#jolly gumdrop

[thatoneweirdowhoknowstoomuch]

Candyland Stimboard

Past special interest eating me again AUUUUUGGGGHHHH-

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[littlbowbub]

Available to download on Patreon

Release Dates:

Choco Puds - 03.12 Mini Puds - 10.12 Bow Puds - 17.12 Public - 24.12

There are 2 versions, you can have both installed at the same time:

Gingerbreadhouse_BG - base game version, level 2 cooking skill Gingerbreadhouse_Baking - requires Get to Work, 3 decorate varients, level 3 baking skill

vegetarian safe & lactose free

available in restaurants

ingredients optional

uses prepped cookie dough optional (home chef sp)

There's a little extra fun with both gingerbread houses - your sims have the option to 'steal a gumdrop button'. They will do a 'nom nom' animation and get a playful buff getting them in a holly jolly mood for the holidays!

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Multi serving: max vertices 989/ polygons 1056 Single serving: max vertices 39/ polygons 41

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[sporesgalaxy]

[corroded-hellfire]

My Favorite Elf - Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: When you and Nancy go to the mall to finish up your Christmas shopping, the sound of a familiar voice leads you to a jolly surprise.

Note: I wrote this for @palomahasenteredthechat’s 12 Days of Joemas with the prompt “Is that velvet?” 💚❤️

Words: 1.4k

The holiday season at Starcourt Mall can be a chaotic nightmare on nights and weekends. Crowds so dense you can hardly see any of the mannequins modeling the latest looks at the GAP. It’s for this reason that you and Nancy decide to make a mall run straight from school one Tuesday afternoon. 

With most parents still at work and middle and elementary schools still in session, the mall is the calmest you’ve seen since before Halloween. You and Nancy plan on taking full advantage of getting all those last minute gifts you’ve been meaning to buy.

“Okay, I got the shoes,” Nancy says, jostling the brown paper bag in her hand in emphasis. “You wanted to go to Walden Books next?”

“Yeah!” you say. “I saw this book there the other day and I think Eddie would really like it.”

“Why didn’t you get it for him then?”

“He was with me,” you laugh. “As busy as it was, I still think he would’ve noticed me buying something.”

The bookstore is on the second floor, so you and Nancy have to take the escalators closest to the food court. Right before you lift your foot to hover over the silver steps, you hear a familiar voice coming from behind the escalators. 

“Are you ready? Come on, we’ll go up together.”

Your brow furrows in puzzlement, and Nancy turns to look at you with the same expression mirrored on her face. Together, you walk around to see what Eddie is doing at the mall and who he’s talking to.

A Winter Wonderland greets you and Nancy as you step around the towering escalators. The centerpiece is a life-size gingerbread house decorated with every type of candy you can think of. Colorful gumdrops frame the front door, pieces of licorice act as shutters to the icing windows, and oversized swirling lollipops stand around the house like a security team. 

Fake pine trees dot the scenery, their needles covered in fake snow. In fact, fake snow permeates about every spare inch on the display. It’s all around the platform and heavily dusted over the roof of the house. 

Sitting right in the middle of it all is the man himself: Santa Claus. He’s perched atop a large red throne smack dab in the middle of the wonderland. The entire display is surrounded by a white, glittery snowflake fence. 

There’s a girl dressed as an elf in a green tulle skirt and red tights standing behind a camera facing the big man. Your eyes then come across the best sight of all.

Your hand comes up to cover your enormous grin as you take in your boyfriend in his very own elf attire. The left half of his button up shirt is red, while the right half is entirely green. The same is true of the pants, just reversed; a green left leg and a red right leg. His hair is tucked up in a bun at the base of his neck and the rest of his curls are hidden by the green Santa hat on top of his head. The hat has golden jingle bells on the top and fake points to rest on top of Eddie’s ears to give the magical illusion of elf ears. The part that tickles you the most though is the shoes. They’re green with pointed toes that curl up, with a golden jingle bell attached to the tip of each. 

“Did you know he was working here?” Nancy asks you, a few giggles escaping her. 

“No!” You laugh but find it strange to look at his hands and see no chunky silver rings. 

The only people in the line to meet Santa are a little girl with long blonde hair, half up in a pink ribbon, and her mother. It’s understandable that there's hardly a crowd here on a Tuesday afternoon. The little girl looks scared and won’t let go of her mom’s hand no matter how much she encourages her. 

Eddie walks over to the girl and crouches down to her level.

“Hi. My name is Eddie. What’s your name?”

“Christina,” she answers softly.

“It’s nice to meet you, Christina. Are you a little nervous to meet Santa?”

She nods her head.

Eddie offers her his hand. “What if we go up there together?”

Christina still looks hesitant.

“You don’t have to be afraid of him,” Eddie says with a shake of his head. “He just wants to know what you want for Christmas so us elves can get to work on it. That is…if you’re on the nice list.” Eddie tilts his head and raises his eyebrows. “You have been good this year, right?”

“Yes.”

“That’s what I thought! Now, do you want to come up and tell Santa what you want?”

Christina stares at Eddie with wide blue eyes for a few moments before she nods her head. Eddie gives her a smile and extends his hand again. This time, Christina takes it. 

You watch as Eddie leads the small girl up to Santa and tells him her name. He crouches down and stays there until Christina seems more comfortable with Santa. When she climbs on his lap, Eddie steps aside so she can share what she wants with Santa in private. 

Once a picture has been snapped, Christina hops off of Santa’s lap and Eddie gives her a candy cane before she leaves the little Christmas village with her mom.

There’s nobody else in line to meet Santa, but he’s still scheduled to be there for another two hours according to the sign. The photographer elf starts cleaning up around her area and Eddie shuffles around his small space, looking for something to do. You take the opportunity to walk closer to the magical scene, Nancy right behind you.

“And here I thought Hermey the little elf dentist was the cutest elf I’ve ever seen,” you say as you approach the fence.

Eddie looks up and you immediately see his cheeks darken, but he gives you a bright smile.

“What’re you doing here?” he asks.

“Shopping,” Nancy answers, holding up her bags as proof.

“What’re you doing here?” you ask, looking at all the festiveness around him.

“I’m just here for the candy canes.” He laughs when you pinch your eyebrows together. “Figured I’d get a holiday job and make some extra money.”

“What for?” you ask, knowing there’s nothing you want that could cost more than a few dollars. And that Wayne will probably just get a new mug. Again.

“Well,” Eddie says with a shrug. “I know your favorite band is starting a tour next month…”

“My favorite band besides Corroded Coffin,” you say, pointing an index finger at him.

“Yes, of course, that goes without saying.”

“Eddie, you didn’t have to do this,” you tell him, though your heart grows three sizes at the gesture.

“I wanted to,” he says with a bashful shrug. 

You peek behind the gingerbread house and raise your eyebrows at Eddie when you see it’s away from any possible prying eyes. He chuckles and nods his head in that direction.

“Be right back,” you tell Nancy.

“Take your time,” she teases.

Eddie helps you over the snowflake fence and you take another look at his costume. He looks even cuter in it closer up.

“Is that velvet?” you ask.

“No, thank God. Cotton. This already gets hot enough.”

“Look at my adorable elf boyfriend,” you say with a playful smirk.

His face starts to turn red as you wrap your arms around his neck. He places his hands on your waist and gives a small squeeze.

“You know,” you muse, tilting your head to the side. “You didn’t ask me.”

“Ask you what?”

“If I’ve been good this year.”

Eddie laughs and leans in to nudge his nose against yours.

“Because I already know the answer to that one. Pretty sure I contributed to it,” he says in a low voice, causing goosebumps to run down your arms.

He presses his lips over yours and holds you up against his body as he claims your mouth. Your hands slide into his hair, and it makes the green hat move, causing the little bell to jingle.

You pull away, unable to keep kissing because you’re full of giggles. Eddie sighs.

“Fine,” he whispers. “I guess we’ll just have to get naughty later then.”

[abnomi]

random assorted headcanons for Turbo because I like thinking and having fun !!!! 🎉

Read More to Find Out...or are you too scared?... i bet ur too scared ahaha youre too scared Lol! Hahaahaaa!!!

The steering wheel of his kart is covered in bite marks, similar to how one would bite their favorite pencil. he bites things to mark his territory because Nobody is gonna touch that unless they want all of his diseases (150+).

i just know he was fighting to restrain himself not to chew on any of the candy civilians

when it comes to music, he doesn't see the point of listening to it. he doesn't have enough patience to really take it in; to him, it's just a thing that exists and not much more than that ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ∵⁠ )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

adding onto that point, this guy listens to metal clanking sounds and loud engine roaring for entertainment because he likes things that would overstimulate any normal person. turbo is incredibly sensory-seeking and will do anything for The Sensations

someone should take him to a heavy rock concert i think it would change him a little. keep that thang on a leash

related to being sensory-seeking, i think he would absolutely love running his hands over random textures. if anyone has run their hands along a wall while walking alongside it...He does that...If u know u know... he is SO stimmy its unbelievable. Unreal.

very pain-tolerant. he'll whine and complain about it for attention, but physical hurt really doesnt bother him much until it gets in the way of what he wants to do.

funnily enough, he is very picky when it comes to temperature. he can handle getting ran over but if its 1° too hot or cold he'll start nagging and nagging for it to go back to normal. turbo really needs his own enclosure i think it'd do him a lot of good

this is a more popular headcanon and its canon-leaning, but he's an artist :-] he usually sticks to graffiti art because its generally considered more "rebellious and cool" but he also sketches cars, design decals, and other stuff when hes alone!

i would love to see his process of character designing king candy because i dont think he really knew what he was doing

he was just like "ok what does a generic king look like. uhhhhh.... 1, old and jolly like santa claus.... 2.... uhh crown..... 3......... purple.... FUCK YEAH im so good at this!!!!🔥🔥🔥"

i just noticed how his design has like 0 actual candy motifs aside from his bow being a candy wrapper and his shoes having those little gumdrop end pieces. what was he THINKING

while King Candy has a lisp, i think it's a coverup for his actual voice because of how goofy and recognizable it is. Overall its the same as his regular voice, he just gets silly with it. i noticed that he still does retain some of his lisp when hes screaming his lungs out at Vanellope, however, so maybe he genuinely does have a lisp that makes itself known when furious :3

another thing i noticed is how he hisses his S's. very cool very cool the reptilian

@/tasticturbo made a post abt how he has tinnitus from the constant noise in his game and i couldnt agree more

AND THE PRESCRIPTION GLASSES. where did he get those...he needs to See

side note, the aforementioned account has made so many interesting analyses on turbo and theyre all so insightful. i recommend u check them out

i think he gets migraines from stress. constant buzzing or pain flood his head but hes like "IDGAF i need to DO something at ALL TIMES no matter what"

hes like a shark in that way. if hes not moving he'll die instantly. idk a lot about sharks or if thats how it works srry but im going off of what the Worms are saying to me and i dont have much to work with

i think a really big contributer as to why he lacks in the self care department is because he fails to notice that something in his body is wrong. hes far too distracted on something he thinks is more important than remembering to Eat Food or Drink Water or Wash Himself or

he's like "WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT ALL OF THE TIME!!! I HATE MY LIFE" and he hasn't slept in 4 days

hes so me. Sorry.

i dont think turbo is necessarily suicidal, but the way he behaves shows a clear disregard for his own safety and wellbeing. he thinks that he knows what he needs but he really doesnt :-[ i think he has some kind of immortality complex, feeling untouchable and like nothing could get to him. as scared as he was when ralph was about to turn him into sloppy mush, he didnt take the threat very seriously. like it was some kind of joke

his kart regenerates every time his game starts up, so what if he smashed it into buildings for fun. He's the number one fan of car accidents. he is all about that shit

i think his living space would literally be a garage btw. its a place to sleep and a space for his car all in one!! he thinks its very convenient and awesome but i think he is coping. he has some old dingy stained sheetless mattress that he has never washed in his life and its covered in dirt and smoke particles. no wonder he has such heavy eye bags Dude Please

the turbo twins have a garage used in a similar way, and while its still pretty shitty, they still at least TRY to maintain it. they just fight a lot over who has to care of it. nobody taught them how to take turns ever

but this aint about them. maybe another day

i think that turbo would find comfort in garbage and keeping it around because its familiar to him. a big clean empty space would make him so mad and if anyone moves even an inch of scrap off to the side he will throw a fit. he generally doesnt pay attention to his surroundings but when its his personal space he is 1093 times more neurotic

i think the big empty castle he stole wouldve been a big transition for him. maybe it helped him clear his mind a little more to practice his tricky schemes...it helped him get more subtle

thats all i have for nowww ty for reading ^_^ if anyone else has any wacky ideas pleeeease tell me i would love to hear them!!

[thedeathlysallows]

Glow

Pairing: Loki x Fem!Reader (previously established as Sugar Plum)

Summary: And I'm standing here handing you my heart 'cause I couldn't wait anymore

Warnings: depressed reader, angst, smut. Loki using his shadow magic for nsfw purposes, degredation, spanking, bondage, possessive!Loki, hair pulling. Warnings aren't exhaustive

Here's a part 2 to Santa Baby for y'all. I hope it lives up to expectations!

The year passes by in a dull, painful blur of building toys, spreading Christmas cheer, and ignoring the ache in your chest that appears any time you think about Loki.

No phone call.

No letter.

Nothing.

All you have is the ghost of a memory that fades with each excruciatingly boring day.

You can't even practice your magic properly... since... ya know... he was your teacher. Honestly, someone should've picked up on that. You're not your brother who takes everything in stride and seems to perfect everything with the ease expected of a future Santa Claus. You aren't your mother who just knows what to do to make someone feel better and keeps the elves satisfied and cheery without breaking a sweat. You aren't your father who is Santa Claus and brings joy to every living being across the nine realms.

You're... an imposter in a family of saints.

No wonder Loki ditched you as soon as he fucked you.

That's all you deserve.

To be used and tossed aside.

"You okay over there, sugar plum?" Sprinkle peers at you with curious eyes and rosy cheeks.

You clear your throat and straighten your dress. "Just fine, Sprinkle. How's the blushing bride?"

Sprinkle perks up even more, her mouth stretching into a wide smile. "She's perfect! I love Mrs. Claus more than anything in the whole world, but I think your brother picked a good girl! She'll be the perfect Mrs. Claus when your parents retire and pass the title!"

Sprinkle continues chattering but you block her out. You love Sprinkle, you really do, but it's difficult to listen to her go on and on about how perfect your brother's soon to be wife is. You know how perfect she is. You knew it the moment she stepped foot in the North Pole. You could sense it. Sprinkle is right; she will be the perfect Mrs. Claus one day. She'll have beautiful children who will one day also pick the perfect spouse and the tradition will keep going for as long as the world still spins.

And you'll be somewhere watching.

"I need to go. I can hear them starting the music." You cut off Sprinkle before your chest can cave in from the nasty feeling brewing deep inside you.

Anxiety, Doctor Jolly called it.

(You aren't sure about him with his credentials being from Gumdrop University, but your dad swears he's "the best in the biz". You're pretty sure your dad only says that because good ol' Dr. Jolly always prescribes hot chocolate for almost any ailment of your dad's.)

You wind your way through the labyrinth that is your home, meeting the rest of your family at the front entryway. Red and green garland wrap around every available surface, silver tinsel dripping off various fixtures. If this was your wedding you probably would've requested more decorations, but Holly wanted to downplay the whole "Santa thing" as she called it.

"My family thinks they're in Canada," she confided in you last week. "I couldn't tell them the truth, could I?"

No, she couldn't, but you still feel bad she had to lie to her family.

And all for your brother.

Ew.

"Oh, sugar plum, there you are!" Your mother reaches out for you, running her eyes over your perfectly pleated red dress before nodding to herself. "Sprinkle did a wonderful job."

"As usual." You give her a tense smile and turn to Holly. "How are you?"

She nods, looking flushed and excited. "I'm good! I've been waiting months!"

Months.

Holly and your brother have known each other for months.

Loki's known you practically your entire life and you can't get him to talk to you anymore.

"-go sit down," your mother says.

You've clearly caught the tail end of a conversation, but you can't find it in you to care. She tugs on you, wrapping her hand in the crook of your elbow before stepping through the heavy oak doors to head into what your mother affectionately calls "the entertaining room". It sort of reminds you of the throne room in Asgard, but less austere and more homey with all the dark wood and soft fire light. It's decorated similar to the entry hall, with red, green, and silver covering everything. A giant Christmas tree sits in front of the staircase with yellow twinkling lights and various handmade ornaments.

"They made it after all, how lovely!" Your mother nudges you in the side, forcing you to look up from the red aisle runner.

You follow your mother's line of vision only to meet Thor's eyes. He gives you a broad smile and whispers something to the brunette woman sitting on his left side. She looks completely awestruck, taking in everything. Whoever she is, she must mean a lot to Thor if he risked bringing her to the wedding.

You look to Thor's right and your throat constricts. Loki sits with his back straight and legs crossed, lips curved down in a bored frown. He looks up at the same time you and your mother take your seats in the front row. Not even the comfy cream and silver chairs the elves worked so hard on for the wedding can relax you. Loki's eyes burn holes in the back of your skull through the entire ceremony. You even miss your dad pronouncing the happy couple man and wife, you're so desperate to find an escape route.

For an entire year you wanted so desperately for him to say anything to you, and now all you can think about is getting away.

How brave of you.

Face your problems head on, Doctor Jolly told you months ago. It sounded nice at the time. Helpful even. Now? Now not so much.

No, you'll make the rounds at your parents' side and then go hide in your room.

Good?

Good.

The assembled crowd migrates to the dining room and you try to lose Loki in the throng of bodies. Much to your displeasure, it doesn't work at all. In fact, it's like he's zeroed in on you and nothing can distract him from stalking you in the giant room. You dance around him, downing one glass of champagne followed by two more. Eventually, you lose him and feel your shoulders relax.

"Hello, sugar plum," Loki's low voice purrs in your ear.

The tension in your body comes back immediately. "What the fuck do you want?"

He puts his hand over his heart. "How nasty. Is that any way to treat an honored guest?"

"Honored guest?"

"That's what the invitation said."

"Well I sure as shit didn't write that." You pluck a sugar cookie off the tray of a passing elf. "If it had been up to me it would've said something like "stupid liars need not show up"."

He raises a brow. "Stupid liars?"

"Yeah, well, it's a work in progress. But you get the idea!"

"No, actually, I don't believe I do. What exactly did I lie about?"

"Good question! You-" you bite off the cookie, trying to buy yourself some time. Loki just looks at you, half expectant, half amused.

"Admit it," he goads you. "I haven't lied to you."

"You took my virginity," you accuse.

Loki shrugs nonchalantly. "Something anyone could've done, sugar plum."

"But they didn't!" A few people turn their heads curiously in your direction when they hear your raised voice, and your skin heats up in embarrassment. "I didn't let anyone else. I let you and then you just left me."

Loki's mask of cool indifference falters for a second before he slips it back in place. "Did it not occur to you that I was otherwise occupied?"

"Oh, so you finally made that move on Sif now that she's free from Thor?"

"Of all the stupid, childish things to come out of your mouth, that one might earn the top spot." Loki bends so his lips are right at your ear. "It's been no one but you for a year, sugar plum. Shall I prove it?"

You shove him away and tilt your chin in defiance. "Fuck off, Loki. I don't need you."

Without sparing a look back, you leave the dining room and head to your bedroom. You'd rather be alone forever than spend another second in a room with Loki. Besides, everyone is so busy with your brother and Holly that they won't notice you're gone.

Once in the safety of your bedroom, you strip out of your dress, the heavy red velvet pooling around your ankles. A simple green bathrobe sits on the edge of your bed, but before you can grab it, long fingers wrap around your wrist. Loki tugs you toward him with ease.

"I've certainly missed this sight," he purrs.

"How did you-"

"Magic, sugar plum. You would've sensed me sooner had you been practicing with your own."

"Sorry, my teacher fucked me and dumped me, so I've been a bit depressed."

Loki hums. "Yes, so Sprinkle cornered me and told me."

You genuinely have nothing else to say. An entire year of dreaming of this moment, and now it's here, and you can't think of a single thing to say.

"Speechless, darling? I do tend to have that effect on women." He's teasing you, trying to get you to say something, but you still can't find the words. "Come now, sugar plum. I'm sure you have more to say to me."

You open your mouth only to close it before opening it again. "I don't."

"Not even if I said I've missed you every second this past year? Not even if I said losing my mother didn't even compare to losing you?"

You heard about Frigga dying. You even attended her funeral. Loki had been nowhere in sight.

"I wanted you," he continues. "Every second of every day."

"You're lying," you say.

"How can you be so certain?"

"Because..." You swallow the lump in your throat and blink back the tears. "I'm nothing. I'm no one."

"Who's the liar now?"

Your eyes flicker up to meet his. "You know it's the truth."

Green flames flicker and dance in the depths of his gaze. "I've met many beings in my life, sugar plum, and most of them never deserved to exist. But you? You're not one of them."

"Loki, I don't feel-"

"No, you never do. You never feel anything, do you?" He's angry as he pulls you into his chest, his long fingers leaving their mark on the bare skin of your hips. "If you refuse to help yourself, sugar plum, I suppose it's up to me."

He walks you backwards until the backs of your thighs meet your soft bed. The two of you topple over onto it, Loki's body still pressed firmly to your own. Through his finely pressed suit you can feel every single inch of him. What little bit of his skin is exposed is hot, feverish almost.

"I wasn't avoiding you," Loki says with a snarl.

He presses hot kisses to the column of your throat in between words. Something cold and almost mist-like wraps around your wrists, pinning them in place. You look to either side and see large shadows the same shape as Loki looming over you. That's what holds your wrists down. That's what slithers across your breasts, toying with your nipples and leaving goosebumps all over your skin. His shadows.

You struggle to catch your breath. "Then what were you doing?"

"Preparing, darling."

"For what?"

Loki hums, trailing his fingers from your hips to the insides of your thighs. His touch is light, teasing. "For you. You're mine."

"Y-yours?"

He nods. "Mine."

He spreads your thighs, dragging a finger over your slit. His shadows still hold you firmly in place, allowing their master to do as he wishes with your exposed body.

"Tell me, darling," Loki purrs in your ear as he sinks two fingers deep in your cunt. "Why would I want anything that isn't absolutely perfect?"

You bite back a moan and squeeze your eyes shut. You've wanted this, dreamt of this, for a year... and now you're totally overwhelmed to have his attention again. As Loki's fingers pump in and out of you, you arch your back, your brain going foggy with lust.

"You're a goddess," he continues. His lips are right by your ear and he nips at your earlobe. "I've been searching for a place worthy of us for the past year. You were made to rule by my side."

Loki leans back, a flash of green momentarily joining the warm orange glow of the fireplace. His clothes disappear in the flash and he's back on you in a second.

"You were made for me," Loki whispers. The firelight catches the sharp angles of his face, softening his expression. His shadows disappear and it's just the two of you now. Loki withdraws his fingers from your cunt and strokes his cock. "Yes?"

You nod, eager to have him inside you. "Yes!"

"Mmm, good girl."

He flips you over onto your front and grips your ass, fingertips digging into your flesh. His cock prods and your soaked entrance and you moan into the sheets. One of his palms moves to rest against the small of your back while he uses the other to guide himself inside you. It feels so good, so right, to have Loki buried to the hilt inside you. You feel full. Complete.

"Loki," you moan out as you arch your back, fucking yourself on his cock. "Please!"

Loki strokes your hair before grabbing a fistful and yanking your head back. "So pretty when you beg, sugar plum. But a good whore uses her words. Tell me exactly what you want."

You continue bouncing your ass on his cock, desperate for any sort of friction. "Please, Loki, please fuck me please!"

"Is that all? You just want me to fuck you? Is that all you're worth? A hole for me to come in and throw away after?"

"Y-yes." It comes out as a question more than a statement.

Loki's hand comes down on your ass, a loud slap echoing through the room. "Wrong. What did I tell you that you are?"

"A goddess!"

"What else?"

When you take too long to answer he smacks your ass again. "What else?!"

"Yours," you cry out. "I'm yours."

Loki snaps his hips forward, meeting your own desperate grinding. "Fuck yes you are."

You let your upper body fall forward, relaxing into his smooth movements as he fucks into your cunt. He's thick and hard inside you and reaches spots you didn't even know existed. Your mind goes absolutely blank until the only thing that exists is the sensation of Loki inside you. He moans your name, praises falling from his lips.

So good, he says. Mine. All mine.

"L-Loki..." you gasp out his name as your orgasm washes through you, leaving your body tingling in its wake.

"Yes," Loki groans. "My perfect girl."

His cock twitches inside you as he comes, his body draping over yours in the aftermath of his own orgasm. His chest rises and falls quickly as he rolls to his side and pulls you with him.

"Are you leaving now?" You hate how small your voice sounds when you ask the question, but Loki's answer has you sighing in relief.

"Never again, sugar plum. As I said earlier, you're mine. Now and forever. In every lifetime."

[moonkit60633]

Oc posting

Meet Julier, Cherry and Piper, our protagonists for the first little arc of my candy world project!

During a years long war against the Hard Candy Kingdom, young Prince Julier of Gummy Kingdom is caught in a conspiracy that just might unravel the reason for this conflict, and who is really pulling the strings

More in-depth lore under the cut, but I won’t subject your dashboard to a super long post

Julier Haribo: A gumdrop candy prince who feels like he doesnt help as much in the war as his siblings. Kinda bratty. Insecure During a fight with his sister, He storms off with his entourage. Hes attacked on route, his men killed and he left for dead.

Cherry, a jolly rancher (hard) candy solider who left the army due to her not agreeing with its actions. Hard headed and bold. She’s blunt and serious, though much more soft hearted then she would like. On the road she comes across an overturned carriage and several dead bodies. While she’s looting anything useful off of them, she discovers that the Prince is alive. Against her better judgement she drags him to safety and patches him up the best she can

Piper, a white chocolate farmer who lived on the outskirts of its county. She’s soft spoken and level headed. Positive under pressure and a pretty damn good shot. She’s lonely on the farm without her siblings, feeling abandoned. She’s out working the field one day when she comes across a hard candy solider carrying an injured gumdrop on her back. Not one to turn away strangers, she offers them shelter and medical help. While she treating the gumdrop, they’re suddenly attacked by an unknown party and forced to flee. She now travels with them.

(Julier also finds a magic book and it lets him do magic, i have a whole magic system that based how colourful you are (see julier being green + pink while Cherry is monocoloured) and your state of mind)

After multiple close calls with both armies, as well as mysterious other, the trio eventually come across and joins the rebellion against the war. Hopefully to stop it once and forever

[upon-a-starry-night]

A Perfect Christmas Pt2

Pairing: WandaNat x Female! Reader

Summary: You're used to doing Christmas activities alone- but there's a certain couple who plan on changing that this year, and maybe you'll all get the Christmas gift you're really hoping for this year!

Pt1 

“So what were you doing baking alone?” The question caught you off guard. The three of you had been decorating your gingerbread houses for the last hour, Christmas music continued playing in the background as you all bantered playfully, throwing digs at each other's decoration choices. It wasn’t your fault neither of them were as good at using a piping bag as you were.

You stilled slightly, the gumdrop you were placing landing crookedly on your roof.

You picked up your frosting bag and idly played with it, thinking of something to say that wasn’t ‘I was trying not to think about how lonely I am'

You glanced over at the couple as they worked together to decorate their house, and one of them would occasionally glance over at you- an action you pointed out to them when you accused them of trying to steal your ideas earlier. You started piping little icing icicles to give yourself something to do to seem more nonchalant about the topic.

“I usually do these things alone” Both the women look up from their tasks to look over to you but you refused to meet their eyes, you already got a sympathy talk from Steve when he found you outside attempting to make a snowman by yourself.

“Sometimes another avenger will join in,” You thought back to how Steve helped you lift the snowballs when they got too heavy for you “but it’s not..” You stopped yourself, trying not to say something you’d regret or give away your crush that would potentially ruin your friendship with your favorite people.

“It’s not what?” You looked up to see Wanda looking at you curiously, both women were staring at you with slight frowns and a touch of something else in their eyes.

You took a soft sharp inhale in, their gazes were so strong and so… intimate.

You shook yourself out of the fantasy you were beginning to build on the way they looked at you, you’re just seeing things Y/n.

You stood up straighter “it’s nothing sorry, I didn’t mean to bring the mood down” You observed your Gingerbread house then looked over to theirs, clearing your throat you smiled over to them, tilting your head “Looks like we’re done! Let’s vote on who wins”

All three of you took a step back to observe your houses, you took your time looking at theirs. The house was messily built, frosting protruding out of the cracks and crevices and some of the decorations had begun to droop a little due to too much frosting. You could tell Nat let Wanda do most of the building- but the exterior around their house was beautifully decorated. 

After they’d decided their house was unsavable they put all of their work into the exterior and it paid off. They had cut tree shapes out of their extra gingerbread and placed them around the house, and there was an adorable m&m path lined with mini candy canes leading up to their door. Little gumdrops as bushes and marshmallows as snowmen were also placed around carefully, but the thing that caught your eye the most was the gingerbread people.

 In front of their door standing wide-leggedly side by side were little Gingerbread women they’d decorated to look like themselves, they’d been placed just close enough that their cookies were holding hands. It was the sweetest thing you’d ever seen. Literally.

And it made your throat burn with unshed tears.

Then you looked over to your house, it was precisely made- you have a lot of experience with making gingerbread houses. You’d melted jolly ranchers to make stained glass windows and aside from one crooked gumdrop all of your decorations were placed beautifully along your house. But the exterior of your house was nothing at all like theirs. Some frosting was lightly spread around the ground as snow and you’d randomly placed some mini candy canes that didn’t really match the rest of your decor.

And then there was you, or- ginger-you. Standing in front of the house all by herself, a smile piped onto her face. You frowned slightly.

You were about to voice your vote when Wanda moved forward, pushing your house until it was right next to theirs “you know I think with your building skills and our landscaping skills we make the perfect household” She picked up your lonely little ginger person and placed it with theirs, you could feel tears threatening to spill at how warm the small action made you feel but you didn’t want to make it weird so you started laughing instead

“I think you’re right Wanda”

“Well it’s settled then,” Nat mused “we all win”

“What’s our prize?” Wanda questioned, half joking as she turned to you

You lit up and walked over to the counter farthest from you, you picked up a tray covered with a lid and walked back to the couple with a twinkle in your eyes

“Now,” you prefaced “we get to eat these” you lifted the tray to reveal some gingerbread people you’d made a little earlier- each one decorated to look like a different avenger

“I call Steve” Nat smirked and you laughed lightly as you handed it to her.

Yeah. These were your favorite people.

Pt3

Hope you enjoyed part 2! Please comment and Happy Holidays!!

[thatoneweirdowhoknowstoomuch]

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[jarad-vod-vevo]

Been getting back into MTG through Arena. Been enjoying Bloomburrow a lot.

I've been enjoying the challenge of building decks around new mechanics and cards, using the limited resources of my collection (I just started Arena at the end of Outlaws of Thunder Junction).

I'm kind of surprised I haven't seen hardly any use of the Gift cards. Parting Gust might be the exception but even that I hardly see.

So I decided to make a deck based around Gifting and I had a lot of fun playing it today so I wanted to share it somewhere. So anyways, here's Kambal's Birthday Party:

The deck idea is based around two cards: Kambal, Profiteering Mayor and Jolly Gerbils.

Most of the Gift cards give a token, so Kambal feels like a great card to build around. Plus, I've had a fair amount of good experiences with this card this set thanks to all of the Offspring tokens running around.

So this is the deck: Give gifts and Tokens, make profit.

Since I'm now looking at black and white, there's a great selection of removal, specifically with the gift mechanic:

This is where Jolly Gerbils shine: (Most of) your spot removal are now cantrips. Its nuts. (As a side note, I don't know why Nocturnal Hunger isn't seeing more play in Bat decks. Like its a great way to trigger life loss if you don't have the pain lands: but maybe pain lands are the reason)

Parting Gust doubling as a protection spell provides some good versatility, but most of the time I use it for removal (and giving my opponent a fish is just funny. Like "Oh you want to hit me with your mid-range beatdown creature? Well, have a fish instead!") Most of our creatures want to stay at 2 power (is that foreshadowing?), so we don't usually really want the +1/+1.

So we are sitting as a sort of control deck. Lots of spot removal and lots (and I mean LOTS) of card draw. My selection of board wipes is kind of bad so my list doesn't include any, but I might consider changing that.

We also have some non-gifting removal:

Savor is great for dealing with early threats. There's also always a need to keep the board clear of 2/2 blockers so the our little creatures can swing in (Ooo more foreshadowing). This is good versus mono-red, killing those Heartfire Heros before they get to big and you won't take any damage to boot. The food token is a bit of icing on the cake, but it does trigger Kambal which is great!

Stroke of Midnight is an honorary gift. Sure it doesn't trigger Gerbils, but it does trigger Kambal. It hits any nonland permanent so its super valuable.

We are going to include some more lifegain on creatures in a bit, and we have a lot of food tokens running around, so Gumdrop Poisoner is a really nice piece. Often its good to just kill a 3/3 with the ETB and then trade her with another 3/3. Corner case use where you use Parting Gust to flicker her to protect her from removal, but would usually rather her eat a removal spell and use Parting Gust as removal or to protect your Gerbils.

Now I just need to fill in some more creature slots.

Delney is just amazing. Honestly, its mostly just that you get the doubling effect for only 3 mana. This is essentially a way to get more card draw out of Gerbils: having two Gerbils is really good, and their 2/3 body makes them really good for swinging into 2/2 blockers.

Kambal's drain for 1 also triggers twice, but unfortunately his copy effect is limited to once a turn so you don't get to double up there.

I have a full playset of Vadmir for some reason (I'm only running 2 at the moment in the deck), but, man, do we commit a lot of crimes. Building him up, he makes a good blocker. Once you hit 4 counters and start swinging, you're basically on the road to winning with a 6/6 Menace Lifelink.

Deep-Cavern Bat can get a lot of chip damage in in the right match-up, and even if your opponent uses removal on it, well that's one less removal spell on your value engine pieces. If Delney is on the field, you can even steal two cards, which is pretty sweet, but that's by turn 4 and doesn't happen too often where your opponent even has 2 cards left.

But that does bring up protection. We have a lot of pieces that are fairly small and fragile, so we need some ways to keep them alive, or bring them back.

I've had two copies of Dawn's Truce since the beginning of the set. It seems like a really good card: you can fizzle removal, it can be used as a combat trick, and you can save your board from (some) board wipes. You need to keep mana up, but you are often holding your mana to use removal on your opponent's turn anyways to try to 2-for-1 them, so it works really nicely here. With Gerbils out, I even find it useful to use the Gift effect just to draw more cards from the deck, even if you don't need the indestructible.

I'm trying out Dewdrop Cure. Its part of the reason why I'm running Vadmir and Deep-Cavern Bat. Once opponents figure out the gift plan, the Gerbils get a big target. Because you draw so many cards, you often end up with multiple Gerbils either in play or in the graveyard. As I mentioned with Delney, getting multiple Gerbil effects really makes you go off. I've only got one of these in my collection, but if it performs well, I'll definitely increase it.

Cruelclaw's Heist helps deal with removal better than Deep-Cavern: if you gift the card, you can use your opponents removal against them! There's also a really great play where you open with Bat, take a look at their hand and take some mediocre early / mid-game card, then follow up with a Cruelclaw's heist if the opponent has anything good (you need to decide to gift the card as you cast the spell, so you don't want to wiff and give your opponent a card). I've only got 1 in my collection, and I don't have the wildcards to invest right now (I've been trying to invest in my mana base so that my two-colour decks are smoother and three-colour decks are viable), but it might be a worthwhile investment in the future.

Also, Consumed by Greed from our removal suite has its own gift effect letting us bring any of our dead creatures back to hand. This is good since Dewdrop can't hit Kambal or Delney.

To close out the game, I'm just using some big bodies I've got on hand:

I've got 1 Beza and 1 Viper in my collection. Beza is probably only good for the life and a big body as you are often fairly low on life by the time you take control of the game. Between your removal and hand disruption, you don't often get to draw the cards or get the fish tokens off Beza so it's kind of mid. Could probably just run another big creature with lifelink and you might get better value.

Viper is interesting: because of the removal and hand disruption, your opponent often has to take the life or sacrifice artifacts and enchantments that we don't have much removal for. We also often end up with spare tokens thanks to Kambal and Savor, so it can be pretty easy to get a cost reduction.

I've got 2 copies of Season of the Burrow. It's unfortunate that the 2-print effect doesn't say gift a card, but it's still good removal for their big payoff cards. The three-print effect can be game winning on a Vadmir or a Delney. Indestructible Vadmir give you a win-con that's hard to deal with: just keep swinging and gaining life. Delney provides so much value in the deck that the indestructible just keeps them protected. Do note that Kambal triggers once per effect that creates tokens, so if you decide to make 5 rabbits, he will only trigger once. Usually I do a 2-3 split, but I could see a 1-2-2 split being viable to remove 2 big threats and give you a token.

That's pretty much the deck. I usually like to play mid-range strategies, and find control kind of boring, but the synergies going on here are a lot of fun. Jolly Gerbils is really undervalued in best-of-one, so you often get a few card draws off before your opponent figures out what your doing. By then, they've probably wasted their removal on your other creatures. The protection and resurrection effects really piece it together at that point as you have the mana to spare to hold up protection while casting removal spells.

Honorary mentions:

Coiling Rebirth felt like a great inclusion. I've got 2 in my collection, but often the only thing I can bring back is a legendary creature, so we can't reliably use the gift. It is nice when you bring back a Gerbil and get a Gerbil token. If I get more Vipers, I'll probably include these again, because double viper effect (or triple with Delney as they will double the token's effect) is absolutely nuts. Cut from the deck: too expensive to resurrect a 2-mana or 3-mana creature.

I started the deck with Builder's Talent because of the synergy with Kambal and gifting tokens, but 1) its very much just win-more, 2) it only works with Kambal and Savor, 3) there are no targets for the level 3 effect, and 4) I only ever want to put the counters on a Deep-Cavern Bat, Vadmir, or Gumdrop Poisoner. I'm committed to finding a deck for Builder's Talent (it can be like Innkeeper's Talent but can trigger more than once per turn...), but this is just to clunky for this deck.

I have one copy of Starfall. We also usually have more than 1 creature on the board so even with the gift it doesn't feel great. Good with Beza though. Sideboard worthy, I suppose.

Crumb and Get It could be more protection. Because of Delney limiting most blockers to 2 power, and Gerbils' 2/3 body, we don't often need the pump in combat. A food token is a better trade than a card gift, so an argument could be made for Crumb and Get It over Dawn's Truce. Something to experiment with for sure.

[nonbinary-juno]

cant believe nobody talked about the bisexual jolly gumdrop tree

[ebeeillustration]

Meet Julier, Cherry and Piper, our protagonists for the first little arc of my candy world project!

During a years long war against the Hard Candy Kingdom, young Prince Julier of Gummy Kingdom is caught in a conspiracy that just might unravel the reason for this conflict, and who is really pulling the strings

More in-depth lore under the cut, but I won’t subject you to a super long post

Julier Haribo: A gumdrop candy prince who feels like he doesnt help as much in the war as his siblings. Kinda bratty. Insecure During a fight with his sister, He storms off with his entourage. Hes attacked on route, his men killed and he left for dead.

Cherry, a jolly rancher, shes was a hard solider who left the army due to her not agreeing with its actions. Hard headed and bold. She’s blunt and serious, though much more soft hearted then she would like. On the road she comes across an overturned carriage and several dead bodies. While she’s looting anything useful off of them, she discovers that the Prince is alive. Against her better judgement she drags him to safety and patches him up the best she can

Piper, a white chocolate farmer who lived on the outskirts of its county. She’s soft spoken and level headed. Positive under pressure and a pretty damn good shot. She’s lonely on the farm without her siblings, feeling abandoned. She’s out working the field one day when she comes across a hard candy solider carrying an injured gumdrop on her back. Not one to turn away strangers, she offers them shelter and medical help. While she treating the gumdrop, they’re suddenly attacked by an unknown party and forced to flee. She now travels with them.

After multiple close calls with both armies, as well as mysterious other, the trio eventually come across and joins the rebellion against the war. Hopefully to stop it once and forever

[peanut-tyrug]

HEY!!

Y’ALL WANNA HEAR MY IDEA FOR HOW CANDY LAND CAME TO BE??

LIKE LORE-WISE??

A few of these ideas could be subject to change btw

The idea I had was Candy Land itself was created by, as legends put it, someone all powerful. A deity of the kind named by trusted all-knowers, “Eleanor”, named after Candy Land’s irl creator, Eleanor Abbott.

Candy Land as a place exists as another dimension. A place similar to ours, just made of candy. However, it wasn’t as vast and grand as it becomes. What I mean by this is that the places in Candy Land didn’t exist after it’s creation. Peppermint Forest? Gumdrop Mountains? What’s that? The only place that existed in Candy Land shortly after it’s birth was the Candy Castle, where eventually a long line of rulers comes into play over the land’s existence.

How does each place come to be? Sweet Celebrations! Every several years, a Sweet Celebration is held to allow a new flavor to bloom in Candy Land and be inhabited by whoever desires to reside there (basically the same as the movie, where this comes from and is inspired by).

Over the next hundreds or thousands of years, multiple areas are born from the Sweet Celebrations.

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Peppermint Forest: Where the Mint family lumberjack business and family resides (I got this idea from an artist who had made a design for Mint’s dad).

Gumdrop Mountains: Where various gummy creatures and people reside.

Peanut Acres: Owned by the Nut family. Others are always allowed to visit.

Lollipop Woods/Snow Flake Lake: Not really owned by anyone. Anyone can come and go as they please. Later on though, Princesses Lolly and Frostine, who are part of the Kandy lineage, reside there.

Licorice Wicket: Where the Licorice family resides (there is more to why this is but I may save for another project).

Chocolate Swamp: Because Gloppy is the Chocolate Swamp, he was basically born when the swamp was born.

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Although the aforementioned places in Candy Land are based on/inspired by the 2002 iteration/movie, I’ve thought abt Candy Land being separated into different universes that are basically each like the various iterations of the board game.

So in one universe, Frostine is a queen who resides in the Ice Cream Sea. Frostine Lolly, King Kandy, and Gramma Nut aren’t related in most universes either. Lord Licorice could have a castle in one universe, yet have a lagoon in another. Mint could be a lumberjack in one universe, but in another, an ice skater. And what abt Plumpy? He only exists in certain universes.

This idea also goes for appearances and make up too. What do I mean by make up? Gloppy in older iterations of the game was made of molasses, while in later ones, he’s made of chocolate. As for appearances, Jolly could be a gummy dino in one continuity, while in another, he looks less like an animal and more like a jester. The residents in Candy Land look different depending on what universe, that is based on whatever particular iteration of the game, you’re in.

Okay I think this rant is over

[harpieisthecarpie]

prev tags said Lord Licorice could be a tumblr sexyman, so new poll!

Visual Guide Below

Gloppy

Queen Frostine

Lord Licorice

Mr. Mint

Jolly

King Kandy

Plumpy

Nana Nutt

gloppy btw. if you even care