#jic??

[fence-time]

I need to be put down

[sparkycinnamon]

i love one gijinkas that portray her as like a witch or a wizard or any other kind of magic user. like yes they're so silly and magical you can trust them :3

[cherrysnax]

first off I hate how that other asker talked to you thats disgusting transphobia should never answered with more transphobia. but you talking over an actual transwoman is not it. anti blackness is important but there is always a time and place instead of derailing. do better

1. it’s fine dw! it’s annoying but like…. so what lol

2. yeah, there’s totally a time and place for everything!! but can I ask how I derailed or talked about antiblackness? I just mentioned that a phrase was aave in passing, it was absolutely not my intent to correct or take attention off the main topic

[bioshzrd]

i was off the shroom cart last night and saved a bunch of pictures of a furry in resident evil 8??

[spiderin-space]

Been getting back into Magnus recently 😔

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

[cullensart]

He stick he leggy out real far

[the-knife-consumer]

Had a dream last night about a gravity falls game where you play as young Stanley having to sneak around and lie to stay out of trouble with Filbrick. It wasn't really a horror game but it had a lot of horror game-like mechanics and there was a general sense of discomfort the entire time.

The only quest I can remember is one where Stanley gets a bad report card while Stanford gets a good one. Filbrick is out doing business until tomorrow so you have until the morning to try and make it look like you got good grades. There's an option to use white out on Stanford's card while he sleeps and write your name instead.

You could also get future readings from mom, who would give hints on what will happen to you next so you can start setting up lies and stealing in advance instead of scrambling to cover yourself last minute. (If you could figure out what the readings were hinting at. They got progressively more vague as the game went on, going from "I hear" and "I see", to "I feel")

You didn't get to see what happened when Filbrick caught him, it just cut to a game over screen. You could be caught and sent to your room three times before this happens (which ends the quest you're on. Because you failed to lie well enough). There is no way to win. The game would just keep going with scenarios until you lost or gave up

There was a vending machine on the board walk that had warped reflections in the glass that corrected itself when you looked at it head-on

[u3pxx]

from this one FDGHD i dont think chilchuck would call zumi a bitch i do not believe in it!!!!!!! so instead he's swearing in a language she probs doesn't know ASKSKS

[making-you-in-spore]

i request the classic spore creation. a dick.

i made a wait shit how did that get out. fuck. put it back put it back put it back put it back

fuck fuck fuck it escaped how am i gonna tell my boss

[comicdez]

two versions cuz i couldnt decide which was funnier

[grendel-menz]

A navigation of some adult relationships

[valeriapryanikova]

wicked

(for @cocoabats's dtiys!)

[pcktknife]

[dragoncrocs]

king laios

[sotc]

the dynamic between crow rook and viago is genuinely sooo funny. he's your boss. he's a bully. he calls you an idiot. he scolds and reprimands you in front of your coworkers and the other talons. he cheers you on by berating you while you're fighting for your life. absolute clownery in the house de riva. love it sooo much.