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â Introduction â.ŕłŕż*:シ
Requests are always open, and you can send as many as you want, as detailed as you want! I just get to them whenever i can/feel like it.
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Boundaries: Flirting, nicknames, tmi, spam are all okay.đJust don't copy or repost my stuff. Translations or taking inspo is fine w cred. <3
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Sex Crimes of Any Kind, Super Violent/Xtreme Kinks, Inflation, Feederism, Abuse, Puke, Shit, DDLG, Age Play, Raceplay, Wound Fucking, Gore, Vore, Misgendering/Detrans, CBT, Sounding, Fisting, Gunplay, Drugging, Stepcest etc...
Things I Will Write: âď¸
Genderbent Characters, Mild Yandere, Daddy/Mommy Kink, Cheating, Mild BDSM, CNC, Dubcon, Monsters, Hybrids, Sex Pollen, Legal Age Gap, Power Imbalance (Prof/Student, Boss/Employee), Feet, Armpits, Piss, Breeding, Mild Blood/Knifeplay, Cock Warming, Dry Humping, Voyeur, Public Sex, Orgy, 3somes, Sex Toys, Overstim, Edging, etc... etc... :P
Trans Reader, Tall/Short Reader, Chubby/Curvy/Fat/Buff Reader, Other Specific Characteristics. âď¸
Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / OC x Reader / Poly Ships of any kind.
F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.
Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on! (you can request other characters from these fandoms, but it might take me longer!)
Adventure Time/Fiona & Cake: PB, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona.
Attack On Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin, Ymir.Â
Avatar: Jake, Neytiri.
Batman Begins Trilogy: Batman, Catwoman, Bane, Joker, Scarecrow.
Beauty & The Beast: Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston.
Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast.
BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Penny, Amy.
Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite.
BNA: Michiru, Shirou.
Bobâs Burgers: Bob, Linda.
Breaking Bad: Jesse, Skylar.
Call of Duty: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria, Farah.
Creepypasta: Jeff, Jane, Ben, Toby, EJ, LJ, Slenderman, Splendorman, Clockwork, Kate, Masky, Hoodie,
Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabi, Edie, Lynette, Carlos, John.
Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby.
Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Zeebo, Wiploc, Valerie.
Elemental: Wade, Ember.
Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta.
FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve.
Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff.
Futurama: Leela, Fry, Amy, Bender.
Good Pizza, Great Pizza: Alicante, Octavia, Dr. Keh, Nasir, Flash, Cicero, Kimmy Slice, Dr. Price.
Grandma's Boy: J.P, Samantha.
Gravity Falls: Ford, Stan, Soos, Melody, Giffany, Bill.
Jane The Virgin: Jane, Michael, Petra, Luisa, Rose, Rogelio, Xiomara.
Jurassic Park (1993): Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Choso, Nanami, Sukuna.
King of the Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luane, Nancy, Dale, Khan, Min, John Redcorn.
Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy.
Little Mermaid (2022): Ariel, Eric.
MHA: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shigaraki.
Miller's Girl: Cairo, Johnathon.
Moon Knight: Moon System, Layla, Khonshu.
Mulan: Mulan, Li Shang.
National Treasure: Benjamin, Riley.
Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Bowser, Waluigi.
Norbit: Rasputia, Norbit.
Princess & The Frog: Tiana, Lottie, Naveen, Shadow Man.
Ratatouille: Colette, Linguini.Â
Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson.
Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Carlos Oiliveria, Lady Dimitrescu.
Rick and Morty: Rick, Jerry, Beth, Doofus Rick.
Riverdale: FP Jones, Hiram.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Kim, Ramona, Gideon, Wallace.
Scream 5: Amber, Tara, Sam.
Serial Mom: Chip, Beverly.
Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden.
Shallow Hal: Rosemary, Hal.
Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V.
SheRa (2018): All Adults.
Sherlock (2010): Sherlock, John Watson.
Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Huntress, Trapper, Wraith, Trickster, Pearl, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Patrick Bateman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven, The Artist, Amanda Young.
Spiderverse: Miguel, Jessica Drew.
Spongebob: Dennis, Man Ray.
Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo.
Steven Universe: Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Blue Diamond, Rose, Greg.
Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans (Except George & Evelyn)
Stranger Things: Robin, Billy Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper.
Supernatural: Sam, Dean, Castiel.
Super Store: Amy, Jonah, Dina, Garrett, Cheyenne.
Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell.
The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler.
The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds.
The Nanny: C.C, Fran, Maxwell.
Total Drama Island: S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley.
Triple Frontier: Frankie, Santiago.
Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee.
Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.
YOU: Beck, Joe, Peach, Love.
Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie.
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Abel Morales (A Most Violent Year)
Astarion (Baulderâs Gate 3)
Babbo Natale (Violent Night)
Barbie (Barbie 2023)
Basil Stitt (Lightning Face)
Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs)
Bruce (Beyond Therapy)
Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Praire)
Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)
Chel (Road to El Dorado)
Dale Kobble (Longlegs)
Dan Conner (Rosanne)
David Levinson (Independence Day)
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Doug Remer (Baseketball)
Duke Leto Atreides (Dune)
Fezzik (Princess Bride)
Francine (American Dad)
Fujimoto (Ponyo)
Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)
Jack Harrison (Translyvania 6-5000)
Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield 2024)
John Doe (John Doe Game)
Jonathan Levy (Scenes from a Marriage)
John Wick (John Wick 4)
King Baldwin (Kingdom of Heaven)
Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto)
Laurent LeClaire (In Secret)
Linda Gunderson (Rio)
Llewyn Davis (Inside Lleywn Davis)
Master Chief (Halo)
Mike (5lbs of Pressure)
Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops)
Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch)
Nathan Bateman (Ex Machina)
Outcome-3 (The Bourne Legacy)
Orestes (Agora)
Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River)
Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby)
Poe Dameron (Star Wars)
Prince John (Robin Hood 2010)
Robert âBobâ Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)
Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Shiv (Pu-239)
Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask)
Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Summer Field (Time Cut)
Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House)
The Janitor (Willyâs Wonderland)
Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980)
William Tell (The Card Counter)
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â Introduction â.ŕłŕż*:シ
Here i'll only be taking requests for fluff, platonic, and angst! Reqs are always open like usual too, and you can request as much as you want and as detailed as you want! i just get to things when i can/want to.
Anon's: None Yet
Other Accounts: @lolas-favfics @lolamultifandom @lolahauri @chowderpop
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What I Won't Write:
Smut. (Go to my other blog)
What I'm Willing To Write:
Reader Who Is: Tall, Short, Fat, Chubby, Curvy, Buff. Trans/NB.
Reader Who Has: Depression, Anxiety, DPDR, ADD.
Fluff, angst, platonic, hurt/comfort.
HC's, one shots, short multi-chapter fics, imagines/drabbles.
Canon-friendly, AU's, Canon Divergence, Out of Character.
Ch x Ch / Ch x Reader / Ch x OC / Poly Ships of any kind.
F/F, M/M, F/M, GN/F, GN/M, Poly Ships of any kind.
Fictional Other (F/O) Imagines: +18, no names, they/them only.
Now that that's out of the way, here's the list of fandoms and characters i'm familiar with and will happily take requests on! (you can request others from these fandoms, but it will prob take me longer)
Adventure Time/Fiona & Cake: PB, Marceline, Marshall Lee, Winter King, Candy Queen, Simon, Ice King, Fiona.
Attack On Titan: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Sasha, Levi, Hanji, Annie, Historia, Reiner, Erwin, Ymir.Â
Avatar: Jake, Neytiri.
Batman Begins Trilogy: Batman, Catwoman, Bane, Joker, Scarecrow.
Beauty & The Beast: Belle, Beast/Adam, Gaston.
Bee & Puppycat: Bee, Deckard, Cass, Toast.
BigBang Theory: Raj, Leonard, Penny, Amy.
Bistro Huddy: All Staff Members.
Black Dynamite: Honeybee, Black Dynamite.
BNA: Michiru, Shirou.
Bobâs Burgers: Bob, Linda.
Breaking Bad: Jesse, Skylar.
Call of Duty: Konig, Ghost, Mace, Keegan, Krueger, Valeria, Farah.
Creepypasta: Jeff, Jane, Ben, Toby, EJ, LJ, Slenderman, Splendorman, Clockwork, Kate, Masky, Hoodie,
Desperate Housewives: Bree, Gabi, Edie, Lynette, Carlos, John.
Dirty Dancing: Johnny, Baby.
Earth Girls Are Easy: Mac, Zeebo, Wiploc, Valerie.
Elemental: Wade, Ember.
Encanto: Isabela, Bruno, Dolores, Julieta.
FNAF Movie: Vanessa, Mike, William/Steve.
Frozen: Elsa, Anna, Kristoff.
Futurama: Leela, Fry, Amy, Bender.
Good Pizza, Great Pizza: Alicante, Octavia, Dr. Keh, Nasir, Flash, Cicero, Kimmy Slice, Dr. Price.
Grandma's Boy: J.P, Samantha.
Gravity Falls: Ford, Stan, Soos, Melody, Giffany, Bill.
Jane The Virgin: Jane, Michael, Petra, Luisa, Rose, Rogelio, Xiomara.
Jurassic Park (1993): Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Choso, Nanami, Sukuna.
King of the Hill: Hank, Peggy, Luane, Nancy, Dale, Khan, Min, John Redcorn.
Life Is Strange (2015): Maxine, Chloe.
Lisa Frankenstein: Lisa, Creature, Taffy.
Little Mermaid (2022): Ariel, Eric.
MHA: Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa, Shigaraki.
Miller's Girl: Cairo, Johnathon.
Moon Knight: Moon System, Layla, Khonshu.
Mulan: Mulan, Li Shang.
National Treasure: Benjamin, Riley.
Nintendo: Link, Zelda, Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Luigi, Bowser, Waluigi.
Norbit: Rasputia, Norbit.
Princess & The Frog: Tiana, Lottie, Naveen, Shadow Man.
Ratatouille: Colette, Linguini.Â
Regular Show: Mordecai, Margret, Eileen, CJ, Benson.
Resident Evil: Karl Heisenberg, Carlos Oiliveria, Lady Dimitrescu.
Rick and Morty: Rick, Jerry, Beth, Doofus Rick.
Riverdale: FP Jones, Hiram.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: Kim, Ramona, Gideon, Wallace.
Scream 5: Amber, Tara, Sam.
Serial Mom: Chip, Beverly.
Silverado: Slick, Rae, Mal, Paden.
Shallow Hal: Rosemary, Hal.
Shameless: Lip, Fiona, Kev, V.
SheRa (2018): All Adults.
Sherlock (2010): Sherlock, John Watson.
Slashers & DBD: Brahms, Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Pyramid Head, The Spirit, Huntress, Trapper, Wraith, Trickster, Pearl, Jennifer Check, Stu Matcher, Billy Loomis, Tiffany Valentine, Patrick Batmeman, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Eric Draven, The Artist, Amanda Young.
Spiderverse: Miguel, Jessica Drew.
Spongebob: Dennis, Man Ray.
Squid Games: Gi-Hun, Sae-Byeok, Ali, Sang Woo.
Stardew Valley: All Adult Humans (Except George & Evelyn)
Steven Universe: Garnet, Amethyst, Peridot, Lapis, Jasper, Blue Diamond, Rose, Greg.
Stranger Things: Robin, Billy Eddie, Chrissy, Hopper.
Supernatural: Sam, Dean, Castiel.
Super Store: Amy, Jonah, Dina, Garrett, Cheyenne.
Tangled: Flynn, Rapunzel, Mother Gothell.
The Batman (2022): Batman, Riddler.
The Breakfast Club: John Bender, Allison Reynolds.
The Nanny: C.C, Fran, Maxwell.
Total Drama Island: S1 Contestants, Chris, Chef, Blainley.
Triple Frontier: Frankie, Santiago.
Turning Red: Ming Lee, Jin Lee.
Twilight: Edward, Carlisle, Alice, Charlie.
YOU: Beck, Joe, Peach, Love.
Young Sheldon: Mary, Connie.
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Abel Morales (A Most Violent Year)
Astarion (Baulderâs Gate 3)
Babbo Natale (Violent Night)
Barbie (Barbie 2023)
Basil Stitt (Lightning Face)
Beverly Goldberg (The Goldbergs)
Bruce (Beyond Therapy)
Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Praire)
Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends)
Chel (Road to El Dorado)
Dale Kobble (Longlegs)
Dan Conner (Rosanne)
David Levinson (Independence Day)
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Doug Remer (Baseketball)
Duke Leto Atreides (Dune)
Fezzik (Princess Bride)
Francine (American Dad)
Fujimoto (Ponyo)
Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)
Jack Harrison (Translyvania 6-5000)
Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield 2024)
John Doe (John Doe Game)
Jonathan Levy (Scenes from a Marriage)
John Wick (John Wick 4)
King Baldwin (Kingdom of Heaven)
Kitten (Breakfast on Pluto)
Laurent LeClaire (In Secret)
Linda Gunderson (Rio)
Llewyn Davis (Inside Lleywn Davis)
Master Chief (Halo)
Mike (5lbs of Pressure)
Moe Doodle (Doodle Bops)
Nani Palekai (Lilo & Stitch)
Nathan Bateman (Ex Machina)
Outcome-3 (The Bourne Legacy)
Orestes (Agora)
Paul Blart (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Paul Cable (Last Stand at Saber River)
Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
Peter Mitchell (3 Men & A Baby)
Poe Dameron (Star Wars)
Prince John (Robin Hood 2010)
Robert âBobâ Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)
Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Shiv (Pu-239)
Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask)
Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Summer Field (Time Cut)
Tate Langdon (AHS: Murder House)
The Janitor (Willyâs Wonderland)
Thomas Magnum (Magnum, P.I 1980)
William Tell (The Card Counter)
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The Melodies of South Africa: A Celebration of Its Most Iconic Songs
South Africa, a nation with a vibrant cultural history, has gifted the world with a wealth of musical treasures that have crossed boundaries and left a lasting impact on the global music landscape. From traditional African rhythms to contemporary pop and hip-hop, South African music has evolved over time, reflecting the country's diverse past and the influences of various cultures. In this article, we will delve into some of the most renowned SA Hip hop songs that have captured the hearts of millions and continue to resonate with audiences around the globe.
1. "Pata Pata" by Miriam Makeba (1967)
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Song: "Pata Pata"
Artist: Miriam Makeba
Year: 1967
Genre: Afro-pop
Miriam Makeba, affectionately known as "Mama Africa," was a South African singer and civil rights new hip hop songs 2023 activist who rose to international prominence in the 1960s. "Pata Pata," her most famous song, is an exuberant Afro-pop tune characterized by a catchy melody and infectious rhythm. The song's title translates to "touch touch" in the Xhosa language, and its lyrics describe a popular dance move originating from the townships of Johannesburg. Makeba's powerful voice and magnetic stage presence contributed to the popularization of African music worldwide, paving the way for future generations of South African artists.
2. "The Click Song" by Miriam Makeba (1962)
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Song: "The Click Song"
Artist: Miriam Makeba
Year: 1962
Genre: Traditional African
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Another classic South African song by Miriam Makeba, "The Click Song" showcases the unique clicking sounds of the Xhosa language and serves as a celebration of African culture and tradition. Released in 1962, the song became a hit in South Africa and around the world, further solidifying Makeba's status as a global ambassador for African music.
3. Asimbonanga by Johnny Clegg (1987)
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Song: "Asimbonanga"
Artist: Johnny Clegg
Year: 1987
Genre: Afro-pop, Worldbeat
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In the 1980s, South African music was heavily influenced by the political climate of the country. Many musicians used their music to speak out against apartheid and call for change. One of the most famous songs from this era is "Asimbonanga" by Johnny Clegg. Released in 1987, the song was a tribute to Nelson Mandela, who was still in prison at the time. The song's lyrics call for Mandela's release and an end to apartheid, making it a powerful anthem for change and unity.
4. "Weeping" by Bright Blue (1987)
'''python
Song: "Weeping"
Artist: Bright Blue
Year: 1987
Genre: Pop, Rock
'''
Another influential song from the anti-apartheid era is "Weeping" by Bright Blue. Released in 1987, the song provided a poignant commentary on the violence and oppression of apartheid. The song's haunting melody and emotional lyrics made it a favorite among South Africans who were fighting for change, and it remains a powerful reminder of the country's struggle for freedom and equality.
5. "Shosholoza" by Ladysmith Black Mambazo (1990s)
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Song: "Shosholoza"
: Ladysmith Black Mambazo
Year: 1990s
Genre: Traditional African, Choral
'''
In the 1990s, South African music began to incorporate more international influences, particularly from the United States. One of the most famous South African songs from this era is "Shosholoza" by Ladysmith Black Mambazo. The song is a traditional South African folk song that was popularized by miners who sang it as they worked. Ladysmith Black Mambazo's version of the song became a hit in South Africa and around the world, and the group went on to collaborate with artists like Paul Simon and Stevie Wonder.
6. "Tito Mboweni" by Cassper Nyovest (2017)
'''python
Song: "Tito Mboweni"
Artist: Cassper Nyovest
Year: 2017
Genre: Hip-hop
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In 2000s, South African music continued to evolve, with artists incorporating more electronic and hip-hop influences. One of the most famous South African hip-hop songs is "Tito Mboweni" by Cassper Nyovest. The song was released in 2017 and became an instant hit, with its catchy beat and clever lyrics. The song's title is a reference to the former governor of the South African Reserve Bank, and the lyrics celebrate Nyovest's success and wealth.
7. "SMA" (Send Me Away) by Nasty C ft. Rowlene (2018)
'''python
Song: "SMA" (Send Me Away)
Artist: Nasty C ft. Rowlene
Year 2018
Genre: Hip-hop
'''
Another popular South African hip-hop artist is Nasty C, whose song "SMA" (Send Me Away) became a hit in 2018. The song features a guest appearance by Rowlene, and its emotional lyrics and smooth melody made it a favorite among South African hip-hop fans.
8. "Jerusalema" by Master KG ft. Nomcebo Zikode (2019)
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Song: "Jerusalema"
Artist: Master KG ft. Nomcebo Zikode
Year: 2019
Genre: House, Gospel
In recent years, South African music has continued to evolve and incorporate new influences. One of the most popular South African songs of 2019 is "Jerusalema" by Master KG, featuring vocals by Nomcebo Zikode. The song has become a global sensation, with people around the world creating dance videos to the song. The song's catchy beat and uplifting lyrics have made it a favorite among people of all ages and backgrounds.
Conclusion
These iconic South African songs represent just a small sample of the rich and diverse musical heritage of the country. From traditional African rhythms to contemporary pop and hip-hop, South African music continues to evolve and inspire new generations of artists and listeners. As we celebrate these iconic songs and the artists who created them, we are reminded of the power of music to unite people, transcend borders, and bring joy to our lives.
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Season 3, Episode 13: Grad Night
Happy Day Alex and Davis.
#david rose#alexis rose#moira rose#johnny rose#queen moira#johnny rose is a national treasure#a little bit alexis#rose family bonding#rosebud motel#schitt's creek#schitt's creek gifs#david's face in these lmao#schitty gifs#schitts creek#schittposting#schitt posting#my gifs#season 3#season 3 episode 13#grad night#moira rose is maternal
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Tweeters.
#johnny rose is a national treasure#tweeters#follow us on tweeters#motel review#david rose#alexis rose#johnny rose#schitts creek#schitt's creek#alexis rose face#my gifs#rosebud motel#a little bit alexis
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SCHITTâS CREEK (2015-2020) 1x01 - Our Cup Runneth Over
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Sorry @crazyonmain todays dragon comes with a bit of an info dump. Miss @-eff it's not House of Dragons but you might find it amusing as well.
Dunkelzahn is a character from Shadowrun(and Earth Dawn, which I might talk about some other time). Shadowrun is a TTRPG setting that has spun out into novels and video games. It is a dark dystopic cyberpunk urban fantasy world. The players are mercenaries, criminals, and/or idealists who live and work in the dark corners of society.
In it the Mayan calendar wasn't wrong about the world ending, we were just wrong about what that meant. Magic is cyclical and the old world died as the Sixth World was born when the cycle came back around. When magic returned a lot of things happened. Humanity found out what all that junk DNA when the return of magic awakened it. Regular people mutated into Orcs and Trolls, babies began being born as Elves and Dwarfs. Even animals and plants changed.
Technology also advanced at a staggering rate. This doesn't have a lot to do with Dunkelzahn so I'll just be as brief as possible. Lets just say that the worlds of Bladerunner, Cyberpunk, RoboCop, Johnny Mnemonic, Mad Max, and other near future SciFI clashed and combined with all that magic to create something unique.
Society changed even more but still stayed the same. Corporation became nations unto themselves. Ireland was reclaimed my creatures out of myth. Native people's rose up and reclaimed their lands, not only in America but around the world as well. Unfortunatly now along with the color of your skin, where you were born, your gender, your religion, and all the other things people use as an excuse to be horrible to each other you had magic to contend with. There was if you expressed physically with a Metatype (Orc, dwarf, troll, elf, etc.) there was if you could use magic as well. It is a real thought provoking nightmare scenario in a lot of ways.
One of the first big things that heralded the obvious return of magic was the emergence of the Great Dragons. These are ancient sentient being of immense power from ages past. They returned and with their hordes of treasure, vast intelligence and shocking power immediately became world powers. Some run huge corporation and other countries.
This is where Dunkelzahn comes in. This is the Grandest of the great Dragons. He was the first one to reach out and talk to society as a whole. He helped explain what was happening magically to the world as he played puppeteer behind the scenes. He ran for president of the largest remaining chunk of the United States, won and then was assassinated. Some say he arranged it to further his plans and his spirit is still alive out there manipulating things. The reading of his will was a world changing event that I cannot fully explain.
This is a long post, but a horribly short and vague description of one of my favorite fictional setting and one of it's cornerstone characters. Amusingly enough this game that has been around for over 30 years is set in the Sixth World and is now in it's Sixth Edition.
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Johnny Rose is just going down the line with his heartbreakingly meaningful conversations isnât he?
First it was encouraging Stevie to go after what she wants, next it was Patrick and welcoming him into the family, and now itâs Alexis and telling her he wants to be there for her always.
Whoâs next I wonder? Moira? David? Roland?
All I know is that every single one of these scenes have brought me to tears because Eugene Levy is a national treasure.
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IDOLS EXEMPTED FROM MILITARY
due to different/dual nationality or serious health problems
HEALTH PROBLEMS
Seunghyub (N.Flying) - leg and back injury
Kim Woo Bin - cancer
Seo In Guk -Â severe ankle injury
Yoo Ah In - bone tumor
Simon Dominic - Â eyesight (blindness on one eye)
Kang Ho Dong - weight
OTHER REASONS
Jo Jung Suk - family livelihood
Jung Woo Sung - insufficient academic background
Jung Joon Young - insufficient academic background/ prison sentence
Jonghoon (former FT.ISLAND) - prison sentence
DUAL NATIONALITY
Taecyeon (2PM) - S.Korea/USA, decided to enlist
Kangnam - S.Korea/Japan, decided not to enlist
Loopy - S.Korea/USA, decided not to enlist
ph-1 - S.Korea/USA, decided not to enlist
Tablo (Epik High) - S.Korea/Canada, decided not to enlist
Choi Woo Shik - S.Korea/Canada, decided not to enlist
Bobby (iKON) - S.Korea/USA
Eric (The Boyz) - S.Korea/USA
Jay (ENHYPEN) - S.Korea/USA
St. Van (VAV) - S.Korea/China
Juhaknyeon (The Boyz) - S.Korea/Hong Kong
DIFFERENT NATIONALITY
USA
Allen (CRAVITY) - Taiwan/USA
Jae (Day6)Â
BM (KARD)Â
Mark (GOT7)Â
Joshua (Seventeen)Â
Aron (NUEST)Â
Woosung (The Rose)Â
Samuel Kim
Vernon (Seventeen)Â
Peniel (BTOB)Â
Johnny (NCT)Â
Huening Kai (TXT)Â
Jay ParkÂ
Eric NamÂ
NaflaÂ
CANADA
Henry (former Super Junior)Â
Jacob (The Boyz)Â
Kevin (The Boyz)Â
Mark (NCT)Â
AUSTRALIA
Bang Chan (Stray Kids)Â
Felix (Stray Kids)Â
Jake (ENHYPEN)
Kevin (ZE:A)
CHINA
Lay (EXO)Â
Kun (NCT)Â
Jun (Seventeen)Â
The8 (Seventeen)Â
Jacob (VAV)Â
Zhoumi (former Super Junior)Â
Hangeng (former Super Junior)Â
Wenhan (UNIQ)Â
Yibo (UNIQ)
Yixuan (UNIQ)Â
WinWin (NCT)Â
Xiao Jun (NCT)Â
Renjun (NCT)
Longguo (JBJ)Â
Chenle (NCT)Â
Yanan (Pentagon)Â
Hendery (NCT)
Jackson (GOT7)Â
Lucas (NCT)Â
TAIWAN
YangYang (NCT) - Taiwan/Germany
Kuanlin (Wanna One)Â
JAPAN
Yuta (NCT)Â
Shotaro (NCT)
Asahi (TREASURE)
Haruto (TREASURE)
Yoshi (TREASURE)Â
Mashiho (TREASURE)
Yuto (Pentagon)Â
Kenta (JBJ)Â
Niki (ENHYPEN)
THAILAND
Nichkhun (2PM) - Thailand/USA
BamBam (GOT7) - exempted from Thai military
Ten (NCT) -Â exempted from Thai military
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THE LIST
Post #2
3/1/2020
Letâs get this out of the way: Every theatrically released Disney movie. A [X]Â near a movie means I have already seen it, but I will still be re-watching it for this project.
A [(number)] near a movie means it has been watched and reviewed so far.
Some movies were added to fit the rules, such as the High school musical movies and the March of the Penguins Movie.
Letâs do this:
1930âs
Academy Award Review of Walt Disney Cartoons [11] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [30]
1940âs
Pinocchio [21] Fantasia [25] The Reluctant Dragon [16] Dumbo [27] Bambi [32] Saludos Amigos [19] Victory Through Air Power [20] The Three Caballeros [17] Make Mine Music [17] Song of the South [12] Fun and Fancy Free [14] Melody Time [14] So Dear to My Heart [21] The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad [22]
1950âs
Cinderella [16] Treasure Island Alice in Wonderland [X] The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men Peter Pan [X] The Sword and the Rose The Living Desert Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue The Vanishing Prairie 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier Lady and the Tramp [X] The African Lion The Littlest Outlaw The Great Locomotive Chase Davy Crockett and the River Pirates Secrets of Life Westward Ho the Wagons! Johnny Tremain Perri Old Yeller [X] The Light in the Forest White Wilderness Tonka Sleeping Beauty [X] The Shaggy Dog Darby O'Gill and the Little People Zorro the Avenger Third Man on the Mountain
1960âs
Toby Tyler [X] Kidnapped Pollyanna [X] The Sign of Zorro Jungle Cat Ten Who Dared Swiss Family Robinson [X] One Hundred and One Dalmatians [X] The Absent-Minded Professor The Parent Trap [X] Nikki, Wild Dog of the North Greyfriars Bobby Babes in Toyland Moon Pilot Bon Voyage! Big Red [X] Almost Angels The Legend of Lobo In Search of the Castaways Son of Flubber Miracle of the White Stallions Savage Sam Summer Magic The Incredible Journey The Sword in the Stone [X] A Tiger Walks The Misadventures of Merlin Jones The Three Lives of Thomasina The Moon-Spinners Mary Poppins Emil and the Detectives Those Calloways The Monkey's Uncle That Darn Cat! The Ugly Dachshund Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. The Fighting Prince of Donegal Follow Me, Boys! Monkeys, Go Home! The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin The Gnome-Mobile The Jungle Book [X] Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar The Happiest Millionaire Blackbeard's Ghost The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band Never a Dull Moment The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit The Love Bug Smith! Rascal The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
1970âs
King of the Grizzlies The Boatniks The Wild Country The Aristocats [X] The Barefoot Executive Scandalous John The Million Dollar Duck Bedknobs and Broomsticks The Biscuit Eater Now You See Him, Now You Don't Napoleon and Samantha Run, Cougar, Run Snowball Express The World's Greatest Athlete Charley and the Angel One Little Indian Robin Hood [X] Superdad Herbie Rides Again The Bears and I The Castaway Cowboy The Island at the Top of the World The Strongest Man in the World Escape to Witch Mountain The Apple Dumpling Gang One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing The Best of Walt Disney's True-Life Adventures Ride a Wild Pony No Deposit, No Return Treasure of Matecumbe Gus The Shaggy D.A. Freaky Friday The Littlest Horse Thieves The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh A Tale of Two Critters The Rescuers [X] Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo Pete's Dragon Candleshoe Return from Witch Mountain The Cat from Outer Space Hot Lead and Cold Feet The North Avenue Irregulars The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again Unidentified Flying Oddball The Black Hole The London Connection
1980âs
Midnight Madness The Watcher in the Woods Herbie Goes Bananas The Last Flight of Noah's Ark Popeye The Devil and Max Devlin Amy Dragonslayer The Fox and the Hound Condorman Night Crossing Tron Tex Trenchcoat Something Wicked This Way Comes Never Cry Wolf Return to Oz The Black Cauldron [X] The Journey of Natty Gann One Magic Christmas The Great Mouse Detective [X] Flight of the Navigator Benji the Hunted Return to Snowy River Oliver & Company [X] Honey, I Shrunk the Kids [X] Cheetah The Little Mermaid [X]
1990âs
DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp The Rescuers Down Under White Fang Shipwrecked Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken The Rocketeer [X] Beauty and the Beast [X] Newsies [X] Honey, I Blew Up the Kid The Mighty Ducks Aladdin [X] The Muppet Christmas Carol [X] Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey A Far Off Place The Adventures of Huck Finn Hocus Pocus Cool Runnings [X] The Three Musketeers Iron Will Blank Check [X] D2: The Mighty Ducks White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf The Lion King [X] Angels in the Outfield Squanto: A Warrior's Tale The Santa Clause [X] The Jungle Book Heavyweights [X] Man of the House Tall Tale A Goofy Movie Pocahontas Operation Dumbo Drop A Kid in King Arthur's Court The Big Green Frank and Ollie Toy Story [X] Tom and Huck Muppet Treasure Island [X] Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco James and the Giant Peach [X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame [X] First Kid D3: The Mighty Ducks 101 Dalmatians [X] That Darn Cat Jungle 2 Jungle Hercules [X] George of the Jungle [X] Air Bud [X] RocketMan Flubber [X] Mr. Magoo Meet the Deedles Mulan [X] The Parent Trap [X] Air Bud: Golden Receiver I'll Be Home for Christmas A Bug's Life [X] Mighty Joe Young My Favorite Martian Doug's 1st Movie [X] Endurance Tarzan [X] Inspector Gadget [X] The Straight Story Toy Story 2 [X]
2000âs
Fantasia 2000 The Tigger Movie [X] Dinosaur [X] Disney's The Kid Remember the Titans 102 Dalmatians The Emperor's New Groove [X] Recess: School's Out [X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire [X] The Princess Diaries Max Keeble's Big Move Monsters, Inc. [X] Snow Dogs Return to Never Land The Rookie Lilo & Stitch [X] The Country Bears Tuck Everlasting The Santa Clause 2 [X] Treasure Planet [X] The Jungle Book 2 Piglet's Big Movie [X] Ghosts of the Abyss Holes [X] The Lizzie McGuire Movie Finding Nemo [X] Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [X] Freaky Friday [X] Brother Bear The Haunted Mansion [X] The Young Black Stallion Teacher's Pet [X] Miracle Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence Home on the Range [X] Sacred Planet Around the World in 80 Days America's Heart and Soul The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement The Incredibles [X] National Treasure [X] Aliens of the Deep Pooh's Heffalump Movie [X] The Pacifier [X] Ice Princess Herbie: Fully Loaded [X] Sky High [X] Valiant [X] The Greatest Game Ever Played Chicken Little The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [X] Glory Road Roving Mars Eight Below [X] The Shaggy Dog The Wild [X] Cars [X] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest [X] Invincible The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D [X] The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause [X] Bridge to Terabithia Meet the Robinsons  [X] Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End [X] Ratatouille [X] Underdog [X] The Pixar Story The Game Plan Le Premier Cri Enchanted [X] National Treasure: Book of Secrets [X] Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert College Road Trip The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Dasavathaaram WALL-E [X] Beverly Hills Chihuahua Morning Light (High School Musical) [X] (High School Musical 2) [X] High School Musical 3: Senior Year Bolt [X] Bedtime Stories [X] Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience Race to Witch Mountain Hannah Montana: The Movie Earth Trail of the Panda Up [X] Lilly the Witch: The Dragon and the Magic Book G-Force [X] Walt & El Grupo The Book of Masters Disney's A Christmas Carol Old Dogs The Princess and the Frog [X]
2010âs
Alice in Wonderland [X] Waking Sleeping Beauty Oceans Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Toy Story 3 [X] The Sorcerer's Apprentice The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos Secretariat Do Dooni Chaar Tangled [X] The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story Tron: Legacy Anaganaga O Dheerudu Lilly the Witch: The Journey to Mandolan Mars Needs Moms Zokkomon African Cats Prom Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [X] Cars 2 Winnie the Pooh The Muppets [X] John Carter Chimpanzee Arjun: The Warrior Prince Brave [X] The Odd Life of Timothy Green Frankenweenie Wreck-It Ralph [X] Oz the Great and Powerful Wings of Life Monsters University [X] The Lone Ranger [X] Planes Frozen [X] Saving Mr. Banks [X] Muppets Most Wanted [X] Bears Million Dollar Arm Maleficent Planes: Fire & Rescue Khoobsurat Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Big Hero 6 [X] Into the Woods [X] McFarland, USA Cinderella Monkey Kingdom Tomorrowland Inside Out [X] (ABCD) ABCD 2 The Good Dinosaur The Finest Hours Zootopia [X] The Jungle Book Tini: The Movie Alice Through the Looking Glass Finding Dory The BFG Pete's Dragon Queen of Katwe Moana [X] Growing Up Wild Dangal (March of the Penguins?) [X] L'Empereur - March of the Penguins 2: The Next Step Beauty and the Beast [X] Born in China Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Cars 3 Ghost of the Mountains Jagga Jasoos Coco [X] Expedition China A Wrinkle in Time Incredibles 2 [X] Christopher Robin The Nutcracker and the Four Realms Ralph Breaks the Internet Mary Poppins Returns Dumbo Penguins Aladdin Toy Story 4 [X] The Lion King Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Lady and the Tramp Noelle Frozen II One Day at Disney Togo
2020âs
Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made
There are about 431 movies on this list and I have seen about 124 of them, for a total of 28.7% of all Disney movies.
This should be a nightmare.
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National Enquirer, March 2
Cover: $100 billion Mormon charity scandal exposedÂ
Page 2: Rihanna has been trying to party away her pain since her nearly three-year romance Hassan Jameel ended and her family wants her to ditch Hollywood and come home to BarbadosÂ
Page 3: Julia Roberts kisses and holds hands with Bruce Bozzi as husband Danny Moder was right next to herÂ
Page 4: Reba McEntire and Kelly Clarkson are the best of friends in public but behind the scenes Kelly thinks Reba is the mother-in-law from hellÂ
Page 5: Amber Heard spent Oscar night at a party trashing ex Johnny Depp and claiming she was the real victim despite audiotapes where she admits she hit Johnny, Quentin Tarantino is taking heat for basing a character in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood on convicted pedophile James StacyÂ
Page 6: Child star turned train wreck Macaulay Culkin is sparking new fears he will spiral into a drug- and booze-fueled relapse after making light of his struggles with addiction, Robert Conrad was still alive when his family began feuding over his $10 million estateÂ
Page 7: Anne Heche says sheâs broke and doesnât have enough money for food and shelter and also asked a judge to order her ex James Tupper to pay back child support payments in their ongoing legal battle over their ten-year-old son AtlasÂ
Page 8: Chrissy Teigen has been secretly tormented by domestic violence hell -- her brother-in-law tried to strangle her half sister YatineeÂ
Page 9: Troubled Matthew Perry has been included in plans for the upcoming Friends reunion but heâs been iced out of social gatherings with his former sitcom pals for fear heâll go off the railsÂ
Page 10: Hot Shots -- Alfonso Ribeiro, Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg, Diane KeatonÂ
Page 11: A tarot reader told 46-year-old Heidi Klum she would get pregnant and now Heidi and husband Tom Kaulitz are committed to making it come true, Jon Peters says he paid off $200,000 of Pamela Andersonâs debt before ending their marriage after 12 daysÂ
Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Green Day and Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart make cocktails on Ellen, Liza Minnelli looks unrecognizable on the cover of Variety, Jay-Z is producing next yearâs Super Bowl halftime show and has already booked himself and wife Beyonce, Jennifer Lopezâs daughter Emme has been receiving record deals since she took the stage at the Super Bowl halftime show but sheâs only 12 so her parents J.Lo and Marc Anthony want to take things slow, Jessica Simpson is in talks to join RHOBH
Page 13: Jim Carrey acted like a sleazebag during promotions for Sonic the Hedgehog when he told a female reporter that the only thing left to do on his bucket list was her, Chris Brown and Amber Rose got facial tattoos, Jussie Smollett has been hit with six new charges for allegedly lying to Chicago cops about a racist and homophobic attackÂ
Page 14: True CrimeÂ
Page 15: Coronavirus is Chinese bioweapon gone rogueÂ
Page 16: Jennifer Aniston still wants to have kids, Kate Hudson is planning a wedding to musician Danny Fujikawa and wants all her kidsâ dads to perform at the wedding like Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and Matt Bellamy of MuseÂ
Page 17: Kobe Bryant saved his once-troubled marriage to Vanessa Bryant by rediscovering his Catholic faithÂ
Page 18: Real LifeÂ
Page 19: Lizzo lived in her car before hitting it big, Dr. Ozâs once-popular talk show is on life support and he has reached out to Kathie Lee Gifford to revive itÂ
Page 20: Jeffrey Epsteinâs former right-hand woman Ghislaine Maxwell is selling his darkest secrets to the highest bidder, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were plotting a billion-dollar money grab before Megxit
Page 21: JonBenet Ramseyâs possible killers named in a podcastÂ
Page 22: Cover Story -- Mormon Church rocked by $100 billion scandal -- whistleblowers claim officials misled members and never spent treasure collected for charityÂ
Page 24: Americaâs dirty clergy revealedÂ
Page 28: New probe into Malcolm X killing -- lawyers say two were wrongly convicted in the 1965 shootingÂ
Page 29: How to spot a spycam in your hotelÂ
Page 30: Health WatchÂ
Page 36: Tupac Shakur is alive and being guarded by a Navajo tribe in New Mexico, Ozzy Osbourneâs Parkinsonâs disease has devastated his family but his daughter Kelly Osbourne said the tragedy has brought the two of them closer togetherÂ
Page 38: Aging diva Madonna was kicked to the curb by boytoy Ahlamalik Williams and has been hell to deal with ever since, Tanya Tucker finally getting married at age 61, Hollywood Hookups -- Mario Bello and Dominique Crenn engaged, Don Felder engaged to Diane McInerneyÂ
Page 42: Red Carpet Stars & Stumbles -- Oscars -- Florence Pugh, Gal Gadot, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Janelle MonaeÂ
Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Tesla co-stars Ethan Hawke and Kyle MacLachlan at SundanceÂ
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Gleam Upon the Soundtrack
In the past, Iâve released my book playlists before the launch of the book. These tend to be inspiration playlists, not the music I find myself writing to. (If youâre interested in a âwriting playlist,â let me know in the comments! Iâd be happy to assemble something. Thereâs very much a âtypeâ of music I listen to when writing a Bell Forging Cycle book.) Since Gleam Upon the Waves has been out for a little over a week, I thought Iâd go a step further and not only share the playlist but give a few details, why I chose particular songs, and how I felt they reflected (and inspired) aspects of the story.
First, the playlist! Jam out, roaders.
Not a Spotify fan? The playlist is also over on YouTube.
SPOILER WARNING
The following details will contain Gleam Upon the Waves spoilers. So, if youâre still reading, Iâd recommend avoiding the rest of this post until after you finished the book. For the rest of you, letâs head deeper into the playlist.
Prologue
Sons and Daughters â American Spirit
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Sleep now child beneath The heavy current Dragging you along
This was the song that inspired this book. Something about life dragging you through the wringer without caring about your desires or plans cemented itself inside my head (even well before 2020.)
Chapter 1 & 2
Baltimore Blues No. 1 â Deer Tick
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Can you hear the sound of the crawling flesh Now can you smell the burning desire This place is too small to hide All the ghosts thatâs kicking around inside
Thereâs something gritty to this Deer Tick song. I felt it was a nice pairing to Wal putting on airs and wearing suitsâdespite his intentions, he canât hide who he is. His problems will not disappear. Lovat devours.
Chapter 3
Gates of Dawn â Heartless Bastards
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I have awoken The footsteps sound of thunder
While this tune more positive than Walâs experience, I thought opening a new reality deserved a song that had a similar impact. Iâm also a sucker for Erika Wennerstromâs vocals. (Probably why Heartless Bastards make an appearance a little later.)
Chapter 1-3
How Deep Is The Ocean â Miles Davis
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Like I wouldnât include this in an ocean-themed playlist.
Chapter 4
bury a friend â Billie Eilish
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Why arenât you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go?
I had this chapter in my head since Red Little World. I also read it for Dead Drop Live last week. I loved the idea of Ashton being this ghost that haunts Walâan echo of his past. One he weirdly cares about despite understanding that heâs an enemy. Eilishâs pop-minimalism just felt right for a decoupled avatar whom you may or may not want dead.
Chapter 5
Wild and Wasted Waters â Kill It Kid
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Wild and wasted waters Have come to carry me on
For something so deadly, humans have an odd fascination with water. Also, this song fits with Wal being entirely out of his element. Itâs helped by the Alan Lomax sample that works too well as an undercurrent for the story happening to Wal.
Chapter 6 & 7
Blood on your Bootheel â Caroline Rose
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Think if you act like a man, you can alter this wheel; You can make it in this world without that blood on your bootheels
âAltering the wheelâ is something Wal has attempting for a while (since Old Broken Road, if weâre honest,) but he canât change his destiny. He can kick against the goads as much as he wants, but fate will drag him along whether he wants it or not.
Chapter 8
âRound Midnight â Thelonious Monk
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No lyrics, but man what a song. (If you havenât noticed, any of the jazz numbers I call out in the books end up in my playlists.)
Chapter 9 & 10
Glitter & Gold â Barns Courtney
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Do you ponder the manner of things In the dark The dark, the dark, the dark
Walâs damn lucky for a guy that canât escape his reality, eh? Thereâs also an element of foreshowing here. With the cultâs interest Wal canât escape his past just like he canât escape fate.
Chapter 11
Lovecraft in Brooklyn â The Mountains Goats
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Someday somethingâs coming From way out beyond the stars To kill us while we stand here Itâll store our brains in mason jars
If youâve read the last three books, it should be obvious why I included this one. Also, John Darnielle is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs.
Chapter 12, 13, & 14
Sirens â Lola Marsh
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In a million years Itâll all be over Within a million years Itâll all be over
Yael Shoshana Cohenâs voice is incredible. There is a vastness in this song that matched the tone of the Wasteland. It also deals with time on an epic scale, and thatâs something I appreciatedâitâs cosmicy without being overt.
Chapter 15
Postcards From Hell â The Wood Brothers
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I got a soul that I wonât sell And I donât read postcards from hell
I hope you caught how Gleam Upon the Waves reflects the other stories up until this point. Wal waking in a hospital and pushing himself out of bed is awfully familiar. Despite what heâs faced with, Wal tends not to stop. Heâs relentless. Tell him things are bad, and he keeps going. His tenacity is admirable, if not a bit foolish.
Chapter 16 & 17
Wicked Waters â Benjamin Booker
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This must be where I lose it all, darling Throw myself into wicked waters
Again, water. Maybe our pal acted a bit too rashly?
Chapter 18
Ding Ding Dong â Waipod Petchsuphan
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For all its familiarity, Empress is a foreign place, and Wal is a stranger. This poppy Thai luk thung track from â76 sparked similar emotions for me. Itâs familiar, borrowing from common themes, but at the same time itâs different from other music of the era. Itâs also a bop.
Chapter 19
Hello, Darling â Conway Twitty
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Hello darlinâ, nice to see you, itâs been a long time
Should be fairly obvious.
Chapter 20
Figure It Out â Royal Blood
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Nothing better to do When Iâm stuck on you And still Iâm here Trying to figure it out
This is a fairly big reveal, and while the theme of the song is related to Walâs relationship with Essie, itâs even more complicated. âFiguring it outâ is kinda a thing here, see?
Chapter 21, 22, & 23
You Want it Darker â Leonard Cohen
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Thereâs a lullaby for suffering And a paradox to blame But itâs written in the scriptures And itâs not some idle claim You want it darker We kill the flame
Cohenâs last album deals with death and loss, thereâs a heaviness to it, and it felt fitting for this section of the book.
Chapter 24, 25, 26
Mean Old World â Big Bill Broonzy
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This is a mean old world to live in, Iâm just travelinâ through Itâs a mean old world to live in, Iâm just travelinâ through Yes, sometime I get so blue, that I donât know what to do
Another one that should be obvious. Poor Wal. Whoâs the jerk that subjects him to this?
Chapter 27 & 28
Madness â Ruelle
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Nowhere to run from all of this havoc Nowhere to hide From all of this madness, madness, madness
Eventually, you can only experience so much before it all just begins to break down.
Chapter 29 & 30
Sway â Heartless Bastards
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So, I stumble and I sway into the room and I fade I hope my darkest day are behind me I want to stay here in the sun for a while I hope my darkest days are behind me
Thereâs a spark of hope here, and I feel like thereâs a spark of hope in these chapters as well. Yes, two Heartless Bastard songs in this playlist. Youâre going to have to deal.
Chapter 31
Remains â Algiers
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While the captors boast On how they lower your costs The rich men gamble At the foot of the cross
When you make a decision, you need to be ready to deal with the outcome.
Chapter 32
Revival â Soulsavers
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Why am I so blind With my eyes wide open, oh? Trying to get my hands Clean in dirty water
A song about people doing something they feel is right even though reality clashes with that desire, and somehow, at their core, they know it. If that doesnât fit the Deeperists, I donât know what would.
Chapter 33 & 34
The Church Bellâs Moan â Bror Gunnar Jansson
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Donât you hear them?
Ring the bell and eventually theyâll come.
Chapter 35 & 36
Get Loud for Me â Gizzle
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I see my goal and get cold as December when Counting our sins, I donât have no friends I came here to win, my start is your end Now let it begin now
FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. Also, this is such a great reflection of the previous song that I had to include it.
Chapter 37 & 38
The End â Kings of Leon
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This could be the end This could be the end This could be the end This could be the end âCause I ainât got a home
A song about change and facing that change. Felt like a fitting end to this playlist.Â
Chapter 37 & 38⌠again
I See A Darkness â Johnny Cash & Bonnie âPrinceâ Billy
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And did you know how much I love you Is a hope that somehow you you Can save me from this darkness?
Wait, never mind. This is even more fitting.
Chapter 37 & 38⌠for real this time
The Parting Glass â Hozier
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Of all the comrades that ere I had, theyâre sorry for my going away, And of all the sweethearts that ere I had, they wish me one more day to stay, But since it falls unto my lot that I should rise while you should not, I will gently rise and Iâll softly call, âGoodnight and joy be with you all!â
No⌠this one.
So, thatâs Gleam Upon the Soundtrack, a Gleam Upon the Waves playlist! I hope everyone enjoyed a glimpse into my musical inspirations. Itâs really fun to assemble these things and reflect on why particular songs spoke to me over another. I totally understand why other authors do it as well. This isnât the only playlist Iâve made for my novels, you can check out the other ones here.
Once again, thanks to everyone for picking up Gleam Upon the Waves. Iâm really proud of it, and I hope you enjoyed your time back in the Territories. If you havenât nabbed your copies yet, you can do so from any of the links below.
Buy the paperback:
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Finally, if youâve finished Gleam, please leave an honest review, and if you liked it, tell your friends! Thank you for making Gleam Upon the Waves one of the books you chose to read this year. Time is finite and itâs an honor you decided to spend some of yours with my book.
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Season 3, Episode 2: The Throuple
Youâll get your dressing on the salad like everyone else.
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The Girl in the Huddle
How Elinor Kaine Penna became a pioneering pro football writer in an industry where women werenât welcome
âI didnât know you were a big sports fanatic,â says a server named Ellen, wandering over to Elinor Pennaâs table after overhearing her story about visiting Baltimore Colts training camp. âI know the Indianapolis Colts, but ⌠the Baltimore Colts!â
âWell, I was,â Penna replies. âThat was one of the most interesting things that ever happened, how they got the Colts out of Baltimore.â
Weâre sitting in the dining room at the Garden City Country Club on Long Island, where she eats often enough to greet the staff by name â and to know what sheâll order. So instead of looking at the menu, Penna, 83, has started laying out a slew of old photos and magazines featuring a common subject: her.
âEllen, look at this â this is 60 years ago,â she says, holding up a photo of her and Johnny Unitas. âThe reason weâre having this lunch is because I was writing about football for 40 newspapers and I wasnât allowed in the press box, being a female.â
âReally, back then?â Ellen replies. âOh, my God.â
âNow look at all the women on the sidelines,â says Penna, a bemused smile crossing her neatly painted red lips. âItâs so easy for them â Iâm so jealous.â
To say Penna was a pioneering woman sportswriter is an understatement. Working under her maiden name, Elinor Kaine, through the 1960s and early â70s, she was a bona fide sports media phenomenon with the syndicated columns, TV deals, book deals and trash talk from disgruntled peers to prove it. Though sheâs intermittently remembered today for her widely publicized fight to get inside an NFL press box, Pennaâs work meant so much more than that.
She was written up in Harperâs Bazaar, Womenâs Day, Newsweek and Vogue (which called her football writing âfunny, gossipy, frank and technicalâ) while getting bylines in Esquire, after that magazine called her âthe best fortune-teller in pro football.â Her challenges to the sportswriting establishment were twofold: first, she was a woman, and, second, she refused both reverence and jargon, favoring a gossipy, bright tone that had more in common with contemporary blogs than it did the work of her stodgy peers. Fans treasured Pennaâs fearlessness and wit, her willingness to comment on both what other writers wouldnât think to (playersâ marital status and pregame rituals) and what they wouldnât dare to (juicy rumors about front office discord and trades). As one admirer put it, âShe must have blood-stained shoes from stepping on so many toes.â
Skeptics â and sexists â dubbed her âpro footballâs Tokyo Rose,â a nickname that unfortunately stuck: âthe only woman in what was designed as a manâs game, and like Rose, an irritant.â In short, as one fellow columnist surmised, âWomen like these hurt the menâs ego.â
But 50 years after what her friend Larry Merchant dubbed âThe Kaine Mutiny,â Penna lives between Long Island and Miami in relative obscurity. Her very active Twitter account (@NFL_Elinor) has 329 followers; she plays in survivor pools (she won $3,000 a few seasons ago) and watches all the games â just on a substantially bigger and more colorful TV than in her early days covering the game.
âImagine looking at a game on a 10-inch black-and white screen, youâre not going to see any of it again, the announcers are boring and thatâs that,â Penna says. âItâs so much more fun now! You have a lot of replays. You can even tape a game and save it for later.â
Itâs true that sports have changed dramatically over the course of Pennaâs life. She was born Elinor Graham Kaine in Miami Beach in 1935, when there were just nine teams in the NFL. She grew up between Chicago and Miami â or between Wrigley Field and Hialeah Racetrack, as she tells it. Her well-off family owned horses, and racing was Pennaâs entrĂŠe into the ever-entwined worlds of sports, gambling and high society.
After barely graduating from Smith College in 1957 with a degree in mathematics â where she had spent most of her time convincing boys to drive her to nearby racetracks, and playing pranks on her classmates â Penna spent a year working in an aeronautical engineering lab at Princeton while taking flamenco guitar lessons on the side (a clause that doesnât sound real but somehow is).
Meanwhile, she began to see the appeal of the NFL: friends would come to visit her in New Jersey on Sundays since from there she could get Giants and Eagles games. Once she moved to New York a year later to become the librarian at an advertising agency in the then-brand-new Seagram Building (essentially living the plot of a minor character on Mad Men), Penna immediately fell in with the classy and sports-crazy crowds at places like P.J. Clarkeâs, the now-defunct Toots Shorâs, Gallaghers Steakhouse â Midtown institutions that were, at that point, still hip.
Clarkeâs, a famed destination for movers and shakers from Sinatra to Steinbrenner, was a particular favorite: she briefly dated the restaurantâs late owner Daniel Lavezzo Jr. (âIt wasnât really a huge romance, but he would be my best friend to this day if he was still aliveâ).
Among the monied, cosmopolitan crowd at Clarkeâs, Pennaâs sports fandom flourished. The Giants would come after home games: Charlie Conerly, Frank Gifford, Dick Lynch, Emlen Tunnell. The panelists of Whatâs My Line?, like Dorothy Kilgallen and Random House co-founder Bennett Cerf, made up another table. âSunday night at P.J. Clarkeâs was really something special,â Penna says, âand with all those people, at least half of them were interested in football.â The restaurant even fielded its own touch football team for a very casual league in Central Park, and Penna played: one column explained she âcan throw a football 35 yards, has great hands, and describes her running style as âvery Mel Triplett.ââ
Going to Giants games at Yankee Stadium was an event: âI remember that we would wait and plan our hats, and suits, and high heels!â she says with a laugh. âPeople dressed to the teeth â they werenât just in sweatshirts. Itâs so awful now.â Her roommate briefly dated Tim Mara, so they could get season tickets on the 50-yard line (which they paid for, Penna notes: at one point the price went up from $20 to $25, and âwe used to crab about itâ). There was the game, and then the game after the game: âEverybody waited in the Stadium Club [a VIP lounge, basically] for Frank Gifford to come and pick up his wife Maxine,â says Penna. It was also where she started meeting the people who would become her sources.
Penna, who had grown up around gambling because of her familyâs racing bona fides, recognized a market inefficiency and saw an opportunity. Plus, she was tired of her day job at the agency. âThere were bookmakers in all the sports restaurants in New York at that time, and they were all taking football bets,â she explains. âNothing was legal, and so at that point they didnât put the line in the newspaper â I donât think it was allowed.â
So in 1961, she decided to go it alone and start a weekly newsletter called Lineback. First, Penna befriended a bookie in Vegas, who she would call every week to get the following Sundayâs lines. Then she would type them up and add the most interesting news from around the league, which she gleaned by subscribing to the local papers in every single city that had an NFL team â so many papers the post office wouldnât deliver them, and Penna had to walk to Times Square and haul them all back to her apartment at 69th Street and 2nd Avenue. Then she would make 500 copies or so, and by Thursday, five or six select restaurants (which would each pay $10 a week) had a stack of copies of Lineback on the bar.
In other words, she was aggregating. âIn the New York papers, they covered the Giants; In Chicago, they covered the Bears,â she explains. âThey would write one article about the visiting team â like on a Friday â and that was it. But just think about it: 12 teams and no national news about them at all. No TV, no radio.â The paper had two droll slogans: âAmericaâs oldest and only pro football newsletter,â and âYou donât have to like football to like Lineback.â
Penna began to meet more and more people in sports after she started the newsletter, and got better and better intel from fans, avid gamblers, team staff and players. She may not have been allowed inside the press box or in the locker room, but as one anonymous editor put it, âShe can gather more inside information, without venturing inside a single locker room, than J. Edgar Hoover, Walter Winchell and Louella Parsons combined.â
She started selling subscriptions â $3 each â and counted Yankees manager Casey Stengel and Ethel Kennedy among her readers. (Penna was particularly proud of her incarcerated subscribers: âSend a subscription of Lineback to your favorite convict,â she told one paper.) Even NFL commissioner Pete Rozelle eventually got onboard, despite the fact she continually ribbed âThe Big Bopper,â as she called him, in Linebackâs pages. Her readership started in the hundreds, and would eventually grow to thousands â all served by her and a group of friends stuffing envelopes in her living room.
By the mid-60s, it was a cult favorite: âReligiously read by the George Plimpton set,â as one paper described, though Penna says she never met the Paris Review co-founder. âThe foremost, chicest professional football newsletter in the land ⌠that is becoming the rage of the gameâs emerging social set,â said another. Esquire called it âthe most accurate and interesting inside information about professional football.â It was even called âsexy.â
âBut it wasnât!â Penna protests with a laugh. âJust to be the only girl made them think it was something.â She pauses. âWhen a football newsletterâs sexy, thatâs going to be the day.â
Itâs true, though, that Penna delivered football news with a rare humor and irreverence. Before pundits, Twitter and blogs made them sportsâ most valued currency, she understood the power of a quick, bold take â especially when accompanied by a good one-liner. She described Vince Lombardi, for example, as âthe Sophia Loren of football: top attraction, big on top, very volatile but warm of temper.â
âMy aim is to go against the public relations garbage, which makes every team sound like it has 40 All-Americans in perfect health waiting and ready to go,â she told one reporter.
Some of her peers reviled her unorthodox approach. Others, like Larry Merchant, who was a columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News when Penna came on the scene, relished the way she turned things upside-down. âShe had a take on what was going on in pro football that lined up with the direction sportswriting was starting to go into in the â50s and â60s,â says Merchant. âDealing with professional athletes like they were 6-feet tall, not 10-feet tall; talking about their backgrounds and personalities, not just how many yards they gained that day. It was also a time when pro football was starting to emerge as a very powerful force.â
âThe human interest stuff is what I was interested in, and that goes across genders,â Penna says. âWhen television came, instead of reporting the game the way it had been done for centuries, they had to look for another dimension â so people became writers. Old sportswriters werenât writers.â
Uncovering trivia about playerâs personal lives was one thing, but it was Pennaâs accuracy and scoops that wound up getting her widespread attention. A big break came when she was one of the only sportswriters to pick the Browns over the Colts, who were 7-point favorites, in the 1964 championship game. What made her do it? She leans over confidentially: âNobody else did.â After that, she was regularly called Nostradamus.
She was the first to posit that Lombardi would leave the Packers in 1968 (though she had guessed he would come home to New York), and she scooped the location of the 1969 Super Bowl by calling hotels in New Orleans and innocently asking for Super Bowl-weekend reservations. At the same time, she was reporting on how Donny Anderson was the only man on the Packers who wore black silk underwear and compiling lists of football players âwith first and last names which could pass for first names.â She loved Steve Stonebreaker: âthe ultimate in names.â Nothing was off-limits, and everything was at least a little bit funny.
Soon, she started getting punnily titled spots in papers around the country: âFemale on the Fifty.â âGirl in the Huddle.â âPowder Puff Picker.â âFrom the Weak Side.â âBeauty and the Beef.â The one that eventually stuck was âFootball and the Single Girl.â Despite their gendered titles, the columns had the same peppy mix of football miscellany found in Lineback â and were certainly too insidery for the novice.
Penna was also commissioned by teams and papers around the country to write guides to football specifically for women, including one that was syndicated nationally before the very first Super Bowl, and a chapter in the 1968 Encyclopedia of Football. Somehow, though, rather than patronize her audience, Penna proffered entirely lucid, often hilarious and highly educational introductions to the gridiron.
âMen pro football fans have certainly made it hard for a girl to enjoy the game,â one began. âThey pretend football is too complicated for a female to understand, hoping to keep the gridiron a no-womanâs land. Beat them at their own game!â It proceeds to instruct women to do exactly what men do to this day: note extremely obvious facts about the game as though they are revelatory, and use well-worn football cliches to sound in the know:
âBefore the play you might volunteer the fact that third down situations (and use the word â itâs very âinâ) make you terribly nervous. If the team makes a first down, say, âI was worried they might not make it. Football is such a game of inches, isnât it?â and smile.â
Another evergreen tidbit: âAny girl who wants a sophisticated football fan to fall in love with her should talk about the offensive line. That is one line that is guaranteed.â
She started doing additional widely syndicated columns just to pick the following weekâs games, touted with full-page advertisements insisting âElinor Kaine can outpick ANY MAN!â while challenging readers to not âlet her get away with it.â There was another column for Football News, and racing coverage in the offseason. Regular local TV appearances followed, and by 1966 she was making picks weekly on NBCâs Today.
âMost of the time when I was on television, I was not on television because they wanted me personally as a football writer to be on,â Penna insists now. âThey wanted a girl, and they didnât care what I said. I made the picks because nobody else wanted to.â She appeared on Whatâs My Line? and To Tell The Truth, always stumping the panelists who could never fathom that a woman would write about football.
Penna generally downplays the sexism she faced, or deflects with jokes â but thereâs no question it was inescapable. Thereâs how she was constantly introduced: âPert,â âpretty,â âreasonably pretty,â ânicely developed intellectually and otherwise,â etc. In the early days, when she was trying to get on the mailing list for NFLâs weekly press releases, the head of PR told her he couldnât send them to her because âyou donât work for a newspaper and youâre a girl.â So each week, he left a copy at the reception of the NFL headquarters, and she went to pick it up. Eventually he decided it would be alright to send them â as long as he addressed them to âMr. E. Kaine.â
At one point, she applied for a press credential for a Giants game. âListen, girl: the turf at Yankee Stadium is sacred,â the team PR rep told her. âNo female is ever going to put her foot on it â at least as long as Iâm here.â Penna recalls the incident with typical good humor: âThrough the years, the Giants have been the most old-fashioned, backwards organization possible â and here they are in New York City, which is a shame.â
She sent application after application to the Pro Football Writers of America, which were ignored until Rozelle invited her to dinner with the head of the organization and insisted they allow her in. She never met most of her newspaper editors, never went to the offices; at that time, there were almost always two papers in every city, and the more prestigious ones would never pick up her column.
Penna got a slew of hate mail â âand they arenât all love letters either,â she joked at the time. It may have been less profane than the responses women sports reporters get now (though Al Davis was known to refer to her as âthat bitchâ), but it was certainly no less mercurial. âI get a royal ribbing on how a woman can be expected to know, comprehend or delve into the manâs world of professional football,â she told one interviewer. âThey say I ought to get married and go to the kitchen because they donât agree with what I write. Theyâre people who are stupid or donât have a sense of humor, or both.â
Then there was the fact she was single for most of her professional life. When I ask if she ever felt pressured to quit and get married, she interrupts me: âNo, no, no. I never wanted to do that. I donât know what I wanted to do ...â
Penna was asked about it at the time, too â specifically about what her parents thought. âThey think I should be married,â she said. âYou know, we are a square family, and they think I should be married to an executive and having children. They donât say anything, but they seem to be puzzled by my entire life.â
Most of the time, her personal life was just one more source of jokes. One anecdote that appeared over and over quoted a nameless escort as saying, âI thought I was out with [storied journalist and racing fan] A.J. Liebling.â Penna dryly insisted she had âarmy of beaus,â all of whom she told to buy a subscription to Lineback. âNobody ever said no,â she added.
Looking back on it, she sighs. Penna doesnât have much patience for self-indulgence or over-seriousness, but the realities of what she went through are still daunting. âSome of these things are just so incredible,â she concludes.
The incident that Penna is, unfairly, best known for is her battle to get in the press box at the Yale Bowl, where the Giants and Jets were slated to face off for the first time in a 1969 preseason game. She had been admitted as working press for the first time at Super Bowl III earlier that year, though relegated to an auxiliary press area in the stands. Otherwise, she had been paying to get in alongside the fans.
Penna met a lawyer who offered to file a show cause order in New Haven Superior Court against the Jets, the Giants, Yale, and the New Haven writer who was managing the press box, demanding an explanation for why a registered member of the Pro Football Writers of America was not being admitted to an NFL press box.
What followed was a media firestorm: Pennaâs challenge was covered from coast to coast. âI donât want to take over the press box, I just want to sit in it,â she said at the time. âIt isnât fair to base the availability of press box credentials on the gender of the applicant. I mean, we were all born by the luck of the draw, werenât we?â Eventually, the teams and school acquiesced and gave her the credential â but not before smearing Penna and claiming the case was a publicity stunt backed by the publisher of her upcoming book. âBut wait until she sees where sheâs sitting,â the press box coordinator sneeringly told one paper.
âSo LeRoy [Neiman, the artist and Pennaâs close friend] and I hop into my car â I had a Cadillac convertible that was just incredible â top down, drove up to the Yale Bowl, parked, and when I got to the bottom of the stairs to the press box, they said, âOh, Iâm so sorry, we donât have any seats â weâre totally full.â This was about 11 in the morning,â Penna remembers. âThey showed me to ⌠I think it was probably a newsreel photographer press box under the regular press box, which had like four folding chairs and no place to type. They said, âWeâve saved this for you.â That was the story.â
There were empty seats in the press box, as Pennaâs writer friends relayed to her, but she still wasnât allowed in. The game was a big deal because the Jets were the reigning Super Bowl champions and it was the first time the New York teams had ever played each other, so she had a tighter deadline than usual â but Penna couldnât file on time because she couldnât type.
âIt was the writers who were against me, the teams didnât give a shit,â she says now. âThey didnât want me in there. No girl. They wanted it just for themselves.â
So, for the first time, she wrote about what it was like to be a woman sportswriter. âThe Establishment, the New Haven sportswriters, the Jets and the Giants conspired yesterday, and yours truly watched the Jet-Giant clash practically by my lonesome in a separate and very unequal situation,â she wrote as the lede for that weekâs column. âIâm not crying,â she told another writer who interviewed her about the incident. âIâm just tired of getting treated like garbage. I hate to get kicked around by such little people. I really donât know what Iâm going to do â I donât want to be made a fool of any more.â
Fighting to get inside the press box unintentionally brought Penna an entirely new degree of visibility. It also inspired more ire from both women and men, including other women sports journalists of the era who saw it as attention-seeking. The attention, though, finally got her inside a press box at the Orange Bowl by the invitation of the Dolphins â generally, she just stuck to watching in the stands, where one peer described her as having a transistor radio in one ear, a portable television in a shopping bag at her feet and a thermos of martinis. âIf you got right down to it, I never particularly wanted to go into the press box especially since I wasnât writing about the game itself â I was just annoyed that I couldnât,â she says now. âWouldnât you rather sit in the stands at Yankee Stadium?â
âIâve yet to find a writer with a sense of humor who wanted to keep me out of their press box. And Iâve never met a good writer who didnât have a good sense of humor,â she wrote about her press box battle later in 1969 for Quill, the magazine of the Society of Professional Journalists â the same month that organization admitted women for the first time. âIâm lucky Iâm not a baseball writer. If it sounds like football is conservative, provincial and full of old fogeys, baseball has a mind thatâs strictly centuries B.C.â
At the time, going into the locker room as a woman was a complete nonstarter, as one might imagine. âSome of the guys said they would come out [of the locker room], the ones I knew â all I had to do was come down and ask,â she says now. âThe whole thing about going into a locker room is so overrated. What those players say in the locker room is so boring, when you think about it â unless it was that Rams[/Saints] game last year with the foul, and you interview the guy who says he didnât do it but he did, or something like that. But otherwise thereâs nothing that comes from the locker room thatâs interesting, and never has been.â At the time, of course, she had a quip: âThey give you the same answers whether they have their pants on or off.â
Her book, Pro Football Broadside, came out that same year and was widely serialized in early 1970. Ostensibly framed around the idea of presenting football from a womanâs perspective, in reality it was just a smartly written survey of the state of the league, filled with both the basics of the game and anecdotes from some of its most memorable characters (the image of Joe Namath shaving his legs in the middle of the locker room stays with you).
âThere is something basically discomforting about a gal sportswriter,â one review began. âToo many times itâs just a gimmick; in Elinor Kaineâs case, though, itâs downright embarrassing. Sheâs good.â
Pro Football Broadside begins not with an explanation of the game or a list of the teams, but in the locker room, where Penna vividly describes various playersâ pregame routines and superstitions based solely on secondhand observations because, of course, she wasnât allowed in. She talks about the pharmacy used to get players through the season, from vitamins to morphine and amphetamines, as breezily as she does the preferred cologne of the New England Patriots (EstĂŠe Lauder Aramis).
She describes the game in thoughtful, fresh terms: âIf it is taken two at a time, football can be broken down for spectating purposes into 11 individual duels. Watching one duel at a time is absorbing. Superb athletes, football players use finesse, quickness and cunning as much as size and strength. The mini-wars are violently sophisticated and highly unpredictable.â
And within the book, thereâs no concession to the amateur: Penna covers the pros and cons of âestablishing the run,â the futility of prevent defense and punting (âsuper conservativeâ but â[Don] Shula would rather eat worms than run on fourth and inchesâ), while explaining Norman Mailerâs theory of the hypersexualized relationship between the center and the quarterback and allowing one center to describe the way different quarterbacksâ hands feel against his inner thigh. Penna describes spirals thusly: âThe ball is never served with an olive. Itâs always served with a twist.â
Penna covers racism and segregation in college football and the pros in frank terms, even explaining it wasnât easy for Black players in Green Bay to get a haircut. She cites renowned sociologist Harry Edwardsâ assertion that â[B]lack athletes have long been used as symbols of nonexistent democracy and brotherhood.â The book concludes with a call to get women in football: âAccording to doctors, who claim that nature made women the hardy sex as an ally for childbearing, women are physically as well as emotionally suited for football.â
âI donât think it sold 10,000, but I may be wrong,â she says now. âWhen theyâre on eBay for $2, I always buy them. I have two or three in my kitchen.â
By 1971, Penna had been invited to be on the CBS pregame show, NFL Today with Pat Summerall and Jack Whitaker. Sheâd known them for years prior to getting the gig, where she would just make the weekly picks â despite that, she says they barely greeted her when she came on set.
Sheâd already found warmer reception, though: Penna married an Argentinian horse trainer named Angel Penna in 1971 in a surprise ceremony at a dinner party she threw in New York. Angel had just gotten a job managing the stable of a French countess, so at the end of the 1971 season, Elinor decamped alongside him to live in a castle. âPerhaps itâs our male chauvinism, but we are glad to hear that Elinor Kaine has departed to become one of the newer Americans in Paris,â the Daily News wrote upon her departure. âHer track record as a cutie-pie, self-styled football expert was a low-class, put-on performance.â
At 35, her career as a sportswriter was over.
Penna looks at me skeptically over my salad. âYouâre going to have too much stuff.â Sheâs right.
Epilogue
These days, Penna watches football more or less like the rest of us. From a big, comfortable office chair, she has access to both a TV set to RedZone and a desktop computer with Twitter open.
âYouâve gotta be careful,â she says, opening a tab up to check on the state of her survivor pool. âIâm trying not to tweet, but I canât help it â I could do it all day. Itâs exactly what I was doing 60 years ago: a gossip column.â
Pennaâs a prolific quote-tweeter, particularly when it comes to her longtime home team, the Giants. She speaks â and tweets â with the easy assurance of a born pundit. Her commentary ranges from âterrible snapâ to various critiques of playersâ and coachesâ hair: Kliff Kingsburyâs hair is too short, Ryan Fitzpatrickâs beard is too long. She likes Andy Reid because he doesnât have those âAdam Gase eyes.â âIsnât it amazing that Belichick doesnât open his mouth when he talks?â sheâll ask out of the blue, flashing a grin, ever observing the details that other sportswriters ignore.
âI think that reporters are missing that now â the gossip angle,â she says. âNow they would over-do it â take the fun out of it. And thereâd be [law]suits.â When Penna was working, the league was still sort of the Wild West: in the middle of rapid expansion via the NFL-AFL merger, and only very recently a mainstream phenomenon. Monday Night Football, for example, was born in 1970. Now, the amount of money and power at stake makes playfully prodding players, coaches and owners seem impossible, especially if you want to maintain your sourcing.
âItâs so big. Think how big it is!â Penna says, reminiscing about the era when all the games were on one day. âAnd the London stuff â completely ridiculous. Itâs not good for the players or for the home fans, who canât go unless theyâre really rich.â
After spending almost a decade in France (where she couldnât watch football), she moved with her husband to the same house she lives in now on Long Island, spitting distance from Belmont Park. They started antique shops in Connecticut that have since closed, but she still sells 19th century English pottery online; Angel died in 1992.
I ask the woman Merchant had described as the âfemale Grantland Riceâ if she had ever thought about returning to writing. âNever,â she replies. âSometimes I say, âThat would be a great idea for a column, but not for me to write about.â Think about Jerry Jones. You wouldnât want to interview him, because he wouldnât tell you anything. But you could write columns about him, by reading what other people say.â
âElinor laughed at the pretensions of men who patronized women with their pseudo-expertise,â Merchant wrote on the occasion of Pennaâs retirement from sportswriting. âShe poked fun at the juvenile antics of grown men who played, coached and owned. She fleshed out the people hidden under all that armor and money.â
âShe would come up with these anecdotes that ordinary sportswriters at the time wouldnât care about, would never find out about,â he says now. âIt tickled me that this woman had created a space for herself. One of the reasons I love New York is because I met so many people who had sort of made up their lives in different ways that nobody could have anticipated.â
Penna had made something entirely new with her newsletter and her columns, not only because men wouldnât let her in the room but because she didnât like the rote, dull writing they were doing in that room anyway. She exposed the fallacy of footballâs mystique with frankness and humor, while encouraging women to participate with the confidence of a man: knowing next to nothing about a topic (especially one as ultimately inconsequential as football) and loudly sharing opinions on it anyway.
âI donât know what my goals were then,â says Penna. âI wasnât trying to lay any new roads. I didnât give a shit about that. Trailblazing...that had nothing to do with it at all. I was having fun.â
Itâs perhaps because sheâs so resistant to the idea of being labeled a pioneer that Pennaâs accomplishments have been mostly forgotten; quitting the industry and changing her name also likely had an impact. She remembers being asked to sit on one panel about being a woman in sports media with a shudder. âNatalie, they were the most boring people,â she says. âYou wouldnât want to sit with them for five minutes. They had no sense of humor and took themselves so seriously.â
Thatâs what Elinor reminded me: This is supposed to be fun. Yes, 50 years later, women have only made it to the menâs professional sideline, not onto their gridiron as she called for all those years ago. But as I try to guess how she might end this piece, I have to laugh â thatâs probably a lot closer than theyâd like us to be.
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Trump Reveals White House Faith Initiative on National Day of Prayer
President quotes Billy Graham: âPrayer is the key that opens up the treasures of Godâs blessing.â
President Donald Trump has once again marked the National Day of Prayer with new policy designed to protect faith groups and their involvement with the American government.
Joined by his evangelical advisers and leaders from various religious traditions during a Rose Garden ceremony, Trump signed an executive order officially establishing his White House faith office.
After over a year of ad-hoc meetings with evangelicals and others, the White House Faith and Opportunity Initiative will formalize his administrationâs ties with faith leaders and, the President said, offer faith-based organizations equal access to government funding.
âFaith is more powerful than government, and nothing is more powerful than God,â said Trump, before the crowd of about 200 guests.
According to Religion News Service, âthose working on the initiative will provide policy recommendations from faith-based and community programs on âmore effective solutions to povertyâ and inform the administration of âany failures of the executive branch to comply with religious liberty protections under law.ââ
At last yearâs observance, the President presented his executive order offering greater religious liberty protections throughout the federal government, including a promise to ânever ever penalize any person for their protected religious beliefs.â
âThis order was the logical next step to last yearâs executive order which mandated a review of all federal departments, and during that review the White House maintained an open door policy to the faith community,â said Johnnie Moore, the unofficial head of Trumpâs evangelical advisers and a frequent visitor to the White House. ...
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Gordon Lightfoot: If You Could Read My Mind Directors Talk Epic and Intimate Musical Moments
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The documentary Gordon Lightfoot: If You Could Read My Mind, directed by Martha Kehoe and Joan Tosoni, is an intimate look at a prolific singer-songwriter who enriches and is enriched by the history of Canada. Most of the world knows Lightfoot as the singer with the recognizable baritone who put out hits like âSundown,â âIf You Could Read My Mind,â and âEarly Morninâ Rain.â But in his native country, he is a national treasure. Before international fame, in 1967, he actually wrote and performed a piece called âThe Tale of Canadaâ for the countryâs 100th anniversary. After worldwide renown, he mined contemporary local history with the âThe Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.â
Lightfoot caught the performance bug early. He was five when he debuted his rendition of âIâm A Little Teapotâ at St. Paulâs United Church Sunday School in Orillia. He would go on to study composition, do time as a singing drummer in jazz orchestras, Canadian Broadcast arranger, and session player, even recording with guitar legend Chet Atkins in Nashville in 1962 before moving into folk rock. Working for a time with the same manager as Bob Dylan, the two remained tight friends as they both played Greenwich Village clubs and the folk circuit. Lightfoot performed an acoustic set before Dylan took the stage to play electric for the first time, the documentary reminds us. They are unabashed fans of each otherâs works.
Lightfoot rose up the charts with hits like âCarefree Highway,â âFor Lovinâ Me,â and âRainy Day People.â Besides Dylan, his songs were covered by Elvis Presley, Neil Young, Marty Robbins, Glen Campbell, Ann Murray, Harry Belafonte, Johnny Cash, Liza Minnelli and the Replacements. Frank Sinatra, however, passed on recording âIf You Could Read My Mindâ for being âtoo long,â according to the documentary. Lightfoot was inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2012 and dropped his first full-length album in 16 years, Solo, on March 20.
Quite a few musicians and music enthusiasts are enthusiastic about Gordon Lightfoot, and the documentary lets artists like Sarah McLachlan, Geddy Lee and Gordon Alex Lifeson of Rush, and The Guess Whoâs Randy Bachman explain what they learned coming up, and Ronnie Hawkins talk about the fun of it. Alec Baldwin talks to the fan side, comparing Lightfoot to more poetic singer-songwriters like Cat Stevens.
Martha Kehoe and Joan Tosoni, who co-directed Gordon Lightfoot: If You Could Read My Mind, spoke with Den of Geek about the epic songs and even more epic parties thrown by Canadaâs favorite singer-songwriter.
Den of Geek: Is it federally mandated in Canada to be a Gordon Lightfoot fan?
Martha Kehoe: Gord is in a very singular position, and I think Murray McLachlan kind of points it out in the film when he says, âPeople were looking around going, âWhereâs our music, and whereâs the Canadiansâ stuff?'â And then all of a sudden there it was. So itâs more just a situation that Gord was a very significant artist in Canada, and people were just fans of him from the get-go. He came along at a certain time and place, where Canadians were looking for something, and he just had the talent, and he had the charisma, and people just liked him. We were excited that there was someone that good from Canada.
Joan Tosoni: And also, he was very prolific. I mean, he was a hit-churning machine there for quite a few years.
Kehoe: Popping out records. He was very, very popular in Canada from the time of his first record, but Gord was never pleased with how those United Artists records performed, so thatâs why his deal with Warner was such a big deal, and thatâs when he started having the international hits. He felt like the United Artists label didnât quite know how to promote him. He did a lot of soundtracks in those days.
Do most Canadians know Gordon Lightfoot the way Americans know, say, Bob Dylan?
Kehoe: Itâs a very different relationship though. I think Bob Dylan inspires some awe. Gord inspires awe but if you see Gord downtown, people smile at him, people say, âHey, Gord.â They feel a little closer to him, I would say, than people feel to Bob Dylan. Bobâs always been an enigma, and Gord, while being intensely private and so forth, has approachability for Canadians. Canadians feel like we know him a bit. I feel like Americans donât feel as comfortable with Bob Dylan as Canadians would feel with Gord.
Tosoni: I agree. And Bob Dylan has maintained a kind of, how do I describe it? Heâs deliberately maintained that distance.
Kehoe: He probably had to. The other thing is that Canadians, historically anyway, have been a little less intense than Americans. So even if you are a huge fan of somebody as a Canadian, you might not say hi to them if you saw them in a restaurant. I think everybody feels like Gord could be a friend of theirs, whereas you donât necessarily feel that with Bob Dylan.
How did you approach Gordon Lightfoot about being in the documentary?
Tosoni: Well, we had been talking about it for years, but Gord felt he wasnât ready. It was too soon for him. So when he was about 75, he said, âOkay, now itâs time. Letâs do it.â We did a preliminary shoot to make a promotion reel for funding, but it did take us five years to get the complete funding to do the film. So it was always in discussion, and we only went ahead when Gord felt he was ready.
So it wouldnât have been made without his input?
Kehoe: Well, we didnât even think of that. His input was a big part of it. Weâve done things about his career before, but we sought to make this a feature film. Gordâs had a lot of profiles done on him. Heâs done tons of promotion, but heâd never done anything that felt like youâd really feel like youâd spent time with him. We wanted to do something that was intimate and really authentic to Gord somehow.
Tosoni: Gord has done so many interviews. But I think at this stage, he committed himself to maybe revealing more than he did in the standard interviews. He recognized the importance of a documentary that was going to be more in-depth and maybe have to reveal more of himself than he had before.
Kehoe: Although, honestly, when he first saw the film, his attitude⌠What did he say, Joanie? Was it jaw-boning?
Tosoni: Oh, yeah. âA little too much jaw-boning and not enough music.â
Kehoe: That was his thumbnail take on his first watching of the film.
Tosoni: We asked him when we had completed the film and before anyone had seen it, if he wanted to see it, because we were opening at the Hot Doc Film Festival in Toronto. And there was going to be a big audience of some VIPs, people in the film, et cetera. And we asked him if he wanted to see it. He said, âNope. Iâll see it with everybody else.â
Since that time, heâs seen it with a few audiences, and he told me, âI really like the film now.â But if it had been up to him, it would have been all music and no talk.
Did the Second City skit âGordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Writtenâ come up in conversation?
Kehoe: We actually didnât talk about that, but he would know all those SCTV guys, and he wouldâve found that hilarious. He doesnât mind being lampooned, especially now. I think heâs a lot less sensitive than he used to be when he was a younger man. He talks about that in the film, that as a Canadian, he always felt like he was a little bit awkward, that he had a little bit of hay in his hair compared to some of the slicker people he used to meet in the music industry. But heâs got a good sense of humor about himself.
Tosoni: Burton Cummings does a thing when heâs onstage: âLightfoot singing âMaggie Mayâ and Gord laughs at it. Heâs okay with it.
While I was waiting for you to call, I was watching a video of Joni Mitchell jamming with Bob Dylan and Roger McGuinn at Gordon Lightfootâs house. So I want to ask about his reputation as a terrific rock and roll party host.
Kehoe: Yeah. He had that big house in Rosedale for a long time, and it was sort of an unofficial headquarters for a group of people that hung out in Toronto. I say Gordon Lightfoot is kind of our Zelig or Forrest Gump. Heâs met everyone. Heâs been a part of every single scene in Canada. Thereâs never been a party in Canada that Gordon Lightfoot couldnât get into, and thatâs now and then. And he hosted a lot of them too.
He always had sort of an open door policy. Steve Earle told us a story about when he was in Toronto, and heâd been a fan of Gordâs. And they said, âOkay. Well, let us make a call.â And somebody just drove him to Gordâs door and let him off and said, âWeâll come and pick you up in a couple hours.â And Steve was like, âOh, my God, what do I do now?â But they went in and played guitar for a couple hours.
Tosoni: And now whenever Steve plays in town, Gord goes and sits in the audience, this many years later.
Kehoe: Gord told us a little bit about Bob Dylan, because as we make the point in the film, Gord has been a lifelong fan of Bob Dylan and still rhapsodizes about his talent as a songwriter. Gordonâs tight with Ronnie Hawkins. So when Dylan used to come up to Toronto to rehearse with the band, Gord wouldâve been in on that scene. He was on the New York scene with his manager there. He knew Joni Mitchell before sheâd even had a hit song. He knew a lot of musicians, and he was a partier, and he loved to host parties. So yes, he was, and he used to have a lot of parties at the Continental Hyatt House as well in L.A.
Dylan is also famously a fan of Gordonâs, so were you surprised that such diverse musicians from Anne Murray to Rush would sing Gordonâs praises?
Tosoni: No, it wasnât a surprise. We were aware. And in fact, one of our disappointments making the film was that we were shooting mostly in the summer. Once we got the go-ahead in May, we had to start getting interviews, and there were several people who were willing, Joan Baez being a major one. We wouldâve loved to have had Joan Baez in the film, but she just was on a huge tour, and we just couldnât get a date where she was available to do an interview. And so, we do know that he has a lot of other performers, with diverse backgrounds, that admire him.
Kehoe: And also, I do feel for that generation of musicians, like the guys from Rush. As they say in the film, he was the first Canadian that got an international following and stayed in Canada. Thereâd been a few people before who had gone to the States and just disappeared into the United States entertainment world. Gord was the first one that stayed at home. So everybody like Rush and Anne Murray, they used him as an example like, âHey, this guy has hits on the radio. He makes a lot of money touring, but he still lives in Toronto. You donât have to go to the States to be successful as a musician.â So thatâs another area where he really was kind of a role model for a lot of subsequent Canadian artists.
How did Alec Baldwin, whoâs neither Canadian nor a musician, get involved?
Kehoe: We were looking for people that spoke to different aspects. And Alec had Gord on his podcast, and you could just tell from the podcast that he was a real fan. We reached out to a number of people, and Alec played a nice role for us. First of all, heâs a big star, so thatâs helpful for your film, but he also is a very articulate music fan and knows a little about the industry. So he was able to speak about Gord as a fan, as someone who wasnât Canadian, who didnât have that historical pull. He didnât grow up listening to his music. He was a fan because the songs that were coming on the radio, and we thought he did a rather nice job of articulating those points.
We decided early on we didnât want to have a really didactic documentary, where we would have a narrator and it would be sort of all that. We wanted it to be very much a conversation, maintain an intimacy. Alec was able to put together a few different things we thought were important that we wanted to show the depth and the breadth of Gordâs fans.
Tosoni: And interestingly too, he said yes immediately. We contacted his people, and we got a positive response right away. It was a really great experience doing that interview with him.
Gordon Lightfoot just released his first new album in 15 years. Did the documentary push him into this or did you happen to catch it at the right time?
Tosoni: In the early 2000s, he had an aneurysm that nearly killed him, and he had just before that written songs. He claims that he forgot about them, and he discovered them in his archives. In his home, he discovered this treasure trove of songs that heâd forgotten about. So he thought, âIâm going to put them out, because they never got put out.â And then he was going to add orchestration to them and a band and everything like that. And he decided it was better just solo, so he brought out this new solo album of songs that he wrote 20-ish years ago.
You both had experience in live television, how is that similar to filming the concert experience?
Kehoe: We did very minimal filming. Joan had already directed a live concert in Massey with him around 2011. We had that, and we felt like that [2018] concert at Massey Hall was kind of special, because Gord played multiple dates in Massey Hall, every year for many years. So fans go to see him and thereâs a very unique kind of mood thatâs quite noticeable. Itâs a give-and-take between the audience and Gord. People go there with their children, so the kids have the experience. Itâs just a very special thing to be a part of. And Massey Hall is very closely associated with Gord. It was closing for renovations, and they had asked Gord to finish it out.
Itâs sort of his second home, and we wanted to cover the experience of him being backstage and the vibe around him being at Massey Hall, so thatâs how that was decided. But we didnât do it with multi-camera and stuff like that, like we would do if we were doing a TV show. We were shooting single camera just to get a few important moments.
Tosoni: Yes, but many of the clips that you see in the film I directed or they were from programs that we had done in the past.
Did anything come out during the filming? Any of the topics surprise you? I was surprised by the Cathy Smith story, the John Belushi connection.
Kehoe: Well, we knew about that, because that was rather famous, and a rather infamous scandal. Again, when anything like that happens from somebody from Toronto, everyone knows about it. So we knew about that, and weâd been interested a long time in his relationship with Cathy Evelyn Smith. And so, we kind of knew that, and we knew it was something people might have forgotten. You wanted to have some exciting âWowâ moments in the film, so that certainly provided one. We found that little clip of her being interviewed, and that was quite an interesting clip, we thought.
I even saw a picture of him with Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan made a lot of duets. Why do you think Gordon wasnât a celebrity collaborator?
Kehoe: I think Gord is just really a private type of guy, and he is quite a perfectionist, and then I think it makes him a little bit nervous performing with other people of a certain magnitude. I think that he likes to control his own sound a lot, and I think he would play with anybody informally and off-camera, anyone, because we know he does, and he has. But on-camera, he likes to be really in control of his own sound and his own performance. I donât know, thatâs just a guess.
Tosoni: Yeah, I agree, and not only on-camera, but in the studio. I think that it was indicated in the film, he was very controlling in the studio. He had control. Heâs in charge. And as soon as youâre collaborating with somebody, you lose that control, and maybe he wasnât comfortable with that.
Kehoe: Thatâs full-on speculation.
Lightfoot worked with the same musicians for years. You said he was sort of controlling, but do they function as a band? Do they input into arrangements, or were they just backing musicians?
Kehoe: I think they do have input into arrangements. I think itâs a little bit of a combination. A lot of artists use studio musicians and then put a band together to tour. Whereas Gord played with those guys for many years. Heâs been with Rick for 50 years, and I feel like there is just a very known quantity. But when they talked about âThe Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,â they wouldâve had some idea of what they were doing. But they all played along, and they used the first take as the song.
Tosoni: Gord also does arrangements, but I think he is open to input from his band, and particularly those heâs been with the longest. For example, he had Pee Wee Charles in his band for a few years, and I think Pee Wee had a certain freedom in the arrangements because of the instrument and because it was something new. I donât know if thatâs really true, but I think heâs collaborative. But again, Gord has a lot of control and hears everything in his mind, and heâs also a music writer, because he can write the score.
What does âThe Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgeraldâ mean to the people around Lake Superior? It only happened a year before he wrote it. Is it still legend?
Tosoni: He plays it at every concert. Itâs certainly a favorite. And also, he came to know the families of the men who were lost in that shipwreck. He carried very much about them and even changed a lyric, one lyric about what caused the sinking was somebody left the hatch open. They found that wasnât true, and he changed the lyrics so that wasnât indicated, because he came to know those people. They would come to the concerts.
Kehoe: And he would go to memorials there too, so heâs been very much in touch with all the survivors of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and itâs very much on his mind now. It was one of the only things he spoke to us about, caring how things were represented in the film. He gave us total carte blanche in the film, but he wanted to make sure that the Edmund Fitzgerald details were as he knew them to be.
He also was a boater on the Great Lakes. Did the wreck change how he approached the lake?
Kehoe: I donât think so, because I think that if youâre a sort of a leisure sailor in Canada, youâre not sailing in November. I think November is freighters-only on the lakes, because of those things. So I think what he had more than anything was a love of the lakes, a love of the islands there, and a love of that whole area. Gord also loved industry in a way that men of his generation really did. I think heâs very interested in all sorts of blue-collar walks of life, of guys that work on ships or miners, or the railroad. He just was fascinated with every aspect of that sort of thing. When he read that story of the Edmund Fitzgerald, I think Gordonâs a guy who sees poetry in things, and he sees epic-ness in the everyday. I think that he really felt that that was such a tragedy. As he says in the movie, if theyâd made another 15 kilometers, they probably wouldâve been safe. And I really think that he felt it was a tragedy that it deserved more notice. He wanted to write an epic poem for this tragedy and for these sailors.
Which documentary filmmakers influenced you?
Kehoe: When I was at film school, I met the Maisel Brothers. They came and talked. And obviously, the films that they made Grey Gardens and Give Me Shelter, thatâs kind of ground zero. Iâve always said that one of my favorite films of all time is Nanook of the North, which was not really a documentary, but it had certain documentary elements. Ken Burns, thereâs so many great documentary makers now.
Canada has also had a long history of documentary. And the CBC, which is the national broadcaster who was our broadcaster partner on this, has a real history of documentary, so thatâs something as Canadians that we just grew up with. We used to watch docs when we were kids. Iâd be remiss if I didnât say the guy who is one of our executive producers. John Brunton, who owns Insight Productions, made a film for TV in 1980 about Canadian music, and that really influenced me.
Tosoni: And me too. We didnât really even know each other at the time, Martha and I, but we both had a bit of the same experience of seeing that program. It was a series called Heart of Gold, based on the Neil Young song, but it was on the history of rock music in Canada, basically, pop and rock. And he had a hard time. People laughed at him when he said he wanted to make this film. And when we saw it on TV, I was calling my friends and saying, âYouâve got to watch this thing. If you miss part one, thereâs two more parts. Watch it.â
As fate would have it, we did the second. Itâs now a trilogy. Martha and I made Country Gold together, which was a three-hour series. And then Martha made Comedy Gold, which was on Canadian comedy.
Heâs been covered by many artists. What are his favorite covers of his, and what are yours covers of his songs?
Kehoe: Sarah McLachlan covered âSong for a Winterâs Night,â and thatâs really lovely. While I was researching this, I heard the Harry Belafonte version of that, and that was quite nice as well. Tony Rice is a bluegrass player, and he did a whole album of Gordon covers. And honestly, theyâre all quite fantastic. Glen Campbellâs done some good ones. Anne Murray, her version of âCotton Jennyâ was kind of a hit in Canada. Obviously, Neil Youngâs version of âEarly Morning Rain.â
Tosoni: And we canât forget Alison Kraussâ version of âShadows.â And also the Tragically Hip version of âBlack Day in July,â which is in the film because Gord Downie and the Tragically Hip are very, very beloved in Canada. Downie died a year or two ago, and when we were making the film actually. We used one that I loved in the film and thatâs the Diana Krall and Sarah McLachlan cover of âIf You Could Read My Mind.â I think itâs really beautiful. Gord says heâs never heard a cover he didnât like.
Itâs a shame Sinatra tossed âIf You Could Read My Mind.â
 Kehoe: Well, apparently, âYou Are the Sunshine of My Lifeâ hit the ground that night, same session, as well. So he was in good company of songs that were rejected out of hand.
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