#pigeon joke

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Face palm.

[iwillwringyourneck]

[starmocha]

Why are you letting Mephie fight pigeons all the time tf 😭😭😭

[edorazzi]

Page 11 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which the new and very competent Chat Noir holds his own against Mr. Pigeon and does NOT get his tail handed to him by a bunch of birds! But Adrien can speak cat. 💀🪦

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[makenna-made-this]

Feel like shit just want them back

[dropitdoeeyes]

i am asking you about mechs birds ! if you want a specific mech then I'm asking about Drumbot Brian. But I'd love ve to hear about all of them if you want to

(On the verge of tears, covered in blood, out of breath, and surrounded by boards of red string and thumbtacks) I am SO glad you asked

Jonny: A shrike. Small, violent little critters. OR a chicken, because the cannibalism thing. (I also just think it’s really funny.)

Ashes: Whistling kite! They (along with a few other species) take burning sticks from forest fires and spread it to flush out prey. Arsonist bird, just like Ashes!

Drumbot Brian: Canada goose, since they travel long distances (like a pilot might!) this is also one of the birds that just Is Them. Just look at him. Look me in the eyes and tell me that man isn’t a goose. Soft, round, they look good to hold but they’re simultaneously full of violence.. silly goose Brian….

Raphaella: Wandering albatross. Yet another one who really truly just is. Look at that bird. It's her.

Marius: Common kingfisher! He's the one who originally sparked this idea, after we saw a picture of one and immediately got slammed by the idea of anthro bird mechs. The colors. Just look. That bird is Him.

Ivy: Rock ptarmigan, pigeon, or a mourning dove. She's just a soft round bird like Brian. They all have fitting coloration in a way, too.

Toy Soldier: European nightjar. The freaks my one true love. Nightjars look so fake., like they’re one of those puppet animal plushies you put your hand in to move the mouth.

Tim: Steller's jay. He inexplicably reminds me of one, similar mannerisms and everything. Tim is really truly such a corvid, also considered a blue jay for him. Deep down in my heart of hearts Gunpowder is a seabird like an osprey or petrel, though I have no reasoning for those ones.

Nastya: Eurasian magpie. Shiny blue smart bird. Looks mildly disappointed in you. Love u nastya

[blumemes]

A little appreciation

[javelinbk]

Ken Dodd explains why Paul McCartney would make a good King's jester. The Beatles' appearance with Gay Byrne and Ken Dodd, Granada Television Studios, 25th November 1963 - part 1 (part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6)

[critter-captures]

Pied imperial pigeon (Ducula bicolor), family Columbidae (doves and pigeons)

Its taxonomy is confusing and remains unsettled, in part due to its similarity to various other species within the Ducula genus. It stands out by its white plumage (lacking spots on the thighs and a yellowish tinge) and grayish bill with a black tip.

Avifauna, taken July 2024

[call-me-pup2]

Look how comfy the bed was that I got to sleep in last night

[ahollowgrave]

-- a postcard for an old friend.

Dearest Lamb in Wolf's Fur, Do you know how often I think of you? It is painful. Like a bruise I cannot help to poke, to press upon with the same fingers that entwined with yours, if only for the brief glimpse of you. That’s why I am here, though it is a long and dangerous trek. Do you remember when we sat here, in the ruins of your fallen city, the snow falling soft and slow?  Do you come here too? Do you think of me? If I leave you a kiss, will you blow one into the wind for me? Always a Little Yours, Odette

P.S. Forgive me for only sending one kiss. Please share it with Lupercal so that he thinks of me!

Sometimes a girl needs a brief but incredibly intense fling that takes place over the course of a Garlemald winter.

[madame-helen]

[pigeonclaw]

Idk man. Not a fan of the theory / headcanon about Moonpaw hearing the voice of the sibling she absorbed in utero. That gets a little too close to "fetuses have souls" for me to feel comfortable around and I seriously hope that's not what's gonna happen. Chimerism doesn't make you into two people. It's not conjoined twins. She's just one cat made with two sets of genes. We don't have to get too weird about how bodies just naturally turn out sometimes. Idk.

[nickbutnodick]

i came out as trans to my english class with a really funny powerpoint presentation full of jokes and they were all so very serious about it.

like if id known you were gonna be such buzzkills i probably wouldnt have done it.