#jesus is my homie

[random-citizen2008]

One of my favoritest things in the world is getting to rant to people who think all Christians believe people who are gay/commit sexual sins/petty theft/any other sin that's minor(or even the worse ones, that aren't quite as bad as denying christ) are going to hell about the 3 degrees of glory. "You're Christian? So you think I'm going to hell for____?" Great news, bestie.

seeing people discussing the concept of hell and how cruel the idea of eternal punishment is like, wow! i know this belief system you would love if not for your knee-jerk reaction against its name

[whateverthought]

They named my man Lucky Charms 😭

[spacy-snail]

People are real quick to do a complete 180 and forgive Watcher after making the most basic backtracking statement they could’ve made

Like I know the standard for YouTube apologies is fucking 6 feet in the ground but like, it’s the most basic PR statement they could’ve given

Am I glad they apologized? Yes. Do I think they regret it? Yes. Do I think it was for the reasons we hope (aka caring about the fans)? No. Do I think they were sincere about their reasoning? No.

I think it comes back to why they were willing to make this decision in the first place: money

And to the parasocial people who are fighting for their lives to defend them, just remember that they were ready to drop you and whoever wasn’t willing to dish out $6 so they could travel around the world, continue living in one of the most expensive cities in the the country, and drive their Teslas around

[sergeantwoods]

könig: violence isn’t the answer. horangi: you’re right. könig: *sighs in relief* horangi: but violence is a question könig: what? horangi, bolting away: and the answer is yes. könig, running after him: NO —

[comradekarin]

when you’re in a “shipping random white m|m/w|m ships to spite the bwwm ship” and your competition is every fandom ever like you guys fucking suck lmaoooo suddenly it’s no chemistry! heteronormativity! he’s gay and she’s a lesbian! platonic only! poor acting! she is an independent woman! even the elite ships aren’t safe for as soon as the girl looks physically different than their (usually book) canon counterpart, the people are up in arms. like suck my dick

[oxymoronicdumbass]

if i have to sit through one more conversation in which i have to listen to someone chirp about the benefits of AI, i am going to stab someone

[grimdot]

*reading Genesis* so god is both male & female? & we were made in its image & are therefore also both male & female? & that's how a man technically gave birth to a woman? whoa rare old testament trans rights win!

[sunnibits]

ok I know we talk a lot about the love confession lines and the “rotting former first mate” line and all that but can we PLEASE talk about “you know what he did when I told him I loved him? he shot me.” BECAUSE OH MY GODDDDD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. INSANE FUCKING LINE.

[lizstiel]

a man I went on a really good date with three months after he went no contact one day out of the blue: hey. my brother is in town and we were talking about you. I hope you’re well. can we go get a coffee sometime soon and catch up?

me, apprehensive, but I really liked him and was lowkey kinda bummed when he stopped talking to me, but just let it go: oh sure, that sounds nice.

the aforementioned man: just doesn’t answer.

OKAY I GUESS????????????????????????????????

[bookmark-extraordinaire]

Take a shot every time an AI bro equates taking inspiration from an artist to whatever the fuck AI does

[littleoceanbabe]

i felt a personal victory when henry didn’t fist bump dr jacob <3 show favoritism henry i’m so proud of u

[dovahkiin796]

Thanks to my best buddy I know why Godzilla sleeps in the Roman Coliseum. It's because it reminds him of his home that was blown up in King of the Monsters.

But my headcanon is Godzilla and Jesus were friends back in the day and when the giant lizard heard his friend was killed by the Romans. He decided to takeover their Coliseum as revenge.

[icras]

BREAKING NEWS: Ferarri once again proves they have absolutely no taste whatsoever

ferarri came up with another hideous race suit design. like we all know how ugly their merch is so im not surprised they werent able to come up with a decent design but im still baffled how they keep getting away with it. i now kinda understand why they only sign hot people cuz carlos and charles rly have been carrying the dead weight of ferrari this whole season and apparently will have to for a while longe cuz this rly aint it sry guys

[bibleofficial]

fucking everywhere is flooding in cardiff i had to literally HOP THE STONE WALL surrounding my accom to GET INTO the property 😭😭😭

[shayminsh]

im sure it isnt normal to feel overwhelmingly anxious just by rereading the log i took from a college week visit

[qualityrain]

parents was being insanely transphobic and my dad say using they/them is a sign of demonic possession and then i got upset and my parents said ohh ur a girl so its ok to be more emotional we love and accept u :)) so the 5 hny guys out there will be getting maid day art ig