#jingle black friday

[spinachbobsquarepants]

I like to apply Richpez to pretty much any Lauren Lopez/Joey Richter pair of characters to see how funny it is. Like yeah, there's Ron and Draco, and that's pretty funny, but there's also Linda and Uncle Wiley, Bug and Bugette, Jingle and Jangle, and my personal favourite, Craphole and the baby buffalo he shoots.

[watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead]

current mood: in character one star reveiws of Wiggly on the starkid merch store

There's so many geralds, this is only two:

THESE ONES ARENT EVEN *FROM* HATCHETFEILD???? HOW DID WIGGLY REACH THEM???????

*ANNABETH CHASE CAMEO????????!??!?!*

[aliceisaperson]

Has this been done yet?

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

fuck it, Wiggly design

[ashtxeman]

I wouldn't be surprised if I walked into Lakeside Mall and saw Omegamart right next to Toyzone.

[casualbongos1375]

Christmas is near! That means I have to draw christmas couples

First one I made is Jingle and Jangle

And what could they have been doing in that locker 🤨🤨🤨

[starkid-everyday]

You brush his hair with a comb, his body's made out of foam thats certified laundry safe!

[thericeballofcamelot]

Behold Lord Wiggly!

You can buy him here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1588982770/handmade-tickle-me-wiggly-jingle?click_key=c51ff732969a2c1c26e7caeb3d4cee6c58603280%3A1588982770&click_sum=385d2294&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=tickle+me+wiggly&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&cns=1&local_signal_search=1&referrer_page_guid=f747e51e349.ecb26546fe95a395acda.00

Or here for the miniature version:

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1604733317/miniature-handmade-tickle-me-wiggly?click_key=1dbcfa9fdeb571689d60e5d92bb4f6d90c0e81b2%3A1604733317&click_sum=5f465d61&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=tickle+me+wiggly&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&local_signal_search=1&referrer_page_guid=f747e60a29d.70012c08929832e2c017.00

[pixelated-glitter]

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✨RING-A-LING-DING✨

(JINGLE JANGLE, JINGLE JANGLE)

WHEN THE

BELL RIIIIINGSSS

(JINGLE JANGLE, JINGLE JANGLE)

ITS

OOONLY

A MATTER OF TIME

TILL CHRISTMAS BREAK

HALLELU- HALLELU- HALLELU-

HALLELUJAH!!

[doublestandardlove]

respectfully to me, i'm so stupid.

i have been singing the wiggly jingle wrong THIS ENTIRE TIME.

the lyric is "your hearts and your souls, girls, boys,"

my dumbass has been singing:

YOUR HEART'S IN YOUR SOFA, GIRL BOY

i'm so done with myself, i'm gonna go sit in my mental time out corner and think about what i've done

[blindlyrankingstuff]

Black Friday Blind Character Ranking - Round 7

So, Lex has taken the 4th spot on the ranking. All spots left are now on the lower half of the board...

Who's next?

Jingle

The ranking stands currently:

Gary Goldstein

Linda Monroe

Becky Barnes

Lex Foster

Howard Goodman

??

Frank Pricely

??

??

??

Previous Poll | Next Poll

[inamindfarfaraway]

Wiggog Y’Wrath is Coming to Town

[The "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" melody played ominously in minor key.]

You better watch out; look me in the eye

You better watch out and I’m telling you why

Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town

He’s made a new toy, it’s on the shelves now

He’ll say you must have it and not to care how

Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town

He’s always watching, scheming

He knows what you desire

He’ll lead you from the frying pan

And straight into the fire

Don’t go to the store, just stay safe inside

‘Cause we cannot run, so we better hide

Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town

He only wants blood, to hurt and destroy

No matter how much he promises joy

Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town

He’s basically Cthulhu

To him we’re pests or prey

He’ll bring about the end times

If he’s born on Christmas Day

(increasingly fatigued) Though your job is a grind and you've had a rough year

And he's telling you everything you want to hear

We're in for it if he gets to town

The army said so, and of course we can trust

That their blame is correct and not mad and unjust

(spoken, aside) I'm sorry, President Goodman hasn't passed any effective gun laws, but he’s worried about a toy? America is so broken.

Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town

Yes, there's ongoinging inflation

And you're right up to your head

In stress, doubt and frustration

And existential dread

And there's just a month till Christmas

So you deserve one small nice thing

'Cause you can't change the whole system

And he's actually quite cute

And... fuck it!

[The music stops abruptly. Multiple voices shouting and the sounds of a desperate, disorganized scuffle, escalating over of a small metal item rattling as it's quickly moved, a lock clicking several times, a heavy metal door opening and cardboard being ripped apart. Alarm sirens blare.]

He's mine! You can't touch him! Let go!

[More violence and yelps of pain, the other people's tones shifting from panicked and pleading to as angry and hateful as the singer's. Running footsteps and rapid breathing until the other voices and sirens fade away. The breathing calms. The music suddenly returns, now in cheerful major key.]

Just steal and fight and make people cry

It's really alright and I'm telling you why

Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town

He's making a list of his fwendy-wends

Who he's gonna spare when our puny world ends

Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town

Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town

Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town!

[roguetelepaths]

I ruined my electric kettle by putting it on the FUCKING STOVE, who even DOES that

[khakilike]

This is awesome, even without Rachel McAdams and Lizzy Caplan. But it would have been better with them.

[quirrelmorts]

someone near me at the jangle ball said that everyone was there for the og songs like goin’ back to hogwarts. well I for one was there for obscure songs that would piss people off

[riddlegecko]

reading articles abt patrick stump's film/tv composing efforts is fun bc they don't always mention that black friday movie that starkid fans got really mad at for a hot second (twice), but when they do it's always a fun little jumpscare for my hatchetfield brain. like, i read the phrase "patrick stump composed the soundtrack to black friday" or something to that effect, and my brain goes "????? what the fuck are you talking about???" before remembering ohhhhh yeah. Movie.