#jesus fucking fuck.
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undercovercannibal · 4 months ago
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I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives
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teaboot · 7 days ago
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
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lastoneout · 5 months ago
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"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die
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greykolla-art · 9 months ago
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
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stellerfly · 1 year ago
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teethburied · 5 months ago
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lestat + piano
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teethcore · 6 months ago
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i can't even complain about our cruel housemate without my angel making it about her.
#jesus fucking fuck.#i don't even want to get into that though i just want to vent about the housemate.#she cannot STAND me. she hates my guts dude#and it is so so obvious. she's so passive aggressive and cruel.#constantly.#and i can tell she wants me gone. but she's not gonna say anything. she's just gonna keep bullying me and hope i decide to leave.#well guess what bitch. i'm not going to.#i'm not gonna help you out.#you can't stand the flavor of mental illness i have.#you hate me because i am fat.#you hate that i have a gender identity you can't understand.#and you feel bad about it. boo fucking hoo.#[i'm not pulling that out of my ass btw those are the things she bullies me about.]#you feel bad that you're being forced to reconcile with the fact that you're a bigot. it's in direct contrast to the lies you tell yourself#about what a good little liberal you are. and how open minded you are.#and you don't want to be a bad person by kicking out the mentally ill trans person. because you know i'd be homeless.#and instead of recognizing that for what it is and going ''well no one is a saint clearly i need an outlet for my frustrations''#[bc expecting you to think ''i should work on my biases'' is obviously expecting too much lmao]#you just bully the absolute shit out of me all the fucking time and hope I'll just go away.#well i'm not gonna help you out.#i'm fucking miserable sure. i would probably be happier and feel safer homeless at this point.#but i stay out of pure pettiness.#you're going to have to kick me out and deal with the shame and cognitive dissonance.#i want that for you#fucking bitch.#—kieran#bite.txt
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noknowshame · 2 years ago
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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attractive-nuisance-esq · 3 months ago
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hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information
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spyres · 1 month ago
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spitblaze · 6 months ago
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
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your-local-granny · 2 months ago
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"We have to make sure you become recognized as a first-rate prosecutor, don't we? .......It wouldn't be very interesting otherwise."
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destielmemenews · 4 months ago
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castielsprostate · 1 year ago
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
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samble-moved · 1 year ago
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
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tom-bakers-scarf · 1 year ago
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Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief
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