to hold this for me.â
The heavy hilt lays in your mouth, muffling any of the moans that tried to escape it. Zoro's calloused hand runs along your cheek, down your jaw and chin as he appraises the view before him.
The look in his steely gaze was one you were familiar with but with an edge of possession â pride.
Countless times this treasured weapon has been wielded in his own mouth, fighting to protect himself, but more importantly, his crew. Seeing you laid out under him with a lust-blown look in your eye as tears brim your lashes is something else entirely.
âThat's it. Keep holding onto it,â His gaze doesnât leave yours as he slowly begins to thrust back into you. âJust like that.â
You let out a soft whine that sounded like a muffled version of his name. Compulsion drives him to quicken his pace, moving slow and steady until your body jiggles under the ferocity of each stroke.
âThere you are. Keep it there for me and I'll take care of you, alright?âÂ
True to his word, Zoro keeps pounding into you, his other hand trailing down your body and grabbing every bit of you he can get his hand on before his fingers catch your neglected nub between them.
The way you effortlessly clean his dirty hands, having his sword fit in your mouth like this makes it feel like itâs being cleansed in the most pure form possible. Each rapid rock of his hips has your jaw clenching down against it further, all of your enticing noises are muffled by the intricately woven hilt.
âFuck, perfect.â The praise spills out of his mouth and pools into your gut. âSo fucking perfect.â
The hilt started to slip, threatening to clatter against the floor and finishing all the work he had done on it earlier.Â
âHold it.â He hisses, âDonât let it fall.â
His hips urgently move faster, thrusting harder into you as you try your best to grip the sword in your mouth. But he knows how strenuous it can be on his teeth and jaw, so his hand slips up to cup yours.Â
Once you steady the sword, his hand trails down the sheath but his eye never leaves yours. With a bated breath, he begins to slide the sheath off, watching as your eyes widen in curiosity but make no protest to stop him.
The blade was now out, facing him and gleaming under the rays of light that poured into the room from the tiny window. The sight had his hips stuttering â the element of risk now flirting with his innermost desires.Â
You were perfectly safe in his arms, he was the one who should be worried. He knows how sharp those blades are, how a tiny graze could pierce his skin.
Yet the siren call of the silver glint beckons him as it sits so prettily in your mouth â a tantalizing sight. You may be the one under him but he was the one surrendering to your power.
Many more possibilities flashed in his mind, darker desires that had him pressing his chest flush against yours, the Wado Ichimonji only a few inches away from him.
But perhaps another time he could fully indulge in the temptations that swam around in his mind, wondering how far you two could go for each other.
For now, he missed kissing you, missed your lips on his, consuming the very air from his lungs and replacing it with your sweet noises that breathe him back to life. So he bends down further, expertly taking the hilt in his mouth and pulling it from yours.
He gives you a few deep thrusts before he rises up, ready to put the sword aside but your arm stops him.
The look in your eyes mirrors the same desire that licks at his gut, and he knows you two are on the same page â just like always.Â
âYou want me to keep it out?â Zoro canât hide the tone of surprise in his voice as he lazily humps against your hips. You give him a shy nod. âWhy?â
âIt could be fun.â The way youâre looking at him right now is killing him, slowly shredding away all of his worries and pushing him into the pits of temptation.Â
âIt could be dangerous.â
âBut isnât that exciting?â Zoro swallows hard. It could very well be exciting, showcasing your trust for one another butâŠ
âI don't want to hurt you.â He couldn't live with that, knowing that one of his blades had hurt you in a way you didnât want. He'd rather slit his stomach open than do that.Â
âYou wouldnât but I'll tell you if it does, I promise.â You reach up and caress his cheeks with a tenderness that has him choking for air. âOur safe word can be⊠sake.â
âOkay.â The unease that previously rested on his shoulders flows down his back and far away from him as he lets out a soft chuckle. âSake it is, you ready baby?â
After a quick nod, Zoro brings the Wado back between your two joined bodies.
The cool metal kisses your skin as it trails along a precise path with absolutely zero intention to harm. But to have the infamous pirate hunter Zoro hover over you, a dark gaze latched onto the point of his katana to your skin thatâs budding with gooseflesh sends a chill down your spine.
It takes everything in you not to arch at the thrill, the simple act could nick your skin and end this before it even begins.
âHow's that?â Zoro's voice sounds a million miles away as your blood thrums loudly in your ear. The swordsman lets out a groan as you salaciously clench around him, his fist tightening around the hilt as he continues to glide the metal along your skin.Â
âSo good,â Your breath hitches as he continues to graze it over your collarbone. âKnew you wouldnât hurt me, Zo.â
âNever.â He gruffs out, trying to keep his eye open although the fluttering of your walls tempts him to shut them in bliss. He doesnât know how much longer he can hold out like this.
Trust could be hard to find in this new world, he was lucky to find a crew that he knew would always have his back throughout everything. but this? This was so much more than that.
To be able to have you in the most vulnerable position imaginable with a blade dancing along your skin, and enjoying it not because of the act itself, but because of the trust and respect the two of you have built for each other, growing into something heâd never dream of attaining.Â
If he wasnât careful, he could finish right now as pleasure shoots down his spine, desperately begging to fill you up. But the last thing heâd ever do was leave you ever wanting more.Â
Gently putting the blade aside, he ravenously crashes back into you with a new spark of ardor â chest to chest, ferociously driving into your cunt before his lips meet yours once again.
He kissed you and tasted the familiar steel, but mixed with your sweetness that heâd never stop chasing as long any time heâd have to put this blade in his mouth.
âSo fuckinâ good.â The words sink into your lips, unable to move away from you for too long. His hips erratically move now, no set rhythm as they chase the high you both desperately seek. Your nails claw into his back and force a guttural groan out of him, wanting nothing more than for you to mark up his whole body. âSo fucking good for me.â
Zoro never minded pain, it came with the territory of who he is. But having you inflict it on him was the sweetest sin heâs ever known, his body bursting with pleasure as it threatens to come undone and feed into all of your desires.
âZo-!â you gasp out, tears brimming with droplets of devotion that he canât wait to lick up. ââm close!â
The sweet sound of your cries only fuels him more.
âGo ahead baby, let go.â His gaze is trained on your expressions, soaking them up as it morphs into an unyielding force of pleasure.
As your back arches up into him, heâs quick to flatten his palm there, keeping you flush against him. He can feel every tremor and tremble, each of your nerves and neurons firing off and coursing through your veins.
A wave of ecstasy crashes over your body, freezing each of your limbs in place and threatens to drag you to oblivion.Â
âAlmost there, just a little longer.â Zoro pumps into you, your cunt clamping down on him to the point he almost has to pull out as you squirt all over his lower half and the already messed up sheets. âThatâs it, fuck yes-â
Zoro begins to release in your cunt with a grunt of your name, letting you milk his cock as his body shudders in the eternal bliss you so readily provide him. He pulls out at the last rope of cum, letting it land on your mound before he nudged your clit with his softening cock, ensuring to make a mess all over your pussy.
âZoro!â your body jolts, fingers gripping his bicep. ââm sensitive.â
âThen come here baby.â Zoro pulls you into his strong arms, carefully eyeing the blade that was still unsheathed and still set aside.Â
Zoro's calloused fingers catch your earlobe, gently massaging it as he inspects it.
âYou know, you still need one more piece.â Zoro's gaze is intense as it sets on you. His hands trail down your body, lightly massaging it as he works his way down in a soothing manner.
âYeah? And whatâs that?â
âWhen the others get back, weâre going into town so we can get you your own pair of earrings.â He gives your thigh a gentle squeeze. âJust like me.â
âReally?â The mind fogginess of the shared desire breaks away from the way beams of light emit when you smile at him.
He nods, brushing his lips alongside the temple of your head. Zoro presses his nose into your hair and inhales it.
âQuit sniffing me.â You let out an amused scoff.
âNah, you just smell so damn good like this.â His lips move to kiss along your face, pressing into your neck before inhaling once again.
âYou mean sweaty?â
âDrenched in sweat, arousal and me.â His voice is low in your ear and you crinkle your nose at the strange, but endearing compliment.
âFreak.â You tease, snuggling into him, feeling the way his muscles ripple around you in his strong, unrelenting hold.
âTakes one to know one.â He chuckles, feeling his body start to settle from the intensity of his high, melting into you and the mattress as a nap threatens to take hold. But he just had one more question. âSo, if youâre dressed as me, does that mean you can drink sake as well as me?â
âMaybe we should find out.â
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°àšà§ NO CONTEST
+ kaiser x f!reader | wc 2.8k | content: fluff, friends to lovers, slight hints of jealousy, mentions of alcohol, they go clubbing
notes: help me i think i made myself fall for this guy even more after writing this shit for him > †<
summary: being just friends doesnât mean much when neither of you really want to keep it that way. problem is, will either of you make the first move?
SPOTTED: KAISER-KAIA DUO HIT THE STREETS, NEW BUDDING ROMANCE?
âi like you though, y/n.â
itâs spring and the weather outside is the nicest itâs ever been in a while and you have every chance to enjoy it except for the fact that dear michael kaiser is lounging on your couch, rifling through the magazine he got in the mail.
âright, haha, very funny,â you mumble sarcastically, slumping down onto the other couch where kaiser isnât sprawled all over.
sometimes, you think itâs funny how heâs portrayed as this hot, sexy, confident soccer player who can do no wrong when it comes to matters with his looks, but then in private heâs like⊠well, this. his bed headâs a mess, his room slippers are the fluffy-fuzzy kind, and much less high maintenance than everyone makes him out to be. (but you have to stop yourself from staring because kaiser doesnât sleep in anything but his sweatpants during this season and well, where his abs are concerned, heâs definitely got no problems there.)
kaiser sighs in the overdramatic fashion thatâs probably his trademark right about now. ây/n, y/n, what do i have to do to make you believe me?â he turns around, smirking at you as he raises a brow. maybe itâll work on his countless fangirls, but after being friends with him for over six years, youâre probably immune to it.
âmaybe you can just shut up and get ready for your event later.â you roll your eyes, sauntering to the kitchen to get yourself some breakfast, automatically making two of everything because kaiser loves to crash your apartment in the morning. (he really does need to learn about personal space.)
breakfast preparations go quietly. kaiser listens to youâhe shuts up and starts getting ready for his event before coming back into your apartment, all fresh and ready to shamelessly eat the breakfast you made, staring at you from across the table whenever youâre not looking like he always does.
âkaiser-kaia duo hit the streets, new budding romance?â
âmiko, donât tell me youâre reading that gossip rag too,â you whine, looking for any excuse not to dive into your pile of work for the day.
your colleague swivels her chair over to your cubicle, looking around to make sure your bosses arenât around to witness the both of you slacking off. âhey, isnât he your friend? give me the tea! are they really dating?â
leave it to miko to get all excited about dating rumours. you really donât know whatâs so special about themâkaiserâs gotten so many of them ever since, well, forever. even before he became a soccer superstar.
you remember what kaiser said in the morning. âi like you though, y/n.â always ready with that smooth tongue of his. that aside, if he really was dating someone, you bet that theyâd be staying over with him more often than not, and thereâs really no harm in rejecting a rumor as opposed to confirming one.
ânope, they just happened to be waiting for a cab at the same spot.â and paparazzis love to snap a shot from misleading angles. now that youâre really looking at the article, they managed to make it look like kaiserâs kissing her cheek. you find yourself rolling your eyes at it and looking away.
miko sighs, leaning back against her chair. âman, that sucks, they look cute,â she comments, scrolling away from the online article before she gives you a suspicious side eye. âhey, you sure youâre not dating him?â
you still a little at the sudden line of questioning before turning your attention back to your laptop equally quickly. âif i was, i wouldnât be so free all the time now, would i?â a response to which miko shrugs off and decides to let go of as she retreats back to her desk.
as much as you love miko as your colleague, you havenât been as honest with her as you could. she knows youâre friends with kaiser, yeah, but she doesnât know heâs basically your neighbour. she doesnât know that he comes over all the time whenever itâs off season. she doesnât know that the both of you have fallen asleep next to each other on the couch.
she doesnât know a lot of thingsâlike how your heartâs beating erratically now at the notion of being someone special to kaiser. itâs always been sweet nothings that you thought would stay that way, and youâve always been short at realising your own feelings, so much so you were, once upon a time, positive you had zero romantic feelings for your friend.
now? youâre not so sure anymore.
seven days pass and kaiserâs been pestering you every single moment youâre freeâlike he always doesâbut todayâs kind of a special day because itâs your birthday and itâs an hour away from your dinner party yet youâre not even close to ready.
your hairâs wet, youâre still in your loungewear, you have no idea what to wear and kaiserâs just flipping through the channels, half bored to death. for his part, at least, heâs already ready.
itâs not even fair how he takes just half an hour to get ready and yet he looks like he does. hair perfectly soft, and heâs wearing a nice black suit with a wine red dress shirt underneath, his tattoos peeking out here and there. if he wasnât a soccer player, heâd definitely either be a model or a very charming businessman.
âtoo handsome for you?â kaiser smirks as he catches you looking, and you have to spin on your heels to avoid getting flustered (to his face).
âshut up, kaiser, i havenât found anything to wear,â you groan, making a beeline for your bedroom. you really wished your friends hadnât booked a high-end restaurant for little old youâthen you could literally just throw on anything and be done with it.
kaiser, completely comfortable in your apartment, strolls into your bedroom with you and starts browsing through your closet, ignoring your protests. within seconds, he finds a dress and holds it out, a lopsided smile filling his face. âhow about this?â
the wine red satin dress hovers in front of you, and you have to swallow the lump in your throat before you speak, feeling the line getting blurry. âtrying to get me to coordinate outfits with you or something?â
youâre trying your best but your voice quivers just a little bit, and you bet that smug smile on his face that he can hear it. âwhy not? we look good together,â he shrugs, as though itâs no big deal but itâs hard to stop yourself from overthinking when lately the two of you have been flirting more often and serious than usual.
rolling your eyes and trying not to be too late, you grab the dress from him and change into it, spending some time to yourself to recollect, internally cursing him for being able to make you this flustered over nothing at all.
by the time you come back out into the living room, hair all done and accessories settled, this time, kaiserâs the one whoâs caught staring, shameless in the way his eyes drag over you from head to toe. youâd tease him for it, but youâre not entirely sure youâre ready for his comeback so you refrain.
as you grab your go-to black heels and sit down to strap them on properly, kaiserâs quick to offer a hand, his lithe fingers taking your heel from you, slowly inserting your feet, his eyes lingering on your face and his thumb rubbing circles around your ankle. your eyes are glued to his own, and somehow it makes you even more nervous when heâs not joking around. when he looks at you like thisâserious, like heâs trying to tell you something without saying anything at all.
the way he ties the straps are gentle and precise, tight but not too tight that itâll hurt you. youâve jokingly told him to help you tie your shoelaces before but heâs always refused. yet now heâs helping you put on your heels on both feet without saying a word and the way his hand lingers on your calf when heâs done is enough to make you melt.
on some other day, youâd joke with him and get him to let go. today, youâre silent.
kaiser chuckles, though, his hand casually brushing up your calf slightly before he pulls away, gently patting your head as he gets up.
âletâs go.â
dinner is agonising, enjoyable, agonising.
itâs nice; being seated around a table, enjoying small talk and nonsense with the same group of friends, catching up with people like kaiser and ness whoâs been away a lot because of their profession.
yeah, that partâs nice. whatâs agonising about it all is how close kaiser is to you, how his right hand casually drapes around your shoulder from time to time, shifting down to your thigh sometimes, making you go crazy.
itâs not like the both of you havenât been close before, but you feel like maybe this time, itâs different. itâs not just the close proximity, itâs the intimacy of it all that has you inwardly keeling over. whatâs worse is that you think you want it, him. in a way you didnât think to think of before.
âyou sure youâre not dating him?â
mikoâs words ring repeatedly in your head. somehow, your answerâs changed from nope to you sort of wish you did. you bite your lower lip, absentmindedly laughing along even if you didnât hear the joke at all.
âyou okay?â the voice in your ear nearly makes you jump up from your seat.
on your right, ness is grinning as he looks at you, like he knows somethingâs going on in that little head of yours. you shake your head anyway, but ness shoots you a knowing smile as his eyes briefly shift to kaiserâs arm around you before winking at you.
fuck, is that really enough to make the heat rush to your cheeks?
ây/n?â one of your other friends calls out, snapping you back to the foreground.
âwhat?â
ânext stop: new club downtown! orange, or grape, or whatever the fuck name it is,â he drawls, excited, âyou up for it?â
before you even get the chance to agree, one of the other guys speaks up. âhey kaiser, speaking of clubs, didnât that dating rumour come up recently? the one with, uh, kaia?â
readjusting himself, kaiser pulls away from you, taking a swig of his beer. âdonât remind me,â he groans, sighing.
âwhy not? sheâs hot!â
thereâs a knot in your stomach that you canât explain.
beside you, ness snickers. âtell âem what really happened, stupid.â
that manages to pique your interest.
kaiser sighs, resigning because he knows theyâll just keep hounding him if he refuses. âshe tried her luck, thatâs all,â he settles for something vague, trying to escape.
ness, however, ever the kind soul, expands on his words, making sure you hear every single bitâyouâre not sure if heâs trying to egg you on or just see your reaction.
âplease, she was trying to get you to send her home, no?â nessâ explanation gets a reaction out of the group, and youâre glad you all have a private room here so no one outside can hear you, servers included.
âshut up.â
âkaia and kaiserâhas a nice ring to it.â
and even though kaiser doesnât entertain that, you feel a little envy brewing inside youâone that you fail to drown out.
orange is filled with people; combining the fact that itâs holiday season and itâs the clubâs launch night, itâs safe to say that thereâs barely any room to breathe. still, your friends are all drunk on the alcohol, pulling one another to the dance floor, leaving you and kaiser at the table.
heâs still close as ever, his bare hands brushing yours, one of his arms around your waist, keeping you close.
âdance with me,â he raises his voice over the music. the way he smiles so genuinely now managing to make your heart skip a beat.
suppressing your grin, you wordlessly agree, letting him lead you onto the dance floor. he meanders the crowd skilfully, as expected considering he and ness are frequent clubbers. itâs only now that you realise youâd never gone to such a place with him, which is surprising considering your many years of friendship.
as you join your friends on the floor, you canât help but notice how kaiser sticks to you and you alone, his hands on your waist, trickling up and down your arm, dancing along behind you. even surrounded by people, he commands your attention alone.
unfair.
but to kaiser, itâs unfair too. itâs not fair how youâre so pretty, itâs not fair how youâve always been. itâs not fair that heâd fallen slowly for you, and now so so deep. how is it fair that even when he tries to forget you, when he tries not to mess with the friendship, that he ends up falling even more?
his eyes stay glued on you, shamelessly making sure no other man gets their hands on youâitâs fucking insulting how they try to get you to dance with them even when heâs right there. lucky for him, youâre not budging. youâre there. with him. only him. even if your other friends are here.
itâs just him and you and he wonders what youâre thinking. are you as flustered as he is right now? kaiser hasnât even let himself drink more than one mug of beer, all because he knows this is a night heâd rather remember than risk forgetting.
âhey, isnât that kaia?â one of your friends excitedly points out and kaiser follows his line of sight.
it is her, and sheâs heading this wayâbut thatâs not really important because whatâs important is how kaiser noticed youâve stopped dancing, awkwardly trying to shuffle away. itâs kind of funny, he swears he can tell that you might feel the same way about him. maybe youâre just more stubborn than he is.
so he keeps his arms around you, pulling you close.
âstay with me,â he whispers into your ear, and he suppressed a grin from the goosebumps searing across your neck. he guesses itâs a good sign youâre listening to him.
âkaiser, whatâs up?â kaia greets, evidently trying to move for a hug but kaiserâs not budging, squeezing you closer instead.
he nods at her in acknowledgement before letting the rest of his friends throng around her for a photo.
once sheâs sufficiently busy, he hears you speak up. âwere you dancing with her that time too?â
kaiser manages not to snicker at your obviously jealous tone, âyeah, we went with a few other people after our shoot was wrapped up.â
you nod, and all kaiser can think of somehow is that your shampoo smells so nice. âoh, sure you donât wanna dance with her again tonight then?â
are you testing him? itâs cute.
he shakes his head. ânah, i danced with her a lot that time already,â he teases, though heâs not too sure whether youâd take it like a joke like it was meant to. when you donât respond, he chuckles, gently turning you to face him. âthereâs one thing i didnât do with her though.â
kaiserâs face is just inches away from yours, the tip of his nose brushing against your cheek and heâs aware that everyone in the close vicinity is looking at the two of you but he doesnât care.
honestly, he has to admit, heâs dreamed of doing this a thousand times over, always hovering between the decision to ruin this friendship or not. the thoughts were there whenever heâd wake up next to you on the couch. or whenever all of you met up and one of the other guys would throw their arms around you. or in the mornings when you made breakfast. thereâs not a time heâs been sure whether this is what you wanted too.
hell, heâs not even sure now. but fuck, if he wastes another minute not trying he thinks heâll kill himself for it. and heâs hoping to god this isnât a dream because youâre not pulling away and youâre not treating this like a joke and it can only be because you want this too.
without another thought, his lips press against yours and itâs like the loud music drowns out into the background, getting lost and fading away. suddenly itâs like youâre the only thing in front of him and fuck, you taste even better than he can ever imagine.
âfuck,â he exhales, cheeks pressed against yours. âbe mine?â
still breathless from that kiss, you chuckle weakly and nod, both of you earning whoos all around the room. (you make a mental reminder to tell miko before she winds up seeing this online before you get a chance to explain.)
and just like that, kaiserâs finally gotten the girl of his dreams.
âwant you, baby, just you.â
the next morning, the two of you make the headlines.
LIPS LOCKED: KAISER & RUMORED GIRLFRIEND SHOW OFF THEIR LOVE
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I am kinda curious
What would Jason be like if the coffee Cafe owner!reader built in a small library in her Cafe just for him,like she saw he liked reading and went like 'yup. I am building a small library for him'
This is such a fun idea, but omg please forgive me, I went a little overboard. Once I figured out what to write, I couldnât stop. I apologize for how long it is. But omg also, I was literally kicking my feet and giggling writing the end lol, Anyways enjoy!
Owning a cafe was a difficult job, there was always much to doâ customers to attend to, drinks to make, and maintenance to do. You were always busy, but you loved your job.
You had spent a lot of time curating the perfect atmosphere for your beloved customers. The lighting was warm, with fairy lights and lanterns dangling from the ceiling. There was wooden furniture and two old couches that sat by the glass windows. The tiny space smelled of freshly brewed coffee and sweet bread. The cafe was always inviting.Â
You had many regulars at the coffee shop, each one with their own story, a different purpose.
For the past six months, twice a week, every Thursday and Saturday morning, a tall man walked in. Jason, you recalled his name from the many times you prepared his drinks. Heâd order the same thing every time, a small London fog and a walnut banana bread.
Heâd sit at the table nearest to the entrance, his back never towards the door.
Every morning, heâd come in with a new book. You had seen him read Franz Kafka, Oscar Wilde and Jane Austen; heâd read a lot of Austen.
He was a mystery and you wanted to know more.Â
You found Jason quite handsome. His skin was scattered with scars and you often found yourself staring at the permanent wound near his lips. You wanted to run your fingers along it, to trace it, to kiss it.Â
His eyes were always kind, a deep shade of green, forest-like youâd think to yourself.Â
He spoke with kindness. His voice velvety and rich, much like the espresso youâd brew everyday, except his voice was never bitter, almost always doused with honey.Â
Sometimes youâd catch him looking over at the counter, at you, youâd hoped.Â
Your coworkers were afraid of him, telling you to stay away, but you couldnât help yourself. He was like an enticing book, waiting to be read. Theyâd warn you, âdo not engage in too much conversation with the strange man.â But it was as if they were talking to a small child, their words would go in one ear and out the other.
âStrange,â you would never use that word to describe him.
From the small talk you had with him, to his choice in books, to even his taste in tea, youâd never describe him as strange.
Gentle was the word youâd choose.
He was huge, all height and muscle, terrifying to most, however to you, he was everything but that. You saw an angel and you didnât even know him⊠yet, youâd tell yourself.
There were days, where you almost gained the courage to ask for his number, maybe ask for small detail, perhaps get a glimpse of his life. But each attempt was futile. Why was it so hard to speak to him for more than five minutes, youâd curse your inability to speak to attractive men.
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You were beginning to give up on your dreams of getting to know the beautiful stranger, when he walked in through door.
The conversation began as per usual.
âMorning Jason, what can I grab you today,â you asked politely. He smiled softly in return and you stare at the scar by his lip as he begins to speak.
âUhh surprise me,â you look at him confused, heâs never done that before and he finds himself smiling harder. âJust kidding, Iâll just the take the usual please,â he says as he places his copy of Jane Eyre on the counter to take out his wallet.
âBrontĂ«, why am I not surprised,â you reply, gazing at the book. You take the cash from his hands and your heart drops. Shades of purple and crimson coat his skin. Theyâre bruised, again.
âWhat can I say, Iâm a man of taste,â he smirks. You roll your eyes and giggle.
âNow who told you that,â and he shrugs. Then thereâs a lull, you donât know what to say now. It isnât awkward, but you find yourself starting feeling a little uneasy. God, if you only you could come up with something else to say. You shake your head slightly and begin to warm up his banana bread.
You turn around and wait for him to leave, but he doesnât walk away to his usual table this time, instead he takes a seat next to the counter. Odd, you thought.
Jasonâs gaze doesnât leave you for a second, he watches you in admiration, you donât quite catch on.
If you thought Jason was handsome, then he thought you belonged in a museum. You were a work of art in his eyes. The kind of beauty they wrote poetry about. Absolutely stunning.
He wanted to get to know you, speak to you, but he was afraid. If you didnât reciprocate his feelings, then he may never be able to see you again. The trips to the cafe would no longer be necessary and he wouldnât know what to do with himself.
However today, Jason pushes his fears aside, he feels bold. He finds his confidence and he speaks.
âDo you read much,â he asks suddenly. You place his cup of tea and bread in front of him, and nod your head.
âI do, but not what you read,â you reply and he stares into your eyes, curious. âI mostly read magazines, you know Vogue and stuff,â his smile drops a little, heâs trying really hard to not look judgemental. Cute, you think. âKidding, I read fantasy mostly,â and his face lights up again.
âSo like J.K. Rowling,â he questions.
âNo, Harry Potterâs good, but Iâm not really a fan of her, you know as a person. Iâve been reading a lot Neil Gaiman recently though,â you say.
âOh fuck, yeah, sheâs said some pretty crazy stuff huh,â and you nod again. âGaiman though, I donât think Iâve ever read his stuff before, he any good,â he asks and your eyes go wide, youâre excited.
You spend the next hour of his visit speaking to him about books, about the things that you both like.
You only part from the conversation when there was a customer.
Youâve never felt this way before, all the assumptions you made about him were true. He was an angel, a kind and gentle one.
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A month goes by and you notice your relationship with Jason change. Now, instead of sitting by the entrance of the cafe, he sits near you, back against the door. A sign of trust, you assumed. He smiled more, he showed his teeth and he laughed, hard. You loved the sound of his laugh. His eyes looked brighter, greener, emerald-like. He still walked in with a new book, but when the conversation began, it was long forgotten.
You watched his bruises heal and you watched new ones appear, you were always curious, but never had the courage to ask. Heâd tell you when he was ready.
As time went by, you found yourself wanting to do something for him, you wanted him to know that you cared. You thought that if your words were going to fail you, then maybe your actions would prove otherwise.
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Working a closing shift at the cafe on a gloomy Tuesday evening, you find yourself thinking of different gestures you could do.
Ideas came and left, nothing felt good enough. He deserved the best. Trying to busy your mind elsewhere, you begin to sweep the floors and thatâs when inspiration hits you.
There, in the coffee shop, lies an empty corner. An odd spot, not necessarily small, but also not large enough either.
A perfect fit for a decently sized bookshelf. A library, for the community, but most importantly for Jason. You smile to yourself, proud at the thought. Heâd love this, you knew he would.
The next morning you find yourself drilling holes into the pale walls of the cafe, trying attach the large shelf you lugged down to the shop.
Once everything was fixed into its rightful place, you begin adding the books, by genre and then by the authorsâ last names. You add many of Jasonâs favourites, multiple copies of Austen. You add childrenâs books, comics and something for yourself.
The shelf fits right into the ambiance of the cafe, elevating it honestly. The corner looked cosy and you found yourself wanting to sit by one of the couches with a book and a cup of hot chocolate.
You stare at the shelf once more, proud. Now, you just had to wait.
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Jason walks into the cafe the next day, heâs late. He arrives near closing time. Itâs just you and him in the cafe, most of your staff left for the day and not many people stayed this late. Itâs quiet, the only sound coming from the machines on your side of the counter. Heâs holding another book in his hand, but he has no intention of reading tonight.
His hair is slicked back, and thereâs a small cut on his forehead. Heâs dressed in a white dress shirt and black pants. He looks like heâs coming back from a big event or maybe heâs going to one later. Either way, he looks pretty like this, his arms look more defined and you can make out the muscles on his back when he walks around the room, waiting for his drink.
His eyes wander around the cafe before settling on the bookshelf nestled in the odd corner. His eyes soften, heâs never noticed that before, it must be new, he thinks.
âWhenâd you get this,â he asks, his fingers running along the spines of the books. Heâs smiling, thereâs so many books.
âYesterday, itâs for you,â you say, holding your breath. This is it, the moment youâve been preparing for.
âFor me,â he looks over at you as you settle his tea on the counter. You begin walking over to his side, slowly, riddled with nerves.
âYes, since youâre always here, I thought youâd like having a book shelf here. Itâs like a library, you take a book and then you-â he cuts you off suddenly.
âYou made a library for me in your cafe, are you serious,â heâs trying to hold back a smile, you can tell. His scar gets more prominent when he does that. âWhy,â he as asks, his voice is soft, it feels like warm milk with honey, comforting.
âYouâre gonna make me say it,â you canât see your face, but it feels hot, you can tell youâre blushing.
âYeah, say it. Why is there a library in your cafe for me,â he says, enunciating the words âyourâ and âfor me.â Heâs smirking now. He knows the answer, he just wants to hear it from you.
The point of the library was to not have to say anything, for your actions to speak for you, but here you are. Ears burning and palms clammy.
âIâŠ,â you trail off, you look around the room, anywhere but his face. He notices and walks closer, his hands gently make their way around your waist.
âSay it,â he exclaims, itâs not forceful, heâs smiling and shades of pink dust his cheeks.
You close your eyes shut, fuck, youâre going to have to say it.
âI really like you jas-,â and with that, his lips find their way to your own. You move in harmony, much like matcha and oat milk. His lips are sweet, he tastes like the banana bread, he decided to eat while pacing around the cafe. Your hands find their way to his shoulders, you pull back and smile. You peck his lips. Once where the scar is and once more on the centre. He grins.
âYou donât know how long Iâve waited to hear that from you,â he mumbles against your lips, waiting for you to kiss him again.
And you do, you kiss him again and again.
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Clam's Quick Tips for Starting Your Very First Webcomic
Howdy! Here are the three bits of advice I tend to give people who ask me about getting into webcomic-making. Maybe they can help you jump into the fray with a little less fear.
1) Make Your First Chapter a Pilot Episode
You will be told by webcomic veterans to start with a short, simple comic idea first - which is wise - but if all you can think about is your big magnum opus, then you might as well hop in, right? Otherwise you'll just be glancing back at the other cooler project forever.
But if you can't start with a small simple story, start on a small, simple part of that larger story. Your first chapter should be a snapshot of the main conflict - show us a simple scene with few characters, ease us in slowly, keep things clear and focus on emotion/impact/clarity. Get the audience to care by offering something easily digested, but full of promise.
Once you're done with that 'pilot' chapter, and you're feeling more comfortable with the whole comic process, you can open the gates and show us the larger world. At that point, you'll be way more ready.
2) Simplify Your Art Style For Your Own Sanity
Always try to make your webcomic's art style as simple as possible - the standard rule is to use only 75% of your artistic skill for every comic page you make. Otherwise you will burn out quickly and terribly.
But you also need to be PROUD of your art style. If you're really feeling itchy, add a couple bells and whistles to your style so you can look at the finished page and say "Yeah, looks cool." You'll find the right balance the more you draw.
Also, don't be afraid to change your art style as you go along. Ultimate consistency is often impossible in webcomics anyway - so embrace your desire to try new things, streamline your work, whatever you feel needs to happen to be happiest. Sometimes the coolest part of reading a webcomic is noticing that style change - so don't hesitate to embrace it!
3) Resist the Reboot! RESIST!
The curse/blessing of drawing the same things over and over is that you'll inevitably get better at drawing those things. The trouble comes when you look back at old stuff and start thinking "Damn, I could draw that way better now."
You must recognize that this feeling never goes away. Not after a hundred pages. Not after three hundred. Not after a thousand.
I think everyone should be allowed one soft reboot for their first webcomic. Redraw some panels that bother you. Change up some dialogue if it doesn't make sense with your new story ideas. Do maintenance, basically. One of the beauties of webcomics is that they can be easily edited, without reprinting a whole book or remaking a whole game.
But if the ultimate purpose of a webcomic is to tell a story, then constant reboots will just be retelling the same story - slightly better each time, but the same at its core. We've heard it before. Most audiences would rather you save your strength and just keep going, rather than circling back year after year and going "Wait wait wait! I'll do it better this time."
Reboot early, not often, and only when you absolutely must! You're a storyteller, and you're constantly getting better at telling your story. Don't be ashamed of it - look back how much ground you've covered, and keep walking!
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That's a good start. Happy webcomicking - don't be afraid to jump in, but be prepared to learn a lot very quickly. And if this advice doesn't work for you or adhere to how you did it, that's absolutely fine - webcomics are diverse by nature, and so are their creation processes. Feel out what works best for you, and good luck!
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My Particular Girl
Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader
Warnings: Â N/A
Pronouns: She/Her
Word Count: 0.7K
Summary: Y/N needs things to be done a certain way and Rafe understands that.
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Y/N likes things done in a particular. Itâs the way her brain works. People often look at her and call her childish for the things she does to cater to these needs. Because of those people, she started to believe that she had no chance of finding love. Who would want to date someone who was so picky with the things are? Then Rafe came along to show her she doesnât need to change; instead, it is the partner who should try to be open-minded and help her out. And Rafe really does try to do everything he can to help Y/N out.Â
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Y/N sits with her little cousins in the living room, listening to them recount the story behind the drawings they are currently working on. She doesnât know where Rafe went off too, but if she knows anything about him, he is probably off trying to win brownie points with her relatives. âAnd this is going to be us when you and Rafe take us to the beach,â Sophie recounts, holding up the picture. Y/Nâs mouth drops open, âWow, that looks amazing.â âWe look like we are having so much fun,â Rafe adds, kissing Y/Nâs temple from behind the couch. She stretches her head back to see Rafe. He is holding two plates in his hands and he rounds the couch to sit beside his girlfriend. He holds out a plate for her. She notices that her plate is different from his. It is one of the special sectioned plates from their home. He catches her examining eyes and worries he got something wrong. âDid I do something wrong? Each component is in its place. I separated the mashed potatoes, the steak and the vegetables,â he starts to tangent. âShould I have separated the mixed veggies too? I knew I shouldâve separated them. I know you like to be able to identify the different textures easily.âÂ
Her hands stop him from rising to fix what he thinks is a mistake. âNo, itâs okay. You got everything right. I was just surprised you brought one of my plates. Thank you,â she reassures him, giving him a kiss. He wraps his arm around her shoulder and starts eating, âYouâre welcome. Iâm glad I got it right.âÂ
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They knock on the door but donât wait for it to be opened by someone inside before entering the unlocked house. âYo, Top. Weâre here,â Rafe announces with a booming voice. Itâs just a little get-together so the couple takes their shoes off. Right as they are about to step deeper into the house, Y/N sees the carpeted floor of the house. She can already feel the uncomfortableness of the rug tickling the bottom of her feet and she flinches at the thought. Rafe gently holds her back by her shoulder, âWait here, I have to get something from the car.â She waits for him at the entrance, preparing herself to walk barefoot on the rug. He jogs back inside and places something on the ground. Her eyes dart down to see slippers. âWhere did you get these?â she questions while putting them on. He kisses her on the cheek, âI bought new slippers to keep in the back of my trunk for this exact reason.â Warmth fills Y/N and she wraps her arms around his neck. âThank you.â
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Y/N rests on the couch and watches as Rafe folds the laundry. Each article of clothing is folded exactly how she likes it with crisp edges. While she appreciates how attentive he is, worry starts to creep inside of her. What if he starts to realize that all the things he does to keep things to her taste are a waste of time? What if he starts to think she is too high-maintenance? He can see the gears turning in her head. âWhatâs wrong, Sweetheart?â he asks, leaning over to kiss her. She bows her head, âWhat if you break up with me because you get tired of having to do things a certain way for me like I am a child?â Rafe places what he is folding down and moves to the same couch as her. He brings her into a hug, attacking her face with kisses. âThat would never happen because I love taking care of you. You are my particular girl and I would not trade you for anything in the world,â he promises.Â
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Mouthwashing headcannons:
Tulpar crew x Robot!reader
A/N: In my mind, robo-reader is more like those robots don't really look a lot like humans (like, they have the basic form and that's it), but you can imagine them as you wish.
Warnings: Grammar mistakes (English is not my first language), Jimmy; suspicious behavior coming from the mentioned, I clearly don't know about robotics, romantic relationships not specified.
Anya
To be honest she was a little uncomfortable with you. Acting stiff and on guard around you.
Like most of the crew members.
You usually help her with menial tasks such as organizing the nursery or getting reports done as your purpose (at least the outspoken one) is to assist the crew with their tasks with the best of your abilities.
... And no, she's not nervous you can give reports to their superiors back on earth.
As time passes, she begins to get used to your presence and even enjoy it.
You give her a lot of book recommendations to read for when she returns to earth, even though she doesn't exactly have the money to buy them, she still appreciates it.
But what she appreciates more is that you often help her to prepare for her next attempt to get into medical school, encouraging her to pursue her dreams.
It might sound crazy, but she sometimes thinks that, beyond the code that makes you a dutiful machine, you actually have a mind on your own.
Because she has a feeling no robot that belongs to a corporation like pony express is as servicial and loyal as you.
Anya and Daisuke make their own doodles of you, and if you don't have a lot of human appearance then they often come up with ideas about how you would look if you were a human and make sketches to show you so you could give your opinion on them.
Some of those sketches survived the crash.
Daisuke
If he thought the cryopods were cool, then he went absolutely insane when he saw you.
Like, come on! You are a robot! And you can talk and make super cool stuff hyper mega awesome stuff right?
He made you and Swansea a lot of questions non-stop for days, giving the later a massive headache. But that's not something new.
You help him a lot with his internship, something like his second teacher, but less grumpy and not human.
You are not perfect though. You overwhelmed the poor guy with information the first day to the point you ended up saying stuff that not even Swansea understood.
So you also had to learn a lot of how human learning worked, adjusting your "classes" according to the interests, necessities and skills of your pupil.
Actually, you learn a lot of how to be human with Daisuke. Or at least the age group he belongs to.
You begin to use a lot of the language and body language that he has been teaching you.
Swansea is tired.
Daisuke can do basic stuff for your maintenance. You offered to give him a lesson about how you work, but Swansea would rather not his paycheck removed should something happen to you.
Believes you could rebel against humans or so he says. He has made you promise not to go against the crew, or his parents, or the friends he has on earth... Or maybe the whole human population if possible.
Swansea
Honestly, rather than stealing his job or something you are giving him more work to do.
As if he didn't have enough with having to take care of that kid.
If it wasn't obvious, the mechanic is basically your nurse, the one that makes most of your maintenance.
Your charging station (if you have one) is definitely in utility.
You are his assistant when giving lessons to Daisuke. But once you took it too far and ended up babbling nonsense that Swansea is not even aware of.
You often hear him mumble things while he makes your maintenance, sometimes says things about his family, sometimes about his job and one or two about his life before Pony Express.
Honestly if he doesn't believe you have your own conscience, then he sometimes forgets it.
You had heard his playlist the most, I just know it.
Or if you have a radio or speaker or something he'll make you put on his playlist.
He trusts that you take care of Daisuke when he's not around.
Jimmy (Yes, we have to address him unfortunately)
Definitely makes you some (maybe a lot) of his work and he excuses it as having something more urgent to do (spoiler: he doesn't) so you don't have to ask questions.
Searches for loopholes in your programming so he can do whatever he pleases without having to worry about you making a report for the big guys. But if not, he's willing to do more.
Would he risk actually messing with your mechanism/code so he could get whatever he wants? Definitely.
If anything, Swansea would be the one who has to deal with any "memory failure" you present.
Secretly unnerved by you.
Contrary to the other crew members, he doesn't address you as a person, often referring to you as an object, a machine or his favorite; "that thing".
Takes advantage of the fact that you don't really don't know that much about humans.
Doesn't think you have a conscience. You are a machine, a tool. Nothing more.
Unless he pushes hard enough, that is.
Curly
Wasn't very happy to have you on board to be honest, but it was mandatory from the higher positions.
Though he makes sure that he doesn't say anything inadequate in front of you, still in guard for the most part.
He just sees you as one of the most efficient things that pony express had given in all these years.
He thinks you are more thoughtful than he expected coming from a product of pony express.
Or maybe, just maybe he sometimes sees you as another (human) member of the crew.
But that just doesn't happen very often.
He's amused when you start to copy some of the other's mannerisms and try to blend more within the crew.
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Come with me now on another story adventure.
Some types of hardship do start to feel like curses if they happen often enough. One thing Iâve experienced a lot- or at least enough to posit a curse- is my apartments flooding.
Iâve had flooding in three separate apartments Iâve lived in.
The place I lived with Betty flooded due to a massive rainstorm and poor placement on a downhill slope. Bettyâs room was more effected than mine, but due to poor handling by the management it resulted in some rampant black mold and my eventual falling out with Betty as we broke the lease to escape.
My first flooding though. Happened when I lived in a third floor apartment. How, you might ask, is that possible?
Oh, Reader. Prepare yourself.
Now, I need to set the stage. Because you see, I shared this apartment with the last boy Iâd ever date, Brendan. Weâd known going into the relationship that I had a predilection for pussy but it finally clicked that I was just not attracted to men.
This was particularly devastating because I still loved that boy with all my heart but neither of us were getting what we needed out of the relationship. Suffice it to say, the atmosphere in the apartment in which he was sleeping on the couch was A BUMMER.
We were both sick, probably from stress, and had bad coughs. It was the night before midterms.
I was tucked up into bed, with little kitten Leeloo, ready to get to sleep. It was about 10pm. Brendan knocked and poked his head into the room.
âItâs raining in the bathroom,â he said.
I got out of my comfy bed, and joined him in the bathroom. Raining was an exaggeration but there was definitely water dripping down the door jam and pooling up under the paint.
âThatâs not good.â
We both stared at this problem together, sick and sad.
Finally, I suggested, âGo see if the upstairs neighbor left a faucet on. Iâll try to call maintenance.â
He left and I started making calls. At 10pm it was understandable that I was getting a lot of voicemails. Two maintenance lines deep, Brendan returned.
âThe people above us are getting drops too, and the place above that wonât respond.â
Four defunct numbers later, I finally got ahold of an emergency maintenance guy who was on call. âItâs raining in our bathroom.â
He was befuddled and said heâd be in soon.
That was about when it really actually started raining. Drips began pouring out of light fixtures. Terrified, we turned off the lights we could, setting out bowls and towels to mitigate water damage. Water dripped from several lights and started pooling ominously in the long flat kitchen light.
The maintenance man arrived around midnight. There was bowls and buckets littering the ground as Brendan and I watched in abject misery as water filled them. The maintenance man was wildly out of his depth, having been left in sole charge while the entire rest of the staff was on vacation.
As we spoke to him, the water infiltrated our smoke alarm which began screaming in earnest at this wet invasion. The maintenance man promised to try to see what was causing the issue and fled. Brendan and I regarded each other. We coughed, sick and exhausted, then went to empty the water buckets.
An hour passed. The smoke alarm persisted, itâs three shrill screeches pounded relentlessly into our ear drums. We stopped existing as individuals and became vessels of suffering. The paint in the bathroom started sloughing off the wall in wet ripples.
Brendan tried to rouse the neighbor again and returned unsuccessful.
The maintenance man returned. It was 1am. He couldnât get ahold of the apartment causing the flooding. He couldnât get ahold of his bosses. After the update he made to leave and we begged him, please, just make the beeping stop, please. It can rain inside, and I can get no sleep the night before midterms, and I can cough miserably all night while I empty water bowls, but please, god, please, just make the beeping stop.
He promised to try and left. At some point around then, the flat kitchen light shattered under the pressure and gushed out a fall of water. Brendan and I gave a bleak half hearted startle and tried to scrounge up more towels.
I started slipping into madness. The unceasing blaring beeps. The rain. The misery of being in this wretched situation with someone I used to be able to reach toward for comfort who I couldnât anymore. This was hell, I decided. This circumstance fits into how they torture people, and I live here in this torturescape now. The maintenance man was never coming back.
The maintenance man came back with a ladder eventually.
Brendan and I watched with blank hungry eyes as he fussed with the alarm and at 2am it finally ceased its shrieking klaxon of madness. I cried. The man left again. We emptied the bowls.
And finally, half an hour later, the rain began to abate. The maintenance man returned to inform us that heâd entered the upstairs unit.
Someone had become incapacitated and left their bath running. He was not at liberty to disclose what happened so presumably someone was sauced out of their gourd and fell into a deep stupor such that several hours of sustained door pounding couldnât rouse them.
People all down the row flooded, and he looked near tears himself. We thanked him and went to collapse into bed. Neither of us took midterms the next day.
Brendan and I are still friends to this day, even after a night fit to drive someone mad.
My last event of apartment flooding was a sewer main getting blocked. It was when my betrothed and I had just started dating and they were hanging out at my place while I was at work. Due to this good fortune, they were able to move my couch, entertainment system, and electronics out of the path of the flood.
It took a week and some extremely pointed emails to get the landlord to comp me rent for the week I couldnât live there and the entire time I was just thankful I wasnât stuck with water dripping from my lights while a fire alarm drove me to the brink of madness.
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LNDS Xavier: Pinned Up (18+)
This fic is an amalgamation of like three different inspirational outlets, okay. I didn't want to write this. I was forced to. First freaking @nati-cutie-patootie was like "Hey, this song is so Xavier, right?", then the Xavier brainrot began. Then I woke up and saw THIS POST by @ellereath and was like "Well I'm a writer and I was already planning on doing something for Xavier so why not?" but then I saw THE IMAGE that they linked to and anyway there is no space in heaven for me because I am an irredeemable whore who can only sin...so anyway enjoy the smut!
Disclaimer: This is an original fan work for âLove and Deepspaceâ. Do not repost on other platforms or plagiarize. All characters shown in this fic is 18+. Warnings: Smut, Penis in Vagina Sex, Reader implied having breasts, Gender Neutral Terms but AFAB anatomy, Wall Sex, Oral (Receiving), Multiple Orgasms, Creampie, Unsafe Sex, Squirting Synopsis: You couldn't help but stare at your boyfriend, whether it was when you two worked out or just at home. How someone so sweet and soft looking could be so strong was a mystery to you, but you certainly wouldn't complain when he lifts you up and pins you to a wall with ease. Word Count: 4.8k
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Xavier
Pinned Up (18+) Xavier x Reader
You sighed, wiping your brow with the towel you had wrapped around your neck. The cool breeze cooled off your overheated skin as you turned to Xavier. He looked to be perfectly fine as he also wiped down his own brow.
You both had only done a light workout, one of those that you donât sweat too much during it, but it takes forever for your body to cool down afterwards. It didnât help that you two had to walk a mile to the apartments since the gym at your complex was closed down for maintenance.
âHow you feelin?â You asked, breaking the silence between the two of you. Xavier, who had been focused on just making it home, turned to you with a soft smile.
âIâm a bit tired, but itâs not too bad.â He admitted and you couldnât help but chuckle. When wasnât this man tired, after all? It was one of those things you had found particularly endearing, especially because you knew if you ever wanted to take a nap, he wouldnât judge you and join you in the activity.
You finally arrived at the complex, both of you groggily getting into the elevator. Xavier put in his floor number and you smiled, knowing it was a subtle invitation for you to join him. After a few minutes the door finally opened to his floor and you both got out. You trailed after Xavier as he unlocked the door, opening it and letting you go inside first.
You knew his apartment like it was your own with how often you came over. After taking off your shoes you walked over to the kitchen, standing on your toes to reach one of the higher shelves to grab the cups. You filled it with ice cold water and you silently sat on the bar stool; you slid Xavier a glass of water while you sipped on your own.
A comfortable silence fell between the two of you as you enjoyed the refreshing drink gliding down your throat. That was until you turned over to Xavier. He had made it into the kitchen and grabbed the water you had prepared for him.
He greedily drank from the cup, finishing it almost in one go. You watched his throat bob as he swallowed, and how some of the water crept down the side of his mouth and dripped down onto his chest. He was still covered in a subtle sheen of sweat that you wanted to lick off of him.
Xavier stopped as he finished his glass, noticing your stare and he shot you an almost knowing smile. He always seemed so innocent that you sometimes forgot that he was a wolf in a bunny disguise. The things heâs not only done to you, but has said to you were now clouding your mind as you bit your lip and tried focusing on something else.
âSomething on your mind?â Xavier said, using his arm to wipe away the bit of water that had escaped.
You cleared your throat, avoiding eye contact with the man, âYa, Iâm totally fine.â You took another sip of the water and tried getting your head out of the gutter. Your muscles were already protesting, it was best to not poke at the beast and have him fold you like a pretzel.Â
Xavier walked over to where you were, placing his cup in the sink. He made sure to subtly graze your arm as he did so, looking over to gauge your reaction.Â
You couldnât help the involuntary shiver running down your spine. You swore his libido was rubbing off on you somehow. He managed to always rile you up way too easily and you were in a constant state of wanting him to be buried in you.Â
You tried distracting yourself, knowing that Xavier always had an assortment of snacks at the ready since he was so used to you being here (not to mention the man could eat). You stood up, looking around the pantry. Xavierâs gaze followed your form the entire time, his eyes half lidded as he gave a lazy smile at seeing how comfortable you were at his place.
It wasnât hard to find something appealing in his pantry since he always kept your tastes in mind. A box of chocolate pocky sticks stood out and you happily took them; you opened the box and placed one of the sticks in your mouth with a satisfied hum.
As you walked back over to Xavier you couldnât help but think of that one incident on the bus when you two went on vacation. The way he had subtly kissed you in public when you two hadnât even started dating yet had made your heart flutter. It was around that time you had sworn youâd confess your feelings, because being with him like that had been torture. You had wanted to drag him into another kiss that dayâŠbut that was all in the past as you stared over at your cute boyfriend.
Xavier noticed the snack in your hand, taking one of the sticks and started to nibble on it. You seemed to have cooled off as you looked over at Xavier again, the content look on his face as he enjoyed the sweet treat.
âSince youâre here, would you like to borrow the shower?â He asked, glancing over at you once he noticed you staring at him again.
âYes pleaseâŠdo I still have a change of clothes here?â You asked, taking another pocky stick in your mouth as you leaned over the counter.
âI think so, but if not you can just borrow some of my clothes.â He said with a shrug and you smiled.
âSounds good to me.â You paused for a moment, âIâll shower after I rest a bit though. I donât want to make the commitment yet.â Even if the thought of a shower was tempting, you knew if you hopped in like this, you might not want to get out.
âWe could always watch a movie together.â Xavier commented and you shook your head.
âNo way, weâre all sweaty and stinky from working out, I donât want to rub it off on the couch.â You said and Xavier stared at you with the most confused look in the world.
âBut weâve sweat on the couch beforeâŠ?â You almost choked on your pocky at his blunt response. You slowly looked at him and then huffed a bit. He then walked over to where you were relaxing on the counter. He leaned his body over you, pressing his nose against your neck and smelling, âAnd you certainly donât stink right now.â
You let out a small squeak as you leaned away from him, âHey, hey, hey!â You said, pushing his face away from you as he chuckled, âYou canât do that to me right after I work out!â You whined, but couldnât help the chuckle coming from you as well.
âIâm telling you, we both stink from sweating.â You claimed then stopped at your sudden realization. He had been really close to you a moment before and you didnât notice any smell from him. There was no wayâŠyou turned around, grabbing his wrist and pulling him closer to you as you did exactly what he had done moments ago. Your nose pressed against his neck as you sniffed.
He had the slightest musky smell, but overall he smelled like fresh spring water, linen, and a hint of birch. Just like he always did, the scent calming you like a pavlovian response as you blinked.Â
âOh this is unfairâŠâ You grumbled, âYou still smell like youâre fresh out of the shower.â You complained and Xavier chuckled, placing his hand against your hip.
âAnd Iâm telling you that you smell fine, so letâs go relax on the couch.â Xavier said, tugging at your tank top as he tried getting you to come with him. You knew the moment you two were on the couch he was probably going to pass right out.
You hum as though thinking over your decisions before smiling, âNope!â You said, popping the âpâ. You grab another pocky stick and put it in your mouth then place the box down. Perhaps you should just take a quick shower and then cuddle with him on the couch; that seemed like the best compromise.
You start walking off, but Xavierâs grip on your hip tightened as he spun your body around until you were chest to chest with him. He leaned in, grabbing the end of your pocky stick and nibbling on it until your lips met in a sweet and short kiss.
You couldnât help the small smile spreading across your face as he pressed against your lips again in a series of soft kisses. Xavier brought a hand up to adjust the angle of your face to where he wanted it, intent on enjoying this moment to the fullest.
You lean back, but Xavier was quick to pull you closer and finally pressed his lips back to yours with a purpose. His lips molded with yours perfectly and you could feel him nibbling on your lower lip, his warm hand going under your shirt to caress the skin there.
You open your mouth for him, tasting the sweet pocky that lingered there as he tilted your head. Your hands grasped at his shirt, dragging him into you as he grabbed you until your pelvis was pressed against his. You groaned into his mouth, loving how just his kisses could get your entire body feeling light.
When Xavier finally parts from your lips he canât help but press his forehead against yours, painting slightly, âMaybe we should save that shower for later?â He said, implying what was to come.
You chuckle and lean up, pressing a quick kiss to his lips, âIs this why you wanted to drag me to the couch?â You asked, looking up at him through your eyelashes. His brilliant blue eyes sparkled with mischief and the smirk he wore sent a shiver down your spine.
âIt hadnât been the initial intention.â He said, going to place a kiss on your cheek, moving down your jaw and then your neck, âBut I started to think about how you were looking at me earlier and figured you wouldnât mind.â He said, nipping at your exposed neck. You let out a small gasp, your hands grasping the fabric of his shirt.
âOh, so you noticed that?â You chuckled as his hands played with the band of your shorts. He was leaving wet kisses along the column of your neck and right behind your ear, and once again you felt a small nibble but this time it was on your ear.
âHow could I not? First at the gym, and then when I was drinking water. Itâs pretty obvious what was going through that pretty head of yours.â He said, nuzzling his face into you. You chuckled, âNow can I please take these off?â
One of your hands went over to his shoulder, while the other began threading through his hair, âGo right ahead.â You said, giving him the permission he was waiting for. He wasted no time, pulling your tight shorts and underwear off, letting them pool around your ankles. You stepped out of them, kicking the articles of clothing to some random corner of the apartment.
Xaviers fingers slowly pressed against your slick folds, feeling how wet you had gotten just from kissing him. You groaned, feeling one of his fingers easily slipping into your heat without an ounce of resistance.
âAll this from just watching me?â Xavier murmured, adding another finger and curling them. You gasped, feeling him hitting your sweet spot. Xavier knew how to play your body so easily that he could make you cum within minutes of toying with your body.
âOnly for you, Xav.â You whispered, spreading your legs a bit to give him a better angle. Xavier groaned at your words, using his free hand to cup your face and dragging you in for another heated kiss. His tongue played against your own and you whimpered, feeling his fingers were intent on making you cum all over them.
âFuckâŠâ Xavier canât help but groan, his fingers leaving you for a moment. You let out a whimper at the loss of something inside you. His hands wrapped around your thighs as he hoisted you up. Your legs immediately went to hook around his torso. Your pelvis pressed right against his and you groaned at feeling his cock straining in his pants.
It was effortless on his part as he casually walked over to a wall, pressing your back against it and rutting his hips up into yours. You gasped at feeling how he ground into you, your walls clenching around nothing and you were tugging at his shirt, âXavâŠâ You whined his name out and he chuckled.
âI know, my star, but I need to do something first.â Xavier said as he seemed to struggle for a moment to stop grinding against you. You just felt so good against him even with a layer of fabric blocking him from you. Your cunt soaked into the fabric of his pants and he could feel every twitch of your pussy through them.
You let out a startled gasp as he managed to hoist you up higher, adjusting your legs until your legs were hooked around his shoulders, his hands firmly holding you up by your ass. He gave the flesh a teasing squeeze as he looked up at you.
He began peppering kisses along your thighs, enjoying how your thighs tensed for a moment under every small touch on his lips, âXav, what are you planning?â It was damn obvious what he wanted, but you couldnât help but flush at the thought.
âI just want a small taste.â Xavier said, his lips slowly trailing closer to your folds. You groaned, pushing his head away from you with a blush coating your cheeks and neck.
âN-not without a shower first, geez.â You said, but Xavier was on a mission. He looked up at you, utilizing his puppy eyes and making you groan in annoyance. You tried not looking at him, but he gave your ass another firm squeeze and your eyes snapped down.
You swore those sapphire eyes should be illegal. Just that look was enough to get you to fold every timeâŠsometimes literally. You looked away again with a small pout before admitting defeat.
âF-fineâŠbut I warned youâŠâ You murmured, feeling positively embarrassed at your current position. However, that was all Xavier needed to hear as his tongue left his pink lips, slowly licking up your sopping cunt.
You let out a groan, your hand threading into his hair and tugging a bit as his tongue began working its magic on you. He really did know how to unravel you as his tongue went into your tight heat, curling up. His nose brushed up against your clit as he enthusiastically ate you out. The obscene wet noises made you close your eyes and bite your lip.
His mouth went to suck on your clit, making you moan loudly and your grip on his hair tightened. You could feel him groaning against you as your hips rolled into his face. He grabbed your ass, giving it a tight squeeze as he dragged you in impossibly closer, loving how you began grinding in earnest on his face.
Your thighs began shaking and you knew you were close with that familiar coiling in your stomach, âF-fuck Xa-Xavier!â You managed to squeak out, âC-close.â You said, before the tension inside of you snapped.
Your thighs clamping down on his head as you rode his face, loving how his tongue fucked you through the entire thing. He couldnât help but watch you the entire time, your facial expression as you used his face for your own pleasure made his cock twitch.
After you rode it out, his tongue just made lazy circles around your clit until you were flinching away and relaxing your thighs so his head was no longer in a vice grip. You were panting as you stared down at him.
Xavier parted from your folds, your release dripping down from his chin as he licked his lips and smirked at you, âThanks for the meal.â He said, pressing another kiss against your thigh. You flushed, looking away and covering your mouth with your hand. He chuckled at the bashful look you had as he readjusted you again.
It was too easy for him to lift you off his shoulders and place you back against the wall with your legs securely around his torso. He began leaving kisses along your face, rolling his hips back up against you. Despite having just comed, you groaned and rolled in time with him.
Your hand trailed between your bodies, pushing down his pants until his cock was free. The head was a bright red with precum dribbling from the tip freely. You used it to help lube up your grasp, giving him a few strokes and making his groan as he rolled in time with your hand.
You couldnât help but lick your lips at the thought of having his length down your throat. While he didnât taste like candy, he had this certain, subtle taste that you could only describe as Xavier. You craved it and Xavier easily caught how your pink tongue darted out of your mouth as you looked down at his cock.
He leaned against you, his mouth against your ear, âYou can suck it some other time, my star, for now I need to be inside you.â He said, making you shiver from the proximity.Â
You let out a small whine of disappointment as he shifted you. You grasped his cock and lined it up with your pussy, groaning as he rutted his hips against your slick folds and bumping against your sensitive clit.
âWouldnât this be easier if we were on a couch?â You asked, worried about his arms. You knew he was strong, hell him casually lifting you up and down was testament to that, but you didnât want him to tire out.
âArenât you the one who claimed we were too âstinkyâ to lay on the couch?â He teased, pressing a kiss behind your ear, âBesides, our workout today was too light. I didnât work on my arms at all.â
You chuckled despite feeling his blunt cock head pressing into your opening. Your chuckled slowly turned into a drawn out moan as he slipped inch by inch into your core. You could feel every bit of him, the one vein on the underside of his cock grazing against your walls and driving you insane.
He was guiding your hips onto him until you were finally settled fully on his cock, your pelvis flush against his own. He gave you a moment to adjust to his girth, taking his time to mark up your neck properly while you gripped at his shirt.
âStarlight?â Xavier murmured after a moment. You hummed in response, feeling how his cock twitched in response to just your voice, âTake your shirt off for me, please.â He said and you nodded.
He lifted his head, watching as your hands went under the edge of your tank top as you slowly took it off. You tossed it across the room before doing the same with your sports bra. The moment your chest was free, Xavierâs cock strained inside of you again. You groaned, rolling your hips on him and he bit back a groan of his own.
At the angle he was at, he could really only stare at your chest, so you decide to tease him. You leaned your back against the wall fully as your hands went up to cup your breasts, squeezing them together as you pinched your nipples.
Xavier groaned, finally thrusting up into you at seeing how you played with your own breasts. You gasped, your arms going around his shoulders quickly so you wouldnât feel like youâre about to fall off him.
Your body was still leaned back so Xavier could watch how your breasts bounced with every thrust up into you. He couldnât decide where he wanted to look. His eyes going to your face, your breasts, then finally where you two were connected. Your eyes trailed over his form, whimpering as your hands tugged at his sports tank.
âX-XavâŠâ You grumbled, wanting to feel his skin fully on you. Your hands tugging some more before wandering underneath to feel his hot skin. His abs flexed under your touch and you began rolling your hips with him.
âS-sorry Bunny, but I canât take it off right now. Just bear with me.â Xavier grunted at seeing how upset you were about not being able to see him fully. If he went to take it off it would mean heâd have to set you down, and he didnât want to be apart for even a moment. Not with how your hot walls seemed to suck him in.
You stopped putting up a fight, your hands moving to grab onto his exposed biceps as he began bouncing you on his cock. You were moaning without reservation; the sound of skin on skin slapping almost drowning it out.Â
You felt Xavier pull his cock out until just the head remained before slamming back up into you. Your nails dug into his biceps at the sensation as you let out a high pitched mewl, leaning back into his body. He groaned at feeling how tightly your pussy clenched as he repeated the motion, angling his hips until he was slamming right into your sweet spot.
You could feel yourself being built up again, that tight and uncomfortable coil in your stomach threatening to burst at any moment. It didnât help that you were angled just right so every thrust had your clit grinding against him.
Xavier could feel how your walls pulsed around his length as he leaned over, âGo on, starlight, cum on my cock for me. Can you do that, beautiful?â He asked, not letting up his pace as he brutally abused your sweet spot like his life depended on it.
You felt that euphoric coil snap as your entire body tingled as you came, your walls becoming like a vice grip on Xavierâs length to the point where he could barely pump his cock in you. Your nails dug angry crescent shapes into his arms, stinging him and making Xavier groan.Â
He continued fucking into you, his grip on your thighs just a bit tighter as he guided your cunt on him repeatidly. You were coming down from your high, already feeling another wash of arousal coursing through you.
You gasped, placing your head in the crook of his neck as you laid sloppy, wet kisses on anything you could reach, panting his name right on his shoulder.
Xavierâs dick twitched in response to hearing your wanton moans right up against his ear, âJust a little bit more, my star, almost there.â He grunted out, his hips rolling into yours until he could pick up his pace again.
You felt so overstimulated, your eyes rolling to the back of your head as you let him use your body like a toy. You leaned back against the wall again, your body bouncing delicious to every thrust of his. Xavier watched where he entered you, a creamy white ring forming around the base of his cock as evidence of your release.
He groaned, âWhere can I cum, starlight?â He said, not even knowing if heâd have the strength to pull out at this point.
Your entire body was buzzing and you could barely hear him with the blood rushing in your ears, âI-inside please, fuck Xav so close.â You murmured, your words coming out slurred as you felt a different tension in you. It wasnât how you normally felt when you came and you squeezed your eyes, the pleasure getting to almost be too much.
Xavier let out an almost guttural growl as he bucked his hips into yours a few more times, his cock twitching with every rope of cum he shot into your tight heat. It was too much for you, your walls clamping down again as warm tears fell down your cheeks.
This time you felt a rush leave you, liquid squirting out of your cunt as you soaked his abs and lap in your juices. Xavier just watched, absolutely mesmerized by your release, his eyes widening as he continued pumping into you a few more times until he could see your legs shaking and you began mumbling something about it being too much.
He pulled out of you slowly, your combined release dripping onto his pants and the floor as he grabbed your legs tighter once he realized they were going slack. He leaned in, peppering kisses all over your face and neck.
âDid so good for my, my star, my galaxy, my love.â Xavier said, helping you come down from your high. You didnât even realize the tears that had come out as you stared at him with glassy eyes.
âHow are you feeling?â He asked once you started to look a bit more coherent. You murmured something, leaning in to nuzzle against his neck.
âMâfineâŠâ You said, letting out a yawn. You felt absolutely spent and Xavier chuckled. You felt the cool wall leaving you as he began walking. You could hear him kicking off his pants that had probably been falling off his hips midway through your session.
You flinched at the fluorescent light as he flicked the switch on in the bathroom. He sat at the edge of the tub, turning on the water and feeling it to make sure it was the perfect temperature. You felt content, resting in his lap as the rushing water wanted to lull you off to sleep.
âHey, come on, wake up. I donât need you drowning in the bath.â Xavier teased, his soft voice wasnât helping but you did open your eyes to look at him. You felt your breath being taken away at the look in his eyes, it was such a soft gaze that you knew was reserved just for you.
âNot gonna drown.â You said with a small pout and Xavier couldnât help the small chuckle that escaped him as he leaned in and gave you a quick kiss. You instinctively went to follow his mouth and he shook his head.
âCareful, I donât know if you could handle another round if you get me riled up.â He said, a hand going to cup your cheek and wipe away the dried tears there. You were still pouting so he sighed, leaning in to kiss your forehead.
âYouâre joining me in the bath so itâs not like we have to worry about me drowning either way.â You pointed out to him.
âWho said Iâd be joining you?â He couldnât help but tease you. You just seemed so adorable at the moment.
âI did, obviously.â You said, then you tugged at his shirt, âCan we finally take this off?â You asked, noticing the bottom edge seemed to be absolutely soaked.
âThat seems like a good idea.â Xavier said, going to take it off of him. You easily balanced on his leg as he ripped the sports tank off and threw it over to the laundry basket he kept in the bathroom. You looked down to see the thin happy trail he had was also soaked and you gave him a confused look. You two had fucked a lot, and you hadnât seen his pelvis this wet before.
âWhy are you dripping?â You said, glancing at the droplets glistening off his abs.
Xavier smirked, âYou donât remember squirting all over me?â He asked, his innocent demeanor was crushed by his words. How someone could look like an angel while saying that was a mystery.
As his words settled in you felt embarrassed, your hand going to cover your mouth, âSay sike.â You finally uttered.
âItâs the truth, Starshine.â He teased, âIâll have to figure out how to recreate it another time so you can remember.â You groaned in despair and looked away.
âCan we forget that ever happened?â You murmured.
âNo can do, itâs engraved in my mind. I wonât bring it up though if youâd prefer.â He said and you huffed before pushing him a bit towards the tub.
âFineâŠnow letâs get cleaned offâŠand then watch a movie on the couch.â Those demands seemed good with Xavier as he dragged you into the warm water below, content to have you snuggled against his chest as he worked on getting you both cleaned.
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I want to start running...any tips?
I WAS BORN TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. Thank you so much for asking! Unfortunately, I am a nerd about my hobbies so this got quite long.
Keep it simple âš
Running is easy to get into; our bodies are built for it. Donât stress over technicalities and just do what feels natural to you. My local races are full of 70-something white-haired pensioners who are kicking ass at it. Donât let anyone tell you that running is meant to feel like dying, thatâll harm your knees, or that you absolutely need to have that specific smartwatch model to get into it. All you need is a solid pair of shoes, everything else is optional.
Medium effort is the way to go
The ideal aerobic running pace is a speed at which youâre able to hold a conversation, even if a bit winded. NO faster. If youâre able to sing along to your playlist or chat with a friend, thatâs your ideal running pace. If youâre gasping or wheezing, slow down! Youâll get a bit faster as your lung capacity gets better, but that shouldnât be a priority unless you want to train for a race. You get most of the health benefits of running just by keeping up a steady, sustainable, conversational pace.
Walking breaks are fine, actually
Thatâs the reason why I donât love C25K as a beginner program â the way itâs structured sort of implies that walking breaks are something you should grow out of to become a more experienced runner. If you need to walk for a bit, go ahead.
If possible, jogging is preferable, just because the mechanics of even a glacial-pace jog are more similar to running than those of a faster power walk, so you might try switching to a jog after a bit of a walking interval. But walking is not a failure; there are serious marathon training plans out there that use walk/run intervals as a viable strategy.
(Related: picking up speed helps you keep going! If you feel like you are completely drained, try speeding up for a very short interval, then slowing back down. Itâll often give you an energy boost to keep going)
Run for time, not distance â
Especially for beginners, I find that getting fixated on numbers can be counter productive, and the most important thing is to listen to your body. If youâre aiming to hit a certain mileage, you might get the urge to speed up at the end to get done faster. Instead, set yourself time-based goals and end every run with a cool down jog or walk.
SHOES!! đ
Good running shoes are essential, and pretty much the only fitness-related purchase on which Iâll always support dropping money. If you get to the point where youâre consistently running 10 km (6 miles) each week, youâll want to go to a running store â the kind of place where youâll get fitted, and theyâll have you try on models and jog on a treadmill to evaluate your gait and let you know which characteristics your ideal shoe needs. I canât stress enough how useful running store staff can be. Theyâre all running club nerds who LOVE getting new people into running, and they really want to help you find your ideal fit. Also get good running socks while youâre at it.
Be prepared to drop at least 100⏠(or equivalent currency) but they usually have a great return policy if the model isnât a good fit for you. Take care of your running shoes â maintenance, wearing them only for running, gentle cleansing etc â and the cushioning will last for quite a while (600km / 370miles at least). If you decide that you hate running, theyâre still great for walking around. Once you find your ideal shoe model, it gets a lot easier to shop for it during end-of-season sales, or looking for online bargains etc. I love stocking on end-of-series shoes and rotating them so theyâll last even longer, and I buy online quite often! Just make sure your FIRST pair is fitted, for ideal injury prevention and joint health.
Injury prevention đȘ
Iâd love to still be running 10k races when Iâm 70, but it takes some care to get there. When you run, youâre slamming your body weight up and down with every stride, and that might be hard on your joints if youâre not used to it. If youâre completely new to running, cap your runs at 15/20 minutes every other day. Do that even if you feel like you could keep going! If you have a good aerobic base already, you need to give your joints time to catch up with you lung capacity, and give your body time to recover. Do bodyweight exercises like lunges and planks and glute bridges to strengthen your core, legs, and hips. Dynamic stretches are great for warmups, and static stretches are better for cooling down. If you have the option, running on softer surface like grass or dirt is better than asphalt, which is better than concrete and pavements.
(If nothing of what Iâve said here makes sense to you, shoot me another ask, or look at some of the resources Iâve linked down below!)
Don't get bored! đ¶
I love running in groups. Running clubs are great. You can learn so much in a hands-on way from seriously experienced people, you can chat about gossip over a running job, and you can make some interesting friends. If you donât have access to a running community, then personally I love just chilling on a run by myself listening to an audiobook or podcast or exploring a certain area.
Running formâ
Donât stress about it. Just go out and move your body. Attempting to modify your ârunning formâ too quickly can do more harm than good. There ARE a few things you could pay attention to â I recommend trying to focus on one of these at a time for a minute or so, and alternate between them. After a while, itâll start to feel natural to keep track of all of them:
1. Donât slouch! But a slight lean forward is great.
2. Keep your shoulders pulled down and your upper back tense.
3. Swinging your arms in a way that helps with your stride is good, but I shouldnât feel forced.
4. Even breaths, inhaling through your mouth and expiring through your nose.
5. Take turns to check with every part of your body, and relax them in turn: are your jaw and neck too tense? Are your fists tight?
6. Donât overstride! shorter strides with quicker leg turnover are better than huge strides that feel awkward to you.
7. Use your glutes to drive up the motion of your legs, not just your quads. This can take a while to get used to, but itâs a game-changer.
8. ENGAGE YOUR CORE. This is a great skill to develop whether you work out or are just existing in the world â basically, let your inner abdominal muscles help you carry your weight forward. This is VERY intuitive once you know how to do it, but itâs hard to get a grasp of it if you donât know what it means, so here are some resources about it.
an extremely fucking comprehensive article that improved my life and eased my big-boobs back pain
similar content but in video form
a running-specific form video
Personally, learning to do this made me feel like I unlocked a superpower. Go forth and brace.
Accessories and tips đ€
Like I said above, the only thing I really suggest spending money on for real is running shoes. Everything else is details! However, Iâm nothing if not wordy I have Thoughts about those details, too.
Run tracking: I suggest downloading Runkeeper if you want to keep track of your runs â itâs free, intuitive, and solid! If you decide to get into wearables, a low-level Garmin >>>>> anything else.
Self-care: use sunscreen and/or thick face cream as needed. Stop to sip at a public fountain if needed. Get a small fanny pack to hold your phone, keys, or lip balm if needed. If chafing is an issue, anti-glide gel is relatively affordable.
Outfits etc: I get all my running gear and clothes from Decathlon â they are in most countries and ship worldwide. I especially love this thermal shirt for colder weather
Safety: if youâre running on the road, make sure to run in the opposite direction from traffic and to wear something bright. If you run with headphones near traffic, keep the volume down, or get over-the-ear conductor headsets. I love shokz, they're fantastic.
Post-run snack: eating something small and carb-heavy within 30 mins of a workout is great for kickstarting recovery. I love dried fruit personally.
Various resources đ
Routine basics: check out the r/running order of operations, which is a great âhow toâ guide to building a basic running routine. I also recommend that subreddit's wiki! Running programming gets exponentially more involved the more advanced you get, etc â if you ever have any questions, hit me up!
Dynamic stretching warmup: a quick leg swing workout to get your legs ready to go. If youâre feeling overachieving, hereâs a lunge warmup routine and a how-to bodyweight squat video.
Cooldown routine! Check out Strength and Mobility, a great post-run quick cooldown routine that includes some bodyweight exercises to strengthen your hips and core. Video included.
that's all, folks! đââïž
Sorry I got carried away! I love running. I love getting people into running. My mental health, cardiovascular system and my popping quads also love running. But FYI, some people hate running and that's also fine! If you decide itâs not for you, find something you like more. There are a lot of misconceptions out there and a lot of guilt-tripping and body shame-y rhetoric around exercising, especially aimed at women, and I want to make clear itâs all bullshit. Just have fun <3
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Hello Alexa! Hope your doing well as always seems like your not lacking requests so put the other requests before my own âĄ
An idea came to me last night when I failed a test for the third time- and need to redo it, when I'm sad or something bad happens I go hide in my closet with blankets and pillows, like a child- so how would the whitebeard pirates or mihawk react to child dokusha hiding when their sad? Like their because they got in trouble or isn't allowed to go with the crew on an island and instead has to stay on the ship?
As someone who had gone through a lot in their early childhood I find these stories so comforting and sweet. I often find myself only opening Tumblr to see if you've posted. Remember to take care of yourself, because someone really cares about youâĄ
Solace and Comfort (Whitebeard pirates, Mihawk x gn!child!reader)
A/N Hey hey Holo! I absolutely love when you request and as a a ghank you for being such a sweetheart I went ahead and did both :) I also do the same thing, when im upset I like to find a closed or cozy space and just huddle up and hug my plushies. Your words really mean a lot, I appreciate them and it makes me so giddy.
Reader is replaced by Dokucha as a placeholder which stands for Reader in japanese
Dividers by @/saradika
Thatch found himself in his kitchen, preparing the next meal for his Captain. He made sure to take into account his current condition and choose the right ingredients to alleviate it.
"Hm, should I use kale or broccoli for this one?" he inquired to Izou, who had joined him earlier to escape the rowdiness of the crew as he completed maintenance in his pistols.
"I'm hardly the person you should ask Thatch."
"Kale it is," he exclaimed, beginning to chop down said vegetable, the tapping of the knife hitting the cupboard echoing around the otherwise quiet room
"Regardless, it is about time we addressed it, isn't it?" Izou spoke, pushing the lock back in his flintlock, a snap resounding across the kitchen
The chef stops chopping the kale at the comment, glancing up at his brother and letting out a sigh, putting the knife down
âI suppose so.â
âHow about it, Dokucha? Want to come out and talk about it?â The sniper called out, walking around the counter to stand next to Thatch
A few beats of silence filled the room after that statement until the sound of ruffling came from one of the cabinets in the kitchen as Dokucha slowly crawled out of it, a stuffed bird held tightly in their arms
âHow did you know I was here?â They mumbled, drying their teary eyes
âYou usually hide here when something happens,â Thatch answered, kneeling down
"You should consider branching out," added Izou with a smile
"Would you like a hug?" Thatch offered
They nod, running into his arms, cries escaping them as he crashes into him
Thatch hummed, wrapping his arms around them and picking them up, swinging them from side to side for a few minutes until their cries lessened
"What's going on?" Izou questioned, glancing at the child, who by this point had positioned their head on Thatch's shoulder and looking back at Izou
"I wanted to go with Ace," they sniffled
"I know you do, but he had a risky mission he had to go on," Izou replies gently
"Why?" they cried
âThey had something of ours, so Ace had to get it back.â
âI wanted to go with Big Brother too!â They cried, beginning to struggle against Thatchâs embrace
âLet me go!â They scream, beginning to throw punches his way
âHey, Hey, itâs okay,â the man reassured them, tightening their hold, ignoring the shrill screams that now escaped them
âHey, Hey, Dokucha, he always comes back, just like he came back from his previous mission and the one before. Just like I come back, just like Izou, and everyone will come back. But we need to calm down so we can welcome them back.â
âWe would love to take you with us, Dokucha, but we want to keep you safe even more; we couldnât bear something happening to you,â Izou continues, rubbing the childâs head
They sniffle, relaxing in their hold
âHey, how about we go see Pops?â Thatch suggests
âPapaw?â
âYeah, Iâm almost finished with his meal; how about you come with us to deliver it?â
âOkayâ
âPops, food is ready; we had special help today.â thatch announced approaching the man
Whitebeard glances down at the two commanders, about to ask what they mean, until he spots the âspecial helpâ running towards him
âPapaw!â
He grins, lifting the child up
âGurararara, what brings you here, Dokucha?â he questions, glancing down at his sixteenth commander as he spoke
âWe were having a hard time earlier wanted to go with Ace.â
âGurarara, why would you be upset about such a thing brat?â
They shrug
âHas the boy ever broken his promise to come back?â
âNoâŠâ
âHas he ever lied to you?â
âNoâŠâ
âThen why were you throwing a fit?â
âI didnât throw a fit!â
âSounds like you didâ
âYouâre mean, Papaw!â
âItâs called tough love.â
âItâs being mean!â
âIf thatâs the case, are you not coming to the celebration when he does return?â
âI want to!â
âAre we done with the fits?â
âYeah!â
âDid someone say celebration? I could use some grub,â a voice joins in
Dokucha beams, jumping off Whitebeard's hand and crashing into Ace
âAce! Youâre back!â
âJust like I promised.â
âWhere are they?â
The human drills look at each other nervously and turn back to the swordsman, letting out a string of hoots and sneers.
Mihawk narrows his eyes at this
âIs that the answer you wish to go with?â He said, pulling out Yoru from his back and pointing it against the apes
âI will allow you to try again; where are they? I am well aware this is where they run to when they grow upset.â
In response, the human drills sounds escalate as they pull out their own weapons, only to stop as a small voice joins in
âItâs okay, Ezra, Enrique.â A small child wrapped in a blanket spoke, patting the apes, effectively calming them Down as they slowly lowered their weapons
âDonât hurt them, Papa,â they mumble, hugging their blanket closer to them
He sighs, sheathing Yoru once again and extending his hand toward the child
The child wobbles their way to their father, taking hold of their hand and looking back at the human drills, sending a wave their way
As they walked on, the only sound that could be heard was the sounds of the forest around them as insects and birds chirped together, the sound of the human drills still reaching their ears, and the sound of Dokuchaâs blanket being dragged as they walked next to the warlord.
âAre you going to tell me why you ran off?â he spoke, breaking the silence between them
He sighs at the silence that followed, pausing to pick up the child and place them on his hip, in turn the child leans their head against his shoulder
âIs this about the sword practice you were doing before?â He inquired, letting out a hum as the child nodded their head against his shoulder
âCan you tell me about it?â
âI canât do it,â he mumbles
âDo what?â
âI canât make the sword cut like Papaâs.â
âIs that what this is about?â
âYeahâ
âThat kind of precision takes practice, it takes time,â he explains
âBut I want to be strong like you!â They cried, leaning back and glancing up at him
His eyes soften at this, halting his walking as he puts all his attention on the child
âI know you do,â he said, wiping the tears that began falling from their eyes
âBut one cannot simply master the sword overnight.â
âNot even Papa?.â
âNo, I am not an exception to the statement. I had to train for years to be able to reach my current state, and I donât doubt you will one day surpass me; that day is just not today.â
They frown at that, lying their head on their shoulder again
âHow about we begin with the move you were attempting before?â
âPapa will teach me?â They exclaimed, shooting up
He chuckles
âYou should have asked; I am never below teaching you the way of the sword.â
They grin, hugging his neck tightly
âI love you, Papa.â
âI love you too, dearest.â
Here we go! Two for two!! These are really cozy ones, loved how the Mihawk one turned out
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How would Vox or Velvette be with a reader who looks like a princess, has never gotten her hands dirty, who can blood bend and has a mean streak, often making some souls slap themselves?
Velvette
Sheâs high maintenance. Youâre high maintenance. You can both be high maintenance together!
She absolutely wants you to model for her.
She makes so many lines with your inspiration in there somewhere.
The year any royalty comes to Hell, she will further the sting of death by making an actual princess dress like that is literally just inspired by you and you alone.
She also compliments your hands. She loves how soft and smooth they are.
Constant manicures together and rotating through different nail sets.
No one will ever catch the two of you slacking.
When you snap though. Oh, she loves it.
Absolutely gets out her phone and livestreams it.
âThis is why no one messes with my partner.â
The implication being not that she will come after them but that you will.
Absolutely smothers you in kisses later.
The first time you ever lost your temper around her, just a couple months later there was a lingerie launch that came out, very clearly inspired by you.
Vox
He spoils you. You deserve it.
Anything you want, youâve got.
Youâre his darling princess. You deserve everything.
Prepare to be pampered to the fucking heavens.
He adores you and lets you know it and others as well by a result.
Half of his Sinstagram posts are just the most breathtaking pictures of you and the other half are advertisements and Vark. He normally tries to combine the three.
However, one day some stupid souls try to rest you.
He was busy in a meeting but he had a screen tracking you open and his face call with the person open on the other.
As soon as he noticed the person talking to you was a threat, the face call ended and he was by your side but he was too late.
You were already controlling the personâs movements, forcing them to slap themself to the point of bruises.
He stood behind you and let you do your thing, absolutely enthralled.
âAre you alright, princess? Yes. Good.â
Prepare to get pulled into a bruising kiss and teleported away somewhere else.
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HES Trio Headcanons (the third)
That's right guys, another one (my brain is rotted). These three live in my head rent free
some the Shane ones are sad again, sorry
Elliott
-had a pet hermit crab as a kid, he's always been a friend of the crabs!
- prefers fancy, decorative candles to scented ones. The prettier the better!
- trying his best to make his room look like Howls from Howls Moving Castle. That clutter of beautiful trinkets is exactly what he wants for a setup
- loves wearing his hair in braids, but is terrible at doing braids on himself. He usually asks Leah
- Willy is like a father to him. His bio father was not a kind man, and Willy is everything he wished his father could be and more
- Willy taught him how to fish too, and he's actually pretty good at it!
- very into a "method acting" style of writing, as in he'll live like a character he's trying to write for a while until he feels like he can realistically interpret them in his writing
- faked a British accent for about a month in middle school because he thought it sounded very sophisticated and artsy
Harvey
- won't tell anyone, but he enjoys little Saturday morning cartoons now and then. It reminds him of the moments of joy he felt when he was little and he cherishes that
- tried to shave off his mustache once and seeing how he looked without it scared him so bad he vowed not to do it again. It looks so bad đđ
- wears that Ebenezer scrooge lookin nightgown and cap unironically, swears that it helps him sleep better
- lactose intolerant and has a gluten allergy. He doesn't like cheese and baked goods because of it, they make him really sick
- that being said, if u made/bought him gluten free stuff he would act like he owes his life to you
- once he was at the library at the same time Penny was tutoring the kids. It was during free reading time and Vincent told him he looked like a character in the book he was reading. It was Geronimo Stilton. Harvey has still not recovered from that
- really wanted siblings as a little kid but never had them, so he created an imaginary friend for himself and pretended to go on aviation missions with them
- has a lil gap between his front teeth, he gets a bit shy about it, but it's cute when he smiles and you can see it
Shane
- I changed my height headcanon, bro is 5'3 now
- his ENTIRE family is very short, his mom and Marnie are 5'0. Jas' parents were tall though so once she's older she's absolutely towering over Marnie and Shane
- had very long hair before taking in Jas. For many reasons, especially maintenance, he's kept it short since adopting her
- Him stealing food from Joja is a habit built from necessity, from the time before he moved back in with Marnie. He got to the point financially that he was often stealing food for him and Jas, because he was often forced to choose between groceries and paying rent.
- he's not a vegetarian, but he refuses to eat chicken specifically. Everytime he tries, he just can't bring himself to do it. He loves chickens too much
- even then, he still ate very little. Stealing was risky and he wanted to make sure Jas was given what she needed first. He always had her eat first, and would eat whatever she didn't, like crusts or veggies she didn't like. The night he moved back in with Marnie was the first time he had an actual meal in about a year
- After he starts recovery, he tries to be better friends with Penny given that she's Jas' teacher. She isn't very interested in being close with him, but he still tries to be friendly
- has an arsenal of dad jokes at the ready at any given moment, you are not prepared for how corny this man gets
- forever salty that LEWIS of all people is beating him on the junimo kart leaderboards
- He and Sam have a workplace besties kinda relationship. They still stay pretty good friends after Joja closes, Shane goes to all of his bands shows to show support
- the only festivals he really cares about are the egg festival, luau and Stardew valley fair. The rest he'll go to because it makes Jas and Marnie happy, but those three he has a passion for
#stardew valley#sdv#hes trio#stardew valley shane#sdv shane#sdv elliott#stardew valley harvey#sdv harvey#elliot stardew valley#stardew harvey#stardew valley elliott#Stardew Valley headcanons
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THE DRAMA THAT THE REVEAL WOULD CAUSE
I need Ophelia to NEVER leave her armor the moment Megatron is on board and it throws everyone for a loop. Like they were just getting used to Minimus Ambus coming out of the armor every now and then suddenly they have to start craning their neck to look up at Ophelia. No one questions it, sheâs small and practically grew up during the war, maybe this is just her way of feeling safe with the tyrant on board now. Â
I need Ratchet and Chromdome to give each other increasingly awkward looks the longer it goes on. Megatron is totally unaware that the child he abandoned is staring him right in the face.
And I need someone to snap. Someone who watched Ophelia grow up and saw how Megatron's abandonment affected her. Maybe it's not about Ophelia to start with at all, maybe it's about war, the stress, the complete lack of justice he faced for his crimes and while theyâre ranting they throw in the cherry on top that is Ophelia without thinking.
I need the realization, the awkward attempts at reconciliation, THE FUCKING ANSWERS
And I need the crew's reaction
Only certain crewmebers KNOW Ophelia's true story.
Others just know about the tiny minibot piloting a war machine and takes strolls around the ship every other day humming to human music.
Hope you enjoy!
Ophelia's identity reveal?
SFW, Platonic, Slight Angst, Familial, Cybertronian reader
MTMTE
With the arrival of Megatron, it brought certain changes in the ship.
One being the introduction to the status of âCo-captainâ.
Ophelia had a feeling Rodimus was behind that change, or at least had an influence.
Another was how many bots started making graffiti and saying⊠certain things to the ex-warlordâs face.
All which he never said anything back.
Many of the lonelier bots soon started to group up, making it a bit difficult for Megatron to âmake friends.
And many bots on the ship realized that Ophelia was staying in the suit for much longer.
Ophelia sitting with Perceptor at the bar. Perceptor: âHow long have you been in there?â Ophelia: âWhat?â Perceptor: âThe frame. Doesnât it need maintenance soon? You usually have Ratchet take the suââ Ophelia quickly gives him a look at Megatron and shakes her helm. Thankfully he got the message. Ophelia coughs a bit. Ophelia: âThankfully there hasnât been any âbigâ has happened yet, so we can keep maintenance off for a bit longer.â Perceptor: âAs long as you get it maintainedâŠâ Ophelia: âI will Percy.â Perceptor sighs at the nickname as Ophelia giggled a bit.
Ophelia refused to leave her armor.
She got away with her name already.
Thank Primus, he never gave her an actual name.
But if he SAW her?
Sure, there was a change in her kibble and slight armor modification, but Megatron would definitely recognize her.
âŠright?
Still, not worth taking the riskâŠ
She figured to take the suit off in private, but now with Ravage on board, it changed plans.
The minibot already heard around that Ravage found her smell to be familiar.
It scared her more than dealing with any six-changer head on.
What if he found out who she really was and told Megatron?
What would he do to her if he found out?
Many of the bots who knew her relation with Megatron often found themselves giving each other long stares whenever the ex-war lord came within 10 feet from her.
Sometimes even acting when she looked uncomfortable.
Chromedome is having a drink at Swerveâs with Rewind. Suddenly feels like someone is staring at him and looks around. Ratchet was looking at him and glancing behind him. Chromedome sees Ophelia⊠and Ravage. Ophelia notices Ravage coming closer to her side. She tenses up a bit trying to think of an excuse to leave. A servo suddenly pats her servo. Chromedome: âHey âLia, Rewind wants to ask you some questions.â He begins to pull her away from the bar and away from the felicon. Ophelia gently squeezes his servo. Ophelia: âThanks Domey.â Chromedome squeezes back. Chromedome: âNo problem kid.â
The small group was not prepared for a random drunk bot to be the cause of Opheliaâs near reveal.
It was another night at Swerveâs.
Several bots were at the bar.
Engex was being poured.
And drunken bots spoke their minds.
This random bot came up, stumbling, to Megatron and started cursing him out about starting the war, how it affected them and other bots around them.
Whirl saw this as a moment to throw a bot out (he had been itching to throw someone out for a few minutes).
But when the bot started going after Whirl things started heating up.
Random bot: âAnd what is it to ya Whirl!? You should just stay outta this.â Whirl: âThe only reason you arenât face down on the floor is because I choose not to indulge in bits of violence⊠for now. SO, unless you really want these claws, I suggest you get your sorry metal hide and beat it!â The random bot laughs. Random bot: âPlease! Youâre about as useless as Opheliaââ SLAP! Whirl stood over the bot angerly. Whirl: âKeep her name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!â Random bot: âWhat? You donât want to here how much of a wash up that littleââ Megatron stands behind Whirl and looks down at the bot. Megatron: âI suggest you consider your next words carefully.â Random bot getting up: âSo you can hit me? No blast me with your fusion cannon? Why defend someone you barely met?! Why?! Why stand up for a small bot who has nothing to do with you!â Megatron feels a familiar pang of guilt in his spark for some reason. The words sounded familiar⊠Megatron: âOphelia is far from a little bot as you put it. And I guarantee you a bot worthy of her title on this ship.â Random bot: âYou seriously donât know?â Whirlâs optic shrinks. Random bot: âYour little friend is actuallyââ Whirl: âAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!â WHAM! The bot was now getting beaten to a pulp. Later in the medbay⊠Ratchet was tending to Whirlâs injured claw. Magnus enters the medbay. Whirl: âListen Magnus, Iâll cut to the chase. Yes, I beat the sorry sod into a pulp. No, I donât regret it. And I would do it again.â Magnus looks at Ratchet. Ratchet: âThe bot was going to tell Megatron about Opheliaâs⊠situation.â Magnus widens his optics a bit. Magnus: âI seeâŠâ He turns to Whirl. Magnus: âReport to my office when you are treated. I will give you the data pads you will need to distribute for the day.â Whirl looked at him confused. Whirl: âNo brig time? Who are you and what have you done with Ultra Magnus.â Magnus: âYou were protecting a vulnerable crewmate. While there were OTHER ways to deal with the situation⊠what you did helped Ophelia.â Magnus leaves the room. Whirl: ââŠI think that was a thank you.â Ratchet: âIt was.â
Ophelia, while she was not happy that Whirl got hurt because of her, was also extremely thankful for the copter.
Deep down she was going to have to confront her father about... everything that had happened between them.
Rung was going to have a field day with that.
Whether it be on her terms or in a forced situation.
The best-case scenario, Megatron forgot he had a sparkling.
A scenario that flushed down the drain when she accidentally overheard Megatron mention Terminus.
Oh, Primus give her strength⊠this was not going to end wellâŠ
This is how Whirl punched the random bot before going in for the true beating.
#transformers x reader#maccadam#bot buddy#mtmte x reader#mtmte x platonic reader#mtmte ophelia#ophelia
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Hey do you have any tips for making my garden very low maintenance but still productive. I have a large raised bed and a field with very good soil quality but I just don't have the energy to garden all the time. They both get lots of sun.
These tips are mostly focused on reducing the maintenance required in weeding and watering, which are often the two biggest things that gardeners end up doing to maintain gardens. These tips are also fairly general. As always, if you have more specific questions, please feel free to send in another ask with more details!
Mulch is my go-to method to reduce weeding and watering. Putting mulch around your plants helps keep water from evaporating out of the soil and makes it a lot harder for weeds to grow. This doesn't have to be fancy expensive mulch either - lawn clippings or wet newspaper work just fine (and I would argue better than traditional wood chip mulch).
Soaker hoses are a low-effort way to water, especially if your garden is large. Depending on your setup, watering the garden could be as simple as turning on a spigot.
The Ruth Stout method is an entire gardening method that combines mulching and no-dig techniques to grow plants with minimal effort. An overview here.
Grow native plants. They're already adapted to the growing conditions of your area and tend to grow well with little human input. If you're in the US, your local county extension office can help you pick options and possibly source seeds.
Similar to the last point, choose hardy, low-maintenance plants. I'm using vegetable examples here since that's most of what I grow personally: Beans, peppers, greens like lettuce and spinach, summer squashes like zucchini, and many herbs tend to grow perfectly fine if you throw the seeds at dirt and water them occasionally. Potatoes, carrots, onions, and tomatoes either require special soil preparation or tend to need more maintenance and care while growing to deal with pests or disease. Find the overlap between what grows well in your climate and growing season and what doesn't require a lot of maintenance or preparation.
Look into permaculture gardening principles. A running permaculture garden should be fairly low-maintenance, but it can take a lot of energy and effort to get it going, which may not be the best fit for what you need. However, there are a lot of overlapping concepts in permaculture. You may find things you can implement in your garden to reduce how much energy you have to put into it without going full permaculture. One intro here, another here; I'm also a huge fan of Heather Jo Flores and Food Not Lawns as resources.
I hope this helps! Followers, please chime in with any tips you may have.
- Mod J
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