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Regulus: HELP! I told James I'd make dinner and I can't cook!
Remus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to us?
Sirius, at the same time and already burning water: Don't worry, we got this
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sirius taking a "is my boyfriend autistic" quiz on his pc at the kitchen table and james making tea behind him like "yeah i took that yesterday. your brother is autistic by the way"
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James: um... the sky looks nice tonight...
Regulus: sorry Potter, I don't do 'small talks'. You're either my ride or die or you can get lost.
James: oh, I see... so- will you marry me?
Regulus: Now we're talking.
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Regulus, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped Remus: Where are you? Regulus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Remus: I’ll call James. James, answering his cell: Y’ello? Remus: Where’s Regulus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. James: Reggie? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- James: James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* James: I AM JUST WEARING CONTACTS INSTEAD OF GLASSES! Regulus : WHO ARE YOU?!
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This except it’s literally just Starchaser
#regulus wrote this no doubt#dead gay wizards#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#slytherin skittles#marauders incorrect quotes#does anyone else remember this
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James: He hates me! Why does your uncle hate me Sirius??
Sirius: Oh...Because I told him you were the one who smoked pot in my room when I visited him in 5th year
James: WHAT??
Regulus *coming inside* : Hey, what's going on?
James: Sirius told Alphard that I smoked pot in Sirius' room in 5th year!
Regulus: What? Were you even there?
Sirius: ...I told him he flew out of the window
James: And why did he believe it?
Sirius: Because I told him what an excellent quidditch player you are :)
James: awwww :) you really-
Regulus: NO. Don't even start. Sirius, James and I are supposed to tell him that we live together TODAY and we can't do that if he hates James!
Sirius: Okay! Okay...I'll tell him.
(1 hour later)
Regulus: So. Did you tell him?
Sirius: Yeah about that. I was thinking of maybe writing him a letter-
Regulus: Okay you know what? You had your chance.
Regulus *goes up to Alphard*: Uncle. James didn't smoke pot in 5th year, Sirius did.
Sirius: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!
Alphard: Is this true Sirius?
Sirius: Yes..
Regulus: And uncle. Sirius was the one who melted your collection.
Sirius:
Sirius: REGULUS' ONLY FRIEND FOR YEARS WAS OUR HOUSE ELF
Regulus: *gasp*
Regulus: SIRIUS AND REMUS BROKE UP, GOT TOGETHER AND BROKE UP. AGAIN!
Sirius: REGULUS BECAME A DEATH EATER THEN WENT ON A SECRET MISSION TO FIND THE HORCRUXES. ON HIS OWN!
Regulus: SIRIUS IS GOING TO ASK REMUS TO MARRY HIM!
Remus: what
Sirius: YOU LITTLE- REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!
Alphard: ....That is a lot of information to take in 30 seconds. I will have a word with both of you later. And James.
James:
Alphard: You have been Sirius' best friend for years, stuck by him through his drug problem
Sirius: Oh come on, it's not like he never-
Alphard: And now you've taken on Regulus as well. I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
James: Thank you, sir
Alphard: Please. Call me uncle.
James: Okay...uncle.
Remus:
Remus:
Remus: Okay so am I supposed to ignore the fact that-
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remus/james: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
sirius/regulus: do parents count?
remus/james: yes
sirius/regulus: then no
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*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*
Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”
Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”
Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”
Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3
Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”
#Marlene’s probably into the whole “cult member” thing tbh#she’s into anything Dorcas does#dorlene#jegulus#rosekiller#marauders incorrect quotes#dorcas meadowes#marlene mckinnon#regulus black#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#pandora lovegood#pandora rosier#slytherin skittles#marauders era
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teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
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Ted: dating a Black is great.
James: so great!
Remus: the best!
Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.
James: almost punitive.
Remus: they are monsters.
Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)
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REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—
SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?
JAMES: of detention?
REGULUS: of Sirius?
REMUS: …of depression.
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James, crying: you deserve the world! Regulus, who has experienced the world: what a horrible thing to say
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Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.
James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.
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James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?
Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it
Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me
Pandora: I stalked him
Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button
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Regulus: i've only said i love you to three people. my brother, Pandora, and James when he got hit by a bladger and was dying from the head injury . I only regret one of those.
Remus: which one?
Regulus: James. he recovered like 2 days later so I just looked like an idiot
James: we're married
Regulus: still.
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*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*
Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord
Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen
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