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Lesbians will watch the substance and be like "this never would've happened if her neighbor was a cute younger lesbian."

It's me, I'm lesbians.

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"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay?? To honor??? Hitting on her? Getting on her???? Staying on her?? And if you can't come in her?? Come on her???? God bless America?!!?!!

the noise I just made

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sorry but i'm doubling down bc why am i on my way to work instead of in elisabeth sparkle's bed rn- like why are there barely any edits about how devastatingly hot this woman is T-T

like yes i'm 18 what's ur point;-; in fact, i think that is the point. think about it. actually think about it.

(rant incoming)

at the beginning of the substance, she's very insecure about her age and how "old" she and that bitchass harvey thinks she looks. so, what better way to distract herself from her woes than being a cougar-

think. about. it. with younger people, she isn't looking at the wrinkles and aging that she sees in the mirror. in a way, by surrounding herself with youth, it rejuvenates her. because, really, she's not as geriatric as she (and that bitchass harvey) perceives herself as.

but she doesn't just need someone younger. she needs reassurance, she needs someone to truly, genuinely tell her she's beautiful. someone young who sees her age, her experience, and worships the ground she walks on because of it. she is someone to aspire to be, as a star who's aged gracefully and living every day knowing that she's made it.

(and that someone is me btw)

watched the substance and ngl, i would let elisabeth sparkle give me a substance (for scientific purposes ofc)

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what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

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what i'm writing: His brother was dying, taking his last breaths and he was sitting there struggling to take his hand. He should just do it, who cared if there was too much blood, if his killer was standing right behind him, if he couldn't see because he was crying too damn hard-

what i'm listening to: 🎶i'm squishing spiders in my kneehighs🎶all the greats insist that you can make it as a faker🎶 it's bring your kid to work day🎶 i brought me🎶just in a blazer🎶

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decided to jump on the heart stopper train !! i'm on s2e1 and honestly, it made me realize that i keep watching shows that make me angry and this isn't one of them:)

isaac is my pookie btw, i've been trying to make a list of all the books he's reading (it's practically impossible) but i can tell there's gonna be more to him and i'm so excited

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uhh i think something's wrong with me bc have you seen the trailer for smile 2??

i kinda need naomi scott's character and her dead friend, like it's kinda a need

OKAY their names are skye and lewis, both very cute names and like i said, a need ✋🏿

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watched the substance and ngl, i would let elisabeth sparkle give me a substance (for scientific purposes ofc)

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okay i finished iwtv s1 and can i just say **spoilers for interview with the vampire season 1** (trust me i needed this)

I KNEW I LIKED ARMAND I FLIPPING KNEW IT- i took one look at that strange little man and said, i sense the tension, i saw that sick little smile, and i sense the loyalty, and i am digging it

i already knew lestat would survive so that softened the blow methinks also it was just really obvious, like the least you could do was decapitate him all the way

the chokehold that devious white man had on my brother ✊🏿 just set us back 179 years, 180 in november

no i will not be watching s2 bc i already have the ending spoiled for me and i'd like to keep the sanity i have left

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i regret starting interview with a vampire, dudes. i just finished ep. 5 and i want to kill maim bite demolish and destroy that pasty white french man

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We’re fanfiction writers, of course:

We’re going to use song lyrics as titles.

We’re going to check for comments 30 seconds after we post something.

We’re going to have more WIPs than days of the week.

We’re going to use any excuse to post snippets.

We’re going to use ask box games to procrastinate.

We’re going to hype up our writer friends.

We’re going to scream, cry and throw up reading our friends’ work.

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on s1e2 of kevin can f**k himself and lowk?? i think allison and patty should kiss

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when he's so down bad for you that you kinda gotta write a fic about it

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For those who don't know Nightmare Time is a horror web series created by Team Starkid, you can watch it on Youtube. Leave your reasoning in the comments/reblogs if you want :).

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okay okay okay i'm kind of taking it back bc the horror of ella's stepsisters wearing her friends' skin is just diabolical

watching cinderella's castle rn and it's just as i feared ...

i need the stepmother to do what she does best, be mother and step on me

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watching cinderella's castle rn and it's just as i feared ...

i need the stepmother to do what she does best, be mother and step on me

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do you ship it?