#john red vs blue

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

John Elizabeth Andersmith from Red vs Blue

Requested by @queerchorus

[clearlyaginger]

Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.

[harveywritings92]

Medic! Reader:  Excuse me, I've been washing your blood off my armor so I'm a little late to the conversation. Did you say the prisoner is awake?

Gaz: For now, but I've got a fiver that says Ghost or König rips his spine out within the hour.

Soap: I'll take those odds.

R/n: I see. If you don't mind, do you think I could have a few minutes alone with him?

Hutch: Ha, you gonna give him a band aid for every beating he gets?

R/n: Well if you recall, him and Shepard turned every one of my friends at back at that army outpost into piles of ash. Anyone sick enough to do something like that would almost certainly benefit from a uh...checkup.~

[Hutch and Price  look at each other in confusion. Cut to R/n and the thug inside the temporary base.]

Thug, tauntingly: Ooh, What’s the matter? Did the big bad task force get all tuckered out?

R/n: Do you know where we are?

Thug: Huh?

R/n: This is a remote research facility designed to study the surrounding wildlife. I volunteered at one just like it at grad school. Its got a laboratory, an incinerator and oodles of state of the art surgical equipment. Would you like to see them?

[Cut to the 1-4-1 and KorTac members standing outside the base whilst listening to the tortured screams of the thug, various equipment noises and R/n cheerfully singing opera.]

Soap, nervously: Price... I’m scared.

Price: Soap, we're all scared. …except for those two. 

Hutch: Yeah, they look ready to propose to the lil’psycho!

[Hutch and Price point at König and Ghost who look like love sick puppies. They had no idea their girl was capable of such violence. The noises stop and R/n emerges from the base.]

R/n, wiping her bloody hands with a hanky: (cheerfully) His name's Zachary Miller, he's ex-military, and he was kind enough to hand over the coordinates to a nearby radio jamming tower.

Horangi: You're kidding.

R/n: No silly, I'm Reader! Ha! Bad joke.

Price: Alright, think he’s in a position to answer a few more questions?

R/n: Oh absolutely!~ (lowers voice) Lemme just go put him back together...

[theosphobia]

just realized the sarge & matt scene is a charbiter ref

[i-give-u--art]

Sometimes I’m normal

Other times I’m sitting in my bathtub with the shower on thinking out fictional men kissing

[radiantrookie]

The Reds and Blues in Halo 3

Level: Crow's Nest

Characters:

Easy/Normal Difficulty: Tucker and Doc

Heroic Difficulty: Simmons and Grif

Legendary Difficulty: Church and Caboose

[agentcaboose]

rvb characters that deserved full villain arcs:

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER TO SILENCE THIS CHORUS

Left to right: Valora "Volleyball" Balin, Katie Jensen, Charles "Charlie" Palomo, Antoine Bitters, John "Smith" Andersmith and Mitchell Matthews Definitely a picture taken post war to me, but I had to give the rebels some love they deserve <3

[sulphuric-onyx]

Day 6 of @rvbrarepairweekdos : The more the merrier!

What better polycule for rare pair week than the luitenants themselves? This peice was probably thr most fun interms of adding all the small details and bullshiting some posters lol. All of this was drawn with one of the memes @chorusan posted a little while ago with the quote "team leader addressing their cue by saying "Okay polycule listen up"" which sent me into pure hysterics the first time I saw it lol.

[blue-character-brawl]

Bracket 4, Round 2

[harbingersecho]

Bad Day - LT. Smith

[...] As much as I admire what the mercenary does for us, I just can't bring myself to respect him. He kept cracking jokes on the way back to base.

I know that sardonic detachment is kind of his shtick, but it's always made me uneasy. Like he's laughing at a punchline the rest of us just haven't gotten yet.

Bad day, I guess.

[terrorquotestm]

Bridgens: I’m not really a doctor. I’m a medic.

Collins: What’s the difference?

Bridgens: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die.

[harveywritings92]

Price: Alright, men. Stand down.

Soap: Stand down? We outnumber 'em three to two. That's like a three wit' a two. That's... 32% advantage... if ye carry the one.

Gaz: I don't want to know how you came up with that, but you're actually right!

[theosphobia]

"wash bunks w caboose sometimes cuz he gets night terrors n he thoughtlessly goes into his room for his sectioned cuddle time but chief is with them now n hes already in the bed w caboose n it was a stupid idea to even come here in the first place so he tries to sneak back out w/o waking them but its Too Late and caboose drags him into bed w them for 'the best sleepover ever'"

[slyvester101]

Sarge: Damn, you’re still alive

Grif: Don’t sound so disappointed. I might think you don’t like me

[joltning]

here u go @dragongirldg