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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

#i meannn#if you think about it#all writing is fantasizing about concepts and characters original or not#but sure ig lock me up for being gross and masturbatory#my parents would be thrilled
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#nope#tried to get my permit and failed the eye exam#with my glasses on mind you#i haven't tried again and i'm not sure how to fix it#i'm a bad driver anyhow#I get my left and right mixed up#nearly slammed into a stop sign bc of it#tbf it was driver's ed so#i'm not endangering anyone on the road anytime soon dw
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complained all through my five hour shift about how tired I was and how my feet hurt
only to walk for over an hour to go on silly side quests along the boulevard my job's on
#in my defense#i was feeling bleh#got to turn off my brain and walk so#now i have a bunch of stuff i don't really need#but it was for the sake of the quest#doublestandardlove
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people who are mutuals with their irl friends on tumblr are braver than any us marine
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sIR, IF YOU DON'T--!!
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#i either hook it from the front and turn it around OR#hook it first and step into them like they're a damn pair of pants#i just hate pulling it over my head for some reason
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#nope not until I was 11-12#when i got into middle school w my first phone#we didn't have any devices at home other than the tv#we didn't even have cable then lol#I shared a phone w my brother#and yet he never found about my wattpad excursions;_;#n e ways#i had family link on my phone(s) until I was 17
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I wish it wasn’t a hot take that a story in which two characters of any gender prioritize their purely platonic relationship over any other romantic or sexual interests they might have is a textually queer story
#real shit right here#happy valentine's day#i've heard of amatonormativity before but didn't exactly know what it was
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guys i felt like such a big and strong creature lifting things during my work call🫡
i ended up asking my dad to drive me, i was six mins late but no one noticed bc due to a miscommunication they were all spread out over the campus
#I learned so much technical stuff#like how to set up a sound system and use a socket wrench#so freaking awesome#doublestandardlove
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im in quite the pickle;-;
i had rehearsal today til 10pm. i didnt know that on monday, when i scheduled myself to come in for a work call tomorrow at 10am.
the problem is, i live 40 mins away from campus AND don't have a driver's license/car. so i have to take the bus. but in order to that, someone has to drive me to the bus stop. luckily, my father has agreed to take me.
it takes three hours to get to campus. 20-30 mins to get to the bus stop. That means waking up at 6-7 am.
I'm waiting for the bus to get home right now. I'll probably get there around 1-2 am.
So the question is:
i am so cooked;_;
#i'm a light sleeper but i need at least 4 hours of sleep to function#honestly. worst case i'll show up#tell them i didnt get much sleep#ask if there's anything more low key i can do#but I need to handle getting there first 😵💫#doublestandardlove
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ok uhh...i realized something yesterday that's actually pretty funny i'm sure i'll laugh later but
those weird moments and thoughts i've had about guys that i knew wasn't attraction but couldn't figure out just what it was?
gender envy;-;
that guy in my english class i thought was so perfect that the only way i could describe how i felt when i saw him was that I wanted to "steal his skin?" (weird ik) yep gender envy in the weirdest way
that one post about junior that people keep liking😭 yeah that's gender envy right there
it clicked for me yesterday when i couldn't stop looking at this guy at my work call. i wanted to be him so badly. everything about him just sat on him right, his clothes, his hair, his tattoos, i wanted it so badly
i also should've realized when i shortened my name to sound more androgynous and felt betrayed when anyone who knew me by that name called me my full name (once they accidentally found out ofc)
so uhm...
#congrats tumblr you're the third to know i'm nonbinary#i'm too scared to publicly change my pronouns#but i know and that's what matters#at least that's what i'll keep telling myself lol#but like it's crazy how everything makes sense now#re-contextualizing and whatnot#nonbinary#gender envy#doublestandardlove
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guys i finally discovered a perk to legally being an adult !!
since i'm 18 I get to chaperone my sister's field trip to the aquarium :D
no i've never watched over more than three first graders at a time wdym;-;
#i'm going to say something#and it's a bit of a hot take#but i don't care much for aquariums#i think it's bc it's not very mentally stimulating for me#but i'm doing my big sibling duty™#i also had my sister teach me her test review#my dad was trying to help her with my notebook and pencil but he was DRIVING#so it's going great:D#doublestandardlove
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definitely a canon Ruth and Richie interaction
#they're such bitches I love them#i also love that this is the first thing I see on tumblr today#they remind me of how i was in middle school but like#for better or for worse 😰#i was laughing incredibly hard at this btw#you can't tell but i could barely breathe for a min there#nerdy prudes must die#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#hatchetfield#npmd fanart
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guys i need to be put out of my misery😭
made the mistake of telling my family about this hilarious "incident" at the movie theatre and they keep calling me elphaba
i was taking this lady's order in concessions when she goes, "has anyone ever told you that you look like that girl from wicked- cynthia?"
ma'am. please.
I would like to relay the fact that the only thing me and cynthia erivo have in common is our skin tone- but ofc I smiled and was all "no, thank you so much!!"
DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH NO LESS😭
#i think i'm a tad darker than her actually#i also have a full head of negro hair#it was in cornrows at the time but still#also cynthia can SING#guys i'm getting flamed for this#my mom keeps calling me elphaba#and my sister is still trying *and failing to do the defying gravity riff#i can't take this chat#doublestandardlove
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What a time to be alive.
Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚
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guys i'm getting extra credit to pitch a radio show to my school's broadcasting club
most of the show slots are talk segments
help T-T I need ideas other than "random improv comedy segment that may or may not be appropriate to be on air"
#i have a 50% in this class#I have to claw my way to a C by the end of the month#chat this is making me hate english class#i didnt think that was possible#however#i do love the radio#and in true egotistical creative fashion#the soundwaves deserve to hear my voice
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it would be my honor🥹
I feel an obligation to put this on here
#never mind they would have no clue who I am#i would gladly take on that responsibility#take heed of the implications my boy🫡
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