#incorrect jfo quotes

[bejeweled-jyn]

Conversations on the Mantis

Cal: Hey there pretty nightsister

Merrin: I am not going with you to Lothal to watch you spar with Kanan.

Cal: What? Can’t a friend compliment another friend on there appearance for no reason.

Merrin: He can but it’s still not changing my mind.

Cal: Well maybe, what’s in my pants will change your mind.

Merrin: Oh yeah?

Cal: It’s my lightsaber

*Cal pulls out and illuminates his lightsaber*

Cal: And its long isn’t it…

BD-1: *Beep Boop Boop Beee—eep*

Merrin: No BD I heard it too.

Cere: Unfortunately, we all did.

Cal: *Clueless face*

Greez: *whisperes something to cal*

Cal: *blushes* OMG

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Ahsoka: Is it true that whoever wins in a fight against you becomes the Master of the Order?

Mace:

Mace: Yeah?

Cal: Can we fight you for it?

Mace: It’s a shitty job though

Mace: No one should want this job

Mace: Why would you want this job?

Ahsoka: Bragging rights?

Cal: I want to outrank Master Fisto!

Mace: Yeah, good enough

Mace: Cal, rock paper scissors me for it

[incorrect-jedi]

Ezra: You can’t beat us! We have something even more powerful than the force!

Darth Vader: And what might that be?

Ezra: It’s the power...of updog.

Cal: Oh my god oh my god oh my god-

Vader: What is...updog?

Cal: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cal: What do I get?

Boba: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Cal: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one though.

Boba: It won't be you.

Cal: I'll get my poncho.

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

How this scene actually played out

Merrin: Jedi are thieves and selfish liars who bring nothing but death!

Cal: Back off! If you attack me again, I’ll strike you down!

Merrin:

Merrin: Do not take this personally but I feel like I am being threatened by a cupcake.

Cal: D:<

[third-generation-female-warrior]

[When giving Merrin speeder lessons]

Greez: MERRIN!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT PEDESTRIAN!!!!!

Merrin, driving faster: She's on the street! She knows the risks she's taking!

[late-tothe-party-07]

It is trauma tho. We have a list.

Greez: What’s wrong with you?!

Cal: Loaded question, elaborate.

Greez: Like in general??

Cal: Oh! Trauma.

Greez:

[disregardcanon]

[calsbd-1]

Merrin: Did it hurt when you fell?

Cal: From heaven? ;)

Merrin: No, I mean when you fell walking onto the Mantis. I saw you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Cal:

Greez: We all saw it.

[sudurisms]

his smug ass little face im-

[moodiestmags]

Cere: I unfortunately lost my padawan many years ago

Trilla, over the comlink: Stop telling people I’m dead

Cere: sometimes I can still hear her voice

[incorrectjseegoquotes]

Anti: I'm a confident driver

Jackie: You've just almost run someone over!

Anti: Confidentiality

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Cal: Master, master! The ice cream speeder is coming omgomg

Jaro: It's 2am

Cal: but its COMING!

[incorrect-jedi]

Kanan: Have you heard from Ezra?

Ahsoka: I’m sure everything’s fine. Cal’s with him.

Kanan: “Everything’s fine” and “Cal’s with him” don’t usually work together.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cal, taping a knife onto BD-1: Be free, my child.

Boba, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal, when Boba appears: This town ain’t big enough for the both of us

Boba: Then let’s go to a town that is, cyar’ika

*romantic koboh western music*