#just another day at the office

[ineffablerainstorm]

Imagine you just got a promotion. You are very excited, because you have been waiting for this for years and years. For the new position you are transferred to London and move into a very fancy company apartment in Mayfair.

Only to get there and find mail piling up on the doorstep, all the previous tenant’s weird furniture still there and this thing in the hallway:

Shax *on the phone with Crowley*: "So if the hot water isn't working which button do you have to press? And also: WHY IS THERE A STATUE OF YOU AND AZIRAPHALE DOING IT IN THE BLOODY HALLWAY?

Crowley: "It's art. Evil triumphing over good, actually."

Shax: "Are you kidding me? They are naked."

Crowley: "They are wrestling."

Shax: "Get that thing out of my flat. NOW!"

Crowley: "Nope." *hangs up*

[msburgundy]

[an-ivy-covered-summer]

sometimes girls play midnight memories and get sucked into a time machine that takes them ten years in the past and they desperately want to be 20 again, not because they want to be younger or because they don’t like who they are now, but because they miss the comfort of hanging out with their best friend everyday, reading with them the most recent update of a poorly written fic, knowing that the biggest of their problems was running out of storage to save more pictures of one direction and having forgotten to bring tea to their tea party, but not caring anyway because they knew they had all the time in the world to walk together to the store to buy it and go back home to gossip and watch videos all afternoon. girls are overcome with nostalgia, one might say.

[ofwraithsandwords]

Imagine being a murder god’s best warrior that’s getting ready to take over the world and some big saucy monk with their tits out shows up just to crit you for 69 damage at 19% accuracy while your two arch enemies are right there. I know Bhaal was watching and got second-hand embarrassment so bad he had to leave the room.

There’s just no coming back from that.

[evilhorse]

Just another day at the office.

[brewed-pangolin]

The laziness of many, will always fall onto the shoulders of the few.

[antipl3asure]

i saw a dead bird today

[frenchtoastcomix]

[happy-mokka]

Sweets work as well.

[charles-coven]

Sooooo. The deranged robot sort of lost his mind after being experimented on severely by….( a different ccrp timeline) and….he really wants revenge.

Then there’s a naive tinky who basically is very trusting of humanity…..but…his older brother is super protective

Oh shit. Anon, what do you suggest I deal with first, the lords in black or a crazed robot.

[itsnotacostume]

we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?

[office-frolics]

#just another day at the office

libertas perfundet omnia luce

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

really love how in hla if you refuse to put on russell's headset at the start of the game, he will have various unique lines of dialogue trying to convince you to put it on (in classic valve fashion), except one of the lines is "it's me, your dad's friend from work!" russell never worked at black mesa so when he says "work" he's referring to. leading an underground rebellion against the alien empire that has conquered earth

[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[office-frolics]

lunch break

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[bird-inacage]

A Fortpeat Gifset | Like Father, Like Son

Fort: [Aggressively Bites] [Aggressively Sulks]

There is just no way this kid isn't part dog. Did you see the stubborn way his son Tangsan bit into that toy and refused to let go?? Hmm remind us of anyone we know?