#john or june idc

[spooky-narwhal]

Hi I suck at taking photos but my mom got me ghostbusters socks pretty cool right?

[kamboree]

happy 413 <3

[egbertdyke]

no real art ive just been doodling lately

[ectopuppy]

merry homestuck!! 🎉

[gayvesprite]

your june is fucking horrendous. you dont deserve to draw my girl. do better <3

nah <3

[sevenworksofmercy]

Having black hair and glasses really just feels like

[stantongus]

ITS 413?!?!?!??!?!?!

[rainerhammond]

this is so awesome

happy 4/13! id in alt

[allietaylorsversionsblog]

I see your TS seasonal charting and I raise you TS full Gregorian calendar charting:

January - reputation

Its awful and cold and dark in January, so I think we all go into hiding a little during this time. But if you’re lucky, you’ve got that person you’re in hiding with… plus NYD. Obvi Rep coded 🖤

February - TTPD

All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February. Enough said. If you’re going to have a psychotic breakdown, February is the month to do it. 🖋️

March - Debut

To me Debut is pure spring. It’s youth, it’s creativity and girlhood budding like a flower, it’s innocent and naive. It’s bright clear days, but without any of the heat. 🩵

April - Speak Now

Speak Now is also spring to me, but with a little more maturity. There’s April showers here (Innocent, Back to December, Dear John) but still a world of flowers and hope (Enchanted, Ours, Sparks Fly, etc) 🪻

May - TS12

PURE THEORY but what if TS12 was the epitome of May… happiness, love, coming out of the worst times and being reminded of beautiful days again.. just a thought! It’s been awhile since a record like spring imo

June - Lover

Idc what the people say, Lover is still romantic to me, and June is personally the most romantic month to me. June is full of excitement and optimism for plans coming to life. That being said, there’s glimmer of a heat that you fear is going to be cruel… ultimate Lover vibes. 💕

July - 1989

4th of July, being in your 20’s in the city with your friends, over exposure from the sun glaring down on you, waves crashing on the shore… it’s undeniably July 🗽🌊

August - folklore

DUH!! August is warm and mystical and makes you want to frolic through a forest while you still can. 🪶

September - Fearless

Fearless is back to high school, Friday night football, the sound of lockers slamming shut, the warm summer lingering but fall promising it’s about to come. I see a lot of people put Fearless in spring but personally I think they just get confused with Debut. 📔 🏉

October - Red

The most fall that ever fell. Autumn leaves falling like pieces into place. Chai tea cookies. This is canon and doesn’t need explanation 🍁

November - Evermore

Gray November. Evermore is fall cozy with the winter frost’s bite. You wish you could hold on to the colorful beauty but there’s something frigid and bleak you can’t keep at bay. Also, a month and holiday that gets overshadowed by a domineering close by rival (cough cough) 🍂

December - Midnights

Midnights is the hardest for me to map directly but ultimately I chose December. Midnights is all about reflection so the close of the year makes sense to me, when we’re all looking back and taking stock before making any big changes and resolutions. Theres something twinkling and fun there (it’s not the reputation black out), but is still a cold winter night. ✨

[unhingedkinfessions]

got a dm telling me that i was a june harley kin in denial bc in my john harley timeline i wore skirts and liked to be fem sometimes. who are YOU to tell me how i identified. 🤨 get your ass out of here. besides your feeding into gender stereotypes anyway men can wear skirts because clothing doesn’t have gender

TELLING SOMEONE THEYRE WRONG ABT THEIR OWN CANON IS INSAAAAANE like idc about your hcs fuck u mean "in denial" . like bitch were u there?

[angel---eater]

dave ==> make dumb flashy intro post

been on tumblr for 10+ looong years we are fully geriatric on this site we just got locked out of our old blog after a twitter hiatus so we gotta start again rip im dave the host of this here system. were not and have not ever been kin/kinnies/whatever. collectively yall can call us THE CORVIDAE. were a fictive heavy system of mostly striders. respect the fact that were real people and its all chill and good and stuff

⬇⬇⬇ things that are probably important info ⬇⬇⬇

we are adults. i dont care about briefly interacting with ppl who arent but if i olly out respect that its nothing personal. were not planning on rbing very nsfw stuff but consider this blog to be r18 anyway just because were adults and this is our space. pleeaaase please please dont follow us if youre under 18 that is our hard stance

idc about the ship discourse. i just dont care. dont ask me about it. were too old for that shit. i like what i like and you like what you like just dont be dicks to each other peace + love on planet earth

we will tag big common triggers if we ever end up rbing or making stuff about them

well usually sign off on text posts with our own tags or use coloured text. itll be pretty obvious whos typing usually probably

well most likely talk a lot about plurality and system stuff. if that aint your jam then idk what to say bro thats just part of our life

this blog is gonna also be used as a place to talk about stuff we wouldnt or cant normally talk about around other people so fair warning for objectum stuff. that will undoubtably be a thing that will be posted about

HS stuff that i guess can be deal breakers: we really like the epilogues and hs2. we think theyre fun as hell. were big on both the eps and diy fanmade epilogues but we consider the epilogues two specific viewports of hard canon. were personally transmasc/tboy roxy fans but love all roxys ever. our depictions of roxy will usually be tmasc bc we see ourselves in his trans journey. tboy roxy is really personal to us so please be nice cause well be nice to you abt your headcanons always. if we use he/him for roxy or draw him masc please dont tag him or refer to him as anything else. same goes for all characters we draw (ie if we draw john please dont tag him as june. if we draw june dont tag her as john)

[darlingian]

🌿w e e k l y 🍄 t a g 🕯️ w e d n e s d a y🌙

hello forest dwellers, star gazers, and dream weavers. let's reveal a little bit of ourselves to each other and experience the joy of being known. (Or keep your secrets, Gandalf, idc.)

which character from any media would you like to have as a father?: Bob Belcher. Omg that man. 🥹

if money, laws, time, and effort were no object, what animal would you want to have?: a skunk. like obviously I'd have a lot of money to figure out the smell issue. But have you SEEN THE BABIES?! 😭 (everyone google a baby skunk rn. you won't be disappointed.)

what is your Chinese takeout order?: I like ginger beef, honey garlic veal, all the dim sum, and mango pudding.

what's your favourite emoji?: ✨this one. I held myself back from adding it to the title but couldn't resist adding it somewhere apparently lol

would you rather have a library, greenhouse, or home theater in your house?: a library. Hands down. The library from "A Marvelous Light" specifically would be lovely

what childhood tv show do you think of the most fondly?: Arthur. Oh my gosh I am still so in love with that show.

what was your tumblr like when you first joined?: I joined in June 2010 according to my archive. It was a much different place. Lol my blog was just a bit of everything. But leaning more on the aesthetic side because I was in highschool and wanted people to think I was cool.

what clothing style do you love but don't feel compelled to replicate yourself?: Fairy-kei and goth lolita! So unique and beautiful.

if you were plopped into a fictional world, which one would you know the layout of the best?: I think I'd know my way around Stars Hollow pretty well.

what is your favourite piece of art?: Ophelia by John Edward Millais

do you have a water bottle? what does it look like?: I have a venti white pearlescent Starbucks cup. I need a new one though. Those owala ones are tempting!

what fanfic trope is a quiet fave?: I don't shout about it, but sometimes a slow burn is sooooo good. The yearningggg

do you carry a daily bag? what does it look like? what's the weirdest thing in it?: my current bag is a leather crossbody satchel purse. I thrifted it and I love it. I have a hospital bracelet and a packet of Mrs dash from the psych unit in there. Lolol

If you had to ship Mickey with another Gallagher, who would it be?: Oh lordy. Carl. Lol I think Carl has similar dufus energy to Ian and Mickey clearly likes that. Ahaha 🫣

what is a fanfic trope you didn't expect to like and then very much did?: AUs. I was so determined that all I wanted to read was canon compliant, post-canon, and filler.

Do you think s11 Mickey can still carry s11 Ian?: Yes. And I think he tests it all the time. 😂 (Maybe that's part of the reason he wanted to get swole. Ian has bulked up and it is getting harder. Lol)

who got custody of the killing bat when they sold the house?: I think Lip just assumed he could have it. And Debbie stole it at the soonest opportunity. "Because I'm a vulnerable, single mom, Lip!"

Thanks for playing! I'm gonna tag all these fine folks: @deedala @michellemisfit @suchagallabitch @jrooc @mybrainismelted @gallawitchxx @gardenerian @heymrspatel @thepupperino @mickeysgaymom @milkmaidovich @creepkinginc @too-schoolforcool @tellmegoodbye @metalheadmickey @heymacy @iansw0rld @callivich @energievie

[huellitaa]

bee's record player, june edition 🎀𓂃 ࣪˖

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 INTRO

and to go hand in hand with the may edition and a consolation for how late said may edition of bee's record player was, i present to you bee's record player, june edition! now this month has a LOT in terms of music so i won't stall any further; here is the VERY EARLY edition of bee's record player, june edition! <3 happy pride month lovelies! ♡

──★ ˙ ̟🎀NEW ARRIVALS

give me that, wayv

♡ released 3rd june, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: not yet listened! ♡

♡ running time: 18 minutes 16 seconds

baby blue movie, cigarettes after sex

♡ released 4th june, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 4 minutes 5 seconds

coming home, beabadoobee

♡ released 5th june, 2024

♡ pre-release single

♡ running time: 2 minutes 16 seconds

please please please, sabrina carpenter

♡ released 6th june, 2024

♡ pre-release single

♡ running time: 6 minutes 1 second

na, nayeon

♡ released 14th june, 2024

♡ extended play / EP

♡ best songs: butterflies, heaven, magic

♡ running time: 22 minutes 29 seconds

never be yours, kali uchis

♡ released 21st june, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 3 minutes 16 seconds

supernatural, newjeans

♡ released 21st june, 2024

♡ single

♡ running time: 11 minutes 42 seconds

──★ ˙ ̟🎀BEE'S TRACKS: TOP 10

♡ 10. ultraviolence, lana del rey

never gets old honestly. lana ilysm my baby this song is my everything i actually cannot do this. if i die and dont come back to sing "yo soy la princesa " and the whole bridge yall know im dead sorry ab that 💔

♡ 9. complicated, avril lavigne

ONCE AGAIN. ABSOLUTE BANGER. CLASSIC. I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH AND IT'S SO RELATABLE RIGHT NOW TOO AVRIL ILY ILY ILY

♡ 8. my kink is karma, chappell roan

also very relatable right now,,, feeling like this ab several very specific people in or out of my life right now and it's so ridiculously accurate and such a banger and her voice is SO RIDICULOUSLY SATISFYING BRO EUUUHHHHSUEUJJJNNNNFFFFUUUEUU

♡ 7. i'll see you there tomorrow, tomorrow x together

YESSS THIS SOBG IS SO BACK WE'RE SO BACK ISYTT STANS RISE. THIS SONG IS SUMMER IDC. ITS JUST. OH KY GOSH. I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LJJJDJJUUEEUUHHHHH (translation: very good song! 🫶🏻💖)

♡ 6. gee, girls' generation

GEE GEE GEE GEE BABABAYAY GEE GEE EGEE GEE BABSBABAB this song is the EPITOME of 2000's girly girl kpop. it makes me feel SO girly and i ADORE girls generation. they're just silly girls making silly songs in the silly 2000's i adore them

♡ 5. naked in manhattan, chappell roan

OH MY GOSH. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG EVER ATM U DONT GET IT. listening to this in a sapphic situationship hits different u guys don't get it. naked in manhattan is my religion . the lana and the mean girls ref make me foam at the mouth

♡ 4. femininomenon, chappell roan

HIT IT LIKE ROMPOMDPUM GET IT HOT LIKE PAOA JOHN MAKE A BITCH GO ON AND ON ITS A FEMININOKEMENON. woahhh chappell again are we surprised? no. my excuse is it's pride month fuck off leave me and my cunty lesbian pop alone. ANYWAY THIS SONG IS FOR THE CUNTY LESBIANS AND THE SEXY MANHATER GIRLS GO QUEENS WE LOVE YOUU

♡ 3. please please please, sabrina carpenter

HEARYBREAK IS KNE THING. MY EGOS ANOYHER. I BEG YOU DONT EMABRASS ME MOTHERFUCKER. the vibes this song has are immaculate and once again absolutely devoured the vocals and the retro style music is EVERYTHING brina PLEASE more of this !!! ♡ unpopular opinion espresso was TOP TIER GODLY HEAVENLY PERFECT but i enjoy this ever so sligjtly more. BITH ARE SO GOOD THOGH I CNAT

♡ 2. coming home, beabadoobee

comfort song. this song feels like coming home. it feels like being in disneyland or being at the top of a tower in the evening with the lamplights glowing and the streets bustling and the music playing and just taking a breath of fresh air and realising you're alive thank you for this beautiful masterpiece i'll never get over this bea. i might cry seeing this live honestly

♡ 1. good luck, babe!, chappell roan

this song saved my life watered my crops fed my children impregnated my children made me fall in love with the world again her vocals feel like i'm ascending to heaven i feel like i'm on shrooms i chappell roan i chap

──★ ˙ ̟🎀ALBUMS

♡ 1. rise and fall of a midwest princess, chappell roan

anddd second month strong, chappell stays on top!!!!!! somehow i've become even more obsessed with her than i was last month but we are not gonna talk ab it. it's pride month don't ask me !!!!!!!!!!!!

♡ 2. the name chapter: freefall, tomorrow x together

gone back to freefall lately because i can't believe we're out of freefall era and i miss it so bad. i love tomorrow so so so so so so much but i miss freefall too (+ growing pains is my everything esp bc of the concert videos that i'd kill a man to see live 💔 KAI KAMAL HUENING. I NEED YOU.)

♡ 3. ultraviolence, lana del rey

in honour of both my crippling summer depressive episode and mother's birthday on the 21st ultraviolence is back up at the top again! the glow up before and after listening to ultraviolence is insane idgaf

♡ 4. our extended play, beabadoobee

SHOOPDOOBDOODOABAODOO SHOOPSODOBADODOD OH YEAH SHOOP im so ridiculously excited 2 see this live

♡ 5. beatopia, beabadoobee

once again in honour of the bea concert in november we beatopia still remaining here which is quite a feat actually considering how much i listen to music GO BEA WOOO

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 ARTISTS

♡ CHAPPELL ROAN (it's pride month.)

♡ TOMORROW X TOGETHER (again. it's pride month.)

♡ SABRINA CARPENTER

♡ NEWJEANS

♡ LANA DEL REY (just barely overtook bea!)

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 SPECIAL MENTIONS

along with the announcement of "this is how tomorrow moves" by our lovely lovely girl beabadoobee, the pop princess, the it girl of western music, sabrina carpenter will be making a return with her new album "short 'n sweet" on the 23rd of august, 2024! ♡

a beyond happy birthday to our mother lana, raising girlbloggers since btd era and onwards ♡ we love you lana ♡

tour dates of both brina and bea have been released this month AND THE BEST PART... ME AND MY BEST FRIEND ARE GOING TO A BEA CONCERT IN NOVEMBER 🫶🏻💘💖 I'M BEYOND EXCITED IT WAS LITERALLY JUST LAST ISSUE I WAS TALKING AB HOW MUCH I WANTED TO SEE HER LIVE I CANT DO TJIS AJDHFIAKTJSKF

──★ ˙ ̟🎀 EDITOR'S NOTE

once again, thank you ever so much for reading this issue of bee's record player: june edition! i really really enjoy writing these and getting the chance to yap ab all my silly little music obsessions to you all. i've made some of my closest friends on here and i treasure you all, love u guys <3

all my love! 💘💬🎀

[notbadweird]

Things I Want For Jiara S4 But Know I’m Not Getting🙃

Jealous Kiara, we’ve seen jealous JJ enough, let us see Kiara pull him into a kiss when some Touron is looking at her mans too much

JJ and Kie looking into a pretty view but JJ can’t keep his eyes off of the beautiful view in front of him…which is Kiara

JJ continuing to know when Kie is upset without her telling him, I don’t want that dynamic to suddenly change just because they’re in a relationship. He knew her perfectly before, don’t switch it up on us

MORE KISSES CLEARLY! AND CHEEK GRABS TOO…upper or lower idgaf just GRAB SOMETHING

Them having a deep talk and truly bonding over their problems with their parents, it needs to happen. They are the only ones with shitty parents in the group who are still alive and they need to talk about it with people who will understand

OFC JIARA SEX, SOMEONE NEEDED TO CLEAR THE AIR AND THAT SOMEONE IS ME. RESPECTFULLY LET IT BE ON JJ’S CHARTER BOAT

Kiara finally telling JJ to stay safe

JJ attempting to cook for Kie and fails but she comes and helps him and it turns into the most romantic date ever

JIARA MATCHING CLOTHES! OR SHARING CLOTHES! I FORGET THEY ALREADY HAVE A MATCHING SHARK TOOTH NECKLACE AND EARRINGS THING GOING ON BUT I NEED THEM TO TALK ABOUT MATCHING IN SOME WAY PLEASE

THEM STARING AND SMILING AT THE OTHER WHEN THEY AREN’T LOOKING

KIARA TAKING MORE POLAROIDS OF HIM AND HANGING THEM UP WHEREVER SHE IS LIVING NOW

JJ CUDDLING HER WHEN SHE IS SCARED DURING A MOVIE

We know Luke is coming back so we NEED KIARA PATCHING JJ UP IF HE GETS HURT AND KISSING HIS WOUNDS TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER PLEASE

Good morning/night texts or kisses. I’ll take either

THEM PLAYING WITH EACH OTHERS HAIR! IMAGINE JJ ATTEMPTING TO BRAID HER HAIR

AGAIN I SAY THEM PLAYFULLY DANCING WITH EACH OTHER. WE KNOW MADISON KNOWS HOW TO WORK HER HIPS, USE THAT ON JJ PLEASE

This would never happen but can we get one of the girls on their period so their lovers can bring them their favorite snacks and they just cuddle all day? JJ WOULD SO SPOIL KIARA DURING THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

JJ STANDING UP FOR KIE IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS AND THEY SEE HOW WRONG THEY ARE ABOUT HIM

TICKLE FIGHT

OF COURSE THEIR SURF TRIP

Kiara comforting JJ after a nightmare and vice versa

MORE PET NAMES PLEASE. BABE, BABY, HOTTIE, MAMA IDC JUST MORE PLEASE

NO SHOW HAS EVER DONE THIS BUT LIKE IT WOULD BE SO CUTE IF THEIR COUPLE NAME MADE A CAMEO. LIKE SARAH JUST TEASES KIE ABOUT IT AND SAYS JIARA AND KIE ENDS UP LIKING IT AND TELLS JJ AND HE LIKES IT TOO

GIVE ME THEIR FIRST OFFICIAL DATE IN A FLASHBACK PLEASE

Them getting mad but it ends in a heated kiss and they forget why they were ever even mad

JIARA GAME NIGHT! Let’s see them be competitive in something other than surfing

ANOTHER SPIN HUG

JJ CHECKING KIE OUT AND HE CATCHES HER AND VICE VERSA

JJ supporting Kie’s turtle loving dream. Like being their for the grand opening of her turtle habitat (if she actually used the gold money for that)

Kie not knowing what to wear for Midsummer’s so she calls JJ and puts on a fashion show for him over the phone or in person

Madison can sing so…CAN WE GET KIE SINGING JJ TO SLEEP AFTER A BAD DAY OR NIGHT. Or Kie singing to herself and she thinks she’s alone but she’s not and JJ hears and is mesmerized by her fucking voice

Can we give Jiara their own place to call their hideaway? John B had the church with Sarah, so why not give Jiara something too

If my time frame is correct s3 ends in the summer and JJ’s birthday is in June, personally we need a bday episode and I vote JJ cause if anyone needs a day to show how special they really are, it’s him. Kie would plan the full thing and it would be perfect

They talk about when they fell for each other

[dove-da-birb]

Shameless Self-Insert Hours & Nicknames

Picrew | I list the nicknames I would use for TWST, Ikevamp & Ikepri because I would absolutely annoy the ever-living hell out of them for my own entertainment. (Picrew at the bottom)

"Wait a damn minute, this is an Otome? NOPE CAN'T CATCH ME! LATER LOSERS! PEACE!

Name; Dove

Birthday; June 30, 2001

Height; 166 cm

Dominant Hand; Right

Pronouns; They/Them

Gender; Non-binary / I'm just vibing

Sexuality; Asexual (neutral)

Romantic Orientation; Aromantic (neutral)

MBTI; bruh, idk and idc anymore, I just vibe

Enneagram; 5w6

Hobbies; writing, reading, knitting, crocheting, drawing, cleaning, dancing, singing, annoying friends

Talent; pulling stories out of thin air

Pet Peeve; getting hair in their mouth and cleaning up other people's messes

Other; Eldest of three siblings and acts as the peacekeeper of the entire family. Gots that juicy gifted kid to undiagnosed neurodivergent adult drip. Speaks English and a tiny bit of French. Swears like a sailor. Has the sides of their head shaved (undercut). Hair is a mix of 2B and 3A.

Modern Aesthetic; dark academia, art hoe, and grandparent-core

For Fantasy Games; plays with dresses and suits, mixing up the more gendered clothing

Somehow ends up going into several games that they play or are interested in. IDK man, just thought it would be fun

Nicknames they have for people;

Twst

Ace; Ass

Deuce; Deedee

Riddle; Riddler

Trey; just Trey

Cater; Cat

Leona; House cat

Ruggie; Gigi

Jack; just Jack

Azul; Adam

Jade; Florence

Floyd; Jasper

Kalim; Kal

Jamil; Millie

Vil; Queenie

Rook; Monsieur Ombre

Epel; Epi-pen

Idia; Idea, Ikea

Ortho; Son

Malleus; Tim (insert Tim 'Hornton' joke here)

Lilia; Lily

Sebek; Beckie, Beks

Silver; Silvie

Ikevamp

Isaac; Apple tater

Arthur; just Doyle, sometimes Dodo

Vincent; Vinny

Theodorus; Dora

Dazai; Ozzi

Comte; Germs

Mozart; Zarty

Napoleon; Bonny

Sebastian; Seb

Leonardo; Lee, Finky

Jean; John

Shakespeare; Pear, Billiam, Shakes

Vlad; Lad

Faust; Jojo

Charles; Hen

Ikepri

Chevalier; Chevie, Cheval (horse), Computer

Clavis; Clavs, Clavicle

Gilbert; Giovanni, Bertie

Jin; Jen

Keith; just Keith

Leon; Dompy (surname)

Licht; Lick

Luke; Lulu

Nokto; Nok-nok, Toto

Rio; just Rio

Sariel; Ariel, Elly

Silvio; who? (straight up ignores him) fine fine, Silly it is

Yves; Yew

Ikevil

William Rex; Rexy

Liam Evans; Evs

Roger Barel; Roadkill

Victor; Tori

Elbert Greetia; Elbow

Ellis Twilight; Twilight Sparkle, Lizzie

Alfons Sylvatica; Alfie, Alf

Harrison Gray; Hare

Jude; Dude

*forgets others*

Obey Me

Lucifer; Loo

Mammon; Mams, Mammogram

Leviathan; Levi, Nerd

Satan; Nerd, Dork, Blondie

Asmodeus; Asmo, Momo

Beelzebub; Bee, Bubs, Bubbie

Belphegor; Belphewhore, Bels

Diavolo; Princess

Barbatos; Barbie

Solomon; Old Man

Simeon; Angel

Luke; just Luke

Thirteen; Lucky

Mephistopheles *idc how it's spelt*; Mepmep

Raphael; just his name

More nicknames tbd

[edits4thosestuckathome]

I've seen most people with nameswaps just. not change jade's name since it can be used more neutrally than Jane (very girl name).

John -> june

rose: I haven't ever actually seen anybody change rose's name either

Dave -> dove

jade -> jade. I suggest Joel as a possible name though anon's suggestion of Josh is also good

Jane -> jace or jaye

Roxy -> I have seen Ross but I think most people don't change Roxy's name

Jake -> I see Lara most often like Lara croft

dirk -> mostly I see Dash like rainbow dash

I'm answering this one because why not. Breath can add if they want. My personal suggestions as far as the list goes is,

John -> June (Obvs.)

Rose -> Roan

Dave -> Liza (Short for Elizabeth, since that's a popular fanon middle name for him. David then becomes the middle name. You understand.)

Jade -> Josh (Crow Strider AU was right about this one, idc idc.)

Jane -> Jaye is pretty damn good, but I'm a fan of calling him Dick like the old picture books, plus "Dick" is an old word for a detective. Also, his friends tease him endlessly about it.

Roxy -> I'm not sure on this one. Roye, maybe. The 4-letter constraint is unfortunate.

Jake -> I do love Lara, I'll have to keep that in mind. It's usually Jenn for me, though.

Dirk -> Kris (short sword and dagger, respectively. You're welcome.)

-- Mod Mage 🕶️