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planktons favorite social media website would be chumblr
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thanks tumblr user moist-pegging-champion
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joker waiting for his batsy
#digital art#art#character art#artists on tumblr#artwork#my art#fanart#batjokes#batman#batman comics#joker#dc joker#batman x joker#joker fanart#meme#tumblr memes#humor#funny#jokes
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So after "test mission" [Villains + BatFam Chaos]
[Riddler's Lair]
Riddler: Riddle me this, ghost boy— Danny: [interrupting] The answer’s “I don’t care.” Riddler: [spluttering] You didn’t even let me finish! Tim: He does that.
[Joker Tries to Kidnap Danny]
Joker: [grabbing Danny] Now you’re mine, little ghost! Danny: [phases out of his grasp] Nope. Joker: What the—?! Jason: [grinning] Yeah, good luck with that one, Clown.
[BatFam Debrief]
Bruce: You’re reckless. Danny: You’re broody. Bruce: You don’t follow orders. Danny: Neither does Jason. Jason: [smirking] He’s got a point.
[Later, at Wayne Manor]
Danny: [chilling on the couch with Damian] So, does your dad always glare like that? Damian: Always. Danny: And you’re just… okay with it? Damian: You get used to it. Danny: [smirking] I’m just gonna keep floating till he stops.
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#dpxdc#dps fandom#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#danny fenton#danny is a little shit#danny phantom#ghost king danny#jason todd#batfam#batfamily#batman#sassy danny#the riddler#the joker#the jokes write themselves#the joke writes itself#Joker Tries to Kidnap Danny#wayne manor#damian wayne#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman villains#tim drake wayne#tim drake
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Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos
#autism#autistic#autism humour#autism humor#pigeon#pigeon joke#autism joke#(fun fact typing that tag in i accidentally put autism joker)#wauk wauk
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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Secret Santa 2024 🎅
#lando norris#see i think he is very funny#he has jokes#a little joker if you will#i know ppl who don't think he's funny#won't be amused my this#and that is ALSO funny#god bless#happy holidays
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evil morgana be like
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bpenfaengaanwa?.gif
#jack & joker#jack and joker#jack & joker u steal my heart#jack and joker u steal my heart#yinwar#yin anan#jackjoke#jack x joke#jackjoker#war wanarat#thai bl#thai ql#asianlgbtqdramas#jack & joker spoilers
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Tell me. Isn't there any other way?
—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 08
#jack & joker#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#yin anan#war wanarat#yinwar#jack x joke#jack&jokeredit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#well that last gif looked better in my head#by pharawee
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my ronald mcdonald smut got removed from wattpad this is LITERALLY 1984.
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JACK & JOKER: U STEAL MY HEART! (2024) I EP. 10
#jack and joker#jack x joker#jack and joker the series#jack and joker u steal my heart#jack & joker u steal my heart#jackjoke#jack x joke#forfive#yinwar#uservix#userrlaura#userrlana#userfaiza#userspicy#asiandramasource#yin anan#war wanarat#no words#literally i have no words because i know i speak rn#but something something about two people afraid of wanting better things for themselves#and now they're finally being able to express this kind of unadultered want and desire for each other in such an intimate way#mywork
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Jack and Joke: Promise? Tattoo and Hoy: Something 🏳️🌈🌈 is happening here.
Jack: I sure hope so.
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack and joker u steal my heart#jackjoker#jack x joke#jackjoke#jokejack#jack x joker#u steal my heart#thai drama#thai bl#bl series#thai series#asianlgbtqdramas#thaibl#asian lgbtq dramas#thai bl series#thai bl drama#bl drama
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#height difference
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack and joker u steal my heart#jackandjokeredit#jack x joker#yin anan#war wanarat#yinwar#tobelle#lextag#userspicy#userbon#mjtag#userrlana#uservix#userrlaura#userpharawee#rosytracks#tuseryoo#mygifs*#userspring#thai bl#jackjoker#the way in the first gif it looks like they're are about same height but then Joke gets beside Jack and he gets soooo tiny 🤏🏽🥺#i am so fucking normal about them!!!!
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The Jokes of the Ghost:
While de-aged, Danny stumbles into the Joker's hideout. Nothing special; it's a Clown. Well, Danny can prank him! The spirits around him all told him what they wanted to do to this clown. But no death, they don't want his ghost near Gotham, but very far away.
So Danny was causing harm with playful ghostly antics that turned the Joker's plans into comedy. Danny played pranks on the poor Joker for already one month. The Joker can't even leave the room without getting a bowling ball in his balls or a stumple to fall on his face. The money he stole is gone, the food he eats is rotten, or worse, his car is frozen solid, or his weapons are fake guns.
Much to the amusement of Gotham.
Then, one day, an angry joker and the police see who gave him all the problems. It was a meta! Dressed in a Bat Onesie.
#danny phantom#dp#dc#dcau#dc comics#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp + dc#batman#Joker#de-aged danny#de aged#baby Danny#toddler Danny#Gotham#Ghost of Gotham#humilating Jokes#Danny is dressed as Batman#a bat onesie!!
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