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Comfort thermos anyone? Author (that's a secret, don't tell anyone) Anthony J. Crowley has spent the last eight months writing a novel about an angel and a demon. Or rather he's been quietly pining for a certain bookseller and taking far too much inspiration from real life.

Now, how does he end up with a gifted thermos? Did anyone go too fast? And how flustered will Aziraphale be when he sees this selfie? Find out in chapter 14 of my human AU Sweeter than Fiction.

The amazing @pookasluagh has brought this selfie to life! Thank you so much my dear! <3

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I wish I could boop as snek Crowley

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Doodled another scene from the awesome Good Omens / Staged crossover When Worlds Collide, by the talented @somewhere-in-wales 😊 Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves unexpectedly transported to the set of GO1, where they bump into Michael* and David* who are filming Good Omens. ( *their Staged personalities ) Dialogue from Chapter 5:

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Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves unexpectedly transported to the set of Good Omens (S1). In order not to draw any unwanted attention when leaving the set, they decide to dress as Michael and David. Michael returns first in the outfit he arrived in that day....

Part of a scene from the awesome Good Omens / Staged crossover ´When Worlds Collide´ by @somewhere-in-wales I just had to doodle this, sorry 🙈

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After Crowley drinks the laudanum, he gets pulled down to Hell for punishment. But what if a certain Angel still had a tight hold of his waist when it happened?

In the depths of darkness, they face torturous beasts, HellFire, personal demons and a Lord of Hell in their bid to escape.

Featuring a long-suffering Lord of the Flies, wall-pinning and (consenting) undressing (not sexual... okay, it's a bit sexual).

Words: 15,065

Status: Complete

Rating: Mature

@somewhere-in-wales

Art Credit: The Resurrection by Gustave Doré

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Now have you ever thought about what happened AFTER the bath? He can’t switch back with Crowley if there is still holy water on his clothes. And his skin….

Conclusion: Aziraphale had to shower as Crowley and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You ever think the whole "can I take the jacket off" was an excuse for Aziraphale to undress Crowley. He has never seen this much skin

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When Crowley accidentally invented cyber attacks to crash hells digital filing system, he didn’t factor in how that might come back to haunt him.

Today Crowley was reading too many stories and accidentally crashed AO3.

@meanwhile-in-hell

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What is this madness about? Chapter 6 of my GO human AU is up!

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Today Crowley got his email invite for AO3 and was pleasantly surprised no one else had GoldenEyes007.

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I'm sorry @beerok23 what exactly is Gabriel witnessing?!?! 😳😂

This is cool! I would def go hang out with Chris and Luce in Me and the Devil! Although maybe not if that meant working for heaven or hell 😂 I'd just join the garden parties!

@pookasluagh what about you?

you get put in one of the fics you've written (can be an existing character or yourself as an extra or whatever) which if ur fics would you prefer if you got to pic?

that’s a super cool ask thank you!!!

i’d choose a destiel fic i wrote with @emeraldcas called changing channels: queer premiere in which dean and cas get thrown into the world of different tv shows. i just think it would be really cool to meet so many characters irl

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#angel

Do you have a bookshop, but really don't like selling books? But then you also have to pay the bills (cause you're regrettably in a human AU and do not have miracle powers?)? It's high time you hired a Crowley to do some social media for you!

Wanna know what this is all about? Check out my current WIP!

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Hey @ineffabildaddy remember me? I’m here now, so where can I get that Talisker? 😂

sometimes i hate the fact that i have to go to work and not think about good omens for a while but then i remember i work in a bar that serves talisker in an area of london called angel, islington and i'm yeah they're always with me<3

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When you’re in London and don’t know what to do with yourself for the evening: just go sit on the bench!

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My gender is not a gender but I am a person

Wow well done phone I’ll take that!

@pookasluagh ? 😂

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

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Me randomly seeing this while on the Eurostar to London

Are you ready for the ineffable holidays?🧳✈️✨

Ineffable Husbands at Heathrow Airport🩷

"Come on, dear! We still have four souvenir shops to see!"

"Now I get why you forced me to arrive at the airport three bloody hours earlier..."

In three days I'll be in England for a two-weeks roundtrip, can't wait✨

ps. did you notice that Bentley also came along?🤭

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Fic Rec: Runaway Groom

So uhm have you ever read a fic, watched an old trailer and then felt the immediate urge to recreate it GO style? No? Well I have!

This lovely story by @beerok23 is the Aziracrow take on Runaway Bride. I didn't know how much I needed an old romcom rewritten as facfic until now! This makes a movie play in my head, seriously! Go read it!

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The Source of Drunkenness

“There we are,” Crowley said. “Let’s have a drink.”

“What? No!” Aziraphale said indignantly, but Crowley had already opened the door and was checking out his wine collection.

“Uhhh Châteauneuf-du-Pape,” he exclaimed. “And from 2007 too! That’s an excellent vintage! Couldn’t get any from that year.”

“Yes, I had them for a while… hang on! You know wine?”

“Course.”

Aziraphale narrowed his eyes. “And you aren’t just saying that to make me drink it?”

Crowley turned, hands on hips. “Really angel? Aren’t you being a bit prejudiced? You don’t think a guy like me can like good wine?”

“I’d have taken you for an ‘as long as it gets me sloshed’ sort of person,” Aziraphale muttered. “And don’t call me angel.”

“Rude!” Crowley grinned. “C’mon angel.” He turned again to pick up the bottle. “You can’t deny me a taste of the 2007er. Sharing is a virtue.”

“Oh alright then you fiend.” Aziraphale relented. “One glass. And I expect you to exclaim in delight with every mouthful.”

“Deal!”

A few minutes later... ⬇️

Context? Chapter 3 of my GO human AU is up! In which Crowley is an author who gets a little too inspired by a certain real-life angel...