#jegulus :(

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[outromoony]

AO3 is down, and so is my will to live.

[billi-mausi]

James (simp) Potter you’ll always have my heart.

(Show some love on IG too if you want)

[my-castles-crumbling]

thigh - January 12 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - NSFW (suggestive comments) - word count: 312

"Oh, fuck him," Regulus hissed, looking over to the Lake from his spot leaning against a nearby tree.

Barty, who was lounging near him, looked over and immediately gave a lewd grin. "I agree. Wholeheartedly. I'd fuck him."

Hissing and hitting Barty upside the head, Regulus stared over to the water's edge where four Seventh Years were messing around. One of whom was, of course, James Potter.

James Potter, who was wearing swimming trunks so short, his thick, muscular, delicious thighs were on clear display, even from Regulus's spot a hundred feet away.

Of course, Regulus had no problem with this. He was all for people wearing what they wanted, and not shaming them for it or objectifying them. Except in this situation, James was one hundred percent doing this on purpose. Because only last night, Regulus had shared a rather embarrassing secret, courtesy of too many Butterbeers and a game of Questions:

"Favorite body part on a person?" Lily had asked, giggling and red, four drinks and two shots in.

"Oh, arse. Definitely," Sirius has responded, causing Remus to go bright red, while James had burst into laughter.

But when it was Regulus's turn to answer, he had been tipsily daydreaming about Quidditch Practice, and James Potter's legs wrapped around a broomstick, and...well... "Thighs," he'd answered dreamily, only realizing he'd answered out loud when the room had erupted with laughter.

And now he was here.

"He's doing it on purpose," Regulus said through gritted teeth, staring daggers at James, who sent a huge, challenging grin his way, jerking his chin upward in acknowledgement before turning away, allowing Regulus a great view of his backside. "He's..."

"He's fucking fit," Barty sighed, chucking. "Just admit it, Reg. You want him as much as he wants you."

And Regulus said nothing. Because Barty was speaking the truth, and he didn't want to say so.

[apoetsworld]

Sirius: You know James would die for you right?

Regulus: James would die to save a fucking pigeon.

[starchaserab]

i'm currently at a -4 thanks to Only the Brave

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[curiouslymyown]

Will never be normal about jegulus and I don’t want to be.

[outromoony]

Ship so good it ruined my life

[my-castles-crumbling]

crazy - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 403

“James Fleamont Potter!” Regulus yelled, storming into the sitting room of the flat they shared, his eyes wild with anger and anxiety. 

James only had time to sit up from his lounging position on the couch before a velvet-covered box was slammed on the small table in front of him, and a very irate-looking Regulus was standing over him, arms crossed. 

“Are you crazy? You must be! You must be absolutely insane!” Regulus ranted, voice rising in pitch with every sentence. “Because there’s no other explanation for why you have an engagement ring hidden in our flat! We’ve just moved in together a month ago!”

James opened his mouth calmly to explain, but Regulus barrelled on.

“I mean, I’ve always known you’re a disgusting romantic, what with all the flowers and dates on the Astronomy Tower and all that, but come on, Potter!” he shrieked, looking a bit desperate. “Marriage? How-- how can you be so sure? We’ve only been together for a year and a half! I’m barely nineteen! You really want…that? With me, of all people? How..?”

Regulus paused, breathing heavily, and James chose to stay quiet, curious as to what Regulus would say next. 

“It’s ridiculous,” the shorter man said, his tone a bit quieter. “R--ridiculous! I mean, sure! It’s…forever with you sounds…well, it sounds…like something I never imagined having, to be honest. And I’m sure you and your stupid, idiotic brain have been planning our wedding since our first kiss, but-”

“Before that, actually,” James supplied helpfully, hiding a smirk behind his hand.

“-yes. But…James. I…a wedding? Marriage?” Regulus asked, anger having completely deflated from his body, only nervous confusion left behind. "We would be husbands!"

James bit his lip and stayed quiet again, allowing Regulus to process.

“Husbands…” Regulus murmured the word again softly, eyes glazed, tilting his head to the side, uncrossing his arms. “I…” he sat next to James and looked at him carefully for a long time. “That sounds kind of nice, actually,” he admitted, turning bright red.

It was only then that James grabbed the ring off of the table and gave Regulus a huge grin. “I’m actually hiding this for Marlene. She’s proposing to Dorcas in a few weeks. But…that’s very good to know, actually. For the future,” he beamed. “Especially since I have, as we said, been planning our wedding since before we even kissed.”

Regulus just gaped as James sauntered away.

[mintash]

Dare I say, James Potter

[evyltalks]

doomed yaoi

(its been to long since I’ve drawn them together)

[apoetsworld]

James*smugly*: I have no fear

Regulus: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER DID YOU JUST TRACK MUD INTO THE LIVING ROOM??!!

James *shaking*: I have one fear

[cheriip1e]

Regulus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the french word for "baguette" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

James: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Regulus, already taking off their clothes: God, James, you’re so fucking stupid.

(Incorrect quotes)

[slytherinnbitch]

It went down at 3.30am and i opened ao3 at 3.33am. I WILL DIEEEEEE

What about my fluffy jegulus goodnight fics

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[my-castles-crumbling]

use - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 315

"Hey, James?" Sirius asked lightly, stretching out on the couch he was lying on and resting his legs on Remus's lap. "Can I borrow the Invisibility Cloak tonight? Moony and I are going to go on an adventure, if you know what I mean." He waggled his eyebrows suggestively, causing Remus to roll his eyes. Regulus, who was sitting on an armchair nearby, snorted.

James, however, didn't laugh as he usually would have. "Erm...I was actually going to use it tonight," he murmured from the floor, looking quite embarrassed.

Startled, Sirius sat up, swinging his legs off of Remus and glaring in alarm. "Why?" he asked suspiciously. "Are you finally going to get back at me for that prank with the screaming toilets? Or-" he gasped, bringing his hand to his heart and looking heartbroken, "-have you found a new pranking partner? Prongs, why? What did I ever do to you? Am I not good enough? Have you replaced me?"

James looked at Sirius with a completely conflicted expression on his red face. "No, Sirius, I-"

"Years, Prongs! We've been pranking together for years!" Sirius said loudly, on a roll, now. Lily and Peter glared at him from across the room as they played a game of chess. Marlene and Alice looked up from their homework to listen in. "How can you throw this all away?"

"Sirius, I-"

"Who is he, then? Who do you think is better than me?" Sirius demanded, glaring down at James, who began to stutter. "Who?"

Regulus decided to put James out of his misery. "He's using the Cloak to sneak to my dorm and have a proper snog, since you always manage to interrupt us when I come here. Alright?"

Sirius froze, mouth popping open, before his face twisted in disgust. "I did not need to know that."

Remus and Regulus both just chuckled, while James sighed with relief.