#jealous america

[frappegoddess]

I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

[hellonerf]

i draw stupid things everyday, my love for bodyswap everyday

[normalties]

Since the red guardian joined the avengers after that what if...? episode where the red guardian stopped the winter soldier, then imagine how DIFFERENT captain america civil war would end up being

[thiefnforger]

yall bitches in new york better give us footage of the dia screening q&a I NEED CONTENT

[seventh-district]

“Why’s he call you Darlin’?”

on my knees begging my brain to stop trying to associate this song with Sam

[steveandnatlover76]

Steve *thinking, while watching Natasha flirt with a mark*: If I have to watch much longer, I‘ll simply have to rip the guy‘s head off.

Natasha *via comms*: Solnyshko, something wrong? You look like you‘re in physical pain.

Steve: I‘m not the one who has to worry about physical pain.

Natasha *growls*: I love it when your animalistic side shines through. Very arousing!

Steve: We‘ll discuss that further later…in our bedroom.

Yelena: May I remind you that we are all also on comms and now feel plenty nauseous!!

[eyelinerandmcr]

of course the show mcr is doing with evanescence is in fucking FLORIDA

[cutetinyartist]

Gonna see The Wild Robot on Monday, it looks v Iron Giant coded and ik I'm gonna cry-

[denebolablack]

Tony: I won't accept the use of any old-fashioned pet name to refer to me! I'M THE FUTURE-

Bucky: *Enters the room walk8ng directly to the fridge* Mornin' dollface.

Steve: *Following Bucks* Good mornin' sunshine.

Tony: *Giggles* Hi~

Nat:*Lifts an eyebrow*

Tony: They're a special case, Nat.

Bucky & Steve: *Smirk*

[drfurter]

alastor hazbin…..and louis de pointe du lac iwtv…….i am being rather uncouth mixing these flavors but i am cooking….

[hubbabubbagumpop]

How I felt since Book of Bill came out.....

[daz4i]

one thing about america is that things there will be big

[heeahheeya]

IF Grace Shelby, whom Annabelle Wallis played, had been involved with the roles the actress' ex and current boyfriends play as CROSSOVER:

Result would be like:

[mangostar]

australia sucks i wish we had more cool large predators

[bluebellhairpin]

having online friends is great but it also fucking sucks ass because the moment you find one in your timezone you realize you have nothing to talk to them about, and the ones who you can talk to stuff about aren't in your FUCKING. TIMEZONE.

[kitaychan]

When a part of your call-out post goes like "you can't judge people by the crimes of the state they live in" and then you say "x wasn't racist or using colonialist apologia because they were talking about Argentinians and Argentina is a racist country" like please at least be coherent with ONE point