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aroyallybigbangrwrb · 17 days ago
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A Royally Big Bang: Tier 1/3 Round Up!
bacterial? fungal? nah, baby, we're going viral by @benwvatt with art by magicmelinoe
You Belong With Me by @cricketnationrise with art by @read-and-write-
got swept away in the grey (can i ask you a question) by @violetbaudelaire-quagmire with art by @CactusDragon517
With Sighs You Begged Me to Appear by @hillerskas with art by @fromkenari
Riding My Way Into The Story of Your Life by @nicknacksomniac with art by 2_Rainbow_5
the imperfect perfection of being by @read-and-write- with art by @havanasroses
All Routes Lead to Love by @faketrex with art by pplszwsk
Two of Hearts by @underthefigtree777 with art by @havanasroses
the distance is nothing when one has a motive by @callumsmitchells with art by @tailsbeth-writes
Des Bonnes Raisons Pour T'aimer by @youcancallmekathyp with art by @schittposting
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youcancallmekathyp · 6 months ago
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Des Bonnes Raisons Pour T'aimer by xLoveMx
A Royally Big Bang Fanfiction @aroyallybigbangrwrb
Rated E, 10k Words, No Archive Warning Apply
Halfway across the Atlantic, with Alex engrossed in his French course, Nora had perked up, telling him about her recent calculations and their 99.9 percent chance of having fun in Paris.“What’s the other 0.01 percent?” Alex had asked, watching the corners of Nora’s mouth turn upwards. “Plane crash, getting stabbed with a baguette, take your pick.” // Or. the Paris AU we all deserve.
( title card by Em @schittposting !! x )
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n0connections · 9 months ago
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[Podfic] come get your man (he got lost in my DMs)
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@hexiewrites wrote this flirty, thirsty, and over all fantastic fic that a bunch of us made a multi-voice podfic for.
Steddie Podfic
Rated E
Length: 51:39
Read by: @rufusbear @schittposting @hullosweetpea @amanita-fierce @thesleepyskipper @cottagepodfics @schitthappens @hullomoon @sunlightsymphony patientanxiety @b13-maybethistime @wi22iou Aheada_Lettuce @thirdeye1234 CitrusOwl  and me @n0connections
Edited by: @rufusbear
Soundscape and art by: @n0connections
Listen here!!!
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steddieunderdogfics · 7 months ago
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for the podfic challenge:
come get your man (he got lost in my DMs), written by hexiewrites and podficced here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54357361
come get your man (he got lost in my DMs) by hexiewrites
This fic also has a podfic read by Aheada_Lettuce, Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, CitrusOwl, cottagepodfics, dairaliz, hullomoon, hullosweetpea, NC Pods (N0Connections), patientanxiety, rufusbear (clarkoholic), schittpodding (schittposting), skipperpods (thesleepyskipper), and sunlightsymphony!!
Rating: Explicit
8,446 words, 1/1 chapters
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Social Media, idiots to lovers, 5+1 Things, Gender Non-Conforming Eddie Munson, Blow Jobs, Baking, Eddie Munson writes erotica, Steve Harrington bakes, Awkward Flirting, Title from a Lizzo Song, References to Lizzo's Music, POV Eddie Munson, No beta we die like Barb, TikTok, Steve Harrington is Bad at Flirting, Steve Harrington is a Horny Mess, Confident Bisexual Steve Harrington
Summary:
It’s weird because it’s not that weird. Actually, the weirdest thing about it is the guy seems to be commenting from an account with his entire name attached. It’s just weird for Eddie to open up his notifications and see: Steve_Harrington replied to your video: Great job, this was really excellent. Loved the way your pitch changed subtly to indicate that Aeilin was turned on! Which. Again. Weird for multiple reasons. OR: five times baking-influencer-Steve slides into erotica-author-Eddie's TikTok DMs, and one time it works.
Thanks for the rec!
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farm-witches-fic-recs · 6 months ago
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This Friday we are happy to bring you more of the family, friends, and loved ones around our favorite Schittizens. Please enjoy these community recs and give the authors some love!
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Beautiful People Everywhere (MoreHuman) “Clint and David are out on an errand when they stumble into an awkward shared moment. It's less than 700 words, but this fic still somehow fits in great details, terrific imagery, lovely introspection, a bit of bonding, and some classic Brewer appreciation.”
The Best Is Yet to Come ( @Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, doingthemost (@sarahlevys), Januarium, @Lisamc21, Little_Black_Bow, @petrodobreva, schittpodding ( @schittposting), @ships_to_sail, @sunlightsymphony, @unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau ( @kiwiana-writes)) “The Roses come together to throw Johnny an epic retirement party, but naturally, there are hiccups.  I appreciate that there's text to go with the podfic.”
little bebé crow (otherpeopleareallthereis) “Enjoyed seeing David and Patrick being supportive uncles to a nonbinary OC.”
Love Without End, Amen ( @Chelle68) “Johnny and Clint talk about fatherhood and the challenges they've faced. The stories within the story are so heartwarming. It's one of my go-to holiday reads!”
Maison Valentino (bigficenergy/ @fraudulentzodiac ) “The dynamic between David and Alexis here. Even though they're pre-canon, they're very them in a way that's consistent with what we know of their past lives, and we get to see Alexis support David.”
Sometimes, home is a person (houdini74/ @mostlyinthemorning) “This is the ultimate classic for me as far as families go. The Brewers moving to Schitt’s Creek and the adjustments that Patrick has to go through, it’s the perfect story with everyone you love in it.” we'll get together then, dad (doingthemost/ @sarahlevys) “This fic, where Alexis comes out to Johnny, is a beautiful exploration of their dynamic.”
[We apologize for the weird tagging today, tumblr was being uncooperative.]
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ships-to-sail · 1 year ago
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Hello, friends! This is me *finally* getting around to about a million weeks worth of tags from @kiwiana-writes (and half a dozen other eternally patient individuals) so... here we go!
This is coming from a little thing that has, of course, spiraled into a much bigger thing (and because what better time of year to write a ghost story than Christmastime, amirite?)
Dreams are such fascinating little things. The rocketfire launching of electricity across the sleeping grey matter of the human brain, reabsorbed into that thing that we call self and played out across the movie screen of the mind like a palimpsest of reality, a being that has been before, but also never ever was.  Dreams have long been Henry’s companion in the world. When he was young, young enough that he could remember the sound of his father’s voice, the soft folds of his face when he smiled evident under Henry’s pudgy fingers and not through the cold, smooth gloss of a picture, he’d liked to think of them as channels on a television. Too scary? Not funny enough? Simply grab the remote, and change the channel. Problem solved. Usually. (He doesn’t and won’t ever talk about the summer he’d watched The Blair Witch Project and had needed to sleep in Bea’s room for over a month.) But then time had pulled its cruelest trick of all, and suddenly the things happening in his waking hours were far harder, far scarier, far nastier in the pit of Henry’s stomach than anything his mind could create to supply him with at night. This is also, coincidentally, the time in his life at which Henry stops sleeping through the night.
Tagging a bunch of folks who've tagged me, a couple of folks I just want to hear from, and of course everyone who feels like sharing! @kiwiana-writes @rmd-writes @nontoxic-writes @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @sparklepocalypse @celaestis1 @indomitable-love @cricketnationrise @lilythesilly @eponymiad @schittposting @thedidipickles @grapehyasynth @affectionatelyrs @happiness-of-the-pursuit @inexplicablymine
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kiwiana-writes · 8 months ago
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Did the Rwrb movie inspire you to get into writing fic? Or did you read the book before? Love all your stories !
Ahhh thanks for this!
So I read the book in 2021 after recording this podfic for Voiceteam—the challenge was called "Pitch N Pod", where the idea was to pull in people to record a podfic for a media they weren't already familiar with. So @schittposting pitched me and a few other team members RWRB, and it was, at least in my case, a very successful pitch. And at the time I made a concentrated decision not to dip my toes into the fandom, because I was still deep in my Schitt's Creek hyperfixation and frankly I didn't have TIME. But I loved the book, and reread it a number of times.
I fully ignored all the film news/casting details/etc as it was coming out, because I was kind of coming off a string of books I loved getting fucking terrible adaptions and I was just... over it lol. Which meant my first exposure to the film was those little short teasers that came out in the days(/week?) leading up to the trailer drop, and I caught those on instagram and was like "okay well the chemistry's there, that's promising". And then the trailer dropped and it made my brain go BRRRR and two days later I'd posted a soulmate fic and then I read basically the entire book fandom tag in the month between the trailer and the film releases. And now here we are 🤣
[Honesty hour, ask me anything!]
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petrodobreva · 1 year ago
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9 books
thank you for the tag @cricketnationrise! Spoiler alert: This is almost all romance.
Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Simon Snow Trilogy (Carry On, Wayward Son, Any Way the Wind Blows) - Rainbow Rowell
Him - Sarina Bowen & Elle Kennedy (I also like the sequel, and their other book Top Secret)
Darius the Great is Not Okay - Adib Khorram
The Captive Prince Trilogy - C. S. Pacat
The Middle of Somewhere series - Roan Parrish (especially the second one, but you have to read the first one first)
Unequal Affections - Lara S. Ormiston (a Pride & Prejudice variation aka fanfiction)
Seven Days in June - Tia Williams
Love from Scratch - Kaitlyn Hill
Also, like, obviously honorable mention for my other favorite Jane Austens--Persuasion and Sense & Sensibility. Anne Elliot my beloved.
Tagging @noahreids @thesleepyskipper @maxbegone @schittposting @schitthappens @ivelovedhimthroughworse @sunlightsymphony @cutestkilla @danieljradcliffe @roguebebe @nontoxic-writes @grapehyasynth and literally anyone else who wants to play. Consider yourself tagged by me, specifically.
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rmd-writes · 2 years ago
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Woke up to the delightful discovery that @schittposting has made a podfic of one of my RWRB fics, yours for the afternoon 🥰🥰
If podfics are your thing, give it a listen!
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roseapothecary · 1 year ago
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15 questions, 15 mutuals
Thanks for the tags, @stereopticons
1. Are you named after anyone?
I chose my alias in part for my dad, but my parents named me after my mom's favorite aunt. I didn't get to know her (she died very young), but I hear she was pretty cool.
2. When was the last time you cried?
This morning lol.
3. Do you have kids?
Nah. I like kids, but I especially like them when I get to give them back to their parents at the end of the day. Under the right circumstances, though, I wouldn't be opposed to co-parenting.
4. What sports do you play/have played?
I have never heard of a sport.
5. Do you use sarcasm?
Often... especially as a coping mechanism for being sad or stressed. Why be sincere when you can be funny?
6. What's the first thing you notice about people?
I think the best way to phrase this is, like... how they carry themselves. Do they seem confident? Insecure? Nervous? Shy? Outgoing? I tend to match people's energies and try to make them feel comfortable, so this is a big part of that.
7. What’s your eye color?
Hazel
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
I mean, if I have to choose... I choose happy endings, BUT I don't really see why that has to be a dichotomy...
9. Any talents?
I can sing very well, and I can act. I won't call myself a triple-threat because, tbh, choreography is not my strong suit. I've got the rhythm but I am always on the wrong foot lmao. My theatre teacher in high school would very often yell, "OTHER FOOT [REDACTED]!" I also know a lot of random facts about stupid shit because I have a talent for absorbing information (and I will go full-on Stevie Ruins Everything if you let me... which I guess is both a talent and an annoyance). I'm also a speed reader with high comprehension.
10. Where were you born?
Houston, Texas (baby).
11. What are your hobbies?
Writing, reading, theatre, word puzzles, some light gaming
12. Do you have any pets?
I have two dogs.
13. How tall are you?
5'5 and a half
14. Favorite subject in school?
Theatre and chorus, if those count. If not, English.
15. Dream job?
I very frequently fantasize about quitting everything and opening up either a doggie daycare or this café/art gallery that lives in my brain — or a café that does coffee and pastries in the morning, but wine/beer and desserts in the evenings with, like, open mic nights and other things like silly painting classes and whatever.
Tagging: @sarahlevys @landofsonlali @schitthappens @lilythesilly @hagface @maxbegone @schittposting @sunlightsymphony @rosedavid @danieljradcliffe @jddryder @stuckwityou @scullyblr @inexplicablymine @notspecialbabe @designatedgrape
That's actually 16 bc I can't count. Whatever. 😂
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steddie-fanfic-recs · 1 year ago
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Sugarplum Diaries
by schittposting
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington Character: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley Additional Tags: Fluff, Christmas, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Minor Robin Buckley/Chrissy Cunningham, POV Steve Harrington, Flirting, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Eddie Munson, eddie munson is a flirt, Starcourt Mall (Stranger Things), Bisexual Steve Harrington, First Kiss, Mistletoe Words: 3,468 Chapters: 1/1
Summary
Steve gets to the table last, and there’s only one name tag left. SUGARPLUM, it reads in garish red and green. Steve groans. “Robin, trade with me.” “That’s Peppermint to you,” she says, “and sorry, but no.” “Come on, Rob, please, I can’t be Sugarplum all season.” “Sorry,” she says, with a falsely sympathetic grimace. “Shoulda gotten here faster, Sugarplum.” “Sugarplum, huh?” says a deep voice from behind Steve. He turns, and it’s the long-haired guy he’d been staring at earlier. The guy looks Steve up and down, then smiles at him, and Steve’s a goner. He’d do anything to get this guy to look at him like that, smile at him like that, again. The guy raises an eyebrow and gives Steve a little shrug. “Suits you.” Okay, Steve thinks, Sugarplum it is. Steve and Robin get jobs at the mall as elves in Santa's Workshop, and Steve falls for a cute and flirty fellow elf.
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aroyallybigbangrwrb · 6 months ago
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📯We are proud to announce that all of the works in Tier 1: Window 2 have now been posted! Please check out the amazing works posted so far in the Royally Big Bang!!! 📯
The link to our Collection can be found here:
Tagging our wonderful T1W2 authors: @meraki-yao, @accol-fics, @luainthewild, @you-came-back, @benwvatt,
@youcancallmekathyp, @agame-writes
And our talented T1W2 artists: @havanasroses, @littlemisskittentoes, @pimvipart, @inexplicablymine, @cha-melodius,
@schittposting, @thesleepyskipper
👑Kudos and comments and reblogs and kind words are greatly appreciated for our hard-working participants!👑
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schitthappens · 1 year ago
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I got tagged by @roseapothecary to do this little holiday sweater maker!
(It could definitely have some better hair options as someone with a buzz cut but whatevs it was fun!)
Tagging: @schittposting @swiftlythebest @dessertwaffles @apothecarose @seadeepy @hullomoon @hullosweetpea and anyone else who wants to play!
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n0connections · 1 year ago
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[Podfic] when i don't touch you it's a mistake in any life, in each place and forever.
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This massive multivoice podfic of @antithetical-dream-girl 's wonderful steddie fic: when i don't touch you it's a mistake in any life, in each place and forever is now complete! 🎉 Click here to listen now!
Written by: @antithetical-dream-girl Read by: @amanita-fierce @n0connections @sunlightsymphony @mymariahcarey @rufusbear @patientanxiety @hullosweetpea @thirdeye1234 @cottagepodfics @schitthappens @hullomoon @schittposting @wi22iou @b13-maybethistime
Cover Art by: @rufusbear
Edited by: @amanita-fierce and @cottagepodfics
Sound Scape by: @sunlightsymphony and @n0connections
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sarahthecoat · 9 months ago
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i just listened to a really lovely podfic, have to share:
multi voice, very well cast, read, and edited, and so much story in just a few minutes.
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farm-witches-fic-recs · 1 month ago
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Hi witches, I hope your autumn work and play have been joyful and/or productive. There is no rush on this request but I have some long solo car rides ahead and am hoping you have some recommendations for podfics that are a little longer (maybe >30 mins) that might be downloaded for safe driving. The short ones are great! But it’s too much clicking for me while at the wheel. Thank you!
Hello friend!
The coven appreciates your focus on road safety and would suggest you give these a try:
Bound by Symmetry - B13_MaybeThisTime, cottagepodfics, @Delilah-McMuffin, doingthemost ( @sarahlevys), @DoubleL27, Elswherefumbling, @hullomoon, @kiranerys42, @NeelyO67, @petrodobreva, @reginahalliwell, RhetoricalQuestions ( @rhetoricalk), schittpodding ( @schittposting), @schittyfic, @landofsonlali, @sunlightsymphony, @unfolded73 (Fic by barelypink)
Fifteen Hundred Miles - @Amanita-Fierce, schittpodding ( @schittposting) (Fic by MoreHuman)
Good Winter - RhetoricalQuestions ( @rhetoricalk) (Fic by @Distractivate)
Heart of Gold - HowOldAreWe (Fic by barelypink)
Molten Glass Hearts - HowOldAreWe (Fic by @Januarium)
Pride and Prejudice and Schitt's Creek - @hullomoon (Fic by @stargatewars)
Some Days are Diamonds - @TrueIllusion82 (Fic by @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3)
we stood steady as the stars - @hullomoon (Fic by foxtails ( @ratchet))
These last two are compilations of shorter podfics, but since they’re all in one file, we thought they might work for you as well:
Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest 2020 Podbook - @Amanita-Fierce, carboncopies, @Delilah-McMuffin, @eafay70, Elswherefumbling, @GoLBCollabs, @hullomoon, Jet_pods ( @Jetainia), @petrodobreva, bluedreaming, @RevolutionaryJo, RhetoricalQuestions, sunlightsymphony
Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest 2021 Podbook - AlexisSomethingRose (Whovian906), Amanita_Fierce, B13_MaybeThisTime, cottagepodfics, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, kindofspecificstore, KiwianaPods (kiwiana), NC Pods (N0Connections), NeelyO, poddingthemost, read by (bluedreaming), reginahalliwell, RhetoricalQuestions @rhetoricalk, @roguebaby, schittpodding ( @schittposting), skipperpods ( @thesleepyskipper), @sunlightsymphony
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