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John Major
#suitdaddy#suiteddaddy#suit and tie#men in suits#suited daddy#suited grandpa#suitedman#suit daddy#silverfox#suitfetish#buisness suit#suited men#suitedmen#british man#british men#member of parliament#house of commons#uk Conservative Party#uk pm#John Major
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Um ✨what tf ✨ board
#john major#he is so done lol#can we cancel reporters#lolitics#uk prime minister#moodboard#aesthetic board
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"I LOVE JOHN MAJOR I WANT HIM TO STRANGLE ME WITH A TRAFFIC CONE"
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The lolitics resurgence has coincided with me taking a level politics and consequently becoming obsessed with britpol. What a time to be alive!!
#britpol#lolitics#the rest is politics#alastair campbell#tony blair#john major#ed miliband#gordon brown#uk politics
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#spitting image#pet shop boys#neil tennant#chris lowe#go west#kate moss#michael winner#john major#parody#1993
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Made some John Major wallpaper, feel free to steal if you would like 🥰
because I know everyone is dying to have these (obvs)
oh also!! shameless plug again:
@majorly-aesthetic
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" La sera del 9 luglio 1994, il presidente del Consiglio Silvio Berlusconi è rimasto un sacco di tempo ad ammirare la fontana di Diana e Atteone nella Reggia di Caserta. Non posso dire che quelli che erano insieme a lui fossero i suoi amici, però anche lui era dentro la Reggia chiusa al pubblico, e senza nemmeno aver dovuto scavalcare. Era già buio, ma per la prima volta era stata accesa un'illuminazione notturna sull'intero parco - vuoto. C'erano anche sua moglie Veronica, Bill e Hillary Clinton, Eltsin, Mitterrand, John Major e altri. Quell'anno la riunione tra le grandi potenze del mondo, il G7 (a cui si era aggiunta la Russia di Eltsin, per un giorno), era stato organizzato a Napoli. C'erano stati incontri diplomatici, passeggiate delle first ladies sul lungomare e al Maschio Angioino, una gita in costiera amalfitana, Clinton era andato a mangiare in una pizzeria del centro. Ed era stata fissata una cena di gala, l'ultima sera, nei saloni della Reggia di Caserta. Mi raccontavano che nella nostra città c'era molta eccitazione, e lavori di riqualificazione: era stata progettata un'illuminazione speciale nel parco. Noi avevamo vissuto per tutta la vita con la Reggia che chiudeva prima del tramonto, un buio silenzioso e spaventoso accanto alle nostre case vive, in città. La sera della cena di gala, il presidente della Repubblica Scalfaro ha accolto gli ospiti, incantati dal Palazzo Reale, e le luci si sono accese illuminando l'intero parco, fino a lassù, alla cascata. Dopo cena, le auto hanno portato tutti a fare un lungo giro, infine si sono fermate in alto, alla fontana. Berlusconi e gli altri, insieme alle mogli, sono scesi dalle auto e hanno passeggiato intorno alla fontana. Qualcuno ha anche sfiorato l'acqua con le dita. E mentre la serata era fresca e bellissima, e tutti ammiravano lo sguardo sorpreso di Diana e i cani che sbranavano Atteone, l'acqua della cascata che rompeva con dolcezza il silenzio, e laggiù l'intero parco deserto e splendente, Berlusconi ha constatato che il luogo e la serata fossero molto romantici, ha atteso le traduzioni e poi si è aperto in un sorriso furbo, molto furbo, e ha concluso: «Attenzione che sennò questa notte aumentiamo la prole». Il giorno dopo ha anche detto che una fontana così bella non l'aveva mai vista in vita sua. "
Francesco Piccolo, Il desiderio di essere come tutti, Einaudi (collana Super ET), 2017; pp. 159-160.
[1ª edizione nel 2013 nella collana Supercoralli]
#letture#leggere#citazioni#Storia d'Italia#libri#Francesco Piccolo#derisione#disprezzo#retorica#sinistra#Il desiderio di essere come tutti#democrazia#Reggia di Caserta#Seconda Repubblica#Bill Clinton#Hillary Clinton#Borís Él’cin#letteratura italiana contemporanea#Silvio Berlusconi#François Mitterrand#John Major#populismo#Forza Italia#Napoli#politica italiana#Oscar Luigi Scàlfaro#italiani#miti greci#cattivo gusto#impudenza
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Had a dream last night in which 90s prime minister John Major seized back the modern day reins of power in a dystopian coup d'etat.
He was still the same [not getting overly political in case I get jumped by any John Major stans lurking in the no doubt very active John Major tag on tumblr] but for some reason, in the dream, people were whispering in hushed tones things like "oh, John Major wouldn't like that" and "as John Major once said..." as though he was some towering figure of Stalin-like awe and terror.
Patrols of grey-uniformed John Major dictatorial stormtroops roamed the streets, brutally suppressing any dissent against the new regime. Relentless John Major propaganda blared from every source and peas were mandatory at every meal. Vast bonfires of traffic cones and BSE-infected cattle blotted out the horizon in all directions.
So as a bit of escapism from the John Major dictatorship I now lived under, I listened to a Warhammer audio drama. All the voices and narration were as you might expect, except for Perturabo.
He had Plankton's voice.
People acted like I was the weird one for pointing it out. So far as anyone else was concerned it was just an accepted normal fact that Mr Lawrence-as-Plankton was and always had been the official voice of Perturabo in all Warhammer media.
#fucking bizarre#john major#perturabo#plankton#give me the secret primarch patty formula dorn#“I will tell you in confidence he was the best of a very poor bunch” - margaret thatcher#that's her talking about major btw not perturabo#margaret thatcher's opinions about the primarchs are unknown#warhammer 40000#wh40k#horus heresy#warhammer 40k#spongebob
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A special request from @thelaststarman ! "Pratt Out Of Hell" from Spitting Image Series 15 Episode 6. A parody of the Meatloaf classic, "Bat Out Of Hell"
#Spitting Image#British tv#satire#puppets#john major#Bat out of hell#Meatloaf#Meathead#Major with long locks is....#One of my all time favorite spitting image songs#The John Major ones imo are the best#His voice is just perfect for these#The Virginia Bottomley joke was never that funny to me#but the visual of her clinging to Major made me laugh#Maggie is as terrifying as ever#Major just rambling and speaking over the chorus at the end seals it for me#I love when the credits play on Spitting Image songs cause it always just descends into madness
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thought I had posted this here but apparently not!!!!!!!!!!!
#john major#sir john major#Tory#spitting image#sort of#uk politics#politician#politics#caricature#art#my art#artist#artists on tumblr#drawing#traditional drawing
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John Major
#suitdaddy#suiteddaddy#suit and tie#men in suits#suited daddy#suited grandpa#suitedman#suit daddy#silverfox#suitfetish#buisness suit#suited men#suitedmen#british man#british men#member of parliament#house of commons#uk conservative party#uk pm#John Major
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peas are good tonight, dear
#john major#spitting image#lolitics#uk prime minister#moodboard#aesthetic board#my fave grey man#❤️😭
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Peter Mandelson: an Easter moodboard
(Credits:
1. ‘British Prime Minister Tony Blair accepts a chocolate from Judy Mallaber MP for Amber Valley during a tea party at No 10 Downing Street’ Alamy/Mirrorpix, 29th July 1999
2. ‘Thorntons Chocolate General Election Lollies’ - Getty/Avalon, 25th April 1997)
#New Labour#Peter Mandelson lurks in the shadows#the prince of darkness himself#tonibler#1997#General Election 1997#Easter Chocolate#Paddy Ashdown#John Major#Tony Blair#lolitics
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Or something…in my defence, I have covid and a free trial to Picsart…
#britpol#uk politics#gordon brown#tony blair#john major#david cameron#boris johnson#liz truss#rishi sunak#theresa may#hogwarts houses#sorting#hogwarts sorting#deranged#fuck jkr
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Butt-Head and Butt-Head (obvious parody of Beavis and Butt-Head).
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