#jfo incorrect quotes

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal, when Boba appears: This town ain’t big enough for the both of us

Boba: Then let’s go to a town that is, cyar’ika

*romantic koboh western music*

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?

Mace:

Mace: Yeah?

Cal: Can we fight you for it?

Mace: It’s a shitty job though

Mace: No one should want this job

Mace: Why would you want this job?

Ahsoka: Bragging rights?

Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!

Mace: Yeah, good enough

Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it

[incorrect-jedi]

Ezra: You can’t beat us! We have something even more powerful than the force!

Darth Vader: And what might that be?

Ezra: It’s the power...of updog.

Cal: Oh my god oh my god oh my god-

Vader: What is...updog?

Cal: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cal: What do I get?

Boba: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Cal: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one though.

Boba: It won't be you.

Cal: I'll get my poncho.

[bejeweled-jyn]

Conversations on the Mantis

Cal: Hey there pretty nightsister

Merrin: I am not going with you to Lothal to watch you spar with Kanan.

Cal: What? Can’t a friend compliment another friend on there appearance for no reason.

Merrin: He can but it’s still not changing my mind.

Cal: Well maybe, what’s in my pants will change your mind.

Merrin: Oh yeah?

Cal: It’s my lightsaber

*Cal pulls out and illuminates his lightsaber*

Cal: And its long isn’t it…

BD-1: *Beep Boop Boop Beee—eep*

Merrin: No BD I heard it too.

Cere: Unfortunately, we all did.

Cal: *Clueless face*

Greez: *whisperes something to cal*

Cal: *blushes* OMG

[third-generation-female-warrior]

[When giving Merrin speeder lessons]

Greez: MERRIN!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN!!!!!

Merrin, driving faster: She's on the street! She knows the risks she's taking!

[late-tothe-party-07]

It is trauma tho. We have a list.

Greez: What’s wrong with you?!

Cal: Loaded question, elaborate.

Greez: Like in general??

Cal: Oh! Trauma.

Greez:

[obi-wan-is-babe]

Malicos: (with his lightsaber on) Hello, Cal.

Cal: Merrin and Trilla are right around the corner; one girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode!

[softpadawan]

Kanan: I was knighted in a Force vision by the Grand Inquisitor I killed the year before who used to be a guard of the Jedi temple before he turned to the dark side. How about you?

Cal: Knighted in a spur-of-the-moment decision by my adoptive master using the lightsaber of the Inquisitor who used to be her padawan.

Kanan: ...

Kanan, to the barkeeper: We’re gonna need the whole bottle.

[thirteenmyspacegirl]

merrin: don't worry, you've got everything you need to defeat them

cal: the power to believe in myself?:)

merrin: no, a lightsaber.

merrin: stab them.

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cere: Bedtime was half an hour ago

Cere: Cal just walked into my room, tears in his eyes, and asked me if boglings were predators

[ferusolinlands]

Trilla: Where are you going?

Cal: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Cal: Master, master! The ice cream speeder is coming omgomg

Jaro: It's 2am

Cal: but its COMING!

[incorrect-jedi]

Kanan: Have you heard from Ezra?

Ahsoka: I’m sure everything’s fine. Cal’s with him.

Kanan: “Everything’s fine” and “Cal’s with him” don’t usually work together.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cal, taping a knife onto BD-1: Be free, my child.

Boba, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

[i-want-it-thaaat-way]

Cal: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Greez: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Cal: I’m leaving, and I’M TAKING MERRIN WITH ME

Cere, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.