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This is hilarious.

Sexperiment: Giggle 'til you orgasm

when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

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Decades of routine and daily closeness. Like a well oiled machine. Handing each other things without asking. Finishing each other's sentences. Reading even minimal mimics and body language. What a lovely thing to have resp. to aim for...few ever achieve this. Absolutely something to thrive for...

Payneland + handing things to each other Inspired by this post by @myiliterallyhavenolifegoals

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Mariah Magdalena enters...

JC: "Baby got back! Baby got back!"

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let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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No, they couldn't.

That's the whole point. Not yet.

If they felt unsafe and worried in the 4 years they had more freedom after Armageddon, how could they be more free after knowing Second Coming was already in the (pretty immediate) plans?

Crowley was randomly dragged to Hell by Beelzebub, reminding him they could bring him back anytime. That he wasn't free from them. Aziraphale was an anxious ball of fluff, trying to pretend everything was fine while checking on Crowley every other minute with whatever came to his mind and waiting for what happens next.

Well what happened was Gabriel being kicked from his top perch and they hid him. Without even knowing Gabe has taken a leaf from their own book and fell for the 'enemy'. This was never going to go unpunished though.

They escaped their executions with a trick, but how long was that going to last?

Something was always going to happen. The question was only how and when.

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I find it so funny that having Pike wear a black undershirt with the green wrap shirt implies that, it is the proper way to wear the uniform and that Kirk is wearing it like that for slut whore reasons

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fixated on this statue i saw in athens

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Friday.

TOMORROW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sure let’s ask the girl with the weird dreams and the big heart

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene